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00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:36Oh, no, no, no!
01:20Hey, what are you doing?
01:29Come on, let's go.
01:36Huh, Greg, nothing like a few sneeze-bombs to clear out a village, eh, Scratch?
01:42Ah, much better!
01:47Robotnik gave you sinuses?
01:49He didn't give me sinuses!
01:51I know!
01:53Sneeze-bombs away!
02:01Look, Sonic! There's a big black cloud over Hilltop Village!
02:05I see it, Tails! And where there's a black cloud, Robotnik's behind it!
02:10I feel the need, the need for speed!
02:13Hey, wait for me!
02:15Look at him, Rot! Fear, Panic, Dread, Terror!
02:20Yeah, makes you proud to be a robot!
02:24Oh, look! Sonic's coming!
02:26So what? This'll slow him down!
02:29Ha-ha-ha!
02:39Chow!
02:41A sneeze-bomb! Just what I've always wanted!
02:45Never fear! Captain Rescue is here!
03:00Hey, what are you trying to do?
03:04Huh?
03:05Huh?
03:06Ah-choo!
03:09Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
03:14Blah-choo!
03:16I'll help you, Sardic!
03:18Ah-choo!
03:20I guess my sneeze-bomb catcher went a little off course!
03:24Ah-choo!
03:25A little off course?
03:27Are you a...
03:28Ah-choo!
03:29Shmoe or what?
03:31Shmoe?
03:32Me?
03:33Of course not!
03:35I'm a hero!
03:36I am Captain Rescue!
03:38The golden boy of gadgets!
03:39The vanquisher of villainy!
03:41Friend of the friendless!
03:42And hope of the hopeless!
03:46Hey!
03:47Look!
03:49Ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:52Oh!
03:56Whoa!
03:57Whoa!
03:57Whoa!
04:05I've got to let the air out of some robot rats!
04:18Whoa!
04:23Whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:26Whoa!
04:28Whoa!
04:28Wait a go, Sonic!
04:30Am I one hot hedgehog or what?
04:33Nice work, Sonic!
04:35Reminds me of great superhero stuff that I used to do.
04:38Look.
04:43All over Mobius, I had people saying...
05:01Who was that masked raccoon?
05:07I saw you on Mobius TV, Sonic, and I figured you needed my help.
05:13Thanks, but no thanks, old-timer. Tails here is my main man.
05:18Old-timer? Old-timer? Why, I was saving Mobius from bad guys when you were still a hedgehoglet.
05:27I think you hurt his feelings, Sonic.
05:30Well, guys like him ought to know when to quit.
05:33Robotic would eat him for lunch.
05:37Failed again, did you?
05:39Well, I know your supreme awfulness. In fact, we succeeded wonderfully.
05:45In a kind of negative way.
05:47Silence! You dumbbots wouldn't know success if it bit you on the bumper!
05:53But I, the baron of badness, the knight of nastiosity, am on the brink of my greatest success.
06:03My egomatic force field! Nothing can penetrate it! No course on Mobius can damage it!
06:17What's it for?
06:18The force field demands incredible power.
06:24I need this solar satellite orbiting Mobius to provide it!
06:29A killed-up village gives me best access to the satellite!
06:35As the force field expands, I can spread my control over every corner of Mobius!
06:42And what happens to the hedgehog?
06:45So I'll drive him off the planet!
06:55How do you know Robotnik's Robogoons are gonna attack again, Sonic?
06:59Cause Robotnik believes any bad worth doing is worth doing twice!
07:04And here they come now!
07:11Tin Hood! I order you to halt!
07:15Hold on! Who do you think you are?
07:18I'm General Disorder, Head of the Military Intelligence.
07:21I have orders to lead this platoon in an attack on the rear of Hilltop Village.
07:25As per Special Orders 301-3, Section 4, Paragraph 27, Revised April 1st,
07:31via Secret Provision 38A, Section 14, Subsection 14,
07:35hereto foreknown as marching orders number 845-6, Section 8, Subsection 15, Paragraph...
07:42Got it?
07:43Right, General Disorder!
07:45That's General Disorder, sir, to you!
07:48Now, out of my way!
07:52Forward March!
07:55Forward March!
08:00Wow! He's leading them right to the cliff!
08:04Huh! That's military intelligence for you!
08:13Squad! Fall out!
08:15Hold, villains!
08:17Hey! You're the overweight raccoon that helped us out last time!
08:21I am Captain Rescue, the golden boy of gadgets!
08:25The golden boy of gadgets, eh?
08:28Then you're gonna love my gadgets!
08:39Hey!
09:00Whoa!
09:00Down at the bottom of the cliff!
09:01Down at the bottom of the cliff!
09:03Whoa!
09:06That raccoon's getting to be a real pain in the spawn!
09:10Yes!
09:11Gotcha!
09:12I got them!
09:13I got them!
09:14They're mine!
09:15They're mine!
09:20If I can't build my force field big enough to contain Mobius, then with that raccoon's help, I'll make it
09:28just the right size to trap Sonic permanently!
09:32You're making my work go really slow!
09:35I just wanted to help!
09:37Yeah! With help like yours, we don't need badniks!
09:48Are you...
09:49Captain Rescue?
09:52You know me?
09:54Know you?
09:55You were my favorite superhero when I was a lad!
09:59I still have my Captain Rescue action figure!
10:02Well, that was a long time ago!
10:05I'm just an over-the-hill superhero now!
10:09At least, so says a certain hedgehog!
10:12You mean, Sonic?
10:15Oh, don't listen to him!
10:16He's always hedgehogging all the glory!
10:20He is?
10:21Sure!
10:22I have some great evil fighting gadgets, but he won't let me try them!
10:28I think we can fight rottenness just as good as that hedgehog, don't you?
10:33Well, uh, I don't know!
10:35Sure we can!
10:37With your gadgets and my genius, we'll team up to grab some bad guys!
10:43Let's show that hedgehog!
10:46Yeah!
10:47Let's show that hedgehog!
10:56Would you stop for Sonic?
10:58I heard something!
10:59There!
10:59In the sky!
11:01Remote control planes!
11:03I smell a robotnic plan!
11:05We gotta buzz, cuz!
11:08I'm ready!
11:11All right, Captain Rescue!
11:14Let's see that super-duper airplane scooper in action!
11:18Oh, no! It's Captain Rescue!
11:20And it looks like he's in trouble!
11:23Now, I'll stop those pesky planes!
11:30Uh-oh! I have a little problem here!
11:34Looks like it's time for a sonic spin!
11:39Now, to spring my trap!
11:44Ah!
11:48Ah!
11:49Ah!
11:51Ah!
11:51Ah!
11:51Ah!
11:53Ah!
11:56Ah!
11:56Look at sonic!
11:58Let me outta here!
12:01Hahahaha!
12:04Sonic is trapped in there!
12:06And the rest of Mobius is out here!
12:09Hahahaha!
12:11And it's mine!
12:12It's mine! All mine! All mine!
12:24With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine!
12:30Mine!
12:31Did I say that already?
12:33Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:38The force field hasn't been made that can hold this hedgehog!
12:47Round and round the hedgehog goes!
12:50And then he lands right on his nose!
12:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
13:00-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
13:00-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:01Get me out of here, you egghead!
13:04Tsk, tsk, reduced to name-calling!
13:08How the mighty have fallen!
13:10You could run all you want, hedgehog!
13:13You're not going anywhere, ever!
13:16I hate to admit it, but old extra brains might be right!
13:23Let Sonic go, or I'll make you sorry
13:26you ever tangled with Captain Rescue.
13:31Ow! Hey! Let go! Let go!
13:34I'll be down!
13:44It's obvious that your superhero days
13:48were all in the past.
13:50Ha ha ha ha!
13:57Let me help you!
14:00No!
14:02This is terrible.
14:04It wasn't your fault.
14:06Of course it is.
14:08There's no fool like an old fool.
14:11Sonic was right.
14:13I'm not a superhero anymore.
14:15Wait! We've got to save Sonic!
14:17Find somebody else. I'm no good.
14:25Careful, Grounder.
14:27You be careful.
14:30Be careful, you two.
14:32Citizens of Hilltop Village.
14:36I am putting Sonic the Hedgehog on display here
14:40as an example of what happens to those who be by me.
14:47I bet you can't hurt me, bulls for brains.
14:50Oh, yeah?
14:57Sonic has interfered in my plans for the last time.
15:02Look out!
15:03No!
15:07Uh, sorry, boss.
15:18Gee, Sonic, what am I supposed to do?
15:21I wish I knew, Keen.
15:23But right now, I'm getting the heck out of here.
15:32Nothing like a little urban renewal, eh, Scratch?
15:35I think we get paid for this!
15:39There's gotta be a way out of here.
15:47Tails!
15:48Uh, how'd you find me?
15:50I asked around for the retired superhero part of town.
15:53C-Can I come in?
15:55Wow! Look at all this neat stuff!
15:57It's all junk now.
16:00You gotta do something!
16:01The badniks are tearing up the village!
16:04And Sonic is trapped inside that force field!
16:06I'm sorry about that, but I'm no good at this superhero stuff anymore.
16:11The Captain Rescue who used this wouldn't talk like that.
16:15Actually, I used that to unclog my drains.
16:18None of this stuff even works anymore.
16:21Couldn't you fix it?
16:23Oh, I don't know.
16:25Please, I'm really scared about Sonic.
16:29Okay, kid. I'll try.
16:32Yippee!
16:34All right, kid. Let's go kick some robot rear!
16:38Whoa!
16:40All right.
16:42But it's a long way to Hilltop Village.
16:44How do we get there?
16:48The rescue rocket!
16:49Wow! Can I drive?
16:52Not a chance.
16:57Wonderful! Soon Hilltop Village will be destroyed!
17:03Whoa!
17:08What was that?
17:10What do you think of us dumb robots now, Hedgehog?
17:14I think you guys are probably too dumb to get out of the way of that.
17:19Woo!
17:32What hit us?
17:35It's that wretched raccoon! Get him!
17:38Captain Rescue to the rescue!
17:41Captain Rescue!
17:43Will that rocket go wherever you want?
17:45It sure will!
17:47Stop them!
17:48And hurry!
17:50We've got two more villages to demolish before lunchtime!
17:54I don't get it, Sonic.
17:56That was going up. Gonna get you out of there.
17:58I've gotta get you started in school real soon.
18:01Cause you would learn that air pressure is thin up there.
18:04Sure!
18:05And that'll make the force field expand until it bursts!
18:12No!
18:13No!
18:16No!
18:16No!
18:20Now we gotcha!
18:22Just wait till Dr. Robotnik sees what we've done!
18:26I wonder what he'll say!
18:28No!
18:30No!
18:30No!
18:39Force field's getting weaker. I'll help it along.
18:45Get it!
18:47But how am I gonna get down?
18:49Oh, yeah.
18:50I'll fall!
18:55Surrender! Or taste my badnik boomerang!
18:58Take your best shot, old timer!
19:06Oh, my!
19:08Bah! Those toys of yours are worthless, you old raccoon!
19:12Pretty cool underwear, though.
19:14I'm not old. I'm... I'm mature.
19:18You won't be so tough when Sonic gets back.
19:21That hedgehog!
19:22Last time I saw him, he was headed for the twin moons of Mobius!
19:27But I'm back!
19:30Thanks for the lift!
19:34Uh-oh!
19:36Sonic!
19:37You're just in time to witness the triumph of terribleness!
19:41In the person of me, Dr. Robotnik.
19:46Scratch! Turn Sonic into atomic dust!
19:52Captain Rescue! Do something!
19:55Yes! The trick I pulled back in 1964!
19:59My robot wrapper!
20:05Hey! What's going on?
20:09They've gotten free! Stop them! Hurry!
20:14We're hopping as fast as we can!
20:20Hey!
20:21Hey!
20:24Great job! Fantastic job!
20:27I couldn't have done it better myself!
20:29You really mean that, Sonic?
20:31I blew it when I put you down!
20:34You still got moves I'll never have!
20:36Next to Sonic, you're my favorite hero!
20:39Thanks, Tails!
20:41When I need advice or a bad Nick battling invention, I'm coming to you!
20:45I'll be there!
20:47See ya, partner!
20:48See ya!
20:50I like that hedgehog!
21:00I think we're lost, Captain Rescue!
21:03All we have to do is head north!
21:05Lost, eh?
21:06Don't you young folks know that moss grows heaviest on the north side of a tree?
21:12Thank you, sir!
21:13Thanks!
21:15That old bear really knew what he was talking about!
21:17Right, Tails!
21:19Older people can be very wise, and they often know the right direction to take in life!
21:47...
21:54cookie jar!
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