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00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:36I can't believe it.
01:02You already forced me to tell you how to build my invention, Dr. Robotnik.
01:07Now let me go.
01:09Or you go and I'll stay here.
01:14Stop blabbering, Professor.
01:16I'm not releasing you until I'm sure your machine works.
01:20Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:22Oh, oh!
01:26I need a bolt.
01:27You want a bolt?
01:28Here's a bolt!
01:36You incompetent!
01:37This is no time to fall apart!
01:40Pull yourself together!
01:42Will you, oh, great one!
01:46Look what I did!
01:47I got it finished!
01:49I'm Dr. Robotnik's favorite lackey!
01:52Well, I'm his favorite victim!
01:54Now we will see how well Professor Von Schlemmer's Humungo Gizmo performs.
02:03Whoa!
02:06Ouch!
02:11Did it work, almost vile one?
02:14You stupid mounds of metal!
02:21Okay, Professor Von Schlemmer, what do we have to do to get your invention to work?
02:27I'll never tell you!
02:29Unless, of course, you fiendishly torture me!
02:34Torture?
02:35I think that can be arranged.
02:39Hmm!
02:40What's the most unbearable tortured advice I have here?
02:44Some fools might be able to withstand the torment of the rock, the pain of the whip, or the horror
02:52of the Iron Maiden.
02:54But nobody can stand the agony of defeat.
02:59Soon you will be begging to tell me what I want to know!
03:20Nobody makes a fool out of Dr. Robotnik!
03:24Take this!
03:27Okay, okay, okay, okay!
03:29I can't stand it!
03:31I'll tell you, I'll tell you!
03:32You have the schmitzel connected to the Fugelmeister, then it should be connected to the Glockenboogel!
03:43It's working!
03:44What's next, your viciousness?
03:46Take this fool to the deepest, darkest part of the Jungle of Doom!
03:52Then no one will ever find him!
03:55Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
03:57This humungo gizmo machine is really going to be great!
04:00I was just going to say the same thing!
04:02It's fantastic!
04:04It's colossal!
04:05When I activate this machine, I will become the undisputed master of Mobius!
04:19I'll catch you yet, you overgrown pincushion!
04:22I will, I will, I will!
04:23Eat our dust, Coconuts!
04:26I'm so hungry, I could eat our dust!
04:28Don't worry, little bud.
04:30We'll take a snack break as soon as we shake that metal monkey!
04:33Hang on, little buddy!
04:35Hey, I've got a great thing coming up!
04:37All right!
04:40I'm pulling a flick trick on Banana Brain!
04:43We got ourselves a gusher!
04:47Ah!
04:49Whoa!
04:54What?
04:56Whoa!
04:57Oh!
05:06Hey, Tails, we're in luck!
05:08For sure!
05:10Welcome to Wienerville!
05:12Oh, right!
05:13It's the weenie capital of Mobius!
05:15I've heard of this place!
05:17They've got the best chili dogs on the planet!
05:20Hey, this is a real weenie town!
05:22Get a load of this super sausage factory!
05:25Yum!
05:26Yeah, I just hope they can make them fast enough for me to eat!
05:30I'm starved!
05:32Oh!
05:33I don't believe it!
05:34Sonic the famous hedgehog is here!
05:36In my town!
05:37In person!
05:40Welcome!
05:41I'm Mayor Nockwurst!
05:42Hi!
05:43I'm hungry!
05:45You'll have to excuse my little chum!
05:47We missed a lot of meals the last few days!
05:49Oh!
05:50All growing youngsters have bottomless appetites!
05:53It will be my honor to serve you a feast of Wienerville's delectable delights!
05:59Hi, y'all!
06:01Will this table do?
06:02Just fine, ma'am!
06:04Thanks!
06:05Which of our famous delicacies would you prefer?
06:08Our chili dogs, kraut dogs, corn dogs, turkey dogs, Wiener, schnitzel, Braunschweiger?
06:16They all look scrumptious for a start!
06:22Real good!
06:24Now I'm ready for the main course!
06:25Ha ha ha!
06:27When tails get as hungry as this, you never need a garbage disposal!
06:31Oh, go on!
06:33No way the humongous gizmo can really make something big out of something small!
06:38Stop yapping!
06:40Then I'll give you a demonstration!
06:42First, I'll need something very tiny!
06:46How about Grounder's brain?
06:49Ha ha ha ha!
06:51Funny!
06:52This'll do!
06:53Bellybutton lint!
06:57All right, Grounder!
06:58Commence the enlargement action!
07:06Oh!
07:07Success!
07:09But let's really make it humongous!
07:12Full power!
07:13Your every wish is my command, you see, I need you!
07:21Give me that!
07:22No, no!
07:23I'm surrounded by incompetence!
07:26Must I do everything myself?
07:32Let's go to the spawn!
07:44Mm-mm!
07:45Mm-mm!
07:46Mm-mm!
07:47Mm-mm!
07:47Mm-mm!
07:48Right now, the only thing bigger entails appetite is his stomach!
07:52Great grub!
07:53Now where's a good place for dessert?
07:55Hon, why don't y'all try Major Mustard's 41 Flavor Ice Cream Emporium?
08:0141 Flavors?
08:02Is that all?
08:04Hey, what's that?
08:06Hmm, strangest looking cloud I've ever seen!
08:10I'll start out with a triple-decker cone, then you'll see some Major Munching!
08:15Coughing!
08:17Coughing
08:18Hey!
08:19What's happening?
08:23Hey, the buildings are getting smaller!
08:26No!
08:27The buildings are the same!
08:28It's you!
08:29Something's haywire, little buddy!
08:31Why, you're getting taller!
08:33Yeah, I am!
08:35Alright!
08:37I don't like this anymore, Sonic.
08:40Do something, I'm scared.
08:43Don't worry, little buddy. I'll figure something out.
08:47My appetite's getting bigger.
08:49I'm so hungry, I can't stand it.
09:03Do something, Sonic.
09:05I can't stop eating.
09:08I gotta split before I hurt somebody.
09:15Don't panic. I'll think of something.
09:17I hope.
09:19I'm so hungry, I can't be afraid of myself.
09:23Oh, no! Help!
09:37Phew! That was a close call.
09:40I don't know what's come over my little buddy.
09:42Oh! Your little buddy almost destroyed my town and me with it.
09:50Hello, Nick. What do I do?
09:53I'm just so hungry.
09:56Not to worry, pal. I'll take care of everything.
09:59But how?
10:00I'll, uh, uh, can I get back to you all that?
10:04That horrible monster! I thought I was a gunner!
10:08Oh, I'm sure Tails didn't mean any harm.
10:11It was an accident!
10:13An accident!
10:15Don't be fooled.
10:17It is a vicious scheme to destroy your village.
10:21And the rotten one who's behind the wicked plot is none other than...
10:25Sonic, the deceitful hedgehog!
10:29That's a lie, Robotnik, and you know it!
10:34The accidental destruction of the humungo gizmo machine is the most fortunate mishap of my illustrious career.
10:42I bet you had it planned all along, huh, boss?
10:49How dare you accuse Sonic of anything underhanded?
10:53He's Mobius' national hero.
10:56And everyone knows you are Mobius' national villain.
11:00I've seen the error of my ways.
11:04Yes, indeed.
11:05I'm turning over a new leaf.
11:07If I were such a bad guy,
11:10would I be bringing you all these gifts?
11:18Wow, look at that!
11:19Wow, a molded plastic hold hanger!
11:22A tum-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum!
11:23Genuine shirt on phony-gimonians!
11:25An umbrella hat!
11:26Uh, an Elvis toilet seat cover, man.
11:28They're not gonna fall for that!
11:33Friends, sausages, and Mobius,
11:36you must do exactly as I tell you,
11:39for your own safety!
11:42Don't listen to him!
11:43He's trying to trick ya!
11:45It's Sonic who's deceiving you!
11:48Look what his monstrous friend has done to your fair town!
11:52You know, I think Robotnik makes sense.
11:55Robotnik is a nice guy!
11:56This wasn't Tails' fault.
11:59He wouldn't hurt anybody.
12:00Yeah, right!
12:02I bet!
12:03Ha-ha!
12:06I can't stop myself!
12:09The bigger I get, the hungrier I get!
12:12Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
12:16Ah!
12:25Mmm, that really hits the spot.
12:30The giant's running away!
12:32We're not gonna die!
12:35The bob quake is destroying our town!
12:39I didn't mean it.
12:41I'm sorry, everybody.
12:43Brrr.
12:44Oh my gosh!
12:46He's heading for the bean and cabbage fields!
12:50After Tails, don't let him get away!
12:59You're making a big mistake.
13:03Our big mistake was trusting you.
13:06The only one who can save us now is dear, sweet, generous Dr. Robotnik.
13:13I am a genius.
13:15Soon those fools will think Sonic is the villain and I am their hero.
13:21And all of Mobius will be putty in my hands.
13:27I'm returning to my fortress to get just the weapon I need for this situation.
13:33I'm leaving you two in charge.
13:35You can depend on me.
13:37I'm the one you can depend on.
13:39Silence!
13:40If anything goes wrong, I'll melt you down and turn you into hood ornaments.
13:46I gotta think of something fast, or Tails is history.
13:50Boy, Professor Von Schlemmer's gizmo gas sure turned their tables on Sonic.
13:57Yeah, and the professor's the only one who has the antidote.
14:01He's hidden away real good where no one will ever find him.
14:06Do my eyes deceive me, or am I looking at the future Mr. International Hunk?
14:12Huh?
14:12Where?
14:14I'll make you famous like I did with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Meyer Bot.
14:18Oh, all right!
14:19I can go for that.
14:21Well, the bodybuilders contest gets started in 30 seconds.
14:24So let's get you pumped up.
14:35That ought to do it.
14:37Now it's show time.
14:43Let the Mr. Macho Mobius contest begin.
14:48Let's hear it for Grounder and Scratch, who will amaze us by flexing their massive muscles.
15:15Let's hear it for our two sweaty contestants.
15:18Hey, hey, hey!
15:23On mobius, mind is as important as muscle.
15:26So now for the interview portion of our contest.
15:29Give me the first thought that enters your mind, guys.
15:32Tell us, how would you solve world pollution?
15:35Well, uh...
15:36Pollution?
15:37And how would you bring about world peace?
15:39Gee, uh, gosh!
15:41That's a hard one!
15:42And finally, where is the famous Dr. Von Schlemmer hidden?
15:47I know that! In the bottomless pit in the middle of the Jungle of Doom!
15:54And what do the judges say? It's a tie, folks!
16:00Here are your trophies and your prize money!
16:06And the grand prize!
16:11A once-brand-new Edsel DeLorean!
16:16Yes, Hunks, it's everything you've ever dreamed of in a luxury car!
16:22Except, of course, for the steering wheel!
16:25Turn left, you idiot! I can't! I can't!
16:28I can't!
16:29I gotta find Von Schlemmer fast!
16:35Or my foxy little buddy is a dead duck!
16:40Yoo-hoo! Professor Von Schlemmer!
16:43Yes, it is I! And boy, am I tired of killing time doing crossword puzzles!
16:50Don't worry! I'm here to help you!
16:53You're just in time! Say, what's a five-letter word for contraption?
16:58Dizmo!
16:59I should've known that!
17:01I've got an idea! I'll be right back! Hang tight!
17:11I'll reel you out of there!
17:13That's real clever!
17:24I thought I'd never get out of there!
17:27Say, you feel a breeze around here? How can I ever repay you?
17:31I'm desperate to save my friend! I heard you have an antidote!
17:35I do indeed! When I was a lad, I went to the circus one summer and I...
17:40Not an anecdote! An antidote! For your gizmo gas!
17:44Why didn't you say so? The cure for gizmo gas is the fragrance of the rare hooten toot garlic, which
17:52grows in the garden of the evil wizard lizard!
17:55Well, how do I get them?
17:57First, you go north 5,012 miles to the gargantuan islands, turn left at the first pond tree, take Pico
18:04Boulevard west, you can't miss it!
18:07Careful! The garden looks peaceful, but it's filled with deadly booby traps!
18:33It's not my fault! I can't help myself!
18:43Hold it, everyone! We've got the cure! The hooten toot garlic!
18:48You're too late! Our new national hero, Dr. Robotnik, has returned to save the day!
18:55My insta-freeze cannon will turn Tails into a popsicle!
19:01This'll cure him instantly! But how will we get it into his mouth?
19:05I got an idea! Professor, you're a scientific genius! Do you know how to build a...
19:14By an amazing kawinky-dink, it so happens that I got the plans right here!
19:22I can have it finished in 15 months!
19:25Hmm... I can build it in 15 seconds!
19:31Finish! Well, what do you think, Professor?
19:35Amazing!
19:37The world's biggest Vena launcher!
19:40Yeah! One chili dog to go, with everything on it!
19:44Plus one special edition!
19:46The hooten toot garlic!
19:48Sonic is too late!
19:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:52My freeze cannon will beat him to the punch!
20:02Needle!
20:04Mmm! Delicious!
20:06Ah!
20:08Ah!
20:10Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:12Ah!
20:17I hate that hedgehog!
20:22Thanks, Sonic! You saved me again!
20:25Just glad to have you back, little bro!
20:29The Professor explained everything! It was all Dr. Robotnik's evil doing!
20:35I just feel awful for those terrible things I said! How can we ever make it up to ya?
20:43How about 746 chili dogs and some nice dessert?
20:47Well, wouldn't you know it! The one thing that didn't shrink was his appetite!
20:58Hey, Tails! What are you doing?
21:00Having lunch, Sonic! Want some?
21:02No thanks, little bud!
21:04You know, I love chili dogs, but the old Bond needs some fruit and vegetables now and then!
21:10Milk and dairy products, too!
21:14Not to mention fish and poultry!
21:16Don't forget your breads and cereals!
21:18You need premium fuel to run your best!
21:21Oh, right!
21:39Oh!
21:41Oh, right!
21:50The difference in the end!
21:51Oh, right!
21:51Oh, right!
21:53Oh!
21:54Oh!
21:54Oh, oh, my God!
21:55Oh, oh!
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