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00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:36Oh, my God.
01:03Hang on! Edgar will save you?
01:06Go on, Ellie! Go for help!
01:10Oh, no! An avalanche!
01:16And a forest fire!
01:19Oh, help! Save me!
01:24Yay!
01:26What's that?
01:27This looks like a job for Edgar Eagle, champion of the skies.
01:33All right, Edgar!
01:35Relax, Ellie. It takes more than a few rocks to phase Edgar Eagle.
01:45Ah, there. Now, if you'd like to make a wish...
01:54Oh, Edgar! My hero!
01:58Oh, did you see that? Smashed him into pebbles!
02:02Yeah! Wouldn't it be great to be like him!
02:04What's going on here?
02:08Uh, we were just, uh, waiting for the news, your nastiness!
02:13Yeah, that's right! We wanted to see if we did anything rotten today!
02:18Silence!
02:20Yes, your rottenness!
02:22How many times do I have to tell you dingbats to do something useful with your spare time?
02:28Like, uh, kissing my feet?
02:34Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
02:40Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
02:48Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
02:50Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
02:51Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah
03:05of being slow as a tortoise why be a slowpoke when you can experience the
03:10thrill of faster than eagle flight for your easy-to-build eagle copter kit just
03:19send 1,000 mobiums to Edgar Eagle box 555 mobium city studios and if you hurry
03:26you'll receive an authentic Edgar Eagle scarf and helmet set free
03:35hmm now I'm supposed to fit tab a 392 in the slot Z 427
03:42oh is that slot X 427
03:50now attach the parabolic matrix to the dookie to the oscillator framis and turn to full turns clockwise
04:02no problem
04:05oh ho ho one more turn
04:07ha ha ha
04:10woohoo woo
04:20easy to build ha this thing better zap sonic good
04:26now all I have to do is start her up
04:33woo hoo
04:40boy oh boy what a day huh kid
04:42it's awful peaceful sonic
04:44it's good for you little guy makes you appreciate the simple things like
04:49like
04:50fresh jalapenos on your chili dog
04:52now I get it
04:54you think farmer peck will give us a chili dog
04:57could be he sure was hot to get us out here
05:00I wonder why he sounded so worried
05:02he must be one of those jumpy types
05:04what could go wrong out here
05:06cows mooing
05:07birds singing
05:08bees buzzing
05:09buzzing real loud
05:14eat flaming egg bombs hedgehog
05:17ha ha ha ha ha
05:24come back here you prickly pest
05:28you
05:28where'd he go where'd he go
05:29all right buddy pull over
05:32aww come on officer
05:34what'd I do wrong
05:35let's go buddy down
05:39aww
05:40fudge
05:43operating an egocopter without a seatbelt
05:45operating an egocopter without enough brains to run a little red wagon
05:49now wait a minute officer
05:51no you wait a minute
05:53you robot chickens make me sick
05:56get a couple of pints of motor oil in you
05:58and suddenly you're tough guys
06:00okay mister you chill right there
06:03golly officer how long
06:06till you get a clue geek
06:09oh no it's you
06:11okay hedgehog it's payback time
06:14ha ha ha
06:16I'll blow him the smithereens
06:18I'll blast him the kingdom of
06:19oh
06:20complimentary chili dog sir
06:26sorry sir no smoking
06:30beginning our approach to mobius international
06:33egg bomb cannon in an upright position
06:36happy landings
06:38I'll get you sonic
06:46I think he's gonna need a new pig job
06:49let's glide Clyde
06:56my goodness what happened
07:01something happened
07:02something happened
07:02who are you sir
07:05it takes more than an unscheduled landing to stop
07:09Edgar Eagle
07:13oh
07:14I just hope sonic gets here
07:18I'm starting to wish I'd said yes to that robotnik feller
07:23sorry we're late farmer Peck
07:25you ought to slow down son
07:28gotta hop pop
07:30that's what makes me sonic
07:32now how can we help
07:33so then this robotnik feller offers me two mobiums for my whole farm
07:41good thing you didn't take them they were probably counterfeit
07:44he said he was gonna build the biggest robot factory on mobius
07:50right in the middle of my farm
07:53what about it sonic
07:55can you help me
07:57do blue hedgehogs have red sneakers
08:00ha ha
08:01at last I've got him
08:04the spiny little sap
08:06does he think he could sneeze at a genius of my caliber
08:10yeah
08:11he could spread germs
08:13moron
08:15get me the device
08:16ha ha
08:18it almost hurts being so brilliant
08:21you know what this is chips for brains
08:24um
08:26at last
08:27villains will be able to protect their heinous gizmos from busybodies like sonic
08:33I get it
08:35you'll change their channels
08:37numskull
08:38it's the remote for the robotnik diabolical machine alarm
08:42observe
08:47hmm
08:48be fun to thrash them with a good old triple spin
08:51nah
08:52better put them in reverse so they'll clean up this mess
08:55attention
08:56these vehicles are off limits to unauthorized hedgehogs
09:02trespassers will be subjected to mindless violence
09:07take a hike
09:08on second thought
09:16hmm
09:22hmm
09:23hmm
09:24hmm
09:24hmm
09:24hmm
09:24hmm
09:24hmm
09:24hmm
09:24Plan B.
09:28There. All you need is a little strategy.
09:32I'm field activated!
09:38I hope Sonic's all right.
09:42That robotic's a menace. My sneaker came untied.
09:46Look who I found down by the barn!
09:50Oh, I'll bite, Henrietta.
09:52Who?
09:53Now, Papa, you know who he is.
09:57He's a big star!
10:00A star?
10:02Yes! Edgar Eagle!
10:05Can't you see his official helmet and scarf?
10:08He told me all about himself.
10:11What a hero!
10:14Gee, Sonic. What's with Scratch?
10:17Offhand, I'd say he's totally tweaked.
10:20Uh-oh. Robotics machine.
10:22Oh, Papa, where will we go?
10:28Don't worry, Ellie. This is a job for Edgar Eagle!
10:33Oh, no. He'll get us blown to smithereens.
10:44I gotta stop that misguided chicken before he blows us all up.
10:50It takes more than a few toy trucks to phase Edgar Eagle!
10:54Now, get those machines out of here before I lose my tender!
10:59That dim butt! I'm going to reprogram him as an umbrella stand!
11:04Looks like Big Brother finally popped a transistor.
11:09Hey, Scratch!
11:10Oh, looks like Scratch finally did something useful!
11:15Come back here, you silly cluck! Those machines will fry ya!
11:18Are you addressing me, sir?
11:21Stop fooling around, will ya? Those things are dangerous!
11:25Ha! Then in turn is Edgar Eagle's middle name!
11:31Scratch did something useful?
11:34Use your lenses, Pinhead! He'll lure Sonic right into a trap!
11:40Now I'm going to set the machine's weapons systems to maximum power!
11:46This is the kind of thing that makes being a rotten villain worthwhile!
11:53Very well! I'll have to turn off these machines myself!
11:57Sayonara, Sonic!
11:59But...but your grossness! You'll blow up Scratch, too!
12:04Pity.
12:11Oh, Edgar, darling!
12:15Are you alright, Edgar?
12:19Gee, Sonic. He thinks he's that Eagle guy on TV.
12:23I'm afraid Edgar Eagle isn't what he used to be!
12:26I should have rescued you!
12:28No problemo, Edgar. But let me ask you something.
12:32What do you remember about a guy called Dr. Robotnik?
12:35Uh, somehow the name sounds familiar.
12:39Uh, Robotnik. Uh, Robotnik, uh...
12:43Yeah, he's a fat no good, Nick.
12:45Wait a minute! Fat? Yes, and ugly?
12:49Whoa, little bro! I got a bumpin' idea!
12:55Ta-ta!
12:57Pull that corset tighter, you clutch bot!
13:01I have to look my best for the opening of my new robot factory!
13:18That's right! And this Robotnik guy has a big fortress near here! And...and...
13:25he keeps the key under the unwelcome back! Now, how did I remember that?
13:31The machines are going crazy! If we don't stop them in a hurry, we're done for!
13:40Eeeeee!
13:42There has to be some kind of gadget in Robotnik's lab that turns him off and on!
13:47Yes, there is! I-I remember, uh, uh...remote control!
13:51Oh, right! I knew he was gonna come in handy!
13:55Listen, uh, Edgar, how would you like to take us to Robotnik's fortress and help us find this gadget?
14:01To save Ellie and her folks from disaster? I'm your eagle!
14:06I'm coming too, you wonderful bird! And don't say no!
14:11But-but-but, Ellie!
14:12Someone oughta stay and look after your folks, Henrietta.
14:16I'm sure Tails wouldn't mind! Would you?
14:21Are you serious? Of course I'd mind!
14:25I sure wish I could remember how I know so much about this crook Robotnik!
14:30Oh, it'll come back to you. Not too soon, I hope.
14:34There it is!
14:35Mwah!
14:36Hmph! It's certain they could use some nice curtains!
14:40Shhh! From here on in, we better tiptoe!
14:46Sonic again? And that circuit-blown scratch?
14:50This time, I'm really going to nuke those pests!
14:59Oh!
15:00Ha-ha-ha-ha. Of course your butridness! They'll never know what hit him!
15:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
15:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:15Ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:17Ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:19Ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:24Yeah, five mobiums is way high for it, chili dog.
15:28It's not that!
15:31That's it!
15:32What?
15:33It's one of Robotnik's traps!
15:37So long, Sookies!
15:40Glad you remembered.
15:42Help!
15:45Hang on tight.
15:47We're gonna be landing at sonic speed,
15:49and it's a good thing I'm used to.
15:57No question about it!
15:59The master's gonna love me best!
16:02Gee!
16:03And he clicks!
16:06Yes!
16:13I love her!
16:14I love her!
16:20Yes, your beastliness!
16:24Of course I'm alright!
16:26I am just feeling a little low!
16:29Well, get up here fast!
16:31I just saw that hedgehog on the vid screen!
16:36We can't just walk in!
16:38Robotnik must be expecting us!
16:41Hmm...
16:42You guys wait here!
16:45Where is he?
16:47Where's the patient?
16:48Who?
16:49Uh-oh!
16:50You sound pretty bad!
16:53I do!
16:55Hammer seat, please!
17:02Hmm...
17:10Hey!
17:11Wait a minute!
17:15Okay, let's have a look at your tongue!
17:18Uh-oh!
17:20Hmm...
17:20I was afraid of that!
17:24What's that?
17:27Am I going to be alright, Doctor?
17:30Uh-huh!
17:31Just as soon as I tie up some loose ends!
17:34Loose ends?
17:41There!
17:42You can pay the nurse on the way out!
17:51Come on, Scra...
17:52I mean, Edgar!
17:54You're our only hope for stopping those machines!
17:57I can almost remember!
17:59Yes!
18:00The remote control was in his lab coat pocket!
18:06Alright!
18:07I got it!
18:09You've got trouble, Spinepuss!
18:11You're too late, Slobotnik!
18:13Says who?
18:15You're dealing with an equal-opportunity villain, Hedgehog!
18:19Grab the female!
18:22Help!
18:24Edgar!
18:25Edgar!
18:26Darling!
18:27Save me!
18:29What?
18:34One more step, and she's roast turkey!
18:38Right!
18:39Now, hand me the remote!
18:40Get out!
18:42Woo-hoo-hoo!
18:47Get off me, you psycho!
18:50Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
18:55Where am I, Master?
18:57What's he mean?
18:58Master?
19:00Sonic has my remote control!
19:03Stop him!
19:08Oops!
19:09Guess it broke!
19:12No!
19:14He put the machines in reverse!
19:16They'll be coming here!
19:19Without the remote, I can't stop them!
19:23Uh, what should we do, your sneaky nut?
19:26Start packing!
19:28But not until I turn this dumb butt into a toaster oven!
19:32Oh, oh!
19:34Oh, oh!
19:34Oh!
19:34Oh!
19:35Oh, oh!
19:35Oh, oh!
19:37I can't thank you fellas enough!
19:41Those machines put everything back the way it used to be.
19:46Yeah, they did that at Robotnik's place too.
19:49Now it's fortress is just a big hole in the ground!
19:52There's just one thing wrong.
19:55What's that?
19:57Poor Henrietta.
19:59That fool chicken broke her heart.
20:04No problem.
20:06Sonic's on the job.
20:18Hi, Sonic.
20:20We came as fast as we could.
20:21Ah.
20:26Shall we go for a walk?
20:31Say, isn't that the actor that plays Edgar Eagle on the TV?
20:36I just told him that Henrietta thought he was the handsomest eagle on all of Mobius.
20:41By golly, Sonic, you think of everything.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Someday I might even have my own TV show like Edgar Eagle.
20:49We'll call it Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
20:59The first contestant to fly around that pylon and back will be declared the real Edgar Eagle.
21:05Go!
21:12I'm Edgar Eagle!
21:15I won!
21:16I won!
21:17Sorry, Scratch.
21:18You're disqualified.
21:20A real hero always wears his safety belt.
21:22That goes for you too, pal.
21:51I'll be right back.
21:53You're disqualified.
21:54Cookie Charm!
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