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00:00:04Oh, great. Just great.
00:00:07One of them mornings.
00:00:10Of course it was too much to ask that my first day back would go to plan.
00:00:14Barely slept.
00:00:15Then, of course, I'm dead to the world when my alarm actually goes off.
00:00:18I'm already running late. I've got to drop Bertie off at his breakfast.
00:00:21Breathe. Reboot. I'll take him.
00:00:24Really?
00:00:25Yeah. Me and Bertie have a right laugh.
00:00:28Hmm. Thank you.
00:00:30Yeah, if you need anything else, just holler.
00:00:33Well, I don't suppose you could break the internet,
00:00:35get rid of Truth Teller 2.0, or even better,
00:00:38any chance you could erase my pupils' memories?
00:00:40Look, anybody who knows you is well aware that all that stuff's just nonsense.
00:00:44Yeah, but...
00:00:46I mean, what if the kids do believe that I knew what Megan was up to?
00:00:53Well, then they're idiots.
00:00:55What if?
00:00:56Daddy.
00:00:57Hello.
00:00:58Oh, well-remembered, Bertalicious.
00:01:01Oh, what's it going to be?
00:01:03Let's have a look. Thank you.
00:01:09World's best teacher.
00:01:11Oh, mate.
00:01:13I love it. Thank you.
00:01:15You're welcome.
00:01:16Look at that.
00:01:17I wanted to get one that said, but first, coffee.
00:01:20But Bertie said it was cliché and that I was a loser.
00:01:23No, I didn't.
00:01:26Do you know what?
00:01:27You make everything better.
00:01:29Do you know that?
00:01:30Yeah.
00:01:35Afternoon tea with a twist.
00:01:36Goofy halwa, gulab jam and pops for the kids.
00:01:39You've got to think outside the box.
00:01:40Oh, jeez.
00:01:42Morning.
00:01:43Morning.
00:01:45Uh, you think I didn't see that wink?
00:01:47Oh, you're seeing things, cos.
00:01:50I called you first thing.
00:01:52Uh, yeah, this, um, stupid phone just keeps putting itself randomly on silent.
00:01:57Uh, police have still got mine.
00:01:58I don't know why.
00:01:59It's no good to them.
00:02:0122.
00:02:02That's how old he would have been today.
00:02:04I just woke up this morning and I just felt, ugh.
00:02:12Oh, Sarah, are you awake?
00:02:14Oh, and Billy, our son, he'd have been, um, 22 today.
00:02:20Sorry.
00:02:21Anyway, you don't need me blubbing on you.
00:02:23Have you got to get to the prison?
00:02:25Yeah.
00:02:26Well, how is Summer?
00:02:27Well, she'd be a lot better if, uh, you arrested Danielle.
00:02:31She's got dash cam footage in her alibi checked out.
00:02:33She wasn't even at the scene when Theo was killed.
00:02:36So, where does that leave Summer?
00:02:38You know I can't comment on that.
00:02:40Where the field police at their finest?
00:02:42Todd.
00:02:45Love you.
00:02:47Love you.
00:02:50I blame smartphones and the internet.
00:02:52I mean, I cope perfectly well with an encyclopedia
00:02:54and I wasn't going to come across anything unsavory on those pages.
00:02:57Tyrone's with me, aren't you?
00:02:59Uh, yeah, yeah, we've had endless troubles with the girls and their phones.
00:03:02See?
00:03:02But they are good girls, though.
00:03:04Both of them.
00:03:06How much do I owe you?
00:03:07Truth tell the smooth, fella.
00:03:09Us teachers always get the brunt end of it, don't we?
00:03:12Young minds can be marvellous, but they can be cruel.
00:03:14Yeah.
00:03:14120, is it?
00:03:15Don't let them rile you, because they can smell fear, Daniel,
00:03:18like hyenas, and we are their prey.
00:03:21Yeah, it's not quite like that, actually.
00:03:22I do have some authority with them.
00:03:23Sure, but not now.
00:03:25First day back after everything, and they'll be lying in wait.
00:03:28Do you know what, Brian?
00:03:28Why don't you keep your stupid opinions to yourself?
00:03:31There you go.
00:03:31A bit harsh, isn't it?
00:03:32Keep your beak out.
00:03:34Should you really be going to school in this state?
00:03:36I'm fine.
00:03:37Keep the change.
00:03:38Excuse me.
00:03:52Sarah.
00:03:55Sarah Louise Platt.
00:03:57You all right?
00:03:59Yeah, I'm fine.
00:04:00Cattle's just boiled.
00:04:05I'm just heading to the charity school here, perhaps.
00:04:07Right, well, what's the latest?
00:04:11You did right, not talking to the police.
00:04:13Did I?
00:04:14Because Carl's swaggering about, giving it the big I am.
00:04:16Well, Carl's an idiot and an annoying bug
00:04:18that will get bored and move on.
00:04:21Trust me.
00:04:21But, hey, has he quizzed you any more?
00:04:24No, no, look, just be cool.
00:04:26He'll sense you panic.
00:04:27So just chill.
00:04:30If only it was that easy, eh?
00:04:51Can we all get a move on, please?
00:04:56Can we?
00:04:58Oh, you heard the latest true teller, too, sir?
00:05:01Weird old teacher and his groom and girlfriend should be locked up.
00:05:04Jake Windass, get to class.
00:05:06Jeffo and Annette together.
00:05:07She goes after the boys and he tries it on with the girls.
00:05:09Sir, that is minging, that.
00:05:11Both of you.
00:05:13Stop.
00:05:14You're reading, sir.
00:05:15We're expanding our minds.
00:05:16You should be encouraging us.
00:05:18Reading a load of nonsense like that
00:05:19is a waste of your time and a waste of my time.
00:05:22Now get to class.
00:05:26Now.
00:05:34Bell's long since gone.
00:05:35Come on.
00:05:36One foot in front of the other.
00:05:37You can do it.
00:05:51Did you get me a text?
00:05:52I did.
00:05:53Yes, I did.
00:05:54But no, I think I'm just going to spend the day on my own.
00:05:57What?
00:05:58Why?
00:05:59That's daft.
00:06:00Why don't I do with some scrum
00:06:02and we can remember little Billy together?
00:06:04No, I'm just going to...
00:06:05Well, I've not seen you in ages.
00:06:07I've been busy.
00:06:07I am busy.
00:06:08Doing what?
00:06:11Go on, say something quick before you make it up.
00:06:13I'm really sorry.
00:06:14I'm going to actually have to go.
00:06:15Why?
00:06:15Because I don't want to be here.
00:06:17I don't want to have a brew.
00:06:17I don't want to be having Scran
00:06:19and then remembering this is the place I was attacked.
00:06:22You've been here since.
00:06:24I thought you were doing all right.
00:06:25Well, obviously I'm not then, am I?
00:06:27I don't know.
00:06:27It's just like trauma, isn't it?
00:06:28One minute you find it and then the next it all comes flooding back.
00:06:31You know that.
00:06:32Well, yeah, I suppose.
00:06:33But I don't know.
00:06:34I just thought of all the stuff that's happened under this roof.
00:06:36So someone try to off you?
00:06:38Big whoop.
00:06:38Are you joking?
00:06:39Yeah, of course I'm joking.
00:06:41But why don't we go out then?
00:06:43Roy's, my treat.
00:06:44You ain't got time for bacon butties at Roy's, David.
00:06:47No, visiting hours start soon.
00:06:49And you know what a faff it is parking at the hospital.
00:06:51No, look, I'm fine.
00:06:52I just want to remember Bill in my own way.
00:06:53Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry.
00:06:55Why didn't you come with us?
00:06:56I don't think that's a good idea.
00:06:58Ah, no, listen.
00:07:00Today is just, it's tough.
00:07:02But listen, you have a lovely time with your gorgeous baby girl.
00:07:14Just Debbie checking out when I went to the hospital.
00:07:17I didn't ask, mate.
00:07:19I mean, doctor reckons I'm smashing it anyway, but she did tell me to relax, you know, take
00:07:25it easy, make sure I'm getting my me time.
00:07:27Sounds like a holiday could work then.
00:07:30Maybe a one-way ticket somewhere.
00:07:33Nah, I think I'm going to stick around for a bit.
00:07:36That's okay with you and your bestie.
00:07:40Hey.
00:07:40Tyrone.
00:07:41You two were looking cosy yesterday.
00:07:45You're worried he's got a measure of you.
00:07:47Who, me?
00:07:48Mm-hmm.
00:07:48Nah, mate, I'm carefree.
00:07:50But he was making out like I was up to something when only one's acting shifty.
00:07:56Are you two?
00:08:05You ready?
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:08Right.
00:08:09Sorted.
00:08:10Sarah can't sit in the house on her own all day.
00:08:12We're going to take her out.
00:08:13Platt style.
00:08:14And by platt style, I take it mean getting leathered.
00:08:17But Sarah needs us.
00:08:19I mean, you saw how upset she is.
00:08:21Baby Billy's anniversary.
00:08:22Oh, yes, David.
00:08:23Okay, I get it.
00:08:24I feel for her.
00:08:25I do, right?
00:08:25But our daughter is in the hospital now, all right?
00:08:28Our life is happening now.
00:08:30I know.
00:08:31Do you, though?
00:08:32Because it feels like I'm the only one doing anything.
00:08:34Oh, and what?
00:08:35I'm just along for the ride.
00:08:36Well, you said it.
00:08:37Listen!
00:08:38No, you listen, all right?
00:08:39Cos I ain't got time for this.
00:08:40I want to be with Harper.
00:08:41So come, don't come, all right?
00:08:42I am out.
00:08:53Lily Platt stopped right there.
00:08:55Sir, I need to go and get my lunch.
00:08:57You walked into me on purpose.
00:08:59You wish.
00:09:00Excuse me?
00:09:01You're excused.
00:09:02How dare you speak to me like that?
00:09:09Look what you did.
00:09:11Sals.
00:09:11Look what you did!
00:09:15It's broken.
00:09:23Everything's broken.
00:09:42Mr. Osborne, I'm really sorry.
00:09:45I am.
00:09:47Just stop.
00:09:48Please.
00:09:49Just stop.
00:09:51What's going on?
00:09:53Sir?
00:09:54Is he hurt?
00:09:56No, I budged into him and...
00:09:59What, and now he's crying about it?
00:10:00I don't think so.
00:10:02And you lot all thought it was a good idea to stand around filming him?
00:10:04Get lost, you losers.
00:10:06Well, I'm not really sure he's going to want you to help,
00:10:07especially after what you did.
00:10:08Mmm, airhead.
00:10:12Mr Osborne, it's Hope.
00:10:18Listen, all those kids are losers.
00:10:20I'll tell them.
00:10:21I'll tell them I'll knock them out if they don't delete the videos.
00:10:24Yeah?
00:10:26Teachers like coffee, yeah?
00:10:28How about I go and get you a coffee
00:10:30and we get you up off this muggy floor, yeah?
00:10:42No.
00:10:44No, I...
00:10:46I don't know what just happened.
00:10:48I'm so sorry.
00:10:49I'm so sorry.
00:10:51It's all right.
00:10:52Everyone loses their heads sometimes.
00:11:00You should go and get your lunch.
00:11:02It's tuna pasta.
00:11:04Love it.
00:11:07Are you good, sir, yeah?
00:11:24Stay strong, darling.
00:11:26OK?
00:11:29How do you go with Adam?
00:11:31Well, he knows I look guilty.
00:11:34They are still pulling people in for questioning.
00:11:37All right, so...
00:11:37Todd.
00:11:39My brooch had Theo's blood on it
00:11:41and I hated his guts.
00:11:44They think they've cracked the case with me in here.
00:11:46Well, they haven't, all right?
00:11:48Not even close.
00:11:49Well, that's Tyrone.
00:11:52Suddenly admits that he saw me.
00:11:54Then I'm done for.
00:11:55Well, Tyrone is, um...
00:11:58He's sticking to his guns,
00:12:00but...
00:12:00I had a bit of a run-in with him.
00:12:03You made it worse, you mean?
00:12:04I was trying to get some honesty from the bloke.
00:12:06Well, that's a waste of time.
00:12:09I won't get you out of here.
00:12:11I promise.
00:12:13That's not what Adam seems to think.
00:12:16What do you mean?
00:12:19He reckons I should...
00:12:20plead guilty to manslaughter.
00:12:23Then Adam is off his head.
00:12:25We've got great advice, mate.
00:12:26Tell an innocent young woman
00:12:28to confess to a murder student, couldn't we?
00:12:30Do you have any clue
00:12:31what this is like for me?
00:12:34I am terrified, Todd.
00:12:36I can't do 20-odd years in this hole.
00:12:40I just, I can't do it.
00:12:41You won't have to.
00:12:45I could be out in seven years
00:12:47if I plead guilty.
00:12:57Yeah, so I thought,
00:12:58just a little quiet drink
00:13:00to remember baby Billy?
00:13:01All right, just the one.
00:13:03I thought you were going to the cinema.
00:13:05I lied.
00:13:05I wanted to be with you
00:13:07and remember Margaret then.
00:13:08You shouldn't hide away
00:13:09on a day like this.
00:13:10You need to be with your family.
00:13:12Right, drinks?
00:13:13Yeah, I'll give you a hand.
00:13:16Same again for that rabble, Sean,
00:13:18and I'll have a bottle of lager
00:13:19and white wine.
00:13:20Coming up!
00:13:21Oh, Sarah, you look well.
00:13:23Well, I mean, I know you're not,
00:13:25I'm not, I'm not saying
00:13:27you are, I mean, you're not,
00:13:28you're not fine.
00:13:29I'm just saying, you know,
00:13:30you, um, do you know what you look?
00:13:32You look dewy,
00:13:33like in the magazines.
00:13:35Thanks.
00:13:39Honestly, like a simple,
00:13:41I'm here for you,
00:13:42that would have been fine.
00:13:42Why did I have to tell
00:13:43she looks shiny?
00:13:49Whiskey, double, no ice.
00:13:52Tough day?
00:13:54Just the whiskey tar, no chat.
00:13:56Hey, I saw a video for you at school.
00:13:59Well, more than one, actually.
00:14:01Great, so that'll be
00:14:03more online hate, more lies.
00:14:06I also saw the, uh,
00:14:09aforementioned recordings.
00:14:11Schmoofteller has a lot to answer for.
00:14:13I forgive you for your
00:14:15outburst, Elliot.
00:14:16No, that's a real weight of that.
00:14:17Thanks, Brian.
00:14:18Maybe not the best idea.
00:14:25Another, please, barkeep.
00:14:27He said, thanks, Sean.
00:14:28I'll decide when I've had enough.
00:14:33Daniel.
00:14:34Don't get involved.
00:14:35I'll ask you for another drink.
00:14:39I don't need this loser's permission.
00:14:43Do your job, Sean.
00:14:47Fine.
00:14:52Plenty of other pubs
00:14:53that'll serve me.
00:15:06What have you done to me?
00:15:08Oh, hello.
00:15:09Er, I don't know what you mean.
00:15:10I've not done anything.
00:15:11I mean,
00:15:12I had stopped thinking about you all day.
00:15:15Not really.
00:15:16It's funny,
00:15:16cos you haven't been on my mind once.
00:15:18Ho, ho, ho.
00:15:19Do you hear that?
00:15:22My heart's actually shattering.
00:15:24Aw, sorry.
00:15:26It's all right.
00:15:26You can make it up to me later.
00:15:29Mm, can't really.
00:15:30I'm busy washing my hair.
00:15:31Oh, look, seriously, though.
00:15:33You're really something, OK?
00:15:34Just let me take you out again.
00:15:36Dinner,
00:15:37cocktails,
00:15:37pecan chic,
00:15:38and at night, eh?
00:15:40I'll be a proper gent.
00:15:41I hope not.
00:15:48I told you,
00:15:50whatever this is,
00:15:51it's a bad idea.
00:15:53Oh, yeah,
00:15:53I was only talking to the bloke.
00:15:54I mean,
00:15:55I can't exactly ignore him,
00:15:56can I?
00:15:57Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:16:07She was so broken.
00:16:09So she's gonna plead guilty.
00:16:12No, she's not.
00:16:13Why is she pleading guilty?
00:16:14She's got no alibi,
00:16:15thanks to some people.
00:16:17And then your ex reckons
00:16:18that she's got no chance
00:16:19of going to be in front of a jury.
00:16:20I don't have said that.
00:16:21Pretty much.
00:16:23I don't know what to do.
00:16:28Right,
00:16:28I'm gonna powder my nose.
00:16:29I'll have another shandy
00:16:30if you're having one.
00:16:31Mwah!
00:16:36Ah!
00:16:38Cute.
00:16:40Don't look very happy to see me, mate.
00:16:42Just do one, will you?
00:16:46Or what?
00:16:51See,
00:16:54you can pretend to be the big man all you like,
00:16:56but your eyes
00:16:57give you away.
00:16:59Now,
00:17:00is that fear
00:17:01or guilt?
00:17:02Maybe a mix of both?
00:17:04It's neither.
00:17:08I'll find out what you're hiding.
00:17:10I'm good like that.
00:17:26Oi!
00:17:27What are you still
00:17:28sleeping around for?
00:17:31Oi!
00:17:32Oh, you're gonna ignore me
00:17:34after everything that you've done?
00:17:37It's probably best
00:17:37if we don't speak.
00:17:38Oh!
00:17:39And now she's thinking
00:17:41about what's for the best.
00:17:43Do you know what
00:17:44would have been the best for me?
00:17:46Would have been
00:17:47if you'd just
00:17:47stayed out of my life.
00:17:49And I imagine that
00:17:50Will, the poor lad,
00:17:51he probably feels the same way too.
00:17:53Please, just leave it, Daniel.
00:17:57You're a mess, Daniel.
00:17:59Go home.
00:17:59Because of you.
00:18:01Because of what you did.
00:18:02That's why I'm a mess.
00:18:04Fine.
00:18:05Blame me all you like.
00:18:06You've ruined my life!
00:18:07Hey!
00:18:08What are you doing?
00:18:10I...
00:18:11I was...
00:18:13Take him home.
00:18:19And just when we think
00:18:20we've got our head
00:18:21above water,
00:18:22a client ditches us
00:18:24or we get some bad press
00:18:26and we're back
00:18:26in the doldrums again.
00:18:28Well, you've got to be
00:18:28proactive, cuz.
00:18:30Look, stop reacting
00:18:31and act.
00:18:32Are you trying to annoy me?
00:18:34What, you think I got
00:18:35where I am
00:18:35by just sitting back?
00:18:37No way.
00:18:38B, the change.
00:18:39So, yeah,
00:18:40you are trying to annoy me.
00:18:41No, no, no.
00:18:41I know what you're capable of.
00:18:43Yeah, so do I.
00:18:44I've seen the way
00:18:45you boss Adam about,
00:18:46haven't they?
00:18:47Haven't you got stuff to do?
00:18:48Ah, point proven.
00:18:50Well, you're a force of nature,
00:18:51Alia.
00:18:52Bring that to the Barlow's
00:18:53legal services
00:18:54and to me.
00:18:55You?
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:56I mean, my solicitor
00:18:57does me head in
00:18:57on my proper annoying
00:18:58little job's worth.
00:19:00I'd rather be
00:19:00represented by a firecracker
00:19:02like you and your fella.
00:19:03Yeah?
00:19:04Plus, I know I can
00:19:04100% trust you.
00:19:06You know,
00:19:06family's everything,
00:19:07isn't it?
00:19:08Aw.
00:19:10You know she was engaged
00:19:12to my dad?
00:19:13Yeah.
00:19:14Yeah, I remember.
00:19:16Good taste, your dad.
00:19:18Oh, that's gross.
00:19:19Well, I'm just saying,
00:19:20Leanne's an amazing woman.
00:19:21Your dad bought so-and-so,
00:19:21do I.
00:19:22Yeah, well, don't mess her around.
00:19:24It's not fair.
00:19:25Look, I'm not in my 20s
00:19:26anymore, Alia.
00:19:28Just,
00:19:28just want something real.
00:19:31Honest.
00:19:32I'm a change man.
00:19:33Hmm.
00:19:40Hey,
00:19:41stick the kettle on, Jordy.
00:19:42A strong black coffee
00:19:43or sauce milk.
00:19:46No, it won't.
00:19:48Nothing will.
00:19:52His first day back
00:19:53went well, then.
00:19:54Where's Bertie?
00:19:56Bertie!
00:19:57Daniel, shh!
00:19:58He's fine.
00:19:59He fell asleep
00:20:00watching Looney Tunes.
00:20:03What's got him
00:20:04in this state?
00:20:05I take it
00:20:06you haven't seen the video.
00:20:07Video?
00:20:08He broke down at work.
00:20:09It all got too much for him.
00:20:10What's he said?
00:20:11Well, from what I could gather
00:20:12from his ramblings,
00:20:13he cried at work.
00:20:15Hope Dobbs is his guardian angel
00:20:16and the whole world hates him.
00:20:18Everyone thinks
00:20:19that I'm like Megan.
00:20:22Things are going to look
00:20:22a lot better in the morning.
00:20:23You just need a good night's kip,
00:20:24OK?
00:20:26I don't want to wake up
00:20:27in the morning.
00:20:32It's hard to tell him
00:20:33it was a bad turn.
00:20:37Look, I know it's
00:20:38a distressing time for you
00:20:39and yes, we're neighbours
00:20:39but you can't just
00:20:40rock up at my door.
00:20:41It won't take long.
00:20:42I told you before
00:20:43about Danielle.
00:20:44There is video evidence
00:20:45of her leaving the street.
00:20:46She's in the clear.
00:20:47That doesn't mean
00:20:48that Summer is guilty.
00:20:49And it doesn't mean
00:20:50that she's not.
00:20:51Look, I'm sorry, Todd.
00:20:53I'm on a night shift
00:20:54and I need to go.
00:20:54Excuse me.
00:20:55Fine, I'll come with you
00:20:56and see if I can get
00:20:56my phone back.
00:20:58Your phone?
00:20:59Yeah, Theo had it.
00:21:01You lot took it in as evidence.
00:21:02It's useless to you
00:21:03so I'd like it back, please.
00:21:04Maybe you can do
00:21:05one thing right.
00:21:06Right, enough with the digs,
00:21:07all right?
00:21:07There's no phone in evidence.
00:21:09Where is it then?
00:21:10How should I know?
00:21:11Oh, yeah, of course.
00:21:12Sorry, I mean,
00:21:13you're only the detective.
00:21:14If my phone's gone walkies,
00:21:16that's significant, surely?
00:21:17Are you sure Theo
00:21:18had it on him?
00:21:18Yes, and if it's disappeared,
00:21:20you need to look into that.
00:21:21Maybe.
00:21:22You really do stink
00:21:23at your job.
00:21:24OK, that's your cue to leave.
00:21:25All right, I'm sorry.
00:21:26I was just...
00:21:27I'll look into it.
00:21:28Missing mobile phone,
00:21:29I'm on it.
00:21:39Think it's anything?
00:21:41Could be.
00:21:44No phone was retrieved
00:21:46that night.
00:21:47So where did it go?
00:21:55Ah.
00:21:57Yeah, very good work,
00:21:58Bertie Worcester.
00:21:59We're going to run out
00:21:59of gold stats.
00:22:01Can I play a game
00:22:02on your phone?
00:22:03Um, no.
00:22:04In-set day is an excuse
00:22:05for more screen time,
00:22:07I'm afraid.
00:22:07What you can do
00:22:08is you can go into your bedroom
00:22:09and finish that painting
00:22:10you were doing for Grandad
00:22:11while I check my messages.
00:22:14See whether they've crawled
00:22:15out from under their rock.
00:22:20Coward.
00:22:21You talking to yourself?
00:22:23Always.
00:22:25I take it you're
00:22:26pulling a sickie then?
00:22:27However will they cope
00:22:29without me,
00:22:29I'm basically
00:22:30the jewel in their crown.
00:22:31Cannot believe
00:22:32that I had a complete
00:22:34meltdown
00:22:35on my first day back.
00:22:37Stop tormenting yourself.
00:22:39Draw a line.
00:22:40How?
00:22:41It's like playing whack-a-mole.
00:22:43As soon as one troll
00:22:44disappears,
00:22:44another one
00:22:45raises its ugly head.
00:22:46And I can't work out
00:22:47whether truth-teller too
00:22:48is some sad copycat
00:22:50or if it's the same sicko.
00:22:52Yeah, well,
00:22:53either way,
00:22:54wanting to meet and greet
00:22:54is a terrible idea.
00:22:56I mean,
00:22:57they're already living
00:22:57in your head rent-free.
00:23:00It's you.
00:23:02What?
00:23:03First Megan,
00:23:04now me.
00:23:05Come on.
00:23:06You need to get a grip.
00:23:10Challenging them to meet me
00:23:12was a private post.
00:23:14Yeah,
00:23:14I know,
00:23:15but
00:23:16did you actually
00:23:17post that?
00:23:18I know you said
00:23:19you might do.
00:23:20No,
00:23:21I didn't.
00:23:24Has it been you
00:23:25this whole time?
00:23:30Good boy.
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:35Just about managed
00:23:36to swerve a steaming
00:23:37pile of fox poo.
00:23:40Oh,
00:23:41and you know
00:23:41Carol,
00:23:42with that
00:23:43Romanian rescue.
00:23:44She says hello.
00:23:45It's right,
00:23:46me wicker.
00:23:48Mum's still in
00:23:49her strop then.
00:23:50A strop?
00:23:51What am I,
00:23:5115?
00:23:54OK.
00:23:55Oh,
00:23:55and that bag
00:23:56was supposed to go
00:23:56to school with Lily.
00:23:57Right?
00:23:57It's food bank day.
00:23:59Oh,
00:24:00forgot.
00:24:01Oh,
00:24:01don't stress.
00:24:01Don't stress.
00:24:02No,
00:24:02muggins will do it
00:24:03like I do everything else.
00:24:04Well,
00:24:04this is a lovely start
00:24:05to the day.
00:24:05Well,
00:24:06at least I had a lovely
00:24:06time yesterday.
00:24:07I was trying
00:24:08to be a good brother.
00:24:09Yeah,
00:24:09you said.
00:24:11Look,
00:24:12is Harper scarred for life
00:24:13because I missed
00:24:14one day at the hospital?
00:24:16You could
00:24:16have done
00:24:17both.
00:24:18It's not going in,
00:24:19is it?
00:24:19I mean,
00:24:19I can literally see it
00:24:20coming out the other ear.
00:24:21Oh,
00:24:22I apologise for having
00:24:23a brain injury.
00:24:24That's a cheap shot,
00:24:25that Shona,
00:24:25very cheap.
00:24:26Drop dead.
00:24:28There's no point
00:24:29in denying it.
00:24:30Only the Truth Teller
00:24:31account could seed
00:24:32those posts.
00:24:32Yeah,
00:24:33but you were bound
00:24:34to want to front them
00:24:35up sooner or later.
00:24:36It was a lucky guess.
00:24:37Way too lucky.
00:24:39Why are you looking
00:24:39at me like that for?
00:24:40Because I knew
00:24:40it was you!
00:24:42My great confidant
00:24:43and ally!
00:24:44Daniel,
00:24:45please.
00:24:47Look,
00:24:47stress,
00:24:47it can push you
00:24:49over the edge
00:24:49and make you paranoid.
00:24:50You're the one
00:24:51with the personality disorder.
00:24:53My son adores you.
00:24:55I adore him.
00:24:56How can you say that?
00:24:57You've been
00:24:57persecuting his father,
00:24:58his only parent.
00:25:00I haven't.
00:25:00You have had me
00:25:01on edge.
00:25:03You have had me
00:25:03distracted at home.
00:25:04You've had me
00:25:05distracted at work.
00:25:06I only went back
00:25:07yesterday and look
00:25:07how well that turned out!
00:25:09At least do me
00:25:10the courtesy
00:25:11of telling me
00:25:12the truth.
00:25:14Okay.
00:25:16It was me.
00:25:20I'm sorry.
00:25:23Three meaningless syllables.
00:25:25You made me
00:25:26the target
00:25:26for vigilantes.
00:25:28I didn't think.
00:25:30I just...
00:25:30You put Bertie
00:25:31in danger.
00:25:33No,
00:25:34I would never.
00:25:35I just wanted
00:25:36things to stay
00:25:37the same.
00:25:37I wanted to keep
00:25:38living here
00:25:38with you guys.
00:25:39You made me
00:25:40paranoid and depressed
00:25:42so that you
00:25:43could be my rock.
00:25:44You were going
00:25:45back to work.
00:25:45You were...
00:25:46You were getting
00:25:47your act together.
00:25:48I thought...
00:25:49That time
00:25:49when the truth teller
00:25:50disappeared
00:25:52in the bistro
00:25:53and I felt like
00:25:54a great weight
00:25:54had been lifted,
00:25:55you then created
00:25:56truth teller 2.
00:25:57No,
00:25:58truth teller 2
00:25:58was nothing
00:25:58to do with me.
00:25:59How low
00:26:00can you go?
00:26:01On Bertie's life.
00:26:02Truth teller 2
00:26:03was nothing
00:26:03to do with me,
00:26:04I swear.
00:26:05Get out!
00:26:08Can I, um...
00:26:10Can I come back
00:26:11later maybe,
00:26:12you know,
00:26:12when you've
00:26:12calmed down a bit?
00:26:13You stay away
00:26:14from me
00:26:14and you stay
00:26:15away from Bertie.
00:26:16Now get out.
00:26:26I've got my DI
00:26:27snapping at my heels.
00:26:29Why am I dilly-dallying?
00:26:31We've got our prime
00:26:32suspect bankrupt
00:26:32in custody
00:26:33to just wrap
00:26:33the whole thing up.
00:26:36Yeah, well,
00:26:37she's new, isn't she?
00:26:38Probably just wants
00:26:39to make a mark.
00:26:41Yeah, with the big
00:26:41fat pokey finger
00:26:42right there.
00:26:43Mm-hmm.
00:26:44Oh, please.
00:26:46Have you heard
00:26:46anything about
00:26:47Todd's film yet?
00:26:48Nope.
00:26:49It's still missing.
00:26:51My DI's totally
00:26:52unfazed by it.
00:26:52She's convinced
00:26:53we've got our putt.
00:26:54Hey.
00:26:55Sorry.
00:26:56I didn't mean
00:26:57to interrupt.
00:26:58Just wanted to
00:26:58let you know
00:26:58that I'm
00:26:59back fighting fit.
00:27:01Ah.
00:27:02It's good to see you.
00:27:04Yeah, it is.
00:27:06Listen, I'll
00:27:06let you both crack on.
00:27:08Oh, no, no,
00:27:08I didn't mean
00:27:09to interrupt.
00:27:10No, you didn't.
00:27:10I was just
00:27:11having a moan.
00:27:13No change there, then?
00:27:15I'll see you later.
00:27:16Later.
00:27:17See you.
00:27:23Come on in.
00:27:30What did that
00:27:30shoe ever do to you?
00:27:35Okay.
00:27:37We're all out of
00:27:38small talk, then.
00:27:39Oh, yeah, I forgot.
00:27:39You only do big talk.
00:27:41What is it?
00:27:42Have a pop at Jodie
00:27:43day?
00:27:43What?
00:27:45Nothing.
00:27:48I've had a bit
00:27:48of a row with
00:27:49Daniel.
00:27:51Oh.
00:28:00So what's up
00:28:00with your mush?
00:28:01I'm fine.
00:28:05Men.
00:28:06For your information,
00:28:08I'm fine
00:28:08is Shona's
00:28:09catchphrase.
00:28:10That's usually
00:28:11morse for
00:28:12working out
00:28:13for yourself,
00:28:14moron.
00:28:15So you've had a row
00:28:15too, then?
00:28:17Yep.
00:28:18Mother of them.
00:28:21But we'll be fine.
00:28:23Of course you will.
00:28:24Ta.
00:28:26Tea?
00:28:27Yeah, go on.
00:28:31I mean, I love
00:28:32Shona.
00:28:33You know, I do.
00:28:34Yeah, I know.
00:28:38Well, when you look
00:28:39at the bigger picture,
00:28:41I guess it kind of
00:28:43makes sense of...
00:28:44Makes sense of what?
00:28:48You know,
00:28:51the night of Carla's
00:28:51wedding.
00:28:54You and me.
00:28:55Oh, we're going
00:28:56there, really?
00:28:59Unbelievable.
00:29:00You knew it wasn't
00:29:00Shona in that bed.
00:29:01You knew it was me.
00:29:03This is next level
00:29:04messed up.
00:29:05Do you know that?
00:29:05Come on, it might
00:29:06have been your
00:29:07subconscious, I don't
00:29:08know, but you
00:29:08defo knew it was me.
00:29:10Well, congratulations,
00:29:12Jodie.
00:29:12You're through to
00:29:13judges' houses.
00:29:14You said my name,
00:29:15David.
00:29:17You might not
00:29:18remember it, but
00:29:19you're sure as hell
00:29:20said it.
00:29:29Hello again.
00:29:31Ooh, that looks
00:29:32heavy.
00:29:33Well, it is a bit,
00:29:34but I'm a sucker
00:29:35for three-for-twos.
00:29:37Idris.
00:29:38Oh, Rita.
00:29:39You might know my
00:29:40cousin, Elia.
00:29:41Oh, yes, I do.
00:29:41She's very beautiful.
00:29:43And a personality
00:29:44to match.
00:29:46Is this man
00:29:46bothering you, Rita?
00:29:47Not at all.
00:29:49Good.
00:29:49What can I say?
00:29:51Got a thing for redheads.
00:29:53Are you two pals?
00:29:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:29:57Very much so.
00:29:59Right.
00:30:01Well, then, I hope
00:30:03it isn't just a flying
00:30:04visit to Weatherfield.
00:30:06Oh, no, no, no.
00:30:07I'm putting down
00:30:08roots.
00:30:10Right, well, I'll
00:30:11just...
00:30:12Bye, love.
00:30:13Bye, love.
00:30:16You're messing
00:30:17with my head.
00:30:18Again.
00:30:18No, I'm not.
00:30:21Look, I shouldn't
00:30:22have told you.
00:30:22I'm sorry.
00:30:23But I love Shona.
00:30:25Have I said
00:30:25you don't?
00:30:26Well, no.
00:30:29When exactly
00:30:30did I say it?
00:30:33Well,
00:30:36you got into bed
00:30:38and
00:30:39you kissed
00:30:40the back of my neck
00:30:41and you told me
00:30:42that I, er,
00:30:43I smelt
00:30:44nice.
00:30:45No, lovely.
00:30:46You said
00:30:47I smelt lovely.
00:30:48And then
00:30:50you said
00:30:50my name.
00:30:52Just
00:30:52my name.
00:30:53And then
00:30:54you kind of
00:30:54jolted awake,
00:30:55which I thought
00:30:56was weird
00:30:57because you
00:30:58hadn't been
00:30:58asleep.
00:30:59And you
00:30:59looked completely
00:31:00freaked out.
00:31:01And then
00:31:02you jumped
00:31:03out of bed.
00:31:07Did I?
00:31:08It's okay.
00:31:09Look,
00:31:10I believe you.
00:31:11I believe
00:31:12that you
00:31:12don't remember
00:31:14and no one
00:31:15will ever hear
00:31:15it from me.
00:31:18I shouldn't have
00:31:19even mentioned it.
00:31:20I'm sorry.
00:31:21I'm getting it
00:31:22all wrong today.
00:31:27All right.
00:31:40Hey, good job
00:31:41you're here.
00:31:42He is
00:31:42proper
00:31:43keen in here.
00:31:46Not again.
00:31:47Two pints of
00:31:47lime and soda,
00:31:48please.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:49Yeah, keep
00:31:49the change.
00:31:52Ta.
00:31:56Oh, don't
00:31:58start.
00:32:00It's
00:32:00midday.
00:32:01On a school
00:32:01day.
00:32:02Do you think
00:32:02they're missing
00:32:03me?
00:32:03Mr. Osborne.
00:32:06Whoever's
00:32:06covering your
00:32:07shift at late
00:32:07notice is
00:32:08certainly going
00:32:08to be missing
00:32:09you.
00:32:10Do you know
00:32:10what?
00:32:10I've just
00:32:10worked out
00:32:11that's why
00:32:11you're the
00:32:12solicitor,
00:32:12because you
00:32:12see the
00:32:13big picture,
00:32:13don't you?
00:32:14So, is
00:32:16Idris a
00:32:16good kisser?
00:32:18Gold standard,
00:32:20Rita.
00:32:20Gold.
00:32:21Well, I'm
00:32:22rooting for
00:32:23you, but
00:32:23hey, you
00:32:25look gorgeous
00:32:25together.
00:32:26But don't
00:32:26go buying
00:32:27your actual
00:32:27shirt.
00:32:28You don't
00:32:29have to
00:32:29marry them,
00:32:30though, as
00:32:30long as
00:32:31they're kind,
00:32:32funny,
00:32:34devastatingly
00:32:35handsome.
00:32:36Hmm.
00:32:36Tick, tick,
00:32:37tick.
00:32:40OK.
00:32:41There you
00:32:42go.
00:32:43There's a
00:32:44triple vodka
00:32:44in that,
00:32:45right?
00:32:46I can
00:32:46neither
00:32:46confirm nor
00:32:47deny.
00:32:47I'm off
00:32:48the clock
00:32:48in a
00:32:48sec.
00:32:50Oh.
00:32:55Well, thanks
00:32:55for nothing.
00:32:56I'm doing
00:32:56you a
00:32:57favour.
00:33:00Whoa,
00:33:01whoa,
00:33:01whoa.
00:33:02If it
00:33:02isn't,
00:33:03the ironically
00:33:03named
00:33:04truth teller.
00:33:06Jodie.
00:33:06Yes.
00:33:09Yeah,
00:33:09admitted it,
00:33:10didn't you,
00:33:10a couple of
00:33:11hours ago.
00:33:12Hiding in
00:33:13plain sight,
00:33:14Jodie.
00:33:15Very clever.
00:33:16Hey, you two
00:33:17play nice.
00:33:18You're worse
00:33:18than the
00:33:18quads.
00:33:20Everybody,
00:33:20this is
00:33:21the
00:33:21truth teller.
00:33:22What do
00:33:22do we?
00:33:22Get off.
00:33:23Reign it in.
00:33:24A.K.A.
00:33:25My
00:33:25online
00:33:26stalker.
00:33:40She's a
00:33:41troll.
00:33:42Posts
00:33:42poison about
00:33:43me online.
00:33:44I'm sorry,
00:33:45it's clearly
00:33:45very drunk
00:33:46and obviously
00:33:47stressed.
00:33:47Oh,
00:33:48funny that.
00:33:48Hey,
00:33:49come on,
00:33:49let's go next
00:33:50door and get
00:33:50the kettle.
00:33:51Yeah,
00:33:51I'll give you
00:33:51a hand.
00:33:52Don't you
00:33:52touch me.
00:33:53Look,
00:33:53go with
00:33:54your nephew.
00:33:55The booze
00:33:56is doing
00:33:56you no
00:33:56favours.
00:33:57Oh,
00:33:58Rita,
00:33:58with the
00:33:58greatest
00:33:59of respect.
00:34:00Eh,
00:34:00eh.
00:34:02Oh,
00:34:02I'm coming.
00:34:04Rita,
00:34:04I'm really
00:34:04sorry,
00:34:05he's not
00:34:05himself.
00:34:05I'm
00:34:06very much
00:34:06myself,
00:34:07thank you
00:34:07very much.
00:34:07Unlike
00:34:08Jodie.
00:34:09She's
00:34:09three people,
00:34:10probably
00:34:10more.
00:34:12Seriously,
00:34:12guys,
00:34:12I have
00:34:13no idea
00:34:13what he's
00:34:14talking about.
00:34:15She's a
00:34:15keyboard
00:34:16warrior,
00:34:16you see.
00:34:17Poisonous
00:34:18posts,
00:34:18inciting
00:34:19the herd
00:34:19to go
00:34:20after a
00:34:20single
00:34:20dad
00:34:21of
00:34:21one.
00:34:22Nice.
00:34:23That's
00:34:23quite an
00:34:24accusation.
00:34:25Yeah,
00:34:25it's
00:34:26horrendous.
00:34:26And he's
00:34:27got no
00:34:27proof,
00:34:28no evidence,
00:34:29just some
00:34:29mad hunch.
00:34:30I mean,
00:34:30I would
00:34:31never.
00:34:32Come on,
00:34:32getting
00:34:32moolud is
00:34:33not helping.
00:34:34I'm sorry,
00:34:35everyone,
00:34:35that you've
00:34:35had your
00:34:36afternoon
00:34:36ruined.
00:34:36He's
00:34:37clearly
00:34:37very
00:34:37stressed.
00:34:40Isn't
00:34:40she
00:34:41magnificent,
00:34:41everybody?
00:34:42The
00:34:42trolls
00:34:42troll!
00:34:44I can't
00:34:45quit with
00:34:45it.
00:34:46Yeah,
00:34:46fine.
00:34:49Sober on.
00:34:50Stay
00:34:50with it.
00:34:51I've
00:34:52put extra
00:34:52pickles in.
00:34:53Enjoy.
00:34:56Where's
00:34:56Adam?
00:34:57Busy,
00:34:58I guess.
00:34:58He'll be
00:34:59here.
00:34:59Let's
00:35:00just hope
00:35:00he's read
00:35:00the paperwork.
00:35:02Oh,
00:35:02finally.
00:35:03Stay
00:35:04out of
00:35:04his
00:35:04hair,
00:35:05OK?
00:35:05OK.
00:35:07Hey,
00:35:08you look
00:35:09a bit
00:35:09stressed.
00:35:10Ah,
00:35:10Daniel's
00:35:10been a
00:35:11price
00:35:11pillock.
00:35:12Have
00:35:13you
00:35:13had a
00:35:13chance
00:35:13to read
00:35:14the
00:35:14docs?
00:35:15Yeah,
00:35:16they seem
00:35:16OK.
00:35:17But you've
00:35:17already warned
00:35:18Leanne to
00:35:18steer clear
00:35:19and I'm
00:35:19not his
00:35:19biggest fan.
00:35:19Fair,
00:35:20but the
00:35:21phone's not
00:35:21exactly ringing
00:35:22off the
00:35:22hook.
00:35:22Yeah,
00:35:23you'd still
00:35:23rather I
00:35:23drop Megan
00:35:24as a
00:35:24client?
00:35:24Well,
00:35:24she's not
00:35:25good luck
00:35:25for the
00:35:25practice.
00:35:26I agree.
00:35:27And Daniel
00:35:27hates me
00:35:28for keeping
00:35:28her on,
00:35:28but she
00:35:29helps pay
00:35:29the bills,
00:35:30as would
00:35:30your dodgy
00:35:31cousin,
00:35:31I suppose.
00:35:31I never
00:35:32said dodgy,
00:35:33but yeah,
00:35:34he'd be
00:35:34a regular
00:35:35income.
00:35:36Now rearrange
00:35:36your face,
00:35:37he's coming
00:35:37over.
00:35:38Hey.
00:35:39Hey.
00:35:40Now then,
00:35:41my Caledonian
00:35:42friend,
00:35:42he's a verdict
00:35:43in,
00:35:43my decent
00:35:44proposition.
00:35:45What did
00:35:45your last
00:35:45solicit die
00:35:46of?
00:35:47Oh,
00:35:47he's just
00:35:47an annoying
00:35:48job's
00:35:48worth,
00:35:49with very
00:35:49poor
00:35:49biscuits.
00:35:50Haven't
00:35:51officially
00:35:51left him
00:35:51yet,
00:35:52though.
00:35:52Oh,
00:35:52keeping
00:35:53your options
00:35:53open.
00:35:54But the
00:35:54nod from
00:35:55us,
00:35:55and he's
00:35:56got the
00:35:56email ready
00:35:56to send,
00:35:57right?
00:35:57Right.
00:35:59Dear
00:35:59folks,
00:35:59it's not
00:36:00me,
00:36:01it's you.
00:36:01Buy better
00:36:02biscuits.
00:36:03I'll look over
00:36:04the files
00:36:04tonight properly
00:36:05and I'll let
00:36:05you know,
00:36:05OK.
00:36:06Great.
00:36:07No mates
00:36:08rates,
00:36:08though.
00:36:09Oh,
00:36:09no problem.
00:36:11Well,
00:36:11that went
00:36:11well.
00:36:12Not too
00:36:12bad,
00:36:13was it?
00:36:14Good job.
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:22Hey,
00:36:22up there,
00:36:23Shauna.
00:36:24She looks
00:36:25upset,
00:36:25bless her.
00:36:28Yeah,
00:36:29I'll take
00:36:29and look
00:36:29at the
00:36:30cast.
00:36:38Hey,
00:36:39do you
00:36:40mind if I
00:36:40sit?
00:36:41Of course.
00:36:45How's
00:36:46Harper?
00:36:48She's
00:36:48amazing.
00:36:50Alan's
00:36:50just been
00:36:51for a
00:36:51check-up.
00:36:52No
00:36:52deterioration.
00:36:54Oh,
00:36:54that's
00:36:54great news.
00:36:56Hey,
00:36:56if Lily
00:36:57asks him
00:36:57to sign
00:36:58swear words,
00:36:58he's got to
00:36:59tell her,
00:36:59no chance.
00:37:02No chance.
00:37:03Might come in
00:37:03handy with
00:37:04David,
00:37:04that.
00:37:05You've been
00:37:06crying.
00:37:08I've just had
00:37:09a horrible
00:37:09row with him.
00:37:10We're both
00:37:10under so much
00:37:11pressure.
00:37:13Yeah,
00:37:14but I feel
00:37:14like it brings
00:37:15out the worst
00:37:15in me,
00:37:16you know.
00:37:17I'm just
00:37:18not filled
00:37:19with,
00:37:19like,
00:37:20I don't know,
00:37:21the milk
00:37:22of human
00:37:22kindness.
00:37:26See that
00:37:27mum there
00:37:27with that
00:37:28cute baby?
00:37:29Part of me
00:37:30wants to
00:37:30punch her
00:37:31lights out.
00:37:32Hey,
00:37:33well,
00:37:33pound to a
00:37:33penny,
00:37:34she got
00:37:35piles,
00:37:35saw nips
00:37:36and her
00:37:36jumpers on
00:37:37back to
00:37:37front.
00:37:38Oh,
00:37:38you had me
00:37:39at piles.
00:37:45Hiya.
00:37:45Hi,
00:37:46Dad.
00:37:46It's been
00:37:47as good
00:37:47as gold.
00:37:48Proper thrash
00:37:48me on gold
00:37:49stash.
00:37:50Hiya,
00:37:50star.
00:37:51No worries.
00:37:52On to
00:37:52babysitting job
00:37:53number two.
00:37:54Cleo wants
00:37:54to give me
00:37:55a makeover.
00:37:56We were
00:37:56going to
00:37:57eat,
00:37:57but we lost
00:37:57track of
00:37:58time,
00:37:58eh,
00:37:58Berts?
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:00Dad,
00:38:00I thrashed
00:38:01him.
00:38:08Bye,
00:38:09Uncle Kirk.
00:38:09See you,
00:38:10champ.
00:38:16Dad,
00:38:17I'm hungry.
00:38:23Dad,
00:38:24wake up.
00:38:25Dad,
00:38:26I'm starving.
00:38:28Wait a minute.
00:38:29Dad,
00:38:30I need to
00:38:30eat.
00:38:33So,
00:38:34you've
00:38:34cheered up.
00:38:34This morning,
00:38:35I thought you were
00:38:35ready to throw
00:38:36in the towel.
00:38:37Yeah,
00:38:37well,
00:38:37I have had a
00:38:38breakthrough.
00:38:38Oh,
00:38:39fantastic.
00:38:40Yeah,
00:38:41it is.
00:38:42I did a deep dive
00:38:43into those phone
00:38:43records.
00:38:44Todd's phone was
00:38:45turned on and it
00:38:46pinged off a local
00:38:46mast,
00:38:47so.
00:38:47Well,
00:38:48so it can't have
00:38:48been summer?
00:38:49Correct.
00:38:50I mean,
00:38:51it doesn't prove
00:38:51that she's innocent,
00:38:52but it's a
00:38:53significant find.
00:38:55Hmm.
00:38:55Mm-hmm.
00:38:56Thanks to all your
00:38:57hard work and
00:38:58determination,
00:38:58and it just shows
00:38:59that your instincts
00:39:00bob on.
00:39:00Well,
00:39:01I won't go that
00:39:01far,
00:39:02but I know.
00:39:03Take the win.
00:39:05Yes,
00:39:05chef.
00:39:05Yes,
00:39:06chef.
00:39:06Mm-hmm.
00:39:07So,
00:39:08I'll do it.
00:39:11I'll do it.
00:39:37Oh, is she?
00:39:39Yeah, they're still pleased with her.
00:39:42Good.
00:39:46I'm sorry.
00:39:47I've been so hard on you.
00:39:50I deserved it, though.
00:39:51No, baby Billy should be remembered.
00:39:53I love you for your kind heart.
00:39:59I know.
00:40:01But I think I just kind of wanted a day off, I don't know.
00:40:05Yeah, I get it. It's OK.
00:40:08It's not, though.
00:40:09I mean, I love you to Red Reckonback.
00:40:12Oh, wow. Half a mile. Wow.
00:40:15Well, all right. What about the...
00:40:18Ritz Hotel, Paris.
00:40:20Yeah, I was thinking more the Pound Shop on Incomen.
00:40:24Um, IKEA?
00:40:26Sweden?
00:40:27Warrington?
00:40:35Hey, hey, birthday boy. What do you say? What do you know?
00:40:39Er, aren't you supposed to be with Uncle Kirk today?
00:40:42He had to go.
00:40:44Right, but Daddy's at work, yeah?
00:40:45He was asleep and the microwave exploded. Can I have a biscuit, please?
00:40:49What, your microwave at home?
00:40:50I cook my own food, because Daddy won't wake up.
00:40:55Have you still got a set of keys?
00:40:57Why don't you stay here and look after your auntie, Tracy?
00:40:59I'll be back soon, OK?
00:41:04Well, it's a good job he came straight here,
00:41:05because anything could have happened.
00:41:07Social services would be having a field day right now.
00:41:10Uncle Daniel better not have burnt a place down.
00:41:20Oh, it's Chris looking a bit low.
00:41:25Yes, they are.
00:41:27You're nearest.
00:41:29Yes, well, you've just wormed your way out of the doghouse.
00:41:33But you're nearest.
00:41:35Yes, I'm nearest the kitchen.
00:41:37But you are within touching distance of the doghouse again.
00:41:42Hey, ooh.
00:41:44Can you hear that rumble?
00:41:48Give us a snog, then, and I'll fetch the crisps.
00:41:55Oh, I hate it when we argue.
00:41:59It's the worst.
00:42:04Sorry.
00:42:05Goose brain coming.
00:42:07No, you're all right.
00:42:09Oh.
00:42:12Has something happened?
00:42:13Daniel's had a bit of a wobble.
00:42:15Well, he's not hurt you, has he?
00:42:16No.
00:42:17No, nothing like that.
00:42:19Bit of a mini-breakdown, I suppose.
00:42:21I mean, I thought it was just a stupid row, but...
00:42:24Nope.
00:42:25All the toys are out the pram.
00:42:27He's pretty highly strung.
00:42:29Mm.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30All right.
00:42:31Sorry.
00:42:31I've ruined your night, haven't I?
00:42:33I should go.
00:42:33Go where?
00:42:35I don't know.
00:42:36Right, well, you're best off staying here, then, aren't you?
00:42:38Not going to lie, I was kind of hoping you'd say that.
00:42:41Come on.
00:42:42Come here.
00:42:43Shift you.
00:42:47You guys.
00:42:49Come here.
00:42:51You're the best sister ever, you know.
00:42:53Well, we couldn't see you out on the streets, could we?
00:42:55They're behind the gas.
00:43:01They're...
00:43:07Daniel.
00:43:09Daniel.
00:43:10Fire!
00:43:44Gov?
00:43:45Yep?
00:43:46Thought you might want to see this.
00:43:47Belongs to a one Todd Grimshaw.
00:43:50Is that his phone?
00:43:52Where was it found?
00:43:53It was upon a few days after Slytherton's murder, apparently.
00:43:57Aye?
00:43:58I'm not sure, yeah.
00:44:00Right, get it to forensics immediately.
00:44:02Tell them it's a priority.
00:44:03Yes, gov.
00:44:04Good work.
00:44:20Daniel Osborne speaking.
00:44:24Hmm?
00:44:29Yeah, we're running late.
00:44:32Um, no, I've not been feeling very well.
00:44:38Uh, yeah.
00:44:40Yes, I will.
00:44:41I'll get in there as soon as possible.
00:44:45Oh.
00:44:47Hmm.
00:44:48Bertie, lad.
00:44:49Are you up?
00:44:51It's...
00:44:52Oh, it's nine o'clock, mate.
00:44:53We've got to get you to school.
00:44:55They've just rung.
00:44:56Whoa.
00:44:58Whoa, this is mortifying.
00:44:59Bertie, come on, lad.
00:45:06Bertie?
00:45:08He's going to brick it when he wakes up.
00:45:09Serves him right.
00:45:10Hey, my dad's going to get back from the shops in a bit.
00:45:14What are we going to tell him?
00:45:15Well, not the truth.
00:45:16We agreed.
00:45:17He'll just start fretting and say we're meddling.
00:45:19Yeah, well, I've slept on it since then.
00:45:21And I think he deserves to know what he's like.
00:45:24Peter's mini-me.
00:45:25Oh, how much do I love that shower?
00:45:28Talk about sluicing out your nooks and crannies.
00:45:32How are you, Bertie, love?
00:45:35You're not at school today, hon.
00:45:37He's wearing headphones.
00:45:39That's what they are.
00:45:40He's not feeling too good.
00:45:41Oh, you're not feeling very well, Bertie, love.
00:45:45Eh?
00:45:46What's the matter?
00:45:48Headphones.
00:45:48All right.
00:45:49Keep your hair on, Tracy, hon.
00:45:51It's not my fault to transmit kindness.
00:45:55So, why's he not at his dad's?
00:45:56Well, if you must know, we're trying to teach Daniel a lesson.
00:45:59I knew it.
00:46:00I knew something was up.
00:46:02My spidey senses were spangled off the charts, you know what I mean?
00:46:06No, not really.
00:46:07Anyway, so, how are you going to teach him a lesson?
00:46:10Oh, you explain it.
00:46:12I lose interest when I'm talking to her.
00:46:15Daniel got paralytic drunk yesterday,
00:46:17left the wee man to fend for himself.
00:46:19He tried to heat up a meal in a microwave, but he left the foil on.
00:46:21Boom.
00:46:22One explosion later, he's ended up here.
00:46:24And Daniel learns his lesson how?
00:46:26Well, when he wakes up and finds his son missing,
00:46:28he won't be so quick to get so drunk again, will he?
00:46:31Oh.
00:46:32Don't you think that's a bit cruel?
00:46:33Says the woman who tried to poison my dad.
00:46:36Daniel's got to learn that actions have consequences.
00:46:38But this is Casa Kenny Barlow, not the Betty Ford Clinic.
00:46:42Meaning what?
00:46:43Tracy, it means there's better ways to stage an intervention than this.
00:46:48Such as?
00:46:49Oh, don't listen to my exes, floozy.
00:46:52She's pathetic.
00:46:53I'm not a religious person, Tracy.
00:46:55But there's one thing I remember from Sister Mary Gabriel at me run corn rehab,
00:46:59and it's this.
00:47:00Let he, who is without sin, cast the first stone.
00:47:05I am nothing like Daniel, so don't bracket me with the likes of him.
00:47:09Tracy, you nearly burned this house down not so long ago after necking a yard of wine.
00:47:14Slight exaggeration.
00:47:16Okay.
00:47:17We all make mistakes.
00:47:19Okay?
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:21Anyway, I'm not getting involved.
00:47:24You two can do what you like.
00:47:26I am so not figged.
00:47:32Dad!
00:47:33Dad!
00:47:34Have you got Bertie?
00:47:35Sorry?
00:47:36Bertie, have you...
00:47:37Oh, I seem to have misplaced him.
00:47:40Is he at your house?
00:47:41I beg your pardon?
00:47:42Look, when I woke up this morning, he was gone.
00:47:44Have you been drinking?
00:47:45No!
00:47:46You stink of boo!
00:47:48Is Bertie at your house or not?
00:47:50Don't speak to me like I'm an idiot, because I'm not.
00:47:53No!
00:47:53He isn't.
00:47:54And come on, we need to find my grandson.
00:48:02Hey, Trouble.
00:48:04Trouble.
00:48:17My phone's been going off like Billy-O this morning.
00:48:19What's all this I'm hearing about Daniel calling you all sorts in the pub?
00:48:22Oh.
00:48:23Yeah, he needs to give his head a wobbly.
00:48:25You should have heard the names you were calling me.
00:48:27He's in a really, er, dark place.
00:48:29He practically married a massive paedophile, didn't he?
00:48:31So, is it any wonder he lashes out, talking complete and utter bobbins?
00:48:36Erm, won't Lily make you take this to school this morning?
00:48:39Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:48:40She was telling me about that last night.
00:48:41Like, they're learning all about babies and, you know, like, how kids develop, like normal kids.
00:48:48I mean, that you know what I meant.
00:48:57You all right?
00:49:01Erm, one big Islamabad breakfast with extra masala beans, one turkey bacon-nan roll.
00:49:08That's a lot.
00:49:09Good job I'm hungry then, innit?
00:49:11One chocolate chai, er, and an orange juice, sir.
00:49:15Well, I think that'll be a good start, anyway.
00:49:16You're not skin at the minute, then.
00:49:18I don't judge you much.
00:49:19But yes, I'm flush at the minute.
00:49:20Deal with it.
00:49:21What did you do, win the lottery or rob a granny on your way here?
00:49:24No, man.
00:49:24I'm working for Idris now.
00:49:26Two-job Brody, mate.
00:49:27All right.
00:49:28Now, can I get my food, please?
00:49:30Sorry, mate.
00:49:36Can I have two coffees, please, to go?
00:49:38Lattes, for me and your David.
00:49:40So if he's in the doghouse, feel free to gob in his.
00:49:42Mm.
00:49:42No more than usual.
00:49:44Although he has been really annoying me lately.
00:49:47But then again, I suppose he always does, doesn't he?
00:49:49Yeah.
00:49:49I hate how he sleeps.
00:49:51All right.
00:49:52How does he sleep?
00:49:53Well, that's just it.
00:49:54I mean, he does, you know, sleep.
00:49:56And I don't.
00:49:57Aw.
00:49:58Do you know what?
00:49:59Now you mention it, you do look a bit knackered.
00:50:01Heavenster Betsy, is that how you talk in the salon?
00:50:04Surprise the brew, rinse baguette, don't walk out, you know what I mean?
00:50:07Show, show.
00:50:08No, no.
00:50:08I mean, obviously, you know, it's to be expected, isn't it?
00:50:11With everything you've got on your plate.
00:50:12Yeah, I know.
00:50:13But, you know, even when a lover boy isn't sleeping, he doesn't have toss and turn.
00:50:17So he annoys me when he sleeps, he annoys me when he doesn't.
00:50:20He can't win.
00:50:21Like me with Kaplug.
00:50:22Mm.
00:50:23And he has been acting really strange recently.
00:50:26Yeah, Gary's not been sleeping great either, actually.
00:50:31Mentioning no names, but a former lover of mine was a very agitated kipper.
00:50:36Restless legs, wimmel arms, and perfectly formed sentences in Spanish,
00:50:40which was odd, because he was Dutch.
00:50:42But he was hiding secrets.
00:50:45I can't tell you what, because I had to sign some papers.
00:50:48But let's just say, perhaps Gary, perhaps David, have got guilty consciences too.
00:50:59Nature calls.
00:51:07How do?
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:09Just fancied a bit of Scrant.
00:51:11Oh, did you now?
00:51:12Mm-hmm.
00:51:13And I'll be expecting a significant discount, as though we're best buddies.
00:51:17Well, I've never heard it called that before.
00:51:19Ooh.
00:51:20Oh, there's a boy.
00:51:22Erm, what's going on with you two?
00:51:24Nothing dodgy, I hope.
00:51:26He's only a kid.
00:51:27A kid?
00:51:28Well, he's 17.
00:51:29No, no, I've just got him clearing out the flats and no jobs and heavy lifting.
00:51:34That's kosher enough for you, isn't it?
00:51:36All right, look, I've been burnt in the past by questionable men, and I just don't want
00:51:41to make the same mistake.
00:51:43And I have said that before.
00:51:45Well, I'm very questionable, Ian.
00:51:46I mean, dictionary definition.
00:51:48But, er, only in the bedroom.
00:51:50Would you have first-hand experience?
00:51:53And, er, no complaints there, were there?
00:51:58Well, no.
00:52:00Outside of that, I'm just a landlord and businessman.
00:52:02Nothing more, nothing less.
00:52:04Yeah?
00:52:05Look, but if trust is an issue, then, you know, why don't we just take things slowly?
00:52:09So you feel comfortable about it all.
00:52:11And you'll see there's little more to me than it's here.
00:52:15Yeah, okay.
00:52:15Sounds like a plan.
00:52:17I'll just have to be my best behavior, won't I?
00:52:20Outside of the bedroom, that is.
00:52:23She said what?
00:52:25She said I said her name in bed.
00:52:30But I can't, I don't.
00:52:31Can I?
00:52:32Yeah, but you did say that you were that drunk you can't remember.
00:52:36Yeah, but why would I make a pass at her?
00:52:40She's gorgeous, isn't she?
00:52:42You're gorgeous.
00:52:43I don't make passes at you.
00:52:46Er, that's all you did at one point.
00:52:48Oh, come on, I'll say that.
00:52:50Oi, don't you go rewriting history, David?
00:52:53You tried it on with me after Charlie Stubbs died.
00:52:55And then the next time...
00:52:56What is this?
00:52:58Have you been making notes?
00:52:59It was about three or four times, actually.
00:53:02No, you're obsessed with me!
00:53:04And one of them was while you've been with Shona.
00:53:08Why are you saying all this?
00:53:10Look, I'm just saying, right?
00:53:12You've got form, haven't you?
00:53:13Meaning?
00:53:15Meaning that she might be telling the truth.
00:53:18Don't say that, please.
00:53:20Mind you, in your defense, I did hear that Daniel had a big go at her yesterday in the pub.
00:53:25Apparently he called her a massive liar.
00:53:28Oh, yeah, she only did say something.
00:53:30She knows that something's going on, by the way.
00:53:33Why don't you just tell her everything?
00:53:35You having a laugh?
00:53:36She already knows most of it, anyway.
00:53:38Well, she didn't know that you were saying Jodie's name.
00:53:40Er, allegedly. Allegedly.
00:53:42We don't know that.
00:53:44So...
00:53:44But I was wasted, so...
00:53:47I don't know.
00:53:48I mean, it's just...
00:53:50Oh, David.
00:53:56Bertie!
00:54:00Bertie!
00:54:02Daniel?
00:54:03Are you all right home?
00:54:04No, no, I'm not.
00:54:05I'm going to have to call the police and fess up.
00:54:07I've lost my kid because I'm a drunken mess.
00:54:09Yeah, it certainly looks like it.
00:54:11But I'm glad you're taking ownership.
00:54:12It's good to be accountable.
00:54:14And let's face it, Daniel.
00:54:16You do need help.
00:54:17Yes, I do.
00:54:18I need help finding my son.
00:54:19I'm calling them.
00:54:20They'll have you pegged as a terrible father.
00:54:24Leaving him to use a microwave all on his own.
00:54:27Eh?
00:54:28And then said microwave practically exploding in his face.
00:54:31God knows what else.
00:54:33You know something, don't you?
00:54:35Oh, I know lots of things.
00:54:37I am a walking, talking encyclopedia Britannica.
00:54:42Where is he, Tracey?
00:54:44Not very good on capital cities, though.
00:54:46No, geography's not my strong suit.
00:54:48Where is he?!
00:55:07Where is he?
00:55:08I thought you were going to take the door off.
00:55:09Bertie!
00:55:13I should have known that you had something to do with this.
00:55:15How's your head?
00:55:16Damn sight better than yours is going to be when I'm knocking off your neck.
00:55:19Hell hath no fury like an alky scorned.
00:55:21Shall I take him upstairs?
00:55:22Why isn't he in school?
00:55:24The poor lad's traumatised.
00:55:25Oh, as if?
00:55:26Look, if this is going to kick off, yeah, take him away.
00:55:28Why are you all making out like you're the responsible ones?
00:55:31I knew this was a bad idea.
00:55:32Come on, Bertie.
00:55:34You kidnapped my son.
00:55:35And where were you when all this was going on, huh?
00:55:37Out for the count.
00:55:39Bladdered.
00:55:39It's not good enough, Daniel.
00:55:41He was wandering the streets on his own, Daniel.
00:55:43What were we meant to do?
00:55:45Tuck him in next to you?
00:55:46I fed and I watered him, which is a damn sight more than you were capable of last night.
00:55:49I should report you to the police.
00:55:51Stop!
00:55:54And then he took me in his arms, spun me round and said,
00:55:59Mary, I have been waiting for this moment all my life.
00:56:05And then he proceeded to beat up the rhythm of bolero on my bare midriff.
00:56:11It was one of the most sensuous moments of my life, actually.
00:56:15Right.
00:56:16And as a result, I've never worn a crop top since.
00:56:19Oh, OK.
00:56:21Has David ever done anything like that?
00:56:24Er, no, I can't say he has.
00:56:25Oh!
00:56:26You can ask him yourself.
00:56:27Oh, no.
00:56:28No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:30Have you got a minute?
00:56:36It's just, erm...
00:56:37Are you all right?
00:56:39Yeah, I'm fine.
00:56:41Are you sure?
00:56:42You don't seem it.
00:56:43Well, if it's that obvious, then why are you asking me?
00:56:46Well...
00:56:47It's just, it's daft.
00:56:49What is?
00:56:51Is it something to do with Jodie?
00:56:52Yeah, it is.
00:56:54It's what she said earlier.
00:56:57What did she say?
00:56:58Well, you know, when she saw Lily's textbook about child development, and then, you know, our Jodie was talking about
00:57:03normal babies, like Harper's not normal.
00:57:06Well, I mean, she's not, is she? I mean, she's special.
00:57:11I just can't stop thinking about it, that's all.
00:57:14Anyway, oh, just distract me.
00:57:17Distract me with some gossip or something.
00:57:20Er, gossip?
00:57:22No.
00:57:24Cupboard's a bear on that front.
00:57:25It has to be one of the most disastrous productions I've ever done.
00:57:29The cyclone machine didn't work, but the cruise director pulled us off stage before we even landed in Oz.
00:57:34All I managed to get out was, Annie Em, Annie Em, there's a twister coming.
00:57:40Oh, the poor guy, the poor guy playing Toto was in bits.
00:57:43What? You had a grown-ass human playing a tiny dog?
00:57:46Where were I that tiny?
00:57:48Six foot four I were.
00:57:50I could have ridden him down the yellow brick road.
00:57:55Oh, Glenda, you do make me chuckle.
00:57:57They should have you on prescription.
00:57:59Oh, I know, but I couldn't cure your hemorrhoids.
00:58:02I haven't got them, but I have got piles.
00:58:05And piles of charm.
00:58:10Oh, dear.
00:58:14Will you do me a favour?
00:58:16It depends what it is, Cup.
00:58:18When I'm gone...
00:58:19Oh, Debbie!
00:58:21Will you take over the reins for me?
00:58:24Of Ronnie?
00:58:25Oh, go on, then I'll give it my best shot.
00:58:28Of the dementia choir.
00:58:32Right.
00:58:34Here to be in safe hands with you.
00:58:36I don't want to think about when you've come.
00:58:38Oh, there'll be many stages to me going yet, Glend.
00:58:43But I want you to jump in at the first sign of trouble.
00:58:46When you see it's getting too much for me.
00:58:49And you'll hand over willingly, will you?
00:58:52Well, I might put up a fight.
00:58:54Just a tiny, ickle one.
00:58:57I am pig-headed.
00:58:58And stupid as an ox.
00:59:00An ox in pop socks.
00:59:02But you and me both know I am fully compass-mentous today.
00:59:06Oh, I'm glad one of us is.
00:59:08That choir thinks the sun shines out of your proverbials.
00:59:12Yes, they do.
00:59:15Say you'll do it.
00:59:17For me.
00:59:21It'd be an honour, Debs.
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:24Yeah.
00:59:25It would, wouldn't it?
00:59:27Oh!
00:59:29Thank you, thank you.
00:59:31Cake time.
00:59:33Oh, a bit of cake.
00:59:35Yummy, yummy.
00:59:37A little bit of what you fancy does you got, don't you?
00:59:40Oh!
00:59:42I know what I wanted to say.
00:59:43Right.
00:59:44Now, this is a big ask, is this?
00:59:46Oh, go on then, go on.
00:59:49How would you feel about taking over the dementia choir for me?
00:59:53Yeah.
00:59:54Pretty please.
00:59:59Come on, Kenny, lad.
01:00:00Daniel told me to come and find you.
01:00:02Yeah, let's take the weight off your pins.
01:00:04You're a badass in great lush.
01:00:06Boy!
01:00:07Boy, what's going on?
01:00:08He kidnapped my son.
01:00:09To teach him a lesson.
01:00:11Don't get involved, Kenny.
01:00:12I beg your pardon?
01:00:13Daniel got drunk, so Bertie got scared.
01:00:15He tried to make his own tea and blew up the microwave.
01:00:17The boy was wandering the streets until we took him in.
01:00:19You did what?
01:00:20I'm sorry, okay?
01:00:21I thought we had enough of these problems with me, your brother,
01:00:24and they said that alcoholism is a family disease.
01:00:26It's true that, Kenny.
01:00:27I'm not an alcoholic.
01:00:29Said like a true addict.
01:00:30Oh, shut up!
01:00:31Who asked you?
01:00:32It's not good, whatever way you look at it.
01:00:34Like I'm gonna take advice from you about how I bring up my son.
01:00:37Do you think you're being funny?
01:00:38No, I don't.
01:00:39It's just something about your face that really makes me laugh.
01:00:41When Sinead died, what did you tell Bertie?
01:00:44You told him she fell asleep and she never woke up.
01:00:47Well, guess what?
01:00:48What happened last night, huh?
01:00:49You fell asleep and he couldn't wake you up.
01:00:54Ken!
01:00:59And just be wary of tall Maureen.
01:01:01She'll try and take over.
01:01:03Small Maureen's not so bad, but tall Maureen, oh, she can be a tyrant.
01:01:08Yeah, well, I don't know.
01:01:09Avoid any discussion of Alison Hammond.
01:01:12She wants to throw a maraca at me.
01:01:14Yeah.
01:01:15But small Maureen's fine.
01:01:17Right.
01:01:18Although, her idea of a with it tune is Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B.
01:01:24Oh, I do love that one.
01:01:25I do.
01:01:26Glenda!
01:01:27It's taken every molecule of effort I have in my body to drag that choir kicking and screaming into the
01:01:3520th century.
01:01:3621st.
01:01:38Tomato, tomato.
01:01:42I've got them singing Leona Lewis.
01:01:45Maroon 5.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48And next week, we're cracking on with Chapel Roan.
01:01:54Despite Keith thinking it were a small church off the M6.
01:01:58You're worried I'll just do show tunes and a solo for myself and everyone, aren't you?
01:02:03Bustard.
01:02:05You go in the direction of that taste.
01:02:09And my girl's still coming, aren't you?
01:02:11Oh, yeah.
01:02:12And be warned.
01:02:14She's feisty.
01:02:17Whoa!
01:02:23Oh!
01:02:24What are you doing home?
01:02:25Well, I had a quiet hour at work, so I thought I'd come to some chores.
01:02:30She only needs all the help she can get, so...
01:02:33Oh, so that's women's work then, is it?
01:02:36Well, no, I didn't mean it like that.
01:02:41Listen.
01:02:42I think you and me need a bit of a talk.
01:02:45Talk.
01:02:47Well, talk.
01:02:49I'm starting to think Daniel was right.
01:02:52About what he said about you in the pub.
01:02:54Daniel said a lot of things about me.
01:02:57Being a dangerous liar.
01:02:59The poor boy is out of his mind.
01:03:03Well, I actually think you're lying about a lot of things.
01:03:09Right.
01:03:11Well...
01:03:11Do you know what I say to that?
01:03:16Don't push me, David.
01:03:20Because if you do, I could land you in a whole universe of trouble.
01:03:28Maybe you should go for a lie down, Ken.
01:03:30Does it hurt anywhere, Kenny, lad?
01:03:32Can you do that?
01:03:33Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
01:03:35You don't look fine to me.
01:03:36You look like you've been licked in the ring by Big Daddy.
01:03:40You was a wrestler.
01:03:41You've not been the same since Megan got arrested.
01:03:44And you found out what she really was.
01:03:46That was a sick stunt that you pulled.
01:03:48Aye, but it did the trick, didn't it?
01:03:50Wake up, Daniel.
01:03:51If you make this your rock bottom, then he only weighs up.
01:03:55Dad, I'm so sorry.
01:03:57I'd like you to leave now.
01:04:00But...
01:04:01Just go, and grow up.
01:04:04Think you'd be able to manage that?
01:04:06Because whatever you're doing isn't working,
01:04:08and I refuse to be caught in the crossfire.
01:04:11Dad, come on, please.
01:04:12I said go, and I meant it.
01:04:17Well, I need to get Bertie.
01:04:20Go home.
01:04:22Sleep off your shame.
01:04:24And we'll bring him to you later.
01:04:38Alright.
01:04:38I love you.
01:04:40Oh, hey, any news?
01:04:42Oh, yes.
01:04:42Got a match.
01:04:43What, already? On Todd's phone?
01:04:45Yep.
01:04:46There's a match on the fingerprints.
01:04:47Right, let me see.
01:05:00Come on, Brodie, get a move on, are you gonna be late?
01:05:03Yes, Mum.
01:05:05Aw, it's the first time you've ever called me that.
01:05:08I was being sarcastic.
01:05:10Well, he's nothing to be ashamed of.
01:05:12We know how fond you are of us.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:14And you could always call Tim Dad, if you like,
01:05:17cos you want mine, will you, Tim?
01:05:18No, of course not, son.
01:05:19I was winding you up.
01:05:21We're winding you up.
01:05:23Honestly, you kids,
01:05:24you think you're the only ones who can have a bit of fun.
01:05:29Oh, hi, Lisa.
01:05:32Is everything all right?
01:05:34Sorry, Sal, not a social call.
01:05:36Brodie McKayley's that I'm arresting you on suspicion of theft.
01:05:39Oh, I haven't done anything.
01:05:41You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence
01:05:43if you do not mention when questioned,
01:05:45something which later would lie in court.
01:05:46Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
01:05:48Why are you taking the mic?
01:05:50Oh, my days.
01:05:52You know the drill.
01:05:55You've all behaved appallingly, Daniel included.
01:05:59I mean, that poor child.
01:06:00That poor child could have burnt the flat down
01:06:03whilst Daniel was comatose on the sofa.
01:06:05I can hear you two from outside.
01:06:08I've had this ever since he woke up.
01:06:11Look, I know you don't approve of what we did.
01:06:14Which was tough love, by the way.
01:06:16Something your generation doesn't stop banging on about.
01:06:19Kidnapping a child is not tough love.
01:06:21We didn't kidnap him.
01:06:22The young boy was wandering the streets.
01:06:23Anything could have happened to him.
01:06:25Listen, we can argue the rights and the wrongs of this
01:06:27till the cows come home.
01:06:29But the fact is, Daniel is spiralling out of control
01:06:32and now he's neglecting Bertie.
01:06:34So, Team Barlow, what are we going to do about it?
01:06:45Can you at least wait for your sister?
01:06:47What for?
01:06:48Honestly, I would have loved a sister to walk to school with me.
01:06:52Chat about the day ahead.
01:06:54You could discuss the latest fashions.
01:06:56Oh, they call those a good old days, do they?
01:06:58Hey, Sam, why don't you walk with him?
01:07:00Why don't you concentrate on your own walking arrangements
01:07:03and I will handle mine?
01:07:04Honestly.
01:07:05Who on that flipping phone?
01:07:07Oh, the curse of Gen Z.
01:07:09Gen Z? Get you trendy, Dad.
01:07:11Centrist, Dad. I'm proud of it.
01:07:13Sam, why don't you catch her up?
01:07:14We don't really hang much at the moment.
01:07:16Really?
01:07:17That's a shame. You two used to be thick as thieves.
01:07:20Yeah. She's all about will these days.
01:07:23Hey, well, why don't you come to ours for your tea, eh?
01:07:26Give you a chance to have a catch-up.
01:07:28That's very kind, thank you.
01:07:30Don't forget, it's Bethany's birthday tea at the bistro later, yeah?
01:07:33Oh, that's nice.
01:07:35Well, bit of a last-minute save, actually.
01:07:37Sarah had forgotten all about it,
01:07:38so we got a frantic call from her first thing.
01:07:40Arrange something, arrange something.
01:07:42Yeah, what are the downsides of having your own restaurant?
01:07:45You're the first port of call when the family want her knees up.
01:07:47Yeah, free food and drink, that's the main attraction for our lot.
01:07:50I could only imagine how my mum and Les would have treated the place.
01:07:53Yeah, probably just drank the place dry.
01:07:55And caused loads of fights.
01:07:57Please, Dad. Can I see hope instead?
01:07:59We've both got loads of revision.
01:08:01I'm like Bethany cares whether I'm there or not.
01:08:03Okay, we'll just pop your head in later, will you?
01:08:05Lovely. See you after Sam.
01:08:07Oh, I'd hate to think of those two losing their friendship.
01:08:11Oh, yeah.
01:08:12And, listen, let me tell you, the last thing I need is my hope getting involved with Will.
01:08:17So has Adam signed the papers yet?
01:08:19I mean, I'd like to keep things in family if we can.
01:08:22That's the problem. Mixing business and family, he's kind of got a policy.
01:08:30What, so he doesn't want to represent me?
01:08:33So, how are you finding our little community?
01:08:36Idris.
01:08:38Oh, very, very friendly, yeah. Everyone seems to know everyone else.
01:08:42As well as everyone's business.
01:08:43And what they don't know, they make up.
01:08:45Spoken like a true philosopher.
01:08:48I've never been called that before.
01:08:51Oh, you told me what happened with Berta.
01:08:53Oh, not now, eh, Kirk?
01:08:54Yeah, now.
01:08:55Look, this is a cafe, not a cage fight, so if you're gonna scrap.
01:08:58I left him with you, like an idiot.
01:09:00If the dunce cap fits.
01:09:01If you were gonna get so drunk, that's your business.
01:09:03I could've took him with me. I was looking after the quads anyway.
01:09:07Daniel, I can see you're angry.
01:09:09Perceptive.
01:09:09I'm really sorry about what Adam did.
01:09:12Not sorry enough to tell me where my son was, though.
01:09:15I told him that it was cruel.
01:09:17I was going out of my mind.
01:09:18I was thinking all sorts of things.
01:09:20It wasn't Alia who let their kid wander about the street, mate.
01:09:23That was you.
01:09:24Can I get anyone anything?
01:09:27Camomile teas, perhaps?
01:09:29No, forget it, Roy.
01:09:31If you were Adam trying to take my son again, you'll regret it.
01:09:36Oh, hello.
01:09:37Do you know, I always look at the old lovely displays and think, I should splash out.
01:09:41But then I remember the prices.
01:09:43Oh, right.
01:09:44Well, shall I give you a little florist tip, if they're too pricey?
01:09:47Oh, yeah, go on.
01:09:49Don't buy them.
01:09:54Oh, Daniel.
01:09:55Just give me a second, will you?
01:09:56You're literally the last person I want to speak to right now.
01:09:59Oh, really?
01:10:00Because I would have thought that honour would go to Dad, seeing she nearly put him in A&E yesterday.
01:10:04He's all right.
01:10:05Isn't he?
01:10:06Still in one piece.
01:10:08But he's confused.
01:10:10He doesn't understand what's going on with you.
01:10:12He's worried about you.
01:10:13He's worried about Bertie.
01:10:14Well, he needn't be.
01:10:15Go and see him, eh?
01:10:17Put his mind at rest.
01:10:19Listen, why don't you pop in at lunchtime?
01:10:22It'd mean a lot to him.
01:10:31So, Graham Shaw's phone was found in a pawn shop with Braden Michaelis's fingerprints all over it.
01:10:37Anything on it?
01:10:38Forensics have tried to retrieve any data, but no luck.
01:10:41We've already got someone for this. Brody's nothing to do with it.
01:10:45How was Wales, DC Green?
01:10:47A bit drask, but...
01:10:49There's no need to cut your visit short.
01:10:51Obviously, you can't be anywhere near this, so...
01:10:55Let Lisa do her job, eh?
01:11:04And my mum completely forgot, you know.
01:11:06You should have seen her face this morning when Gran's birthday card showed up.
01:11:09Oh, she was mortified.
01:11:12So Gail can send a card from France and Sarah can't even make it to cabin?
01:11:16But she even used the line,
01:11:18Oh, we'll do cards and prezzies later.
01:11:20Can you believe that? I invented that line.
01:11:23That is my line.
01:11:23Yeah, I've used that one myself a few times.
01:11:27So, are you doing anything nice today, then?
01:11:28Well, I actually kept the day free because my mum hadn't said anything,
01:11:32so I thought she might have some big surprise planned.
01:11:34You know, biggest surprise was for Sarah when Postman came.
01:11:37Uncle Nick has saved the day anyway.
01:11:39We're having a flat family meal at the bistro.
01:11:41Ah, nice.
01:11:42Right, extra shot, extra hot.
01:11:44Don't say I'll never get you out.
01:11:47Maria gets a present and it's not even a birthday.
01:11:49Please, as if I'm bothered, it's not like I'm six.
01:11:51Oh, happy birthday, love.
01:11:53Sarah's in the doghouse because she forgot.
01:11:55What, and you're all surprised?
01:11:58It's not long since she got attacked, I'd cut her some slack.
01:12:02I've seen a bit.
01:12:05It rattled his cage.
01:12:07Is he joking?
01:12:08I'm allowed to slag her or she gave birth to me.
01:12:11Anyway, we've got our family meal later, that is something we can look forward to.
01:12:15Is it?
01:12:16And how did Todd Grimshaw's phone end up in your possession?
01:12:18I told you, I found it in a skip, then I sold it.
01:12:21That's why me fingerprints are all over it.
01:12:23Yeah, and there'll be loads of other fingerprints on it and all.
01:12:26Sally.
01:12:26Like the staff at the pawn shop or customers browsing.
01:12:29You don't really browse at a pawn shop.
01:12:32Well, I wouldn't know because I'm not in the habit of frequenting pawn shops.
01:12:36Sally, you can't keep chipping in like this.
01:12:38I explained your role as an appropriate adult before we started the interview.
01:12:41Well, you gaveled through it like you were doing the racing commentary.
01:12:44I had to use chat GPT in the end.
01:12:47Would you like me to explain anything you're unclear on?
01:12:49No, it's fine.
01:12:51Then I'll continue.
01:12:52Do you know, it's come to something when our local police force can't lay out the law properly
01:12:56I have to rely on some tech bro data farm in a desert a thousand miles away.
01:13:00Be told.
01:13:05Let's move on to the day in question, shall we?
01:13:07The day of Theo's murder.
01:13:09You remember that evening?
01:13:10Well, I'm sure you and Carla do. What a party that was!
01:13:14Sally, if this continues, I'm gonna have to reschedule this interview.
01:13:17Yeah, that's all right with me!
01:13:18Sit down!
01:13:25Where were you on the night of Theo's murder?
01:13:28I was looking after my sisters.
01:13:30At home.
01:13:31I can confirm.
01:13:35Well, it's funny that.
01:13:36Because we've got dash cam footage of you on Coronation Street.
01:13:40And not a kid in sight.
01:13:45My sister got ill after pinching a bottle of Sally's wine.
01:13:48So I went to get her a kebab.
01:13:51She did what?
01:13:52Oh, it's just a trick for me.
01:13:54Chesney can confirm.
01:14:03What's he doing here?
01:14:04I want to help.
01:14:05We all do.
01:14:06Help?
01:14:07After what you put me through?
01:14:08You need all the help you can get, Daniel.
01:14:11State of you already and you've only just walked in.
01:14:15I'm here to talk to Dad. The two of you can go.
01:14:18I asked them to be here.
01:14:21When you're like this, Daniel, you're not yourself.
01:14:25And after yesterday...
01:14:29So what? You're scared to be alone with me.
01:14:32Can you blame him?
01:14:33You hurt him.
01:14:35And it's only blind luck we're having this conversation here
01:14:38and not around a hospital bed.
01:14:41We just want a conversation, Daniel.
01:14:44Please.
01:14:57You do not take my son without my permission.
01:15:01You were comatose.
01:15:04Bertie almost burns the kitchen down there.
01:15:05He takes a stroll down the cobbles.
01:15:07He could have been killed.
01:15:09Or worse.
01:15:10What's worse than being killed?
01:15:11You're not taking this seriously.
01:15:13Bertie within your care.
01:15:16And just think about how badly Dad could have been hurt yesterday.
01:15:19I know.
01:15:20I feel awful about that.
01:15:22You feel awful about a lot of things, don't you?
01:15:24But that's not going to help the next time Bertie has an accident
01:15:26or you whack Grandad again.
01:15:28And if you hadn't stuck your nose in trying to teach me a lesson,
01:15:30none of this would have happened.
01:15:31If I hadn't stuck my nose in, your son could have been under the wheels of a bus.
01:15:35Are you joking?
01:15:38This is what we're talking about, you idiot!
01:15:44Daniel!
01:15:52What happened?
01:15:53I sold a phone I found, that's all.
01:15:55Well, that doesn't sound too bad.
01:15:57Yeah, I don't know.
01:15:59Oh, yeah, that sounds bad, that does.
01:16:01Well, it's just that the phone that you found just happens to be Todd's.
01:16:05Oh.
01:16:06Which means this is all part of the murder investigation.
01:16:10Oh, blimey.
01:16:10Yeah, you got me, son.
01:16:12I murdered.
01:16:13Deal.
01:16:14Nobody's saying you did, you stupid boy.
01:16:17But it just means this won't be the last of it.
01:16:20Unless you enjoy being hauled into police stations willy-nilly.
01:16:25Well, I hope you learned your lesson.
01:16:27About what?
01:16:29Oh, let's get out of here.
01:16:31And when we get home, we'll have a little talk about your definition of the term babysitting.
01:16:36Babysitting.
01:16:44Looks like she doesn't take any prisoners.
01:16:47Mind.
01:16:49Doesn't look like we do, either, in this case.
01:16:52Have you got anything useful?
01:16:55Is a skip where he found the phone a clue or a red herring?
01:16:59What way, ma'am?
01:17:01Well, it claims he found it in a skip outside of Windus' yard.
01:17:04Which is also on the way to the tram station.
01:17:07Lots of football.
01:17:10Was it choked there for convenience or to throw us off the scent?
01:17:13If I were Windus, my line would be
01:17:16as if I'm gonna choke an incriminating phone directly outside my own yard.
01:17:21Yeah.
01:17:22That worried me, too.
01:17:33I made it myself.
01:17:35Yeah, you can tell.
01:17:36It's my very favourite one.
01:17:38Thanks, Harry.
01:17:39And that's from me.
01:17:40Ooh!
01:17:42Aw, Mum, you shouldn't have.
01:17:45Wish you nearly didn't.
01:17:47Hashtag last-minute gifts.
01:17:49Since when did you start saying hashtag?
01:17:51It's my new thing.
01:17:52Yeah, well, it's already old.
01:17:54Oh, and thank you, Uncle Nick and Toya, for organising that birthday meal.
01:17:58It's our pleasure.
01:17:59Yeah, Sam sends his apologies.
01:18:01He's having a homework session with Hope.
01:18:03Happy birthday!
01:18:05Oh, thanks.
01:18:07You're welcome.
01:18:08Oh, good, there's food left.
01:18:10I'm starved.
01:18:11Right, budge up.
01:18:13Sorry I'm late.
01:18:14Oh, don't worry about it.
01:18:15Auntie Sarah only managed to get her present under the wire.
01:18:18Can everyone just get off me back?
01:18:19I've had a traumatic head injury.
01:18:21That old chestnut.
01:18:23Anyway, we're all here now, so...
01:18:26Have you heard about Daniel?
01:18:28He had a right kick-off in the car.
01:18:30Well, he's not in a good place at the moment.
01:18:32Yeah, I know how he feels.
01:18:33I'm missing tipping point for this.
01:18:35He's just so paranoid at the moment.
01:18:37Firing accusations at everyone, even me.
01:18:44Oh, Jodie.
01:18:45I love it.
01:18:47Oh, it's dead posh, that.
01:18:48I might have to borrow it.
01:18:50Thank you, it's gorgeous.
01:18:53So, any news on the big murder?
01:18:57Why don't we choose a more cheerful subject?
01:18:59You know, because it's a birthday party.
01:19:00Yeah, we've got little ears here.
01:19:02I'll catch whoever did it soon enough.
01:19:03Yeah, throw away the key, hopefully.
01:19:05Well, it must be great, you know,
01:19:07having your fella in the task force, getting all the gossip.
01:19:11Task force?
01:19:12It's Kit and Lisa in a panda car.
01:19:15I bet they've got loads of people to get through from the wedding.
01:19:18All that CCTV.
01:19:20Darling, I'm really sorry.
01:19:22I'm going to have to shoot off.
01:19:23I'm not feeling too good.
01:19:24Hey, do you want us to walk you home?
01:19:25David, walk your sister home.
01:19:26Oh, no, don't be daft.
01:19:27If I get lost, I'll call the Sherpa.
01:19:29Right, come on, Harry.
01:19:31No, no, Harry can stay.
01:19:32We've not seen him in ages.
01:19:33You can come back with me.
01:19:35OK, cool, thank you.
01:19:36Right, do not eat all the cake, OK?
01:19:38Yes!
01:19:39Right, happy birthday.
01:19:40I'm really sorry.
01:19:41I'll see yous all later.
01:19:43What?
01:19:44I'll go, shall I?
01:19:46Men.
01:19:59Please do come in.
01:20:01I used Dad's key.
01:20:02Didn't want one of those embarrassing, shouty conversations via intercom.
01:20:07You ambushed me earlier.
01:20:08Well, maybe we think you're worth ambushing.
01:20:12Listen, I know what Adam did was wrong, and I can't help feeling partially responsible.
01:20:16Partially?
01:20:17Adam said it was your idea.
01:20:20I mean, there's no point arguing over whose idea it was.
01:20:23Well, mission accomplished.
01:20:24I feel miserable knowing that I'm the worst dad on the planet.
01:20:26Oh, well, cut yourself some slack.
01:20:29It's a big planet.
01:20:35Yes?
01:20:38Hello, I'm from Children's Services.
01:20:40I need to speak to Daniel Oldsport.
01:20:44I'm nearly 16 years old.
01:20:46I don't need you arranging play dates for me.
01:20:47Just don't be so rude to your guest.
01:20:49He's not my guest.
01:20:50You invited him.
01:20:50I thought it would be nice for him to come and have a little bit of tea at our house.
01:20:53Well, you enjoy your tea with him then, cos I'm off out.
01:20:55Where?
01:20:56Me and Will going to see a movie.
01:20:57No, you are not.
01:20:58Yes, I am.
01:20:59You can't control me like this.
01:21:00I can't, and I will.
01:21:01I am so sorry about this, Sam's sweetheart.
01:21:03Oh, stop showing me up like this.
01:21:12She's not happy.
01:21:16You saw her on that.
01:21:18Fizz knows as well as you and I how dangerous Will is.
01:21:23Question is, what are you going to do about it?
01:21:35Hey.
01:21:36Hiya.
01:21:37Didn't know you were sleeping.
01:21:38Did I wake you up?
01:21:38Oh, don't.
01:21:39Don't be down.
01:21:40It's fine.
01:21:40I thought you was at that birthday thing with Beth and her.
01:21:43I was.
01:21:44I'm not feeling very good, to be honest.
01:21:46So I just got an early dart.
01:21:48When did she get back?
01:21:50This morning.
01:21:52I had to go straight to the station.
01:21:56Right.
01:21:58So Alicia's arrested Brodie over a phone that he's found and sold on to a pawnbroker's
01:22:03in the precinct.
01:22:05Turns out it was Todd's.
01:22:07Wow.
01:22:09Did they find anything useful?
01:22:11Any fingerprints or anything?
01:22:12Sarah, I can't say.
01:22:14Oh, no.
01:22:14Sorry.
01:22:15I can't even have anything to do with it because he's my son.
01:22:20I just nipped to Sally and Tim's to get some details.
01:22:25Fancy a bowl of pasta?
01:22:27I'm starving.
01:22:27Yeah.
01:22:28Come on, please.
01:22:29I'll just have a little bit.
01:22:29Thanks.
01:22:32It's weird, though.
01:22:34Brodie said he found the phone in a skip outside the builder's yard.
01:22:39Do you believe him?
01:22:41I know when he's lying.
01:22:43I mean, he's fessed up about selling it.
01:22:45What's the point of lying about where he found it?
01:22:49Oh, you've got me doing it again.
01:22:50Spilling my guts about a case.
01:22:53Do you think Maria would lie to give Gary an alibi?
01:22:58No.
01:23:00No, not about something that serious.
01:23:04You wouldn't lie for me.
01:23:07I have done.
01:23:13There we go.
01:23:17Thank you kindly.
01:23:20There's not many solicitors, I know, that turn down business.
01:23:24Oh, it's, you know, it's just complicated with Ali.
01:23:26It could be a conflict of interest.
01:23:28I'm sure you get it.
01:23:28Well, no, not really.
01:23:30It's like what my mum used to say.
01:23:32Principles are fine until you need to pay the gas bill.
01:23:35Hm.
01:23:41There.
01:23:41Oh, what a gent.
01:23:43There's supposed to be my round.
01:23:46Well, there's an old tradition that says you should never accept a drink from someone
01:23:49older than your father.
01:23:50Ah.
01:23:51Never heard that.
01:23:52Oh, yeah.
01:23:52I just made it up.
01:23:54Cheers, cheers.
01:23:55Kirk was just saying about Daniel kicking off him always.
01:23:58If he wanted to get murdered, fine.
01:24:00But I was sitting in the quads anyway.
01:24:02I could have had him easier.
01:24:03Yeah, me too.
01:24:04It's not like he's short of family to look after.
01:24:06Do you not think that Sarah seems a bit off?
01:24:09Like, she's just been a bit distant recently, hasn't she?
01:24:13Bethany said the same thing.
01:24:15Well, she just got her head caved in and her best mate's husband got murdered.
01:24:19I'd be a bit distant, wouldn't you?
01:24:23He was pretty angry.
01:24:24I've not seen him like that before.
01:24:26Oh, I have.
01:24:27Can we leave the subject of Daniel for today?
01:24:30Sorry, sorry.
01:24:31Am I intruding?
01:24:32I realise this is family business.
01:24:34No, no, no, no.
01:24:35Please forgive me.
01:24:36I didn't mean that at all.
01:24:37No, no.
01:24:37Sit down.
01:24:38Right, come on then.
01:24:39Which one of you was it?
01:24:42What are you talking about?
01:24:43The social worker that I've just spent the best part of an afternoon with.
01:24:47Says they got a call.
01:24:48Typical counsel though, that, isn't it?
01:24:50Takes them two years to fix a portal.
01:24:51Some nosy neighbour makes an anonymous complaint.
01:24:54Well, I had nothing to do with it.
01:24:56Nor me.
01:24:57I tried to teach you a lesson a different way.
01:24:59Yeah, a fairly moronic way.
01:25:00Oh, you've made your disapproval of what he did quite clear.
01:25:03But you see, I think that going to the social services is much more up your street.
01:25:07Was it you?
01:25:08Of course not.
01:25:09I really hope you know me better than that.
01:25:11What about you?
01:25:12You seem to have a lot to say for yourself earlier, didn't you?
01:25:16I was defending Alia.
01:25:17Besides which, I barely know you so why would I care?
01:25:21Please don't tell me it was you, Kirk.
01:25:23Get a grip.
01:25:25This isn't the ending of an Agatha Christie film where you go around all the suspects in the drawing room.
01:25:29More importantly, what did social services say?
01:25:33Oh, we have to do an assessment.
01:25:35Yeah.
01:25:36Hours of interviews, home visits, red tape.
01:25:39Do you think that's going to be fun for Bertie?
01:25:41For me?
01:25:42Could be a positive thing.
01:25:44Positive thing.
01:25:45There speaks a man who's never cared about anybody else in his life.
01:25:49He's my son.
01:25:51He's my son.
01:25:53And one of you is trying to take him away from me.
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