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Jersey Shore: Family Vacation - Season 9 Episode 4 - The Mayor of Tendie Town
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00:09I could use a New England clam chowder.
00:12We are in Boston because Pauly has a show this weekend.
00:15I'm in Boston this time of year!
00:17Dee's like, let's go get some corn dogs and family.
00:20You've become a bougie little shit.
00:23You're at the iconic Cheers Bar.
00:25Pauly!
00:27Hell.
00:28Whoever doesn't crack the egg, the longest wins.
00:31Bitch, why aren't you here in Boston?
00:33Are you okay?
00:34I don't know if it's morning sickness or what,
00:36but being that Sammy is the only one that knows my secret,
00:39is everything okay?
00:40No, not at all.
00:42She's definitely the one I'm gonna lean on here.
00:43Why don't you support her?
00:44All right, see you in a little. Bye.
00:48Yeah, buddy!
00:51Pauly's here!
00:53The situation is under construction.
00:55This might not have been the best idea.
00:58We're so classy now.
01:28On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
01:30A deep question.
01:31What do eggs eat in the morning?
01:34You know?
01:34Because we usually eat you.
01:37Morning!
01:38We're gonna have a good day today.
01:39I'm gonna take good care of you.
01:42Oh my God!
01:46Let's get ready, Ash.
01:47I love when everybody is on board with my plans,
01:50and I think it's gonna be really interesting
01:52to see who cracks their eggs first.
01:55I'm egg-cited!
01:57Oh my gosh, that was lame.
01:59Whatever.
02:00Oh God.
02:01Where's my egg?
02:03Oh my God.
02:04Katie?
02:05Katie?
02:07Katie?
02:08Where's this bitch?
02:09Day?
02:10Katie's lost!
02:11She got kidnapped, I need an Amber Alert.
02:14Did you take my egg?
02:15I did not take your egg.
02:16You took Katie.
02:17Why would I fucking take Katie?
02:19Because she's cute.
02:20There's so many possibilities.
02:22Like, did she grow legs and walk away?
02:23Did Dina sabotage my egg?
02:25Because she lost, so she didn't want me to win.
02:27Somebody grabbed her and took her
02:29in the middle of the night.
02:30My egg could've got abducted by aliens.
02:32A ghost could've came and, like, stole her.
02:35Where the fuck is she?
02:37A kidnapper.
02:38Should we call the police?
02:40If you have Katie, my egg, please give her back.
02:43I'm freaking out.
02:47I lost.
02:48Oh my God, Nicole, here she is.
02:50What?
02:51You put her in the tissue case.
02:56She's safe, you guys.
02:57Another day to live.
02:59Thanks, Z.
03:00I thought I had to call the police.
03:01Seems like I'm not as strong as I thought
03:03it was feeling so low.
03:05Out of the pain, out of the misery, into the light.
03:08I'm just not feeling myself.
03:10Some stuff's happening with me, um, in my pregnancy
03:13and I don't know what's going on.
03:16And I don't even know what to do.
03:19How are you?
03:20I'm all right.
03:21I'm not the best.
03:22Well, what's going on?
03:23I'm not feeling good.
03:24Ange.
03:25So you went through a lot of shit, right?
03:27Yeah.
03:28So with me, like, I am spotting.
03:31You think something's wrong?
03:33I don't know.
03:33I'm wearing a pad right now.
03:35If you're wearing a pad right now, like, I'm a little concerned.
03:39That, to me, makes me a little nervous.
03:41Really?
03:43Ange has no guidance in her life to tell her exactly what she needs to do.
03:46I'm, like, a person that doesn't know any of this stuff.
03:49I'm going to be honest with you.
03:50When I, like, miscarried chemical pregnancy, I was spotting right away
03:57and then it was, like, just, it happened.
03:58So to me, like, I'm, like, getting, like, a little bit concerned for you.
04:02Like, I don't want to think the worst.
04:03But for your own peace of mind, go to the ER.
04:06They're going to just check and you can see what's going on.
04:09All right.
04:10You got this.
04:12Yeah.
04:13I know I have to get checked out.
04:15That's why I didn't want to tell anybody yet.
04:17I am definitely scared about what I might find out.
04:29How are you?
04:30How you guys doing?
04:31Yo.
04:32Oh, there you are.
04:32Where's the meatballs?
04:33There she is. D?
04:34Yeah, I'm coming.
04:36Careful.
04:37Hey, Ron.
04:37Whoa, look at this spread.
04:39Oh, okay.
04:39Oh, we got fruit.
04:40Oh, bacon, egg, and cheese.
04:42Is that egg whites?
04:42Look, we're eating our pigs.
04:43Oh, my God.
04:45We're eating our kids.
04:46Mike, sorry.
04:47There's no hot dogs here.
04:48That's going to haunt you.
04:49You know what?
04:49Pictures or it didn't happen.
04:51Oh.
04:52Pretty sure.
04:53I'm pretty sure I have a picture right here of it happening.
04:56Ah.
04:57Okay.
04:57Listen.
04:58No one's going to see it.
04:59No one's going to see it.
05:00I'm pretty sure they have it on the Jumbotron at the Fenway Park.
05:05On repeat.
05:06We're going to throw eggplants at your face today.
05:08He's a wicked pisser, man.
05:11Guys, just don't eat too much because there might be something fun we're doing later where
05:16there'll be plenty of food.
05:18Oh, you heard that, Mike?
05:19All right.
05:19Nice tease, Jenny.
05:21Thanks, Vin.
05:22This morning I was looking for coffee and I passed this, like, flyer that says it's the
05:2850th anniversary of the Chicken Tendies.
05:30Welcome to Tendie Town.
05:3250 years of Tendies, the official chicken tender capital of the world.
05:36This is meant to be.
05:38Oh, wow.
05:38Yo, Tendies is my specialty.
05:40Let me get the Tendies and the pickles.
05:42Okay.
05:42Oh, my goodness.
05:43More Tendies?
05:44Yeah, right here.
05:44I can't turn down the Tendies.
05:46Can I bring Tendies on the tank?
05:48No.
05:49Okay.
05:49Can we make a reservation or is it just walk-in?
05:52That's not a problem at all.
05:54Jenny, hopefully that surprise includes more food because I'm hungry.
05:57Maybe.
05:57You don't have to get dressed up.
05:59You can be in your comfies.
06:00So active wear?
06:01Active wear, comfy wear, jeans.
06:04Dina.
06:05Me and Dina have a surprise.
06:06Us meatballs do not wear jeans.
06:09If you're like short and stumpy, you look terrible in jeans.
06:12They don't fit right.
06:14They're tight in the crotch.
06:15Yeah, I look like a potato.
06:16Your butt looks nice.
06:17But like me and Dina have been talking about wearing jeans.
06:20Should we do a meatball jean night?
06:23Yeah, we should wear our jeans and really show them.
06:26Yeah.
06:27It's just like something out of this world, like so crazy.
06:30Everybody has to bring their eggs.
06:32Don't forget.
06:33Oh, the fucking eggs.
06:33Katie.
06:34You have to bring your eggs all day.
06:35So yeah.
06:36Are your eggs ready?
06:37I'm still in jammies, so.
06:38All right.
06:39Let's do this.
06:39All right.
06:39Let's go team.
06:40Don't bring snacks.
06:42Okay.
06:44Okay.
06:45I'm going to wear the jeans.
06:46We're going to wear the jeans.
06:47Okay.
06:48This is a big deal for me and Dina.
06:50I'm scared actually.
06:52Anytime I wear jeans, everyone says something about it.
06:54Oh my God.
06:55You're in jeans.
06:56You're wearing jeans.
06:57Oh my God.
06:58What size did you get?
06:59I got a small.
07:00Oh, it's mine.
07:01You got a small?
07:02Yeah, because I want to be...
07:03I got a medium.
07:05So I feel like since we've never really worn jeans, I feel like the roommates are going
07:09to freak out.
07:10Like why are you wearing jeans?
07:12To meatballs and jeans.
07:13To meatballs and jeans.
07:14To meatballs and jeans.
07:15If I look like a roly poly potato, I'm taking them off.
07:18We actually have the perfect attire for the egg today.
07:23We have our egg here.
07:24We got our bag.
07:26My egg.
07:28Stupid fucking egg.
07:30All right, little Frankie.
07:31Take you with me.
07:32I'm going to bring your chair.
07:33I know.
07:35Where's your egg?
07:36Still intact?
07:37Yeah.
07:38All right.
07:39Judge!
07:40Got your egg?
07:41Yeah.
07:41I got a little chair for him that I bring him with.
07:44Oh, nice.
07:45Oh.
07:46Oof.
07:47I almost just broke it.
07:50D, you ready?
07:51Yeah, are you?
07:52Yeah.
07:53One.
07:54Two.
07:55Three.
07:58You!
07:59You look sexy.
08:00You look cute.
08:01So do you.
08:02I feel like my butt looks really big.
08:03Let me see.
08:04You have a nice butt though.
08:05Let me see.
08:05You have a great ass thing.
08:07Oh my God.
08:08She looks gorgeous.
08:09We look great.
08:10Really?
08:10Yes.
08:11Just come in.
08:12Come in.
08:14Wait, you're...
08:15Are you in jeans?
08:16Oh my God.
08:17This never happens.
08:18First off, you have like the hottest legs.
08:22We have hot legs?
08:23Like, yeah.
08:24I feel very self-conscious.
08:26No, her ass looks...
08:27You know I don't have an ass.
08:27Your ass is like one of the most phenomenal things I've ever seen.
08:30Look at her ass.
08:30Come on.
08:31She's so scared.
08:31Look at her shit on this.
08:32We're gonna wear the shit out of these jeans today and we're gonna have a day.
08:36I hope Vinny doesn't make fun at us.
08:38Yeah, don't say anything.
08:39Let's see if the boys notice.
08:40Yeah, let's just walk in.
08:40You ready?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Here we go.
08:43Remember, Kim K paid for it.
08:45Yeah.
08:45My boots don't even zipper all the way.
08:47So those cheddar biscuits...
08:49Can't.
08:50Oh God, Vinny's gonna make fun at me.
08:53What's up ladies?
08:54Hey.
08:54Oh ladies, what's up?
08:55Hi.
08:56We've missed you guys.
08:57They look like they're up to something.
08:58I know.
08:59Yup.
09:04Oh my God.
09:06No one gives a fuck.
09:07Are you guys kidding?
09:09How rude.
09:11I thought us walking in, it would be so dramatic.
09:14Like you're wearing jeans.
09:17We're wearing jeans.
09:19So you got on jeans.
09:20Congratulations.
09:21Now what?
09:21Like I thought it was gonna be like groundbreaking and nobody gives a shit.
09:25We just are out of our comfort zone.
09:27Because we don't wear jeans.
09:28Because we don't wear jeans.
09:30You guys are wearing pants.
09:32Who gives a fuck?
09:33Alright.
09:34I thought there'd be a bigger reaction.
09:47Fuck my life.
09:49Oh my God.
09:53There's so much going through my mind.
09:55Hello.
09:56Hey.
09:57Hey.
09:58How are you?
09:59Eh.
10:00Not the best.
10:01Talk to me.
10:02What's going on?
10:03I think I have to go to the doctors.
10:05I don't love going to the doctors.
10:07But I know that I have to go.
10:10And I am so frightened.
10:11Something's wrong.
10:13100%.
10:13You're gonna have to go.
10:14I'm worried about what's gonna happen.
10:17I'm the most scared to lose my child.
10:20I'm the most scared to lose my child and then not be able to get pregnant again ever again.
10:27Do you want me to call?
10:29Yeah.
10:30Okay.
10:31We'll go together.
10:33All I want is a family and it's like so close.
10:36Like I'm right here.
10:37Like I feel like I'm like touching and touching and touching and I have it and I have it and
10:42I have it.
10:42And it's like, what now?
10:44It's not easy.
10:46Trust me.
10:47What if it's, what if it's gone?
10:49What if I, what if it's gonna be taken from me?
10:52All right.
10:52Love you.
10:53Love you too.
10:54Bye.
10:56Life.
11:12This is not good.
11:16Oh my God.
11:20What is happening?
11:21Tender Town.
11:22It's like, what the fuck?
11:24Pick some noise for chicken tendies, baby.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Welcome to Tender Town.
11:29Hi Samantha.
11:30I wish I could be with you guys.
11:32Have you talked to Ange at all?
11:33No.
11:34Have you talked to her?
11:34No.
11:35My acting skills are horrible right now.
11:37I'm just trying to play it off.
11:38It is freaking awkward.
11:39I don't even know.
11:49Guys, I don't know about you, but I'm getting hungry.
11:56Let's see what the day has in store for us.
11:58About that time.
11:58Let's go.
11:59Can't tell ya.
11:59Where are we going?
12:00Can't tell ya.
12:01Do I need to bring cash or should I bring some Quattas?
12:03We're not staying in Boston.
12:05Whoa.
12:08Today is a monumental day because the 50th anniversary of the chicken tendies here.
12:15How you doing?
12:15Pretty good.
12:16Mike doesn't know that I'm taking everyone to like a town where they made the first tendies.
12:23The meatballs will go in the back.
12:24Tell you what, I know those thighs are squeezing through.
12:26This is perfect.
12:34Oh shit.
12:36My egg.
12:37That was almost a problem right there.
12:39Is your egg okay?
12:40Yeah, no.
12:41I wasn't looking and my cup was like pointed that way and my egg was falling out.
12:45I don't know.
12:46What effect are we going?
12:48I still can't grasp the fact that the chicken tendies only 50 years old.
12:51For some reason I'm literally thinking like in the stone age they had chicken tendies.
12:56But I feel like this will be iconic for Mike and we need to make this happen.
13:00So how far is the ride we're going to?
13:03Look at the GPS.
13:04Oh shit.
13:05Is that two hours?
13:06It's almost two hours.
13:08Wait, it's two hours away now?
13:10Yeah.
13:11Well, 60 plus 60 is 120 and we're down to 108.
13:17That's one hour and eight minutes Mike.
13:19Oh really?
13:20Yeah.
13:20Oh right.
13:21It's not a hundred and eight minutes.
13:23Okay.
13:24Yeah.
13:24Okay.
13:25It's okay.
13:26Okay.
13:35Hello?
13:36Hey.
13:36I just saw Angelina.
13:37She basically said she's not feeling good pregnancy wise.
13:41I was like, listen, I'm not, we're going to think positive, but I'm like, I know when there's
13:45something wrong with me, I call my doctor and he's like, come in and we get, we check everything.
13:49I'm like, yeah, I was not expecting that at all.
13:52Like now I'm like, I'm getting like, Oh, everything's okay.
14:09Hey, we're here.
14:10Oh my God.
14:11We're here.
14:11What is this place?
14:15So this morning and I saw a brochure.
14:18Okay.
14:19And it said the 50th anniversary of the creation of the chicken tendy.
14:23Holy shit.
14:25You get to see the original creation of where it all started.
14:29Oh my goodness.
14:29This is your moment.
14:30This is really cool.
14:32This is where the chicken tendy was created.
14:35Oh, wow.
14:37We are at tender town.
14:39Let's go.
14:40There's also a mayor of Tendytown.
14:42The mayor's here.
14:43Yeah.
14:44Oh snap.
14:45Oh, it's a party.
14:47Here you go.
14:48Here you go.
14:49Here you go.
14:49What is happening?
14:51Tendertown.
14:53Tendertown.
14:55Tendertown.
14:56Tendertown.
14:57Welcome.
14:58Welcome.
14:59What the fuck?
15:01Oh, there's a bar.
15:03Welcome.
15:04Holy shit.
15:06I am walking into, I don't even know.
15:09I'm pretty sure I can make a horror movie out of this.
15:12I am the mayor of Tendertown.
15:15Let's fucking go.
15:17Amazing.
15:18Yeah.
15:18So happy that you guys could make it.
15:20So cool.
15:20Let's go.
15:20We're excited.
15:21Wait, are you the chicken tendy townie?
15:24Or what?
15:25I'm the mayor of Tendertown.
15:27We're all starving and excited.
15:29I'm taking it all in like, are you the mayor of the town?
15:33Or just the actual tendy?
15:35So many questions.
15:37Thank you so much.
15:37You're one of us today.
15:38All right, cool.
15:39There's a table.
15:40There's a table of eight waiting for you.
15:42What the hell?
15:48Oh, the word.
15:49This was not what I was expecting.
15:51Oh my God.
15:52Look, it's Henry Mayer.
15:53We are here to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the chicken tender.
15:58What?
15:58What is this?
15:59Where are we?
16:00Yes.
16:03And we're doing it in the birthplace of the chicken tender, Manchester, New Hampshire,
16:07the chicken tender capital of the world.
16:11Yes.
16:12Let's make some noise for chicken tendies, baby.
16:15Yeah!
16:16Welcome to Tendertown.
16:17Great day to be alive, Mike.
16:19Let's do it, guys.
16:26Look at how we're going.
16:28This definitely wasn't what I was expecting for the 50-year anniversary of a chicken tendy.
16:33Like, I'm impressed.
16:34Come on, Vinny.
16:36Come on, get up.
16:38Come on, Kate.
16:39I mean, honestly, I have no idea what town we're in.
16:42I have no bra on.
16:43What state we're in.
16:44I got no bra on today.
16:46But obviously, they love doing the chicken dance here.
16:49Like, do it!
16:51Everyone looks so ridiculous.
16:53Leave me alone.
16:54I'm just taking it all in.
17:03Let's make some noise, Manchester!
17:10Tendertown!
17:11Tendertown!
17:12Tendertown!
17:13Tendertown!
17:13Tendertown!
17:14We are starving.
17:15Can we do a bunch of chicken?
17:17Yes, yes.
17:17He's got to experience all of them.
17:19Perfect.
17:19I'm just going to order everything on the menu.
17:28Okay, the moment of truth is happening right now.
17:31All right.
17:32One bite.
17:33One bite.
17:45That's a 10.
17:46That's a 10.
17:48Magical.
17:49Okay.
17:50Wow, that's good.
17:51Tender.
17:52Wow.
17:53Juicy.
17:54Wow.
17:55Crunchy.
17:56Oh, wow.
17:57Perfection.
17:58Oh, my God.
17:58What is that?
17:59Is that cheese sauce?
17:59Oh, my God.
18:00Oh, my God.
18:01Is that...
18:01Oh, my God.
18:03Bring the ranch over here.
18:05Falands of ranch dressing and honey mustard.
18:08Okay.
18:09You had me at hello.
18:11All right.
18:12All right.
18:12All right.
18:12All right.
18:13Check what's happening.
18:14Check what's happening.
18:16Thank you so much.
18:18Oh, boy.
18:19Oh, wow.
18:22This is one of the best tendies I've ever had.
18:26100.
18:26Yeah.
18:27Should we do a lemon drop shot?
18:29Meatballs are going to the bar.
18:30It's going to be a night.
18:32Buckle up.
18:32I never take shots anymore.
18:34Cheers.
18:36Cheers.
18:37I'll do a shot for you.
18:38Let's go take a shot.
18:40Shots.
18:41Get the fuck up.
18:44Oh, my God, Dina.
18:45But I'm like, you know what?
18:46We're in Boston.
18:48Are you guys moms out, too?
18:50I love that.
18:51We don't have to, like, take care of the kids.
18:54Do you notice we're wearing jeans?
18:55We never wear jeans.
18:56My mom does.
18:57We don't have to, like, make dinner and do everything.
18:59You guys, these are not shots.
19:01These are triple shots.
19:02Yeah, these are tricks.
19:03You're going to get fucked up.
19:05Sure.
19:05Let's take a shot.
19:06Why not?
19:09It's going to be a night.
19:10Buckle up, bitches.
19:12Woo!
19:14Thanks, girl.
19:19Oh, my goodness.
19:20Whose broccoli bites are those?
19:22I think Mike just ordered too much.
19:23No.
19:24No way.
19:26Ron, are we ever going to meet your girlfriend?
19:29Eventually, yeah.
19:30Nothing is secret in this group.
19:32Now that everyone knows I have a girlfriend, that's it.
19:34What's her name?
19:35Kirsten.
19:36Kirsten.
19:37To bring Kirsten around all the roomies, I mean, come on.
19:40It's not really the easiest crowd.
19:44What nationality are you?
19:45I'm, like, 80% Great Britain or something.
19:49Can you speak Britain?
19:51No.
19:52Hello.
19:53Hello.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54What does she do for work?
19:55Does everybody have OnlyFans?
20:01I gotta stop.
20:02She's, uh, tattooing, like, eyebrows.
20:06Oh, like an esthetician with the, like, face stuff.
20:08Yeah, the PMI, PMI, PMI, PMI or something.
20:10Yeah.
20:10I don't know why they call themselves technicians.
20:12Like, you're not fixing a spaceship, honey.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:14Well, you call yourself a comedian.
20:16You're not funny.
20:18So.
20:20What?
20:22What?
20:23What?
20:23Like, we're being honest here.
20:26Vinny has been going at me all vacation.
20:29I mean, I'm nice.
20:31Well, you're a hick.
20:33He's like, let's go get some corn dogs at Fenway.
20:35Dina's like, when I want to be healthy, I eat one biscuit.
20:39She hates me this trip.
20:41I'm not taking any more of his nonsense.
20:42I'm gonna give it back to him.
20:44All right, Manchester, let's make some noise.
20:46Woo!
20:48As the mayor of Tender Town,
20:51I'm going to be recognizing someone in this room
20:53as my deputy mayor of Tender Town,
20:56and giving them the key to the city.
21:05DJ, drop that beat.
21:06Mike automatically assumes he's gonna be the deputy of Tender Town
21:09simply because he loves Tender so much.
21:11I don't know if everybody knows that.
21:13Yeah, Mike got all excited, bro.
21:15I know.
21:15I'm gonna have to talk to the mayor right now
21:16and see if I can work something out.
21:18My man.
21:18Mr. Mayor.
21:19What do I gotta do here to make my man Mike win this key?
21:23And I can always contribute to the cause.
21:26I mean, there's...
21:26To your next campaign.
21:28Take that, man.
21:29Cheers.
21:30I mean, it always helps to grease the wheel of politics a little bit,
21:32if you know what I'm saying.
21:34What do you think?
21:34I say we might have to do this.
21:36All right.
21:37Yes.
21:37We did it.
21:38This kind of feels dirty, but hey, it's anything for my boy.
21:40Mike.
21:41The.
21:42Sitch.
21:43A.
21:44T-U.
21:45A.
21:46T-I-O-M.
21:47The situation.
21:48Doesn't look that great.
21:50That should look legit.
21:51All right, we weren't back here.
21:52But for us, this is perfect.
21:54I think Mike would just be appreciative that he's getting the key
21:56and being Deputy Mayor.
21:58All right.
22:00Manchester, Tendertown.
22:01How are we feeling right now?
22:02Let's go.
22:03Tends some more energy.
22:04Let's go.
22:05Come on, we're in the Chicken Tender capital of the world.
22:07Earlier, I mentioned we were gonna recognize someone here today
22:10as the Deputy Mayor of Tendertown.
22:14Stop.
22:15And I'm excited to announce...
22:18Is it me?
22:18Michael the Situation Santana.
22:22My boy!
22:23That's my boy!
22:31That's my boy!
22:34I think you owe these folks of Tendertown a speech here.
22:37Another party for Mike.
22:39Speech!
22:39Mike's not even from New Hampshire.
22:41I don't know why he's the Deputy Mayor.
22:43Speech!
22:44Speech!
22:44It's really just another reason for Mike to give a speech for himself.
22:47I think I've been waiting all my life for this, guys.
22:50Facts!
22:51I'll be honest with you, I'm living my best life up here right now.
22:54He's just so excited!
22:55All I gotta say is I'm very proud to be a part of history.
22:58Okay?
22:59Now I've been deputized by the Mayor of Tendertown.
23:05Today's one of the biggest days of my life.
23:07This is actually one of my biggest accomplishments next to my sobriety, my wife, and my children.
23:13Oh, and, uh, one last thing.
23:15This week I hit a PR in the gym.
23:17Oh, my God!
23:17Bet you 315 for six reps.
23:21I seen them!
23:27Mike, we did it!
23:28We did it!
23:29Oh, my God!
23:34Oh, my God!
23:45Oh, my God!
23:46He's doing interviews!
23:48Oh, my God!
23:48He's doing interviews!
23:49Now I'm very proud to be a part of, uh, Chicken Tendi history.
23:53Stop!
23:53He's doing the news!
23:55I wouldn't doubt it if Mike is talking about his workouts right now in that press interview.
23:58Mike, let me get a shout-out, man!
24:00Let me get a shout-out!
24:02Pauly D is in the building, but, uh, everyone loves Tendis.
24:06And, uh, again, it's a universal thing, you know?
24:09Interviews like this is why people don't have cable anymore.
24:12This is probably one of the biggest events in my life, next to marrying my wife, my kids, in my
24:18ten years of sobriety.
24:19Everybody knows that Big Daddy Sitch loves Tendis.
24:23And Tendis loves Big Daddy Sitch.
24:25So, I feel like I was born for this honor.
24:28All right, guys.
24:28Back to Boston.
24:29All right, ready?
24:31Bye!
24:31Nice meeting you, lady!
24:37Hi, see you guys.
24:41Thanks, Pauly.
24:41Great to meet you.
24:42Thank you, man.
24:43Thanks for having us.
24:46Oh, my God!
24:48Look at the camera!
24:50Look at the camera!
24:54Those Tendis were the best Tendis I've ever had.
24:57So good.
24:58Right?
24:58But I just got the keys...
25:00To the city.
25:01To the city of Tendie Town.
25:03That sign looked a little janky.
25:05Like, I don't know...
25:06That sounded kind of janky.
25:07Like, your name was written on a piece of scotch tape.
25:10I feel you.
25:11Maybe that was just to protect it.
25:12Stop it.
25:13Exactly.
25:13Haters will say it's Photoshopped.
25:15Whoa!
25:16Oh, I saw that.
25:16Wait.
25:18Whoa!
25:18Ouch!
25:20Fucker.
25:22I mean, right now, I'm definitely feeling sauce.
25:25Me and Dina have been drinking for like three hours now.
25:27We just had a frickin' shot.
25:30Buckle up, bitches!
25:31Woo!
25:32Do we have napkins?
25:34No, you didn't really get me.
25:35Did you kill your egg?
25:36No.
25:38It was supposed to be a joke.
25:39It's waterproof.
25:39I picked the jacket.
25:41I think it is.
25:42Mmm!
25:44It was splashed.
25:47Ron should've known not to sit by the meatballs.
25:50We're drinking red wine.
25:52Oh!
25:54Ron knows better.
25:55Oh, all over my shoe.
25:59Wow.
26:03They're ruined.
26:04No.
26:05Nicole.
26:06We're fucked.
26:07You're fucked.
26:08You're lucky that I love you.
26:11I'm sorry.
26:12It's okay.
26:13Don't worry about her.
26:13Sorry, Ron.
26:14Make sure to get waterproof shoes.
26:17All right, guys.
26:18Let's FaceTime Sam.
26:19I feel like she's having such FOMO.
26:21I definitely wish Sam was here.
26:23This would've been a perfect day for her little pregnant butt.
26:25She would've loved today.
26:27Hi, Samantha.
26:29We miss you.
26:30Hi, Sam.
26:31Miss you.
26:32How are you feeling?
26:33Yeah, how are you feeling?
26:36Can we see...
26:37Can you see the baby bump?
26:39You want to see my bump?
26:40No, I'm not going to show you just yet.
26:42That shows like you're growing life.
26:45Please.
26:45I'm growing life too after those nuggets.
26:48Oh, shut up.
26:49Same.
26:49We had a lot of food.
26:50I wish I could be with you guys.
26:53Have you talked to Ange at all?
26:55Nobody's talked to her?
26:56No.
26:57No, none of us.
26:58Honestly, I haven't even talked to Angelina.
27:01I don't know what's going on with her.
27:03I mean, I hate lying, especially to any of my friends,
27:05but it's also not my business to tell Angelina's private life.
27:10I don't even know.
27:11Maybe she's just supporting everybody.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Not that it's any of my business.
27:16Oh, Sam, real quick.
27:17I just wanted to let you know.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:19I'm starting to bench 315 every Monday for six.
27:23Sam, hang up.
27:24Sam, hang up.
27:25Hang up.
27:26No.
27:26Hang up.
27:27Sam, hang up.
27:28Oh, God.
27:29Like, do you want a cookie?
27:31Good for you.
27:31Hang up, Sam.
27:33Bye.
27:33Bye.
27:34Don't care.
27:43Hey, what's going on?
27:44Hey, baby.
27:45Oh, I just got the phone with everybody.
27:47In Boston, I'm having major FOMO.
27:49Oh, yeah?
27:49They're having fun?
27:50They look like they're having the best time ever,
27:52but, like, they brought up Angelina.
27:53They're like, have you heard from Angelina?
27:55And I don't like lying.
27:56So I was like, uh, I don't know what's going on with her.
27:58Meanwhile, I know, like, everything that's going on with her right now.
28:01I definitely think this secret keeping is stressful.
28:04Like, there's so many secrets going on.
28:06Mm-hmm.
28:06And I hate lying.
28:07And I don't want to say something when it's not my business, not my place.
28:10Yeah, no, you're doing a good job.
28:11I'm trying to respect her privacy with this, but it is freaking awkward.
28:16How much longer am I going to have to hold on to this?
28:18I'm, like, freaking out because I'm pregnant.
28:20Yeah, there's a lot.
28:21You're, like, the only other person I know is with me.
28:23No, you're not going to keep it secrets either.
28:25No.
28:31Oh, shit, look at me, man.
28:32Somebody get a picture of that.
28:33Oh, shit.
28:34Snap that flick right there.
28:36Hell yeah.
28:37Paul, you're so famous.
28:38That was cool.
28:39It's funny because I wasn't fat, but my face looked way fatter today.
28:43Like, it's just bigger.
28:44You were never fat.
28:44Your face was not fat, you crazy person.
28:46Never, never.
28:47Yeah, Paul, you were never fat.
28:48If you ever gain a little weight again, now all the pants are going to be tight.
28:53That's what happened to me.
28:54When I got super skinny, I'm, like, I was fitting in these.
28:59Like, I can't even butt in the top, you know what I mean?
29:00Yeah, that's me, too.
29:01I had to DJ a pool party just now before I got here.
29:04And I went to my shorts and not one pair of shorts fit me.
29:07I found one to fit me that has drawstring.
29:11So, so, it's like, all right.
29:13And then I just, oh, I ordered the shorts.
29:16It's not because, like, I got fat.
29:18It's just because it was weirdly skinny.
29:20It was too skinny.
29:21Oh, you guys are sweet.
29:22That feels really nice.
29:23Yeah, it's not your natural fit.
29:25You'll never fit into that again.
29:26Yeah.
29:26You know, I'm a meatball right now.
29:28My pants are so big on me.
29:30Yeah.
29:31I'm not a skinny meatball.
29:33I'm, like, a round meatball.
29:34The skinniest people here talking.
29:36So, shut up.
29:38And then sometimes I, like, I'll be like, let me clean up for, like, a couple weeks and shit.
29:42Then the new ones are too big.
29:44Oh, my God.
29:44I hate that.
29:45It's so annoying.
29:46Yeah, it's so annoying.
29:47I cleaned out my closet.
29:48I found my skinny jeans.
29:49And I just put those pants back.
29:52She was like, she was like, R.I.P.
29:54She's like, I'm gonna donate these bitches.
29:57She said those cheddar biscuits.
30:01If I wanna wear skinny jeans, I put them in the washer and hot water.
30:06We got the annual duck hunting fair.
30:08I have a community around me.
30:10You sit in your house with your fucking cat.
30:13Hey, don't bring the cats into this.
30:16It's like, oh, look at me and my cat in the city.
30:18In my spectacular apartment in the city by myself.
30:22Dina and Nicole have been drinking all day.
30:24And by Vinny poking at Dina, he's definitely summoned Nina.
30:28You're lonely.
30:29You're lonely, she goes.
30:32Once you live with someone as roommates, you'll learn how to push each other's buttons.
30:36Like, Vinny and Dina were like brother and sister bickering.
30:39I can tell it's not getting under Vinny's skin, but it sure as hell getting under Dina's.
30:44Now, Chris has been selling a lift kit on his pickup truck that day.
30:47He does have a pickup truck and it's sexy as fuck.
30:51Yes.
30:51Yeah.
30:52He really has one?
30:53He does.
30:54Yeah, it's sexy.
30:55Sometimes we put the baby pool in the back of the pickup truck and we gotta sit out there.
30:59Really romantic.
31:00At least I have a backyard to put a baby pool.
31:02Ooh.
31:02You fucking little asshole.
31:04You little asshole.
31:06You spend three million dollars on a fucking shoebox.
31:08You moron.
31:10Sick investment.
31:11You fucking moron.
31:11You're wasting your money.
31:13That was great.
31:15I'm good.
31:15Four million dollars on a fucking shoebox.
31:18Oh my God.
31:20Oh shit.
31:20Oh shit.
31:20Sorry we can't all live in Allentown, okay?
31:23Sorry I live in Soho, Dina.
31:26All right?
31:26I don't see any celebrities frequenting Main Street.
31:31That's how you know it's worth a lot.
31:33Yeah.
31:34All right.
31:36Well.
31:37Oh, that was great.
31:38What size were those jeans?
31:41What happened at the doctor?
31:43I haven't been feeling good at all and I got like some really bad news.
31:47It's not good.
31:50It's not good.
31:57Oh, everybody, bring your eggs.
32:00Oh shit.
32:01Oh, that's a big deal.
32:05Oh my God.
32:07Oh my God.
32:09Took it home.
32:11Another check on the bucket list.
32:14BDS has now been deputized as the deputy of Tandytown where it all started.
32:22I have to fix my jeans.
32:24Do we leave the meatballs?
32:25Yeah.
32:26Mm-hmm.
32:27Hey!
32:28She really hurt my feelings, yo.
32:30Yeah, she went in on you.
32:31Are they waiting for us in the suite now?
32:33They're gonna hate us.
32:34They already hate us.
32:35Shaw's fired.
32:37God, please not be waiting in here.
32:39Oh God, I'm scared.
32:40Oh, they are.
32:42Dina hurt my feelings.
32:44Oh, he's crying now.
32:45Dina, he's crying.
32:46Vinny definitely knows he was getting under my skin and now he seems a little upset about my comment.
32:51But like, all right, well you weren't giving it to me all day.
32:54I don't care.
32:57If you can't take the heat, get out the kitchen.
33:00How's everybody's eggs?
33:01They're alive.
33:02We have to bring them out to the next restaurant and we have to bring them out to the next
33:06thing.
33:08Dina saw this egg game on Instagram.
33:11We were supposed to like keep your egg alive.
33:13And here we are with fucking eggs now for the rest of the goddamn vacation.
33:17If you don't bring them out to the next thing, you don't get the $500.
33:21I'm out.
33:24All right, go crack your egg.
33:26No, it's suicide.
33:27Suicide.
33:28Suicide.
33:28Suicide.
33:29Suicide.
33:30It's a lot of work taking care of this egg, taking it everywhere we go and making sure it doesn't
33:34break.
33:34So you know what?
33:35RIP to my egg.
33:36I'm done with it.
33:37What is his name?
33:38Stefano.
33:39Stefano's out.
33:39I'm cracking your egg.
33:40Oh.
33:41Oh, no.
33:42Dina, let me show you how you read the egg.
33:45No, that's mine.
33:46This one?
33:47Pauly can't bow out and just let his egg just hang out.
33:50He has to kill his egg.
33:51Don't do it.
33:52We're getting close to them.
33:53Are you serious?
33:54You're killing it for him?
33:55What did Pauly's egg do to you?
33:57No idea.
33:57No, it's done.
33:58It has to crack.
33:59How do you know it's done?
34:00All right, do you want to take Pauly's egg?
34:02No, he has his egg.
34:02He doesn't want to take it anymore.
34:04That's not what he says.
34:07He...
34:08That's not what he says.
34:09I'm sorry.
34:09Am I malfunctioning or did Pauly say he's out of the competition?
34:13Pauly said he's done.
34:14He's out but he doesn't want to murder his egg.
34:16Oh my God.
34:17Don't ever back out of one of Dina's challenges.
34:19Like now I'm scared.
34:20I'm taking this thing back to Jersey with me and it's going to be with me for the rest of
34:24my life.
34:25Fine.
34:26We'll put it here and then somebody can eat it tomorrow.
34:31Such a bunch of fucking babies.
34:36Goodness gracious.
34:37I can't breathe.
34:38She's like, I'm about to go.
34:39He's out.
34:40All the twists and turns going on.
34:42What were you going to do with it?
34:44I was going to crack the egg.
34:45Were you squishing?
34:46Where?
34:46Dina, where?
34:47Oh my God.
34:48Now I'm the worst person ever.
34:50You know, I think you're a great deployment.
34:51Call Peta.
34:52Call Peta?
34:54Can't.
34:54Now I'm the problem.
34:55Here we go.
34:56I think Mina's coming out.
34:58Yo, Dina's coming out, everybody.
35:00I think we should just decompress.
35:02Yeah.
35:03Take a break.
35:04Get ready for night time.
35:04Shower and then get ready for dinner.
35:06Ron, change your shoes.
35:08Oh, shit.
35:10Oh, shit.
35:12I just complimented him on them shoes when I saw it.
35:15Damn.
35:15Damn.
35:16Those are like 595s.
35:18None of them are at least eight right there.
35:19That's $800 shoe?
35:21Those are off-white collabs.
35:23Yeah, those are collabs.
35:24I'm not a sneaker person.
35:25I don't know.
35:25What's that mean?
35:26It's a collaboration, Jordan.
35:28Can he get those again?
35:29You gotta pay a premium.
35:30Ron, I have shout wipes.
35:31I can get it out.
35:32I swear.
35:33No, I think that's gonna work.
35:34She's on a mission.
35:35I will scrub it all night.
35:38Scrub it.
35:39Scrub it.
35:39All right.
35:41What a day.
35:42What a day.
35:42What a day it was.
35:43Can't wait to get out of these G's.
35:45Your thighs are gonna be like.
35:47Oh my God.
35:51Vinny likes poking the bear.
35:52Just gently.
35:53He's not malicious.
35:54But it's like a formula with Dina.
35:56She's like, I don't care.
35:57I don't care.
35:58I don't care.
35:5945 minutes goes by and then she's spiraling over it.
36:04And then it's bothering her for the next three weeks.
36:07You're like, you're like.
36:12Jenny, you're laughing way too hard right now.
36:14We gotta go.
36:15I'll see you guys for dinner.
36:16Oh.
36:17Well, you forgot your egg.
36:18But I did.
36:25You guys should call Ange.
36:28See how she's doing.
36:30I haven't heard from Ange since she told me that she's heavily bleeding.
36:34That's a red flag to me like something is not right.
36:38Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
36:40The person you're trying to reach is not available.
36:43At the tone, please record your message.
36:45I'm so worried about her right now.
36:47All I can do is just hope for the best with Ange.
36:50Hey Ange, it's me Sam.
36:52I'm just concerned about you.
36:54I want to make sure you're doing okay.
36:55I just want to see how did the doctors go.
36:58Give me a call back when you got this.
36:59All right.
37:00I hope all is going okay.
37:01Thinking of you.
37:02All right.
37:03Bye.
37:06All right.
37:07What a day.
37:07What a day.
37:08What a day was.
37:09I'm pink.
37:11Oh, damn.
37:14It looks like that beef with you and Vinny is definitely heating up.
37:17You know.
37:18Oh, you like it.
37:19You're enjoying it.
37:20Mike definitely gets bored.
37:22And he sees one inch of drama.
37:25And he's like, oh, I need to insert myself in this.
37:28I don't know.
37:28He looked like he was a little upset.
37:30Okay.
37:30So he's allowed to just beef on me all the time.
37:34But then when I beef back, he's sad.
37:36Facts.
37:36I'm like, wait a second.
37:37Am I having a sit down with Mike right now about Vinny?
37:41I say one comment and I'm getting a sit down from Mike?
37:44I know.
37:45I'm just saying.
37:47No.
37:47This is crazy pants.
37:49True.
37:50If I saw something that upset any of you, then I would say something.
37:54Hey, it looked like that upset.
37:56All right.
37:56No, but that's true.
37:57You know what, Mike?
37:58I never show you that I'm sad about things, but things that people say to me, I get sad.
38:02Dee, Nicole, and you know this, if I see anyone that's upset, anybody, I usually like say,
38:08hey, listen, that person looked upset.
38:09Maybe you want to go up to them.
38:10I apologize all the time.
38:12Me and him are just goofing back and forth.
38:14So I thought it was fine for me to goof back and forth.
38:16I feel like Vinny and Dina just need to hug it the fuck out.
38:19Like, relax.
38:21Everybody's fine.
38:22I'm just saying it looked like he got upset.
38:24That's all.
38:24Mike just likes to stir the pot with drama.
38:27So why not keep stirring?
38:29Thank you, Mike.
38:31Yes.
38:31For letting me know that he is upset.
38:34I think you're taking it where it looked like he just got upset.
38:37He does it to me all the time.
38:38All right.
38:39I know.
38:40I know.
38:40All right.
38:41Well, then you should go to Vinny and tell him I want an apology.
38:45That's what I would like.
38:46All right.
38:46I'll tell him.
38:47Okay.
38:48I am ready for some drama on this vacation because it doesn't involve Big Daddy Sitch,
38:53okay?
38:53Would it make you feel better if I apologize to him?
38:56You guys are just playing around, but yeah, I thought it would be nice.
38:59I can't believe that Mike is expecting me to apologize to Vinny when Vinny has been calling
39:06me a hick all day.
39:08Good.
39:09Get out of here.
39:10The mayor of Tender Town.
39:12When did this become like a serious fight?
39:15I thought this was like a banter back and forth.
39:17Now I'm having sit downs.
39:18I can't.
39:19Since when am I in a girly fight with Vinny?
39:21I can't.
39:23I fucked Ron's outfit up, bitch.
39:26Okay.
39:27What is happening here?
39:28Everyone's mad at the meatballs.
39:30Why?
39:31Okay, you want an egg.
39:31Because we actually have a good time.
39:34No.
39:34And we enjoy our vacations.
39:39You know who's really dead?
39:41Pauly's egg.
39:43Oh.
39:43Ugh.
39:44Tina, stop.
39:46Tina.
39:46Tina.
39:47Tina, you killed it.
39:49Tina.
39:51Whatever.
39:52That's what it's about.
39:55I licked his egg.
39:57Tina, you murdered.
39:59Let it go.
40:00Guess what?
40:00I'll put it in the fridge and we'll eat it tomorrow.
40:03No, put it under the lemon.
40:04No, I'm gonna put it in the fridge.
40:05No, we're burying it.
40:06Bury it.
40:07Bury it.
40:10Bury it.
40:11Didn't happen.
40:12This is what happens if you decide you're not gonna crack your own egg because you decide
40:16to leave the competition.
40:18All right.
40:27Ang?
40:29Ang?
40:31Where are you?
40:33I asked my best friend Dana to come over.
40:35I haven't been feeling good at all and I got like some really bad news.
40:40I know you probably don't feel like eating, but I brought you food.
40:44What happened at the doctor?
40:47It's not good.
40:50It's not good.
40:51It's not good.
41:01I can't believe this happened.
41:02Woke up in the middle of the night.
41:03I'm actively miscarrying.
41:06It fucking kills me, dude.
41:08We're not going to bed, bitch.
41:10The chances of them coming home in one piece.
41:13I don't really need it, but I want it.
41:15Very unlikely.
41:16Tomorrow, we are going back to school.
41:19Oh, I don't want to go back to school.
41:21The power of the mind.
41:24Uh-oh.
41:25Look at this.
41:26Hello.
41:27How are you?
41:27Hey, there.
41:29Here's your hands.
41:30Look at this.
41:33Bye.
41:33Bye.
41:37Bye.
41:39Bye.
41:43Bye.
41:49Bye.
41:51Bye.
41:52Bye.
41:57You
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