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Game Changer - Season 8 Episode 2 - Rulette 2
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00:05Get ready for a game changer, tonight's guests.
00:10Mr. No Problem himself, Josh Rubin.
00:15Here, queer and nauseous about today, Anna Garcia.
00:20I'm gonna throw up.
00:23And tobacco's newest spokesperson, Demi Andi-Juibay.
00:27How do we turn this off?
00:29I don't know.
00:30And your host, me.
00:32I've been here the whole time.
00:36This is Game Changer, the only game show where the game changes every show.
00:41I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:43I am joined today by these three lovely contestants now.
00:48You all understand how the game works.
00:50Uh-uh.
00:50Who's to say?
00:51Jeopardy.
00:52That's right.
00:53Our players have no idea what game it is they're about to play.
00:55The only way to learn is by playing.
00:58The only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
01:01So, without further ado, let's begin.
01:03Oh, I almost forgot.
01:08Huh?
01:09What the fuck is that?
01:11Oh.
01:13Players, let's begin by giving each of you ten points to start.
01:18Josh, Sam, get ready to spin that wheel.
01:26There she is.
01:27Let's go, Josh.
01:28Okay.
01:31Kind of a tight, it's kind of a tight one.
01:33Kind of a tight fit.
01:33I had some pizza last night, so my dick's a little.
01:35Go straight to the dick, the pizza.
01:36Give her a big spin, Josh.
01:38No problem.
01:39Woo!
01:39Yeah!
01:41There it goes.
01:42Big money, big money, big money.
01:43Big money, big money.
01:45Rule!
01:46Oh, a rule.
01:48Josh got a rule.
01:49Let's see what rule.
01:53Wearing a baby Bjorn.
01:56Oh, it's a little Sam.
01:59Smart baby.
01:59Oh, this is a piece of cake.
02:01Oh, my sweet.
02:02Our daddy loves you.
02:03Oh.
02:03Right on the D.
02:05Josh, let's send you back to the stage.
02:06Good job, guys!
02:07We're stealing this baby from you.
02:08Please take care of the baby me.
02:10Oh, sure.
02:10If something happens to him, I don't exist in the future.
02:13Whoa.
02:13This is you?
02:15Oh!
02:15Oh!
02:16Oh, he felt it 38 years later.
02:18Anna!
02:19What's up?
02:19What's up?
02:19What's up?
02:20Get ready to...
02:21Spin that wheel!
02:25That works a run.
02:27Hey, babe.
02:28We know each other.
02:30It's gonna ruin my life again.
02:32Did I get to spin it?
02:33We're going over it, Anna.
02:34Let's see that spin.
02:35Yeah!
02:36Yeah!
02:37Wow!
02:38Good spin!
02:39What's it gonna be?
02:40Rule.
02:41Rule.
02:42Rule.
02:43Rule!
02:43And it is a rule, Anna.
02:45Let's see what rule.
02:48High-five yourself upon point.
02:51What this means is whenever you earn a point, you must high-five yourself.
02:57Let's send you back to the stage.
02:59Demi.
03:00Yeah!
03:00First time's the best time.
03:02Let's...
03:03Spin that wheel!
03:06Yeah, Diggie!
03:08Woo!
03:09I'm getting there.
03:10Yeah, me too.
03:11Give her a big old spin.
03:12Have fun, Demi.
03:16Excellent spin!
03:17Wow, that was such a good spin!
03:19Rule, rule, rule, prompt, rule, rule, prompt.
03:21Rule!
03:23Rule!
03:23Oh, it is a rule, Demi, and that rule is end with a famous full name.
03:32This means whenever you speak, you must end your sentence with a different famous person's name.
03:37That is crazy chanting Tatum.
03:40Do you understand this rule I'm about to place upon your body?
03:42Sure do, George W. Bush.
03:45Let's send you back to the stage.
03:47Thank you, George H. W. Bush.
03:49Yes!
03:51Now, players, I will dock you points for breaking rules, but I will award you points to the extent you
03:57call each other out on breaking rules.
04:00I have no intention of doing that.
04:01No intention of doing that.
04:02Shh, shh, shh, shh.
04:04I'm sleeping.
04:04Once again, let's...
04:06Spin that wheel!
04:09Okay, you want to do it?
04:11You want to do it?
04:12Okay, here you go.
04:13Woo!
04:15Rock your beautiful father!
04:17Oh, oh, oh, oh!
04:18Oh, my God!
04:20Rule!
04:20Oh, and it's a rule.
04:22Let's see what rule, Josh.
04:23Can the baby get a rule?
04:24This prompt is with tiny hands.
04:27Okay.
04:28Do I do them or do I get them?
04:29Wow!
04:30Oh, wow!
04:32Try taking a diaper with those.
04:33No probing.
04:34Aw.
04:36Hey, high five.
04:37Aw.
04:38Let's send you back to the stage.
04:39Imagine if you had to do that,
04:40because you have to high five yourself,
04:42Scarlett Johansson.
04:42And, uh, let's spin that wheel!
04:51Shit!
04:57Rule!
04:58And that orange rule is in a transatlantic accent.
05:04Transatlantic is?
05:05Oh, yeah.
05:05In, like, the pictures.
05:06In the movies, you see?
05:07In the classics.
05:07Kind of like Hell and His Girl Friday, Cary Grant.
05:10Oh, the paper.
05:10It's due.
05:11Quick, look.
05:12I need a nickel.
05:13Downtown?
05:14I'll be there in a jiffy.
05:15Yeah, okay.
05:15In that case, let's send you back to the stage.
05:18I'm a lady.
05:19Damn it.
05:21Let's spin that wheel!
05:23Oh!
05:25Oh!
05:27Good spin.
05:29Oh!
05:32Modifiers!
05:34What the hell is this going to be, Patrick Swayze?
05:36It's a swap.
05:38Swap!
05:38Swap!
05:38Big decision here, Demi.
05:40You can swap with one of your fellow contestants.
05:42I would like to swap with the golden rule JFK Jr.
05:46Oh, my heavens to Betsy.
05:49Oh, my heavens to Betsy Ross.
05:52I've put us all in a nightmare scenario, Michael Ian Black.
05:55Oh, we all have to do this, David Blaine?
05:57We sure do, Camerino.
05:59But we all have to do this, Michael Showalter.
06:01Okay.
06:02Zach Galvinagos.
06:03Josh David Blaine.
06:04Yes, Oscar Isaac.
06:04Get ready to...
06:06Spin that wheel!
06:09Give her a spin, David Duchovny.
06:12Okay, Philip Seymour Hoffman.
06:19Modifiers!
06:21Oh!
06:23Jillian Anderson.
06:24And, Josh, it's a rule.
06:26Let's see what rule Oscar Isaac.
06:28You already said that name.
06:30Sirhan Sirhan.
06:31Paul Referino!
06:34Paul Referino!
06:37Paul Rubens!
06:38Paul Rubens!
06:38I wish I were here under happier circumstances, Sam Reich.
06:42But they've got a point.
06:43And also, I already said Sam Reich earlier, Sam Elliott.
06:46I haven't finished my sentence yet.
06:48Oh, Demi!
06:49Alison Williams.
06:51Okay, okay, I'm sorry, Alison Janney.
06:53Ooh!
06:53Now, because I disobeyed a rule, Demi gets to take a rule and put a rule on my body, George
06:59Washington Carver.
07:01And I get to take any rule I like, thank God, and put it on Paul's.
07:06Oh, no!
07:08Damon Wayans.
07:09Thank you, Paul Referino.
07:10It was good to see you, Paul.
07:12Josh, frozen unless speaking.
07:14No problem.
07:15What this means is that unless there are words coming out of your mouth, you must remain frozen.
07:20That's not a problem.
07:20Lay it on me.
07:21Lay it on me!
07:22Here it goes!
07:22Here it goes!
07:24Here it goes!
07:25Here it goes!
07:26Here it goes!
07:27Josh, here it goes!
07:28I'm fine!
07:29I'm fine!
07:29Josh, could you sing a little bit of my favorite song for me?
07:32If you don't want to party, then you should go home.
07:37Singing speaking?
07:38What does that rule say?
07:40As long as I'm speaking, I don't have to be frozen!
07:51Ow, don't.
07:52Not in my frozen state.
07:56Anna!
07:57Yeah?
07:57Get ready to...
07:59Spin!
08:00That!
08:01Meal!
08:04Best of luck!
08:05Thank you, darling.
08:06You do your job at the paper.
08:08I decided to put them in for that opportunity.
08:09I bet you did.
08:10I have tents on my work.
08:12Anna, that's a prop.
08:13Oh, let's do it.
08:15Recite the Star Spangled Banner.
08:18All verses?
08:19Anna, let's get you back to the stage.
08:20Okay.
08:20You whisper them in my ear.
08:21Oh, say can you see.
08:22Oh, say can you see.
08:24By the dawn's early light.
08:27What so proudly we hailed.
08:29By the twilight's last gleaming.
08:29By the twilight's last gleaming.
08:32Through...
08:33Whose broad stripes and bright stars.
08:35Through the perilous fight.
08:37Through the perilous fight.
08:40As we watched were so gallantly streaming.
08:43And the rocket's red glare.
08:45With bombs bursting in air.
08:47With bombs bursting in air.
08:48Gave proof to the...
08:49Through the night.
08:50Through the night.
08:51That the flag...
08:52Was still there.
08:53Was still there.
08:53Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave.
08:59O'er the land...
09:02O'er the free...
09:14He-he-he-he-he.
09:16And the home...
09:18In the home of the brave.
09:19Of the...
09:23Brave...
09:26Anna, that is two points for you.
09:28Two points!
09:29Because there are two prompts upon your person.
09:32Oh, that's helpful information.
09:33You may pull one prompt off of your body
09:37and put it in the Shredder.
09:39Whoo!
09:40Here, the Shredder is back in all its glory.
09:44Annie, which rule is it gonna be?
09:45It's gonna be this one.
09:47And go for it.
09:49Poop it out, now.
09:51Poop it out.
09:52Oh!
09:53Hey!
09:54Look at all that stuff that came out.
09:56Anna, with that prompt, you broke it into the lead.
09:58The score is now 10, 12, and 10.
10:01Congratulations, Anna.
10:02Gosh, you've got some points to catch up on now.
10:03Demi.
10:04Yep.
10:04Are you ready to...
10:06Spin!
10:07Spin!
10:08That!
10:09Wheel!
10:15Rule!
10:16Demi, that's a rule.
10:17Let's see what rule.
10:19Curtsy to speakers.
10:21The moment this lands on your body, Demi,
10:23no matter who is speaking, you must offer them a fine curtsy.
10:27Are you ready for me to place this on your person?
10:29If he just never does it, I'm free.
10:32Get him!
10:32Get him!
10:32I'm gonna get you.
10:33Get him!
10:35Hey, Demi.
10:36Yes?
10:37Josh!
10:37Yeah?
10:38Are you...
10:40Are you ready to...
10:42Spin!
10:43That!
10:44Wheel!
10:45I am ready to spin that wheel.
10:48Here I go.
10:49I'm still talking, and when I don't talk, I'm free.
10:55Go ahead and give her a good old-fashioned spin, Josh.
10:58Here we go with my tiny hand, Sam.
11:00Yeah!
11:01Yeah!
11:02I spot it!
11:03Woo!
11:07Oh, it's a prompt.
11:08Prompt!
11:08It is a prompt, Josh.
11:10Let's see how you handle this prompt.
11:11I'm talking, I'm talking, and I'm not frozen.
11:14Name ten red foods every time?
11:18No, Josh.
11:21I'm gonna send you back to the stage, and you are going to have one minute to name ten
11:26red foods.
11:27If you do that, you'll win the number of points that are on your body.
11:30Do you understand, Josh?
11:31Yeah!
11:32In that case, let's send you back to the stage.
11:34I've got 60 seconds once I get back up there.
11:37Once I say, on your mark, get set, go, Josh.
11:40I have to think!
11:41No, no, no!
11:42What happens if I don't?
11:43What happens if I don't?
11:44Back to your spot, Josh.
11:45Back to your spot.
11:46Josh, you gotta go back.
11:47Josh, you gotta go back to your spot.
11:48I'm not talking, but if I talk, I'm free!
11:49You gotta go back to your spot, Josh.
11:51You gotta go back to your spot.
11:52Okay!
11:52No taking time to think, Josh.
11:54But if I don't-
11:55Help!
11:56Help!
11:5760 seconds on the clock.
11:58Okay.
11:59Ten red foods.
11:59On your mark.
12:00Get set.
12:01Go.
12:02Banana.
12:02Red velvet cupcake.
12:04Banana.
12:04Apple.
12:05Banana.
12:06Red pudding.
12:08Red tapioca.
12:10Red milk.
12:10That is-
12:11Ooh!
12:11Red yahoo!
12:12Red yoohoo!
12:12Ooh!
12:13It's classically brown.
12:14Red velvet cake.
12:1730 seconds, Josh.
12:18Marinara sauce.
12:19That's really good.
12:20I can't believe you're not even the most famous red fruit.
12:22Ooh!
12:22Lasagna.
12:23Big ziti.
12:25Veggie lasagna!
12:26Popladell!
12:27Fruit with the money!
12:29I'm throwing something at you!
12:31Ooh!
12:31Big ziti!
12:32What are you throwing at you?
12:34Big poo poo!
12:35We're throwing something at you!
12:36Red apples!
12:37Red tomatoes!
12:37Yeah!
12:40Josh!
12:40By my count!
12:42That was ten actual red foods.
12:44Oh my God.
12:45Counting lasagna.
12:46For having three rules on your person, that's three points for you.
12:50Oh!
12:51You can decide on one rule you'd like to put in the shredder.
12:53What's it gonna be-
12:53The shredder.
12:54These hands sure are painful.
12:56And also, it's making it harder for me to adjust myself.
12:58So I think I'm going to put the tiny hands in the shredder.
13:03Here we go.
13:03I'm walking and I'm talking.
13:05Bye-bye, tiny hands!
13:07Bye-bye, tiny hands!
13:09Bye-bye, tiny hands!
13:09Get out now!
13:10Thank you so much.
13:11I'm walking and I'm talking.
13:13Anna!
13:14Spin!
13:15Spin that wheel!
13:18Go get him, Anna!
13:19Thanks, everybody.
13:21And we'll spin them.
13:27What could it possibly-
13:28Rule!
13:28That's a rule, Anna.
13:29Let's see what rules.
13:31Fantastic.
13:32Say boop upon any touch.
13:34Now, Anna, this goes not only for you being touched or touching others, but anyone touching
13:39anyone on stage.
13:40Including ourselves?
13:41I'm gonna say no.
13:42You're a sick pervert.
13:44He's not sick.
13:46Do you understand this rule?
13:47I do.
13:48Boop.
13:49Sam, come here.
13:51Boop.
13:52Who wants to get boop?
13:54Boop.
13:54Oh, yeah.
13:56Demi.
13:56Yes?
13:57It's time to...
13:58Spin that wheel!
14:03Go spin.
14:05Go spin, Andy.
14:07Ooh, what's it gonna be?
14:08Come on.
14:09This prompt ends.
14:11Name seven prime numbers, Demi.
14:13Let's get you back up onto the stage.
14:15You will have 60 seconds with which to name seven prime numbers.
14:1960 seconds?
14:19Are you ready?
14:20Yes.
14:21Go!
14:211, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
14:2521, 22, 23,
14:2624, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68,
14:3469.
14:34Ooh.
14:35You heard it here first.
14:3691, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
14:41Shame on me for not catching that loophole.
14:43Yeah!
14:44Demi, that's one rule on your body and so one point for you bringing you to 11.
14:48Point of order.
14:49Is one and two prime numbers?
14:52I believe two and three are both prime numbers.
14:54Damn, Demi could have stopped at 17.
14:57But I appreciate he was so thorough.
14:59George Lopez.
15:01Ah!
15:02Well done.
15:03Well done.
15:04That is beautiful.
15:06Incredible.
15:06You're cleaning up here.
15:08Let's go ahead and shred this rule.
15:11Ooh.
15:12Would you like to crank it?
15:12You're saying I can crank it on the stage right here?
15:14I would like to point out a tricky little thing that I did just to fuck with Anna,
15:17which is I just touched Sam's hand and you ain't seen.
15:19Boop!
15:20I'm saying I can take it on the stage right here.
15:23You didn't say boop not one damn time.
15:25Boop!
15:28Well, how'd you like that boop, Jimmy?
15:30Demi, I'm gonna give you an option.
15:32You can shred this or for what just occurred you could put it on Anna.
15:35Oh, that would be wonderful television.
15:40Anna, I would love it if you'd be curtsying.
15:43My boob.
15:45And I would also like to point out, again, she...
15:47No!
15:48I'll kill you!
15:50Fuck off!
15:51Fuck off!
15:53Fuck off!
15:55That makes for a wonderful television.
15:59That is two points away from Anna for each of those forgotten boops.
16:04Anna, I'm so sorry.
16:06Two points for Dammit again.
16:06She didn't say boop when she touched my shoulder!
16:09She didn't say boop!
16:10I'm quitting!
16:10Get her!
16:11Get her!
16:12I fucking quit!
16:14I fucking quit!
16:17That's two points away from Anna.
16:19One for Demi.
16:19That's also one point for Josh and another point away from Anna.
16:23Josh, that means you can take a prompt off your body and give it to Anna.
16:26Freezing it in!
16:27You gotta make sure that every time you curtsy you must say something because otherwise you're frozen.
16:31Hello!
16:33Great.
16:34Josh!
16:34Yeah!
16:35It's time to spin that wheel!
16:40Right?
16:40Oh my goodness.
16:41Oh, Anna over there like a haunted marionette.
16:45Go for it, Josh!
16:46Through you!
16:47Yeah!
16:50Ooh!
16:51Josh!
16:51That's a rule.
16:52Let's see what rule.
16:53Stinky.
16:54End with a cool move.
16:56Lay it on me, dog.
16:57What this means is that any time you are finished speaking, you gotta give us some kind of cool move.
17:02Give it to me right now.
17:03I'm so excited.
17:04Give it to me right now.
17:05Let's give it to you right now.
17:06End with a cool move any time?
17:07Yeah.
17:10Sounds good, dude.
17:11I like to calm out.
17:12I don't feel like that's cool.
17:13Anna!
17:13Oh, how exciting.
17:14Get ready to...
17:15Spin that wheel!
17:21Oh, when I was working at the paper, it was a wonderful time.
17:25Everybody there knew who I was by the end of the year.
17:29Anna, that's a prop.
17:30Let's see what props.
17:32Oh, boy.
17:33Oh, boy.
17:34Prom numbers again?
17:35Call a friend.
17:37Here's how this is gonna work, Anna.
17:39You can have whatever conversation with them you like, and so long as you obey these rules in your person,
17:43you will successfully accomplish this prop.
17:45Understood.
17:45Let's get you back on stage.
17:47I'm walking and I'm moving.
17:48Everybody at the paper loves my work on Local Gardens.
17:50Anna, who do you think you might call?
17:53My dad.
17:54Well, you do me a favor and put that on speakerphone, and we'll see if your dad picks up.
17:59Anna?
18:00Hi, Dad.
18:02How are ya?
18:05I'm just fine, as is my southern belle.
18:07Oh, thank you.
18:09I'm actually transatlantic, but you are so close.
18:12Dad, would you have anything you'd like to plug?
18:16I'd like to plug my daughter's new movie with Kevin Hart next to you.
18:21Yay!
18:23Mr. Garcia, I just wanna say, you raised one hell of a performer, and for whatever it's worth, she just
18:29won the prompt.
18:32Bye, Mr. Garcia.
18:34Bye-bye.
18:35Thank you so much.
18:36Well done.
18:38Anna, that was a phenomenal performance, and I want to commend you, Rosa Parks.
18:42But there was a missing boop.
18:46Lil Dicky.
18:47Is that his full name?
18:49I don't fucking know.
18:50Hall, you didn't end that last...
18:51That's not gonna be in the show, that's not gonna be in the show.
18:53Oh!
18:54And with famous full name. His famous full name is Lil Dicky.
18:57Except that in defending yourself, you did not use a famous full name.
19:03So here's what's gonna happen in the order in which it happens.
19:08Anna, for successfully accomplishing that prompt, with four rules on your body, you're going to earn four points, bringing you
19:15to 13.
19:15Oh, my God, that's great news!
19:17Now go ahead and join me over here and choose one to pull off your body and put in the
19:21shreds.
19:21I think this one has to get far away from me!
19:24It is pretty brutal!
19:26Ooh! It's a mind flick!
19:30Excellent! Let's get you back.
19:32All right, we're good!
19:33Anna, I'm sorry to say that you did not boop upon the handoff to Ash, and therefore, I'm gonna take
19:38one point away from you, bringing you to 12.
19:40Demi, because you successfully called out Paul, I'm gonna say one point for you, bringing you to 14.
19:46Josh, you successfully called out Paul a second time.
19:49That's right, I did.
19:50Which means that you can take one rule off your person and give it to Paul.
19:54I think we're gonna have to give him a cool move.
19:58Boop!
19:59Thank you so much, Howard Taft!
20:00Yeah!
20:04All right, Marino, thank you so much!
20:06Bye, Paul!
20:07Next to go, Demi!
20:08Have we addressed the reason that we have crazy energy is because we took our lunch break to go go
20:12-karting?
20:16And now we are feeling crazy.
20:18Josh and I repeatedly rammed little boys just to get our fast.
20:22Well, let's just reframe!
20:25So fun!
20:26Go-karting, so, so fun!
20:27But, Anna, you haven't been curtsying.
20:30We took our lunch break to go go-karting.
20:32Let's just reframe!
20:34And I'm so sorry to tell you that.
20:35Oh, my God!
20:36Boop, boop!
20:37Bob Iger!
20:38Boop, boop, boop, boop!
20:41Bob Iger!
20:43Bob Iger with the move!
20:46I didn't hear anything, did you?
20:48It's gonna be one point away from her.
20:51Take it away, I don't need it.
20:52I don't need it.
20:53Demi!
20:54Spin that wheel!
20:58Look at you, buddy!
21:02Let's see what...
21:04In an Elizabethan rough.
21:07Is that like if Scooby-Doo is in Shakespeare?
21:09It is actually...
21:09Demi, you're so lucky!
21:11Oh!
21:13Boop!
21:13Wow!
21:14Not a whole lot to understand here, Demi, but nonetheless,
21:17let's get you back to the stage.
21:18All right.
21:18I feel like I look like Pennywise.
21:19You look really beautiful!
21:22Josh!
21:22Yeah!
21:23Let's spin!
21:24Spin!
21:25That wheel!
21:27Here you go!
21:29You guys, honestly, really quiet.
21:31He's sleeping.
21:32Oh!
21:38Oh!
21:39We got a rule of school!
21:40It's a rule.
21:41Let's see what rule.
21:44Invisible hula hoop.
21:46All the time?
21:46All the time.
21:48No problem.
21:48Lay it on me.
21:48I don't care.
21:49You can't stop me.
21:50You can't stop me.
21:52You can't stop me.
21:53You can't stop this.
21:54This is a cool move.
21:55I'm doing it all the time.
21:56Boop!
21:57Boop!
21:57Baby hoop!
21:58Boop!
21:59Baby hoop!
22:01Oh, shit!
22:02Oh, shit!
22:03Baby hoop!
22:04And up!
22:04Around the leg!
22:06This is one cool kid.
22:08That baby doing the weenus.
22:09Anna!
22:09Yeah!
22:10Let's spin!
22:11Spin!
22:12That!
22:13Wheel!
22:15Oh!
22:15What moves?
22:17Yow!
22:19Big money, big money, big money.
22:23Modifier!
22:24It's a modifier.
22:25A modifier.
22:26Flip!
22:26It's a good old-fashioned flip.
22:28Flip!
22:28Anna, what on your body would you like to flip?
22:32Oh, this one!
22:33Curtsy to speakers.
22:34Yeah!
22:34Let's see what's underneath.
22:37It's flip off speakers.
22:40Goddammit.
22:41Boop.
22:43Well done, Anna!
22:45Well done!
22:47Debbie!
22:47Yo!
22:48Let's spin!
22:49That!
22:50Wheel!
22:53Pretty cool.
22:59Oh!
22:59No!
23:01Debbie, that's a rule.
23:02Let's see what rule.
23:04Directing one camera.
23:05Directing one camera.
23:06Debbie, you are going to be responsible for the Graham cam.
23:09This camera over here.
23:10Hi, Graham.
23:10Whenever you say or do anything, you must give Graham some instruction as to what to do with his camera.
23:17Anamorphic.
23:19You understand this prompt?
23:20Sure do.
23:20Pam.
23:21In that case, let's send you back to the stage.
23:23All right!
23:23I'm going to sound like Pitbull.
23:24Dolly!
23:25Josh!
23:26Yeah!
23:26It's time to...
23:28Spin!
23:28That!
23:29Wheel!
23:30I need you to follow Josh.
23:32Two shots.
23:34Okay, let's do it.
23:35Here we go!
23:38All right.
23:40Rule!
23:40Close up on Josh.
23:41Ooh, a rule!
23:42A rule.
23:43Oh my goodness.
23:44Josh, let's see what rule.
23:46As a sexy baby.
23:49Fucking lay it on me, dog.
23:51Okay, big, big, bad boy.
23:52Yeah, you're a big, bad boy.
23:54Oh no, do you like watching the baby do the hoo-wa-ho?
23:57Do you like that I'm wearing the outfit that's too tight for my coat?
24:01Okay, all right.
24:02All right.
24:03Tracking, Josh.
24:04Yeah, you don't like it when I'm doing the baby do the hoo-wa-ho.
24:08I have some criticism of my own game design.
24:10I've been here the whole time.
24:13Okay.
24:14Jesus fucking Christ, Josh.
24:16Anna!
24:18Let's spin that wheel!
24:21That's how we're following Anna as she walks towards the wheel.
24:24Let's do this thing.
24:25Might as well.
24:26Oh, you work down the street for me, huh?
24:27Well, I work at the other paper.
24:28Oh, of course you.
24:29And here we go!
24:31All right.
24:32Oh!
24:33Oh!
24:34Oh!
24:35Oh!
24:36Another rule, Anna!
24:38Not a problem.
24:39It's not a problem.
24:40Anna, you better boop us when you come up here.
24:41Yeah, you better fucking boop us, Anna.
24:43Yeah, you better boop me and Pennywise, Anna.
24:46Is she going to boop us?
24:47Slow zoom into my face.
24:49Oh, is she going to boop us?
24:50Is she going to boop us?
24:52Anna, you better hope that one ends up with me.
24:54Shut the fuck up for one fucking second!
24:56Was that transatlantic?
24:57Is that like Boston?
24:59Is that like fucking Boston?
25:00Get him!
25:01Get him!
25:01We've Betty Hill around the studio!
25:03We've Betty Hill around the studio!
25:05Oh, no!
25:06She's going to get him!
25:07Oh, no!
25:08Oh, no!
25:10She's killing him!
25:11Black and white freeze spray!
25:12Oh, no!
25:14Oh!
25:15Anna, that wasn't a transatlantic accent in that moment.
25:20Do whatever you need to do.
25:21Let's say one point for Demi, one point away from Anna.
25:23Okay, got him.
25:24Now, this rule, which almost inarguably should go to Josh Rubin or Jeremy Colhan.
25:28A hundred percent.
25:29Is about to be put upon your body.
25:31Yeah.
25:31And a three, and a two, and a one.
25:33Blah.
25:35Honestly, I'm a little jealous.
25:37Demi!
25:37Hey.
25:38Let's spin that wheel!
25:42Oh, Sam!
25:43Demi hasn't directed the camera.
25:45God damn you!
25:47Oh!
25:47Oh!
25:48That is true, Anna.
25:51I am going to say one point for you, one point away from Demi, and I'm going to allow you
25:55to put whatever you want on Demi.
25:57Slow zoom into my pissed off face.
26:04Boop.
26:05Ah!
26:07I want you to follow Anna for the rest of the game.
26:10Go ahead and spin that wheel.
26:17Prompt!
26:17Oh!
26:18It's a prompt!
26:19Theorize about the afterlife.
26:21Now, Demi, when I bring you back to the stage, I will ask you to theorize about the afterlife for
26:26one minute while directing one camera, giving me lots of tongue action in that elizabethan ruff.
26:29Are you ready, Demi?
26:32Sure I am.
26:32A three, a two, a one.
26:34Now, if we're theorizing about the afterlife, we have to imagine that the source of the afterlife is really religion.
26:39And now we must think about the concept of Christian hell.
26:42That was sort of a way to police the actions of people in the living world.
26:45Sometimes I like to believe in the idea of reincarnation.
26:47And camera, I need you to be slowly zooming into me.
26:49The thing that I'm really thinking is that we are reincarnated in the afterlife, and we have very little memories
26:56of our past lives, but just enough that we can connect to our past lives.
26:58And that's one minute, Demi, almost without giving your camera direction.
27:02You almost had me, and I want you to take a black and white shot of Anna looking pissed that
27:06she didn't get to call me out.
27:07I am pissed, for the record.
27:08I am going to say two out of a possible three points for you.
27:13All right.
27:14But I will allow you to shred one rule.
27:16What rule is it going to be?
27:17I think everyone would like it if I weren't doing this tongue thing anymore.
27:19I would appreciate it if you shredded it.
27:21Oh, I want it.
27:22Just give it to Joel.
27:23I'll tell you what, I'll just do it anyway.
27:27I volunteer.
27:27We want the tongue because I can do it, and I want it when the game is going to make
27:32really good internet.
27:36What are you going to say?
27:38Oh no, another prompt.
27:40I'm so sorry.
27:44Sorry to interrupt Sam, but Demi, you didn't do a whole lot of directing of the camera during that exchange.
27:50Jane Lynch.
27:51Camera tracking my feet as I go over to intimidate.
27:57Paul, bravo.
27:58That's going to be one point away from Demi, but also you can take one prompt off your body and
28:03place it on Demi.
28:04I bestow it upon you.
28:06Thank you so, so much, Jane Fonda.
28:09Josh!
28:09Yeah?
28:11Let's spin that wheel!
28:14Take a load off, Annie.
28:19Okay, here we go.
28:20You're waiting for the baby.
28:21I'll kill you.
28:23I'll kill you.
28:23I said, I'm going to sit for a second.
28:25And I said, take a load off, Annie.
28:27And he goes, Annie.
28:29From the song Smooth Criminal.
28:32That's going to be one point for you away from Demi.
28:34You can go ahead and take one floor off your body and put it on there.
28:36Honestly, it's time for a change.
28:38I hate that you're doing this to me, ma'am.
28:39I hate that you're doing this.
28:40You're excited.
28:41God damn it, Lady Bird Johnson.
28:46Prop!
28:46That's a prompt.
28:47Let's see what prompt.
28:50Josh.
28:51Sometimes the perfect prompt lands on the perfect person.
28:55Oh, my God.
28:56No problem.
28:58And I need help.
28:59I need help.
29:00And a three and a two and a one.
29:03I find that as a kid's sharing...
29:04As he's talking, just slowly pan away from him.
29:06We're not even paying attention to what you're saying.
29:08Live dinner.
29:09And Mama's boy.
29:11I also know that every tourist in my life is both stubborn and love the bubble bears.
29:18The Capricorns love the money.
29:21Damn.
29:23The Virgos are very white and iced.
29:26And Aquarius is love to dream.
29:30Good fucking God, Josh.
29:33What choice do I have?
29:34With one, two, three, four rules on your body, that's going to be four points for you.
29:39You can take a rule and put it in the treasure.
29:41I think I want to keep all of them.
29:43Go next.
29:43Please don't let him do that.
29:44Get rid of one of them!
29:46You don't want to get rid of a rule?
29:48What do you want me to get rid of?
29:50Family.
29:50The sexy baby.
29:51The sexy baby.
29:52Josh, if you really don't want to lose a rule, I'm not going to make you.
29:57Slow zoom into me and Anna's panicked faces, because we fucking hate this so goddamn much.
30:03Robert De Niro.
30:04Maybe this will help me win the game.
30:07Sepiatone.
30:08I'm going to kill him so much.
30:09El Pacino.
30:10You heard it at home, folks.
30:11I'm keeping full of them.
30:15Sorry, Sam.
30:16Before we move on, it does appear that we were missing a boop from Anna when she was holding Josh.
30:23It appears our friend Demi here also lost sight of his transatlantic accent.
30:28The sexy baby.
30:29Robert De Niro.
30:33Dadgummit, Rosalyn Russell.
30:34Do I get his card now?
30:35Zoom into the tip of Anna's finger.
30:36Paul, for calling out Anna, that is one point away from Anna.
30:40You can go ahead and place your rule upon Anna.
30:43Boop.
30:45Boop.
30:45Boop.
30:46And an additional point away from Demi as well.
30:50Bringing Demi to 13.
30:52Anna!
30:52Get ready to...
30:54Spin that wheel!
30:57Boop!
31:02Modifier!
31:03Rule!
31:04Oh!
31:06Modifier!
31:08Modifier!
31:09Let's see, what modifier?
31:12Cologne!
31:13Anna, you can clone one rule upon your body and give it to another player.
31:18Ooh, this is a tough choice.
31:19That's tough.
31:20You're going to clone flip-off speakers.
31:24Mm-hmm.
31:27Don't.
31:28Don't.
31:28Don't.
31:29Please don't be...
31:29Oh, follow her.
31:30She does this thing.
31:31Oh, David Lean.
31:32You're welcome.
31:35It's a standoff.
31:39Demi!
31:39Yes?
31:40Let's spin that wheel!
31:44Follow me as I walk towards the wheel.
31:46Uh, Graham Chapman with Monty Python.
31:51Yeah!
31:54Prompt!
31:55Rule!
31:56It's a rule.
31:56Let's see what rule.
31:59Now...
32:00Dammit.
32:00Zoom in on my confused face.
32:02Because we simultaneously have to flick each other off,
32:05you're going to have to give me jazz middle fingers.
32:07It's show time, Rob Schneider.
32:09Follow me as I walk back to my point over here.
32:11Josh!
32:12Uh-uh.
32:13Spin!
32:14That!
32:15Wheel!
32:16Come on.
32:17Zoom in on Josh.
32:21Prop!
32:21You got a prop.
32:22Let's see what prop.
32:23Reach across the aisle.
32:26Josh!
32:26Yeah?
32:27Let's get you back to the stage.
32:28Wearing a baby Bjorn with lots of tongue action.
32:31Uh-oh.
32:31With an invisible hula hoop.
32:33Doing a sexy baby voice.
32:35Yeah.
32:36Can you reach out to the Republican Party
32:39and try to find some common ground with it?
32:42Well, that's to say that Josh here is not a Republican himself.
32:44You never know.
32:48Archie Panjabi.
32:50Zoom into my face.
32:51And a three and a two and a one.
32:53You know, I'm not too different than you.
32:57In fact, my father was a libertarian,
33:01which isn't the same thing,
33:02but I'm also a fiscal conservative.
33:05I have never meant these middle figures more.
33:08I really want to say it's so sexy
33:11what you're doing on airports
33:14and terrorizing everyone in our country.
33:18He's not wearing a baby Bjorn anymore!
33:21Camera zooming into his face
33:23as he realizes that he's violated
33:24one of the Cardinal rules of our game, Todd Phillips.
33:27You know, that began as an attempt
33:29to reach across the aisle, Josh,
33:30but I'm not sure it ended up as one.
33:32I think I'm gonna say prompt failed.
33:35Come on.
33:35That is no points.
33:37I am gonna have to ask you
33:39to put back on that baby Bjorn.
33:40All right, no, don't help me.
33:40Let him do it himself.
33:41I think I'm my baby of the floor.
33:45Sam, there were a couple instances there
33:47where Demi did not say if it was his full name.
33:48That is not true!
33:49I just whispered under my breath,
33:51Felicity Huffman.
33:53Felicity Huffman.
33:53William H. Macy!
33:55What about transatlantic accent?
33:56Oh, God damn it.
33:56The accent's all over the place, let's be honest.
33:59I'm doing my best.
34:00I'm gonna say one point away from you, Demi.
34:02I have no choice.
34:02This sucks most of my coffee.
34:04Follow Paul as he walks out.
34:06Boop.
34:07Let's...
34:07Spin that wheel!
34:10I'm gonna walk with Anna.
34:12Let's pan with Anna.
34:15What?
34:16Jordan Peele.
34:18Oh!
34:19Modifier!
34:20Modifier?
34:20Let's see what modifier.
34:21It's gonna be another flip.
34:23Oh, a flip!
34:24Anna, what do we think is gonna flip?
34:26I'm gonna see what the flip of this is.
34:29End with cool move is gonna flip.
34:31What's on the other side of that?
34:32End with gaff?
34:34End with gaff.
34:35The opposite of a cool move would be a gaff.
34:39Whoa!
34:40They say Joe Biden did a bunch of gaffes.
34:43So we actually could see eye-to-eye gaffes.
34:46The prompt is over, Josh.
34:48The prompt is over.
34:50Sorry, Sam.
34:51I'm so sorry.
34:52But I don't see movement in Demi's middle...
34:54Fuck!
34:55It sucks so goddamn much.
34:57I don't want...
34:58I'm doing the accent right now.
34:59Zooming on my pissed-off face.
35:01Ah, goddamn it, Michael Schur.
35:04That is...
35:05I don't want to be doing this.
35:06It's my job, though.
35:07Dave, I don't want to do this either,
35:08but I didn't see Anna flipping off Sam too much by the wheel.
35:15Yo, guys, why?
35:17Sam, can I just say right now,
35:18you're not playing very nice.
35:20Fucking Judge Judy.
35:21We're going to say one point away from Demi,
35:24because I think that Paul's criticism was valid,
35:27one point away from Anna,
35:28and one point for Josh.
35:29Josh, please pick a rule on your body to give to Anna.
35:32I want to give him my baby.
35:33Do it!
35:34Here we go.
35:37Help!
35:38Help!
35:39Oh, I'm so sorry about what it said.
35:41What it said?
35:42I had no control over what it said.
35:44I'm scared.
35:45And here it fucking goes.
35:45Deanna, good luck, dog.
35:47Boop!
35:49And you know what?
35:50I mean, I don't feel great about all the people
35:53I've had to call out here on stage,
35:55and I think you could decide that that isn't playing nice.
35:58So why don't you go ahead and take a rule from your body
36:00and give it to me?
36:02Oh!
36:03Zoom in as music that sounds a little bit like
36:06the Curb Your Enthusiasm pinpoints.
36:08Legally distinct from it.
36:10Paul, thank you so much.
36:11Now, let's get ready to...
36:13Spin that wheel!
36:17Get it out!
36:18Get it out!
36:19Get it out!
36:21Dutch angle!
36:24Modifier!
36:25That's a modifier.
36:26Let's see what modifier.
36:27Oh!
36:28Freaky Friday!
36:30Freaky Friday.
36:31Does it mean I get a fortune cookie?
36:33Jamie Lee Curtis?
36:34Demi.
36:34Yes, Lindsay Lohan.
36:35Pick another person and swap all the rules on your body
36:38for all the rules on theirs.
36:40Sam didn't direct the camera that time.
36:42Oh!
36:43Oh!
36:43Tim Story.
36:45Crash zoom on my winking face.
36:56Demi, because you called me out on not directing the camera
37:00and you were right to, take a rule and put it on me.
37:05I get to take a rule off of me and put it onto you.
37:08Oh, God.
37:09Oh, shit!
37:11Careful.
37:12I don't think I understood the gaff one at all.
37:14Boop.
37:15It's pretty easy.
37:16You just gotta do stuff.
37:17Oh!
37:18Demi, ouch.
37:19And that's an additional point to you.
37:21Goo goo ga ga.
37:22This in cheap slow motion.
37:26Get the fucker.
37:27What could possibly be happening?
37:29Sam, you were speaking to Demi just now,
37:31but he wasn't flipping you off.
37:32Shit.
37:33I'm gonna give Paul this.
37:34Oh, that's fun.
37:36Oh!
37:36Oh, this one's nice.
37:37Turn my angle upside down,
37:39give it a nice orange tint with kind of like psychedelic effects
37:42and do like a little 60s kind of music riff.
37:49Thank you so much.
37:50Get it, Paul!
37:51Joe Jonas.
37:52We're gonna take one point away from you, Demi,
37:54bringing you to 11.
37:57Oh, fiddlesticks.
37:58Josh!
37:59Yeah?
38:00Let's spin that wheel!
38:04Captain Hepburn.
38:07You got this, Joshy.
38:09Oh, my.
38:11Another rule.
38:12Christopher Walken.
38:14Monosyllabically.
38:15What this means is that every word that comes out of your mouth
38:18needs to be only one syllable.
38:21Boop.
38:21Oh!
38:23I did it here.
38:24Christopher Fitzgerald.
38:25Anna, let's spin that wheel!
38:31Um, Dan Levy.
38:32Off we go.
38:35Comedian Dan Levy?
38:36Yeah!
38:38Prompt.
38:38Prompt.
38:39I could do a prompt.
38:40That prompt is...
38:42Oh, no!
38:42No!
38:43No!
38:43No!
38:47That starts with B.
38:49Literally, she texted us earlier today saying,
38:51I hope there's nothing about naming movies.
38:57And a three.
38:58And a two.
38:59And a one.
39:00Go.
39:01Before sunrise.
39:02Breakfast at Tiffany's.
39:04Barney's Big Adventure.
39:06B-movie.
39:08Huh?
39:09The Terminator.
39:10B-movie.
39:13The B-movie.
39:14Okay, that's three B-movie.
39:16Bum.
39:17Bull.
39:18Shut the fuck up!
39:2030 seconds.
39:20No, I can do this.
39:21B-bull.
39:22B-bull.
39:23I hate these guys!
39:24Uh, Babysitter Club.
39:26Beauty.
39:26Beauty.
39:27Beauty and the Beast.
39:28Bum.
39:28I'm gonna kill them.
39:30Bull.
39:30What?
39:31B.
39:31I can do this if you shut the fuck up, I swear!
39:34But I'm a cheerleader.
39:35But I'm a cheerleader.
39:36But I'm a cheerleader!
39:36B.
39:37Um.
39:38Bum.
39:38I'm sorry, Anna.
39:40We were trying to help.
39:41What the fuck were you saying?
39:43Bull.
39:44Bumble?
39:44B.
39:46Bumblebee?
39:52Show me kind of like out of focus.
39:57Sam, Anna hasn't been saying any full names.
40:01No!
40:02I did just want to share that with you.
40:03Thank you so much, Paul.
40:05No!
40:06Look out!
40:07Sorry, Anna's gonna say, uh...
40:10Anna's so sorry.
40:12But for not mentioning famous people's names,
40:14I am gonna take a point of these.
40:15I don't even need the points.
40:17Al Capone.
40:17Demi, let's...
40:19Pin that needle!
40:22Will Carroll!
40:27Modifier!
40:28That's a modifier.
40:29Let's see what modifier.
40:30Thank God.
40:32Australia!
40:33Australia mode.
40:34What the hell does that mean?
40:35Here's what's gonna happen.
40:37Everyone take your rules off of your body.
40:40That's right.
40:40All of them.
40:41And flip them.
40:42Josh, let's see what you got.
40:44Lots of hip action.
40:47Invisible treadmill.
40:50Loquaciously!
40:51Indubitably.
40:54And finally...
40:55Oof, Josh.
40:56Wearing an adult Bjorn.
41:01No!
41:02No!
41:04I love it.
41:05It's nice and heavy.
41:06We once dropped that from the ceiling
41:07and traumatized three other players.
41:08Yes, you did.
41:09I loved that.
41:10He's a heavy boy.
41:12Josh is gonna collapse.
41:16Lots of hip action.
41:18Oh, no!
41:22Listen, listen.
41:25Indubitably.
41:26Anna, let's see what you got.
41:27End with non-famous full name.
41:30Heart hands instead of jazz hands.
41:33In a vaguely European accent.
41:36And finally, in a dog cone.
41:39Demi, let's see what you've got.
41:40End with cool moves.
41:41End with cool moves.
41:43As a sycophantic LLM.
41:46Wow, what a great idea for a prompt.
41:48And curtsy to speakers.
41:51That's great.
41:51I love playing this game with you.
41:53And the golden rule is now curtsy to speakers.
41:58And players, my flips say cooties upon any touch.
42:02Oh!
42:02And play me, motherfuckers.
42:04The final rules of Australia Mode
42:07if you can get this through your thick skull.
42:09Oh, he's being so rude.
42:11But he's describing us very accurately.
42:12You must spin the opposite way.
42:14And all of us must speak in our best Australian accent.
42:18Oh, yeah, mate!
42:20Now, what does that mean for me?
42:23I think your rule overrules the Australian accent, Anna.
42:27You can just add the word might to the end of your were sentences equatiously.
42:30Josh, you do have to make sense.
42:33Don't make sense in context.
42:35Indubitably!
42:35Josh.
42:35Yes, indubitably, mate.
42:37Let's spin that wheel!
42:42Indubitably!
42:46Jesus Christ.
42:47Oh, this is going to be apocryphal, mate.
42:49All right.
42:50Left.
42:52Everybody must move one godforsaken rule to the left.
42:56Ugh!
42:57I'll go first.
42:58The new golden rule is play mean.
43:02Wow!
43:03Josh!
43:04You get curtsy to speak us.
43:06No problem!
43:07Which one are you going to give me, Josh?
43:08Oh, I'm going to give you laquatiously, mate.
43:10Here you go.
43:12Struggling a bit with that one, weren't you?
43:13Indubitably!
43:14Obviously, I will give you the hard hands.
43:16It's just sort of annoying to have to do something physically.
43:18What a great choice.
43:19All the time.
43:20And, of course, to finish off what I'm going to be saying.
43:23Jetadjurians.
43:24Don't forget players to be mean to each other.
43:26Cunt, cunt, cunt.
43:27Everybody here is so fucking dumb.
43:29India, call me.
43:30Tell me, what's it going to be that you're going to give me?
43:33Now, I don't really respect you much, so I'm going to give you curtsy to speak.
43:36Right.
43:37Which I believe is a good choice.
43:38That's nice of you.
43:39Goodies.
43:39Next up, it's Anna.
43:41Oh, boy.
43:42Time to spin that wheel.
43:46Stupid.
43:47My turn to spin the wheel.
43:49Don't look at me, stupid.
43:50I can't look at you while you're fucking the shit out of my likeness.
43:54I'm not fucking him, Sam.
43:55I'm on a fucking invisible treadmill.
43:57Here we go.
43:58Wow.
43:59Weak gloss.
44:01Goodies.
44:01Goodies.
44:02Oh, I've got the net prompt.
44:04Now, I would love to point out in this moment that Sam has not really been curtsying.
44:07Idiot.
44:09We'll deal with you in a moment.
44:10Hurry up, fucking idiot.
44:12Name 10 Shakespeare plays.
44:15Oh, doggy mate.
44:18Let's get you back on stage, please.
44:20Now, even before we get to this, Anna.
44:21Dammit, you called me out appropriately and not curtsy.
44:24Oh, sure did.
44:25Would you like to take something off your body?
44:27Thank you, robot.
44:29Fuck this.
44:31Anna, that's going to...
44:32Hold on.
44:33Okay.
44:33Three, two, one.
44:35Henry's the first.
44:36Henry's the second.
44:37Henry's the third.
44:37Henry's the fourth.
44:38Henry's the fifth.
44:39Henry's the sixth.
44:39Oh, no.
44:40Henry's the seventh.
44:40Henry's the eighth.
44:41Hamlet.
44:42Romeo and Juliet.
44:42Go, keep going.
44:43Macbeth.
44:44Bumblebee, the robot movie.
44:46The B-movie.
44:48Othello.
44:49Hamlet.
44:50The Twelfth Night.
44:51Measure for Measure.
44:53Coriolanus.
44:53And Coriolanus, of course.
44:55Alice Hyman.
44:56That's my friend.
44:56I think she's done it.
44:57Great job.
44:59This fucker.
45:00Or no, Sam.
45:01Cole's rule is flipped.
45:02He's now directing our PA instead of the camera.
45:05Wesley here.
45:05He's a tremendous PA.
45:07I'm going to go ahead and ask him to give a fist bump to all the players because they've been
45:10doing such a great job.
45:10But also, Sam, Josh has been really, really bad about curtsying.
45:14I've been watching the stage.
45:14Get the fuck out of here, mate.
45:16Fuck off.
45:18Excuse me, mate.
45:19I've been fighting the adult Bjorn.
45:22Uninvisible treadmill in the adult Bjorn is not one of your rules.
45:26I mean it is a fucking euphemism, you fuck.
45:29He's actually supposed to believe that he's wearing it and I would argue he's not even really wearing it.
45:32He's a hundred thousand pounds, mate.
45:34Wesley, why don't you go ahead and see if Sam wants a bottle of water.
45:37Would you like a bottle of water, mate?
45:42Now you're cut.
45:43What's happened?
45:44What's happened?
45:45Paul.
45:46Yeah.
45:46You call that an Australian accent?
45:48Oh!
45:50I would like to really quick just point out that there is now five moments that Sam has not said
45:55cooties.
45:55The three fist bumps, the moment in which Wesley touched you, and the moment in which you handed it over
45:59to Paul.
46:01Wow, Demi, you shit.
46:04I'm playing very mean, bitch.
46:06Go ahead and give me a rule that's a point for Demi.
46:09What are you going to give him?
46:10I think I'm going to give Sam, and with a cool move.
46:13Because I'm sure that he can do a really good job of that.
46:15Ass.
46:16Goodies.
46:17There we go.
46:18I don't see a lot of curtsies.
46:19I want to go home, bitch.
46:21I said I want to go home, bitch.
46:25I want to fucking go home so badly.
46:28I'm fucking dying here, mate.
46:31I've done the Hulu.
46:33I've worn a fucking baby.
46:34This motherfucker weighs 855 pounds.
46:37I've lost my voice.
46:38My dick hurts.
46:39I went go-guarding earlier.
46:42I'm 42.
46:43I'm 42, mate.
46:45Have I not been doing enough tongue action?
46:46You sexy fucking babies.
46:49I've got maybe five minutes left in my life.
46:52I don't think they even do this in the Tough Mudder.
46:54Josh.
46:54Yes?
46:55Listen.
46:56That's one point away from you from not curtsies.
46:58What the fuck?
47:00Paul, for calling out Josh, please put one of your rules on Josh.
47:03Josh, that's going to be one point away from you.
47:05Please don't.
47:06Bringing you to 19.
47:08Oh, God.
47:09Wes, please go ahead and join Josh.
47:12Oh, God.
47:13Maybe use like an object to brush the hair out of my fucking face.
47:17Oh, yeah.
47:19Good idea.
47:22Paul, thank you so much.
47:23See you later, assholes.
47:25Demi.
47:26Yes?
47:26Get ready to win the wheel.
47:32What an incredible opportunity you've given me.
47:34That's not very mean.
47:36I'd like to point out that she's not speaking very loquaciously.
47:38Aw.
47:39Wes, delete all the footage.
47:41So, I really largely appreciate all of the generosity in which you are looking out for me.
47:46Demi, if you could please go ahead and spin the wheel in that direction.
47:50I just touched Anna and he did not say cooies.
47:53Fuck me.
47:53Fuck my life.
47:56You're hoisted by your own petard.
47:59Oh, my God.
48:00I got nothing.
48:00I've got good news to you, Demi.
48:01That's an additional point for you for calling me out on my bullshit.
48:05Like a real rat bastard.
48:07Yay.
48:08Go ahead and give us one more big spin.
48:11That was, um, curtsy but you did not do a cool move.
48:16Indubitable.
48:17Let's give my incredible friend, Anna.
48:20I touched you and you didn't say cooies.
48:24Gooties.
48:26So sorry Anna, where was the non-famous name just now?
48:29Paul Robolino.
48:30Oh!
48:31Yeah that's playing me.
48:36Paul, where were the fucking hard hands, mate?
48:39Oh!
48:42Oh wait, I got a koozie.
48:43Fuck my life.
48:44They just high-fived you didn't say cooies.
48:47Greg Durra, my history teacher in 7th grade.
48:50Wes, delete the footage.
48:56Ian!
48:57Oh!
48:58What is it? You're free, Josh! You're free!
49:00We're all free!
49:01I don't have to keep doing this anymore?
49:03Back to the stage, players.
49:05Sorry, I feel wet.
49:08Wow. Extraordinarily competent job players.
49:13Fuck you.
49:14The point at the end of this, our avant-garde game show circus.
49:19Josh with 19, Anna with 12, Demi with 13.
49:24Which means that the winner of this excruciating torture
49:27is Josh Rubin!
49:33Get your hand off his ass!
49:35I can't!
49:36Josh, your prize tonight is...
49:43Goodies!
49:43Congrats, Josh!
49:45Thank you so much!
49:47Yes!
49:47That does it for this monumental production.
49:50Tune in next time, goodies, for more of the game similarity.
49:55Yeah!
49:56I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding you that I don't make the rules.
50:00My team of lackeys does.
50:02Good night, Jamie Finkelstein.
50:04and I will win with you.
50:06Thank you very much!
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