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Baylen Out Loud Season 3 Episode 3 - Unsave the Date
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00:00Santa!
00:02That's a brand new tick to me.
00:04I didn't know you screamed Santa like Santa!
00:07.
00:07Bitch.
00:09La, la, la, la.
00:10Go yourself, bitch.
00:13Are you excited to put up the Christmas tree?
00:15I am.
00:17We have an alpaca.
00:18We got another alpaca.
00:19We have maybe another.
00:22Wait till we have a yard.
00:23There'll be 18 blow up alpacas in the front of it.
00:26No.
00:27Oh.
00:28I can promise you that's a yes.
00:31I didn't make that purchase.
00:32Sorry, that's fraud.
00:33With Sammy as the maid of honor,
00:36there are some things that need to change.
00:40I just want to know why you couldn't be there.
00:45I didn't know I had to re-explain that.
00:48Like , I don't know.
00:50It's just hard with my anxiety and OCD and traveling,
00:53and it's really an inconvenience for anybody to travel,
00:56of course.
00:57It was just a mess.
00:58It was just a mess.
01:00Yeah, so there is something that we did want to talk to you guys about.
01:04Okay.
01:05We want to see how you guys feel about a venue change.
01:10Most clients absolutely do not change their venue six months out.
01:15Six months.
01:16To basically restart.
01:20There is a lot of unknowns and a lot of things that could go wrong.
01:24We want our dream wedding so badly, but we're going to be lucky to even get a wedding at all
01:29at this point.
01:39There's snow in the air, but it all looks like glitter.
01:43And the blanket that covers the ground makes me shiver.
01:47But I'm cozy and warm in the cold of this winter.
01:51That's the magic of Christmas.
01:58Oh, my God.
02:03Santa.
02:06Are you excited to see Santa?
02:09I am.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Are you?
02:11I'm excited to have family Christmas photos.
02:13We've never gotten family Christmas photos.
02:16No, we have not.
02:17This Christmas season has felt extra stressful in a lot of different ways.
02:22Last week, we asked our wedding planners if it would be possible to change the location of our wedding.
02:27It's just been very overwhelming waiting for the news.
02:29I could really use a distraction, so Colin, the pups, and I, we got our Santa hats on.
02:35We are ready to meet Santa, y'all.
02:37We are ready.
02:38It's something that, you know, we've never done before.
02:40I haven't done it since I was a little kid.
02:43Ho, ho, ho yourself back to the sleigh, you fat ass bitch.
02:48bitch.
02:51Mother .
02:54Buddy.
02:55I'm just kidding.
02:56Bald bitch.
02:57You're bald.
02:59Moles are just a huge, overwhelming, stimulating environment for me just because of everything
03:07that's going on, the noise, all the people everywhere.
03:09If there's long lines, and if I have to wait in the long lines.
03:12Hate, hate, hate.
03:13Double hate.
03:16Like, I get anxious to go out in public.
03:18I get anxious to go in malls.
03:19I get anxious to, like, run into a lot of people.
03:22Want it up.
03:24I don't want to have to explain myself.
03:28It just can be a lot.
03:29I don't need to get any more tech ideas.
03:32No.
03:34God damn.
03:36Hoo, hoo, hoo.
03:37Get out now before we get in there.
03:39You're just a handsome little man.
03:42You fat ass mother .
03:43You're not fat.
03:45It's okay.
03:46Come on in.
03:47All right, you ready?
03:50Come on.
03:51Hey.
03:52Bold bitch.
03:56Ho, ho, ho your ass back to the sleigh, you fat ass bitch.
04:00The amount of times that I want to say these kids as a tick is crazy.
04:05And I really didn't want to say anything that really could hurt anybody.
04:10But at the end of the day, anything's really possible.
04:13Because right now, I'm, like, super stressed.
04:16Ho, ho, ho.
04:17Your ass back to the sleigh, you fat ass bitch.
04:22Ho, ho, ho your ass back to the sleigh, you fat ass bitch.
04:26Want it up.
04:27We're next.
04:28I know.
04:29Oh, .
04:32Ho, ho, ho your ass back to the sleigh, you fat ass bitch.
04:37I'm just worried that I'm going to tell Santa to ho, ho, ho himself back to the sleigh,
04:40this fat ass bitch.
04:41Why do you have to call Santa a fat ass bitch?
04:43Ho, ho, ho yourself back to the sleigh, you fat ass bitch.
04:47I have no idea.
04:49I just have the urge to tell Santa that he's a fat ass.
04:56All right, so you guys are good to go up to Santa.
05:00Okay, sweet.
05:01Yeah, okay.
05:02Go ahead.
05:03Ho, ho.
05:04Merry Christmas.
05:05Merry Christmas.
05:06Hello, my friend.
05:07There you go, Fluff.
05:08Hi there.
05:09I like your hat.
05:10How are you?
05:11Fluff, you want to come right up here?
05:13Yes.
05:13The more the merrier.
05:14I'll put you over this side.
05:16One more in my lap is fine.
05:18You want to put 2D on his lap?
05:19Whichever one you think will stay.
05:20There you go.
05:21Hi, precious.
05:21Hi.
05:22Hi, Fluff.
05:23Stay there.
05:23How are you?
05:24You said you're...
05:24No, Fluff.
05:25Put her here and I'll try again.
05:28There you go, Fluff.
05:29There you go.
05:30There you go, Fluff.
05:31All right.
05:33There you go.
05:34Yay!
05:35Yay!
05:36Yay!
05:38Perfect.
05:39Yeah.
05:39And then you guys gonna jump in?
05:41Yeah.
05:41Okay.
05:43Hey, Jingle Bell.
05:45Here we go.
05:46Hi.
05:46All right.
05:48Everybody up here.
05:49Look at them.
05:51Yay!
05:53Hi.
05:55Perfect.
05:57Oh, my God.
05:57Tootie's on top of Fluff.
06:01Thank you so much, Santa.
06:02It's what we do.
06:03We love dogs.
06:04Oh, thank you.
06:05Wow.
06:06Which dog do you think has been naughty and nice?
06:10Oh, there's a troublemaker, right?
06:11Yeah.
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:13We got it written all over you.
06:15Sorry.
06:16Who's on the naughty list?
06:24Thank you so much.
06:25Merry Christmas.
06:26Merry Christmas to you.
06:28Suck a .
06:32Today's trip to meet Santa was super successful, and I definitely think we got some amazing
06:37photos of us as a family, and I didn't cuss out Santa.
06:40Okay?
06:41I did whisper it.
06:42We camouflaged it.
06:44But Santa did not know that he was a fat ass.
06:46So.
06:47Ho, ho, ho yourself back to the sleigh, you fat ass bitch.
06:52I had so much fun.
06:54Yeah, it was fun.
06:55And the dog's pictures turned out so good.
06:58They really did.
06:59They were looking and everything.
07:02Are you gonna get them?
07:03I can hold fluff while you put pumpkin.
07:06Okay.
07:07I got it.
07:08Ice cream on the way home?
07:09Nope.
07:10Okay.
07:11Can you put this back there?
07:16All right, ready?
07:17Shannon's calling me.
07:19Okay.
07:20We'll answer it.
07:22Hey, Shannon.
07:23Hey, Colin.
07:24How are you?
07:24Good.
07:25How are you?
07:26Oh, hey, girl.
07:27How are you?
07:28Oh, I'm lovely.
07:28How are you?
07:29It's nice to hear from you.
07:31I know.
07:32I hope Shannon is calling to give us some updates on this venue change that we brought
07:38up to her.
07:38I wanted to give you a quick update on wedding plans.
07:44Okay.
07:44I talked to the people over at Airely.
07:48Um, and guess what?
07:50They have one Saturday left for next year.
07:55One.
07:57Well, what-
07:58And it's one whole month before your current wedding date.
08:06A month before.
08:09A month before.
08:11So that means we just have to kind of move everything up a bit, start to get things rolling
08:18even quicker.
08:19So, luckily, I don't have another wedding booked on that day.
08:23So it works for me and my team, too.
08:27Yeah.
08:27I mean, so they have one date available, but what are the actual, like, expenses and costs
08:33looking like for that date?
08:35They are putting together some estimates for us, some menu options, et cetera.
08:39And as soon as I have that, I will send that over to you guys.
08:42Yeah.
08:43We really need to see those numbers before we can make any kind of decision on a venue
08:48change, especially if it's going to be, you know, more expensive or roughly around
08:54the same price as the venue that we're currently with.
08:56Um, it really doesn't make a whole lot of sense to make the switch if it's not going
09:01to be less expensive for us.
09:04Oh, absolutely.
09:05We need to make this make sense for you guys.
09:07So they're working on some estimates for us.
09:10And as soon as I have that, I will get that over to you.
09:13Okay.
09:13That works.
09:14Thank you so much.
09:15Thank you, Shannon.
09:16Of course.
09:17Of course.
09:17Talk to you later.
09:18Bye-bye.
09:20Okay.
09:21What are your thoughts?
09:22A whole month before.
09:25That puts us roughly around five months until our wedding.
09:28I know.
09:30This isn't exactly the good news that we were hoping for.
09:33We knew changing our wedding venue was going to be complicated, but pulling off our dream
09:39wedding in five months or under might not even be physically possible.
09:45I still have to get my dress that I still haven't gotten.
09:49Yeah.
09:49You got a dress, then you got alterations for the dress.
09:52A month is really a lot.
09:55Can we pull this off in a month less of time?
10:00Not by ourselves.
10:01I mean, Shane is going to really have to work overtime.
10:03I mean, we got to be thinking about the future here.
10:06It's not just about the wedding or the honeymoon, but also I'm switching careers.
10:10And there's a lot that goes into this and whatever avenue that we can save money.
10:15I mean, we need to take that avenue.
10:17It is disappointing to be back in this waiting game.
10:21I really hope we get some better news soon.
10:23If the venue change is not possible, I think I would be a little bit sad because I want as
10:31much people there on our wedding day as possible.
10:33And I just don't think that that will happen with the seclusion.
10:39Tonight, I'll bring it back there with me for a little top secret mission.
10:43I look like an emo girl at school.
10:46I don't know what emo girls are.
10:48It's like people in, like, all black.
10:52Goth?
10:53Oh, my.
10:54I knew I wasn't the father.
10:56Okay, wait, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:57We have some very important news that we need to tell everyone.
11:01Oh, boy.
11:02Oh, boy.
11:22Ready?
11:23Don't forget, buddy, you got to be able to keep a secret, okay?
11:26Because I got a good idea for your mom.
11:28Holidays are always special, especially with a big family.
11:31But having it so close to my 25th wedding anniversary, I kind of want to make it really special.
11:38So tonight, I'm bringing Beckner with me for a little top secret mission for a gift for Julie.
11:47I'm Al. I called on the phone.
11:49Shane.
11:49Shane, nice to meet you.
11:50Yes, nice to meet you.
11:50I'm Beckner.
11:54I've had these two rings, but my wife hasn't worn them for maybe eight, nine years.
11:59All right.
12:01I don't know if the diamonds are going to fall out of them or not.
12:03That's why she didn't want to wear them.
12:04All right, let's take a look.
12:06So Julie has two rings because we had two weddings.
12:10One was for our courthouse wedding, and the other one was for our big marriage in front of all of
12:16our friends in the church.
12:18Julie's very deserving of heartfelt things, and I want her to feel,
12:22you know, as special as she deserves.
12:26For 25 years, she's allowed me to chase my dreams.
12:33It's a little difficult to keep a surprise from Julie.
12:36You know, I don't want to keep things from my wife, but it's got to happen for our 25th.
12:42So, anyway, I can put both of those together.
12:45I don't know.
12:46Yeah, I think we can.
12:47Fuse together.
12:48So to incorporate these two together, I think they'll make a beautiful ring.
12:52What I'm going to do is let me just take them in the back, take a good look to make
12:57sure everything's exactly the way we want to do it.
13:00Perfect.
13:01You're right.
13:02Yeah.
13:05I'm a little bit out of my element talking about, like, weddings and all that, but I definitely do know
13:10what I'm talking about, like, with bling and drip.
13:13Oh, my God.
13:16Dad, you got to get one of those.
13:18For the wedding, you got to look tough, you know?
13:22That's not going to make me look tough, buddy.
13:23Dad, yeah, it will.
13:26It has diamonds, gold, and silver on it.
13:29How are you?
13:30Do you want to look something?
13:30Look at something?
13:31Mmm.
13:32As I'm looking at all the jewelry, I honestly, like, want all of it.
13:36Like, I mean, I'm a kid.
13:36I want all of it.
13:37You got a matching chain?
13:40Look at those kids.
13:40Oh, those are shiny.
13:42Yeah.
13:42You want to try them on?
13:44I mean, yes, please.
13:51Oh, yeah, you're, yeah, you're real, like a real gangster.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Okay, you got a whole bunch of room.
13:58Looks like a choker.
14:00You look like an emo girl at school.
14:04But I don't know about emo girls.
14:06It's like people in, like, all black.
14:09Goth?
14:10Oh, my God.
14:12All right, let's get these off.
14:15Please.
14:18Don't forget.
14:20It's still a secret.
14:21I've been holding on to a lot of secrets.
14:24You think I can get, like, a little gift?
14:26Shut up.
14:28I think we got everything we need.
14:31All right.
14:32We're here for your mom's anniversary gift.
14:37We're not here to get dangly dinglies and all the little shanglies.
14:42Dangly dinglies.
14:44I think we can get this done for you in a couple of days.
14:46Oh, perfect.
14:48Thanks again, man.
14:48Thank you very much, Alan.
14:49I appreciate your time.
14:50We'll take care of you.
14:51It's gonna be wonderful.
14:53Come on, buddy.
14:53Let's go.
14:55Don't forget this is a secret, okay?
14:57Dad, I know.
15:16I've definitely been stressed about wedding planning.
15:19So, tonight, I'm meeting up with my friends at a pop-up bar in D.C. that's Christmas-themed.
15:25And we are having a ugly sweater themed.
15:29Girls' Night Out.
15:32Hi.
15:32Hi.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Look at this.
15:35Look at this.
15:35Yeah.
15:36I'm so excited to see this sweater.
15:38I'm so excited.
15:40Guys, I need...
15:43Oh, my God.
15:45It's so cute.
15:45It's so cute.
15:49Balan gave us the dress code, you know, the day before.
15:52So, Merry Wolfmas.
15:58Hi.
16:00Hello.
16:02Aileen is, of course, one of my bridesmaids.
16:04I know Bree from working out.
16:05And I met Josie and Sarah through Lila, my best friend, who's currently in South Africa
16:11with her boyfriend, Aiden, while he gets his visa renewed.
16:14And I'm obviously missing Lila tons.
16:17But I feel really blessed to have this community here in D.C. and how it just keeps expanding.
16:22One, two, three.
16:24Merry Christmas!
16:30Okay, so do you guys see the huge martini glasses when we first walked in?
16:34Yes.
16:34Wait, I missed that.
16:35I caught it.
16:35I caught it.
16:36I missed it.
16:37I saw it.
16:37We'll see it on the way out.
16:40Hey, guys.
16:41Hi.
16:42Hi.
16:42Welcome to Urban Roast.
16:44Can I start?
16:44Can I have something to drink?
16:45Can I do the Jolly Rita?
16:47Yes, ma'am.
16:47Holly Jolly Rita.
16:49And then...
16:50Even though the holiday season triggers my tics and it's loud and overstimulating,
16:55honestly, it's amazing to just be able to push through that and just be here and have
17:00so much fun.
17:01What are your plans for the holidays?
17:03We're going to go see my nieces and new nephew.
17:07A little potato.
17:09A little potato.
17:10A little nugget.
17:11I'm going home to New York.
17:12I'm going to bring Chase, my dog, on the train with me.
17:14He's not going to escape?
17:16No, he's not going to escape.
17:19Yes, we'll know you.
17:21My family is doing this gathering where we're all going to get like $20 gender neutral gifts.
17:28If that's the best...
17:29Like a white elephant?
17:29Uh-huh.
17:30That's what it's called.
17:31We're going to do like a white elephant.
17:33And my parents' 25th wedding anniversary is literally right around the corner.
17:3925 years.
17:40This year for Christmas and for my parents' 25th wedding anniversary, I wanted to get
17:44something that we've never really done before for our parents.
17:48Something that's super sentimental and something that's cheap.
17:53I was thinking of doing like maybe videos from all the kids and just doing like what you mean to
18:00us.
18:00Absolutely.
18:01Oh, that's perfect.
18:01You absolutely have to do that.
18:03You have to.
18:03And also like incorporating Sammy is a really big thing because Sammy can't make it.
18:08Yeah.
18:10Sammy won't be coming home for Christmas this year as she's still trying to navigate her flight anxiety and OCD.
18:17Well, that's really sweet of you all to do something for them.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:22How's wedding planning going?
18:24Colin!
18:25Oh!
18:26Sorry.
18:27You're fine.
18:27Like what's happening?
18:29You guys know me.
18:30Everything's done.
18:31Yeah.
18:32Yeah.
18:33A little bit.
18:34Yeah.
18:37It's going.
18:39Colin and I haven't heard back from Shannon about what the price will be for the potential
18:43new venue.
18:44So I'm still trying to process kind of where and when we're going to get married at this
18:50point.
18:50I haven't even told my family about this because it's happened so fast.
18:54So I do wonder what my friends are going to think.
18:59I haven't sent out anything.
19:01I haven't done anything.
19:02That's okay.
19:02I haven't picked out my dress.
19:06We still have time.
19:09And there might be a venue change.
19:12Oh!
19:12Oh!
19:13Phelan!
19:15Oh!
19:15Wait.
19:16Okay.
19:16This is news.
19:18I am very shocked.
19:20Hearing that she's talking about changing her wedding venue was crazy to me.
19:24At this point in the wedding planning process, I had my venue.
19:27I had my photographer, videographer, florist, catering.
19:32I had all of those booked already.
19:34And so she's definitely a little bit behind on her timeline, I will say.
19:39Okay, so what are we thinking?
19:40Basically, like, we're a little, what our wedding planner called us, vendor, venue poor.
19:47Because our venue costed 40% of our wedding budget.
19:52Wow.
19:52Crazy.
19:53And it was a great place.
19:55And it was a great place.
19:55Like, it's bougie.
19:55It's beautiful.
19:56Like, it was where I wanted to get married.
19:59But I'm having second thoughts because there is not an airport within two hours.
20:05Oh, wow.
20:06And I just don't think that a lot of people are going to make it to the wedding.
20:10Right.
20:10It just might not be practical and that's okay.
20:12Yeah.
20:12And that's fine that you still realize that.
20:14Yeah.
20:14Do you have, like, another one in mind than the original one?
20:18Mm-hmm.
20:19It was one that we already looked at 40 minutes away from my family.
20:22Oh, wow.
20:23Okay.
20:23An hour away from Dulles Airport.
20:25Now, do they have a date open that works for you guys?
20:27They do.
20:28Okay.
20:29It could possibly be if we change the venue a whole month earlier.
20:35Earlier?
20:37Oh.
20:37Wow.
20:39So, if this change happens, do you think you have enough time to make plans?
20:44Since that nothing's been done, it kind of, nothing's been pushed back because it's like,
20:50I mean, hey, I wouldn't be Balin without any type of change.
20:54Last minute?
20:55Could not be.
20:55Not you.
20:56No, no, no, no.
20:57Could never be you.
20:58Not me.
20:59That must be Colin.
21:01Explain everything on him.
21:03Colin.
21:05Tonight has been a total blast, but I can see how shocked my friends are at our potential
21:10venue change in our shortened timeline.
21:13Now I'm starting even to question myself if this is going to be possible to pull off our
21:17dream wedding.
21:18Oh!
21:19Balin, there's too much on there.
21:21Yeah.
21:21No, no, no, no.
21:23Do you like the llama?
21:25Do you like the...
21:25The top of your teeth are just reaching them.
21:28We're in an apartment.
21:29It's nine feet tall.
21:34Tonight my tics are very active.
21:37The anxiety of waiting to tell my parents, I have a surprise for them.
21:41It's definitely caused my tics to spike.
21:49Hey!
21:50Hey!
21:50It's not a white Christmas surprise surprise.
21:52Just a bit of slush on the path outside.
21:55One side of the lights on the tree outside.
21:58Whoa!
21:59Hey!
22:00Hey!
22:00Hey!
22:01Hey!
22:01Hey!
22:02Hey!
22:02Hey!
22:11Hey!
22:13Hey!
22:14Look at this!
22:16Oh, look at her!
22:18She's riding it!
22:20We have officially been on the countdown to Christmas, so I've been super focused on decorating,
22:25shopping, and more shopping.
22:27I found a huge, giant, inflatable llama, and I snatched it.
22:32Do you like the llama?
22:34I like the eggs.
22:37We're in an apartment.
22:39It's nine feet tall.
22:41Well, I thought it was going to fit on the patio.
22:43It didn't fit on the patio.
22:46Yeah.
22:47Dick swamp.
22:48Around Christmas time, I never know what I'm going to walk into the house with Balan's decorations.
22:54Either a pink Christmas tree, donut ornaments, squishmallowed ornaments, and now we have an inflatable llama in the living room.
23:04There you go.
23:04Everybody get in the back.
23:07Come on in here.
23:13It's almost time for a call with Shannon.
23:17Yeah, we got to do that.
23:19Our wedding planner, Shannon, has asked us to do a video call today because it sounds like she has gotten
23:26the prices back for potentially making a change to our venue.
23:30I'm very much praying.
23:32I'm on my hands and knees for some amazing venue news.
23:36Praise Jesus.
23:39Hey, guys.
23:40How are you?
23:41Good.
23:41How are you?
23:42We're good.
23:42Ready for Christmas.
23:43How about you?
23:44Yeah, for sure.
23:46So, let's talk wedding.
23:49Last time we spoke, I let you guys know that the possible new venue, Airly, had that one date left.
23:58And I've got some information for you guys to think about, kind of talk over.
24:03So, comparing catering costs, comparing our other vendors, combined with transportation, the cost of this new venue would be about
24:15a third of the cost of our current one.
24:20I don't know.
24:21I'm right there with you.
24:23I'm right there with you.
24:25That is a pretty good savings right there.
24:28So, I know changing venues and changing dates is a big change, you know?
24:35And I wish I could say, take your time, but I can't.
24:38Because this time of year is engagement season.
24:41And they're going to start looking for a wedding venue.
24:44So, we want to make sure that if we want it, we've got to jump on it.
24:49You guys talk it over.
24:51Let me know what you think.
24:53And we'll talk soon, okay?
24:55Thank you so much.
24:56That was definitely some good news.
25:00Dick.
25:01But now we have to figure out if saving that money outweighs rushing to get our dream wedding a whole
25:09month sooner.
25:11God damn.
25:12What are your thoughts?
25:14Yeah, I mean, a third of the cost.
25:18Bitch.
25:18Bitch.
25:20I mean, that's a huge chunk of money that we're saving.
25:26But you also have to think about it.
25:28You know, this moves the wedding a month earlier to the point where it's now going to go from six,
25:38seven months out to four or five.
25:40Four or five.
25:42And we need to make this major decision ASAP, like today.
25:49We're in this pickle with our venues right now just simply because our first venue, we got kind of swept
25:56away with the views and we signed on the dotted line before knowing we want a venue that is more
26:01accessible to our guests.
26:03We also need to make sure that we're able to afford it as well.
26:05So we're definitely learning the hard way when people say that wedding planning is no joke.
26:11Dick off.
26:19What is it about Christmas and fa-la-la-la falling?
26:27The snow is coming down but there's still an old flame burning.
26:33Why do I feel like this is really complicated right now?
26:37Wait, you put those in the microwave.
26:39Like 20 seconds, Beckner, what are you doing?
26:41Vic, can you come help us, please?
26:43What?
26:43I just want to get this done before Bay and Colin arrive.
26:46So tonight is not really the norm for us in terms of atypical Christmas celebration.
26:54Sammy's out of town.
26:56Sven is still at work.
26:57He'll be here later.
26:58Burke was able to fly in.
27:01Balen and Colin are on their way.
27:02We're going to have Chinese takeout.
27:04I clearly didn't feel like cooking but tonight's still going to be fun.
27:11Get back.
27:12Tommy!
27:14All right, I'll get the dogs.
27:15You get the presents.
27:17Okay.
27:19Come on, guys.
27:21I'm so glad we made it.
27:23We have officially made a final decision on if we're changing our wedding venue or not.
27:27It definitely wasn't an easy decision to come to but now we need to tell everyone the news.
27:32But first I want to focus on holiday time, time with my family, and my parents' 25th wedding anniversary.
27:40I've even got a little surprise for them on my sleeve.
27:44Hi, guys.
27:44Merry Christmas.
27:45Hey, babe.
27:46Hi, Colin.
27:47Merry Christmas.
27:49Look at all those dogs.
27:50We're having incidents in here.
27:52Cookie cake in festive pajamas.
27:54Oh, you guys look so cute.
27:56See?
27:56We're not looking like that.
27:58We brought hats, though, for the festive.
28:00Dad, put a hat on.
28:01If you would have told us, we could have made this like a PJ party.
28:04That would have been better than a sweater.
28:07I could have worn an ugly sweater.
28:09Look it!
28:11Oh, that's so cute.
28:13It's a little cookie cake.
28:14That's mine.
28:15Thanks for bringing that.
28:15That's for your dad's sweet tooth.
28:17That was...
28:17Yeah.
28:19Yeah.
28:21Yeah.
28:22Wait.
28:22Give me a second.
28:23Give me a second.
28:23You all right?
28:24Yeah.
28:24My arm's stuck.
28:26You want me to take it from you?
28:27No.
28:27It's...
28:28I'm not going to throw it or anything.
28:29It's just my...
28:31I am struggling through a dystonic tick, and my arm locks.
28:37This tick could be related to stress I've been going through with wedding planning and
28:41changing my venue.
28:43Okay.
28:44Let me get some of that.
28:46No, it doesn't need to be taken away.
28:48Okay.
28:48I'm fine.
28:50It's definitely stressful to have all the attention on me, but being around my family makes it
28:55super comfortable for me to just feel at home.
28:58Go grab the cake from her.
29:00Bay's tics, obviously, you can't really do anything.
29:03You can't, like, un...
29:05Like, you know what I mean?
29:06Like, you can, like...
29:07Like, I feel bad for her, because she can't control it, obviously, but...
29:11Like, I just feel bad.
29:15That's so cute.
29:16Thanks for bringing that.
29:18Okay, guys.
29:18Let's, um...
29:19Let's start eating.
29:20Pick away.
29:21Do...
29:21Time.
29:22Do whatever it is we're doing.
29:24Yeah.
29:25Eat it right out of the bowl.
29:27Let's save some for other people.
29:28Yeah.
29:29Burke, I literally told you, take a good look at this food.
29:33You want that?
29:33No?
29:35What do you want?
29:38Bailey, you want a different plate?
29:40Here, you can use this.
29:41Tonight, my tics are very active, and even though this is my family, the anxiety of waiting
29:48to tell my parents, I have a surprise for them.
29:51Definitely caused my tics to spite.
29:54We're better.
29:55I don't know how they're going to react, which is kind of like the elephant in the room.
30:00Like, I don't...
30:00I don't know how to react, because I don't know how they'll react.
30:17When's Sven coming?
30:19He should be here any minute.
30:20Sven should be here any time.
30:22Ho, ho, ho.
30:23Ho, ho, ho.
30:24Ho, ho, ho your ass back to the sleigh, you fat-ass bitch.
30:26Can we just not do any Santa?
30:28Just no Santa.
30:28No Santa, no.
30:29It's a struggle every year for me.
30:33I love the holiday season, but unfortunately, they do trigger my tics, and tonight, my tics
30:40are...
30:41You ho?
30:42...really, really active.
30:44I want to get the news out to my parents ASAP, just so my tics don't keep getting worse.
30:51How do you keep saying that?
30:52Hey, niner.
30:52What's up, dad?
30:53What's up?
30:54I'm stretching this hat out for you so you can put this on.
30:57Get yourself food and let's do gifts.
30:59Wait, do you have your gift?
31:02Yeah, it should be on the retreat.
31:04The $20 gift is kind of a fun thing to do.
31:07The thing that's really more important is these memories of laughter and looking at what...
31:13I mean, what is Becter going to buy for $20?
31:16Oh, God, I don't know.
31:19All right, come on.
31:20Let's go in here and do our exchange.
31:23Yeah, please.
31:24Please!
31:25I'm going to be real pissed.
31:26I don't get that in strong.
31:27Cheers, Mark.
31:28I'm going to be really pissed.
31:29Keep drinking.
31:29I don't get that in strong.
31:30You're waiting for us, dudey.
31:33Don't even sit in the air.
31:33No, give me a second.
31:35Hang on a second.
31:36What's the matter?
31:36I want to make sure I got my gift.
31:39I don't even know what mine looks like.
31:40It should have just been...
31:42Yours was this one.
31:43Yeah.
31:44Everybody should just know their own.
31:45Whoa, that's your second gift?
31:48All right, listen up before we start.
31:49Hey, before we start, I have to give this to your mom.
31:55For right now, or you can't wait until, like, Christmas Day Day?
31:58No, because this doesn't have anything to do with Christmas.
31:59Oh.
32:01It's for our anniversary.
32:10What do you think of that wrap job?
32:11Oh, boy.
32:15No, no, save the boat.
32:16Save the boat.
32:17Here.
32:19I literally hate surprises.
32:27No, you didn't.
32:31This is a really unexpected surprise.
32:35It's amazing.
32:37I haven't been able to wear them in, like, years
32:39because the prongs were messed up.
32:42I love them.
32:42Oh, my God.
32:43The big moment.
32:47It's fascinating to me that he just went and did this.
32:50Not really a materialistic person,
32:52so the things that I say about,
32:55oh, get me a big...
32:56Like, I don't mean any of it.
32:57I really don't.
32:59But I missed my rings
33:01because they both did represent
33:03how long we've been putting up with each other.
33:07So...
33:07I'm just kidding.
33:09That's true.
33:10I'm just kidding.
33:11Happy anniversary, kiddo.
33:14That's super thoughtful.
33:17I got to take this off.
33:20Dad, I'll take it.
33:21Here you go, buddy.
33:23Well, the surprises are not done for the night.
33:26Me and all of your babies,
33:29we made a little video for you guys
33:31for your 25th wedding anniversary.
33:36Whoa.
33:39Hey, Mom and Dad, how's it going?
33:41It's your favorite here.
33:42I love you.
33:43Happy 25th wedding anniversary.
33:45I'm extremely grateful to be born into this family
33:47and nobody else's.
33:48You're the definition of, you know,
33:50a true model marriage,
33:51and I wish you nothing but the best.
33:52Love you.
33:54Hey, Dad and Mom.
33:56I love you guys so much.
33:58Happy 25th year together.
34:00I really appreciate everything you do for me,
34:02and you guys taking me to all my baseball games
34:04and supporting me throughout my baseball career.
34:06I love you guys so much.
34:08Thank you so much.
34:10Hi, Mom and Dad.
34:10I just want to say that I love you and happy anniversary.
34:12You guys are the best parents in the whole world,
34:14and I couldn't ask for better ones.
34:16I love you guys so much.
34:19Dear Mom and Dad, happy 25th wedding anniversary.
34:21I'm so excited for you guys.
34:23One of my favorite memories is when we went to the beach
34:26and ate crab and celebrated in the late nights, you know?
34:30But happy 25th anniversary.
34:32I love you guys.
34:34Hey, Mom.
34:35Hey, Dad.
34:35I know your 25-year wedding anniversary is coming up.
34:38I look up to you guys so much,
34:40and I'm beyond grateful.
34:43I'm beyond appreciative of everything
34:45you guys have ever done for us or shown us or given us.
34:50So I just wanted to say that was my favorite memory,
34:54just growing up in a household of being shown unconditional love.
34:59Hi, Mom.
35:00Hi, Dad.
35:01You showed me what partnership looks like,
35:04what commitment means,
35:07and what it feels like to choose someone every day without question.
35:11Question that dick.
35:13Little baby waynees.
35:14Little baby waynees.
35:16Now, as I'm getting ready to be married,
35:19because of you, I know what love should feel like.
35:22And because of that, I feel confident
35:24stepping into the next chapter of my life.
35:26Thank you for being an example of steady, unconditional love.
35:30I carry that with me into my marriage, and I always will.
35:34I love you guys.
35:39Congratulations to you guys.
35:50It's really just deep that they understand who we are as a couple and as a team, as a family.
35:59Like, there's a lot of sacrifices that go into a marriage and into a family.
36:04And you guys, just hearing that you understand that is like, that's really deep.
36:11It means a lot.
36:11Well, it doesn't go unnoticed, that's for sure.
36:13That means a lot.
36:14We have the best parents ever, and you guys deserve to know that.
36:18I don't know how we got so lucky.
36:23You guys are awesome.
36:26Well, let's get a sip of the drink and come back in a couple minutes and we'll do our gifts.
36:31When do you think we should talk to them about our news?
36:35Just after presents.
36:37So we'll do gifts, and then we'll tell everybody.
36:40Yeah.
36:41Okay.
36:51All right, sit down.
36:53Okay, so there's eight of us.
36:55You pick a number, you can open it now, or wait until everybody picks, however you want to do it.
37:00A white elephant Christmas is pretty new to all of us, but the general gist of it is that
37:07everybody is meant to bring a gender-neutral gift, and the limit is $20.
37:13I would hope this doesn't spin out of control.
37:16I mean, none of the gifts can be that amazing for $20.
37:20And you can't pick your own gift.
37:23Colin sucks.
37:25Colin sucked Austin's.
37:27Oh, wow.
37:28Okay, so who's number one?
37:31Me.
37:32Cylinder.
37:33You're going to do the cylinder.
37:34Please pick candy.
37:36Look what's in it.
37:36Come on, what's in it?
37:38Oh, yes.
37:38There's candy.
37:40Yes.
37:43I love that game.
37:44Wait, what is that?
37:45Work it, twerk it, and win it.
37:48And win it.
37:50Dad, what the hell is it?
37:52It's a headlamp.
37:53It's a nice headlamp.
37:55So when he gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he knows where he's
37:58going.
37:59I'm definitely confused seeing a headlamp.
38:03It's supposed to be for everybody.
38:07What if mom got that?
38:08What could she use that for, you know?
38:11It's an amazing gift.
38:12Someday you'll thank me for it.
38:14Oh, my God.
38:16I'm going to be ungrateful here.
38:20Thanks, dog.
38:21What the hell?
38:22I'm glad this is, I'm bottom of the barrel.
38:24Bottom of the barrel, it's where you get.
38:25Let me see this.
38:27Bottom of the barrel.
38:27How is that for both genders?
38:31So that was a gift I couldn't figure out what to get for both genders.
38:35So he just said, screw it.
38:36He said, both genders weigh that.
38:37So we'll doom somebody.
38:39It's burnable.
38:41It's part for a nativity scene.
38:42I came here with nothing, I come up with nothing.
38:46Overall, the Dupree family Christmas gift exchange went off without a hitch, except for
38:53we ended up with an unknown baby.
38:55Yeah.
38:56There was one unhappy customer.
38:58Yeah.
39:00Shh, just shh.
39:03What?
39:04So is anybody trading, or are we good?
39:07I'll trade.
39:07I'll take yours.
39:08No, no, no.
39:09It has to go, both parties have to watch.
39:12I'm not one of the parties that wants to trade.
39:15I'm going to be upstairs.
39:18That's okay.
39:19That's okay.
39:19I knew I wasn't the father.
39:21Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
39:22What's the matter?
39:23Oh, you want us to play twerk pong?
39:24No, we have some very important news that we need to tell everyone.
39:31Oh, boy.
39:31Is that another surprise?
39:32I've got to sit down before I see something coming.
39:35No, we are not pregnant.
39:40Oh, I hate these.
39:43So we hear big, and we think, oh, what bomb's about to drop?
39:47What are we doing now?
39:49Here we go.
39:52After a long time of discussing and a long time of thinking about what's right for us and
39:58what's right for everybody else, me and Colin came to a very hard conclusion that we are going
40:06to change our wedding venue.
40:24So are you going to be on the dance floor?
40:28Lynn is my dad's mom, and she is always a blast to be around.
40:33I don't know how to twerk.
40:34Do you have to do it naked?
40:36I got to go.
40:38Me and Colin changed our venue, but still don't have a dress.
40:44Okay?
40:45We don't want to stress her out, but it's kind of nerve-wracking not having a dress four
40:48months before a wedding.
40:51Terminate that dick.
40:52Let's just do a little prayer.
40:53That TSA is looking amazing.
40:56It's 6.30 in the morning, and we are on our way to Florida to get my wedding dress.
41:03What are your own biscuit, fat ass?
41:05For the sake of Balen, I would love to not have to fly to go find the dress of her
41:11dreams.
41:12I have a gun.
41:13I have a big gun.
41:15Pew, pew.
41:17Okay, so are we ready to show?
41:19Yes.
41:20After you, my dear.
41:21If she doesn't find something here, I don't know if she'll find anything at all.
41:26Oh, my gosh.
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