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The Cheap Seats - Season 6 Episode 7
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00:0110 nights from across Australia and around the world it's time to look back and unpack the week from the
00:08cheap seats with special guests, SBS cycling commentator Matt Keenan and comedian Concheta Caruso. And now, here are your hosts,
00:17Melody Bracewell and Tim McDonnell.
00:20Good evening everybody, welcome to Cheap Seats.
00:23Great to have your company as we bring you the best pitch of the week that was.
00:27And let's start with some big news. Australia to get second-hand submarines. Second-hand submarines? So why is Australia
00:34now getting second-hand submarines?
00:36Because the government shops at cash converters, that's how it works.
00:40I didn't realise the Salvation Army was an actual army.
00:43We're talking AUKUS, of course. The latest update is that from the US we are getting second-hand submarines. They
00:49look good. We had a look on Facebook Marketplace.
00:52Wow, oh my gosh, just a couple of small holes, that's fine.
00:55That's right. Only one previous owner, Harold Holt.
00:58Yeah, OK. Pick up only from the bottom of the ocean floor.
01:02Exactly.
01:03Another alternative location pick up would be B1, B2, B3. Oh, you sunk my battleship.
01:08OK. Moving on. The news comes off the back.
01:12Like the submarines, the laughs for that joke will arrive by the 2060s.
01:17The news comes off the back of an AUKUS meeting.
01:20With the Defence Minister, Richard Miles, in Singapore for the all-important Shangri-La summit.
01:25And he has brought back a submarine.
01:27This is good news.
01:27Richard Miles is also expected to meet with his AUKUS counterparts.
01:32Wow.
01:32$300 billion later.
01:36Shrinkflation really gets me, doesn't it?
01:38I think I've got one of those.
01:40No, no, no.
01:43Moving on.
01:45Moving on.
01:47Also, is yours nuclear power?
01:52Moving on.
01:52This trip was an important trip for the Defence Minister.
01:55The Defence Minister, Richard Miles, will represent Canberra here at Shangri-La.
01:59He'll have a host of meetings.
02:00Oh, my God.
02:02Are they Weight Watchers meetings?
02:04It's like Tim at Baker's Delight.
02:07Heading back home, the big news.
02:09Breaking news, the shock poll.
02:10One Nation passes Labour.
02:12Now Australia's most popular party.
02:14Prime Minister Pauline.
02:15Hanson in poll position.
02:17Huge.
02:18One Nation, now the most popular party according to the latest Redbridge poll.
02:22And a busy week for Pauline Hanson.
02:23Pauline Hanson spent today at a regional Queensland pumpkin festival.
02:29Well, she won the look-alike competition.
02:31Well done.
02:34This is a big festival.
02:36This is a big festival.
02:38What was she there to do?
02:39Trying her skills at pumpkin rolling.
02:42Okay.
02:44Now, if you missed it, let's have a look at that one more time.
02:47Pauline's in orange.
02:48There it is there.
02:49Why would you go that way?
02:53How can you roll out a defence policy if you can't roll out a pumpkin?
02:57Well, it's not just the polls that has Pauline celebrating.
03:01You've been celebrating your birthday with Clive Palmer.
03:04I know he came to my office with this beautiful bunch of flowers and two cakes.
03:09Clive then ate both cakes and the flowers.
03:12That's true.
03:13Happy birthday, Pauline.
03:14You should have seen him at the donut wall.
03:15Yeah, exactly.
03:17Moving on now.
03:18And to the Liberal Party.
03:19Scott Morrison, Tony Abbott and Malcolm Turnbull rarely seen in the room together these days.
03:24But in Matt Armstrong's garage, that's where they live.
03:30Fine line between garage and dungeon.
03:33It's a shame the Maff Stinger got axed, because that would have been great.
03:38Hey, meanwhile, Angus Taylor's been busy this week.
03:40The opposition leader has headed to a farm in Canberra this morning as he continues his attack.
03:48Gee, the cash cow's been busy.
03:54Well, when we talk about mounting interest rates, what we don't mean is...
03:58Well done, Angus.
03:59Well done to the cow.
04:00Busy week for Angus Taylor this week.
04:01He was fired up in Federal Parliament, calling the Prime Minister an arrogant prick.
04:06He went on News Breakfast to explain.
04:08Do you regret saying what you did?
04:09Well, I had to withdraw it, but I've got to tell you that it was mild compared to what I'm
04:14hearing every day.
04:15So when you called me talentless scum in the Greenland...
04:18It's just sort of the words I'm hearing on the ground.
04:22Back to Angus Taylor.
04:24What else was he talking about on News Breakfast?
04:26These taxes are wrong for this country at a time like this when Australians are really doing it tough.
04:32We're nearly out of time, because we're going to take a break in a second.
04:35Do you have a favourite vegetable?
04:35What?
04:38What?
04:39Well, it won't be the Greens.
04:42Anyway...
04:43He called the Prime Minister an absolute kumquat, and...
04:47But apparently that's mild compared to what he's hearing.
04:50Moving on.
04:51The second group of ISIS bribes touched down in Australia.
04:55It's really important not to stigmatise these women.
04:58If you want to cook casseroles for your murdering husband, well, you can just stay over there.
05:05And what's your favourite vegetable for your murderous casserole?
05:08Yes.
05:09Not sure I'd be taking marriage advice from Barnaby Joyce.
05:13Heading overseas, and look, this week the world has been gripped.
05:16Five miners found alive in a Laos cave, now the mission to rescue them.
05:20Rescuers have fitted the cave with Wi-Fi, so they can communicate.
05:25Wow.
05:25This cave has better policies than my landlord.
05:27I was going to say, we can't get the NBN in this studio, and you've got some modems down there.
05:33Apparently the password is cave underscore one, and the ad is the sort of at sign.
05:38No jokes, just information.
05:42The rescue of these five miners has been absolutely mind-blowing.
05:45Absolutely amazing.
05:46There's an Aussie connection as well.
05:48The South Australian cave diver, with more than 30 years of experience, Josh only had
05:52about 20 minutes to pack before boarding the flight.
05:55Probably because he spent half an hour sitting up with a film crew.
05:58Yeah.
06:00Come get ready with me while I go to rescue the car.
06:05It's amazing.
06:09Sadly, the scuba tanks were over 100 milliliters, so we had to leave them behind.
06:13Hey, let's stay overseas.
06:15Is the Russian president using a body double?
06:17The latest claims fueling an odd rumour about Vladimir Putin.
06:21This is a really interesting story.
06:23It is.
06:24Can we learn more?
06:24New video shows Putin meeting with one of his deputy ministers, with the government official
06:29appearing to refer to him as Paul Leitch.
06:32This is thought to be a shortening of the Pavel Mikhailovich, which theorists believe is
06:38the name of a body double.
06:41See, this is a dangerous one of those.
06:44Exactly.
06:45One slipper and you give the game away.
06:47Exactly.
06:48Moving on, man.
06:49Ferrari has unveiled its controversial new car, the Luce, partially designed by a former
06:54Apple design chief.
06:57Sorry, we just had to go to the bathroom.
06:58What did we miss?
07:00This is amazing.
07:02Ferrari's first electric vehicle, designed by the designer who designed the iPhone, the
07:07iPad, the Apple Watch.
07:08Now the eyesore.
07:09Yes.
07:10A special blessing.
07:11Supercar maker Ferrari is looking for some divine intervention, presenting its latest
07:17all-electric creation to the Pope for his blessing.
07:20People would do anything before wanting to go to a mechanic.
07:23I know.
07:24Miracle, though.
07:25He turned that into a Nissan Pulsar.
07:27Wow.
07:27It was incredible.
07:28That was amazing.
07:29His Holiness even took it for a test drive.
07:31Hey!
07:32F***!
07:35The Pope.
07:36Dangers of listening to this movie, then.
07:38Exactly.
07:38So why did Ferrari present the car to the Pope?
07:42We still don't know why the Pope was shown this car.
07:45We're going to do some more research on that one.
07:47More research?
07:49You're the news.
07:50What are you talking about?
07:53There was a major volcano today.
07:55We don't exactly know where.
07:56We might check it after the show.
07:58We're both staying overseas to the UK.
08:01And Britain's rudest chalk figure, the Cernabas giant up there, gets a glow-up in part because
08:08of climate change.
08:10This is a massive, much-loved chalk figure on the side of a hill.
08:14Let's take a look.
08:14Do we know what he means?
08:16Because he's, well, he's an interesting figure.
08:19He's clearly quite excited.
08:21So what do we know about being rude?
08:23Yeah, yeah.
08:24So he's still maintained...
08:25An erection, by the way.
08:28So with climate change, when it's colder, it looks a lot smaller.
08:31When it forms up...
08:33Can you see that again, by the way?
08:34It's amazing.
08:34He's maintained with a combination of chalk and nasal spray, which is interesting.
08:39There we go there.
08:41Hey, to the US now.
08:42Well, you want to see something you've never seen before?
08:44Do you notice anything different?
08:45There is a claw-like structure.
08:47Almost spider-like.
08:48Kind of looks like a roller coaster.
08:50No, it's not the ballroom.
08:51It's a cage-fighting arena.
08:53Details on match-ups are still being finalised.
08:56Apparently it's Trump versus the Ayatollah, round one.
09:00Joe Biden versus time.
09:01Yes.
09:04That's going to be a real doozy.
09:05That's going to be a real doozy.
09:06And just finally...
09:07The tension, the stress, the triumph as the script's spelling bee gets underway.
09:12This is massive every single year.
09:14The biggest spelling bee in the world wrapped up this week.
09:17Congratulations to the winner.
09:18It came down to quite a dramatic, tense tie-break.
09:21The winning word was bromocryptine.
09:24Why are they doing easy words?
09:27Bromocryptine.
09:27I feel like we all know, like, it's when you're a kid you get those, like, flashcards, like,
09:32A is for apple.
09:33Exactly.
09:33B is for bromocryptine.
09:35D is for disappointment.
09:37You know, these...
09:38The classic words you learn as a kid.
09:44I've got a C word that I'm thinking about for you right now.
09:49I genuinely do think the words are getting easier and easier.
09:53Pohutakawa.
09:53Manana.
09:54Xamonis.
09:55Tarparkar.
09:55Madokwa.
09:56Balintawa.
09:57Tessaracan.
09:58Torkathapsia.
09:58Reishi Mushroom.
09:59Siberian Ginseng.
10:01Those are tough words.
10:02They are tough.
10:03And congratulations to the winner, Shrey.
10:05Keshaw.
10:06See you, I see you, Douglas.
10:07Hi.
10:07Amazing.
10:08His parents.
10:10His parents in the audience.
10:11Proudly watching him win.
10:13Look at them.
10:13So happy.
10:14So, so happy.
10:15So proud.
10:16Meanwhile, the loser.
10:19His parents.
10:22Yes.
10:22Slightly less proud.
10:28Put that away.
10:30Put that away.
10:31So competitors typically range from 9 to 15 years old.
10:34There's even an Australian in the mix.
10:36S.
10:37O.
10:38U.
10:39P.
10:40Everybody's coming out.
10:42Yay!
10:42We've got a great show for you.
10:44We'll be looking back with more of the Chiefs.
10:45Chiefs, run after this.
10:57Welcome back to the Chiefs.
10:59There's so much happening this week, Tim.
11:02Okay, if you're not paying attention, you're preparing dinner or something, we need your full
11:06attention for this.
11:07We are actually a little busy at the moment, Tim.
11:11In the middle of dinner.
11:12This isn't a good time to stop preparing dinner.
11:14I guess the soup's going to have to wait.
11:17Okay, fine.
11:18By the way, this is apparently a regular-sized ladle.
11:20I'm just telling you.
11:22So what is this earth-shattering news?
11:25A Blue Origin rocket has exploded on the launch pad during a test in Florida.
11:30Sorry, that's not the rocket.
11:31That's our casserole.
11:32Sorry.
11:33Apologies.
11:33Apologies.
11:34Well, hey, this big sort of astro-news term, it's made me think terrifying.
11:42It might be time for a brand new segment.
11:54A massive week of news in the world of space.
11:58A massive week in the world of space.
11:59We're actually in space now.
12:00We've entered zero gravity.
12:02The trouble with what?
12:03Oh, no.
12:04No.
12:05Oh, wow.
12:08That's the trouble.
12:12Don't you hate it when that happens?
12:13Weirdly, all our other pens are fine.
12:15Very heavy.
12:16It's a very heavy pen.
12:18Stay there.
12:19Let's get...
12:20Whoa!
12:23Let's start with the big space story, which was that Blue Origin mission.
12:27Jeff Bezos called this bluntly a very rough day.
12:32Oh, he was so called Pearl Harbor a whoopsie.
12:37Thankfully, no one was on board, so no need for concern.
12:41Sparking, well, wonder from the boys.
12:44Bro!
12:47What the f***?
12:49What the f***?
12:51That was then when they realised Katy Perry wasn't on board.
12:53Oh, yeah!
12:54Yeah.
12:55So, a lot of reactions to the Blue Origin disaster.
12:58They ranged from...
12:59That is...
13:00Well, not good.
13:01They did not have a good day.
13:02Very rough day.
13:03An anomaly.
13:04A setback.
13:04Small setback.
13:06Yeah, that happened.
13:07Oh, f***!
13:09A range of emotions.
13:11Apparently the worst launch since 10 years plus.
13:14Wow.
13:16No, that's a joke.
13:17That's a joke.
13:18That's a joke.
13:19That's a joke.
13:20That's a joke.
13:20That's a joke.
13:21We're hearing it in our ears, but that's a joke.
13:24I know.
13:25Look, this rocket had a very specific purpose.
13:28Designed to carry up the equivalent of 45 small cars into space.
13:33This is so devastating.
13:35This is a real blow to NASA's mission to colonise the moon with Suzuki Swift.
13:40This is...
13:41This is...
13:41I'll tell you, that's how bad parking is getting these days, honestly.
13:44The only place...
13:45That's the closest you can get to Chadston.
13:46Is that right?
13:47Is that right?
13:48Yeah.
13:48That's mad.
13:49So, these explosions, these are incredible scenes.
13:51We've got a crew on the space coast right now for you.
13:54News 6's Mike Valente just got there.
13:56Mike?
13:58Yeah, Eric, this is obviously a fluid situation, so I want to be transparent.
14:01I just got to the space coast.
14:03I'm in my car.
14:04I'm in the drive-through.
14:05I just want to be transparent.
14:07I've got no idea what's going on.
14:09Mind you, the reports that we did see, incredible.
14:12We begin with Eric Burris out at Kennedy Space Centre.
14:15From those three iconic space locations.
14:17Cape Canaveral, the Kennedy Space Centre.
14:20And Grills, C4 Food, Dick and Tiki Bar.
14:23Those iconic locations.
14:26Still, good on Blue Origin.
14:27They are focused on sustainability.
14:29Blue Origin plans for its newest rockets to be reusable.
14:32However, it appears there won't be much left to reuse.
14:37I don't know.
14:38You can make a charcoal mask.
14:39That's a good idea.
14:41So, does it go in recycling or hard rubbish?
14:43Or where does it go?
14:45Whoa, we're in space.
14:49In space.
14:50No one can hear you laugh.
14:51Exactly.
14:53Millions of miles away.
14:56Meanwhile, speaking of space, China had a big week in space this week.
14:59They had a big space launch sending their astronauts to China's space station.
15:03They do things a little differently.
15:05They don't use rockets.
15:07They use...
15:08The astronauts are going to take the elevator.
15:10This is an explosion-close elevator.
15:12The elevator.
15:14We have liftoff.
15:16To level three.
15:19I don't know.
15:20Do you press M for moon or mezzanine?
15:21It's a bit confusing.
15:23I think it goes Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, the sparring pool, and then Uranus.
15:31You've got to go to the sparring pool before you get to Uranus.
15:34Always go to the sparring pool before you get to Uranus.
15:38And that was...
15:47There we go.
15:49There we go there.
15:50I know.
15:50I know that graphic looks very impressive.
15:52With the special effects and the text and the music, it looks fantastic.
15:56Without that, however...
15:59It looks a little tragic.
16:01A little less impressive.
16:03Anyway, we're back on Earth now.
16:05Let's get into the news.
16:07Well, from Blue Origin to Blues in Origin.
16:13Sorry.
16:14It's been a big week for league fans, too.
16:16Rugby league fans, of course.
16:17State of Origin.
16:18New South Wales coming out on top in the Origin.
16:21Undefeated in the Women's.
16:22And all eyes were on the champions as they lifted the shield.
16:27They're lifting the shield.
16:29And then, of course, lifting the baby.
16:32That's an amazing prize.
16:34A toddler of Origin.
16:35It's incredible.
16:35Oh, my God, you were the firstborn.
16:37Exactly.
16:38The final match started, of course, with their national anthem.
16:41To be performed by Kylie Fisher, Australia's leading piano entertainer.
16:47Australia's leading piano entertainer.
16:50Let's take a look.
16:55Where's the piano?
16:57To be fair, she is dressed as a piano.
17:00That's a good point.
17:02Well, that's good.
17:03Well done.
17:04Great performance.
17:05Great week for Blues fans.
17:06And the men's competition as well.
17:08Taking out game one of the series with this incredible match-winning try from James Tedesco,
17:13converted by Nathan Cleary.
17:15New South Wales Premier Chris Minns got into the spirit.
17:17In attempts to wish the Blues good luck, he posted online with a picture of Zach Lomax,
17:22who, of course, is now playing rugby union.
17:24So, he deleted that and then has posted another picture.
17:27Front and centre is Angus Crichton, who isn't even playing in game one tonight.
17:33Give it another go.
17:34Good luck, LeBron James.
17:35Yes.
17:37He wishes Ash Barty all the best for Wimbledon.
17:39So, good on you, Chris.
17:39When it comes to rivalries like this, we turn to the experts.
17:44Shardy, the koala, has made her bold prediction.
17:46The Townsville Crocs are picking the Blues, but the Dreamworld Enus are back in Queensland
17:51and so too are the Carrara Cows.
17:53Even a robot at the Federal Police.
17:56Doesn't he have a bomb to defuse?
17:59Chris Minns is back in Tasmania.
18:02Got the apple eye.
18:03It's all about showing your state pride, your support with those two iconic colours.
18:08Special pizzas for the night.
18:10Colourful beers.
18:11Wow.
18:12What do you want?
18:13Ajax spray and wipe or blood?
18:16I'll have blood light.
18:17A poor stadium was packed with fans.
18:20The game was sold out, but there was still one way to get tickets.
18:23Now, you've got a very special prize in your hands.
18:25We are giving away a double pass State of Origin tickets, all thanks to the NRL.
18:29They don't look like real tickets.
18:31They don't, it looks like you just wrote it on Sharpie.
18:33Yes.
18:34Which reminds us, we're giving away Dua Lipa tickets as well this week, so stick around
18:39for them.
18:39I'll be there, I've got my ID.
18:41Oh yeah?
18:41That's good.
18:42That's good, there we go there, that's official.
18:44Something tells me the winner of these tickets was told to act excited.
18:47The Master of Energy, Micko, will be up there.
18:51You're there, State of Origin!
18:53Oh my God!
18:57Does he want to win these tickets?
19:00The anticipation for this game was palpable.
19:02Always is.
19:03To Winston Churchill once said, all success is not final, and all failure is not fatal.
19:10Amazing, the bomb disposal robot tipped Germany in the world.
19:15They don't get it right every time.
19:18Well, the game wasn't without controversy.
19:21Queensland fullback, Caelan Ponga, sent off for foul play, and the experts weighed in.
19:27To send off, or not to send off?
19:29That was the question.
19:31I was a little bit confused, because I don't really know the rules that well, because I'm
19:34from Norway.
19:38Why did we ask?
19:39She has been appointed referee for game two, though, so well done.
19:43Let's get some opinions from the players after the game.
19:47Congratulations, Cam.
19:48Can you describe that win?
19:52It was crazy.
19:54Yeah, I don't know.
19:55I'm a bit speechless at the moment, actually, so...
19:59Why do we interview you?
20:00Well, let's go back to the girl from Norway.
20:01No, no, no, no.
20:03Let's go to the commentary team.
20:04Let's go to an NRL legend, Gus Gould.
20:07Gus, you're heavily involved in club land as well.
20:09Are the players, do they see it like that, that they have the responsibility as defenders
20:13to make sure that they're looking after whoever they're tackling?
20:19James, I'd suggest you ask someone else, mate.
20:23If you don't mind.
20:24No, that's all right.
20:27Have they been sworn to secrecy?
20:28Why?
20:29They don't want to talk about the game.
20:30Well, of course, as the great Winston Churchill famously said, quote, no comment.
20:37We've got to take a break.
20:38A very special guest is joining us at the desk.
20:40I'm going to have part of it.
20:54Welcome back to the Chief Seats.
20:56And a client for all things showbiz.
20:58And a special guest.
21:00Conchita Caristo!
21:02Conchita Caristo!
21:03Conchita Caristo!
21:04Yes, we stand or a lady of a queen!
21:07Yeah!
21:08Ciao, Ben.
21:09This is a normal pencil.
21:11I'm so tiny.
21:12You don't know much about me.
21:13I'm a girl.
21:15We are so excited to welcome comedian, radio host and friend of the show, Conchita Caristo!
21:23Thank you!
21:24We love you!
21:26We love you!
21:27Wow!
21:28I'm so happy to see you!
21:30We're so happy to see you!
21:31So nice!
21:32You're here because Maltracina is gallivanting in Japan and we've got a body double.
21:38Which is very exciting.
21:40It's lovely to see you.
21:41And we actually caught up recently because you and I hosted a very special awards night.
21:45There we are there.
21:46Yeah?
21:47Okay.
21:48Okay.
21:49What is this?
21:49Tobacco supplier of the year?
21:51Well, it was one of the Marlboro Golden Globes.
21:54There are one of them out every year.
21:56That was one of the awards at the Metcash Product of the Year Awards.
21:59Yeah, we smashed it!
22:00Mate.
22:01What was it?
22:02We had so much fun.
22:03We really did.
22:05To work with a comedian who I had genuine chemistry with.
22:11And what was it like faking that chemistry?
22:15Because Maltracina is hard.
22:16Maltracina is hard.
22:18This was the Product of the Year Awards.
22:19It was really, it was amazing.
22:22It was like, it felt like really being at the Oscars.
22:24Yes.
22:25But instead you're being like, the best cheese goes to, it was so cool.
22:29Do you know what I mean?
22:30Generally, one of the categories, we had to read out the nominees.
22:33And so the nominees are laundry powder.
22:38Dishwashing detergent and a beetroot and feta salad kit.
22:43I want to know what was.
22:46You had to be there.
22:47You had to be there.
22:47You did have to be there.
22:50Thank you for joining us tonight.
22:52Because you're here to unpack showbiz and reality TV as well.
22:55Because Maltracina is not here.
22:56Maltracina is off.
22:56And you know, I heard you guys needed a fill-in for a tiny Italian woman who loves reality television.
23:01So I just sort of appear.
23:03Speaking of reality TV, you're a little bit overqualified.
23:05Because the last show that you were on, you won a reality TV show, didn't you?
23:10Yeah.
23:11It's going to showbiz!
23:17Oh, my goodness.
23:19You had a queen of the jungle.
23:25You had the same reaction when you found out you were going to be hosting the product of
23:29the year.
23:31That's incredible.
23:32How amazing.
23:33You are declared queen of the jungle.
23:35And then Network 10 acts as that show indefinitely.
23:38How does it feel to have killed off that wonderful show?
23:41Sorry.
23:43They were like, it's not going to get better than this.
23:47Actually, we talked about this at the awards.
23:48You had to do a few of the eating trials, didn't you?
23:51Yeah.
23:51And most famously, I did eat a pig's penis.
23:54Sorry.
23:54I didn't know.
23:55I said it like that.
23:56Because you've got a bit of sheep testicle in your pride of the matter.
23:59Yeah, I grew accustomed to the taste.
24:01No, it's actually crazy to tell people that the pig's penis wasn't the worst thing that
24:05I ate.
24:06Really?
24:06It was the beetroot fitted salad.
24:09No, it was because it was like, it smelled, don't get me wrong.
24:14But, I mean, which ones don't, you know?
24:17Anyway.
24:18Try finding it.
24:20Very hard to eat a fresh one because you do get some weird looks.
24:24It was a bit like, it was like, thank you for eating the eyeballs.
24:29I mean, that, you know, that's winning no awards.
24:31That was like, it was like, disgusting.
24:33That wasn't even in the jungle.
24:34That was in our green room backstarts.
24:37Did you enjoy that?
24:38Oh, my God, this is so fun.
24:41Sorry, this is just quickly turned into a catch-up.
24:45You are here to talk showers and talk us through the week and arts and entertainment.
24:49Yes, yes, it's in my hands.
24:50Okay, let's start here.
24:53Surely, we all saw the royal wedding.
24:55The royal wedding?
24:56Oh.
24:57Dua Lipa and Callum Turner got married, y'all!
25:02It's amazing.
25:03It's a wedding everyone's talking about, and you can see she looks absolutely gorgeous.
25:07And whatever I was talking about is she, you know, she went for quite an understated look with a statement
25:11hat.
25:12A statement hat?
25:12Yeah, everyone's talking about the hat.
25:13And people think it's a reference to Bianca Jagger.
25:17I think it might be Jaeger.
25:18Is it Jaeger?
25:19Or is it Jagger?
25:19Isn't it Jaeger because she's married to Mick?
25:22Mick?
25:22No, no, no.
25:23Okay, can she not?
25:24You are doing such a great job of filling in for Mel Trasena.
25:29You've already mispronounced a celebrity.
25:31You don't know the answer to a follow-up question.
25:34They say that one's written in there.
25:36Can you host Big Brother?
25:40All right, I'll have another crack at it.
25:41Yeah, please.
25:42People think it's a reference to Bianca Jagger.
25:45Mm-hmm.
25:48You're right, they lost better.
25:51That felt right, didn't it?
25:54But, fun fact, that hat is actually thanks to me.
25:58Yeah?
25:59Oh, really?
25:59See, not many people know this, but as you know, working at Triple J, I'm rubbing shoulders
26:03with lots of musos, so I said to do her, I said, babe, babe, everyone does a wedding
26:07dress.
26:08You know what no one's doing?
26:08A wedding hat.
26:10Okay?
26:10People talk about that, and do you know how I know?
26:12I've been doing it for years.
26:14Bang.
26:15Oh!
26:15So good, huh?
26:16It's all about that.
26:18It's an amazing, amazing way for us to find out you've been married nine times.
26:24Hey, here at 10, we love the NCIS hat.
26:28Is that a brand new hat or a rerun hat?
26:31What else is happening, Jack?
26:32Over on Stan, there is a new reality series called Dirty Sexy Money, which follows nine
26:37women in the Gold Coast who are actually in the top 1% of global OnlyFans creators.
26:42Creator Ruby Drew breaks down the lucrative reality of this business.
26:46The best month was, like, around 250 to 300.
26:49Okay?
26:51By the tax man got half of that.
26:53See those new bitumen roads out there?
26:56It's done by these boobies.
26:58Wow!
26:58And I'd like to say, on behalf of Australia, thank you to Ruby's boobies.
27:04Wow!
27:04Yeah.
27:04Wow.
27:05Oh, my gosh.
27:05The M1 was given to us by the double D.
27:08That's so beautiful.
27:10Explains those speed bumps in that hard way.
27:12That's right, Carla.
27:16Now, Hayley reveals some of the unusual custom requests she receives in this line of work.
27:21Weirdest custom I've ever had was when they wanted me to eat a ham sandwich in between
27:25my toes.
27:26Yeah?
27:27Oh!
27:28Is that why Tim keeps asking me to do?
27:30I'm so sorry.
27:32I'll be honest, I'm still waiting on that refund, Hayley.
27:36But...
27:37That's a weird request.
27:38I know, but did she do it?
27:39I didn't do it.
27:40Because I don't eat ham.
27:43No, I'm doing it.
27:45She didn't do it.
27:46Did you?
27:46But I did.
27:47Did you?
27:47I had a ham between two little piggies.
27:50Yum, yum, yum, yum.
27:51Let's take a look.
27:53We don't have that.
27:56All right.
27:57MasterChef continues on 10.
27:59And just like my tiny Italian counterpart, Mel, I too am enamored by Jean Christophe.
28:04Just as he is by anything Justine Schofield says.
28:08Something braising in the oven.
28:10And the waft of tarragon in my mum's kitchen.
28:14She reminds me of my mother with her long pearl necklace, just whisking over the stove top.
28:23You're not allowed to react like that to someone's mum's pearl necklace.
28:30Guys, what would you say is like a meal that makes you think of when you think of your mother's
28:33kitchen?
28:35For mine, mum used to make a great beef in red wine.
28:38But she did a twist.
28:40She didn't add any beef.
28:45Now, I have to say, Jean Christophe truly keeps me on the edge of my seat every week.
28:50The texture were perfect.
28:54The flavours, incredible.
28:59But.
29:03There is no but.
29:09You say that you typed in your OnlyFans refunding.
29:15I want my money though.
29:18No but.
29:19Couldn't be about me.
29:23That's not a good one.
29:24I want my money.
29:24That's not a good one.
29:25I don't know what it is.
29:26I don't know what it is.
29:26Family show.
29:27Family show.
29:27Totally.
29:28Totally.
29:28And that's my week in art and entertainment.
29:31Would you please thank you, Jeanette Carusco.
29:45Another big week in the world of sport.
29:47The Giro d'Italia, of course, wrapped up over the weekend.
29:50We've seen some incredible racing.
29:52And congratulations to the winner.
29:53Jonas Vingegaard is one of the greatest.
29:56Jonas Vingegaard has done it.
29:57And there's your final podium.
29:58So that was the podium there for the Giro.
30:00And great to see an Aussie up there as well.
30:01Jai Hindley rounds out 20-26 in third position overall.
30:07Barry, is there any wins what my mother would call a small wine glass?
30:13And not just the podium.
30:14Everyone's been celebrating.
30:16Even the support drivers.
30:18Yeah.
30:20What my mum would call picking me up from school.
30:24Mate, no, she never did that.
30:25Love you, mum.
30:26She never picked you up from school.
30:29I feel like it's waiting there for days.
30:31No, no, no, no, no.
30:32So as we wrap up the Giro and look ahead to Le Tour,
30:35it's a good time to catch up with SPS commentator and friend of the show.
30:38It's Matt Keenan.
30:42Good to see you.
30:45Sorry, I'm sad.
30:47I didn't want to stand up because I'm still wearing half of my NASA space.
30:51But it's quite warm.
30:52We've been to space, Matt.
30:53I don't know if you can see him.
30:54I saw that.
30:55I saw that.
30:56But it's all in the Giro d'Italia every now and then.
30:57You see them actually riding and taking a nature break as they're rolling down the road.
31:01You taking a comfort break right now?
31:05It's so great to see you, Matt, as always.
31:06We've loved you on the coverage for the Giro.
31:09We just saw Jai Hindley there as well.
31:11How did the Aussies do this Giro?
31:13The Aussies did really well.
31:14So there were two Aussies inside the top ten, only two Italians inside the top ten, and the
31:18Australians were in front of them.
31:19Speaking of the Giro, we want to know, what is the difference between the Giro and Le Tour?
31:24Because you were about to head off for your 20th Tour de France, ladies and gentlemen.
31:31How did they compare for you?
31:33The Giro is real hardcore cycling fans.
31:35Whereas at the France Basin, what I've heard so far, your mum would enjoy it more because
31:40there's plenty of people having champagne on the side of the road.
31:43How dare you, Matt?
31:45My mother's very sensitive about her drinking.
31:47She doesn't like it brought up on television.
31:51She loves the Bordeaux region.
31:56We love your commentary, Matt, because you're able to break things down in a way that we
32:00can understand.
32:01Well, they've been out there now for close to an hour and a half.
32:03The average speed is 50.7 kilometres per hour.
32:0710 k's over the speed limit in a school zone.
32:11That's great.
32:12Is that because of a recent infringement?
32:16Trying to make it relatable.
32:18You can see what you can do through a school zone.
32:21Well, you can't do that through a school zone.
32:22That's the point.
32:23Yeah, that is true.
32:23We love seeing you in the commentary box.
32:25We noticed this over the weekend.
32:27He was sitting at the back of the peloton, Caleb, and I was really concerned for him.
32:30I'm really concerned for you, Matt.
32:31Just have a look at this.
32:32How many highlighters does one person need?
32:35Can you talk us through the highlighter strategy?
32:37What does each one represent?
32:38There's a clear highlighter strategy.
32:39So this.
32:40The yellow highlighter is for somebody that is inside the top 10 overall and can potentially
32:44win the race.
32:45Okay.
32:45The green highlighter is for the sprinters, so those that might win a sprint stage.
32:49The blue highlighter is for the first breakaway of the day.
32:53Yes.
32:53Yeah.
32:53The orange highlighter is for the next breakaway, the following group, and the pink is for emergencies.
32:59Wow.
32:59And the black is for the Epstein files.
33:01Is that the answer?
33:05It's the writers that have been redacted.
33:07So with that colour system in mind, when you watch The Wiggles, are you thinking, are you
33:13a bit confused?
33:14Well, I'm confused by you two just having two orange highlighters on this.
33:17We're planning to make a breakaway.
33:21I think that's why.
33:22We don't have the SBS budget, Matt.
33:23We can only afford, this goes back to Waleed.
33:26Oh, maybe not.
33:29Now, for some, the Giro's about the cycling.
33:32For others, for the casual fans, it's also about the scenery, isn't it?
33:34And some amazing scenery in Italy.
33:36We saw a wedding.
33:37We saw a ballet recital.
33:39We saw the Easter Bunny.
33:40We saw a man carrying a dead fox.
33:42We saw the upside-down house.
33:43A giant giraffe.
33:44A giant water bottle.
33:46A giant ice cream.
33:47A giant toilet paper.
33:48People covered themselves in the toilet paper.
33:50Spider-Man's running to the toilet.
33:53Wow.
33:54These are some amazing scenes.
33:55They are amazing.
33:56There was one guy that you missed, and he was in Bulgaria, and he was running up alongside
34:00the peloton, and I thought, this guy's got pretty good technique.
34:03And then that, we clipped up and so on.
34:05It turns out, that was the marathon record holder from Bulgaria.
34:07Oh, really?
34:08And he can't get any coverage for actually running in marathons.
34:11So he ran alongside the Giro to the table.
34:13Oh, my God.
34:13But he got a ticket when he ran for a school zone.
34:17This was my favourite that we saw.
34:20We've got David McKenzie returning.
34:22The chainsaws are out.
34:24Santa with a chainsaw.
34:26You better watch out.
34:29That's what that's from.
34:30It's amazing.
34:31Now, you also have to talk through the scenery that we see alongside.
34:34And obviously, with Latour, it's all the cathedrals.
34:37In the Giro, it's bridges.
34:39It's buildings.
34:40Do you get any notes about what you're seeing?
34:41Well, you do, but you don't get notes for everything.
34:43But the good thing is they often put up a graphic on the screen as well, which is a
34:47sheet note, and that always really helps.
34:49But then the final stage we had, you know, that finished in Rome.
34:52So they're racing past the Colosseum, and you can't help but make some sort of reference
34:57to gladiators.
34:58Yes.
34:58And we had the guy that won the last stage.
35:00His surname is Milan.
35:01He won in Rome.
35:02And we had to ask the question, have you been entertained?
35:05Yeah.
35:06See, that is why you are the best.
35:09Because not only do you come up with great lines, but also sometimes when you don't have
35:12the notes, you're still able to talk us through what we're seeing.
35:15We've got a great example of it here.
35:18This is obviously an airplane museum of some description.
35:21Now, how did you work that out, Matt?
35:23How did you do it?
35:24What gave that away?
35:26It was the way you smirked at me just before getting that clip.
35:29I was nervous already.
35:31I don't know if we can see the start of that.
35:32Those are some amazing planes.
35:34We've got the first airplane to bring the ISIS brides back home to Australia.
35:38It's a wonderful museum.
35:39Mind you, we think it was your colleague, David McKenzie, who had the best description
35:44of a Giro d'Italia landmark, this paper factory.
35:48Inside one of the paper mills, I think.
35:49Possibly it's well known for its paper production.
35:58Well, of course it is.
36:00What else is it doing?
36:01Well, what if that was Regina?
36:03That is actually the toilet paper manufacturer.
36:06Is that the toilet paper?
36:06That's the toilet paper manufacturer, and they're a sponsor of one of the classifications
36:10at the Giro.
36:11Oh, okay.
36:12It started there because they sponsored the race.
36:14But yeah, that was the toilet paper manufacturer.
36:16You're heading off to the tour.
36:18Thank you for joining us on the desk.
36:19The tour, of course, begins July 5th on SBS and SBS On Demand.
36:22Would you please thank Matt Keenan?
36:35Hi, welcome back.
36:38It's been a massive week of celebrations.
36:41The oldest past player in VFL, AFL history, Jim Miller, has turned 107.
36:49107.
36:49And he's been added to the rookie list at Geelong, so that's good news.
36:53Happy birthday, Jim.
36:54Seven news.
36:55Spoke to Jim.
36:56I had a bit of face, and I just checked my sweet, and that was a fun one.
37:08That's how bloody good I am.
37:12Well done, Jim.
37:13Jim's still got it.
37:14Jim's still got it.
37:16Moving on.
37:17And speaking of sport, last week on 10 saw the long-awaited return of Sports Tonight.
37:23And a rather interesting update.
37:25Well, Max Burford is here with Sports Tonight, and he's as happy as a dog with two tails.
37:31Max, what have you got for us?
37:34Can I go on script for a second here, or else I can tell you that I was genuinely, not
37:37joking,
37:37born with 12 fingers.
37:39Two of them are gone now.
37:40Perhaps a story for another time.
37:43Perhaps a story for another time.
37:47We're pleased to say this is another time.
37:49Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome from Sports Tonight, it's Max Burford!
37:58Amazing!
37:59Max, we have so many questions.
38:02Please.
38:03You were born with 12 fingers.
38:06Yeah, and I've actually, you know, I've been learning about this myself today.
38:10I always thought that I was born with these little, like, nubs, because I can remember
38:14them.
38:14I got them cut off when I was five years old, and this morning I called my mother when I
38:19found out that you guys would like to learn more about the guy with 12 fingers.
38:24Yes.
38:24She said, no, you were actually born with a genuine finger on both hands that the doctor
38:32didn't tell me about when they got the scans.
38:35What?
38:35He knew it was there.
38:36He knew you were going to have 12 fingers.
38:38He knew I was a first-time mum, and it had been hard for me to get pregnant, and that
38:41they were really worried, so I was just born with 12 fingers like a freak baby from Chernobyl,
38:46and I had to deal with that.
38:48But, like, that's so, oh, my God.
38:50I think we have a photo of a young you.
38:54Oh, my God, it's so cute.
38:56Do you remember that at all?
38:58I do.
38:59That was at the Memorial Hospital here in Adelaide, so I was five at that point in time.
39:04What happened was the fingers that I had, they wrapped a rubber band around them.
39:08Yeah, thank you for the caption, Mum.
39:10Ready for theatre.
39:11Finger removed.
39:12Max, ready for theatre.
39:14Finger removed.
39:15November 21st, 1997.
39:17Special memory.
39:20So, when I was born, they wrapped a rubber band around it and, like, made it lose its circulation
39:25and it fell off, but then the problem was that they kept, like, growing into just these
39:30tiny little nubs, not things that I could use, not things that I could move, but then
39:34when I was five, they were like, let's get rid of this forever.
39:37So, they kept growing back?
39:39Is that what you're saying?
39:40They were determined?
39:42They tried.
39:43They tried.
39:44They were these tiny little, like, lumps.
39:48Oh, that's amazing.
39:49So, you're like an octopus in the sense that if you lose a limb, it just grows back.
39:54Oh, my God.
39:54Yeah.
39:56Of all of the extra appendages to have, I was born with two fingers.
39:59Max.
40:00No.
40:01Max.
40:02Max.
40:03I didn't say it.
40:05I didn't say it.
40:07Well, your mother sent her another photo.
40:09Let's have a look.
40:10I don't know.
40:12I was disappointed with Mum on the call this morning when she said, no, they were genuine
40:16fingers and not little nubs the whole time, because I've been playing, like, amateur sport
40:21at terrible levels for my whole life, and I've got tiny little baby hands still, and an
40:26extra finger would have been just a beautiful thing.
40:29I could mark a foot your whole life better.
40:31Imagine, you could play the piano, you could do all sorts of things.
40:36Do you still wish you had that extra finger?
40:38Your shuckers would be a shuckers.
40:39She said, shuckers would be incredible.
40:43I mean, there's so much that it could have, yeah.
40:46I was a bit disappointed with Mum.
40:48I understand why she thought I was a bit of a freak, but looking back on it now as an
40:52adult, I would have been happy to have six.
40:55Hey, Max, this is something else to look at.
40:56Is it true that you have a brother or sister, and they were also born with an extra finger?
41:02Yeah, my younger brother, George, he's three years younger than me, he was born with only
41:06one extra finger.
41:07So I had the 12, and he had the 11, which is a great sign of superiority.
41:11If you wanted to have an older brother, having one over his younger brother, 12 fingers is
41:18a pretty good place to start.
41:19Your family's like the 12 days of Christmas.
41:21We're just counting down fingers.
41:23Oh, my God.
41:24We grew up in a nice area.
41:26We're not even near any, like, dodgy water treatment plants or anything.
41:30I don't really know how this happens.
41:32Do you always win two truths and a lie?
41:35Because that's the best fact that anyone can have.
41:39Yeah, good party trick.
41:40I actually did try this once, and shockingly didn't work.
41:44I applied to be on Who Wants to Be Millionaire when I was, like, 18 or 19 years old, and
41:48did all the quiz questions and sat there with hundreds of people over here in Adelaide,
41:52and then it got to a point where they were like, cool, these last few people, you just
41:56have to have one cool story that we can share with Eddie Maguire, who was the host at
42:00the time, and I was like, right, well, I'm going on Who Wants to Be Millionaire, because
42:04I was born with 12 fingers, mate, and I told the story, and they clearly didn't give a
42:10rat, because I didn't get a photo.
42:13Call us when you had 15, mate.
42:15Don't waste your time with 12.
42:17What a shame, because you would have been great in the fastest finger rounds.
42:20You would have been amazing.
42:22Well, we've learned a lot, and I'm glad you've learned a lot, too.
42:25You're amazing on 10 News Adelaide and on Sports Tonight.
42:28Ladies and gentlemen, would you put your hands together?
42:30Just check them first.
42:30But Max, back!
42:34Thank you, guys.
42:45Welcome back to the TV.
42:47Thank you so much for watching us this week.
42:49And don't forget you can join our studio audience.
42:51Just hit to our socials below.
42:52Exactly.
42:52We'd love to have you in.
42:53We love meeting our audiences.
42:55Yeah, we're always happy to have a photo with you as well.
42:57Oh, there's us meeting one of our audience members.
42:59We love personally meeting every single one of you.
43:03I've been you out of time.
43:04Honestly, yeah.
43:05It was good.
43:06Hey, speaking of socials, speaking of our audience, we have had so much feedback on last
43:11week's very special guest, Ingrid from Baker's Delight.
43:13In case you missed it, Ingrid works at Baker's Delight, where she filmed this TikTok.
43:17All right.
43:18Ingrid, who's the most famous person you've served at the bakery?
43:21Oh, I think probably the guy that hosts the sheep.
43:24She eats the meat.
43:28Yes.
43:28So then we invited Ingrid on the show.
43:31Where she reflected on meeting you, Tim.
43:32Well, I didn't actually...
43:34I wasn't actually sure if it was you.
43:36Oh, God.
43:36Yeah.
43:38Let's just say, he looks hard to distinguish a term in amongst plain white bread.
43:48We all had a good laugh.
43:50We did have a good laugh.
43:51And we found out your favourite order.
43:53I think your favourite's got to be the cheese and tomato rolls.
43:57That's true.
43:58That's true.
43:58They're actually quite popular amongst our primary school children.
44:02Incredible.
44:04And Ingrid was so amazing on the show.
44:06It's now had over a million views online.
44:08It's absolutely blown up.
44:09And it was so nice for her to come in, to bring us bread and rolls and to join us.
44:14So this week, I thought I'd repay the favour.
44:17All right.
44:17Who's next?
44:19Tim, what do I say about scaring the customer's way?
44:21Yes.
44:21Out the back.
44:22Out the back.
44:22Let's go.
44:23Sorry.
44:23Sorry.
44:23Sorry.
44:24Hey, Ingrid.
44:25I'm here to help.
44:26Where do I start?
44:27Right.
44:27Well, we've got your apron.
44:28Right.
44:29So you've got to do this first set.
44:30You've got to put it on.
44:30Let's put it on.
44:31Yeah.
44:31It's a bit harder than it looks.
44:33So, over both shoulders.
44:37And then you've got to like.
44:38Yep.
44:39Yeah, that's not working.
44:40Okay.
44:42First rule, make a sight, hygiene, wash your hands.
44:44First rule, 10 or 10 as well.
44:46Actually, it's the second rule.
44:48First rule is don't mention the project.
44:52So this is the slicer?
44:54Yes.
44:54Can I use the slicer?
44:55No.
44:56Why not?
44:56You are not old enough.
44:58Yep.
44:59Put it here for the toast setting.
45:01Okay.
45:01There's toast sandwich, toast is thicker.
45:03The toast setting is 14 millimeters, or roughly my height.
45:06Right.
45:08So we'll just get it in.
45:10Soft slicer.
45:11Shake it out.
45:12We've got it.
45:13See, paper's covering it.
45:14That is the best thing since...
45:19That's pretty good.
45:20Okay.
45:21It's still coming out.
45:22Snacks for a child that looks like they're made by a child.
45:27So cover it, pull it off, squeeze all the air out, and then you tie it up.
45:31Okay.
45:32You can hold the bag.
45:33You don't need the paper.
45:34Okay.
45:34So you've got like 500 pieces of paper now.
45:37A little bit.
45:39Don't stand back.
45:40No one's in danger.
45:41All right.
45:42Oh, now I've dropped the tab.
45:44Hurry up.
45:45Yeah.
45:45Oh.
45:46What happened there?
45:48Yeah.
45:48I think I, um...
45:50Thanks, Ingrid.
45:50Thanks to you and the Baker's Delight team for having me.
45:52Do you think I have a future?
45:53No.
45:54No, that's not.
45:55Do you think I have a future here at Baker's Delight?
45:56Oh.
45:57Um, I think you need to learn to be a bit more, like, delightful.
46:01Hey, look at that.
46:02No, I think it's just six-year-day job.
46:03Yeah.
46:04All right.
46:04I think you'd be better at it, to be honest.
46:06I think so, too.
46:07Okay, back to you guys.
46:09Great job.
46:11How do I take this off?
46:16Big thank you to Ingrid.
46:17She's amazing.
46:18And Jellica at Baker's Delight for having us.
46:20And to Max Burford, Matt Keenan and Conchetta Carresto.
46:24See you next week.
46:25Hey, yeah.
46:26And let's see.
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