00:00Who's your ring now?
00:01What about that ghost centre?
00:03I'll have to Google it.
00:05PSI Investigators, that's one. Can you see it?
00:07PSI.
00:08I can't spell that.
00:10Right, one sec.
00:11Hello, this is time for some paranormal investigations.
00:14Are you the ghostbuster?
00:16Yes, that's right. Is that something that interests you today?
00:19I'm just thinking Uncle Barry went into the attic and he's not come back out
00:23and there's loads of ghostly goings on, so can you come and have a look
00:27and see if Uncle Barry's still in the attic?
00:29Yes, so this is the spirit of your deceased Uncle Barry's that collect.
00:35I don't know if he's...
00:36And there's been other kind of paranormal activity going on in your space?
00:40Yeah, there's loads of screaming going on.
00:43So there's loads of screaming, loads of moaning, but it's loads of like...
00:51That must be very terrifying for you.
00:54Yeah.
00:54You know, I have a lot of feelings with kind of the more sinister spirits.
00:59I think my mum's being...
01:01You can sense you have a... you're quite nervous about this,
01:04because that felt like a nervous laugh to me and...
01:06Yeah, very nervous laugh.
01:08What's your name?
01:09My name's Tim.
01:10We tune into the spirits and...
01:13Tune in.
01:14I'll feel my way into this and see how I sense it.
01:17So just let me... just give me five seconds just to...
01:19Over the phone?
01:20I am getting a strong sense of a spirit that quite possibly could be Barry.
01:28I'm getting the sense of a male who is quite a manly sort of man.
01:36How do you know he's got unresolved stuff?
01:38Because he's out on license at the minute.
01:40So, in the spirit world, when people have things that are deeply unresolved,
01:44a lot of like criminality that often...
01:46They are things they need to pay penance for in the next realm...
01:50And you're getting all this off a phone call!
01:54Do you reckon you can find Uncle Barry in the attic?
01:56Or do you want me to just go and have a look?
01:58Because we've got some stab ladders.
01:59You have that, sorry?
02:00I've got some stab ladders who can go in the attic and they can have a look for him.
02:05Yes.
02:05So, it's important to understand that in the spiritual realm,
02:10he may not be physically in the attic.
02:14Now, when she's screaming, Uncle Barry's in the bed with her.
02:17And I'm not saying that he's an entity.
02:19He's very physical.
02:21And I can't believe you're getting all this from a phone call.
02:23That's unbelievable.
02:24You're very good at your job.
02:26Thank you very much.
02:29You've got a better signal getting Uncle Barry's and Vodafone me.
02:34Are you tuning in now, like a radio?
02:36Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:38You know, it is very similar to how you tune in, so...
02:41I often say that spirits are always talking,
02:44but you have to hold up the antenna to receive that information, so...
02:47You've not got an antenna!
02:49I've not got an antenna on me!
02:51No, see, yes.
02:53This is why you call people like me to come and hold that antenna up
02:57for you, because what's dangerous in the spirit world is to...
03:00You know, some spirits have their powers as others,
03:05and essentially they might be more sinister.
03:07They're trying to manipulate and, you know...
03:11I wouldn't advise you doing that.
03:13That's why you call, you know, professionals like me.
03:16He's £199, um, puss, uh, puss bat.
03:21Um...
03:21To find out if Uncle Barry's in the attic?
03:24It's going to cost me £200.
03:26Well, I mean, it was a short choice.
03:27These entities often don't get better on their own
03:30until you have some sort of intervention.
03:33That's expensive, that, innit?
03:34Let me speak to my mum, and I'm going to go and see
03:38if Uncle Barry is actually worth £199 plus that.
03:42Yeah, you must do what's important and best for your family.
03:47Have you taken the...
03:48Mmm...
03:49I should have paid the £199 plus that to see what other bull...
03:52...puss could come up with.
03:54That guy...
03:55That guy's ringing me.
03:56What, the guy's ringing?
03:57That guy's ringing me from before.
03:59Answer it.
03:59Answer it.
04:00The ghost guy.
04:01Yeah, yeah.
04:03Hello?
04:05Hi, is this Tim?
04:07Yeah, it's me!
04:09Oh my God, hi!
04:10Hi!
04:10Hi, I'm calling you back from Sanctum,
04:13the paranormal investigators.
04:15Listen, this is a very unorthodox call for me to be making,
04:19but since I kind of reached out
04:22and felt the energy of your Uncle Barry,
04:25I've not been able to leave it alone,
04:27and I really feel like he's close
04:29and trying to send me a message.
04:31Oh my God!
04:33So...
04:33Yes, it's been...
04:35When, from the spirit world,
04:37when they knock on the door so strong,
04:40I feel like I have to answer that call,
04:43so it...
04:43Is he knocking on your door now?
04:46Yes, he is,
04:47and I feel like I must channel him for you
04:50to see what he has to say.
04:52Oh my God!
04:52What if he's knocking on your door?
04:54Because he thinks it's trick-or-treat?
04:55I'm going to channel him now, Tim,
04:57is that okay?
04:58Yeah, do whatever you want.
05:02Tim!
05:03Tim!
05:03This is Uncle Barry!
05:06Tim!
05:06Tim!
05:07Can you hear me?
05:09Oh my God!
05:10Is that Uncle Barry?
05:11Tim!
05:12Tim!
05:13Tim!
05:14Tim!
05:15I have a message for you!
05:18What?
05:18And...
05:19You must pay...
05:21...the investigators one nine nine...
05:25...plus fart...
05:26...soon to unlock this message!
05:30It's not right!
05:30Oh my God!
05:31Uncle Bobby, is that really you?
05:34That's Tim!
05:35Oh my God!
05:36What are you doing on the phone?
05:37I've just dropped you off at the bus stop!
05:40Ha ha ha!
05:41I have a message for you!
05:49But Uncle Barry, but I've literally just dropped him off at the bus stop.
05:54Hello, who's that?
05:57I'm sorry, I'm very drained that you take so much out of me channeling them spirits.
06:02Who is that, please?
06:03Channelling Uncle Barry?
06:05Are you trying to get 199 plus that out of me, mate?
06:09I'm sorry, I don't know what happened there.
06:12When I channel the energies and the spirits, I'm not privy to what...
06:18It's not my spirit or energy.
06:20Do you want me to just pay you 199 plus that and you never ring me again?
06:23Is that all right?
06:24I mean, if that would settle...
06:29All right, mate. All right.
06:32Yeah, you've confirmed all my questions about whether the spirit hunters are real.
06:37You're talking in two very different, distinct voices here and I feel like...
06:41Just like you!
06:46You're very finished. You may now have channeled the spirit into yourself.
06:51Not over the phone, mate. I've not got that much credit.
06:53This is very troubling to me.
06:55Ben, it is. Are you all right? Do you want to cuddle?
06:59I'm a little shaken by what I'm hearing.
07:02The two different voices are really distinct.
07:05Okay, I'm sorry.
07:06I'm being channeled something more sinister.
07:08I am three, nearly six.
07:12I am being channeled by Tim.
07:16It's weird, isn't it?
07:18It's very strange.
07:19Very strange, that.
07:21I feel like you would really benefit from an in-person meeting.
07:25I really do feel like this is...
07:27Would I?
07:28Right, listen, mate.
07:30I'm going to go because we just dropped Uncle Barry off at the bus stop.
07:33I need to ring the bus station to see if he's really on the bus now.
07:38Because if you're getting the energy, I need to find out whether he's dead, okay?
07:45I'm going to leave this call now.
07:48Good.
07:51As if he...
07:54It's like Derek Okora.
07:56Mary loves dick.
08:01My God.
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