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My team finally prank called me back, it was so funny (I'm only a bit angry) 🤣
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00:00Do you ever want to come round and play at my house?
00:03No!
00:05Weird!
00:07Hello?
00:07Hiya mate, it's Joe, how you doing? You okay?
00:10Oh, hiya mate.
00:10I know this is really weird, but my nephew is like an insanely big fan.
00:16I just wondered if I could get you to just chat to him and basically as like an early Christmas
00:21present for him.
00:22Yeah.
00:22I can pass you the phone over to him if that's okay with you.
00:25Right, okay.
00:26Yeah, is that alright?
00:27Yeah.
00:28Hello?
00:30Hello?
00:31Hi.
00:32Are you okay?
00:33Hiya, my name's Tim and I'm two nearly five.
00:37Not to meet you, Tom.
00:40Oh my God.
00:41I'm an absolutely muffless fan.
00:43Muffless.
00:46It's muffless.
00:48It's Tim, oh my God.
00:50Are you okay, Tom?
00:53Oh my God.
00:56Do you ever want to come round and play at my house?
00:59No.
01:00Oh my God.
01:02Oh my God.
01:03I'm such a big fan.
01:05Well, thank you, Tom.
01:07I don't believe this at all.
01:09Hey, Uncle Joe says that you're absolutely minted.
01:12What does that mean?
01:15What do you want?
01:19I want a really fast car.
01:21I want a really fast car.
01:21How fast does it go?
01:26It's not fast enough.
01:27It's got to go.
01:28No.
01:29What are we doing?
01:31I wanted to know, can I ask you a question?
01:34Yeah.
01:34I'll bring you sound like me, but you look like a granddad.
01:40Listen, Tom, because when they're sitting here, he don't punch you in the face.
01:45I can't say that.
01:47I can't.
01:47I'm so nearly five.
01:49I'm so nearly six.
01:54It's just the real thing.
01:56I've got one more question for you.
01:59I saw a video where you met Santa.
02:02Yeah.
02:02What was he like?
02:03The best person ever.
02:05Because you've got to be nice to him, because if you're not nice, then he won't bring your
02:08presents.
02:09So you've got to be good.
02:10OK.
02:11Have you been good this year?
02:12No, I'm not a good boy.
02:15No, you f***ed it, mate.
02:16You're not good.
02:18You're not good.
02:21You're not good.
02:22I can't say that.
02:23I can't.
02:23You're not getting a fast car, mate.
02:26You're getting a slow car.
02:28Oh, no.
02:29Wait.
02:30Wait.
02:31Just go away and think about what you've done.
02:34Be good.
02:35And then maybe you'll get a dead fast car.
02:38OK, Tim.
02:40Thank you so much.
02:40I'm f***ing Maffis phone and I've always wanted to talk to you.
02:45It's Maffis, not Maffis.
02:47Not Maffis.
02:48Maffis.
02:48Sorry.
02:49This is made my year.
02:51You're welcome.
02:52I see you in a bit of talk.
02:54Thank you, Tim.
02:55I love you.
02:55Bye.
02:56Love you.
02:57Bye.
02:58Bye.
02:59Oh, thank you so much, mate.
03:01You've made his year.
03:02I'm not having a walk.
03:03You're having a walk?
03:04Who's walking your...
03:07Right, Tim.
03:08I want you to ring me, ma'am.
03:09And just tell her you've found your phone.
03:11Right.
03:11Right.
03:12The one that said ma'am.
03:13Yes.
03:14Who's Big Dom John?
03:20Hello.
03:21Hello.
03:22Hi.
03:22My name's Sam.
03:24I just found this phone just lying about.
03:27I just thought I'd ring ma'am.
03:28Are you ma'am?
03:29I am ma'am.
03:30Hi ma'am.
03:31What's your name ma'am?
03:32Yes.
03:32What's your ma'am?
03:33Don't say you don't understand me.
03:36With your Geordie accent.
03:38Oh, I'm really sorry.
03:39It's really strong then, ma'am.
03:41I know.
03:41Nicola.
03:42Hi Nicola.
03:43Hiya.
03:44So what do we do about this phone?
03:46Do you want to buy it?
03:47Yeah, yeah.
03:48Yeah.
03:49That's not good.
03:5015p, you can have it.
03:5115, you know, Bob.
03:52That's a bit expensive.
03:53Do you want to meet me?
03:54By the weird way.
03:55Not the weird way, I mean.
03:57What?
03:57To buy the phone off me at 15p.
04:00I wasn't thinking of any other way, it goes.
04:02Yeah, of course not, Bob.
04:03Yeah, we're tight.
04:05Have you got 15p?
04:07I'll probably have to go to the bank.
04:08Get some money out.
04:09Listen, we'll leave it.
04:11You sound like a right poor ****.
04:14I can't see my bills today.
04:16This is still bad.
04:19You sound like a right catch.
04:22So, whereabouts are you in the world?
04:24Where are you?
04:25Oh, I'm in Newcastle.
04:27Oh, that's far away from me, that.
04:29Is it?
04:29Could you not just?
04:30I don't.
04:31No, I couldn't just anything.
04:33Cheeky cow.
04:34I couldn't just anything.
04:35So, what are you doing?
04:36What are you doing right now?
04:37I'm not having a walk.
04:39Because it's really sunny and we don't get much sleep.
04:41Yeah, but it's freezing.
04:43Yeah, but you'd wrap up warm.
04:44But you're closer and you're fine.
04:46Fine.
04:46Me and my friend, do I walk outside?
04:51I got a long lead.
04:54You're sure that's enough.
04:55I'm walking in the room.
04:57Oh.
04:57Oh.
04:59Has she got a pooper scooper?
05:02Stop.
05:02Say pooper scooper.
05:06Oh, I love that.
05:07Oh, I love that.
05:08That's Georgie.
05:08She's not as Georgie as you.
05:10Say pooper scooper.
05:11Pooper scooper.
05:12I ask for...
05:12Where are you from originally, ma'am?
05:15Me, Newcastle.
05:16How do you know if Georgie is?
05:18The daughter.
05:19I'm not.
05:19There's a lot of things as my daughter.
05:23Oh, what are you doing with it?
05:25This has just said it's a Jeremy Kyle very, very fast, hasn't it?
05:30Right, listen.
05:30I've obviously not just found this phone, but she's definitely not getting it back.
05:37I don't give her a baby either.
05:39She's been trying to get me hands on her for years.
05:41What?
05:42I've got me hands on her for years.
05:44Oh, I'll give you.
05:46Excellent.
05:46Yeah, sorry.
05:47I'll see you in a bit.
05:49Wait.
05:50Enjoy your walk.
05:52I love you.
05:52I'll see you in a bit.
05:53I love you.
05:54Love you too.
05:55I love you.
05:56Bye.
05:56Bye.
05:59Not once.
06:00Ask her where I was.
06:01Not once.
06:02Just say this is me daughter's born.
06:03She don't care.
06:04She doesn't not give a single .
06:07Call that.
06:09King's hands, how can I help you?
06:11I'm just wondering, this weekend, me and the lads want to come out and just make a day
06:16if you want to let our hair down.
06:18We want to watch the big event that's going on.
06:21So I'm wondering if you've got it on this weekend.
06:23Yeah, we've got all the sky sports, me.
06:25It's not sport.
06:26Me and the lads want to come out.
06:28It's the big one this weekend.
06:29The dogs?
06:30No, no, the dogs.
06:31What is it you want to watch?
06:32It's the big event, innit?
06:34It's the big one.
06:35I'm busy, mate.
06:36Get to the point.
06:36We want to watch the grand finale of Paw Patrol.
06:40You want to watch them where, sorry?
06:42Paw Patrol.
06:42It's the big one.
06:43It's the big one this weekend.
06:44Me and the lads, we just want to come out.
06:47You know, just have a couple of pints of fruit shoots.
06:51Do you want chicken nuggets and fruit shoots?
06:53Yes, please.
06:55Yes, please.
06:56And how old are you, mate?
06:57Come on.
06:57I'm three and nearly six.
06:58How old are you?
06:59I'm 47, but it's none of your business.
07:02You've got to be kidding me.
07:03You're not watching Paw Patrol?
07:04No.
07:05What a loser.
07:07Have you got all your Mars phone from somewhere and they've got this number?
07:10Yeah.
07:11She had a rough night last night.
07:13Not watching Paw Patrol.
07:14Was she down here with us?
07:15No.
07:16She had a good night.
07:17No.
07:18Sorry.
07:19Seriously.
07:19She wouldn't get that there, would she?
07:22Tell your mum she's welcome Friday.
07:24She just can't bring you.
07:25All right.
07:25And none of your little mates.
07:27None of your little tretans can come down here on Friday and watch the match.
07:30That cuts deep, that mate.
07:31That cuts deep.
07:32I'm sorry, pal, but you know, it's a public house.
07:35You've got to be over 18.
07:36I can't wait to get on TripAdvisor.
07:38Wait until I leave the review.
07:40It'll be off in seconds.
07:41A review from a four-year-old.
07:42Spelling might not be great, but people will get the gist of it.
07:46Right.
07:46What's your name then, Sunshine?
07:47What's your name, Sunshine?
07:49My name's David.
07:51I'm going to be looking out for you when you put your TripAdvisor message up.
07:55You won't know it's me, because I'll do it on my mother last night.
07:58Oh, you can't even spell that at all.
08:00Say it.
08:01I can't say it.
08:03I mean, it's just going to be emojis.
08:05It's just going to be like the little poo emoji.
08:07Poo emoji.
08:08Poo emoji.
08:09Angry face.
08:09Oh, they'll all enjoy that.
08:10You know what?
08:11That sounds like a cartoon right up your street, that pal.
08:13I know.
08:14It's right.
08:14I'm a streamer.
08:15Look, I'm going to go now, because we don't put cartoons on in the pub.
08:19You're missing out on a trick there, pal.
08:21You reckon?
08:22Yeah, I know so.
08:23I'm going to go to a proper pub and watch it on the big screen.
08:26Does it have a ball pond and a bouncy castle?
08:28I hope so.
08:30Wonderful.
08:31Stick your pub.
08:32You go and have a nice jump, alright?
08:34I hope you jump in that ball pond and you can't even friggin' swim.
08:38I can swim, I've got handbands.
08:40Handbands in a ball pond.
08:41No, I'm not swimming at the minute.
08:43It's freezing.
08:43I hope you don't stick it down.
08:44Wonderful.
08:46You're not allowed to swear.
08:49Stick your pub.
08:50Hope you jacks it.
08:52And see you in a bit, right?
08:54See you in a bit, Dave.
08:55You're ready to shove them chicken nuggets and food shoots as well, pal.
08:57I'll be having all them.
08:59It's not a crutch.
08:59It's a pub.
09:00Goodbye.
09:01Goodbye.
09:05You and your crutches.
09:08Goodbye.
09:09Goodbye.
09:09Goodbye.
09:09Goodbye.
09:09Goodbye.
09:10I don't know.
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