00:00Don't be phoning this number, it's a business.
00:02I will do what I need.
00:04I will, I mean, I'll wear stringham.
00:07And I'll get some bulky stuff.
00:09What bulky?
00:10My mum.
00:12How can I help you?
00:13I've heard that you have to buy in bulk.
00:16That's right, yeah, it's a wholesaler.
00:17So, can I please place an order for 10,000 chicken nuggets?
00:23You were one of our members.
00:24What?
00:24What's your business name?
00:26My Uncle Barry's got a business.
00:27No, sorry, Costco is for business owners.
00:30My Uncle Barry's got a business.
00:32Is he in agriculture?
00:33Can your Uncle Barry phone us then?
00:35No.
00:35Am I speaking to a child here?
00:37Yeah, my name's Tim.
00:38No, no, listen, sorry, we don't sell to children,
00:40and you've got to own your own business to have a Costco card.
00:43My Uncle Barry owns his own business.
00:45He's in gardening.
00:46You're not Uncle Barry.
00:48You're a child phoning this.
00:49How did you get this from Ben?
00:50You go, so, can I please have 10,000 chicken nuggets?
00:54I mean, any chance you can go play marbles on the motorway?
00:57Marbles!
01:02I've never heard of it!
01:05I am busy and can't do this now.
01:07I'm crying.
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