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Tiny Tim brings a prank twist to a blind dating game, meeting three dates for a playful round of Take Me Out. The setup blends dating-show format with comedy as he puts his blind dates at the center of the joke.
For fans of funny dating videos, blind date challenges, prank comedy and lighthearted entertainment, this episode offers an unusual take on meeting someone new. Enjoy it as a quick comedy watch or for a dose of awkward, playful dating-show fun.
For fans of funny dating videos, blind date challenges, prank comedy and lighthearted entertainment, this episode offers an unusual take on meeting someone new. Enjoy it as a quick comedy watch or for a dose of awkward, playful dating-show fun.
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00:00Any time he talks, it just goes downhill to be honest.
00:02Any time he opens his mouth, that sort of ruins all appeal, isn't it?
00:05The skinny jeans, I take them off, I can't lie.
00:09Not in that way, mate.
00:10Am I not allowed a flag?
00:25Today we're going to find love for our lucky, lucky contestants.
00:31We have some very exciting potential dates here and we're going to see what they think of our bonnie bachelor.
00:38Remember, if he's not your bag, wave your flag.
00:44Very good, ladies.
00:45If the vibes are dead, show him red.
00:49They're doing it again.
00:50Come on down, contestant.
00:53Right, ladies, let's go down the line.
00:56Wait, what's your name?
00:58Isabella.
00:58Isabella, okay.
00:59And what's your first impressions of our Tim here?
01:02He's got bright white tea.
01:04Bright white tea?
01:06Is that a good thing?
01:07Better than brown ones.
01:08It's better than brownie, clearly.
01:10All right, and second, who have we got here?
01:12Emma.
01:13Emma, lovely Emma.
01:14Emma, what do you think of our Tim?
01:17He's got a lovely giggle.
01:18Mmm.
01:20Good stuff.
01:21All right, then, next down the line, what's your name?
01:24Samantha.
01:25Samantha.
01:26Now, Sam, did I call you Sam?
01:27No.
01:28Okay.
01:28Is that here?
01:31Samantha, what do you think of our Tim here?
01:34His shirt's nice.
01:35Yes.
01:36Right, Tim.
01:37How old are you?
01:38Where have you come from?
01:39My name's Tim.
01:40I'm three nearly six and I come from my dad, originally.
01:44No red flags yet.
01:45Tim, you're doing all right.
01:46I would have thought they would have made it through there based on the fact you're three
01:49years old, but they seem okay with it.
01:52I've got a few videos to show you about Tim talking about himself.
01:56Okay?
01:57Let the carrot see the cake.
01:59Okay.
02:00Hi there, Tim.
02:01Hi.
02:02Okay.
02:03Yeah, good.
02:03Are you excited about this?
02:05I'm so excited.
02:06You hope you're going to find love.
02:07I hope so.
02:09So, just introduce yourself.
02:12Right.
02:13My name's Tim.
02:14I'm so good at football and FIFA and I can play Frisbee.
02:18I can throw it dead good.
02:20You seem to mention Haribo and Fruit Shoe quite a lot.
02:23Yes.
02:23Would those be involved in your sort of dream date?
02:26Definitely.
02:27Definitely.
02:28Who don't like Haribo?
02:30Who don't like Fruit Shoe?
02:31Do you know what I mean?
02:32It's a fair point.
02:33I know.
02:34I know.
02:34That's the green flag for me.
02:37Well, lucky enough to go on a date with someone.
02:40Would you buy them Haribo and Fruit Shoe?
02:43I'd buy myself some.
02:46Because it tends to be the man on the date will get stuff for the girl.
02:52What happens if we call it?
02:57Say if a meal costs £70 per person, £140 for the meal, are you happy to front that up and,
03:04you know, be the man, the chivalrous man in that situation?
03:07I just want to eat.
03:09That's an expensive dinner, that, innit?
03:11I'll just knock yourself out.
03:14Right.
03:15They'll spend more than £70.
03:16You'd let them pay for the meal?
03:18No, they can eat and I'll pay for them.
03:20Okay.
03:20I just want to eat.
03:21Because £140 is a lot for a dinner, innit?
03:25It is, yeah.
03:26I also don't, I don't know, the Haribo thing, I was on board with that, but then the not sharing
03:30thing, like, I'm a foodie, I can't be having that.
03:32Yeah, there is a weird obsession with Haribo and Fruit Shoe.
03:36That is a bit of a red flag.
03:38It's just a bit close-minded and I was thinking, well, you know, what about the rest of us?
03:43I don't want to be going on a date with a guy who can't share his Haribo.
03:45It's like, that is a massive red flag.
03:47Probably one of my only big red flags, to be honest.
03:50What would you say your life is like?
03:52Do you think you have a good life?
03:54School's good.
03:55What's your opinion of Tim?
03:56I hate him.
03:58I shouldn't really use the word hate in a school, but can I use the word loathe?
04:04Are you a good student?
04:05I am the best student.
04:06I can't stand that boy.
04:09I hate him.
04:11I blame the parents.
04:12I'll go with the best life, whether they're my mum and Uncle Barry.
04:15Yeah.
04:15It's the best.
04:16We'll smack it Steve and Sticky Vicky as well.
04:19But I have an amazing, if they're not involved, I have a great time.
04:23I have a great time.
04:25School's good.
04:26He make me laugh all the time.
04:28I be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:31He's so funny, but he's rubbish at his job.
04:35Finally, you've got such a great life.
04:37Are you ready to welcome a new girl into that life?
04:41I think it's about time.
04:42I'm so ready.
04:44Do you think Tim might be able to find a date?
04:46Do you think he'll get lucky in love today?
04:48Oh, if anybody deserves to be lucky in love, it is my boy Tim.
04:52He's fantastic, but not at his job.
04:55We'll find a girl for you, Tim, okay?
04:57Yeah, I can't wait.
04:59Let's do this.
05:00Make sure she's fit.
05:01Okay.
05:02Okay.
05:02Right, ladies, what do you think of our Tim?
05:05I have to say, it was an interesting watch.
05:10Very confident in yourself, but I think I would have needed just a little bit more to prove those points
05:15you were making, Tim.
05:16Can you prove how clever you are?
05:17Yeah.
05:18Two pro two is four.
05:19Minus one nice free equipment.
05:22Oh, to all that speed.
05:24You're impressed by speed.
05:26That was well.
05:27Right.
05:28Now, Tim, you've got a big chance to show your special talents.
05:35Right.
05:36Have you got anything prepared for us, Tim?
05:38No.
05:40I heard from a little birdie that you do a very good impression of Nelson Mandela.
05:50You're going to bring your Nelson out for us?
05:52Oh, my God.
05:54A bit too shy to show us your Mandela.
05:56That's fine.
05:56That's fine.
05:57Let's just say, I have heard that you do some pretty nifty beatboxing.
06:02Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:03Yeah.
06:03Well, you want to hear some beatboxing, don't you ladies?
06:07Yeah.
06:07Now.
06:08Now?
06:08Now?
06:09Now?
06:09Now?
06:10Now?
06:11Now?
06:11Now?
06:13Now?
06:13Now?
06:13Now?
06:13Now?
06:13Now?
06:14Now?
06:14Now?
06:23Now?
06:26Now?
06:29Now?
06:32Now?
06:33If that wince a birdie.
06:41Hands off with the bloodah fewer!
06:43Now?
06:44Now?
06:44Now?
06:44So what do you think of Tim today?
06:49Interesting guy, character, not quite for me.
06:53Not your type?
06:54No, not my type, yes.
06:56Not your type, yeah.
06:57Do you think he'll be lucky in love someday?
07:00Someday, yes, someday far away.
07:04You were quite into it at first and it seemed to be when he started talking in his voice,
07:08that's when things went downhill, is that fair to say?
07:10I think if any time he talks it just goes downhill to be honest.
07:13Any time he opens his mouth, that sort of ruins the whole appeal, doesn't it?
07:16That ruins the whole appeal.
07:18It's my job.
07:18Right.
07:20Right.
07:21We are coming up to the last round, eh, Tim.
07:25Our ladies have got to know you very, very well,
07:28but now's your chance to get to know them all a bit better.
07:32I believe you've got some questions to ask them, Tim, is that right?
07:35Fantastic.
07:37Well, whenever you're ready.
07:38Right.
07:38Where would you take me on a dream date?
07:42Yeah.
07:42Start with Bella.
07:44A walk in the park?
07:47What?
07:47You said you like football, being outdoorsy, you can run around.
07:52Not a dog.
07:55Well, some of these answers.
07:58So go for a walk in the park?
08:00Yeah.
08:01Okay.
08:01Do you drink coffee?
08:03Yeah, don't tell my mum I drink coffee.
08:06You can get a nice coffee.
08:07Treat your Starbucks.
08:08Where would you take me on a dream date?
08:13We would go to a really nice restaurant in Manchester, like Lucky Cat, something like that.
08:19Can't promise it'll be under £140 though, but if I'm the only one eating then it'll be great.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Do they do chicken nuggets?
08:28No.
08:30Okay.
08:31Where would you take me?
08:33I think I would go down the same route as a lovely restaurant.
08:35I'd probably take you to McDonald's like you said earlier.
08:38Yeah.
08:39But it would just be me eating though, because you said earlier that you wouldn't eat.
08:42Well, if it's 140 quid, you won't.
08:44But if it's 20 chicken nuggets.
08:46Well, that's not what you said though, so.
08:48Alright.
08:49It's getting a little bit frosty in here too, isn't it?
08:52Am I not allowed to fuck?
08:55Well, you've got another one.
08:57Our friends.
08:59What is that, a fruit shoot or wine?
09:02Can't beat a glass of Savion.
09:06I'd have both.
09:08Maybe try mixing them.
09:11I think I'd probably do a fruit shoot, like the strawberry one.
09:15Do you think it's possible that Tony's going to find love on the dating scene at any point?
09:20Maybe when he grows up.
09:21I think maybe the age is an issue.
09:24He might need to try the gay scene.
09:27Can you drive?
09:28And do you know the way to my mate Ben's house?
09:31No and no.
09:32I can drive.
09:33And can you drive?
09:36I've got a really nice little red vanilla car.
09:41As in like the little Tommy tyke things.
09:44Little tykes.
09:45Little tykes.
09:46Sorry.
09:47It's just for me.
09:48You're not getting in it.
09:50And can you drive?
09:51Do you know my mate Ben for me?
09:52No, I don't know who Ben is.
09:56He's my best mate.
09:57Oh, sorry.
09:58My mum and Uncle Barry love wrestling late at night.
10:02Are you into wrestling?
10:04Not impartial to the generic sense of wrestling, Nev.
10:09Sorry that.
10:10Didn't understand it, I'm honest with you too.
10:15I'm not into wrestling.
10:16I'm not a big fan of violence at all.
10:18Can't watch it, can't partake in it.
10:20No, I like watching this, Lynn.
10:22Yeah.
10:23Not doing it, no.
10:24I like watching it.
10:26Right then.
10:27Okay.
10:28Okay.
10:31What would you dress me in if you had to put me in clothes every day?
10:36I'm not your mother, so I won't be dressing you in anything.
10:38Thank God.
10:39Yeah.
10:40The skinny jeans.
10:41Hate.
10:41I'll take them off.
10:43Can't lie.
10:44Not in that moment.
10:45They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really
10:48fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.
10:51At your big age, you shouldn't be having other people dress.
10:55Yeah.
10:55You should be dressing yourself.
10:57Because I'm a big boy, isn't it?
10:59Yeah.
11:00Do you have maybe some tips about how you could get a bit luckier in love?
11:06I think he needs help.
11:07Yeah.
11:09I think we need to get in contact with someone.
11:11Right.
11:11Okay.
11:12What's more important to you?
11:13World peace or having a load of money?
11:16World peace.
11:17Liar.
11:19I've got to say world peace or on camera.
11:22Liar.
11:23Yeah, I'll say world peace just a minute.
11:24Is it a flag?
11:27You definitely, definitely pick money.
11:29I hate kissing, it looks disgusting.
11:31But if you had to kiss me, what do you think I'd taste of?
11:36Interesting.
11:37Who's wrote these?
11:40Who's wrote these?
11:41Probably Haribo.
11:43Cavities.
11:51Mud.
11:52Mud.
11:52Yeah.
11:53Mud.
11:54Yeah.
11:54Okay.
11:55Okay.
11:56Now, Tim, normally we'd pick the person who's not waved any red flags.
12:00Sadly, they've all waved quite a lot of red flags.
12:03Yeah.
12:04At least 40 times each.
12:06Yeah.
12:06It's safe to say you're not going to get a date.
12:08But, out of the three of them, is there anything that you'd like to take out on a date?
12:14Despite the fact they've all said it's a big fat no.
12:18Erm.
12:20Sorry.
12:21The one struggling with her chair.
12:22The one struggling with her chair.
12:24She clearly needs her help, doesn't she?
12:26Clearly needs a bit of help.
12:27Wow.
12:27So, Tim, congratulations.
12:30In theory, you're going on a date with our Tim to Kababalicious in sunny Withenshaw.
12:37Let's get away with us.
12:38Thank you, Tim.
12:39From the Stimmy audience, yeah.
12:41But, you're not going because you absolutely hated him.
12:44Yeah, yeah.
12:44So, that's not going to happen.
12:46Wave goodbye, everybody.
12:47Thank you for another episode of Take Tim Out.
12:50Let's go.
12:51Bye.