00:00Chups! Chups! Chups! Chups! Chups! Chups! Chups! Chups!
00:08What the hell happened last night?
00:12You blacked out, buddy!
00:14No, I have to graduate in the morning. You cannot let me drink that much.
00:19Why did you let me drink so much?
00:21I wanted to give you a night to remember.
00:23Well, I don't remember shit, and I can't find my cap and gown.
00:26Hey, it was worse for me. I got so drunk, I hooked up with a big girl.
00:30You would have done that anyways.
00:31You're right.
00:32Babe, I have to graduate in like two hours and I cannot find my cap and gown.
00:36Have you seen it?
00:37Yeah, babe.
00:38You're wearing it on your Snapchat story.
00:39What Snapchat story?
00:40The one where you're laid up in bed with Tyrone Williams.
00:44Damn, you hooked up with Big Tyrone?
00:46Hey, you really blacked out last night.
00:48Shut up!
00:48Hey, Tyrone, this is Andy.
00:51Well, hello there, my little cum sponge.
00:56Listen, I really need to come by your place and get my cap and gown.
01:00Come on over.
01:00But if you want to leave with them, you're going to have to finish what we started last night.
01:04Oh, no, I'm sorry.
01:06I don't swing that way.
01:07I just drink way too much tequila.
01:09Yeah, that's what you twinks usually say.
01:11Well, I'm not finishing anything.
01:13Well, then you're also not going to finish your degree.
01:18Hey, congrats on graduating.
01:20Shut the fuck up.
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