00:00You're the worst therapist ever! Why even do this job if you don't want to help people?
00:05Money.
00:05Meet Dr. Victor Blaine, a therapist with a zero star rating on Yelp,
00:10which he says is because clients can't handle hearing the truth.
00:14This couple's therapist always flirts with my wife.
00:17Yesterday, she said I started an argument, and Dr. Blaine agreed, even though it wasn't me.
00:22John, if you're watching this, I'd ask your wife whose son you're raising, because that wasn't you either.
00:29Clearly, a zero star review is the last thing Dr. Blaine cares about.
00:33You're going through a real rough patch, Dr. Blaine.
00:36What's wrong?
00:36I figured out my sons are furry, and I love them to death, but I'm trying to figure out what
00:40I should do.
00:43Put them down.
00:45Dr. Blaine said, sometimes the toughest choices require the strongest will.
00:49Ever since my accident in 2016, my life hasn't been the same.
00:52Listen, you can't let the past control you.
00:54You're right. I just wish I never fell into that gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo.
00:59What?
01:00Yeah, I know it sounds crazy.
01:02Get the fuck out of my office!
01:03What? I came to you for advice.
01:05You want advice? Next time you fall off something, make sure it's a tall building.
01:10I'm, uh, I'm not really sure what just happened there.
01:13I'm, uh, I'm 100-攪
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