00:01uh ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking and oh look there's a huge wasp outside
00:07oh no it's uh it's inside it's inside oh my god i spilled my cafe oh my god it blew
00:14into my mouth
00:14oh my god it hurts hello i'm your co-pilot marcus yeah hi it's okay i don't need one thank
00:22you
00:22yeah from what i just saw i think you really need a co-pilot then you can co yourself ladies
00:27and
00:27gentlemen please mind the seatbelt sign it's just a bit of turbulence nothing to worry about
00:36never mind we're missing a wing and we're crashing where did the wing go i could have
00:39swore we still had the wing when we took off where's the wing marcus how would i know
00:44that's what your wife said when i asked her why she married you marcus mayday mayday oh but wait
00:49what if it's march what should it be march day so they were crashing right mayday i did it i
00:56landed
00:56the plane safely how did you do that i trained 91 751 ducks to fly under a plane and carry
01:04it down
01:04to safety they're all dead now
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