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Celebrity Treasure Island Season Episode 16
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00:12You know every season of Celebrity Treasure Island we film hundreds and
00:17hundreds of hours of television the challenges the strategy going forward we
00:27will help one another how can we get the four of us and the top four and the
00:32betrayal Rhea I'm gonna be putting you in I bet myself to take the nuts and
00:38somehow we squeeze all of that chaos into just three hours a week chaos rules
00:45but trust me there's a lot that never makes it to air are you like a sexual
00:55slippery dip I wish I had that done that and honestly don't put it in most of it
01:02should stay buried down in the editing suite this is where we get it in you'll
01:07get to pee on her one day Ben check your willy because if you get that then that
01:11can drop off Liv you look really sexy but tonight though we're opening the vault might
01:21well make myself useful I really can do it all she's taken my perch from bloopers
01:29and camp chaos
01:30a bee is a what you do the same thing there's a lot of feet related things on this show
01:35like we'll talk off camera are we supposed to be filming this I can't even put them in
01:40the show my favorite lines that she said emotional moments thank you that we got
01:44the chance what a privilege for you to share this experience together and the
01:48contestants whose stories ended way too soon this is the stuff that got left
01:56behind that was also the plastic bag just to clarify welcome to celebrity
02:04treasure island the cutting room floor let's go baby
02:34everything
02:39is
03:12Now, before we get into the bloopers, breakdowns and absolute island chaos, let's take a moment
03:18to celebrate some of the contestants we didn't get to spend nearly enough time with, and wonder
03:23what might have happened if they'd survived just a little bit longer.
03:27Yeah, I'll go first.
03:29Her time on the island may have been short, but Miss New Zealand definitely made an impression
03:36on one of her teammates, Harrison.
03:39In fact, even the media started picking up on it, wondering if Harrison thought he'd
03:45signed up for Love Island instead of Treasure Island.
03:49I honestly don't think I'd ever make a friend with Miss Universe.
03:53When I first saw her, I could never talk to her.
03:56She's Miss Universe.
03:57I kind of bowed out.
03:58I could never talk to you.
03:59I had to become such good friends straight away.
04:02From the moment they arrived on the island, Sparks flew.
04:07I don't know what to say.
04:09I love Harrison.
04:10We're besties now.
04:11We've become best friends.
04:12Solidified that.
04:13I think everything that comes out of his mouth is actually sarcastic.
04:16I'm not threatening.
04:18I'm not a threat.
04:19But I love that.
04:20That's my sense of humour.
04:22I like dry humour.
04:23And the first thing he said to me was an insult.
04:25And that's how I knew we'd probably get along fairly good.
04:28I think it's worse that you're on top.
04:30I'm not that heavy.
04:31No, he's not saying that.
04:33And as the pair flirted, laughed and got very comfortable in each other's company,
04:38it didn't take long for the rest of the camp to start noticing either.
04:43Sammy and Harrison have kind of got like a bit of a vibe happening there.
04:47They're getting pretty chummy.
04:48It really feels like a Lion King type situation.
04:51You know what I mean?
04:51We're kind of hiding in the corner seeing some lions do stuff.
04:54I actually feel like a bit of Timon and Pumbaa watching this go on on Harrison and Sammy.
04:58Shoes, no shoes, no shoes.
04:59No shoes.
05:00No shoes.
05:00Okay.
05:04Don't film this.
05:06What a ranch.
05:08A fetish or something.
05:10That's gross.
05:11Out the gate.
05:12Oh, I think I spotted an OnlyFans account.
05:15Simon.
05:17Lovely hit.
05:18You're looking to sign up, are you?
05:22But just like on the runway, as fast as she arrived, she was gone.
05:28Leaving Harrison not just blindsided by the game, but maybe a little heartbroken too.
05:35How are you feeling, Harrison?
05:37Oh, so sad.
05:38You guys got along like a house on fire, eh?
05:40I know, we just like became best friends straight away and they had lots of time together.
05:45She was setting you up, bro.
05:48You guys had such great chemistry.
05:50Such good chemistry.
05:51It was so good.
05:52Hit her up.
05:53I can't.
05:54Hit her up for the show, bro.
05:56Hit her up.
05:58But hearts heal and boys return to being boys.
06:03How long do you guys honestly reckon you're not going to shower for?
06:08I think I could lock in a week, eh?
06:09Yeah.
06:10Let's really test the day.
06:12Who am I trying to impress around here?
06:13Yeah.
06:14Hello.
06:14Yeah, Sammy's gone.
06:15Oh, shut up.
06:19Oh, come on, David.
06:20That's a bit harsh.
06:22But Harrison, at least you had your captain and his abs to keep your mind off Sammy.
06:27Oh, I'm so stoked to see Simon.
06:29See his nipples.
06:30They're actually pulsating through his shirt.
06:32It's insane.
06:34And look at his body.
06:35I love that about him.
06:37And he's just such a kind guy, eh?
06:39Like, everyone knows how lovely Simon Barnett is.
06:42He's built into this beautiful human being.
06:44Look at Simon.
06:48Why are they so ripped, eh?
06:50Simon's stupid.
06:51Why is Simon so ripped, eh?
06:53He is just his fat echo.
06:55I know, right?
06:56How's he doing that right now?
06:58Look at that.
07:04He's going to do, like, an oil painting.
07:06You go to, like, the $2 shop and you get, like, a costume, like a Superman.
07:09It has the abs, the foam abs.
07:11That's what he had.
07:12I always sort of, like, just feel it just as if it's real.
07:15He's insane.
07:16He's not an ounce of fat on him.
07:18Lucky bastard.
07:21Now, every year on CTI,
07:22our celebrities are given a very strict list
07:25about what they can bring
07:27and definitely cannot bring onto the island.
07:30And every year,
07:32somebody tries to sneak something past the crew.
07:36So what sort of bags?
07:37Salt.
07:37Do you want?
07:38No.
07:40Now, look, rumour has it
07:42that on Fans vs. Faves,
07:44Lance Savali and Art Green
07:45buried cans of tuna in the beach
07:48before the game even started.
07:50Honestly, it's giving less survival show
07:53and more dodgy backyard treasure hunt.
07:55And this season,
07:57David Chaos proved the tradition is alive and well.
08:02And what's in your cup?
08:04Oh.
08:05What's in my cup is congee.
08:07That is dinner, right?
08:08Dinner.
08:09Oh, looks lovely, Georgia.
08:12Didn't need to fix that from the ocean?
08:15No.
08:16And there's the head chef.
08:19Hang on.
08:20Is this the contraband
08:21they've been talking about on those podcasts?
08:26How do I erase that?
08:29Oh, I think it confirms it.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:37I know what you're thinking.
08:38A suspicious white powder
08:40concealed inside a deodorant roller.
08:43And you'd be absolutely right.
08:45It's salt.
08:47And if you thought that was bad...
08:49Oh, no.
08:50Look at what I did right here.
08:52I knew that might be a couple of snorers
08:55on the island and stuff.
08:56So what I've done is
08:57I've gotten this.
09:00Hang on.
09:02Oi, what's this?
09:04I snuck in...
09:06I snuck in six pairs of earplugs
09:09off of the island.
09:10Do you guys want some earplugs?
09:11No.
09:12You look like you've creamed all over that.
09:14Yeah, they're creamy.
09:16Oh, yeah.
09:17Is that your earplugs, really?
09:18Yeah.
09:20I brought earplugs in
09:21without having to hide them.
09:23Really?
09:23I didn't know.
09:24I didn't know that these weren't contraband.
09:26So I've got moisturised...
09:28Isn't it true?
09:29Yeah, yeah.
09:29Are you not mad at your...
09:30Oh, no.
09:31Yeah, I thought I could get away with this.
09:33She's going to put that in their ear.
09:34Dave.
09:35Oh, Nix did.
09:36Oh, did she know
09:38that's where it came from?
09:39Nix knows exactly right.
09:40Yeah, she did.
09:40Nix's ears are the most moisturised
09:42that you've ever been.
09:43That is 100% when she woke up in the morning
09:45she had white staff around her ears
09:47because I thought she's left her cream on.
09:49That's my earplugs.
09:52Oh, yeah.
09:53I'm not sure Nix got the earplug memo.
09:57Oh, my God.
09:58I just realised
09:59you've got these two things
10:01hanging like earrings.
10:03They're earplugs.
10:07What the hecka?
10:12Life on Celebrity Treasure Island
10:14can be pretty rough.
10:16No privacy,
10:17no phones
10:17and beans and rice for dinner
10:19every night.
10:20And the huts,
10:21well,
10:22let's just say they're
10:23rustic.
10:25But leave it up to Vinny
10:26to turn a pile of wood
10:28and damp laundry
10:29into beachfront luxury.
10:30Welcome to the most budget episode
10:33of TVNZ Cribs
10:34you'll ever see.
10:40Hey, what's going on, TVNZ?
10:42Welcome to my crib.
10:45As you see right here,
10:48there's a bed,
10:50a bed,
10:51a bed,
10:52another bed.
10:54Come along.
10:55Come see my kitchen right here.
10:58This is my fridge.
11:00As you can see,
11:00I'm a big fan of the beans
11:02right here.
11:02So we keep it like that.
11:04And,
11:04uh,
11:06we get to cooking
11:07every now and then.
11:08Uh,
11:10right here,
11:11we got that water.
11:13You like that?
11:18That's the shower as well.
11:20This is the laundry right here.
11:23We got everything drying right here.
11:25You know,
11:25it's,
11:25uh,
11:26we don't like the dryer
11:27because it's,
11:29it's,
11:29we like the natural sun
11:31to dry out things
11:32because you don't want
11:32your shit to shrink,
11:34you know what I mean?
11:34Your,
11:34your belongings to shrink.
11:36It'd be really bad
11:37and everyone's walking around
11:38like,
11:38you know,
11:40not good.
11:40Like,
11:41we got rugby league players
11:43and stuff,
11:43you know what I mean?
11:44And this is where
11:45we get it in.
11:47Pardon?
11:48This is where
11:49we get it in.
11:50Yeah.
11:51Oh.
11:53Do some chin-ups
11:54right here
11:54on this branch
11:55right here.
11:56Oh yeah.
11:58Ah.
12:02Ah.
12:03Ah.
12:03We're just coming down here
12:04and we do some push-ups
12:05like this.
12:07Ah.
12:08Ah.
12:09Ah.
12:09Ah.
12:09Switch around.
12:10Do some chin-ups.
12:12Ah.
12:13Ah.
12:14Ah.
12:15Ah.
12:17We good.
12:19Now wait for this.
12:20Come see the pool.
12:23Ah.
12:24Yeah.
12:25Here we are right now.
12:29I like to do my laps
12:31from down there
12:32all the way down there.
12:35You know,
12:35we get some freestyle.
12:37Get a back show going on.
12:39And,
12:39yeah.
12:41Thanks for coming along.
12:42We'll see you soon.
12:44Kahu out.
12:45Ah.
12:47Earlier I mentioned
12:48there is some footage
12:49that probably should have
12:51stayed locked
12:51in the edit suite forever.
12:53Our producers
12:54have ignored my advice
12:55and,
12:56unfortunately for me,
12:57here it is.
13:00Common mark.
13:01Second mark.
13:02Second mark.
13:04Alright.
13:05Everyone ready
13:06to get down and dirty?
13:08Me.
13:11Always, Jaden.
13:12Always.
13:15This is what we came for.
13:16Simon in a wet t-shirt competition.
13:19It really becomes about
13:20who physically
13:21can get it up there.
13:23That sounded wrong.
13:25Left, left, left.
13:27Right, left, left, left.
13:29Left, left, left.
13:29Hard, hard, hard.
13:30This kind of reminds me
13:31of a game my partner
13:32and I play at home.
13:33Left again, left again, left again.
13:34What, we're into scuba?
13:36Right, right, right, right.
13:37Might just order some dinner.
13:38Do you guys want anything?
13:40Yeah.
13:40Yeah.
13:44Some reason I feel like fish.
13:47Oh my God,
13:48there is balls
13:49flying everywhere.
13:53Reminds me of my 20s.
13:57Dion furiously
13:58trying to get rid
13:59of his blue balls.
14:02I wish I was that bucket
14:04being manhandled.
14:08I'm sorry.
14:12Wish I was the bucket.
14:14Throw me around, Simon.
14:16Too far.
14:18Too far.
14:22You stepped over a light.
14:24Can you make her behave?
14:25Me?
14:27Yeah, so after that footage,
14:30I'm surprised that the network
14:31actually still lets me host this show.
14:33And after this next clip,
14:35I'm surprised that anyone
14:36actually eats anything
14:37on the island.
14:39After the contestant's
14:40big arrival,
14:41it was time for the celebrity's
14:43first taste of island life.
14:45Went to the supermarket
14:46and I got you.
14:47Oh, your favourite.
14:49Rice and beans.
14:51My favourite.
14:53Simple, right?
14:54Well, you would think so.
14:56Should we, okay, hang on.
14:57We need to figure out,
14:58are we doing the absorption method
14:59or the rapid boil method?
15:01Because if it's the rapid boil method...
15:03Well, I always go absorption.
15:05But you can't...
15:06But do you know how to measure?
15:07Cup and a half for every cup
15:08of water in rice.
15:09Yeah.
15:10No, it's just double.
15:11Yeah, do it by the bowl.
15:13Do it by the bowl.
15:14That's what I'm doing.
15:15Oh, sorry.
15:17You do one level rice
15:19and then two level water.
15:19That's what I'm doing, guys.
15:21Sorry, I don't mean to add
15:23to the chaos here,
15:24but has anyone heard the phrase
15:25too many cooks spoil the broth?
15:27Or in this case, the rice.
15:30See, I'm saying one and a half water
15:31and they're saying one water
15:32and you're saying two water.
15:33I'm twice water.
15:34That's one...
15:35Yeah, one's two.
15:36One rice, two water.
15:37One rice, two water.
15:38Oh, is it both?
15:39Nah.
15:40No, no, no, it's not going to get on.
15:42What are you doing?
15:43Oh, what?
15:44Do you need to be something?
15:46Give me this one.
15:47No, no, no.
15:48We've got the time.
15:53Guys, we need a lid
15:55for the absorption method.
15:57That's why we're not on MasterChef.
16:00Just one thing,
16:01just one thing,
16:01I don't want to interfere
16:02because I think you're doing
16:03a stellar job.
16:04Might I just say,
16:05don't stir it while it's cooking.
16:08It'll burn.
16:08You have to though
16:09because you'll get a big
16:10hard pump in the middle of it.
16:12Just don't, don't,
16:13don't hard out stir it.
16:13Let's turn the flame down maybe.
16:15Hard out stir it.
16:16No.
16:26Would you pass me
16:27just one grain please?
16:29Sure.
16:34I'm just going to start
16:35by making a rice stock.
16:37It's so quite,
16:38it's so quite hard.
16:39I'm seriously just not hungry enough yet.
16:43That's actually quite,
16:45I don't mind it.
16:47Any more food
16:48other than rice and beans
16:49would be so delicious
16:51because I haven't eaten yet.
16:53Just not hungry enough
16:54for the rice and beans.
16:55Well, Polly,
16:56how about we throw some sausage
16:58in with that rice and beans?
17:00Let's hit some sausages.
17:02I put the rice and beans
17:03on this morning
17:04and then we remember
17:05we still have the sausages.
17:10There's maggots on here.
17:12Maggots.
17:12And the sausages.
17:13They're in the sausages.
17:15Maggot.
17:17And how many of it
17:18were in there?
17:18About four?
17:19Karma, I guess,
17:20for stealing them.
17:21Oh, Kahu.
17:23Can you just wash them off?
17:25Nah, yuck.
17:28Put them in the basket
17:29for the other team.
17:37On Celebrity Treasure Island
17:39there's always plenty to film.
17:41Big challenges,
17:43strategy
17:43and all the drama
17:45that comes with it.
17:46But in between all of that
17:48there's also
17:48a whole lot of downtime.
17:50Yep.
17:51Are you carrying all of it?
17:52And with no phones,
17:53no creature comforts
17:54and nowhere to escape
17:55the people you're stranded with,
17:57the celebrities
17:58get a little creative
17:59to keep themselves entertained.
18:01And should we say,
18:02sane.
18:05Welcome to
18:05What's in My Toiletry Bag?
18:10First one.
18:11My first item
18:12is a gift
18:12to my friend Ben
18:14which I wish I found
18:15on the first night
18:15but it's some airplane.
18:19Hey, thanks, mate.
18:20But look,
18:21when I heard you were coming
18:24Oh, he's already
18:25so big.
18:26Oh, you've got so many.
18:28First up I have,
18:29actually,
18:29I do have
18:31toilet floss.
18:32I mean,
18:32toilet floss.
18:33Toilet floss?
18:35We lose two
18:36in your passing time.
18:37For when paper,
18:38just paper won't do.
18:40So these are
18:41keeping me alive right now.
18:42Shout out,
18:43hey, these are.
18:43I hear a lot of pills
18:44rustling around
18:45the door.
18:46I'm trying to move the pills
18:47just to get them
18:47to find something interesting.
18:49Why'd you bring Viagra?
18:50Yeah, we have a blue one.
18:51Hey?
18:52It's over from
18:5301 season.
18:56Alright, mate.
18:56Viagra.
18:58Oh, what's that?
18:59What is that?
18:59Anti-inflammatory
19:01suppositories.
19:02Oh, no way!
19:04So now that works.
19:05Way.
19:06That slides up in there.
19:08Yep.
19:08Like that.
19:10Yep.
19:11Like this.
19:13Nice B-read.
19:14Have a rest
19:14and then you go
19:16a little bit more.
19:17I don't know
19:18if you've ever
19:18done it before.
19:19I have, no,
19:20I've been constipated.
19:21I've done similar things.
19:22Okay,
19:23this game's called
19:24Five Things.
19:25Liv.
19:26Yeah?
19:27Name me
19:28five things
19:28you wouldn't want
19:29to purchase
19:30from an op shop.
19:32Undies.
19:33Thanks.
19:36This is all
19:38end of list.
19:40Five reading hours.
19:43Flippers.
19:44Maybe,
19:45I don't know.
19:48Track pants
19:49that have
19:49dirty tissues
19:50in it.
19:56Swimming cap.
20:00Old togs.
20:01Are you just
20:02saying things
20:02that you're seeing?
20:11That about
20:12sums it up.
20:14coming up,
20:15more bloopers.
20:16Would you please
20:17be on me?
20:17More Vinny
20:18and more
20:19island chaos.
20:23Now,
20:24we all know
20:24island life
20:25can change people.
20:26Lack of food,
20:27lack of sleep,
20:28and too much
20:29time in the sun.
20:30But for Vinny,
20:31apparently,
20:32it even unlocked
20:33his inner dog.
20:34You've got this
20:35real good skill
20:35of, like,
20:37doing a good dog bark.
20:39See part of
20:40showing it off
20:40one time for the gang.
20:41This is unstable,
20:42they've told us
20:42that it's unstable.
20:45Come on,
20:46don't be shy.
20:47You've got to watch this.
20:50It's all in the throat.
20:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:52Pause.
20:52Hold on.
21:03Wait, how good is that?
21:09Wait, do the one.
21:11That's my strength.
21:12That's what I'm offering
21:12to the team.
21:13Do the one where you, like,
21:13pop your back.
21:14No.
21:14Do that once.
21:15Just do that once.
21:17Do that once.
21:18No way.
21:18It's so good.
21:19Just do it once.
21:19Oh, I mean,
21:33I sometimes fuck.
21:43All right, we on,
21:47we on, we on,
21:48we on.
21:50Vinny is, like,
21:52his own character.
21:54At first,
21:54I didn't get it,
21:55and I was just, like,
21:56what are you,
21:57what are you doing?
21:58And then he just barked at us,
22:00and I was, like,
22:01what is that?
22:01But now I know
22:02that's his, like,
22:03love language, you know.
22:04He's, when he's happy,
22:05he barks.
22:05And so we've all
22:06started learning how to bark.
22:07Can you give us a bark?
22:09Okay, I have actually
22:10been practicing this.
22:11He's been teaching me.
22:12Oh!
22:14He goes,
22:15er, right.
22:20Ah!
22:21That's so bad!
22:24And it didn't take
22:25Vinny long
22:26to have the whole camp
22:27barking right along with him.
22:29We've renamed ourselves
22:31Tim Cahu
22:32the Posse of Chaos.
22:33Yeah, that's what we named him.
22:35Posse of Chaos and Fury, baby.
22:37Chaos and Fury!
22:39Oh!
22:45Everybody go!
22:46Yeah!
22:47I'll do it again!
22:48Oh!
22:55I've heard that Vinny's
22:56been teaching everyone
22:57how to bark.
22:58He has!
22:59And no,
23:00I'm not barking.
23:04Go out!
23:05Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:09Now,
23:10no season of
23:11Celebrity Treasure Island
23:12would be complete
23:13without a few bloopers.
23:15And by a few,
23:16I mean
23:16enough to fill
23:17an entire season.
23:18Is that what?
23:19Yeah.
23:20And by a few,
23:21I mean
23:21enough to fill
23:22an entire season.
23:23Obviously,
23:24there's not going to be
23:25any of my mistakes
23:26because I'm a
23:26consummate professional.
23:28But Jaden,
23:29on the other hand,
23:30well,
23:31oh boy.
23:32From fluffed lines
23:33to challenge Chaos,
23:35turns out surviving
23:35the island
23:36was actually
23:37the easy part.
23:39Roll the bloopers.
23:40three, two,
23:41one,
23:41left it.
23:42hell,
23:43sorry.
23:45Do you want me to go again?
23:49Hey!
23:50What the hell are you doing?
23:52What the hell are you doing?
23:54Hey!
23:55What are you doing?
23:56What are you doing?
23:56So rude.
23:57I'm a loser.
23:59You did.
23:59Unreal.
24:00Oh, it smells like Kenner.
24:05Who's the, um,
24:06old guy?
24:08That's Ben Barrington.
24:09That's...
24:09That's...
24:09Nah, not the bald guy.
24:10No!
24:11No, no, no!
24:11I didn't mean like that!
24:12I didn't mean like that!
24:12I didn't mean like that!
24:13I didn't mean like that!
24:15Is he, is he old?
24:15What was that?
24:16My first of four post-game whee's
24:18that I'll do.
24:19I said to Ben,
24:20if I stand on a blue bottle,
24:21I want him to pee on me, I think.
24:24He'd have the height.
24:25Ben,
24:26you seem the safest person here.
24:28Would you please pee on me?
24:29You get, you'll get to pee on her one day, Ben.
24:33Today's challenge will test your...
24:35Today's challenge...
24:39Give me a countdown?
24:40Sorry.
24:41Yeah.
24:41You call him in.
24:42Okay.
24:42Three, two, one.
24:48Right, so this show's definitely not Survivor.
24:52It's a wasp, Simon!
24:53It's a wasp!
24:54It's a wasp!
24:54It's a wasp!
24:55It's a wasp!
24:55It's a tiny...
24:56You'd do the same thing!
24:58I ran very fast.
25:00Alright, let's get out of the wasp space, eh?
25:02Let's get out of the wasp space.
25:04Stay here.
25:05You face that.
25:05I'm gonna stay here.
25:06Send the bears out.
25:07Send the coyotes.
25:09You can go now.
25:11A newly revamped Kahu and Takapu walking into the team face-off for the first time!
25:20I knew it was coming and scared the shit out of me.
25:22I thought you were doing a bit.
25:24This is a true story.
25:26I once started a pyramid scheme selling makeup and it collapsed.
25:32Bad foundation.
25:36Okay, tough crowd.
25:38Should we rip into it, guys?
25:39Yeah!
25:39Let's do it!
25:40Let's get it!
25:41Let's go!
25:44I regret doing that.
25:46But now it's on camera.
25:48I'm just gonna yell out.
25:50Just so you don't get a fright.
25:51Okay.
25:52Thanks, Jason.
25:54Holy moly!
25:55Another day, another face-off, another chance to win.
26:05Another day, another face-off, another chance to win.
26:11That was good projection.
26:12That's what I like to call options.
26:13Yeah.
26:14About time we got, about time we got Simon into a...
26:22I'm liking this vibe.
26:24Simon in a whip.
26:26God, I can't even talk today.
26:28Give him options.
26:30Why not?
26:30Angry?
26:31Another day.
26:32Another face-off, another chance to win.
26:36Welcome to another elimination.
26:39Let out three nervous farts, let's be here.
26:43Another day.
26:46Another face-off, another chance to win.
26:52You'll both be starting in the middle of a waddle-
26:54Sorry.
26:55Each of you will start in the middle of a waddle-
26:58me.
27:00Each of you will start in the middle of a wobbly beam.
27:04You'll each start in the middle of a waddle-
27:13Each of you will start in the middle of a wobbly beam.
27:22I'd love to redo those again.
27:24You are professionals.
27:26You are professionals.
27:27You don't know how to do this.
27:29You've been up there for half an hour now.
27:32That's a whole episode of Shortland Street.
27:36Well, one of those seems longer.
27:43When celebs put on their water shoes, damn they're sexy.
27:47They always do something to me.
27:49There's a lot of feet related things on this show, right?
27:53Is there something you want to tell us?
27:55We'll talk off camera.
27:57You have to throw your balls forward into the net.
28:00Oh my god!
28:01Sorry!
28:02Sorry!
28:04I need to throw your coloured target behind you.
28:06Liv!
28:07Accidentally hits Louie!
28:09Oh, I'm sorry!
28:16See, what did I tell you?
28:18Absolute professionals.
28:20Coming up, more chaos from Jayden, a lot of questionable behaviour from Vinnie, and a
28:25whole lot of stuff that should have stayed on the cutting room floor.
28:31Now, after days of losing, Team Kahu decided desperate times call for desperate measures.
28:37And by desperate measures, I mean finding the weirdest things that they could dress up
28:41in and trying to psychologically destroy the other team.
28:44Spoiler alert, it was less intimidating Warriors and more school production of Mad Max.
28:53Hello everybody, we're gaming up.
28:55We're gaming up for today's game.
28:58Today's face-off, pretty to rock.
29:03For Kahu, their continual losses prompted them to come up with intimidation tactics for
29:09the team face-offs.
29:10That's a good one.
29:11Yeah, nice.
29:12And Vinnie, well he had a particularly unique way of throwing off the opposition.
29:21How are we feeling?
29:23Yes, Vinnie.
29:24Vinnie's got a real look for today.
29:27Oh, she's a queen.
29:29She's fabulous.
29:30Strutty.
29:31Oh, yes.
29:31Love that.
29:32I'm really into the pants, actually.
29:33Yes, girl.
29:35Block it.
29:36Block it.
29:38So, what do you think?
29:40That's what they used to call the boob tube.
29:42Yep.
29:43Still the boob tube.
29:44I think it's still a boob tube.
29:45Got ample cleavage there too, Vin.
29:48So, yeah.
29:49We found a bag of some of our team colours and we thought, you know, why not start the
29:54morning with a bit of a fashion show.
29:57Do you reckon if I wear this to the challenge?
30:00We'll have, like, an advantage because I'll throw them off.
30:05You think you'd have an advantage to throw them off?
30:07Yeah.
30:08F*** it.
30:09I think you should definitely wear that.
30:12You look great in it.
30:13You suit that.
30:14Is that yours?
30:15Is that yours?
30:16Is it mine?
30:17Yeah, I bought this to the island.
30:19You never know.
30:21I'm like, God damn!
30:23You'd look better than that I would.
30:26For helly!
30:27F*** it.
30:32F*** it.
30:32F*** it.
30:32F*** it.
30:32Yeah, dog.
30:33It definitely looks better on you.
30:35Yeah.
30:36I walk into the challenge.
30:38How do I tell him it's not his colour?
30:41F*** it.
30:43F*** it.
30:44And then we rip into it.
30:45I'll change to this.
30:47F*** it's good.
30:48Timmata!
30:48The more you lose, the harder you fight.
30:51So, we're really going in strong today and we're excited.
30:57Unfortunately, it didn't work.
31:00F*** it!
31:01Take out this challenge!
31:03Kahu were once again beaten at the face off and Harrison was eliminated.
31:07Maybe for crimes against fashion.
31:11Now, if you thought that was ridiculous, you haven't seen anything yet.
31:16Because somehow throughout all the island chaos,
31:19I managed to provide plenty of outrageous moments of my own
31:23that I didn't approve of.
31:25I don't, I don't condone this.
31:27Guys?
31:29We're doing it, we're doing it anyway?
31:30Okay.
31:32Right, Liv.
31:33Show us what you found.
31:36Got a bounder!
31:38Got a bounder?
31:39I don't even know her.
31:42Everyone ready for the individual face off?
31:46I guess so.
31:48Right!
31:49Lift!
31:50Go lift!
31:51Step, step, step, step, step, step forward!
31:54Forward, right, right, right!
31:55One more right, one more right!
31:57Lift, lift, lift, lift!
31:58Lift, lift!
31:59Forward, hard, hard, hard, hard!
32:01Right, right, right, right!
32:02Right, right, right!
32:03Stop!
32:05There's a 40% chance it's already raining.
32:14Get out of my shop, Birdo!
32:18That's my body double, Birdo.
32:22You can't even tell when you see us from behind,
32:25you don't know who's who.
32:38Liv, you looked really sexy.
32:41I bet.
32:42I was just like, God, she's never looked sexier.
32:48Nix looks like she's doing a dab.
32:52I wish I hadn't have done that.
32:54Don't put that, don't put it in.
32:57There's a 40% chance it's gonna keep raining.
33:11Don't put that on.
33:13And cue the rain!
33:15Someone put that Big Mac under cover.
33:22Quick.
33:31Not the camera guy called Mac, I said the Big Mac.
33:37Psst.
33:38You want a break?
33:39I'll jump in.
33:41Might as well make myself useful.
33:44Here on Treasure Island, I'm a team player.
33:48And I can do it all.
33:52I just zoomed in on Jayden's junk.
33:59Hey!
34:00Hey!
34:02Hey!
34:02That's mine!
34:03Hello!
34:05I'm the Hamburglar!
34:08This is why they pay me the big bucks.
34:12Found my own advantage.
34:16Whoever finds this advantage needs to clean out the crew port-a-loo.
34:26Normally when someone's eliminated from the island, they say their goodbyes and disappear off into the distance forever.
34:34But when Simon and David were eliminated from the game, they kind of missed that part.
34:39I didn't even get my moment like the other guys.
34:45Do you know how jealous I was of everyone?
34:47I was crying.
34:48I wanted that moment too and I don't even get it.
34:51David, go for the waiters!
34:53David, go right off!
34:56So for probably the first time in CTI history, we broke our rules and we gave the boys the farewell
35:02they thought they deserved.
35:04What's this?
35:05Oi, what's this?
35:07I don't...
35:08What do you mean we're both out?
35:09He had immunity!
35:11He had immunity!
35:12You might be the first person in history to leave, to get off CTI after having immunity the whole way
35:19through.
35:19I think I'm the first.
35:20Yes, yes!
35:22The first guy that even with immunity got flicked off the island.
35:26What the heck?
35:26What immunity?
35:27Look what I got.
35:29What did you get?
35:30Oi!
35:31My cell phone back!
35:32Check this!
35:33Check this!
35:34My cell phone back!
35:35I got my cell phone back!
35:36I'm stoked!
35:37Just after last night talking about how good it was to not be on up home.
35:41You were like...
35:43You know what the funniest thing is?
35:45We now have to go to Kaita Hospital and have extras on our legs.
35:48Yeah!
35:49So your first meal out in the real world is going to be hospital food?
35:52Yeah!
35:53I'm so sorry!
35:54Cool.
35:55Hospital food.
35:56All jokes aside, I love being part of the team.
35:59I'm going to miss you guys.
36:00The feeling is mutual and it has been such a pleasure to get to know you both.
36:07Really?
36:07I'm going to keep your balaclava.
36:09Yes, please.
36:10Please keep my balaclava.
36:11But you can have your undies.
36:14Are they my undies?
36:15Yeah.
36:15Oh my gosh, they are my undies.
36:18Which one was yours?
36:20Well, mine are the Calvin Klein's.
36:20No, it was like Calvin Klein, Simon, all day.
36:23Do you wear Calvin Klein?
36:25No.
36:26Exactly.
36:28I'm rocking.
36:30I've been rocking no undies the whole time.
36:34Thank you, Simon.
36:35You've been an incredible kaihoutu.
36:37Yeah.
36:37The leadership you've displayed in every aspect of it has just been—
36:43Look at me, I'm tearing up.
36:44I can't say anymore.
36:45Somebody else take over.
36:47You know, Simon always had the words to bring our levels back up.
36:53And, um, damn, now I'm tearing.
36:58I don't know.
36:59Yeah, we're going to miss that.
37:01Big time.
37:02Yeah.
37:03Cut the ears.
37:05One more prayer, Simon.
37:07Please.
37:07We need it.
37:08We don't know what's happening from now on.
37:10Heavenly Dad, thank you very much for this group.
37:13I have loved it.
37:14Dave's loved being a part of it.
37:15May you continue to bless them on the challenge.
37:17May they enjoy their time.
37:19May they enjoy sharing each other's company.
37:20Thank you that we got the chance.
37:22What a privilege for you to share this experience together.
37:25Amen.
37:26Amen.
37:27One, two, three.
37:28Wings up!
37:30Oh!
37:31Wings up!
37:32We've got some good kaihoutu.
37:33Hey, seriously.
37:34Love you guys.
37:34Now the cameras aren't rolling.
37:35Love you heaps.
37:36We'll be in touch.
37:38Yes, please.
37:38We really will be in touch.
37:39Yes.
37:39Go well.
37:40Let's do it.
37:41Yes.
37:43Coming up.
37:44High five, girls!
37:45A winning alliance, seven seasons in the making.
37:51This year's winner has been seven seasons in the making.
37:56Because on CTI, players have been trying to make one strategy work season after season.
38:02The women's alliance.
38:06Wahine line up final.
38:09Wahine.
38:10The ovary agreement.
38:11Ooh!
38:12I love it.
38:14What Court and I have talked about a few times before and what I think we should solidify
38:18is an all wahine alliance.
38:21Long term.
38:23Miss mania.
38:25But honestly, history hasn't exactly been kind to it.
38:30We were just flipping talking about something we have renamed the ovary agreement.
38:36The ovary agreement.
38:37Okay.
38:37So that's something female.
38:39Yeah.
38:40Yeah.
38:40Yeah.
38:41And, um, yeah.
38:43It's still a big risk as to if Anna will actually turn her back on Richie.
38:48The fact that we are kind of forming an unofficial female alliance, I personally think should
38:54definitely be under the radar.
38:55Yeah?
38:56I told Mike.
38:57Why?
38:59Why would you tell Mike?
39:01You did?
39:02Yeah.
39:02Edge slipped me this knot.
39:05Hi Brinley.
39:06We are actively working towards a female finale.
39:08Quote name ovary agreement.
39:09Be discreet.
39:10I wish the note hadn't come to me because I'm chipping away at my own alliance over here
39:15with three men.
39:18Season after season.
39:20It started the exact same way.
39:22So are we in a formal alliance?
39:26100%.
39:27Are you on board?
39:28Yeah.
39:29100%.
39:29Let's do it.
39:30Female.
39:31Get rid of the boat.
39:32Yeah.
39:32I'm in.
39:33And season after season, things didn't always go according to plan.
39:39Um, I have a little scroll here.
39:43Which allows me to put up my opposing captain.
39:49So Lana, you're on.
39:50I knew it.
39:51Sometimes it fell apart because of strategy.
39:54Not a women's alliance because that sounded a bit naff.
39:57But obviously, because we've got Cam as well.
40:00Girls in the gays.
40:01Even though I really like Cam.
40:03He was on my radar to get rid of.
40:05You know, he's a big strong man.
40:06But now he's in their alliance so I can't touch him.
40:08Sometimes, emotion.
40:11I need to pack my bags here.
40:15So I can unpack at home.
40:17And sometimes, surviving on this island is hard enough trying to figure out who to trust.
40:24In this do or die battle, someone goes home tonight.
40:35What's going on?
40:36I've aligned myself with Mal.
40:37I'm also aligned with Cam because of Mal.
40:40And he's telling me not to save her.
40:43Because on Treasure Island, alliances are easy to make.
40:47Keeping them, that's the real challenge.
40:50Sad to say your time on Celebrity Treasure Island is over.
40:54I am sad to say your time on Treasure Island is over.
40:58Say your goodbyes and head on out.
40:59I'm the other one.
41:02I'm out.
41:03Ange is gone in this game.
41:06I get to the top.
41:09I see him, Ange.
41:14You're beauty.
41:16And I really wanted this, you know.
41:21But this season felt different.
41:24My focus.
41:25The connections were stronger.
41:27And even though it had its own hurdles.
41:30I think this is the moment where I need to decide if I want to do this.
41:35Sorry.
41:36Ria, I'm going to be putting you in.
41:40They held the line.
41:42Ria wins this challenge.
41:45We're now down to three people.
41:48Georgia, Liv, Ria.
41:51And after years of near misses, this season, they finally pulled it off.
42:00Oh my God, I got it!
42:08Turns out, when the girls stick together, they don't just make the final, they make history.
42:15I don't have any other words to say, but you've just won Celebrity Treasure Island!
42:21Let's go, baby!
42:22Yes!
42:27See?
42:29This is the type of thing that happens when women unite.
42:33And here's to next.
42:34The first wahene toa to take out the modern day era of Celebrity Treasure Island.
42:42Do I have what it takes to win this competition?
42:46Inside I do.
42:48Right deep inside.
42:51I don't know if this old body can do it, though.
42:54Go!
42:55Go, Ruby!
42:58Oh my God!
43:03I'll tell you what, Nyx is a powerhouse!
43:12And Nyx takes a butter to the face!
43:15Nyx dancing!
43:23Oh my God, it was recording.
43:25Nyx, you are the new Kaihotu of your team.
43:35Boom!
43:36Laters, Louie!
43:39I've never done that in my life!
43:46I've never done that!
43:51What the f-
43:54From day one, these celebrities have been pushed far beyond their comfort zones, battling the elements, each other, and sometimes
44:01their own terrible decisions.
44:04For every tear that was shed, there was a whole lot more laughs, unforgettable moments and memories that will stay
44:10with them long after leaving these shorts behind.
44:13Thanks for joining us on the cutting room floor. Until next time, get out of here, you lot!
44:18We'll be back!
44:18We'll be back!
44:19We'll be back!
44:19We'll be back!
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