00:00Hey, Ron, my phone's dead.
00:01Let me text dad off your phone.
00:04What did you do to your keyboard?
00:06Face Moji!
00:07This is Ron, a 25-year-old man who is obsessed with Face Moji.
00:11Ron is obsessed with Face Moji.
00:14He locks himself in his room and focuses on his keyboard all day.
00:17And now he stopped going to work and just uses his Face Moji keyboard
00:21to find his wife on Snapchat's Quick Ads.
00:24Ron, please unclog one of the toilets in the house.
00:26I have to pee.
00:28Buzz off, Jandice.
00:29You and I both know I have to use Face Moji keyboard to help me find my wife.
00:33I know she's out there.
00:34I just have to keep sending messages.
00:36Ron, you clogged every toilet in the house.
00:39Stop looking at Face Moji keyboard and unclog one of the toilets.
00:42Okay, relax, Jandice.
00:44I bear good news.
00:45Face Moji has the perfect text art for Thanksgiving.
00:48Look!
00:49Ron's sister Jandice doesn't see his addiction ending anytime soon,
00:53so she brought him to see brutally honest therapist, Dr. Victor Blaine.
00:57Ron is a Face Moji freak, and he needs to face justice.
01:01You just don't understand, do you, Blaine?
01:03I wouldn't stop using Face Moji, even if I wanted to.
01:07I'm sending fun and interesting messages to my future wives at a rate that will be studied for generations.
01:12And, with the Face Moji text storm feature, I'm just getting started.
01:16I mean, just look at this.
01:18Get out of my office.
01:20Wait!
01:20Look at this discount code.
01:22I pulled some strings just for you guys and got a special Thanksgiving discount code from Face Moji.
01:26Wait, that's actually freaking awesome.
01:29Wait, that's awesome.
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