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00:24Be quiet back there! These roads are slick!
00:27Hey, Cartman!
00:28What?
00:28Are you going to share any of that cake with the rest of us?
00:31Mmm, let me think.
00:32Now, come on, fat ass, you shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway.
00:35Mmm, it's chocolatey and delightful.
00:38Give us some, Cartman!
00:39Be quiet back there!
00:40Whoa, dude, the road is really snowy out there.
00:43The road is always snowy.
00:44I know, but it's really snowy today.
00:46Mmm, I can't possibly finish this whole cake.
00:50Uh, yes I can.
00:51Shut up, Cartman!
00:56Okay, that does it.
00:59Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!
01:10Dude, she always tries to quiet us down by threatening to kill that bunny.
01:13But I wonder if she ever would.
01:14Oh, she would, dude.
01:15She would.
01:19Oh, for Christ's sake, I don't believe this!
01:27Come on, fat boy, give us some cake now.
01:29I can't not probably eat one more bag if it's chocolatey goodness.
01:34Uh, wait, wait, wait, let's try.
01:36Damn it, Cartman!
01:37You are such a fat f***!
01:39What did you say?
01:41Oh, no!
01:43Ah!
01:45Ah!
01:47Ah!
01:50Ah!
01:51Ah!
01:51I'm scared!
01:52Be quiet, kids!
01:54Ah!
01:55Ah!
01:57Ah!
01:58Ah!
02:00Ah!
02:04Ah!
02:08Ah!
02:09Ah!
02:10Ah!
02:10Oh!
02:15Ah!
02:16Oh, damn!
02:17Ah!
02:22interessante Musikisun
02:27Ah!
02:29think we're in a very safe spot. Yeah, what are we supposed to do? Just keep your trap shut. I'll
02:33consult the manual. Miss Candy? Shut up, kid! I have to watch a training video! Hello and welcome to
02:45tape seven of the bus driver's video guidebook. What to do if you become stranded. By now you've
02:51calmed down the children and kept order by using the keep quieter I'll kill the bunny technique.
02:55Now it's time to get help. The most important thing to remember is that the children will
02:58be safe as long as they stay on the bus. So do not under any circumstances let any children
03:04off the bus. The best way to achieve this is to tell them something like a big scary monster
03:09will eat you if you step off the bus. Kids, do not get off this bus! If you do a
03:15big scary
03:16monster, we'll eat you! That's right. With the children properly subdued, you can...
03:21Did you have fun at Eric's house today, Stanley? I guess. What did you do? Well, Carmen wants
03:27to start a boy band, so we're going to rehearse and then try to perform at the South Park
03:29Mall. Oh, well that sounds nice. No, it does not sound nice. Stanley, you are going to have
03:33no part in that boy band. Well, but Dad, all my friends are doing it. If all your friends
03:37jumped off a cliff, would you do that too? Carmen says we can make 10 million dollars. You
03:40are not going to be in a boy band, Stanley, and that is final!
03:45Geez, what's up, Dad's ass?
03:51It's not fair, Dad. Why can't I be in a boy band? Because I said so. Dad, Cartman said
03:55we're going to perform at the mall at 3 o'clock. My friends are going to be pissed off at
03:57me.
03:58Let them be pissed off, then. I don't understand. Just let me go do this one thing and I won't...
04:01No! No!
04:10Dad, what the hell is going on? I was... I was 18 when my high school men's choir performed
04:18at the grand opening of a sporting goods store in Denver.
04:21Everything will wake, we call ye little brains.
04:27I was just one of 15 members and I had no idea that a record producer was in the audience.
04:34Colorado Trail...
04:36Kid, can I talk to you? Sure.
04:38You were really...
04:41No way, dude. We're going to want to catch yourself all day.
04:47You'll be okay. It's a good idea for us tomorrow.
04:49Hold on.
04:51What if he dies?
04:52You said that, now. It's not your fault.
04:53Doctor, we purposely sent our son to stay with a friend who passed him to talk so that he would
04:58get hurt.
04:59Oh, yeah. It's...
05:01Oh, yeah. It's...
05:03I'm...
05:03I'm...
05:05I'm...
05:06It's...
05:07No, Bubby, do you play with a kid?
05:10It's a brainwashed out.
05:12It can't be more than enough to do.
05:13I've done a great game with you, people on Cookie Mouse.
05:16Let's look at that first, but let's see what happens.
05:19They'll just try to swallow it, and say, look at that same time.
05:23See, you don't know, Bobby, it's lots of fun. Try it!
05:29Well, that's it.
05:30You want some more hot water?
05:32Oh, no, thank you. It's terrific, though.
05:34We don't have any tea beers or coffee grounds to go in hot water, do you?
05:38Ah, we don't care for that.
05:39It's already rich, folks.
05:41I think, though,
05:42Say, we have a coffee grounds in the comic.
05:45Yeah, well, unfortunately, my hope is blocked. I'm not sure if you call it.
05:48Oh, I can't do it!
05:50Oh, I can't do it!
05:54Oh, I can't do it!
05:54Oh, I can't do it!
05:54Try it again, girlie!
05:55Oh, can't do it!
05:57We don't care what happens to work with you.
05:58I got what I feel.
06:00Oh, like the best friends can separate.
06:03Really?
06:04I know Jeremy Collins, so I didn't know what happens.
06:07Oh, I just feel hard, I guess.
06:09I've got students who are jealous that you heard me about Adam.
06:11Like if this isn't going on, I'd like somebody in the cell.
06:14Well, that's too bad.
06:15I'm sure you're a pretty good fine man.
06:17Oh, hell no.
06:18He's a nugget of deer, turd.
06:19But if they were such good friends, it seems
06:21Once I implant these brainwave transmitters into the clones' brains,
06:26I will be able to see and hear everything they taste and smell.
06:31We'll start with the A's.
06:33I've got John Adams.
06:36John Quincy Adams.
06:39Sam Adams.
06:41Abigail-
06:42Damn, there's a lot of Adams!
06:44Now, you know how I like to perform evil surgery.
06:49Everything has to be just so.
06:55Why, that sounds like the pizzicato tiptoeing of a pesky skunk.
07:01Unacceptable!
07:06This isn't a skunk.
07:08Some kind of hissing novelty candle for a giant birthday cake.
07:16Try and catch me, bitch!
07:24Oh my god!
07:32Get it, tooties.
07:37Swing set, swing set, up and down I go.
07:42Whoosh goes the willy wind, flowing through my toes.
07:46Dude, I think Officer Barber enjoys being at school a little too much.
07:49Yeah, isn't he just supposed to be learning how to read?
07:51Swing set, swing set, up and down I go.
07:56Officer Barbrady, what are you doing?
08:00Oh my god, they killed.
08:03Oh, never mind.
08:05Well, how's the reading coming along?
08:07Oh, pretty good.
08:09Barbrady, we really need you to speed this up.
08:11The chicken f***er struck again last night.
08:13Oh no!
08:14Mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the chicken lover.
08:19This time he made love to Carla Weathers' prized chicken.
08:21She's catatonic.
08:23Who, Carla Weathers or the chicken?
08:24The perpetrator left this clue at the crime scene.
08:28Oh, I can't read this.
08:29It has silent E's.
08:30You have to learn to read faster, Barbrady.
08:33I'm doing the best I can.
08:34I even got an A on my book report.
08:36Listen, buddy.
08:37Either you learn to read quick or else I'm gonna find a law officer to replace you forever.
08:46Hey, what'd you do that for?
08:47Uh, just dramatic effect, sorry.
08:51Oh boy, I'm in big trouble.
08:53I'll never learn to read fast enough and the town is in chaos.
08:56It's cool, dude.
08:57We'll help you.
08:58Hey, that's right.
08:59You can help me.
09:01Under Article 39, Section 2 of Police Code, I'm allowed to deputize citizens in a time of
09:07crisis.
09:08Really?
09:08I wanna be a cop?
09:09You boys will be my deputies.
09:12Oh no!
09:13Well, while we're waiting, why don't we search for treasure?
09:16Oh, good idea.
09:17Let's search for treasure.
09:21What are you idiots doing?
09:22We're looking for treasure.
09:23Is that some kind of metaphor for a kind of search that can't be described?
09:27No, we're searching for treasure.
09:29Listen, I have an inside scoop.
09:31There's an Iraqi dictator who is quietly and slowly taking over Canada.
09:34Yes, you mean Saddam Smelly.
09:36We saw him on the telly.
09:37Well, what are you two gonna do about it?
09:38What do you mean?
09:39It's your fault that he's here.
09:40You brought the Iraqis back with you on your plane when you rescued your kidnapped daughter.
09:45You mean we are to blame?
09:46That's right.
09:47And now you must make amends.
09:48Tomorrow, Saddam will try to finalize his takeover of Canada at the Rough Riders, Rough
09:52Riders football game.
09:53It will be your only shot at wiping them all out.
09:55Here, take this.
09:56What is this?
09:57It's a bomb.
09:58You must strap it to yourselves, go to the game, and sacrifice your lives to take out Saddam's
10:02minions.
10:02Well, you must do it for Canada.
10:03Fuck Canada, Terrence.
10:05That sounds scary.
10:07Fuck Canada, Philip.
10:09Yes, Terrence and Philip.
10:11And when the dust is settled, Canada will be rid of both the Iraqis and your immature
10:15fart humor.
10:16I understand that you hate Terrence and Philip.
10:18Yes, yes I do.
10:19They think that fart jokes are a sophisticated form of comedy, but they're not.
10:22Well, what if I were to help you get rid of them once and for all?
10:25Who is this?
10:26Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you if you help me.
10:30Just call me your old pal, Saddam Hussein.
10:32Saddam Hussein?
10:33The Iraqis Dictator?
10:34Hey!
10:35Relax, guy.
10:36I'm just your average judge.
10:37Take a rest.
10:38What do you want?
10:39You want Terrence and Philip out of Canada.
10:41I want you to bring me and my friends into Canada.
10:43That sounds like a fair trade, doesn't it?
10:45Super!
10:45Let's get started.
10:46I'm not sure I should trust you.
10:48Hey!
10:49Relax, guy!
10:50Trust me!
10:51Look, Roberts is improving lines again!
10:53I'm going to get the man to a hospital.
10:54Who will help me?
10:55This is not a world I want to live in!
10:57It is an angry world!
10:58Damn it!
11:01What the hell is this?
11:02We've lost the fee to L.A.
11:04Uh, we seem to have lost our link up to the South Park crew, so I guess we'll be going
11:10to our feature movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
11:13Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
11:14Was it Jimbo?
11:16Mr. Garrison?
11:17Jeff?
11:18Somebody go see why we lost the hookup!
11:21Holy smokes!
11:22That blizzard is getting crazy!
11:27Don't panic, anybody!
11:29The power lines are down, but the backup generator is running just fine!
11:33Nurse, I could use some help in here!
11:35Coming!
11:36Lady, is Mephisto going to be okay?
11:38Yes, for now.
11:39But I'm afraid the generator won't run for long.
11:42The batteries run out in half an hour!
11:44Time is very short!
11:45Nurse, please!
11:46I need another pair of hands in here!
11:49Oh, sorry.
11:51Don't you see, Governor?
11:53I should have a right to have an abortion if I want one!
11:56I don't know, I might need-
12:14Fuck the college boy I hooked up with a cheerleading cam.
12:16Wait, what college boy?
12:18Shh!
12:18Don't talk.
12:20This moment feels perfect.
12:23Kissably perfect.
12:26Dinger!
12:27Hey, Highlips!
12:28This letter got mixed up with my disability checks.
12:31You know, I used to be pretty when I was in school.
12:35Now look at me!
12:38Oh my God, I applied to be a dancer on Ashley Angel from O-Town Spring Break Dance Academy!
12:44The Ashley Angel from O-Town?
12:48From TD's gift to pop music and the world O-Town?
12:52Wow, he's like the Beatles and Jesus rolled into one.
12:55If I get in, it'll look so great on my college application!
12:58Come on, that show's just a porn substitute with questionable academic value.
13:03No!
13:03No!
13:04Since Ashley Angel from O-Town became Dean of Admissions,
13:08he's turned it into a prestigious dance academy that just happens to have the cameras running!
13:13Ah!
13:14Oh!
13:15I can't believe it!
13:16I'm in!
13:16I'm going to study under Ashley Angel from O-Town!
13:19But they taped that show far away, on the sunny beaches of Canada!
13:23What about us?
13:25Ah!
13:26Ashley Angel from O-Town!
13:28Ah!
13:29Oh!
13:29Oh!
13:30Oh!
13:30Oh it's so cold!
13:31Oh!
13:31It's so cold!
13:32I like it!
13:33Ashley Angel from O-Town...
13:36Eh?
13:38FOR PURPLE MOU!
13:40...Like him now!
13:41I bet I could spit the most on him!
13:43Oh yeah?
13:44I bet I can spit in his hair!
13:46Oh nice Troy!
13:48A little higher and you've got it!
13:49Man, recess sucks without any slides or nothin!
13:52Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now!
13:55Ay!
13:55Man!
13:56I can't believe the only way I can see Mike on TV.
13:59I know how you feel, man.
14:05Abe, be realistic.
14:07I'll bet Cleo's already hooked up with Ashley Angel from O-Town.
14:10Wrong-O. We made a deal to remain faithful.
14:13No touching below the eyebrows.
14:17Abe, all celebrities are completely hairless.
14:21They put the eyebrows on in editing to make sure the actors make the right facial expressions.
14:25We'll see who's laughing when Cleo's wearing my Letterman's jacket.
14:30On a cable TV show.
14:32Which, coincidentally, is starting right now.
14:37What's up? Welcome to Sunny.
14:38Which, coincidentally, is starting right now.
14:44Hey, mate. Would it be cool if I played this random demo on live TV?
14:48Sure. Team Dance shows are all about taking chances on undiscovered young artists.
14:58Oh, yeah.
15:01Uh-huh, uh-huh.
15:05G-Spot rocks the G-Spot!
15:07G-Spot rocks the G-Spot!
15:10What's my name?
15:12G-Spot rocks the G-Spot!
15:13Ha ha! Scholar Dancers!
15:15G-Spot rocks the G-Spot!
15:17What's my name?
15:18G-Spot!
15:19What do I rock?
15:21G-spot!
15:22G-spot. Rocks the G-spot.
15:25Abe, did you see me on TV?
15:27I saw you, but you know what I didn't see?
15:30My Letterman's jacket.
15:31And you know where I didn't see it?
15:33On you!
15:34What are you talking about?
15:36Of course I was wearing your jacket.
15:39Who's there with you?
15:40Just Ashley.
15:42Stop tickling me. Stop.
15:44You call Professor Angel by his first name?
15:47Hey, hey, let me talk to that dog.
15:49It's Saturday.
15:50No excuses! Move along, you little troublemakers!
15:57No, I found it. He stole it.
15:59You threw it away, Cartman!
16:01I'm not talking to him, because he's a dirty thief.
16:03Little boy, does the triangle have a symbol of two snakes joined at the middle?
16:07Yeah, how'd you know?
16:08Talk to that dog.
16:09Don't worry, dog. Cleo's in good hands. She's a real party girl.
16:12Well, don't expect her to party with you, Professor.
16:15We have an agreement.
16:17Nothing below the eyebrows.
16:19Eyebrows? Dog. I'm an incredibly huge, unbelievably famous celebrity. I'm completely hairless.
16:26So it's true!
16:28You've made a cuckold out of me!
16:31Abe, wait!
16:32Send back my letterman's jacket, Cleo.
16:35I'll need it to wipe my broken heart off the floor.
16:38And to wear when it's chilly.
16:41My evil surgery, sir!
16:43She's going back to be with Ashley in for both hours.
16:47But I'm here, Abe.
16:48If you want a party.
16:51Ew.
16:53Cleo!
16:58Don't get on that plane!
17:05Buddy Holly!
17:08Is there any room on your plane?
17:10Well, let me see.
17:11It's me, Richie Valens, the Big Bopper, Jim Croce, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and a half of Leonard Skinner.
17:18Yeah, I guess there's room for one more.
17:23Oh.
17:23Oh. Okay.
17:27Abe!
17:30Don't get on that plane!
17:32I can't stand to not see you not make the biggest mistake of one of our lives!
17:37What?
17:37Huh?
17:38None of that matters.
17:39Cleo's flight has a layover in Atlanta City.
17:42If we drive, we can meet her there.
17:44And it'll save you three days' travel time.
17:47And about $90.
17:49Done.
17:50Thanks, pal.
17:52Let's roll!
17:55I win!
17:57Don't get on that plane!
18:01Bitch!
18:04Ah!
18:05Alien!
18:09Cleo!
18:17Don't get on that plane!
18:19I saw the necklace, Cleo.
18:21I saw it!
18:22Oh, Abe.
18:24I wore the jacket in Ashley's hot tub and it shrank.
18:27Ashley's hot tub?
18:29Oh, that doesn't matter, baby.
18:32Just come home with me.
18:33We'll start a new life together.
18:35Abe, I want that more than anything.
18:37But you see, when I'm 25 and looking back on my life, I don't want to regret not getting on
18:42this plane.
18:45You were the one.
18:58I'm starting to fashion an idea in my head.
19:04I'm starting to fashion an idea in my head where I would impress you.
19:14Love works in mysterious ways.
19:17Love works in mysterious ways.
19:17But you were just...
19:18I'm starting to fashion an idea in the clothes.
19:22I'm starting to fashion an idea in my head.
19:22Oh, my God!
19:26Oh, my God!
19:36JFK, man, you gotta help me.
19:39You're the only dude I know who has a recording studio in his crib.
19:42What are you talking about, bald nerd?
19:45I gotta lay down a rap demo for Ashley Angel from O-Town.
19:48Who?
19:48He's that teen idol from that boy band?
19:50NSYNC?
19:51No.
19:51Backstreet Boys?
19:52No.
19:5298 Degrees?
19:53No.
19:54Minuto?
19:55No.
19:55He's in the band O-Town.
19:57Oh, you mean the superstar who hosts the Spring Break Dance Academy?
20:00His connections to the music industry will help me fulfill my week-long dream of being an international rap sensation.
20:07No can do.
20:08I'm recording my annual 4th of July album and laughing at gay lyrics.
20:13Check this out.
20:14G-Spot rocks the G-Spot.
20:17G-Spot rocks the G-Spot.
20:19Wow.
20:20That rhymed.
20:22Say hello to the next Bubba Sparks.
20:27Ah!
20:28Naked Ike!
20:30Naked Ike!
20:32Naked Ike!
20:46Naked Ike!
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