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00:11You
00:11Surprise!
00:11Ah! You're not my science book!
00:15Baby, I came back to be with you, but you're not you.
00:19Where's the you who gave me flowers? Who massaged my thighs?
00:23Oh wait, that was my tennis instructor.
00:25You lied, baby. You didn't wear the letterman's jacket.
00:29Baby, I did wear it. I swear it, baby.
00:32Baby, I watched the show. I have eyes, you know.
00:36They're right under my EYEBROWS!
00:43...not to change their flag.
00:45But lynching minorities is history, so what are we gonna do about it?
00:49Let's say that if they change the flag, we'll burn down the Capitol.
00:53Yeah!
00:54Let's say that if they change the flag, we'll never leave this town.
00:58Yeah!
00:58Yeah!
00:59Let's say they should change the flag.
01:02Yeah!
01:02Huh?
01:03What's that, brother?
01:04I think we should switch sides.
01:06Me too. That's a good idea.
01:08Look, we have to accept the fact that most people in the world hate us, right?
01:12Yeah.
01:13So whatever side we're on is the side that's gonna lose, right?
01:17Right.
01:17So why don't we all say that we want the flag changed?
01:21That way, most folks will vote to keep it the way it is.
01:24That's a great idea, brother!
01:26Yeah!
01:26Yeah!
01:26All right, it is decided.
01:28We will officially tell everyone that we want the flag changed.
01:32Thanks, Joan.
01:34I'm kissing my girlfriend because of you.
01:36Yeah!
01:38Dinger.
01:41Yo, Cabana Boy!
01:43Bring me a hot dog with a side of catsup!
01:49This catsup will really spice up my dog.
01:54Darn it!
01:55It seems to be blocked by some sort of lit fuse.
02:03You've got crabs, Earth Face!
02:08Aha!
02:13Yay!
02:27Jesus, Ned, these guys are completely nuts!
02:30Mmm, yep.
02:35That is the most insane thing I've ever seen.
02:37I can't believe those people are on our side.
02:39I mean, is our side that crazy?
02:43Oh, hello, Chef.
02:45Big debate tomorrow, I guess.
02:51Oh, Jesus, the rogue, Chef!
02:53This isn't what it looks like.
02:54You gotta listen to us.
02:55I ain't gonna listen to nothing.
02:56This whole cracker-ass town can kiss my ass.
03:01Ned, I'm starting to think that maybe history ain't worth defending sometimes.
03:16Cartman!
03:24See, it'll be like this forever.
03:26Okay.
03:27It will be like this forever.
03:29Oh, Cartman!
03:35Brr!
03:36What's wrong with me?
03:43It's okay.
03:44Get a grip, girl.
03:48Windy.
03:51Windy.
03:52Ah!
03:54Windy.
03:56Oh, God.
03:57Please don't let this be happening.
03:59Oh, Coach!
04:00Our goal is simple.
04:03To score a point!
04:06To a sure set point,
04:08we've acquired the Harlem Globetrotters playbook off the interweb.
04:14So, John, how come I've never seen you before?
04:17Yeah!
04:18And who was the original John Dark?
04:21Hmm?
04:22Uh, he was this explorer.
04:26Yeah.
04:27An explorer.
04:29And, uh...
04:31This is the final boarding announcement for flight 100 to Canada City.
04:35Cleo!
04:36Cleo!
04:41Don't get on that plane!
04:44Abe, what are you doing here?
04:47Stopping you from making the biggest mistake of my life.
04:51Abe, if you ask me to stay, you'll be stomping out the fire of my dreams.
04:57The only fire I care about is the flame of our love.
05:01And I couldn't live if you passed that burning sensation to another guy.
05:05Look, Abe.
05:06I'd like nothing more than to let you fill me up like you were my dentist.
05:09But I care too much about our future together.
05:12Back up. What dentist?
05:14Dr. Tucker?
05:14All that matters is you.
05:16Is us.
05:18Is now.
05:24All aboard!
05:26All aboard for Canada City!
05:29Can you at least take the jacket I gave you?
05:32Oh, Abe, I'll wear it on TV. I promise.
05:35It'll be our secret message.
05:38Part of you is inside of me.
05:43Cleo!
05:48Don't get on that plane!
05:51Yet!
05:52First, take this demo to give to Ashley Angel from O-Town.
05:56Ew! Get away from me!
06:00Now get on that plane!
06:04Hey man, thanks for stalling her.
06:08Can I borrow ten bucks for an airport cookie?
06:12Hey Mr. Hankey, you got rid of all the film people!
06:15Hooray!
06:16Oh yeah, now all we have is a town covered in shit!
06:19This is much better!
06:20I couldn't have done it without you, Kyle!
06:24Kisses!
06:26Stan, I'm sorry I dragged you to all those independent films.
06:29Oh, that's okay, Wendy. I forgive you.
06:31Yes, and I-
06:33Be able to find Mr. Hankey.
06:37What the hell?
06:38No.
06:40Stan, I have two tickets for the opening film of the festival.
06:43Would you like to come with me?
06:47Shut up, Cartman.
06:48Sure, dude. I mean, since we have to write a paper on a film anyway.
06:52She'll be the death of him, Kyle.
06:53Make my words, she'll be the death of him.
06:55If she holds his hand in that theater, it'll be all over!
06:57Get him while they're hot!
06:59Doggy style?
07:00Okay.
07:04That's it! That's it! You can do it!
07:08Oh, dammit! Oh, not again!
07:10Come on, Eric!
07:11No way, this son of bitches! I'm going home!
07:14Act like it's friggin' Leonardo DiCaprio!
07:16We wouldn't give a rat's ass if Leonardo DiCaprio came walking past us!
07:19Fine, who would you go crazy for?
07:28I love you!
07:35He's going home!
07:41I have your baby in me, giraffe!
07:48Wow.
07:51Single tear.
07:53Okay.
07:55Our next film by Cleopatra is titled,
07:58The Best of the Best of the-
08:00Oh, my God!
08:01Oh!
08:04Don't let him see you cry.
08:07Just make it to the kitchen.
08:17Meet Leon Black, a Harvard-educated scientist-turned-expert police detective.
08:23Meet Tandoori Jones, a jive-talkin', smooth-walkin', typical Indian super cop who plays-
08:37Black and tan.
08:43Thus concludes this caper.
08:45And speaking of capers, I thought we ordered from a deli!
08:51Oh, it's from a deli, alright.
08:53New deli.
08:54India.
08:55We've been transferred there for our next adventure.
08:58What is that you say?
09:07Now I'd like to introduce my film, It Takes a Hero.
09:11Here is my soul, friends.
09:14My soul.
09:21Previously, on a very special Clone High.
09:25Joan made a declaration.
09:28Abe, I want you.
09:29And Abe found a new form of recreation.
09:32He's not gay or anything.
09:34Abe actually likes Cleo, a girl.
09:37That was just a hilarious plot twist.
09:39Hey, you miss an episode, it's your funeral.
09:43I'm talking to you, Doug.
09:45Not.
09:49It's-
09:54Oh my god!
09:56I found a penny!
09:57You bastard!
10:01Okay, Mr. Hanky, we're out.
10:02How are you doing?
10:02How about you and me play a little one-on-one?
10:06He-he-he-he!
10:07Ah!
10:09I'll, uh, be, uh...
10:11leaving awkwardly now.
10:16Uh, hey, pal.
10:18You wanna buy some speakers?
10:22See, we got an extra shipment in and if I could just...
10:25Drive, Genghis!
10:26Drive!
10:30Okay, Holmes.
10:31lose the costume I said take it off you foreigner well I guess we're gonna have
10:38to take it off by force Genghis get back here
10:45let me try the zipper oh my god this isn't a kid in a costume it's a living
10:50thing oh my god he was genetically engineered with a zipper oh my god who's
11:00driving the van Lincoln for student body president you think it's too much Abe I
11:10just pulled everyone in the girls bathroom you're ahead I knew the poll did
11:15you say I was winning straight up man numbers don't lie
11:19I'm a number five Cleo why are you crying I just don't think things are going to
11:27work out with JFK I am so sorry I need someone to comfort me someone who's
11:35leading the polls and who's named Abe wait you're named Abe aren't you Abe to the
11:43max Cleo to the max that's it all of the pictures I have of him over my bed are
11:49coming down except for that one where he's under the tree with his shirt off
11:55at least trying to write another song I could ask you the same question are you
12:06trying to write a hit song I'm a reporter this is the final boarding
12:13announcement for flight 100 to exclamation USA
12:26don't get on that plane Ashley what are you doing here stopping you from making
12:32the biggest mistake of my life I want to stay but I have to make things right with
12:39my boyfriend Abe but you've got so much talent dog
12:42well you don't have one hmm do you have a regional certificate Wendy no apparently only I do
12:50ass full of pork fat jiggles like a jello mold mouth is flapping too
12:54your haiku inserts have no effect on me Cara I'm regional champion does that mean you're
12:59gonna be in that cheesy poof commercial it's between me and four other kids I'm on my way
13:03now with my mom to the finals I bet you don't win they don't let big fat asses perform on
13:08TV
13:08very good Kyle anyway children good guess dude
13:13pass this up pass this up pass this up
13:20you have got such a great ass I could sleep for days on those perk cheeks let me tell you
13:25I'd like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity
13:31whoa dude
13:41let them go
13:43son if we don't enforce the drinking age the excitement of sneaking around to get wasted might
13:50disappear forever you want that on your shoulders pal
13:54it's non-alcoholic beer
13:59I knew it I guess I was just looking for what all of us are
14:05acceptance
14:08loser
14:13I am so funny
14:17I choose you
14:18great
14:20Abe
14:23happy
14:24sorry my dear boy salty seconds
14:29wanna beer
14:30sure
14:31maybe pretending to be drunk will ease the pain
14:36so uh
14:37are you drunk enough yet to sleep with me
14:42Bobby
14:44answer the question
14:53well well well if it isn't my old friend
14:57underage drinking
14:59so we meet again
15:00how are you
15:02underage drinking
15:04besides illegal
15:06underage drinking
15:09shame on all of you
15:12shame
15:15back to you Kojak
15:16this kid's not sober is he
15:19and none of you are 21 are you
15:21and these potstickers aren't made with real crab are they
15:27I stand corrected
15:30you you're holding a beer get in
15:31get in
15:34well that's two which is all we can
15:36fitted the squad cod the rest of you are free to go
15:38come on babe
15:40it's like there's a tin can phone from your brain to my heart
15:44no regrets tonight
15:45you don't care
15:47will someone be there
15:48to catch you
15:49and you fall
15:52since you left
15:54I can't recall
15:56feeling so incomplete
15:58that no good cheating tramp
16:01hey get off my dinghy
16:03not you
16:05you
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