00:03Mario!
00:06Mario!
00:07Mario!
00:07Come back here, what's the matter?
00:09Mama mia!
00:11Okay.
00:13Mario?
00:14Mario?
00:18Oh, hello!
00:19It's me!
00:20I know you're gonna be a great typist.
00:23Can I have it?
00:25Luigi not afraid.
00:26Hey, I got something in my eye.
00:28Can you help me get it out?
00:28Oh boy, Luigi win!
00:30Hey! Are you ready to Mario type?
00:34I win, I win, I win, I win!
00:36Luigi win, Luigi win!
00:37Oh!
00:38Oh no!
00:40Hey, where'd everybody go?
00:42Mama mia!
00:43Mama f***er!
00:46When the moon hits you eye,
00:48Like a big pizza pie,
00:50That's amore!
00:52I say they're funny.
00:54Hey Courtney!
00:55How you doing Ashley?
00:57Looking good Maria!
00:59I'll catch you later Bonnie!
01:01Man!
01:01When did you get to be so slick?
01:04Here we go!
01:05I hate my nose!
01:06Can I sing a song for you?
01:08What do you mean?
01:10Yo Charisse, you stone cold fox, what up?
01:12You're gonna be the most popular guy at my party!
01:15I hope your lips don't fall off!
01:18From what?
01:19From kissing!
01:21We're gonna play spin the bottle!
01:28Guess who?
01:31You look so tense!
01:35I have something special planned for tonight!
01:45Bobby!
01:46Honey, I need some help with the groceries!
01:52Bobby!
02:01Relax baby, it's just you and me!
02:17You must have got it wrong!
02:20Maybe he just fell on it or something!
02:22Hank, he was kissing it!
02:24I saw it with my own two eyes!
02:26I'm gonna be seeing it for the rest of my life!
02:28Now Peggy, it's not your fault!
02:31Well, why'd you say that?
02:32I just said it's not your fault!
02:34Well, it did not need saying!
02:36I know it is not my fault!
02:39If anything, this is your fault!
02:41You made him go to that camp with no toilet doors!
02:44Don't point your finger at me, woman!
02:46You're the one who parks him in front of the TV
02:48and makes him watch all them Muppets!
02:50They got frogs kissing pigs!
02:53What the hell did they think was gonna happen?
02:55We are not gonna get anywhere by attacking each other!
02:57We have to do the sensible thing!
03:01We'll move to Berlin!
03:02What?
03:03Bobby will be accepted there!
03:04I read somewhere that Germans are very tolerant people!
03:08Okay then!
03:09We're coming on in!
03:12Hey!
03:13That was pretty good!
03:15Let's see if we can go even faster next lesson!
03:18Hey!
03:18Wow!
03:19Yahoo!
03:21Woohoo!
03:21You're getting better with each lesson!
03:33Oh!
03:34You're getting faster!
03:36Keep it up!
03:48You're getting faster!
03:50Keep it up!
03:51But just so you know, most states won't let you marry a plastic head!
03:55I don't wanna marry it!
03:57Ugh!
03:57I just needed to practice my first kiss so I don't look like an idiot!
04:02You're kissing a plastic head and you're afraid of looking like an idiot?
04:07Son, I'm doing this for your own good.
04:09You're just using this head as a crutch.
04:11It's not a crutch, Dad.
04:13It's something I've come to rely on to help me through life.
04:17Well, I'll make you a deal.
04:18Go to your party.
04:20Afterwards, if you still want this head, you can have it.
04:23But I won't need it after the party.
04:25Exactly.
04:28And let this be the end of it.
04:40Passable.
04:43Good.
04:45First, this is not the plastic head you were issued.
04:49Second, just look at the way you shaved against the grain here, here, and here.
04:54And these are the worst sideburns I've seen since chair three,
04:58which makes me suspect you cheated.
05:01F.
05:01That means you fail.
05:08What a bitch.
05:11I'm killing you how to kick it, Dale.
05:13Your friend Dale with those fire ants is getting right...
05:15Dale!
05:16Ah!
05:18Oh, man.
05:19Dale, you went too far this time.
05:22Come back here.
05:23Come here.
05:24I'm going to kick your ass.
05:25No.
05:26No!
05:26I'm going to kick it harder if you don't come over here.
05:29You didn't have fired me.
05:31You know what I'm like.
05:32I'm capable of any crazy thing.
05:35But my lawn, Dale, you don't mess with a man's lawn.
05:38I had no choice.
05:40I tried planting the ants in your driveway, but they didn't take.
05:43They couldn't bite through cement.
05:45They're weak, like me.
06:03Well, that just tears it.
06:05I have tried to be patient, but now it's time for a little tough love.
06:09Huh?
06:09Oh.
06:11Huh?
06:11No.
06:12No.
06:13Wait!
06:14What's going on?
06:15I don't know.
06:16No!
06:17Dad!
06:18No!
06:20No!
06:21Hike!
06:22Stop!
06:23Hi!
06:23Please!
06:25Oh, no!
06:25Pee-kaw, go back!
06:28That's my test!
06:30What about my test?
06:33That was fantastic.
06:35See you next time.
06:38Okay, bye-bye!
06:41Peekaboo!
07:14Oh-ho! Hello! It's-a me!
07:25Oh-ho!
07:28Oh-ho!
07:30Oh-ho!
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