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00:26Oh my gosh, they killed Timmy!
00:28YOU BASTARDS!
00:41Oh, thanks!
00:46Well, there goes the new high and mighty Gerald Broflawski.
00:50Yeah, ever since he got that new hybrid, he thinks he's better than everyone else.
00:57You know, the emissions from a vehicle like yours causes irreparable damage to the ozone.
01:03I drive a hybrid, it's much better for the environment.
01:07Thanks!
01:09Dad, can we go home? All you ever do since you got this car is drive around and show it
01:12off.
01:14Hey, is that a hybrid?
01:16Oh yes, you've got one too, I see.
01:19Yeah, I like to be a part of the solution and not part of the problem.
01:22Well, anyway, good for you!
01:25Thanks!
01:27Dad, I think Ike is starving to death.
01:30Hold on boys, we still have to go to the hardware store and hand out awareness citations to SUV cars
01:35in the parking lot.
01:36What?
01:41Okay, there's another one.
01:42Oh man, look at that!
01:46Can you believe this?
01:47An SUV with a V8 engine makes me sick.
01:50Ticket for driving a gas guzzler.
01:53Dad, can we go home please?
01:55Look, there's a Jeep over there.
01:56Go write them a ticket, Kyle.
01:57But Dad, I want-
01:58Now, Kyle!
02:02Hey, Kyle.
02:03Uh, hey dude, what are you doing here?
02:04Helping my dad pick out some cool new power tools.
02:06What are you doing?
02:07Helping my dad give people fake tickets.
02:11What's this?
02:12Oh, sorry Randy, looks like you got a ticket.
02:14A ticket?
02:15Failure to care about the environment.
02:18Oh, goddammit, did you do this, Gerald?
02:20Yeah, I'm just, you know, trying to make people more aware.
02:22You know, it's a-
02:23You got some nerve, you know that?
02:25Where do you come off ticketing people?
02:26Uh, Randy, calm down, it's not a real ticket.
02:29I know it's not a real ticket.
02:30Rob Vlosky, did you put this crap on my windshield?
02:34Jimbo, your truck probably gets less than 10 miles to the gallon.
02:37Well, thanks, Officer Dickhole.
02:39Dad, let's just go.
02:40Look, I'm just trying to make the people of South Park aware of a very serious problem.
02:44The problem, Gerald, is that ever since you got a hybrid car,
02:47you've gotten so smug that you love the smell of your own farts.
02:51Oh, I'm sorry.
02:52I didn't think it was high and mighty to care about the Earth.
02:55And that, too. Stop talking with your eyes closed. That's what smug people do.
03:00Well, I really don't see how that has anything to do with the-
03:03There, like that. Stop that.
03:04Who the hell put this faggy fake ticket on my truck?
03:07All right, that does it.
03:09Come on, Kyle. I don't want you hanging around with these ignorant idiots.
03:19Hey, Miss M.
03:21Hi, Jenny. Do you have wonderful ideas for swimmers?
03:26I could be on that, Miss M. Do you know, I think you can do you think?
03:32I course I am, Jenny. We are a swimmers of these people.
03:38Good luck, Miss M. I am not a good. Go to the Hill Mills to see what the other day
03:43you have wonderful.
03:45So what is duck in there with this?
03:47Do not use a way that was a Ashley thing but swimmers were more park.
03:52Ashley, do the same swimmers?
03:55Ashley, do the same swimmers?
03:57I-I course, Miss M. Hey, I have to the right thing for swimmers to do, you think?
04:04Sure, Ashley. Respect luck is duck and then I have the last minute.
04:16What's more cameras like that of a way to do? What is it?
04:21Hey, Mike. Do I really have Miss M. Jenny and Ashley are swimmers were the ones.
04:27How is barbecue sauce?
04:29Sure, I have a very small sauce.
04:35Yeah. Yeah, I think it's best we just do it right away.
04:39Dad? Dad, Ike and I have been talking.
04:42And, well, we feel that your new car is changing you.
04:45Yes, it certainly is.
04:47We're thinking that a lot of people in town are starting to...
04:51Take offense.
04:52Are starting to take offense at your actions.
04:55We feel like you're starting to become...
04:59Alienated.
05:00Starting to become alienated from some of your friends.
05:03Well, I totally agree, Kyle.
05:06You do?
05:07Yes. A lot of people in town just aren't ready to drive hybrid cars.
05:11Right. Okay, good.
05:13And that's why I've talked it over with your mother and...
05:16We've decided to move!
05:18What?
05:19We need to be where everyone is motivated and progressive like us.
05:23Start getting your things packed, boys.
05:25The Broflovsky family is moving to San Francisco!
05:32Yeah?
05:34Hey Stan, you should come on over.
05:36They're having a going away party for Kyle.
05:39Going away party? What do you mean?
05:41Well, don't you know?
05:42Kyle's moving away.
05:44Moving away?
05:45Kyle can't move away!
05:46Well, he is.
05:47Where's the going away party?
05:48At Carmen's house.
05:52Hey everybody, there's more pop in the refrigerator!
05:55Let's make this the best going away party ever!
05:57Na-na.
05:59Na-na-na-na-na.
06:00Hey, hey, hey!
06:02Get back!
06:04Kyle!
06:05Dude, what is going on?
06:06My dad says he can't live here anymore.
06:08Mr. Boflovsky, please.
06:09Kyle's my best friend.
06:10I'm sorry, Stan.
06:12But unfortunately, you live in a small-minded town filled with ignorant boobs.
06:16Well, maybe they'll change.
06:18I wouldn't count on it.
06:19Come on, boys.
06:20Get in the car!
06:22No!
06:23Maybe you can make a difference, Stan.
06:25Maybe you can get everyone to drive hybrid cars.
06:28Until that day, we're just gonna have to be with our own kind.
06:34I will!
06:35I will get everyone to drive hybrid cars!
06:37I swear it!
06:51You're very lucky, young man.
06:53You've got a couple hairline fractures, but the knife missed your spleen by half an inch.
06:59I didn't think a knife could really hurt me.
07:01I thought I was just in a virtual reality.
07:03No, you actually got stabbed by a hooker.
07:06We've called your parents and they're on their way.
07:07Your dad wanted me to let you know that you're grounded more than you can possibly imagine.
07:12Ah, nut.
07:13Try and relax, and when your parents get here, we'll sort this all out.
07:19Wonder how long I'm grounded for.
07:21Butters.
07:24Are you okay?
07:25Eric!
07:26What are you doing here?
07:27I'm not here, Butters.
07:28What?
07:29This is going to be hard to understand, Butters, but you've become trapped in the simulation.
07:33None of this is real.
07:37Nuh-uh!
07:39Yeah, huh.
07:39I told you never to take the headset off outside the access point, didn't I?
07:42We're actually both at my house right now.
07:44You're wearing the headset and I'm talking to you as a computer program.
07:47That's why I can manipulate reality.
07:52What?
07:55You see, in this world, things aren't what they see.
08:00Ah, okay, stop, stop!
08:02Listen to me carefully, Butters.
08:03The Oculus compromise has been streamlined.
08:05You can't trust anyone in this reality.
08:07Say nothing to no one about the Oculus Rift.
08:10If you think they know, they will kill you.
08:12How do you know that?
08:13How would I know that the nurse is about to walk through that door?
08:17Everything okay in here?
08:18Ah!
08:19Ah!
08:19Yes!
08:20Yes, everything's fine!
08:22Okay.
08:24Butters.
08:25No!
08:25I'm going to get you back to reality, Butters, but you have to give me time.
08:28I've got to go.
08:28The Orion parameters are embellishing.
08:30Just stay quiet.
08:40What kind of person do we raise you to be?
08:43You think this world is just there for your amusement?
08:46You are not to leave this room, and you are not allowed to use the phone or computer!
08:50Please!
08:51You can't do that!
08:52I have to find a way out of this!
08:54Oh no, mister.
08:55You are grounded!
09:05Are you fucking with me?
09:07What?
09:08What do you mean?
09:09Butters, I'm seriously.
09:10Are you fucking with me?
09:11I don't know what you mean.
09:12Because if you are, it's not cool.
09:15Eric, you said you were going to get me out of this virtual world.
09:17Butters, I talked to Oculus customer service, and they said I'm the one who's wearing a
09:21headset and has forgotten he's in virtual reality.
09:23Oh, really?
09:24Oh, that's a relief.
09:25Oh, it's a relief, huh?
09:26Well, guess what, Butters?
09:27If I'm the one trapped in virtual reality, that means you're nothing but a computer program!
09:31Oh, God!
09:32That's right!
09:32Oh, God!
09:33That's right!
09:34Now, you better stop messing around, Butters, so I can help you out of this!
09:37Because you know how I said if you die in virtual reality, you die in real life?
09:39Yeah.
09:40Well, if you get grounded in virtual reality, you get grounded in real life, too!
09:43Forever!
09:49Hello?
09:50Cal, it's Butters.
09:52I've been grounded!
09:54Again?
09:54No, no!
09:55You don't understand!
09:56This time, I've been grounded for no good reason!
09:58I didn't do anything, Cal!
10:00Uh-huh.
10:01I think there's something supernatural going on!
10:03I asked my dad why I was being grounded, and he said that for asking him, that I was
10:07more grounded!
10:08It doesn't make sense!
10:10Butters?
10:10Butters?
10:11I'm kind of super busy right now.
10:13Please!
10:13Just go to Cartman's house!
10:14I think the answer might be with the-
10:15Nurse?
10:16Who is that?
10:17Ah!
10:18Ah!
10:20Ah!
10:21Ah!
10:21Look out!
10:21Look out!
10:22Look out!
10:22Look out!
10:22Look out!
10:23Look out!
10:25Look out!
10:26Look out!
10:28Look out!
10:29You found Cartman like this, and you think he's somehow trapped in virtual reality?
10:33Whoa!
10:36Fuck you!
10:38Huh?
10:38Get up, Cartman!
10:39Huh?
10:40Okay, then let's take him to the hospital!
10:42You hear that, Fatso?
10:43You're going to the hospital!
10:45Kyle, maybe this is for real.
10:47Fuck you if you're in on this!
10:49In on what?
10:52Oh, fuck you!
10:54Yes, no, sorry.
10:55But because you bought two business class tickets, I cannot refund the fares.
10:59That-
10:59Oh!
11:00Yes, yes, yes!
11:00That I can answer!
11:02His name was...
11:04Butters!
11:05Butters called customer service first?
11:07Have I answered all your questions in a satisfying and courteous matter?
11:10Come on!
11:10We're going to Butters' house!
11:12Hello?
11:13My friend?
11:14My friend!
11:15I believe we're having some technical issues with our phone line!
11:18Please hang on!
11:19I'm going to call customer service!
11:22Hello, customer service, this is Steve.
11:24Hello!
11:25This is Steve with customer service?
11:27Uh, no, no, no, no, my friend!
11:29I am Steve with customer service!
11:31Listen, my friend!
11:32This is going to be very hard to comprehend, but none of what you are seeing is real!
11:38Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
11:40My friend!
11:41My friend!
11:41My friend!
11:41A customer who is in virtual reality called customer service, and it has created a customer feedback
11:47loop, okay?
11:49Here in India, we call it a customer feedback vendor loop!
11:54Oh, fuck you!
11:56No, no, no, no, no, no!
11:57Do not fuck me, because I am you, and then we will just be fucking ourselves!
12:02Now, have I provided answers to your questions in a courteous and prompt fashion?
12:07What do you mean, have you answered all my questions?
12:10No!
12:11You have not answered any questions at all!
12:13No, no, no, no, no!
12:13Listen, listen!
12:14If I didn't answer your questions, then we have given bad customer service!
12:18But you didn't answer any of my questions!
12:20Well, what is more important, my friend?
12:22The resort or good customer service?
12:24I'm troubled, I'm troubled in man.
12:28If Jesus don't help me, I surely will die.
12:32Butters!
12:33But, you guys can't be here!
12:35Why not?
12:36Because I'm grounded!
12:37That means no visitors!
12:39Butters!
12:39When did you call Oculus Rift customer service?
12:41When we were playing with the Oculus headset!
12:43Don't you guys remember?
12:44We were all messing around with it!
12:46I played with it first, and went a little nuts!
12:48I forgot I was in virtual reality, and I got grounded, and now I'm grounded in real life!
12:52So now we are in the real world?
12:54Yes!
12:55You guys, I have accepted the reality that I am just a computer program.
12:59The fact is that one of us right now is in a room, wearing a VR headset, seeing all this,
13:04and it's not me!
13:05Butters!
13:07What are your friends doing here?
13:09I'm sorry, Dad!
13:10Hello!
13:11Hello, my friend!
13:12Are you still there?
13:13Yes, we're here!
13:14Listen carefully, my friend!
13:16You are stuck in a paradox!
13:17It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality.
13:20You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service!
13:25This is why you're having problems!
13:27You just don't get it, do you?
13:28So then how much of what has happened was in virtual reality?
13:31What is wrong with you?
13:32That does not matter!
13:33There is only one thing that matters!
13:36What?
13:37Have I answered your questions satisfactorily and offered good customer service?
13:42That doesn't make sense!
13:43That's the paradox!
13:45Please, my friend!
13:46Please!
13:47I am not real!
13:49You are not real!
13:50Have I answered your questions and provided good customer service?
13:54This call may be recorded!
13:55But you're getting it now!
13:57Yes!
13:58Yes, you've answered all my questions and I am pleased with the customer service I've
14:01made for Biden!
14:07You guys?
14:41You can see me next time!
14:43I'm a bloated crowd and everyone will join your world soon!
14:43Bye!
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