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Hacks Season 5 Episode 10
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00:00Thank you. It looks great in there.
00:02Hi. Oh, thank you so much.
00:04How's this?
00:05Oh my god, that was fast. Perfect.
00:09You want to rehearse?
00:10Let's just shoot the rehearsal.
00:12Okay. Rosie, we're shooting rehearsals.
00:14Alright, come on, do that.
00:15Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to day one of
00:18Who's Making Dinner.
00:20Woo!
00:22You want to call her?
00:23Sure, yeah.
00:25Duffy!
00:28And
00:30action!
00:42Okay.
00:43Here we go.
00:44Close your eyes.
00:45Close your eyes.
00:47Close your eyes.
00:49Got it?
00:50Yeah.
00:52Okay, if you don't like the placement, it can move.
00:55Alright.
00:55And the brightness can be adjusted.
00:56Okay, okay, just show me.
00:57Show me.
00:57Here it is.
01:01Oh.
01:02I know we decided to call it the Kitten Heel Club, but it's just felt more right.
01:06We can change it, though.
01:07No, no.
01:09It's perfect.
01:12You did it.
01:14You talented bastards.
01:17I am honored to be your employee.
01:21Though I do need June off.
01:22I'm going to do the Mille media.
01:24It's an amateur classic car race in Italy.
01:27Amazing.
01:29No.
01:29No.
01:30No problem.
01:32Okay, just drive fast here.
01:39Happy brand opening and congrats on the new gig.
01:42Thanks, Dave.
01:43Okay, technically, right now, my title is Pit Boss, but I'm thinking of having it officially
01:47changed to Pit Mama.
01:49Oh.
01:49Right?
01:50Because that just feels so much more mean.
01:52I get that.
01:53I gave myself a title bump from house manager to lifestyle concierge.
01:58Debra didn't blink an eye.
01:59Pretty big pay bump, too.
02:01She took it out of my salary.
02:04So, without further ado, please welcome the diva herself, Debra Banks.
02:17Thank you for being here.
02:19First of all, I want to say none of us would be standing here right now if it wasn't for
02:22the genius Marcus Vaughn.
02:28This entire thing is his brainchild.
02:31It never would have happened without him.
02:33And quite frankly, a lot of things in my life would not have happened without him.
02:39Thank you, Marcus.
02:43That's my baby!
02:45Uh, that's my baby.
02:46Uh, whatever.
02:47You know, a few months ago, a young international rock star who was obsessed with me gave me credit
02:53for bringing residencies to Las Vegas.
02:55He said the city needed me.
02:56But the truth is, I needed Las Vegas.
03:00I was told I was too loud, too tacky, too much.
03:08But this town embraced me when no other place would.
03:11There's nowhere else in the world that feels quite like Las Vegas.
03:14And for me, there's nowhere else in the world that feels like home.
03:19And that is why we created The Diva.
03:25This is a place to be who you really are, without shame.
03:30Because this city does that better than any other place on the planet.
03:35So, welcome to The Diva.
03:37Let's have a great night.
03:56Hello, hello, and now we're going to officially christen this place.
04:00No, no, no one asked you to do that.
04:01You don't have to.
04:02I'm the goddamn mayor.
04:03There we go!
04:05Oh, my God.
04:06Dang it.
04:07Yeah, I'm laying down here.
04:09Goddamn it.
04:10I've hit an artery again.
04:11Ah, give me a clap.
04:12Oh, God.
04:13It's pulsing and squirting.
04:15God.
04:15Get away from me.
04:17Get away from me.
04:18Thank you, everybody.
04:25Sucks that we don't get to go on the retreat.
04:27I know.
04:27But honestly, I've been before, and it's, like, not that big a thing.
04:30You know, it's a lot of free food and fancy drinks, and sometimes I bring in exotic answers.
04:34But you're allowed to go back to your room if you don't feel comfortable.
04:37Fuck.
04:39This is for me.
04:44Holy shit.
04:45Anthrax.
04:45Anthrax in the building.
04:46Somebody call Homeland Security.
04:49Are you serious, guys?
04:50What is wrong with you?
04:52Yum.
04:53Pixie stick dust.
04:54It's almost as sweet as your mom's.
04:55Don't.
04:56Talk about my mom.
04:58Oh, he's so stressed.
04:59You know what you need?
05:00A little R&R at the retreat.
05:01Oh, no, Dan, Jimmy can't come.
05:03Your treat's no little bitches allowed.
05:05Oh, I'm sorry, Jimmy.
05:06Don't worry about it, because I am very happy not to go.
05:09I can finally enjoy a sandwich and put it in the fridge without having someone text me
05:13a picture of my sandwich with their balls on it.
05:15So fuck off.
05:16Just fuck off.
05:38Oh.
05:39Carbone.
05:40Martini lunch.
05:41So excited.
05:43We can order whatever you'd like.
05:44Okay.
05:45Roversoul it is.
05:46Okay, so I have amazing news.
05:48I heard from the network.
05:49They have, like, no notes on the pilot.
05:50They loved it.
05:51Fantastic.
05:52Except they do want the women to smile more.
05:54But we can do that.
05:55Congratulations.
05:58So what do they design on a pickup?
05:59They have, like, three months.
06:01Oh, great.
06:02Because I want us to take that trip to Europe sooner rather than later.
06:05Fab.
06:05I mean, if you want to have any authority as a boss, you have to have eaten real bread.
06:09Perfect.
06:10I'm wide open.
06:14You okay?
06:15Mm-hmm.
06:17Yeah.
06:18There is something I want to talk to you about.
06:21Okay.
06:22The mask that I had removed.
06:24It looks like we didn't get it all.
06:26And unfortunately, it's spread.
06:34Oh, my God.
06:35Yeah, I probably shouldn't have doubled up all those years on my Debra Vance progesterone drink packets.
06:41That Tahitian grapefruit flavor was divine.
06:44Okay, so what's the treatment plan?
06:45Well, they want to start treatment immediately.
06:49Okay, great.
06:50Well, I'll call Ronnie.
06:51Let's head over there right now.
06:52I'm not hungry anymore anyway, so forget lunch.
06:56You're not going to like this next part.
06:59Um, didn't love the last part.
07:03I mean, I'm not doing Kimo.
07:06I'm not putting myself through that.
07:08I get that, but don't worry.
07:11You know, you won't be alone.
07:12I'll go with you to the appointments, and I'll help you with medicine.
07:14You know, I'll do whatever you need.
07:15I'm not putting you through that.
07:19Okay, so what are you saying?
07:21You know I like to do things on my own terms.
07:24Okay.
07:25I've done it all.
07:27I just did the best show of my life.
07:29I broke a record.
07:32That's why you had to do it that weekend?
07:33Yes.
07:35It's not going to get any better than this.
07:37I want to go out on top.
07:40Okay, so, well, yeah, it's a high for your career, but...
07:44Look, if anyone can beat anything, it's you, okay?
07:47And you said it yourself.
07:48You're going to live until you're 109.
07:51I'm not.
07:55And I want to call my own life.
07:58At the end of the trip, I plan on taking the train from Cass to Zurich.
08:03There's a place there called Dignitas.
08:06Is that one of those assistant suicide places?
08:08Well, not one of.
08:09It's the best one, but yes.
08:17What's that, Debra?
08:21I'm sure this is really, really overwhelming.
08:24And I'm so sorry that you're going through this.
08:26But I think you're not thinking straight, okay?
08:28This is crazy.
08:29Actually, it's not.
08:32Comedians have a long, rich history of taking our own lives.
08:35Your whole thing is beating me on.
08:38This is so not you.
08:39It is.
08:42And I want you to come with me.
08:44We'll have a fabulous vacation first.
08:46You can go shopping.
08:48You can use my suitcase on the way home.
08:49Stop.
08:49That's not funny.
08:50Oh, but you joke about killing yourself all the time.
08:52I'm kidding.
08:53Suddenly, you're sensitive about it.
08:54You can walk the walk, but you can't swallow the pills.
08:56Jesus Christ.
08:57You can tie the noose, but not kick the chair.
08:59Stop.
09:00Sorry.
09:02But I do want you to come with me.
09:05Will you?
09:07No.
09:08No, I'm not going to be a part of this.
09:09And you're not doing this.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:13You brought me here so that I wouldn't scream at you, didn't you?
09:17You know, I knew something was up when you said you wanted to go on vacation,
09:20but I didn't realize it was a fucking suicide mission.
09:22No, I'm not going.
09:24Eva.
09:25No, Eva.
09:26No.
09:31She won't even consider treatment, okay?
09:33She's being insane.
09:34I can't get through to her.
09:35I want power of attorney, okay?
09:37Is that what Brittany's dad had?
09:38Is that what it's called?
09:39I don't know, but...
09:40No, no, no.
09:40There's something wrong with her brain.
09:41I need a trank gun.
09:42I need to shoot her in the neck with a trank gun
09:44and get her into chemo before she wakes up.
09:46Jimmy, how can you facilitate?
09:47Okay, just take a breath.
09:50Listen, this is awful.
09:52But it's Deborah.
09:53You're not going to change her mind.
09:56And you're not going to shoot her in the neck with a trank gun.
09:58Okay, well, can you talk to her, please?
10:01I already have.
10:03What do you mean you have?
10:05I talked to her, and I tried to, but I couldn't convince her.
10:08This is what she wants to do.
10:10It sucks, but I think we have to respect it.
10:12I can't believe you knew.
10:13Why didn't you tell me?
10:15She asked me to get her affairs in order.
10:17So I did.
10:18And she asked you to go with her.
10:20So I think if you can, you should.
10:24Then try and make it a good trip.
10:25A good trip?
10:26How can a suicide-themed vacation be good?
10:28She's going to die.
10:30We're all going to die.
10:32The whole point is to try and enjoy the time we have together.
10:36She's not dead yet, and neither are you.
10:38What if I just chloroform her on the plane and reroute it to Johns Hopkins?
10:41She basically did the same thing to me in Singapore, so there's a precedent.
10:44Look, Ava, it's her body, her choice.
10:48How dare you turn that around on me?
10:50I'm sorry, but I think if you go, at least she won't be facing this alone.
11:02I don't think I can.
11:08Yeah, I understand that too.
11:14I've just got...
11:28Anybody here?
12:00What's up?
12:01Hey.
12:02We need to talk.
12:12Miss Dance?
12:14We're ready to go.
12:20I'll come to Europe, but please don't kill yourself.
12:24I'm going to kill myself.
12:26Okay, I'll still come.
12:29Should I give you two in a second?
12:31No, we're ready.
12:32But you have to do hard drugs with me.
12:34Probably Molly.
12:37Okay, sweetie.
12:38We could do an eight ball.
12:40If that makes you feel better.
12:55Excusez-moi.
12:55Bonjour.
12:56Where are the riddle card at?
12:57Straight down, on your left.
12:59Oh.
13:00We're renting a car in Paris?
13:03Oh, someone's become a snob.
13:05Yes, we're renting a car in Paris.
13:08Someone needs to learn how to drive a ste...
13:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:11Debra, Debra, I...
13:12No.
13:13Eddie, no!
13:14No, you're doing great.
13:16Okay, okay!
13:17Depressed, look at me.
13:18Gosh, gosh, gosh.
13:19Why are you trying to teach me French?
13:20You're trying to teach me a car!
13:22Ah!
13:24What?
13:25Why did you bring me to the biggest round of all in the city, Debra?
13:29Enough money!
13:30Just keep doing me.
13:33Ah!
13:34You want to kill yourself.
13:36I want to land.
13:37Ah-ha!
13:38Help!
13:39Ah-ha!
13:39Help!
13:40It's in here!
13:41Why am I in the rough draft of a car?
13:43Ha-ha!
13:51Oh.
13:55I told you.
13:56God.
13:57Okay, you're right.
13:58I never have had real bread until now.
14:00You're welcome.
14:01That is so crazy.
14:02I literally...
14:03Don't have to fit in your mouth.
14:05Sorry.
14:13This music is for your face.
14:18The other box is for your neck.
14:19Different cream for face and neck?
14:21What are you gonna do without me?
14:23Okay, and this third thing, you're gonna have to squeeze that into a toothpaste tube before
14:26you get on the plane, because it's illegal in the States.
14:28Oh, it's been some starry, starry night.
14:32Van Gogh is toxic.
14:35Cutting your ear off and sending it to someone
14:37is so anti-consent I cannot even imagine it.
14:39It's like she said no.
14:41She said no. You're sending ear?
14:43He was not well.
14:45Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
14:47Can you please go on that, please?
14:48It's my dying wish.
14:51You're dying and it's my wish.
14:53Oh, my God.
14:53Come on!
14:54Woo!
14:58Hey!
15:00Woo!
15:11I'm awake. Sorry.
15:15Anywhere. Yeah.
15:21What we're doing here is considered works?
15:24Yeah.
15:25Fantastic!
15:32Michael, we need to talk to you.
15:34Yeah.
15:34I'm about to deliver the keynote address to the entire company.
15:37What?
15:38We know you've been selling the voice and likeness of deceased clients
15:40to AI companies without the family's consent and keeping the money.
15:44Me?
15:44Yeah.
15:45I ran into Gene Altman's widow at the pickleball club and it tipped me off.
15:48And I started digging.
15:49Jimmy tracked down over $10 million that you billed and kept for yourself.
15:53Not only were you stealing from the client's families, you were stealing from Latitude!
15:57Clear, clear.
15:58Oh.
15:59Okay.
15:59Well, I'll just call the board.
16:00I'm sure they'll understand.
16:01Put it on speaker, Jenny.
16:02I want to hear them.
16:03Great. Stop.
16:04Don't touch his phone.
16:05It's new.
16:07How much do you want?
16:08No money.
16:10We want the one thing that means something.
16:12The Schaefer name.
16:13Remember?
16:14You said that the other day.
16:16We want Latitude.
16:17Ha!
16:18Step down and hand over the reins to the children of the founders.
16:21You're fired.
16:22You see, now you are a disgruntled former employee with a chip on his shoulder and no proof.
16:29Well, you probably shouldn't have put in the mailroom.
16:32Because it gave me a lot of access to invoices.
16:34And way too much access to the entire billing department, really.
16:40What do you want your legacy to be?
16:42A disgraced manager who can't even show his face in Mr. Chow for fear of seeing an angry widow?
16:47Or an all-time great who retired when his career peaked?
16:51So you can either accept our terms or we will be going public with your stinky behavior.
16:58You want the company?
17:00Yeah.
17:01Well, fuck it. It's yours. Take it.
17:03Yeah, I mean, the whole industry is going into shitter anyway. I mean, that's why I had to do all
17:07of this.
17:08You have three homes.
17:09Yeah.
17:10And you know what the monthly carry is and all that shit?
17:12Then unload one, you greedy fucker.
17:14You know what? I am so sick of listening to your socialist bullshit.
17:18You aren't in ten, Mr. Schaefer.
17:19Oh, great!
17:21You think if I sign a little piece of paper that it's suddenly going to make you the big boss?
17:24You think those people are going to respect you?
17:26Well, they don't. They never have. They never will.
17:29Ten minutes, huh?
17:30These two are going to speak.
17:31Wait, we don't need to speak, actually.
17:33We can email them.
17:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you buy the horns, you get the bull.
17:38Sir, I only have one other headset.
17:39Doesn't matter. They barely have one functioning brain between the two of them.
17:54Now, I might as well get right to it.
17:56This year's keynote will be a bit different.
18:01It's going to be shocking to some of you, but I'm stepping down.
18:06What?
18:07The time is right, and the future of this company will be in the hands of my successors.
18:15You all know them well.
18:17My spirited daughter, Kayla Schaefer, and her unrelenting business partner, Jimmy Lesac, Jr.
18:24So, I'm sure that you will be in great hands with these two kids at the helm in our constricting
18:34industry. Good luck.
18:38Hello, Latitude! How are we doing tonight? New air loading!
18:44Is this a fucking joke?
18:46Seriously?
18:47How the fuck are we going to survive with these two idiots in charge?
18:50By...
18:51By doing good work.
18:53Gay!
18:54Oh, my God.
18:55Fuck this. We're going to Mosaic.
18:58Okay.
18:59I'll have to go on my sideburn.
19:00You know what? Anybody else who thinks doing good work is gay can just leave.
19:07Seriously?
19:08Jesus Christ.
19:09Oh, okay. Come on.
19:11Get the fuck out of here! Go suck my dad's dick!
19:14We don't need employees, okay?
19:16We do. We do.
19:17And you know what?
19:18Michael's right.
19:19This industry is constricting, okay?
19:21Our business is changing faster than a...
19:23Cougar!
19:25Sure.
19:26Our business is changing faster than a cougar.
19:30And we need to change, too.
19:32You know, we probably can't have sugar fish for lunch anymore.
19:36Really? It's just sushi.
19:37Guys.
19:38We can have sugar fish Fridays.
19:39No, we can't have sugar fish Fridays.
19:41We can have sugar fish Tuesday.
19:42It's not about the day of the week.
19:43It's about not having sugar fish.
19:44It's so expensive.
19:45We will get a whole foods platter of sushi once a month.
19:47Fine. We're going to get a whole foods platter.
19:49Once a month, guys.
19:51And if that makes you want to leave, you can go.
19:53But you should stay if you want to get back to doing the thing that got you into this business
19:58in the first place.
20:00Representing artists and helping them to do great work.
20:03Because even in an ever-changing world, there's one thing that won't change.
20:07And that's people wanting great stories.
20:11But guess what?
20:11We get to find those storytellers and empower them.
20:16So if that sounds good to you, then you should stay and be a part of the new mid-sized
20:23latitude.
20:28Yes.
20:30Yes!
20:33Yeah!
20:35Okay!
20:37Okay!
20:45Let me cross her!
20:47No, no, no.
20:48Don't cross her.
20:49Kayla, don't cross her.
20:50Kayla, don't cross her.
20:50They want me to!
20:53This flea market is my favorite place in the world.
20:55We'll do one big circuit.
20:56And then we'll circle back around and look at things with interest.
20:58But just stay cool.
20:59You don't show too much enthusiasm for anything.
21:02Not to worry.
21:03I'm not really an antiques guy.
21:06These are not really antiques.
21:08These are all works of art.
21:10And every object of the story.
21:11And not even you are your most cynical, lowest serotonin mourning to resist their magic.
21:17Okay.
21:18I feel like I'm about to meet the teapot from Beauty and the Beast.
21:22Oh, God.
21:22These are fabulous.
21:23Look, look.
21:24Are those not fabulous?
21:25That is so you.
21:26No, but I don't have pierced ears.
21:27I can't really.
21:28What do you mean you don't have pierced ears?
21:29You know I don't have that.
21:30I have virgin ear lobes.
21:32Piercing ears is barbaric.
21:35Oh, that's cool.
21:37Oh, that's beautiful.
21:39It's a bridal box, I think.
21:40That's how much it is.
21:42I don't know.
21:45I don't know.
21:46I don't know.
21:57Look.
21:58I've just got an opening offer.
22:00An opening offer is never final.
22:02This is standard.
22:03It's for the fun.
22:04They just stay calm and emotional.
22:07Offer in half.
22:08800.
22:09Are you prepared to spare?
22:14800?
22:14No, no, no, no.
22:16Cette boîte, c'est fin du huitième.
22:17La ferronnerie a été entièrement travaillée à la main.
22:211400.
22:23No, no, sorry.
22:25I can't do it.
22:26No, it's too much.
22:27Just do that part.
22:28We can't do it.
22:29It's too much.
22:29Thank you so much.
22:30Sorry.
22:31Sorry.
22:32So sorry.
22:35I'll just wait.
22:38I can't do it.
22:38Okay, okay, okay.
22:40One thousand.
22:42It's a deal.
22:43All right.
22:46It's very good.
22:56My salt and pepper shakers.
22:59Yeah, see, the cross swords on the bottom, that's their signature.
23:03These are probably 18th century.
23:05There are 400 for the pair.
23:08That's actually a very good price.
23:10You should get them.
23:15Not today.
23:19You're welcome.
23:35This is insane.
23:37I cannot believe you bought out the Louvre.
23:39Private viewing was the only option.
23:41I'm dying soon.
23:42I'll tell you one thing I'm not doing, waiting in line.
23:44Well, perhaps waiting in line is the most human experience of all.
23:48And that's the most important.
23:50You know, here's some advice.
23:52After I'm gone, stop saying stuff about it.
23:55We'll consider it.
23:57Hello, nurse.
23:59Look at that, guys.
23:59Come on, Bob.
24:00Oh, Jesus.
24:01Sorry.
24:16I'm sorry.
24:18She's kind of mid, no?
24:20The Mona Lisa is mid...
24:22No disrespect.
24:23I mean, it's way better than I could do.
24:25I'm just saying.
24:25I don't totally get how she became, like, that girl.
24:29You know?
24:30I defy you to find anything more beguiling anywhere else in Paris.
24:37Lady, what beguiles me would make you sick.
24:41Oh!
24:42I'd wear that.
24:44Going out top right there.
24:45Just her.
24:46See?
24:47Oh!
24:47She has rosacea.
24:49So does she.
24:50That's what I look like.
24:52No question about it.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55Okay, I love this.
24:57When two busted people are in love, it's extra romantic, if you know it's real.
25:01She loves her freaky-ass man for who he is.
25:05This was painted by Judith Leicester.
25:07She signed it there.
25:08J-L.
25:11But it was attributed to Franz Halt.
25:14And she went along with it, because she knew that it would only be judged on its merit
25:17if people thought it were painted by a man.
25:20Hmm.
25:25Did you ever think about how your comedy would have been judged differently if you weren't a woman?
25:30Sure.
25:31Sometimes.
25:33But I still did it, you know?
25:36I had the courage.
25:38Even if I had to be a female comedian.
25:42Yeah.
25:45Okay.
25:47Should we head to the hotel for some disco naps?
25:49Why do we need a nap?
25:50Because we're going out dancing tonight, Miss Thing, remember?
25:53Oh, yeah.
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:54And, uh, I get to dress ya.
25:56What?
25:57Yeah.
25:58That wasn't part of the deal!
25:59It is now.
26:00No, no.
26:01Oh!
26:08Here we go again, my love
26:12You've got so much time to spend
26:16You want me to stay a while, stay a while
26:21To be in a moment with you
26:25I was just thinking about what the dance floor
26:28I was just thinking about what the dance floor
26:34Finally my heart slipped
26:38Finally I found something new
26:42What if the moment didn't stick
26:46Would I be spending no more time with you, no
26:51I was just thinking about what the dance floor
26:54I was just thinking about what the dance floor
26:58Moments, these moments with you
27:03I was just thinking about what the dance floor
27:13Now this is pretty beguiling
27:20Yeah
27:22Right there is where Marana's when I got her head chopped off
27:26Cool
27:28That's gonna hurt
27:31Definitely
27:33Time for me to go sleep
27:34Good night
28:03You're up early.
28:04Yeah, I didn't sleep.
28:06You know, Kelly Ripa's day is done and yours hasn't started.
28:09You're in trouble.
28:12What's all that?
28:14Oh, you know, I didn't think a hotel this luxurious that caters to generational wealth
28:18would even have a business center for the toiling toilet area.
28:21But it's actually quite nice.
28:22And the printer's fast.
28:24Cool.
28:25So, I've been doing research, and there have been a lot of advancements in the last two years alone in
28:32treatment.
28:33Anna, I told you I'm not doing that.
28:37Yeah, well, there are some interesting clinical trials on some new experimental drugs that I think...
28:41Oh, my God, clinical trials.
28:44So they can find more off-label benefits for men.
28:47I don't want to be a guinea pig where I waste away and then my doctors come to find that
28:50the meds help 90-year-olds keep their erections.
28:53Absolutely not.
28:54Okay, well, you know, traditional treatment...
28:59For someone who's always saying, listen to women, you're having a hard time hearing me.
29:04I'm not doing treatment.
29:06That was your opening offer.
29:08Opening offer is never final.
29:10Hmm.
29:11How about this?
29:12You do three rounds of treatment, see how you feel, see how it progresses, and then, if the results aren't
29:17positive, you can stop.
29:18No.
29:21Okay, one round of treatment, just to see how you feel.
29:24That's the thing.
29:25I feel good right now.
29:28I feel fine.
29:29I don't feel sick, and I don't want to.
29:32It's the medicine that makes you feel sick.
29:35Well, yeah, but it's not the same for everybody.
29:39And don't knock until you try it.
29:42It's not some exotic food, or some new sex position.
29:47I don't want to get weak.
29:49I don't want to lose my hair.
29:50You wear a wig already.
29:52They sell it at Halloween stores.
29:54I don't want to waste away.
29:55I don't want to be remembered like that.
29:57You won't be remembered like that.
30:01I won't remember you like that.
30:06My friend Gino, who's making dinner, he was so funny, so full of life.
30:15Guess what?
30:16I don't remember him like that.
30:18I can't get the image of him being sick out of my head.
30:21That's different.
30:23Even with traditional intervention, the survival rate is 40%.
30:27You are a fighter.
30:28If anyone can beat this, it's you.
30:30I'm tired of fighting.
30:36This is what I want.
30:39Of course it is.
30:42Everything's about you.
30:44You know, there are a lot of people that you should be thinking about right now, besides yourself.
30:48Yeah, but honey, please don't...
30:49No, you, please!
30:57Please, please don't leave me.
31:00Please.
31:02I am sorry.
31:07Okay.
31:11Please.
31:16Please.
31:18Please.
31:37He's uptight
31:39He don't know nothing to do
31:44He ain't cheap
31:46He just can't afford to
31:51She don't mind
31:53He's a really, really
31:55Anything for you
32:05Every day
32:06He's trying to get by
32:11No time to cry
32:13No he can't afford to
32:17And she goes
32:20Through it all
32:22Really bad
32:23Anything for you
32:31It's what you call
32:33Chula, chula, chula, chula
32:46Chula, chula, chula, chula
33:04Chula, chula
33:20I hate this
33:27And I'll support you
33:35Thank you
33:41How am I going to do it without you?
33:47You'll be okay
33:49You're a big, brave girl
33:55Oh
33:57Speaking of big
33:58I have to show you something
34:04What?
34:07What?
34:10Your hand
34:10Your hands are bigger than mine?
34:12Mm-hmm
34:13Are you kidding me this entire time?
34:16Are you kidding me?
34:17Debra
34:18I can't believe you never noticed
34:24They're much bigger than mine
34:27They are much bigger
34:29God damn it
34:31I considered hand reduction surgery
34:33That was a good one
34:36I knew they were normal
34:41Hi, Michelle
34:42Hey, good to see you
34:44Good morning, Mr. Lusak
34:46Uh, we turned over your office this weekend
34:48So, let me know if there's anything else you need
34:51Thank you, Silas
34:52And please call me Jimmy
34:53Okay
34:53And you can call me, Miss Schaefer
34:56Where's my office?
34:57Uh, you'll be taking over your dad's
34:59Follow me, Miss Schaefer
35:01Oh, Randy, uh, this is your desk
35:03Fantastic
35:24Jimmy!
35:28Jimmy!
35:29Jimmy, help!
35:29What's going on?
35:30Are you okay?
35:31I really shouldn't be in there
35:32The corner office is so small
35:34They can't even breathe
35:35I think there's asbestos
35:36Something in there
35:36Like itchy
35:37And it's really like
35:38Costa Pro Bay
35:39It's the largest office in the building
35:40It's just not gonna work
35:41Plus, for our workflow
35:42I need to be able to see you
35:43And you need to be able to see me
35:44So I'll take my old desk
35:48I think you might be right
35:49I think you should take your old desk
35:51Well, where the hell am I gonna go?
35:53You have a corner office
35:54That's what I'm talking about
35:56The corner office
35:57My God, I've been in this business two years
36:00Sitting on my ass from my elbow
36:01And look at me now
36:02Corner office, baby
36:04I don't know what everybody complains about
36:06It's so hard to make it
36:07It's a cinch to make it in this business
36:09Bunch of losers
36:12Well, she's happy
36:13You're my assistant now
36:16Latitude, Kayla Schaefer
36:18President speaking
36:21Could I, um, put you on hold?
36:23Bob Litka is on the phone for you
36:27Um, okay
36:33You have Jimmy
36:35Hey Jimmy, it's Bob
36:36Hello Bob
36:37Listen, I saw your fatty Arbuckle movie at Toronto
36:40And I loved it
36:41Would you like to talk about distribution?
36:46Uh, sure
36:47Yeah, I can definitely take that to the team
36:49Oh, and your mom was fantastic in it, by the way
36:50Oh, thank you
36:51Wasn't she great?
36:52Yeah
36:53So I'll have my B.A. send something over
36:54Okay, great
36:55Well, I guess we'll talk soon
36:57Very soon!
36:58Kayla!
36:59What?
37:00So kind of mad at him
37:12So, um
37:15What are you gonna ask if you get to
37:18You know, meet your maker?
37:19My plastic surgeon?
37:21Aw, no, really
37:26In 1980, Burt Reynolds called me
37:28And I called him back
37:29But he never returned
37:31What was that about?
37:34That's what you wanna know?
37:35I pretty much have everything else figured out
37:38In fact, I think he
37:39Or she
37:40Or, you know, they, them
37:42Might have some questions for me, actually
37:45They, them?
37:46Okay
37:46Non-binary god
37:48Love
37:49Well, I meant more of an energy
37:51I don't think there's gonna be a genderfluid barista waiting for me at the pearl gate
37:55That's too bad
37:56I love a macho when I get there
38:00Hey, are you doing some of that?
38:02Yeah, yeah, go for it
38:05Wow
38:05I guess the best part of dying for a person with disordered eating is having a second croissant
38:11Actually, the best part of dying is not having to save receipts
38:14Because you know you will never get audited again
38:18Actually, I think the best part of dying is knowing how pissed people are gonna be
38:20When they realize how much money you left your dogs
38:24But the worst part of dying is that I don't get to see how my corgis decide to spend that
38:27$550,000
38:32Okay, I'm gonna run to the bathroom before we board
38:35Okay
38:35I'll be right back
38:36Okay
39:04Okay
39:06The line for our train is really crazy
39:07We gotta get going
39:08Come on
39:16Ava!
39:16Ava, wait!
39:17Just say more!
39:18Stop!
39:19Ava!
39:19Just say more!
39:20Ava!
39:20Stop!
39:20Stop!
39:21Stop!
39:21Stop!
39:22Stop!
39:23What?
39:23The worst part about dying is I can't even enjoy being bone thin
39:27That's the better joke
39:31Yeah, that is the better joke
39:32Shit
39:34What?
39:35Yeah
39:36Debra, we gotta go
39:38What?
39:41I may not have 30 years
39:45I think I have another hour
39:50What are you saying?
39:52God damn
39:56Would you help me ride it?
40:06Oh, that's what's going on
40:09Happy days
40:11Come on, get happy
40:12Are here again
40:14The skies
40:16Are here again
40:23Yeah, so she talked to Dr. Cole
40:26And she's gonna start treatment on the 21st
40:30Oh, I'm so relieved
40:32I know, me too
40:33You know
40:35I think you saved your life once
40:37So
40:38Makes sense you'd do it again
40:42Love you
40:42Gotta go, bye
40:43Are you ready?
40:45Yeah
40:47Or maybe it's
40:48I was born for this
40:50I don't eat
40:50I have a closet full of wigs
40:52I love being waited on
40:54Or, or
40:55I don't eat
40:55I have a closet full of wigs
40:57And I love experimenting with injectables
40:58Or, or, or
41:00I don't eat
41:02I have a closet full of wigs
41:03And I love attention
41:04We're heading across the river
41:07Soon your cares will all be gone
41:11There'll be no more
41:15From now on
41:18From now on
41:22Walk in the car
41:24And just get happy
41:27I hear
41:28You better change
41:31The skies
41:32Of the rock
41:34And the air
41:36Shout
41:36Hallelujah
41:38So let's sing a song
41:40And just get happy
41:42I'll be here
41:43Happy time
41:45Happy time
41:47Happy night
41:48Happy night
41:50Happy day
41:52I'm here
41:57Again
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