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Make That Season 1 Episode 1
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00:01My name's Mick, Mick Hall, and I live here in Sherborne Dale.
00:10I've been working at the print shop for a long time now.
00:14My dad ran it before.
00:17Now Gordon and Amy are in charge.
00:23We get along great.
00:26This is my bestie, Isaac.
00:28He's a bit of a lad.
00:29We dream of co-owning a car.
00:34Still living with mum at the moment.
00:36But you know I try to keep busy.
00:43Love my drinks.
00:48And yeah, I've never told anyone this.
00:51But I have an idea for a movie.
00:54What if there was a movie about a man and a woman who could turn into snakes?
00:59But only one of them is a snake at a time.
01:01They're never together as two humans or as two snakes.
01:05One of them is always a snake.
01:07And they just swap around.
01:11What do you reckon?
01:12Let's make that movie.
01:37Let's make that movie.
01:38Let's make that movie.
01:48Junior inkjet technician Mick Hall is just an ordinary bloke.
01:52But he's about to receive an extraordinary surprise.
01:56Look at this.
02:02Hi, Mick.
02:03My name's Sam-
02:04Sam Camp.
02:04I know exactly who you are.
02:07You're like my favourite director.
02:09I must have seen The Funny Wedding a hundred times.
02:12The Funny Wedding.
02:14Got me saying ay-oh, ay-oh.
02:16I'm finally alive, say.
02:19That was a long time ago.
02:22Besides, I'm more interested in your movie.
02:25What are you doing?
02:26Don't do that.
02:31He's on the ground.
02:34I dragged Mick back to the Make That Movie headquarters.
02:37My team were eager to hear his bulletproof idea.
02:45So, there's a man and a woman?
02:49Yes.
02:52Sorry, I've never had this many people look at me at the same time.
02:56You're doing great.
02:58They transform.
03:01When one of them's a human, the other one's a snake and vice versa.
03:04What is their relationship?
03:08Was it inspired by you and your mum?
03:12No way, man!
03:14I was sort of hoping that the woman could be really very sexy.
03:18So they are in fact lovers?
03:20Yes, please.
03:23How raunchy do you want to go?
03:24I'd just like to introduce-
03:27Don't worry.
03:28We'll whip up as many x-rated sexual penetration fuck moments as we can.
03:32Real snakes as well, yeah?
03:34What?
03:36Mick, we have to steer clear of CGI.
03:38It takes you out of the story.
03:40We'll be using real snakes.
03:42Sorry, how many snakes are there going to be on set?
03:44We'll need a lot of options.
03:46Plus we'll need backup snakes.
03:47Potentially we get one really long one.
03:50And then we could just cut off however many we need.
03:52Yeah, I don't know if it would be allowed but I wouldn't mind seeing a chase sequence.
03:57Ooh, someone chasing after them.
03:58Maybe a detective?
04:01A detective would be...
04:04I'm speechless.
04:06Great!
04:07Mick, leave it with us.
04:08You're off to stay at a luxury hotel in the Jumeirah Islands.
04:12The next time we see you, we'll be at the premiere of your very own movie.
04:17How do you feel right now?
04:21Where are the Jumeirah Islands?
04:24They're in the United Arab Emirates.
04:34As Mick departed on his first ever flight, we got to work.
04:38Jess began eyeing up some special guest stars of the forked tongue variety.
04:42Okay, can we see Diablo and Zero?
04:46Is Bathsheba still available?
04:48Oh, yeah.
04:49It's just so hard to choose without seeing them in action.
04:51Is there any way we could get like a sample bucket?
04:54We need them today, thank you.
04:56God, I haven't done a snake picture for yonks, not since.
05:01Well, big hiss.
05:03Big hiss?
05:04I didn't know you worked on that.
05:06Agent at the time got my name taken off it.
05:08All a bit hot.
05:10Yeah, didn't an actor nearly die?
05:12A couple of people died.
05:15Great soundtrack.
05:16It was time to transform Sherban Prince into a secret underground lair.
05:21Hey, Mr Campbell, are you sure you want us to be the main characters?
05:26Yeah, we're mostly used to printing out pamphlets for companies and events.
05:30Wouldn't it be better with proper actors portraying the snake switches?
05:34We have fallen head over heels in love with Sherbandale.
05:38These people!
05:40This place!
05:42I mean, look at this guy.
05:48He's like an actual detective.
05:50But we haven't had any formal acting training.
05:53What do we do with our eyes?
05:55Just keep him still.
05:56Winnie!
05:57Is this all gonna be a problem?
05:59Oh, might be in the way.
06:01Sam.
06:02No, it should be fine.
06:12Can I get some levels?
06:14Sorry?
06:15Do you want to say one of your lines?
06:16Um, at midnight we infiltrate the National Natural History Museum.
06:22Yeah, that sounded great.
06:23Really?
06:25You actually loved it?
06:26I'm Sebastian.
06:27Oh.
06:33Yeah, he's the intimacy coordinator.
06:35You've gotta tell people that.
06:36You can't just be sideline up to them.
06:37Yeah, I'm really looking forward to this.
06:39I'm gonna make you guys comfortable with each other's bodies.
06:42Oh, we've been married for 10 years.
06:44Yeah.
06:45I'll work very closely with the both of you.
06:47I've got a lot of diagrams.
06:50Oh.
06:52Why are you wearing gloves?
06:54Hey.
06:55I heard that.
06:57Yeah, he's a family friend.
06:59We get a lot of money from his parents.
07:01Action!
07:03At midnight,
07:06we infiltrate the Natural History Museum
07:09and steal that ceremonial serpent fang.
07:14I'm feeling pretty G'd up.
07:17Same.
07:18I'm so pumped.
07:19But I'm a bit worried about that ancient curse.
07:22Will you relax, Mama?
07:24That's just folklore.
07:26I hate folklore.
07:28Soon,
07:29we'll be extremely wealthy.
07:32And we will start an orphanage.
07:34I thought you were done with orphanages.
07:38Only orphanages that aren't run properly.
07:40Hey.
07:42Come here, Mama.
07:47Sorry, I just wanted to print my CV off.
07:50Who are you?
07:51We're in the middle of a scene here.
07:53Are you guys filming something?
07:54I am done.
07:56It's all right.
07:57Gordon.
07:58Use this.
07:59What's it for? Is it Marvel?
08:01It's an original idea, actually.
08:04It's about people who transform into snakes.
08:06We're using practical effects.
08:08So if one's a snake,
08:09the other one is a human
08:11and they're trying to get back.
08:11They take turns.
08:12They swap.
08:13Should I come back in a bit, or...?
08:16Get him off my goddamn set!
08:17Get out! Don't come back!
08:18Free and professional!
08:20Go!
08:20You should be ashamed of yourself,
08:22you disgusting pig.
08:24First position.
08:25Sorry about that, guys.
08:26Action!
08:28At midnight, we're in...
08:31What did I just say, dickhead?
08:33I'm not a dickhead.
08:35We need her back on Thursday, alright?
08:40Snakes.
08:45While we checked if the snakes were poisonous,
08:47Lucky Mick was relaxing in paradise.
08:54I had a massage earlier.
09:00Hello.
09:01Hi.
09:03I can't wait to see what they're cooking up back home.
09:13What are we doing with, um, muesli bar wrappers?
09:17I'll just take it.
09:18This bloke, the detective,
09:20he looks sensational.
09:22I know, right?
09:24He oozes with gravitas.
09:26I walk in,
09:28I see there's nothing on the plinth,
09:30and say,
09:31please, God,
09:33you mustn't do this to me.
09:36That's it.
09:40I think we're ready.
09:42Come on, people.
09:42Let's roll on this.
09:44Action!
09:57How was that?
10:00Yeah.
10:01I think we could probably do it again.
10:04You walk in,
10:06you see the plinth,
10:07notice the plinth,
10:09say your line.
10:10Gotcha.
10:15Oh, my God.
10:18Go, go, go, go, go!
10:22Anything?
10:24I feel like you're really charging the camera there, Isaac.
10:27Yeah, it's not easy, is it?
10:30If I could just offer up one of my little tricks.
10:34Something I find helpful is to evoke a very fucked up childhood memory,
10:41and let it just marinate into the performance.
10:47I'll give her a go.
10:56No!
10:59What's wrong with you?
11:04Let's go again.
11:12Okay.
11:13Whoa.
11:15You okay?
11:16Yeah.
11:17Little one, give me the strength.
11:19Please.
11:23Do you keep doing it?
11:25I could maybe try it with an evil New York accent.
11:29That's not a bad idea.
11:32Hey, would you be upset if I told you that you're too difficult to work with?
11:35And that as much as it breaks my heart, we're gonna need to recast the role?
11:39No.
11:40I'd be alright.
11:42You're a good mate.
11:44You're a trooper.
11:44You're a real trooper.
11:45Isn't he a trooper?
11:46You're a rock star.
11:47Total rock star.
11:49Bye.
11:50Thank you so much.
11:56Eliminated.
11:57We'd lost our detective, and these would be big shoes to fill.
12:01Every movie needs to contain at least one detective.
12:04We were forced to split up to find a last-minute replacement.
12:10We need you to start a movie!
12:13No, thank you.
12:14You've got two!
12:16No, I don't.
12:17Please, take one for the team!
12:18Oh, shit!
12:21Hey!
12:22What are your measurements?
12:24Have you ever fired a gun?
12:27Has anyone here fired a gun?
12:32Having a nice night?
12:34It's about to get even nicer.
12:37You're about to get famous.
12:39We're done for!
12:40We're done for!
12:44No, Winnie, we can't give up.
12:46Maybe we should go into people's houses.
12:47What's that?
12:53Jam or something?
12:55I always thought that was part of your head.
13:01Mmm, some sort of food.
13:04Okay, I have a lot of questions about that.
13:06But we need to focus up.
13:08Let's get this show on the road!
13:12The next morning, I was becoming a little bit frustrated.
13:15Pat, talk to me.
13:16I asked everyone at the hospital.
13:18There's just no luck.
13:21Am I having a panic attack?
13:22I hope not.
13:23It's these townsfolk.
13:25They're so stupid.
13:26They don't know the first thing about loyalty.
13:28This place is a hole.
13:30Imagine living here.
13:31Could you do it?
13:33I'd kill myself.
13:35No, the part. The detective.
13:37Couldn't you do it?
13:41You want me to do acting?
13:43Why? Why ask that?
13:45Do you want me to choke you?
13:46What are you talking about?
13:47Sebastian. The sequel.
13:50Oh yeah.
13:52Funny Wedding 2. The funny moon.
13:53You got me saying, ay-oh, ay-oh.
13:56I'm finally alive.
13:58I'm gonna choke you.
13:59I have the right to make mistakes.
14:01I have the right to be myself.
14:02I'm gonna choke you.
14:03I'm gonna get you.
14:04I'm gonna drown you.
14:12Sebastian.
14:13Why?
14:16I knew this would happen.
14:18Mick's gonna be devastated.
14:20Serves me right for trying to help someone for once and...
14:23My life.
14:47Okay, he's just passing through, but he liked the sound of it.
14:50There are stipulations.
14:52He wants to wear his own clothes and he doesn't speak any English.
14:54But yeah, he'll do it.
14:56Tommy's the answer to our every prayer.
14:58He saved my life.
14:59Let's get to work.
15:01Help!
15:02Help!
15:03There's always one, and it's always you.
15:06Get it off.
15:07Hold on, what do we do again?
15:09Leave it on until it's done.
15:11Then you yank it off very quickly.
15:12Until it's done what?
15:13I'd get it off ASAP.
15:15I mean, you don't want that on your chin.
15:17Yeah, up to you really, but I'd yank it off immediately.
15:21So what's the overall consensus?
15:24We probably should just do the snakes in CGI.
15:26It's come a long way.
15:28Well, I did it.
15:31So yeah.
15:32Good to see you.
15:33Thanks for coming down.
15:40Hey.
15:42Mr. Tucker, Mr. Tucker.
15:44Sorry, would you mind signing this?
15:46I thought all this stuff had been destroyed.
15:49I've seen everything you've ever made.
15:50It's an honor to meet you.
15:52Oh, thank you so much.
15:57Is that you?
15:59Yeah.
16:03Finally, our guest of honor.
16:06He's here.
16:07Our prince had arrived.
16:10And he wasn't alone.
16:12Welcome home.
16:15This is Lexi.
16:16We met at the hotel.
16:18She wanted to come along as well, if that's all right.
16:19Hello.
16:21You know, this might be the toughest challenge my team has ever faced.
16:25You came to us with nothing.
16:27You dared me the triumph over the impossible.
16:30Mick Hall, the moment has arrived.
16:33Are you ready to see your idea in the form of a movie?
16:37Yes.
16:38I think so.
16:39Can I get you anything?
16:41Would you like some popcorn?
16:42No, no.
16:42We had some lasagna in the car.
16:44Okay.
16:44Far out.
16:56At midnight, we infiltrate the Natural History Museum and steal that ceremonial serpent fang.
17:11Maybe you're right.
17:13It is glowing a fair bit.
17:19Could be cursed after all.
17:22Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
17:25We've been planning this for ages and we've come all this way.
17:28Hey.
17:29Same time.
17:38No!
17:43No!
17:45No!
17:48No!
17:50No!
17:51No!
17:52No!
17:52No!
17:53No!
17:54No!
17:54No!
17:55No!
18:01I suppose you want to throw us in prison.
18:04haven't we suffered enough no no quiero detenerlos estoy intentando ayudarlos
18:12he hablado con una cientÃfica fantástica
18:16what do you mean you've been in contact with a scientist who can help us out
18:20i can't do it a full reversal no way my machine isn't powerful enough
18:36do you have any idea what it's been like seeing the man i fell in love with on the ground
18:43on his belly there must be a way could maybe get away with an operation
18:56so you're both half and half it's the best i can do i'm afraid
19:02you mean snake human hybrids
19:10i'd actually be up for that
19:28i'd like to buy a couple of orphans please
19:32of course
19:38we just got some new ones in
19:43great
19:43hey
20:28It's not really my thing.
20:58We weren't sure you were going to make it.
21:00There you have it.
21:01Everyone thought Snake Switch was interesting and things were really popping off in the foyer.
21:06Cinema will never die.
21:09I'm buzzing.
21:10Everyone's saying I crushed it.
21:12Do you think we should sell the shop and go pro?
21:14I definitely want to appear in more movies, move into the music industry side of things,
21:18my own clothing line.
21:19But ultimately, I want to open a theme park that's just for men.
21:29It was cool, wasn't it, the detective?
21:36Some people just don't belong on the screen.
21:39Some people should exist, but without any evidence.
21:43Yeah, 100%.
21:57That's what I call another happy customer.
22:01But what becomes of the director after they call cut?
22:06Hmm.
22:09Hey, the movie was a big hit.
22:11You did it.
22:13It was good, yeah.
22:14It was perfect.
22:17But it wasn't a masterpiece.
22:21Hey, did you see that email?
22:23A woman in the Midlands just had an idea.
22:26Yeah?
22:26Yeah.
22:27It's about the world's smallest butler.
22:31He's the size of a cup, but he's still great at his job.
22:40What kind of cup?
22:43Hey, you.
22:44Yes, you.
22:45Have you got an idea for a movie?
22:47We're always on the hunt for new submissions.
22:49Head on over to our website and click through to the application zone.
22:55Remember, we only read ideas that are in all capital letters,
22:58and submissions must be under 10 gigabytes.
23:00This is a pretty generous size limit.
23:03Please refrain from using the website for any other purpose.
23:07Please.
23:07We did not build this website for you to transfer files or store other documents.
23:12We're still learning how to delete unwanted files.
23:15This is not the cloud.
23:17This is a serious website.
23:19It's for movie ideas.
23:28It's for movie ideas.
23:44We did not build this in allgalbildung.
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