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Parlor Room Season 2 Episode 2
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00:00So did she have to do the same thing where you have to
00:02Yeah, I knead on it like dough
00:04Yeah, like knead or like dough
00:05And hard dough
00:07I did it in the shower at first
00:08Just to feel it out
00:09I'll start doing that
00:10Do you want me to talk about how to get rid of C-section
00:11And should we talk about our C-section more?
00:13And you can actually keep all of that in
00:16This means keep, this means cut
00:18But for C-section, this means cut
00:20Yes
00:21This means keep
00:28Hi, I'm Becca Scott and welcome to Parlor Room
00:31Where we play our favorite board games with your favorite people
00:34Each episode we invite a new guest to bring a game of their choosing
00:37And some clandestine comrades
00:40To tell us about tonight's game
00:42We have the nutty professor, Raphael Chester
00:46Oh my god
00:49That is one that I hadn't heard yet
00:51We like it, we hate it
00:53No, I like it, I love it
00:54He prefers the Six Flags Man
00:59Oh my god, it is
01:01Because people can't see how much good ankle you're showing
01:04Which is really giving Six Flags
01:06That's a good ankle
01:07It's hot
01:07What game are we playing today, Raph?
01:09We're playing Codename
01:17I want to hear more about why you picked this game
01:19Even though that's very clear
01:21But first we need to know who these other bozos are
01:23They're not bozos
01:24Don't call us bozos
01:24They're comedians
01:25They're not clowns
01:26Smart comedians
01:26Thank you
01:27That do things for jokes
01:28Yeah
01:29That's going on the business card
01:30Thank you
01:31Yeah
01:32Will you help me introduce them?
01:34Yeah
01:34Okay
01:35We have Dungeon Master of D20 on a bus
01:39Katie Maravich
01:40Over here it's Hootie and the Blowfish superfan Jess Ross
01:45Hootie who?
01:48That was really good
01:50We have another Jess
01:52Villain sympathizer Jessica Clemons
01:54Yeah
01:55Ooh, booty boo
01:58Last but not least
01:59The real Rekha of Parlor Room
02:01Tao Yang
02:03Ooh, international yang of mystery
02:07Sorry, I'm going to stand up and run out of here
02:11Scootie who?
02:13So, Raph, tell us, why did you choose Codenames?
02:18I chose Codenames because it's a very popular game that everyone has played
02:22I saw it at a target
02:27Everyone has played it, everyone loves it
02:29I think it'll be a fun time
02:30I'm especially good
02:32No, you're not
02:33Yeah
02:33No, you're not
02:33I play this game all the time
02:35Oh, no, he just learned that he's dead
02:39You nailed it and I could not have said it better myself
02:41But you know what I will say now
02:43The rules
02:46In Codenames, two rival spy masters know the secret identities of 25 agents
02:52Each agent goes by a code name represented by a card with a single word on it
02:57The spy masters must tip off their team of operatives to the identities of the agents
03:03with only a single word clue accompanied by a number
03:07The clue should somehow relate to the meaning of the codename word and the number indicates how many cards the
03:13spy master is thinking of
03:15The operatives then guess which cards the spy master is referring to
03:19After each guess, the spy master reveals the agent behind the codename
03:24If it's one of their own, the team can guess again
03:27But reveal a rival agent or an innocent bystander and the turn ends
03:32Be careful with your guesses though
03:34If the assassin is revealed, your team immediately loses
03:39Otherwise, the spy team that reveals all their agents first wins the game and claims super spy success
03:45Are we all ready to play?
03:47Yes!
03:48I have a sad story associated with codenames
03:51And I'm wondering if I should tell it never or later
03:55If you win, you should tell it
03:56I'll tell it, if I win, I will tell it as a prize
03:59Oh yes
03:59For the end of the episode
04:00We're gonna end on a sad note
04:02So that's gonna be fun and something to look forward to
04:05Keep watching Parlor Room
04:08There's something very important we haven't done yet
04:10Team names
04:11Ooh
04:12Blue team, what are we feeling?
04:14We're feeling
04:15Ooh
04:15The Blue Angels
04:17I don't feel like Angels fits me
04:19I feel like I'm sort of a bad girl
04:22You're bad today
04:22What about Bloomingdale?
04:24Bloomingdale
04:24We should be B-L-U-E
04:26Right
04:28Mingdale
04:28I like that, I like that
04:30So what about red team?
04:32I was trying to think of something like Salt and Peppa
04:33But it doesn't work with Raph's name
04:35Salt, Peppa, and Spinderella, and Raffarella?
04:38Raffarella
04:38Oh, Raffarella
04:39Salt, Peppa, and Raffarella
04:42Wow
04:42I love it
04:44Friends
04:44Here's the game
04:46Yes
04:47Raff and I will be the first spy masters
04:50We each have eight of these clues
04:54But an extra ninth goes to the team whose color is indicated around this little chart here
05:01And that's blue
05:02So blue, we have nine clues
05:04But I'm not afraid, because you know why?
05:06I'm ready with your first clue
05:08Yes, oh my god
05:09Your clue is soccer three
05:13Soccer three
05:14Oh my god, I can't write with my little leathers
05:16I'm not touching them yet, but I think
05:18Soccer three?
05:19You know, I think my clues have never been more perfect
05:22I gotta say
05:23Stadium foot
05:24Foot stadium
05:25Foot stadium
05:27Don't touch them
05:28It could just be all three in a row
05:29I need silence
05:31I need silence
05:31Draft
05:32Oh my god
05:33This is a team game
05:35Shut up
05:36Shut up
05:37Shut up
05:37No, she has the leather gloves on
05:38I've got leather
05:39And I've got a $600 coat on
05:41Damn
05:42Okay, Bloomingdale's my ass
05:44It's us
05:44It's Katie
05:44Okay, Bloomingdale's
05:47Suck off
05:48Alright
05:48She said suck off
05:50Am I allowed to touch stadium?
05:52You agree with stadium?
05:53Yeah
05:53Yeah, you touch it
05:54I touched it
05:55Yeah, that one
05:56That's the one
05:57The blue one, you idiot
05:59I thought this was your favorite game
06:01Idiot
06:01This is my favorite game
06:03I love it
06:04Give me a little touch up here
06:05There we go
06:06Foot
06:06Pass or foot?
06:08It's gotta be foot
06:08Football?
06:09Soccer
06:09Soccer
06:10Foot
06:10I'm very confident
06:12Just go ahead and give us a third blue one
06:14Do we think pass also?
06:16Not pass as in pass the turn
06:17But pass as in
06:18What does passing have to do with soccer?
06:20You pass the ball?
06:21Oh my
06:23Suck off
06:24Suck off
06:25Here's the thing with being on a team with Katie
06:27Katie's living in a different world
06:29Listen
06:29Suck off
06:30Do we think?
06:31Is there anything else that's closer?
06:32Do pass
06:32It's definitely passed
06:33100% it's passed
06:34Just in silent prayer
06:35Wasn't even looking
06:37Way to go Bloomingdale's
06:40Wow
06:40I gotta take these bad boys off
06:42These $7,000 gloves
06:44Whoa
06:44How much money are you?
06:46I have a lot of money
06:47Yeah
06:48You try wearing the
06:50$600
06:50$7,000
06:51You go down the cost
06:52I'm gonna write down the cost of Katie's items as well
06:55I have her outfit
06:55The jacket was
06:57$600
06:57The shoes
06:58That's the one I believe
06:59The shoes are $3,000?
07:00$2,000?
07:01$2,000?
07:02Okay, I am prepared
07:04You wouldn't know it, but he's prepared
07:05I can tell
07:06You wouldn't know it
07:08Beer
07:09Beer
07:10Two
07:10Beer
07:11Two
07:12Let's write it down
07:14Okay
07:14I am very confident
07:16With Beer Two
07:17I've had plenty of beer
07:19With all of the people there
07:21And I'm absolutely confident
07:23That they will get it
07:25Draft
07:25A draft beer
07:26Yeah, that makes sense
07:27Does beer come from a well?
07:29No, that's water
07:30Water
07:30Okay
07:31But water makes beer
07:33But water does make beer
07:34A bottle
07:34Well, there's also bottle
07:36Let's look at everything
07:36There's also well
07:37There's also
07:38Shut the fuck off
07:40Suck off
07:41Suck off
07:41Suck off
07:42Okay, so we got
07:42Okay, what was the word again?
07:45Beer
07:45Beer Two
07:46Did you write it down? Beer Two
07:47Yes!
07:47Okay, so we got
07:49You said you couldn't write
07:50I can now
07:51I've removed my very expensive gloves
07:53Canada
07:53Tap the Rockies
07:55Okay, so
07:56I do think you're right
07:57When you say like draft
07:58Draft for sure
07:59Draft feels yes
08:00Should I just give her a little tap?
08:02Give her a tap
08:03I feel like bottle even more than draft
08:05I know
08:06That's what I'm thinking too
08:07No emotion from
08:07Well, Raph would have thought about that
08:09He looked at the entire board, right?
08:10He's the smartest person we know
08:11He would have thought of
08:12He's ten steps ahead
08:13He's Raffarello
08:14This is his favorite game in the world
08:16He played it a week ago
08:18And those socks are shining
08:19Okay
08:20Should we go bottle first?
08:21Bottle first
08:22Woo!
08:24Babe
08:24My king
08:25Bingo
08:25My liege
08:26I got you
08:27When you say draft
08:29I think we do it, right?
08:30I think we should do draft
08:31Beer?
08:32Okay
08:32Turkey beer
08:33And that's what I'm talking about
08:34Woo!
08:35What's turkey beer?
08:35Salt and pepper
08:36Salt and pepper
08:37Salt and pepper
08:37Salt and pepper
08:37Salt and pepper
08:37And Raffaro
08:38Let's go, baby!
08:40I came out so strong
08:41And now I need a hot second
08:43Disgusting my stuff
08:44We could do a third if we wanted to, right?
08:46That would be wild
08:47That would be crazy, but you could
08:48Oh no, we should
08:48Look at her after
08:49You definitely should not
08:52Here I go, here I go, here I go again
08:54What's my weakness?
08:55Thinking of a clue right now
08:57You got it
08:58No, you got it
08:59I have an injury
09:01You do have a big bandaid
09:02How could you take on this role for your team?
09:06Do you want to hear a sad story?
09:08Is this a different sad story?
09:09It's a different one
09:10I was making a quiche, if you can believe it
09:14You got it
09:14I cut myself on a chopper, an onion chopper
09:18Alright, we're playing
09:19We're playing now
09:21We're playing
09:21The game's back in
09:22The skin is in the quiche
09:25It's in the quiche
09:27On that note
09:28Wait, what's the movie?
09:29Sweeney Todd
09:30Your clue is
09:31Nation 2
09:32Nation 2
09:34Nation 2?
09:35Oh shit
09:36That's the hardest clue in the whole game
09:38Canada?
09:39No, wait
09:40That can't be it
09:42Sorry
09:43Washington?
09:44That's not a nation
09:45It's not a nation, but it's kind of close
09:47Hold on a second
09:48Washington could be a nation
09:50Would I normally call it a nation?
09:53No
09:53But with codenames
09:55The thing about codenames is
09:56You often have to sort of
09:58Think outside the box
09:59And sometimes that means thinking incorrectly
10:02Palm nation
10:03Turkey nation
10:04Cactus nation
10:05Queen!
10:06Queen
10:07Because the nation
10:08Queen of the nation
10:09Is what they say
10:10You're not supposed to react
10:11That was crazy
10:12That seems like we get a point, right?
10:14Sorry, I realized I was supposed to be
10:16I'm just talking to the camera
10:17It's just me and the camera
10:18That was wild
10:19Don't look at me
10:19That's crazy
10:19It was unrelated to anything you're doing
10:21It's got to be Canada
10:22Permission to touch
10:22Definitely Canada
10:23Canada
10:24Lay it on me
10:26Wait, that is your guys' color
10:27Okay
10:29Good God
10:29Covered in red
10:31Forgetting which color we are
10:32I know she wasn't supposed to
10:33But she did do a big intake of breath
10:34Is that a positive intake of breath?
10:37Or is that a negative?
10:37No, that felt a very negative intake of breath
10:39You know what it felt like?
10:40Here's what happened
10:40I think Becca
10:41This is definitely ruled
10:42I didn't mean to cheat
10:43I wasn't even listening to you
10:45I was just me and the camera
10:46Come on, it's right
10:47You said it
10:48And you didn't even pause once to say
10:51Is Turkey a country?
10:53It's a freaking country
10:54I think Becca didn't see Queen
10:56And does not want to
10:57I think that's the ambassador card or whatever
10:59Anthropology
11:00The ambassador card
11:01Yeah, the anthropology card
11:02The bluey-dales anthropology
11:04This is a fucking bald man
11:06I think it's Washington
11:07This is the Glendale Gallery, goddammit
11:09Wait, what is ambassador card?
11:11No, it's my
11:12Assassin
11:13You thought it was ambassador?
11:14Some of us just had a c-section
11:17And our brains aren't working
11:18Washington, permission to touch
11:20Permission granted
11:21Thank you
11:23Neutral, that's not bad
11:24I'm ready
11:26Yeah
11:26Say it
11:27Hey, don't rush him
11:29Don't rush him
11:31Locker
11:31Two
11:32Locker up
11:34So I gave locker two
11:36But maybe I should give it three
11:39Because of file
11:40But file doesn't
11:42It's not like a super strong connection
11:44So I think I'm just gonna stick with two
11:46Because it's safer
11:48I'm a conservative today
11:51Locker up
11:52Locker up
11:53Locker up
11:55E-mails
11:55Write it right down
11:56E-mails
11:58E-mails
11:59E-mails
12:00E-mails
12:13It's not cactus
12:14You don't put a turkey in a locker
12:15Well, I got a frozen
12:16Do you call a freezer a locker?
12:18I guess
12:18Yes, I do
12:18My family does
12:19No
12:21They do?
12:21That's how
12:22File was the other one
12:24That's rough
12:25But files are files
12:27Files are files
12:28They're not lockers
12:29You're right?
12:30You're right?
12:30You're right?
12:30Wait, what did I say?
12:31I love the way you delivered that
12:33They're different
12:34Do you think school first?
12:36Of course
12:37okay let's let's pound her pounded we said school we said what would you say code you know what else
12:45i would say if it was like file i'd be like rec record or something like your permanent record
12:51just do it hit it oh no no that's us oh wait oh yeah
12:58literally all i can look around
13:01every card is my card we're winning so i think raf was trying to tell us through like his brain
13:07to
13:07not trust jessica clemens because i was gonna say file you said code and that was right wow yes
13:12incredible and i think so we in theory could do one more but i think we did get beer and
13:17we did get
13:17we got all the beer and we got all the shot you've checked the numbers you've been given yeah i
13:22think
13:22we should leave it we're good good to pass wait why is one glove on now she has to write
13:27with the
13:28other one that's injured right with this various sense of glove this finger let's zoom in on the
13:34finger injury let's zoom on on this i just want you to know that part of my thumb is in
13:40a quiche
13:40that i ate you ate the quiche and i served it to people was it good it was good a
13:46little watery
13:47oh what ew yeah probably because your skin threw it off balance too much spinach egg water it got a
13:54little watery well the body's 70 percent water or is that the earth okay i think it might be
13:59okay i think it's both it's both man cylindrical
14:05cylindrical too can you use that in a sentence it was cylindrical
14:10cylindrical too cylindrical too could be flute could be flute could be flute could be well
14:15oh could be well classically cylindrically shaped i do think it's well and i do think
14:20it's there's a reason why becca says cylindrical not just cylinder cylindrical is a word we are so
14:27confident here's the thing nothing is it shaped like cylindrical no whip no oh no keep going sorry
14:32no heavens it could be we don't know we don't know what it looks like my my heaven is shaped
14:37a
14:38little bit like cylinders cricket no don't touch it not touch it oh my god well yes you touched it
14:44not cow cow no not cylindrical missiles could be silo yeah dance could be cylindrical but they're
14:52listen i think it's flute i feel so good about you feel more flute than well no no i didn't
14:57say
14:58cylinder i didn't say little flute it's a big it's cylindrical cylindrical i know is a word
15:05i feel very confident about that fine i think i think flute is correct though i played the flute
15:10cactus can be a little cylindrical well well go well i'm positive put a blue on there put a blue
15:16on
15:16there put a blue on there come on put a blue on there i will then flute i think we're
15:21feeling
15:21flute i think we're feeling flute shall i yes give it a little bit oh wow katie looks like you
15:29should
15:30listen it's too much it's too much here in this seat i was positive that flute was cylindrical
15:37and i i asked the viewers to talk to me about it let's start a discussion let's have a discourse
15:43about it just fyi in the future you can do any order yes you're right you're right oh my god
15:50don't say it i have just realized that i'm the dumbest woman alive stop it that's my friend you
15:57take your time this is very difficult do you have pierced ears yes i've had pierced ears the whole
16:03time what the whole day why don't we put the whole time can we fly in an airing can we
16:09fly in a piercer
16:09no they've closed they're closed all you need is a lighter and like a little needle
16:14can we get some salt water a needle let's all pierce each other let's all pierce each other
16:21i'll start let's make a pact okay let's do a pregnancy pact and a piercing pact what's the
16:26pact if we're not all pregnant by the end of the episode we're gonna get pregnant together
16:32wait i mean that goes for you at home too if you're not pregnant we're doing something wrong
16:39if code names doesn't make you horny okay raf please
16:43please say something all right okay fine okay all right don't do say the assassin all right fall
16:52it's very hard not to okay fall two oh two okay and we know they have one
17:01nation under the groove getting down they got one nation and what's the other one they got
17:06and cylindrical one cylindrical i don't think cylindrical or nation because they got washington
17:11washington is one i would have okay so fall and he was having a hard time oh turkey oh yeah
17:17right you're right like a cricket i was thinking palm but palm is like a palm tree or palm of
17:23your
17:23hand or palm oil palm oil or heart of palm fall dance where's fall oh dance dance you could go
17:30to
17:30the dance is rap thinking dance dude you are stressed
17:35ah fall too now that i'm hearing them um say their guesses fell would have been a stronger clue
17:43to link with slip and then i'm also thinking hopefully that it relates to calf but uh that's
17:51a long shot pin graph's a good code giver he's a great code giver he clearly really loves this game
17:55what are you talking about not having not sweat man whip like a whipped cream maybe for a pie but
18:01that's a bit of a stretch yeah calf your leg or your cow at the very least turkey for sure
18:07turkey
18:07for sure right did it hurt did it hurt when i fell from heaven oh oh my god wait why
18:13do you keep
18:15i think i think i'm gonna be pregnant
18:21fall we're thinking this season we're thinking warmth and food we're kind of all so horny right
18:28now the slip is coming off as da da da da da and not fall slip
18:36fall from heaven is actually pretty cool if you just gave them if i gave them that i go right
18:41that's a
18:42terrible clue i'm gonna kill you let's do turkey first let's do turkey first let's do turkey first
18:46turkey first sorry no way yes yes baby a little behind the scenes for the audience thanksgiving
18:56is coming up and my brain was going turkey food that's on me i felt like a real idiot that
19:04is
19:04so far okay no you're right we have three remaining raf i'm sorry raf don't be mad at us
19:09it was difficult it was hard it's a hard i don't know what cylindrical is is it cactus
19:15it could be missile missile duh yeah it's missile missile now you get it field
19:22two that's a really good one fence i'm saying fence immediately field two f-i-e-l-d
19:27f-i-e-l-d not like the dating app linkedin cricket it could be cricket cricket
19:32crickets live in fields fence for sure i'm a hundred thousand percent positive it's fence
19:38touch it right now oh can we do missile first or cricket first let's do missile let's do missile
19:45you're right missile touch it wow damn damn damn damn cricket or cactus a field cactus can't be in
19:54the field cactus is in the desert what are you talking about a cactus can't be in a field i
20:00believe
20:00everything you say it's not gonna be listen i am sure of it it's not heaven palm tree it's not
20:09it's gotta be cricket calf calves live in fields you idiot sorry how many they have four should we go
20:17should we play conservatively no i don't ever want no don't touch it listen it's gotta be calf
20:23because calves live in fields it's gotta be so do crickets i don't know about that crickets live in
20:28houses i had one in my house last week katie do you want to be safe or do you want
20:33to be sorry
20:34i want to be sorry don't touch it don't touch it don't touch it oh please don't touch it but
20:41do it
20:43are you sure you're not on field do it
20:50we can still get it we can still get it we have one left we needed that wait it's our
20:56turn
20:56though now right katie get up what are you doing that was bad that was we need to get three
21:05right
21:05now i know it was obviously cricket here we go no no no you need to take a deep breath
21:11i can tell
21:12you're headed towards panic attack let's all take a deep breath can we get justine on the phone
21:20justine where are you going can someone get my therapist on the phone
21:30we hired her right okay good i'm just gonna say uh desert one okay no no you have to say
21:36unlimited
21:36so we can get oh sorry desert unlimited okay desert unlimited so we know that's cactus
21:41right hit it ow what if it wasn't straight up the blue and then fall definitely slip hit her
21:49i just think it slipped like a little night oh shoot we are all just two okay we got one
21:54more
21:54we got one more i think we're looking for fall i think it's heaven or dance i don't think it's
22:00night i don't think it's palm i don't think it's file i don't think it's cricket oh this is really
22:05kind of just kind of getting us in our heads stop you're stressing me out i'm being a good girl
22:12you're being the baddest girl i have been a very well behaved woman i think we do dance
22:18damn good slam that's an innocent bystander you just picked a pigeon
22:24actually this is true i think it's the cutest in the game so we're gonna switch out the pigeon
22:28for this baby okay okay okay she's reading a book she's like so bored we are jiminy one
22:36cricket how the hell did you get that blooming dales blooming dales what was it oh no i should
22:47have said locker three i should have gave three for locker jesson plus we weren't gonna get it
22:51we were gonna get it way to go blooming dales i knew you had it the whole time i was
22:55never worried
22:55becca did a fantastic job i would work with becca again in the future becca did a great job and
23:02i love
23:03working with katie friends that all of us was the end of round one but this game is more than
23:09just
23:09one person giving clues or two it's whatever's gonna happen after our snack break
23:21Raphael please tell us about this special and strange and unique and personal snack you brought
23:26for us here on border oh yes of course this is a special snack that uh my grandfather used to
23:34make for us uh when i was little and we would be over their house uh and he'd have to
23:39feed us at
23:40some point yeah but it was but it was always a treat
23:46yeah uh they didn't necessarily have like a whole bunch of stuff in the fridge but he would uh make
23:52it really uh fun uh and make this sandwich which is a butter and sugar sandwich that he called
23:59a humdinger because it's a humdinger of a sandwich
24:04wait wait wait where's your grandfather where are you guys from uh dead no no i said i said from
24:10not currently not where you currently reside he's from louisiana okay when did he die
24:18is someone vegan yes there's a vegan one is that for this jess oh is that one for me oh
24:22yes thank
24:23you oh but you're just vegetarian you're not vegan i am just vegetarian i think i on the call
24:27things i will put like vegan vegetarian just like whatever option is there is there one with
24:31meat this is fine ham sugar and butter actually that's actually a normal thing no no not ham
24:37just butter and sugar i said this is really good honestly the amount of sugar that's on
24:42this oh you know it'd be nice if this was panini for us this is so oh that oh this
24:49should be panini
24:51this should be panini press jess he had three ingredients in his fridge i can't believe he had a panini
24:56he might have had a george foreman though he's a mousy just all the butter seeps out of it oh
25:02yeah
25:02let's get those napkins oh yeah i need a napkin there's a lot of ingredients i don't want to get
25:06anything on my also what kind of butter this butter is so thick it's a lot of butter and i'm
25:11um i'm
25:12actually gonna uh refrain i have a little anxiety when it comes to eating sandwiches
25:18are you on camera or just eating on camera i have two two retainers permanent retainers
25:24is this the sad story no oh yeah it feels like this is not the sad story i've got two
25:30permanent
25:31retainers and so i i prefer to eat privately what is that bird that you have to eat oh wow
25:36so much sugar so much sugar it's really crunchy i kind of like it do you like it yeah i
25:41haven't
25:42taken a bite of mine yet fantastic how are your teeth huh because it's just sugar right yeah well
25:48those teeth are gone now okay which one the baby teeth okay never mind yeah you know what so we
25:55shouldn't even brush kids teeth no you don't have to brush kids teeth well they have to build a
25:59habit exactly they need to build the habit it's very granular wait who are you arguing with yourself
26:06so katie yes what's your sad story my sad story is i want to know i'm saving it if the
26:12blue team
26:13wins then we get a sad story we did win we'll leave it for your confessional if we but it's
26:19actually a
26:19story that i can't tell on air because it will make the viewers leave dropout it's so sad
26:27you've talked so much about it we can't cut around secret little story that's only for me and
26:34my friends and it's a sad story i meant i meant the viewers listen keep watching she's playing it up
26:43she's getting them interesting keep watching i can't tell you no i couldn't possibly tell you
26:48each bite went better and better oh yeah there's enough sugar on this that you could like truly do a
26:53line of it
26:56you tell me if you have another favorite memory you just got sugar everywhere do i have another
27:02favorite memory about my grandfather some advice he gave you something i don't have advice but i
27:08remember when we were on a camping trip and during the oj trial and there was a dodo bird
27:13that it must have been one of the last dodo birds that we could hear calling out at night
27:19yeah and he kept pretending like the dodo bird was saying oj guilty that is that is a memory
27:27i can't eat this sandwich anymore
27:30if it tells you what i'm voting for in the oj trial
27:33your grandpa knew and i think that's the perfect place to leave our border last story
27:45we're back oh my god okay welcome back we're gonna do another round y'all and this is for all
27:53the marbles will it be a tie will it be two are we in the sad story well will we
27:59get it if it's a tie
28:00no okay we really gotta win this for the blue team or else it's gonna be an anticlimactic ending
28:07we won't have a very sad story obviously you can tell our two spy masters are deep in thought
28:13and it looks like the red team has the extra clue this time around
28:18crudite girl
28:21no i'll go in
28:22crudite four
28:24four
28:25what
28:25wait is crudite like the chopped veggies
28:28yes
28:28okay thank you i knew jess was gonna say words i didn't know
28:31the jess has come in packages you either get one really dumb one or one really smart one
28:35and jess ross is the smart one
28:36crudite crudita crudita ha ha ha
28:39plate knife can i just hit plate yeah i think you can do plate and knife right
28:44plate that's us right yes okay got it
28:47damn it that's hot joe biden put joe biden on the right
28:51hot joe biden why do we choose that one time doesn't he look like a lot of people
28:54nah
28:55i would say fastbender
28:58i'm more of a michael airbender
29:00we want to say knife
29:01yeah i'll say knife
29:02i'm more of a michael airbender
29:04knife has been selected
29:05can we get instant replay
29:06if opera got touched
29:08opera got touched
29:09yes it did but they can only select one at a time
29:12your team your captain wasn't even paying attention
29:14who's our captain
29:15this guy over here
29:17all right so now
29:19there's two left
29:20jam
29:21yeah i'm thinking jam and nut or jam and orange
29:24well it's a crudite you're chopping it
29:25oh your clue says
29:27get that pen
29:28oh it says pee pee poo poo
29:29but that was because i was testing the ink to make sure it was still hot
29:31gotta test an ink
29:32gotta test an ink
29:33uh
29:33you sit in a chair when you eat it
29:35and then moose
29:36but that's not spelled like the moose that you eat
29:37no that's mouth
29:38have you ever had a shark attack
29:41so no it is not spelled like the moose that you eat
29:44it's neither
29:45it's neither
29:49but i know you're thinking food you're thinking food and you thought yeah it's very similar
29:56you're already thinking food
29:57that was wild
29:58sorry i was um i'm on one
30:00i think we should say jam and if we hit the assassin we just play another round
30:05yeah because i don't think jess was thinking shark
30:07no and she's not thinking moose
30:09i think she was thinking moose
30:11no she was not thinking moose
30:12no i know jess i bet she also thought it was moose
30:16us jesses were gorgeous and not so smart
30:20okay so you want to say jam
30:21i'll say jam
30:22oh my god
30:24so we got okay we got one more we got one more
30:28oh she said four
30:28yes this is a tough one because it's four
30:31and that's actually frankly fucked up of jess to do so it's cheating
30:35i assume the food stuff is going to give them a problem and at least we'll get the first two
30:39and then they can use those further clues later on
30:43as long as they are able to read what the words are
30:46i couldn't even spell moose right
30:48wait you're saying orange
30:50you're probably right you're probably right
30:52orange
30:52for a crudité and orange
30:54over a nut
30:55yeah i think you're right
30:56it's over a nut
30:57over a nut i'd say or
30:59i mean three is a lot
31:01four
31:01i appreciate the fan
31:02i don't think they're gonna have a four
31:04i'll get in there
31:05so i think we're in
31:06we're
31:06huh
31:07you better put respect on our names
31:11don't you dare
31:15orange
31:16is it the assassin
31:17is it the assassin
31:20that's fine
31:21we got three
31:22i hate that guy
31:23can we switch him out
31:25no
31:25i chose it for you all
31:27in the original game
31:29they all look like him
31:30go
31:31go
31:32tennis
31:33you think i'm a spy
31:35tennis three
31:36tennis three
31:38string
31:38hold on i haven't even finished writing it
31:41racket
31:41tennis three
31:44oh my god
31:46match
31:47match
31:48tennis match
31:48match
31:49and string
31:49tennis match
31:50go ahead
31:51touch match
31:51and unless we got love in there
31:52it's gonna be string
31:53you gotta touch match
31:55okay tennis
31:56tennis
31:56why string
31:57why string
31:58i don't know
31:58i'm not familiar
31:59what else do you see
32:00i would have thought
32:01olympus
32:02you have to string your tennis racket
32:03you have to like bring it to the shop
32:05to get it restrung
32:06who would know that
32:07i'm not familiar with tennis
32:10it's not a sport that i have ever tried
32:12i honestly don't know if i've ever held a racket
32:15for me i was not aware that there were strings
32:18i would have called those wires
32:19you do have to string your tennis racket
32:21tennis back
32:22tennis screen
32:23tennis chick
32:24tennis contract
32:25that's if you're a tennis
32:26tennis chick
32:26would you call yourself a tennis chick
32:28yeah i have
32:29what
32:30my only thinking was olympus
32:32olympus
32:32the olympics
32:34the scene of america
32:36hey i love you
32:36do it
32:37okay
32:38but i will be mad at you
32:39okay never mind
32:40and i'm happy with you
32:42whoo
32:42three
32:42caught up
32:43we freaking
32:44caught up
32:45caught up
32:46so we're missing one
32:47from crudite
32:50crudite
32:51two
32:51when you say theater
32:53are you spelling it like the British one
32:55you mean theater
32:56correct
32:56i think that's an r-e
32:58instead of an e-r
32:58you're allowed to spell it
33:00regular
33:01she could be talking about film
33:03which is on the board
33:04you're not a spy
33:05theater two
33:06theater two
33:07i just want a little fun
33:09i'm putting a little pizzazz on it
33:11because i feel like
33:12the opera
33:12and film
33:13like it was art
33:15so that's what i was going for
33:17okay opera
33:19go in opera
33:20we should film for sure first right
33:21or no no no you're right opera
33:23theater
33:23you're going
33:24theater
33:24theater
33:25girl i know
33:27okay we got one
33:28theater
33:28perfect beautiful
33:29well
33:30now that's a basket
33:31and then i'm just gonna go film
33:33okay so now we have one more
33:35and i say nut
33:36get the nut
33:37nut
33:37get the nut
33:38he did a nut
33:39sorry
33:43he gave up the nut
33:45he gave up the nut
33:46stop it
33:46let me check that
33:47oh
33:48stop it
33:50speedy turns y'all
33:52look at all that red on board
33:52you've had another turn
33:53okay it's called bragging
33:55and it's not right
33:56it's not right
33:58it's not right
33:59uh mythology 2
34:01hold on i have to write that down
34:02oh olympus
34:03hell yeah
34:04mythology 2
34:05we have olympus atlantis
34:07and loch ness
34:08i feel like loch ness
34:09is a little more separated
34:11from the other two
34:11mythology
34:13tale
34:14mythology
34:15when you're telling us that
34:16when we've got olympus
34:17we've got atlantis
34:18and we've got loch ness
34:21loch ness is more of
34:22myth
34:23the myth of the loch ness
34:24no yeah loch ness is not a myth
34:25at all
34:26loch ness is fact
34:27yeah loch ness we've established
34:29so we're doing myth
34:30myth myth
34:31atlantis
34:32here's the thing
34:33maybe he didn't see atlantis
34:34he definitely saw olympus
34:36because you wanted to touch it
34:37for tennis
34:38yes he did
34:38absolutely
34:39and i would have been
34:40and you would have been
34:41happy yeah
34:41shall we
34:42should i get my little
34:43fingers in there
34:43get your little fingies up in there
34:44wiggle those fingers on over to olympus
34:47i feel very confident
34:48well done
34:49we got one
34:50well done
34:50well done
34:51and mythology
34:52now tale
34:53mythology
34:54let me sort of
34:55i like atlantis
34:56a little bit better
34:57atlantis
34:58now there's a mythology
34:59now there's a mythology
35:00i can give it
35:01we gotta touch it
35:03come on
35:04we gotta
35:05yes
35:08i just wanted to say
35:09mythology
35:09because that's atlantis
35:10that's olympus
35:11that's a perfect word
35:12nothing's better than that
35:14i actually i'm playing
35:15kind of a perfect game right now
35:16now we have one more
35:18and
35:18and we could just guess loch ness
35:20but maybe it's the
35:21just to have fun
35:22taeo and i go way back
35:23years
35:24years even
35:25he said two
35:27not three
35:27when there's loch ness on the board
35:29and he only said two
35:30maybe he's sad he didn't see it
35:32did he not see it
35:33he's got glasses on
35:34which makes me think he saw it
35:36well if we have an extra one
35:38at the end of the game
35:39we're doing it
35:40and we could win the game
35:40if we just guess something random
35:42you bet your ass it's gonna be loch ness
35:43you bet your fucking ass
35:45but i think we got it
35:46i think we got it
35:47and i think we're cool
35:48yeah
35:49let's end this
35:50we are done
35:51jess how many cards we got left on red
35:53is it three
35:54is it three
35:54three
35:55yes
35:56how many do we have
35:57we gotta do it
35:58if you say two
36:00we can get the last one
36:01we gotta do it all
36:02or you say unlimited
36:03you know what
36:03this is called cheating
36:04what's cheating
36:05no you're fine
36:06oh okay never mind
36:07wait but do you have any left over
36:09i think you got them all
36:10no we got
36:11stop looking at my notes
36:12you know they're so good
36:14so she's got to give you
36:14a new clue for all three
36:16yes
36:16oh okay
36:17one nut
36:18missing one nut
36:19one nut
36:20missing one nut
36:20no nut
36:21mythology i put one question mark
36:22because you were about to guess
36:23another one but you didn't
36:24oh
36:24but you didn't
36:26i'm keeping track of your guys's too
36:27don't worry
36:27thank you
36:28and actually let me take care of my team
36:30okay
36:30let me take care of my team
36:32that looks like real spy notes
36:33i see axes
36:33i see arrows
36:34i see arrows
36:35i see a whole
36:35there's music notes right here
36:37web of information
36:37it says pee pee poo poo
36:39stop reading that part
36:40i want to see you draw a real spy
36:42a spy
36:44do it
36:45come on
36:46highlands 2
36:47i know nothing about the highlands
36:51highlands 2
36:52we're talking about the highlands
36:54we're talking about the highlands
36:55yes
36:56go ahead
36:57no man
36:58what if that is theirs
36:59i don't think it is
37:01right there
37:02thank god katie
37:04she said 2 right
37:04thank god
37:06truly thank god
37:07well what is your guys's last one
37:08i don't know
37:10horseshoe
37:10oh shit
37:11horses
37:12oh horseshoe
37:14and jess watches a lot of tv
37:15so i'm trying to think of like
37:16if she's saying the highlands
37:18what's she going for
37:18i kind of think it's between those two
37:20i think it's between those two too
37:21horseshoe and mouse
37:23you gotta choose
37:24listen
37:25we don't have time for this
37:26i have to go to dune for dinner
37:28but your first instinct was mouse
37:30i couldn't read it
37:32i'm gonna read those instincts
37:33she thought it was moose
37:35i thought i said meese
37:36okay let's go horseshoe
37:38let's say horseshoe
37:39got it
37:40should we do our last one
37:42because they have two
37:42or no they have three
37:43we don't have another
37:44we don't have another clue
37:45no no we gotta save it
37:47as a virtual party advise you
37:48you have no other clues
37:49we have to save it
37:50i know but if tail gives them three
37:52and they get it
37:53then we lose
37:54i'll live with that
37:55we gotta save it
37:56how are we gonna win
37:57you have to get all three
37:58we're just that good katie
38:00that's actually a good point
38:01i forgot about that
38:02and just so you know
38:03if you say two
38:04i'm just gonna randomly
38:05pick shark
38:06at the end
38:06yeah we're going to shark
38:08shark week baby
38:09shark week
38:10is shark week on dropout yet
38:12do they have
38:14licensable
38:15this goes right to sam
38:16right
38:16let's get shark week
38:18echo two
38:19echo two
38:21we're definitely hitting shark
38:22echo two
38:23echo two
38:24echo two
38:25scream
38:26maybe
38:27scream could echo
38:28echo
38:29do sharks echo locate
38:31that is dolphins
38:32i know but they're similar
38:35okay
38:36echo
38:36scream and a tube
38:38and it will echo
38:39you got an echo
38:39scream tube
38:40it's an echo machine
38:42it's not a chair
38:43tail might have confused dolphins and sharks
38:46well we did say we're gonna hail mary no matter what
38:48because that's the thing about tail
38:49so we do scream and then tube and then shark
38:51i think we win
38:52two
38:53we cannot let it get back to them
38:54because they've only got one
38:55so we have to
38:56even if we pick the assassin
38:57just pick something
38:58we just have to because that's the thing
39:00we have to
39:01i'm going
39:03scream
39:04no
39:05to
39:05echo
39:06echo
39:06what is the word to
39:07echo
39:07back
39:07echoes back to you
39:09echoes comes the sound comes back
39:13that's a good point
39:15this word means nothing to me anymore
39:17should we hit scream
39:17scream
39:18because if we don't get that word
39:20totally
39:20let's at least get screamed
39:22scream
39:22okay echo
39:24we got scream
39:24echo
39:25it's either tube or it's back
39:27i know it to be true
39:28it's not mouse
39:29fuck you mouse
39:30okay go back
39:31go back
39:32go back
39:32baby got it
39:33baby got back
39:35oh my god
39:35oh
39:37okay now we have to
39:38hail mary
39:38and now we have one more
39:39our hail mary
39:40do you think it's tube
39:42or woody said echo three
39:44if it was tube
39:45and we should just go
39:46absolute shot in the dark
39:47because we have to
39:48at least try
39:49because they only have one more
39:50exactly
39:51so here's the thing
39:52it's a lose-lose situation
39:53it's a win-win
39:56it's a lose-lose situation
39:58hello
40:00it's the sound of us
40:02not having enough clues
40:04to win the game
40:07are we going shark
40:08because we love sharks
40:09i did say it
40:10but it does feel like
40:12the perfect assassin word
40:13i don't know
40:13here let's do like a
40:15let's do like a seance
40:16which feels warm
40:17hold on
40:17yeah together
40:18am i
40:19wait it's spelling something
40:23i'm your plantia
40:24that's crazy
40:25your hands are shaking
40:26over engine
40:27kitty not with your injured thumb
40:30and zoom in on this mad movie
40:32let's go engine
40:32let's go engine
40:34all right
40:35absolutely no reason
40:36she did it
40:39i thought we had it
40:41okay
40:42maybe they won't get it
40:43maybe they won't get it
40:44let's go
40:45this one kind of looks like me
40:46no it doesn't have red hair
40:48not today
40:49not spy jess
40:49yeah regular jess
40:51regular jess
40:52it's undercover jess
40:53yeah
40:53deal
40:53one
40:54deal
40:55one
40:56gotta be contract
40:57baby
40:58boom
40:59did they get it
41:01did they get it
41:06what was it tayo
41:08scientist
41:09scientist
41:09you guys were gonna get it anyways
41:12tube
41:13i was hoping that
41:14oh my god
41:14i wanted them to
41:16tube so bad
41:17i kept being like
41:17somehow it just seemed like
41:19wait i loved it
41:20no i just i just i mean like
41:22i know it has to be
41:23yeah this is
41:23it's too close
41:24the way he was here
41:25i could not think of
41:26that was hard
41:27we did an incredible job
41:28that was a strong round
41:29for both of us
41:29hell yeah
41:30i think
41:30i think
41:31we're pregnant
41:31we're pregnant
41:32we're pregnant
41:33hi
41:33congratulations
41:34i didn't bring a gift
41:36everyone here is now pregnant
41:37yes
41:37i didn't want this
41:39it's a tie
41:40so i guess we'll never hear
41:42your sad sad story
41:43does anybody else have anything
41:45sad they want to share
41:46before we end the show
41:48never
41:48i didn't really like that sandwich
41:50but that's not sad
41:51i think that's not sad
41:52i'm gonna end it happy
41:54i loved playing this
41:55with all of you
41:56thank you so much
41:57for coming to the roller room
41:58oh wait why am i talking
42:00i don't know
42:01but we'll see you
42:02next time
42:02on parlor room
42:03where strategy
42:04meets shenanigans
42:05bye bye
42:07bye
42:09can you tell us
42:10the sad story
42:11no it actually is too sad
42:13i don't think you should hear it
42:14it is legit sad
42:16in a not funny way
42:18it's a sad sad story
42:20maybe you can just tell us some of it
42:22and we can decide
42:22you really don't want to hear this story
42:24let me just say
42:25you really don't
42:26i think the audience wants to know your story
42:30should i do it for real
42:31okay
42:31the last time
42:32i saw my father
42:34alive
42:38you
42:39do it for real
42:41you
42:59you
43:00you
43:02you
43:02you
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