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Parlor Room Season 2 Episode 5
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00:00Feel free to talk shit during the intro.
00:03You're a worthless piece of trash.
00:05Oh, I believed it.
00:06I really like that.
00:07Paul's not even here to play a game.
00:09I just learned something about myself.
00:11We love an awakening.
00:12Becca just said, please talk shit.
00:15No, she didn't.
00:16Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:19Wait, try it at me, try it at me.
00:20It was ready.
00:21It was ready.
00:22You're a worthless piece of trash.
00:25You so is...
00:26It doesn't work for me.
00:27It doesn't work for me, no.
00:34Hello, I'm Becca Scott, and welcome to Parlor Room, where we play our favorite board games
00:40with your favorite people.
00:41Each episode, we invite a new guest to bring a game of their choosing and a couple of contestants
00:47to tell us about tonight's game.
00:49Don't do that.
00:49Stop it.
00:49He's been here the whole time.
00:51Stop it.
00:52Samuel Dalton Wright.
00:54Hello, Becca.
00:55Thanks so much for having me.
00:56Thank you for being here.
00:58On your show and mine.
00:59I'll take that.
01:00Because I'm a worthless piece of shit.
01:02I didn't even say that.
01:04What did you say?
01:04You took it to the next level.
01:05Trash.
01:06Sam, my friend.
01:07Tell me what game we're playing today.
01:09I'm so excited, Becca, because today we are all playing Game Changer Home Edition.
01:15Homo Edition.
01:16What?
01:17For the game, baby.
01:19Today it's game.
01:20To be clear, this is a prototype.
01:22It's a demo of the game.
01:23Some components may change.
01:25Get fancier.
01:25Get sleeker.
01:26Get smoother.
01:27Yeah.
01:28But I like this one for us.
01:29I have more questions about this game.
01:31Yes.
01:32But I'm not going to ask you right now because right now we need to introduce our friends.
01:36Can you help me?
01:37He can do a single solitary backflip.
01:40It's Demi DiGiwebe.
01:41I'm here to win, Regis.
01:43If you ask him to insult you to your face, he will not flinch.
01:46It's Paul Romolino.
01:47Normally I'm a good boy, but today I'm a bad boy.
01:51Game or gay me?
01:53It's Giovanni.
01:55I came to make friends.
01:56And last but not least, the world's most prolific maker of doll shoes, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
02:04Why are you scowling?
02:06I wonder why didn't Sam introduce me?
02:11Why didn't Sam introduce me when you were divvying up who'd be introduced?
02:15I think I know why because this man knows that I've been brought here to suffer.
02:21In this game, there's no way for you not to lose if your name is Brennan.
02:24So Sam, what is it you love the most about hosting Game Changer?
02:28Game Changer is such an opportunity for me and my lovely team to flex our creativity.
02:36And it's also an opportunity for me to channel my inner Loki, my inner mischief god.
02:43I feel like we really nailed bringing the experience of Game Changer home in a way that's both incredibly fun
02:52and incredibly playable and really captures the spirit of the show.
02:56It's a modular game, so while we're launching with these three minigames, our plan is to eventually come out with
03:02extensions and spin-offs that people can use to create their own games in a kind of infinitely swappable version
03:10of Game Changer.
03:11Because what is Game Changer if not a game that's changing all the time?
03:14If there's one thing I know about board gamers, it's we love expansions.
03:19I can't wait to buy the one year later extension where you just play the game a whole year later.
03:23The exact same words.
03:25That's right.
03:25You put them in a time capsule.
03:26In the box is a key and a lock.
03:29And if people at home are interested in getting the board game, they can check out the Kickstarter link.
03:33And let me tell you about the rewards.
03:37They're all ball related.
03:38Five dollars, I'll come to your house.
03:40Ten dollars, I'll give you a massage.
03:41Twelve dollars, I'll kiss you.
03:43You gotta adjust those numbers.
03:44One hundred dollars, he won't do any of this.
03:46Just put zeros behind it.
03:48But now, I'm gonna be a bad girl and get into some rules.
03:52Wow, you piece of crap.
03:54Classic bad girl behavior to explain rules.
04:01Game Changer Home Edition brings Game Changer off the screen and into your home.
04:06Two teams of players compete to earn points in unpredictable minigames inspired by this guy's show.
04:13We've got episodes like Bingo, Name a Number, and Sam Says.
04:18I said like as if it's a list, but it is those three currently.
04:22Each game has their own Game Changer-like twist, and the team with the most points at the end wins.
04:28We start off with Bingo.
04:30Each team gets a Bingo board and draws five cards from the deck of things.
04:35These cards will be the words that the opposing team is guessing.
04:39But before swapping cards, each team works together to fill out their Bingo board with things they think the opposing
04:45team might say while guessing the word cards.
04:48Once the Bingo boards are set, the teams swap cards and the round begins.
04:53Each team has 60 seconds to guess as many words as possible.
04:57For each word they guess correctly, they'll win one point.
05:01But while they're guessing, the other team is listening.
05:07If anyone on the opposing team says a word on their Bingo board, they get to mark the space.
05:13If they fill enough spaces, including free spaces, it's Bingo!
05:19For each correct guess, a team gets one point.
05:22For each Bingo, three points.
05:24This repeats for three rounds with new word cards and new Bingo guesses each time.
05:31We ready to play?
05:32Becky, you're very good at that.
05:36Sam.
05:36Yes.
05:37You and I are each going to draw five of these thing cards.
05:40We certainly are.
05:41Take them from the middle.
05:42We're going to head to our teams, show them our five cards, fill in our Bingo boards with words that
05:49we think the opponents will use while trying to get their teammates to guess these words.
05:54You ready?
05:55Yep.
05:55Let's do it.
05:56You want to be sure to read yours out loud.
05:57Each team now gets to look at their opponent's things card.
06:02They will then write related words that they think their opponents will use on their Bingo cards.
06:08How well do they know their opponent's vocabulary?
06:11Look at them scheme.
06:12Look at us whisper.
06:13Look at us go.
06:16Sam, your team should go first.
06:19Okay, great.
06:19Because the rules do say whoever looks the most like Sam should go first.
06:23I'm ready.
06:24Oh, I do look the most like me.
06:26The rules say whoever is the most white guy goes first.
06:30You know, because in life it's so hard for them.
06:32Yeah, that's fair.
06:35Switch the cards if you haven't already and pass Sam your team's cards.
06:41Don't look at those yet.
06:42If you think I'm cheating for some reason, you can call me out on it.
06:45What would cheating be?
06:46Hands can move, I would say, but I can't like play charades.
06:50You can't go like no gestures.
06:51You can't go like boo boo boo.
06:53Okay, no charades.
06:54Are you allowed to do voices?
06:55Are you allowed to make faces or anything?
06:57Uh, production?
06:58If it feels like cheating, it probably is.
07:01You sound like my ex-wife.
07:03The rule is, if it feels like cheating, it probably is.
07:07I think we're ready to start this 60 second timer.
07:10Oh, can we send the timer?
07:10Ready?
07:11Three, two, one.
07:15They are on my face.
07:18Glasses.
07:18Freckles.
07:19The blank effect medicine.
07:22Placebo.
07:23Yeah.
07:23On wigs on game changer.
07:25Butterflies.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Scented.
07:27Candle.
07:28Yeah.
07:28Clown rides.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Pony.
07:32A...
07:33Tricycle?
07:34Uh, one.
07:35Unicycle.
07:36Yeah.
07:37You got all five?
07:38I got all five.
07:39And look at all this.
07:39What should we do with all our extra time?
07:41Oh, I guess I'll do a little calisthenics.
07:44Keep going.
07:44Say a little calisthenics.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Try to get us to guess another word.
07:47Oh, calisthenics.
07:47Get us to guess another word.
07:49Now, we'll award points for bingos at the end, but we do get points for correct word
07:54guesses.
07:55Oh.
07:55I'm not worried.
07:56We got this.
07:57Yeah.
07:57Can I have like a pep talk Brennan speech?
08:00Right now, we are about to win this round.
08:03They will not get a single word on us.
08:05We're about to clean their fucking clocks.
08:08Okay?
08:09Are we ready?
08:10Oh, I've been born ready.
08:12And a three.
08:13And a two.
08:13And a one.
08:14Go.
08:18Barista beverage.
08:19Matcha.
08:23Medieval...
08:25Medieval siege machine.
08:28Catapult.
08:31Inebriated.
08:32Drunk.
08:35Cigarillo initiator.
08:38Cigar.
08:39Initiator.
08:41Zipper.
08:41Lighter.
08:42Wow.
08:44Hex.
08:45Spell.
08:46Unlock starter.
08:49Curse.
08:50Unlock starter.
08:52Curse.
08:53Spell.
08:54Potion.
08:54At the same time said.
08:56Witch.
08:57Charm.
08:57Sink.
08:58Jinx.
08:59Jinx.
09:00Everybody, no more words.
09:02Oh, baby.
09:03Five, five.
09:03How many did you get?
09:04Two.
09:05Two.
09:06Interesting, that's one less than us.
09:08Weird.
09:08Okay, so.
09:09This rocks.
09:10Yeah.
09:11There will be an extra X at the end of each of these rounds for whichever team got the most
09:17words correct.
09:18And that was five and five so we each get an extra X.
09:21Hell yeah.
09:22Now we can take a little peek at the boards if we want to share anything because we're going to
09:26be erasing all these words.
09:28But keeping the X's.
09:29Leaving the X's.
09:30And one extra X for each team wherever you want to put it.
09:34We got two on y'all.
09:36You fucking cucks said.
09:40Medieval.
09:41Hard right incel.
09:42Tell us.
09:43Tell us.
09:45Medieval and same.
09:47Same.
09:47Same.
09:48Remember when you were describing Jinx and you said same time?
09:51Yeah.
09:51Fuck you.
09:52Knowing that it was you going, we should have guessed inebriated and not tipsy.
09:57Yeah.
09:57But we guessed smart words for him, but now it's Demi so we'll do double.
10:01Okay.
10:02Hey.
10:02Who on your team is going to be going next?
10:04I don't know what that word you said was, but it felt mean.
10:06Uh, great.
10:07Let's grab five words for Demi and Javon.
10:10Yeah, that's a good spot.
10:10These are five things.
10:11Pick them from the high.
10:12The middle.
10:13Okay.
10:13I'm excited to fucking nail this.
10:15Okay.
10:16I'm going to flip it in three, two, one.
10:21Car.
10:24Spin.
10:25Tire.
10:26Wheel.
10:27Uh, woohoo.
10:28Donut.
10:30Uh, uh, opposable.
10:37Thumb.
10:39Damn.
10:42TV nonstop.
10:44Vid.
10:44Marathon.
10:46Uh, birthday suit.
10:49I told you.
10:51Uh, department store.
10:53Sale.
10:54Buy.
10:54Purchase.
10:55Spray.
10:55Perfume.
10:57This tea's good.
10:58We got none.
10:59We got none?
11:00You fucking cucks!
11:01Eat my fucking dick!
11:03Eat my dick!
11:04Tiavonnie's dick!
11:05Oh, are we cucks or are we eating the dicks?
11:07It seems like either we're involved or we're not involved.
11:09You're right, you're right, you're right.
11:10You cucks watch me eat Tiavonnie's dicks.
11:12Are we in the corner?
11:13That's more like it.
11:14That's what we're into.
11:16You cucks get involved.
11:17Watch me while I do it.
11:18Just stick to a consistent world, okay?
11:21Okay?
11:21Okay?
11:21Yeah!
11:23Demi.
11:23Ready?
11:24I believe in us.
11:26I'm gonna see the world through your eyes, Demi.
11:28We're inserting Demi's brain with these words.
11:29And a three!
11:30Stop doing that!
11:31And a two!
11:32And a one!
11:33Go!
11:37Machine.
11:39Automated.
11:40Ding ding.
11:42Bell?
11:43Lottery.
11:44Game.
11:46Buzzer.
11:50Help me out, there's a timer.
11:52Silver.
11:53Bell.
11:54Silver ding ding machine game.
11:56Silver ding ding machine game.
11:57Silver ding ding machine game.
11:59Pinball.
12:02Wife.
12:04Spouse.
12:05Wife.
12:06Don't say the first word again!
12:10Not.
12:11Wife.
12:11Spouse.
12:12Girlfriend.
12:13Husband.
12:14Not wife.
12:15Wife.
12:16Not wife.
12:17Girlfriend.
12:18Wife, then.
12:19Not wife.
12:20Divorce.
12:20Ex-wife.
12:20Widow.
12:25Time!
12:25Damn it!
12:28I wasn't even looking at that.
12:30Crap!
12:31How did we do, everybody?
12:33How did you get ding ding?
12:35Silver ding machine.
12:36Silver ding machine.
12:37Wife.
12:38Not wife.
12:39In terms of these words, you did fairly well.
12:41We only got one extra.
12:42Yeah.
12:42You fucking cucks.
12:44I said game.
12:46You said game.
12:47Oh.
12:48Right on my face.
12:48You incepted with what was on your face.
12:50Nice.
12:51We were trying to incept that one extra hard.
12:53Okay.
12:53I didn't even get to read three of them.
12:54You did get one additional X anywhere on your bingo board for having more correct words.
13:01Fake it.
13:01Yeah.
13:03And we got no new crossed outs.
13:06You guys were thinking I was going to do really well and that was your mistake.
13:10I loved it.
13:11And now we're on to round three.
13:14One of you will please help me with the timer.
13:16Fuck it.
13:16Oh god.
13:17Oh god.
13:18Oh god.
13:19Fuck ass.
13:21Shit ass.
13:22Don't let this throw you off.
13:23Look at this messy chaos.
13:25We thrive in zen.
13:26Drunk in his head.
13:27Zen, calm, community, companionship, camaraderie.
13:32Easy.
13:33Oneness.
13:33Okay.
13:33You ready?
13:34Hey, wait.
13:34They said it.
13:36We're all connected.
13:37We're on the same plane.
13:38You gotta stop saying words, buddy.
13:39One.
13:40Go.
13:41Say the words.
13:45Fasten, article.
13:48Zipper.
13:50Sam.
13:52Attracted.
13:57Everyone.
13:59Hot.
14:00Sexy.
14:01Handsome.
14:02Beautiful.
14:03Orientation.
14:05Oh.
14:06Bisexual.
14:09You guys.
14:11Do worse.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Moo, instrument.
14:16Cowbell.
14:17Come on.
14:18Display, fashion.
14:21Model.
14:22Runway.
14:23Catwalk.
14:23Inanimate.
14:25Model.
14:26This is bullshit.
14:27I said worse.
14:28Correct, molars.
14:31Dentist.
14:32Braces.
14:33Yes.
14:37Wow, wow, wow.
14:39We really are tremendous.
14:42Time.
14:42And you're all gonna watch as I slobber down.
14:45Enjoy your 15.
14:47I need to remember it's just a game.
14:49It's just a game.
14:49For some fucking cuckery.
14:50Just a game.
14:51And we can't even use your cuffs.
14:51I'm just a simple cuck.
14:53Cause those are proper for your fucks.
14:54I love, somewhere in the back is a producer being like,
14:56I think we're getting to the territory where we can't cut the cucks.
15:04Well, I feel thoroughly shamed.
15:06You could catch up right now.
15:08Okay.
15:09Three, two, one.
15:13Nerd documentary.
15:16Square assembly.
15:18King of Kong.
15:20Darkon.
15:21A race to complete this childhood nerd activity.
15:29Jumanji.
15:30Jumanji.
15:30You had one.
15:32We'll come back.
15:33Oh, you know, for kids.
15:36Cool-a-hoop.
15:40Communicate in the 90s on your.
15:43Landline.
15:44Phone.
15:44Beeper.
15:45What type of that?
15:46Cell phone.
15:47Yeah.
15:48But one that has two parts that open and close.
15:53A flip phone.
15:56Dress your top body with a.
16:00Shirt.
16:01Blouse.
16:01A specific.
16:02T-shirt.
16:02Top blouse.
16:05Sexually, any one of us could be one of these.
16:08Cuck.
16:09Bisexual.
16:10Queer.
16:10Has a head ornament.
16:13Time!
16:14Whoa!
16:16What do you think it was?
16:17Head ornament?
16:19Someone with a Prince Albert.
16:20A sexual thing plus an animal with a head ornament.
16:23Unicorn.
16:23Deer.
16:24There we go.
16:24You think I could be a unicorn?
16:26Yeah, you could, baby.
16:28Cuck and a unicorn in one.
16:31That's my favorite.
16:32Don't look at it.
16:33And I would have gone with the National Animal of Scotland.
16:36And we would have lost.
16:39National Animal of Scotland.
16:42That was all of our words.
16:44I felt good about three.
16:45Now, we did get more.
16:47Does that mean we get an extra X?
16:49You do.
16:50Ooh.
16:51Very easy.
16:52Disappointingly.
16:52I guess we'll get another bingo then, I guess.
16:54The cucks fail yet again.
16:56You had a straight pipe to my brain.
16:58You know what?
16:59There's something really important we've forgotten about.
17:01And that is team names.
17:02Now, obviously, you've deemed us with ours.
17:05But I like gamers.
17:06Oh, this is so clear.
17:07We're the gamers with a Y.
17:08Yeah, obviously.
17:09For sure.
17:09No, how do you think I spelled it?
17:11The gamers and the cucks.
17:12Who are we?
17:13And so, right now, there's a lower third that just is a photo of us and cuck.
17:18No, the cuck.
17:19Let's find out our scores after this round.
17:21How many bingos do you have the cucks?
17:26And the camera pants to us.
17:28Just one bingo.
17:30So we got three points for our one noble bingo, bringing us to a total of 13.
17:35How many bingos do the gamers have?
17:37We have two bingos, so I believe an additional six points.
17:42So that leaves the cucks with a healthy 13.
17:46And the gamers with 21.
17:49What's so funny?
17:50But you know what's going to really help?
17:52What are you laughing about?
17:53Giovanni's got Scrabble tiles on her face.
17:56He's been calling us cucks all day.
17:59But Brennan called him...
18:01Anyway, this makes me hungry.
18:03I'm ready for a hors d'oeuvre.
18:10If I was in a play, I would be an antlered man.
18:13Sam, what nasty little snack have you brought for us all to enjoy together today?
18:18So...
18:18And I don't mean Brennan and Jenny.
18:21Stop whispering about tacos into my ears.
18:24My rowdy little children.
18:27Now, this is a snack that I used to have all the time as a kid.
18:31We are having Nutella and cream cheese sandwiches.
18:37Oh!
18:38Do we all give lip walks?
18:40I'm okay.
18:41And your mom made them?
18:42My mom shipped them from where she lives in Portland, Maine.
18:45I'm really excited to try this.
18:47Portland, Maine, home to the International Cryptozoology Museum.
18:51Demi.
18:51Okay.
18:52It's got your name on it, Demi.
18:54A little...
18:54Bond with me!
18:55Bond, Becca.
18:57Stop yelling about bonding in my ear.
18:59They had horns because when they were cocking...
19:01He yells about cucking and bonding into my ear.
19:04Oh, wow.
19:06I'm at work!
19:07Here at Parlor Room, we make all kinds of new connections with our friends.
19:12I love this.
19:13Toast to untoasted bread.
19:15Hey, slaunchin'.
19:16Mwah!
19:18Eks makalik!
19:19Mwah!
19:22Oh, that fucks.
19:25Sam, was this your original creation?
19:27I don't think so.
19:28Maybe my mom herself, somebody created this.
19:30And I grew up thinking that they were as common as peanut butter or jelly.
19:34I don't want to put this in my daughter's lunch.
19:34So I would go over to a friend's house and be like,
19:37can I get a Nutella and cream cheese sandwiches?
19:38And other parents would look at me like I was out of my gourd.
19:41It's really good.
19:43Wait, we're all eating it.
19:44I think this is a first for Bourd'oeuvres.
19:47There's always someone who's like, hell no.
19:49It truly is like cheesecake or a sandwich.
19:51I love the tanginess.
19:53The Nutella is really the dominant flavor profile.
19:57But I don't want more of the cream cheese.
19:59The cream cheese come through a little bit, like on the end of some bites,
20:02and I think that's perfect.
20:03Sam, for the viewers at home, what's the recipe?
20:10It's as delicious and I will be finishing.
20:12They're going to clear this and I'm going to ask them to save this for me
20:16and then later when I'm at my house I'm going to go,
20:18I had such a fun time with my friends today.
20:21Let's all promise to eat it before bed.
20:23Whatever you fill out, make a wish.
20:26And when you wake up and see it, your wish will come true.
20:26And get out of that bed when your partner's...
20:31When your partner's partner comes over, you get out of the bed,
20:35they fuck on the sandwich, and then you have to eat it while they laugh.
20:39Oh, wow.
20:40I was listening to someone talk about the internet and they said this thing
20:43that I thought was really prescient where they were like,
20:45you know, any clip could be the first contact someone has with you.
20:49And I'm thinking about...
20:50That's terrible.
20:51And I'm thinking about Giovanni with Scrabble tiles being like,
20:56get out of their bed and they fuck and then they eat the sandwich.
20:59I hope that a week after this comes out I'm on a date somewhere
21:02and some guy goes, you're the cuck.
21:05Ain't you that cuck?
21:08Some guy at the window, team cuck!
21:11I backed at the $2,500 level.
21:14Subscribe at the cuck level.
21:17Pay us $2,500, we will send you absolutely nothing.
21:21Yeah.
21:23Oh, all right.
21:25Well, I think that's it for Borders.
21:32It's round two.
21:34The next minigame is name a number.
21:36To start, each player gets a mini whiteboard and a challenge card is pulled and kept hidden.
21:42This is the challenge that all the players on both teams will be bidding for simultaneously.
21:47Each player is going to secretly write down a number from 1 to 100.
21:51This number will be used in the challenge but also determines who wins the bid to attempt the challenge.
21:58On each challenge card, there is an arrow indicating high or low.
22:02This determines whether the highest or lowest bidder will be the one to attempt the challenge.
22:07Next to the arrow is the thermometer icon.
22:11This is a clue to the range you should bid in.
22:14High, medium, or low.
22:17If you bid outside this range, the challenge might be impossible to do with your number.
22:21So choose that number strategically.
22:24Everyone reveals their numbers at once.
22:26The player with the winning number, according to the arrow, gets to secretly read the challenge card
22:31and decides whether they will attempt it or pass to the opposing team.
22:35Then whoever gets the card reads it out loud and attempts the challenge.
22:40You'll be asked to do all kinds of kooky things, all factoring in that special little number you wrote down
22:45in the first place.
22:47On a successful challenge, your team gets three points.
22:50But on a fail, those points go to the opposing team.
22:54You've got six challenges to prove your medal before moving on to the next minigame.
22:58We're all going to simultaneously write down a number on our tiny little whiteboards.
23:05This indicator says the highest number will win.
23:09And remember, you're going to have to do a thing this many times.
23:14Okay.
23:14Right.
23:14Put your tiny, tiny little whiteboard on the table.
23:17Okay, looks like we're all ready, so let's flip on three, two, one.
23:22Highest number.
23:23Oh, that's not very medium.
23:24Yours is stupid.
23:26Brennan is the winner with 74.5.
23:30You probably got to round it up.
23:31You do.
23:31I think the rules stipulate you're not allowed to do fractions.
23:35Yeah.
23:35So 75, Brennan still wins.
23:3775.
23:38All right.
23:39Now, Brennan, you're going to read this card secretly to yourself.
23:42Great.
23:43And then you are going to decide.
23:44Do you think you could do it with that number filled in in the blank?
23:49Or do you think that if the other team gets passed to that they will lose it?
23:55Right.
23:56Whatever you think we have a better chance of winning.
23:58I don't want to look at it.
24:00Cool.
24:00I don't know what to do.
24:01Passing is strategic.
24:03We need to win, Brennan.
24:04We need to win.
24:06He already committed.
24:14That's a fun face.
24:15Say flaccid a number of times while maintaining eye contact with a teammate.
24:19No chance.
24:20You lose if either of you cracks a smile.
24:22No chance.
24:23You think you can do that 75 times while looking at either of us?
24:26Yes.
24:27I think I can do it with Becca.
24:28I was about to say, don't look at me right now.
24:31Okay.
24:31Neither of you can smile.
24:32I'm honored.
24:33Neither.
24:33Neither.
24:34Deeply honored.
24:34How many seconds?
24:35Time.
24:35Can I leave the room?
24:38I want to switch with you.
24:39I was like, you can't be in my eye line.
24:42Okay.
24:42I'm scared.
24:43You can't smile either when he says flaccid.
24:45Is it only you?
24:45Only me.
24:46I just have to say it 75 times.
24:47So when he says flaccid to you, then you can't smile.
24:48If either of you cracks a smile, we lose.
24:50Don't smile when you think of a floppy little weenie.
24:53He didn't say it's little.
24:54I probably see a big dungle in my face.
24:58I'll probably see a big dungle in my face.
24:58Slapping it and lurping at us.
25:01You're a idiot.
25:02No, no.
25:05I'm sorry.
25:10I'm sorry.
25:10I'm sorry.
25:11I'm sorry.
25:22I'm sorry.
25:25I'm sorry.
25:35Flaccid.
25:36Flaccid.
25:36Flaccid.
25:37Flaccid.
25:37Flaccid.
25:38Flaccid.
25:40Flaccid.
25:41Flaccid.
25:42Flaccid.
25:43Flaccid.
25:44Flaccid.
25:45Flaccid.
25:45Flaccid.
25:46Flaccid.
25:47Flaccid.
25:48Flaccid.
25:51Flaccid.
25:52Correct?
25:53I think that's done.
25:54Giovanni!
25:55Would I be a cuck if I said flaccid 75 times?
25:59Yes.
25:59Because you're going to want a penis.
26:00Yeah, probably, man.
26:01Say it a few more times for safety.
26:02I knew you had to.
26:03I knew you had to.
26:04That's a man who knows flaccid.
26:07I'm flaccid as the day is long, baby.
26:10Flaccid.
26:12There's nothing funny about flaccid.
26:13Life?
26:14Stop.
26:15Don't pull me into the frame for that.
26:17No.
26:18We're eating this together.
26:19Uh-uh.
26:21I do not know this man.
26:23Can't get hard.
26:24Won't get hard.
26:25Hey, get the slower turn out of here.
26:26Get it out.
26:27It doesn't mean you can't get hard.
26:29I'd rather shoot my dick off than get a boner.
26:33I think we're all flaccid.
26:38Woo!
26:39So that's three points to Team Cook.
26:42Very well done.
26:43All right.
26:43This is the next of six.
26:46The highest number will win, and you want a low number.
26:49Yeah.
26:52Everybody ready?
26:53Yeah.
26:54Ready.
26:54Three, two, flaccid.
26:58That's a Giovanni.
27:00Oops.
27:00The highest wins.
27:01The highest wins?
27:02The highest wins.
27:02Well, Giovanni says infinity.
27:04Now Brennan.
27:05Brennan with 48 is the winner yet again.
27:09Can't lose.
27:11I'll be passing.
27:13Who amongst you would like me?
27:15You sure, Brennan?
27:17Could be anyone.
27:19I mean, I think it's got him.
27:20Who's feeling lucky?
27:21I have the lowest.
27:21I have the lowest.
27:22I think Giovanni is the lowest.
27:23I take.
27:24I think you take.
27:25Okay.
27:26Go ahead and read it aloud.
27:27I read it aloud.
27:28You must scream like you're being murdered in a horror film.
27:31Your scream must last eight seconds with one breath.
27:35Oh, are we ready?
27:37You should put the breath in the middle.
27:39All right.
27:39Eight seconds, Giovanni.
27:41Keep time.
27:44Everyone cover your ears, especially our sound team and Giovanni.
27:50I'm going to push this start button in three, two, one.
28:05Oh.
28:06Really nice.
28:07Really nice work.
28:09Not easy.
28:09Passed in the film.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Passed in the film.
28:12Good fucking acting.
28:13I started it as though it was going to be three seconds.
28:16I was like, oh fuck, I really hope I can actually do this.
28:18Yeah.
28:19But yeah, I don't know.
28:20I appreciate the commitment and I think you earned your three points, bringing your team to 24.
28:24If I may ask, what were you imagining was there?
28:27A camera.
28:28Oh.
28:29The scariest monster of all.
28:30So you were in the fiction still making a movie.
28:34That I finally get to show my inner anxiety about being filmed.
28:39All right.
28:39This next one, the highest number will win yet again.
28:42And we want to pick a low number.
28:47Low number.
28:48Low number.
28:48Get low.
28:49Get low.
28:50We're going to flip our numbers in three, two, one, 15, 20, 20, 17, 26, nine.
28:58Paul.
28:58Jinx.
28:59You're going to be the first to read.
29:01Okay.
29:01I'm nervous you guys.
29:02Uh oh.
29:05What's that face?
29:06What numbers do we have over here?
29:0715, 20, and 17.
29:10Will I regret not giving it my all?
29:16Probably not.
29:16Maybe not.
29:17I don't care.
29:17Going out with a fight.
29:19Will I go home tonight wishing I had done it to have my moment?
29:22Nah.
29:23You only get one shot.
29:24Will I dream of this day forever in the future thinking would I have succeeded?
29:27This is like sedated brain.
29:28You only get.
29:29You only get one shot.
29:31One shot.
29:31One opportunity to pass.
29:34They can take our land.
29:35They can take our lives.
29:36Or do I want the sweet, we're going to get the points if I pass it.
29:39But will I have fun if I try it?
29:41Sometimes I struggle with these choices.
29:43Do I want it?
29:44You don't think you can do it.
29:45I think you should.
29:46He wrote this monologue so I'm practicing in the bathroom.
29:49Oh yeah.
29:51I want those sweet, sweet points.
29:52I'm going to pass.
29:53Okay.
29:54Okay.
29:54Well, I have the lowest number but.
29:57True.
29:58I'm really scared you guys.
29:59Yeah.
29:59I don't know if I'm good at stuff.
30:01What's your monologue?
30:03I just don't know.
30:04You know?
30:05How did I get this shit off?
30:07Why didn't they let me do this?
30:08Becca, I believe in you.
30:10I believe in you.
30:11I don't.
30:13No, I'm kidding.
30:13I'm kidding.
30:15Do you want to do it?
30:16Do you want to try it?
30:17I love trying things once.
30:19Let's go.
30:20Good luck, guys.
30:21You might have to try something 15 times.
30:23Oh, fuck.
30:24Flip the timer.
30:25You must get your team to guess 15 thing cards
30:29only by mouthing the words zero sounds.
30:32Wait, by mouthing the word on this?
30:34That means I'll get four seconds per word
30:37for you guys to lip read me.
30:39Wait, how many cards do you get?
30:40I think this is good because I have the most lip liner.
30:44I agree.
30:45To help spell it out.
30:46That's good because I see like a dog.
30:47I need the silhouette to be strong.
30:50Absolutely no sound must exit your lips.
30:52Hey, let's get cucked.
30:53Team cuck for the win.
30:54Okay, I'm going to look at the first one.
30:56And I'll flip the timer at the same time.
31:00Zelda?
31:03Seneca?
31:08Waitress?
31:09Waymo?
31:11Rainbow.
31:11Big pen.
31:13I'm here.
31:13Big Ben.
31:14Pig pen.
31:15Pig pen.
31:16Pig pen.
31:17Pig pad.
31:19Raincoat.
31:22Wedding school.
31:25A limousine.
31:28Ellipsis.
31:30Alien.
31:32Shower.
31:34Coffee.
31:35Coffee.
31:37Pinocchio.
31:38Pinot.
31:39Pinot.
31:40Pinot.
31:41Pinot.
31:42Pinot.
31:42Since forever.
31:45Choplifting.
31:46Whoa.
31:48There you go.
31:48Classroom.
31:49Classes.
31:49Lesson.
31:53For a while.
31:56Wow.
31:56March Mad time.
31:58Wow.
31:58One, two, three, four, five, six.
32:00Does that win?
32:00Does that win?
32:02Let's round up.
32:03Come on.
32:03Can I say that was really hot?
32:08I don't know if it was the angle outside or what, but-
32:09Geez, I'm here to characterize your game for the episode.
32:12I don't go in with a plan.
32:14I'm going with a plan.
32:16These guys are cucks.
32:17That's hot.
32:18Gamey.
32:19I love this show.
32:21Okay, here's what you missed.
32:22Here's what you missed.
32:23It was shoplift.
32:24That's awesome.
32:25Santa.
32:25Wedgie.
32:26Peggy bank.
32:27Credit card.
32:29Eclipse.
32:30Oh.
32:31Piano.
32:32Time travel.
32:33Is this so hot that you can hear?
32:34Photobox.
32:35No.
32:38Less hot.
32:39Your voice.
32:41I love when you shut up.
32:43So the scores are currently gamers with 27 and the cucks with 16.
32:51Ain't no problem.
32:52We're cucks.
32:53We're comfortable in the back.
32:54Yeah.
32:55There's six more points in this round.
32:56Three more cards.
32:57So, you know, anything could happen.
33:00Let's get it going.
33:00This next one, you want to write a low number.
33:02Highest wins.
33:03Low number.
33:04Highest wins.
33:05Low number.
33:05Highest wins.
33:06Okay, let's flip in.
33:07Three, two, one.
33:10Two.
33:11Seven.
33:11Seven.
33:12Thirteen, fifteen, nineteen, twenty-eight.
33:16Demi, I think you got this.
33:18I, okay.
33:19Just seeing the range of what we all did, I'm like, well, let's hope I was right.
33:23That was your earnest attempt at highest wins?
33:25I'm passing this.
33:26Okay, a pass.
33:27Giovanni, it's up to you.
33:29You have the lowest.
33:30Our numbers are pretty similar.
33:31I'm happy to try.
33:32Please.
33:33You're the host of your show.
33:34I love seeing you do stuff if you want to do it.
33:36You must write out, blank properties featured in the Monopoly board game.
33:42The opposing team will do the same.
33:44You lose if you match even one.
33:48Do you feel more confident?
33:49I'm going to come sit with you guys.
33:51I don't even know that many.
33:53Yeah, I don't know if I can get to fifteen.
33:55I can give you guys a list of some.
33:56The other team does it?
33:58You have to do fifteen and not match any of ours.
34:01None of them.
34:02Yeah.
34:02Cool.
34:02Okay.
34:03Why are we promoting another board game?
34:06Okay, are we ready?
34:07Wait, are we helping you?
34:08Are you fast riders?
34:09There's no timer.
34:10There's no timer.
34:10You just need to get fifteen and not match.
34:13Are we helping you with this, Al?
34:15I don't think it's a team exercise.
34:16That's so gay.
34:18Oh, my head.
34:19I thought the flaccid thing was really impressive.
34:22It was.
34:22Hey, thank you.
34:23Although, as you started saying flaccid, flaccid, flaccid, all I could think was,
34:27mushroom, mushroom.
34:27Yeah, it's about to run out.
34:28Don't say it, don't say it.
34:29These are properties of the Monopoly game board.
34:33It is square.
34:35Okay, fucking Monopoly is the title.
34:38No, let's hear them out.
34:39The color yellow.
34:41The color red.
34:43Show me yellow.
34:43I wondered why you were constantly writing.
34:46The chance spot.
34:46The chance spot?
34:47Absolutely.
34:47Oh, the chance spot, I wrote down.
34:49That matches.
34:50Yeah, that matches.
34:50You dope.
34:51You fucking stooge.
34:53You thought you were going to get past my man here with the chance.
34:57Woo!
34:58You think you were born yesterday.
35:01You're fucking dead.
35:02You think me a little baby.
35:04You think me go.
35:06Play it back.
35:07Play it when he thought he could play on the cock name.
35:11The chance spot.
35:14Chance spot?
35:15More like that chance spot.
35:17Whoa!
35:18That shot into the room.
35:19He just threw a card like Dave Franco and now you see me.
35:23I basically backed myself into a corner where I can't argue that that's not a property.
35:29Keep going.
35:30Read your little list.
35:31Yeah.
35:31I had things like illustration of jail.
35:34Oh, God.
35:35Oh, Sam, that was a brilliant move.
35:37You want to hear how it's really done, Sam?
35:41Boardwalk.
35:41Park Place.
35:42Pennsylvania Ave.
35:43Marvin Gardens.
35:43Water Works.
35:44Atlantic Ave.
35:45North Carolina.
35:46Vermont.
35:47Union.
35:48B&O Railroad.
35:49What else do I have to say?
35:51We didn't start the fire!
35:53This second to last, penultimate if you will, you want to give a middle number and the highest
35:59will win.
36:00No low number wins in this game.
36:02I wanted to try one of these.
36:04But will I regret not giving it my all?
36:06I have just picked the most middle number there is.
36:10Wow.
36:10What could it be?
36:14All right, what do we got?
36:15Three, two, one, flip.
36:19Nice.
36:19Wow, the most middle number there is.
36:22That's right.
36:23Wait, I think yours is upside down.
36:24Can you flip it?
36:25Oh.
36:26There you go.
36:27All right, Timmy, you get to read the card.
36:32Yeah, that's easy.
36:33Actually, this is so in my way.
36:34I can absolutely do this.
36:35Okay.
36:36What?
36:37Tell us about it.
36:38It's supposed to be hard.
36:39Do this number of backflips.
36:41No.
36:42Wow.
36:43Set a timer for a number of seconds.
36:45You cannot blink until the time runs out.
36:47Oh, really?
36:48Yeah.
36:48You're a no blinker?
36:49I am a no blinker.
36:51Damn.
36:51For 69 seconds?
36:53I think thinking about it, I wouldn't be able to.
36:54I am not nearly moist enough for this.
36:55Okay, a minute and nine seconds.
36:57Mm-hmm.
36:58I'm just gonna stare down the barrel.
36:59Sam, you can start it, because we're not on the same team.
37:02Great, yeah, sounds good.
37:02You'll just press this button, and it will beep when it's done.
37:06And this is Demi's camera right here?
37:08Yeah.
37:08And this is my camera right here?
37:09That's right.
37:10Okay.
37:11You should just put, just go the full, put me in the corner.
37:14Wait, do you want-
37:15Looks like the gun loaded.
37:16I want you to know I'm still unloaded.
37:17I'll get close to myself.
37:19Wait a minute, he's gonna rub his hand, like wave his hand in front of your face.
37:23No, no, no.
37:23I'm just gonna make sure, right?
37:25I'm just getting a close look.
37:26Three, two, one.
37:30You can't do-
37:31No.
37:32No cheating, no cheating.
37:33We gotta play with honor.
37:34No cheating.
37:37Aren't your eyes getting so tired?
37:39Not really.
37:39I just wanna give him a little-
37:40You're doing a great job.
37:41Oh, you did me!
37:42I cannot believe I just fucking quit.
37:44No!
37:47Demi!
37:47Only 50 seconds remaining.
37:50You fucking cock!
37:51So you got, you got 15 whole seconds.
37:54Sit in your little chair, you fucking cock!
37:57What was it, Demi?
37:58What was it?
37:59I think it was this happening in the corner of my eye and then just me being like, let me
38:02just clear something in my eye.
38:05So what the typical reason for playing?
38:07Yeah, yeah.
38:08That's another three points over here for Team Gamers.
38:11I just wanna say that I could do that for a hundred seconds.
38:14Oh no, let's try!
38:15Let's do that for the social camera.
38:16I wanna see if Brennan can do it.
38:18Yep.
38:18Minute nine.
38:19He's got a hundred seconds.
38:20Okay, 69 seconds.
38:20He's got a hundred seconds.
38:23What?
38:23Wait, you did-
38:23He's not blinking!
38:24He's not blinking!
38:26Whoa!
38:30What's that blinking?
38:31What's that blinking?
38:32Never blinking!
38:33Yeah, okay.
38:34We got it.
38:34We got it.
38:36That's what I'm fucking talking about.
38:38Yeah.
38:38Number one, baby!
38:40Keep it going!
38:41Keep it going!
38:41Keep it going!
38:43Again!
38:43The timer is done.
38:45We get it.
38:46We get it, Brennan.
38:47Okay.
38:48They got it.
38:48This is our one and only one where the low number wins.
38:51And you wanna guess something really high.
38:54Oh.
38:54Really high.
38:55I can't believe I didn't even think of it.
38:57I didn't think of it.
38:58I didn't think of it.
38:58I did not think of it.
38:59I would never think of it.
38:59Nope.
39:00It's right there.
39:01It's right there, baby.
39:02Don't blink.
39:02Okay, low number.
39:04Okay, write something high.
39:05But the lowest of them wins.
39:08Something high.
39:09Okay.
39:10Three, two, one!
39:1431, 80, 66, 43, 4, 2.0, and 40.
39:19The lowest is Sam with 31.
39:2231?
39:22Okay, Sam.
39:24Fuck!
39:24Go ahead and enjoy reading this card.
39:27Said you wanted a high number.
39:29We were all in the low 40s.
39:31We were.
39:32We knew.
39:32I'm gonna pass.
39:33I'm scared.
39:35I have the highest.
39:36You got your wish.
39:37Oh yeah, you are the highest.
39:39You should go.
39:39I'm the highest of our team.
39:40Brennan's got this.
39:41Set a timer for blank number of seconds.
39:45Text somebody not in the room.
39:47You must get a reply before time runs out.
39:49Start the timer when you hit send.
39:52Okay, you gotta text 9-1-1.
39:57Okay, now touch it.
39:58I don't think this is that hard.
39:59Okay, wait until you press in.
40:00Oh, look who's close with everybody.
40:01When you press in, I press start.
40:02I get instant responses.
40:03Sam will press start at the same time you hit send.
40:07Are you only allowed to send one text?
40:09One text.
40:10All right, I've got a pitch if you don't have an idea.
40:14Yeah, what's the pitch?
40:18Do you have the timer?
40:20Timer is set.
40:20I just want to make sure.
40:21I'm just stepping up to see the...
40:22Run!
40:26Get away from me!
40:27Get out of the room!
40:28Get out of the room!
40:29Let him go!
40:30Let him go!
40:31Ah!
40:32It says open slow.
40:36Oh my god!
40:37Is this even on camera?
40:38It is.
40:39Where is number go?
40:40Where is number go?
40:41Here we go.
40:4122 seconds left.
40:44No!
40:4518, 17, text me!
40:47Are you okay, Sam?
40:48Got it!
40:48Done!
40:49It's done!
40:50Woo!
40:51We got it!
40:52That is my cuck brother.
40:54Did we do it?
40:54We did it!
40:56We stayed flaccid!
40:59I've never been on a day in my life.
41:00Hey, what's up, baby?
41:02Every time I've ever Comets gone, straight down!
41:05We're losing the throne.
41:06To the floor, baby!
41:09Cucks don't get hard.
41:11It shoots straight down to the ground.
41:12What if you're horizontal?
41:13Then it shoots backwards towards the door, Paul.
41:17Cucks don't get hard.
41:18They shoot straight down.
41:19It's my favorite quote from Friday Night Lights.
41:21All right, that's it for Name a Number,
41:23because loopholes work here on Parlor Room.
41:26So we're going to go from 19 to 22 for the Cucks.
41:30Demi, you are slippery.
41:32That's 30 points for the gamers.
41:35Friends, we've just got one round left,
41:37and that's Sam Says.
41:40This is the final showdown.
41:42The goal is to guess as many words as possible
41:44in three minutes,
41:45but this time each clue giver pulls a Sam Says rule card
41:50with each word they draw.
41:52These rules twist how you are allowed to give clues
41:55or how your team can give guesses.
41:57Once the timer starts, read your rule out loud
42:00and start giving clues.
42:01If your team guesses a word correctly,
42:03that's one point.
42:04But if you pass or break the rule while giving clues,
42:08that card goes in the fail pile.
42:10Each player on the team keeps taking turns
42:12and drawing a new rule card with each new word card
42:15until three minutes runs out.
42:17This is each team's last chance
42:19to score as many points as possible
42:21to win it all.
42:23Stop it!
42:24Gamers are going to go first.
42:26We'll start with Sam,
42:27then Giovanni,
42:28then Paul,
42:28then back to Sam.
42:29What is a fail?
42:30Like, we got one guess up to what?
42:32If the bell rings because you broke a rule
42:34and one of us noticed,
42:36then just throw it in the fail
42:37and the next person on your team goes,
42:39immediately grab a new thing
42:40and a Sam says.
42:41You can also pass
42:42if you think the next person on your team
42:43is going to get it faster.
42:44A pass is a fail.
42:45Yeah.
42:45Okay.
42:46We ready?
42:47Yes.
42:48Three,
42:49two,
42:50one,
42:51go.
42:51Sam says,
42:52you can only use nouns for this hint.
42:56Roll.
42:58Casino.
42:58Dice.
42:59Yeah.
43:00Sam says,
43:01you can only use words that contain the letter E.
43:04What's that?
43:04One more time?
43:05It's the letter E.
43:06Go ahead.
43:07Germany.
43:07Germany?
43:08Country,
43:08nation,
43:09Europe.
43:09Inside.
43:10A bar.
43:12Berlin,
43:12Munich.
43:13Okay.
43:14Sam says,
43:15you must end every sentence with in bed.
43:17Folding paper in bed.
43:19Origami.
43:19Yeah.
43:20Sam says,
43:21you can only use words that contain the letter A.
43:26Titus Andronicus.
43:27Shakespeare.
43:28Yeah,
43:28you're right.
43:29That's a fail.
43:29Okay,
43:29you go.
43:30Sam says,
43:30your team must boo you after every incorrect guess.
43:34A celebration.
43:36Party.
43:37Sam says,
43:38you can only speak in questions.
43:42Do you know that trope of when a woman has a lot of felines?
43:48A cat lady.
43:49a crazy cat lady.
43:49Cat woman.
43:50Sam says,
43:51you cannot use words that contain the letter L.
43:54Pumpkin,
43:56costume,
43:57Halloween.
43:58Candy.
43:59Carve.
44:01Say at door.
44:02Trick or treat.
44:03Trick or treat.
44:03Yeah.
44:04Sam says,
44:04you only have one breath to give this hint.
44:08Cost extra
44:10on a sandwich.
44:11Avocado guac.
44:14Sam says,
44:14you cannot use words that contain the letter O.
44:18Third minute.
44:20Stretchy.
44:21Gum.
44:24Gumby.
44:25Wall.
44:26Silly putty.
44:27Desk.
44:29Stress ball.
44:30Uh,
44:32bind.
44:33Things.
44:34Glue.
44:35Circular.
44:36Should we pass?
44:38Let's pass.
44:38Pass.
44:39Sam says,
44:40you must do an interpretive dance while giving this hint.
44:44Crayola makes a lot of them.
44:45Crayolas.
44:47Sam says,
44:48your teammates must raise their hands and you must call on them before they guess.
44:52This is a sexy thing that you put on the floor of a cabin.
44:56Bear skin right?
44:58Didn't call on them.
44:59I did.
45:00Yeah.
45:00Sam says you can only spell words.
45:04It's W-H-E-N-Y-O-U-A-R-E-W-I-T-H-T-W-O-O-T
45:11-H-E-R-P-E-O-P-L-I-T.
45:14What?
45:15When you are in the plop.
45:17Okay.
45:19That's gonna be
45:20one,
45:22two,
45:22three,
45:23four,
45:23five,
45:24six,
45:24seven,
45:25eight,
45:25nine.
45:26And might I say,
45:27there was a whole lot of interruptions coming from this side.
45:29It's true.
45:29All right, so, Sam, are you going to be the time watcher and flipper?
45:32I'm going to go first, and then we're going to go around for you.
45:34Brandon, you go first.
45:35Okay, cool.
45:36And a three, and a two, and a one, go.
45:39Sam says you cannot use words that start with a vowel.
45:44Face, hair.
45:45Mustache.
45:46Go.
45:47Sam says every word you say must start with the same letter.
45:50Bug butt bites bad blood.
45:53Mosquito.
45:53Quito.
45:54Sam says your teammates must phrase all guesses in the form of a question.
45:57Big, stompy creature, paleolithic era.
46:02Is it a T-Rex?
46:03Is it a dinosaur?
46:04Yes.
46:05Sam says you can only use words that start with vowels.
46:11Eerie others.
46:12Ghosts.
46:13On our-
46:14Aliens.
46:17UFOs.
46:20UFOs on our-
46:23Easy.
46:23Upper area.
46:26Lights.
46:26On, oven, um-
46:30Pass.
46:30Pass.
46:31Pass.
46:32Sam says you cannot use words that contain the letter I.
46:35Wooly.
46:37Mammoth.
46:39Sam says you can't use the, and, or um, brunch, drinking, babes.
46:44Mimosa.
46:45Go.
46:46Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter R.
46:49Rudimentary.
46:50Easy.
46:51Basic.
46:51Basic.
46:53Sam says you must keep your tongue sticking out while giving this hint.
46:57Hair in the back of your head.
46:59High in the front, and it's in the back of your head.
47:03Ponytail.
47:04Hair in the back of your head.
47:06Balls.
47:07Uh, I don't know what-
47:10Pass.
47:10Sam says you must high-five a teammate before they can guess.
47:13Uh, something you bounce on in my backyard.
47:16Trampoline.
47:17Got it.
47:18Sam says you can only speak in rhyming pairs.
47:21On the 4th of July, these go quite high.
47:24Fireworks.
47:24Fireworks.
47:25Damn.
47:25Sam says you cannot use the words that contain the letter M.
47:30We represent lollipop.
47:33Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter T.
47:38Tricky.
47:40Internet.
47:41Spam.
47:42Themes.
47:43Scam.
47:43Uh, memes.
47:44Yes.
47:45Sam says each of your teammates can only guess one time for this hint.
47:49Uh, tall pink birds.
47:51Flamingo.
47:52Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter N.
47:55Wine.
47:56Pink.
47:58Uh, rosé.
47:59Sam says you must repeat every word you say.
48:03On, on, A, A, date, date, something, something, bad, bad.
48:07Uh, red flag.
48:08Got it.
48:08Wow.
48:09Sam says you can only use three words total for this hint.
48:12Um, rolled Mexican food.
48:15Burrito.
48:15Taquito.
48:16Burrito.
48:16Sam says you must start every sentence with fun fact.
48:19Fun fact.
48:20Old cameras used to take time.
48:22Taquiro type.
48:23Oh.
48:24Polaroids.
48:25I wasn't even looking at the timer.
48:26I'm really proud of us.
48:28Guys.
48:28Oh, it's really amazing.
48:30My God.
48:30Oh, my God.
48:32We did a good ass job.
48:33Wow.
48:34Nice job.
48:35My ass.
48:37Okay.
48:38We're the cucks now.
48:40Yeah, let's see who's the cucks.
48:41Get cucked and cucks.
48:42One, two, three, four, five.
48:45Six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
48:49That was amazing.
48:50Woo.
48:5014.
48:51I'm proud of us.
48:52That brings us to 36.
48:55And gamers, what was your score?
48:5739.
48:58Three points.
48:59I feel really good about that.
49:01Damn.
49:02Good.
49:02Good game.
49:02One bingo away.
49:03Good game.
49:04Game.
49:05Good game.
49:06Good game.
49:07Good game.
49:07Good game to all of you.
49:09And if you want to have as much fun as we just did, that's impossible, but maybe you'll
49:13get close if you want to back the Kickstarter and pick up the Game Changer Home Edition board
49:18game.
49:18We'll see you next time on Part of the Room, where strategy meets shenanigans.
49:22Woo!
49:24Woo!
49:24Woo!
49:25I feel like that went really well.
49:27We won, and in that sense, it went well.
49:30I think that one of the issues we ran into is that they were better at the game than us.
49:35When Demi sprinted out of the room, I had two options, and one was to ring a bell, and
49:39the other was to chase after and tackle a human man.
49:43And the second one, in the moment, it's all I could imagine doing.
49:47I was pretty torn, too, because it was like, on the one hand, I'm a rule follower, right?
49:51I want people to respect the law.
49:52But on the other hand, I was thinking about the clip.
49:57Mama, that's going to go viral.
49:59I'm talking one milli, two milli views.
50:01I've never seen an episode that I have less idea what's going to be in the final.
50:05Guess what?
50:06They're cutting nothing.
50:07I hope they take out the thing where you took your shoe off and started hitting me with
50:10it, calling me, saying, dirty, dirty man, dirty man.
50:12I hope they cut the part out where you drew a gun, and you said, everyone show me your voter
50:16identification.
50:17I thought that was good.
50:18Actually, I do think there's enough callback to that that it doesn't make sense without it.
50:22It wouldn't make sense without it.
50:23Wait, let's say our team catchphrase.
50:25I don't-
50:25Come soft, shoot straight down.
50:28I don't know what that's about.
50:29That's not a reference to anything we've ever said in the episode.
50:31When you're standing and soft and you come, what direction would it go?
50:35It just, I don't-
50:36Straight down.
50:37They've been saying this all day, and as you saw in the episode, that's from nowhere.
50:40So I don't know what's going on.
50:42I don't know what that means.
50:44That's not a reference to anything that's about, but.
50:44Thank you so much.
50:44Thank you so much.
50:44Determined by the owner and the owner, the owner, the owner of the owner's
50:45You get to go to a house.
50:45Thanks for your name, thank you all.
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