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00:24Well, what do you think?
00:27Why, it's splendid!
00:31Puppies!
00:32Welcome to your new home!
00:34Right then, that's
00:361 and 2 and
00:377, 36, 45, 50, 80
00:39and minus 2, carry the 3 and
00:42um...
00:43101!
00:45Finally, no more counting
01:07All this place needs is a proper dusting, a splash of paint and it'll be good as new!
01:13Ah!
01:14Now, where do you suppose we'll put the music from?
01:21I think you just found it, darling
01:23Thunderbolt
01:33Ladies and gentlemen!
01:35Boys and girls!
01:37Pooches and pups of all ages!
01:39Are you ready?
01:41Desperados cringe in fear!
01:43Mighty Thunderbolt
01:45is here!
01:51I don't believe it!
01:53It's really him!
01:55And here's his sidekick!
01:57Extraordinaire!
01:58The ever-trusty
01:59Little Lightning!
02:06Hello, handsome!
02:09Over here, you gorgeous hunker hound!
02:12Oh, er...
02:13Hi, ladies!
02:14Nice to meet you!
02:15Oh, no!
02:16We don't want you!
02:18Get out of the way!
02:19We want...
02:20Thunderbolt!
02:23Oh!
02:24Sorry, little buddy, but these ladies aren't interested in the sidekick.
02:28They're here to get a big eyeful of...
02:31Heroes!
02:34Eel, ladies!
02:35Eel!
02:38All right, everybody!
02:39Line up your dogs for the audition!
02:41We need to hear their best heroic bark!
02:59That's very, very good!
03:00They're feeling very good!
03:02Ooooooh!
03:04Ooooooh!
03:04Hey, that's very all these more!
03:07Ooooooh!
03:08Ooooooh!
03:08Ha!
03:08Ha!
03:10Oof!
03:11Oof!
03:12Oof!
03:16Well...
03:16Go ahead.
03:22What's the matter, little fella?
03:23Cat guts your tongue?
03:24Ha!
03:27Ha!
03:27Ha!
03:28Ha!
03:30Ha!
03:30Ha!
03:32Ha!
03:33Ha!
03:33Ha!
03:34Ha!
03:45Ha!
03:45Khabipper!
03:46Saat on the squeaky toy!
03:49Hey, Thunderbolt!
03:50Over here!
03:51Your aaaa la Lyse!
03:55Yeah!
03:56Thunderboooo!
03:57That's it, folks!
03:58We'll announce the winner of the audition tomorrow!
04:00Have a mega-fantabulou sust day!
04:03And remember,
04:03by your pooch,
04:05lots and lots of tasty canine grummies!
04:08Fucking boné in the dilu rats!
04:17Nice work, Patch. Just brilliant.
04:26Ladies, ladies, you're wearing me out.
04:29Oh, please. Just do it one more time.
04:33Oh, well, all right. I guess just one more time. Couldn't hurt.
04:40Oh, golly, I'm good.
04:43Hello, boys.
04:56Sunday, little buddy.
04:58It's just awful.
04:59I overheard what they're planning for the next episode.
05:08Oh, don't be too harsh on them, little buddy.
05:11I know we don't have the best writers in television, but we can always improvise.
05:14I'm pretty good at improvising, as long as it's written down for me.
05:19No, no, you don't understand. Something really horrible is going to happen.
05:23Don't tell me. Let me guess. The dam breaks.
05:26No.
05:26The mind collapses.
05:27No.
05:27Do I get an evil twin? I've always wanted an evil twin.
05:29No. Listen, Thunder, what happens is you...
05:33You...
05:34You die.
05:37I don't believe it.
05:40I die?
05:42Oh, Lightning, this is just about the greatest thing ever.
05:47I've always wanted to play a big death scene.
05:49The selfless hero who sacrifices himself to save the innocent.
05:55I'll kick bigger than old Yeller.
05:59So, how do I make my shockingly unexpected and triumphant return?
06:03You don't.
06:04What do you mean I don't?
06:05You don't make a shockingly unexpected and triumphant return.
06:09You die.
06:10You're dead.
06:11You never come back.
06:13Not even for a reunion show?
06:15Not even for a cameo in the remake.
06:19They're riding me out of the show!
06:21They're gonna replace you with a younger dog.
06:24Oh, so that's what those auditions were really all about.
06:29Oh, Lightning, you gotta help me.
06:31I can't end up on the street, homeless, foraging in trash cans.
06:36Mange! I could get mange!
06:38Well, I did have this one crazy foe.
06:42Oh, ticks! I hate ticks!
06:44They suck all the blood out of you!
06:47Do you hear me?
06:48They suck all the blood out of you!
06:55What if you went out and did something heroic, like you do on the show, but in the real world?
07:01You know, get your name in the paper.
07:02Prove to them that you still got it!
07:05Wait a minute.
07:06What if I went out and did something heroic in the real world?
07:10Or, that could work, too.
07:13After all, you are the one-of-a-kind wonder dog.
07:16How hard could it be?
07:17Yeah, it'll be a catwalk.
07:19Cakewalk.
07:20Precisely.
07:21I'll just go get a little press for doing some easy hero stuff, and they'll be begging to keep me
07:26on the show.
07:27But first, I'll have to figure out a way to sneak past my adoring public.
07:32I'll have to go again.
07:41Sneek, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak.
07:44Hide.
07:47Master of disguise.
07:48Hi, Thunder Boats!
07:50Oh, I'm sorry. You've got the wrong dog, kid.
07:53I know it's you. That's the same disguise you used in episode 18.
07:58Gambling golfers of Gunfire Gulch.
08:00Oh, for howling out loud. Now you've blown my cover.
08:04This is champion. I'm your biggest fan, Thunderbolt.
08:07I know every episode by heart.
08:10Remember the time when he fooled that grizzly bear and rescued those orphans and then the dam broke and...
08:16Hey, aren't you the squeaky toy?
08:18Yeah.
08:20That's me.
08:21Listen, pup.
08:21Pat.
08:22Pooch, whatever.
08:23You've got to understand, sometimes danger and I like to dance alone.
08:30Good gracious, Grady, look at that. A cat is stuck up in that tree.
08:34He is?
08:35Oh, my heart goes out to the poor, helpless creature.
08:39Now, if I were me, what would I do?
08:41Well, I'd read the script. That's what I'd do.
08:44Oh, no. I don't have a script.
08:47This is just like when Tommy was trapped on that cliff.
08:49In episode 29, that one was classic.
08:52Oh, don't panic. You can do this. You can do this.
08:53You can do this. You can do this.
08:56You can't do this. You can't do this.
08:57You can't do this. You can't do this.
08:58Yeah, that's great.
09:00Oh, my kidding. I have no idea what I'm doing.
09:02But episode 29 is still the best.
09:04At least from the first season.
09:05Butch!
09:06Patch!
09:06Whatever. I'm trying to panic here.
09:08Oh, sorry.
09:09I just thought you were going to do what you did on Rick and Rage.
09:12You know, when you got that barrel and drove it next to the cliff.
09:16Then you found a long plank of wood and got a great big round boulder.
09:20Precisely.
09:30Hang on, little kitty. Help is on the way.
09:35The press is going to love this.
09:54There you are, my good man.
09:56No need to thank me. The look on your face is thanks enough.
10:00Now, smile for the cameras.
10:03Hey, that's strange. Where are all the photographers?
10:06The press is always around when I do something.
10:09What's the matter with you English people?
10:11Are you all having tea?
10:13How am I supposed to get my job back if you're all having tea?
10:16That was Champion Thunder, just like on the telly.
10:20You know, this stuff isn't as easy as it looks.
10:22I mean, maybe if I could remember what happened in every episode of the show,
10:25you know, like Squeaky Toy here, but then I could...
10:30Hey, Squeaky Toy.
10:38Oh, darling.
10:39It's just divine.
10:41It's remarkable.
10:42It's stunning.
10:43It's grand.
10:44But it's all wrong.
10:46But...
10:47But...
10:47It's my best work yet.
10:50Cupcake?
10:51But it simply has to be better than your best, darling.
10:54I mean, look at these spots.
10:56The shapes aren't at all acceptable.
10:58They're not soft enough.
11:02You know, cuddly.
11:04Like something you want to squeeze the life out of.
11:07No, this one is no good at all.
11:09An embarrassing mediocrity.
11:10A complete failure.
11:12Your hush words strike me like blows from the fists of a large stock worker.
11:17I would cry now.
11:19Word not so bourgeois.
11:21There, there.
11:22I know you'll get it right, my depressive da Vinci.
11:25You simply have to keep trying.
11:26After all, you're the only one who truly understands Cruella.
11:31Who can see into her tortured soul.
11:34Yes!
11:35Her heart is like a vast dark ocean on whose ways I am hopelessly adrift in my dinghy of passion.
11:46I shall not betray your faith in me.
11:48I shall create another canvas.
11:50And another.
11:51And another.
11:52And another.
11:53Until I have found spotted perfection.
11:56I shall not stop until the fires of your cravings have been quenched.
12:05Junior deputy test?
12:07Which episode was that in?
12:09Ah, one of the lost episodes.
12:10But I only give it to pups who I think might be worthy.
12:14And who knows, if you do real good, maybe I'll even let you be on the show with me.
12:21Really?
12:21Sure, kid.
12:23I'm the star, aren't I?
12:25Mother of pasteurized milk!
12:27That stagecoach is out of control!
12:29This is your first junior deputy test, kid.
12:32Okay, well, this is just like in episode 37.
12:37Stagecoach is a serpent summit.
12:39Very good.
12:40Now, episode 37.
12:42Was that the one where I leap, run and pounce?
12:44No, no.
12:45That was the one where you run, pounce and leap.
12:48Precisely!
12:49Stand back!
12:51Kaboodle!
12:57Kaboodle!
13:21There may be days when things don't go right.
13:25And your shoes refuse to dance.
13:27To make the winds of a fortune blow right.
13:30You might need a second chance.
13:33So if you get one try, and that don't fly.
13:35Stop and count to ten.
13:37And if at first you don't succeed.
13:41Try again.
13:43Here's your next test, kid.
13:45Bank robbers.
13:47Uh, episode four!
13:50Beginner's luck is overrated.
13:53Once you pick, it's come and gone.
13:56The only way to cultivate it
13:58Is to keep on keeping on.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Still no photographers?
14:04Try and try and then.
14:06Yeah, but first you don't succeed.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Try again.
14:11Try again.
14:12Yes, my friend.
14:14Those men are frozen with fear.
14:17No wonder.
14:18Those crazed badgers are trying to eat their heads.
14:21It's just like in episode 27
14:23When you rip those two grizzlies.
14:26Kaboodle!
14:27Oop!
14:28Give me the bombs out and watch them.
14:30Kaboodle!
14:33Kaboodle!
14:33Don't you ever stop, no!
14:36Kaboodle!
14:36Kaboodle!
14:38Kaboodle!
14:38Shibby the bombs out and watch them.
14:40Kaboodle, yeah!
14:41What is it?
14:42Looks like we've stumbled on a band of cattle rustlers.
14:46Aren't those monkeys?
14:47Even worse!
14:48Monkey rustlers!
14:49Sounds like episode 34 to me.
14:52Right answer once again.
14:54You and your deputy.
14:56I passed the test!
14:57Think you can handle it?
14:58You bet!
14:59Yeah, let's get those monkeys rustlers!
15:01Now if you find your power zero
15:03And the legend you are not
15:06You should wind up a hero
15:09If you give it one more shot
15:11If you don't give in, you gotta win
15:14The only question is well
15:16So if at first you don't succeed
15:20Try again
15:24Try again
15:24Try, try again
15:26I'm a gambler
15:27Try again
15:29Try again
15:30Try again
15:31Try again
15:31Try again
15:32Try again
15:33Hey! Get over on the right side of the road, buddy!
15:36Woo!
15:37Sheesh!
15:37London drivers
15:38Ha ha ha! I tell you, Thunder
15:41Oh! This is the best day ever!
15:44You know, I never knew it would be so much fun out here doing this real hero
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