00:04Read the charges
00:06Dr. Jumba Jukiba
00:09Lead scientist of galaxy defense industries
00:12You stand before this council
00:15Accused of illegal genetic experimentation
00:25How do you plead?
00:27Not guilty
00:29My experiments are only theoretical
00:32And completely within legal boundaries
00:34We believe you actually created something
00:38Created something?
00:41But that would be irresponsible and unethical
00:44I would never, ever
00:47Make more than one
00:57What is that monstrosity?
01:00Monstrosity!
01:01What you see before you
01:03Is the first of a new species
01:05I call it
01:07Experiment 626
01:11He is bulletproof
01:13Fireproof
01:14And can think faster than super computer
01:16He can see in the dark
01:18And move objects
01:19Three thousand times his size
01:21His only instinct
01:23To destroy everything it touches
01:28So it is a monster
01:29Just a little one
01:31It is an affront to nature
01:32It must be destroyed
01:34Calm yourself, Captain Gantu
01:36Perhaps it can be reasoned with
01:39Experiment 626
01:40Give us some sign you understand any of this
01:44Show us that there is something inside you
01:47That is good
01:54Luda malatrusta
01:59Naughty
02:02I didn't teach him that
02:04Place that idiot scientist under arrest
02:07I prefer to be called
02:09Evangelion
02:11And as for that abomination
02:13It is the flawed product of a deranged mind
02:17It has no place among us
02:19Captain Gantu
02:21Take him away
02:22With pleasure
02:45Uncomfortable?
02:46Oh
02:47Good
02:48The council has banished you
02:50To exile on a desert asteroid
02:52So relax
02:54Enjoy the trip
02:55And don't get any ideas
02:58These guns are locked onto your genetic signature
03:01They won't shoot anyone
03:03But you
03:04What?
03:04Ow!
03:05Why you?
03:06May I remind the captain that he is on duty
03:11Secure the cell
03:13I am captain
03:14I am captain
03:18Captain, I'm dead
03:20Pull ahead full
03:26Gah
03:26Does this look infected to you?
03:29I am a captain
03:32I am a captain
03:44Who am I?
03:52I am a captain
03:54no
03:55I am a captain
03:56I am a captain
03:56I am a captain
03:57You can see from us
03:59And if we only have to be disturbed
04:02Gunfire in the cell bay.
04:03Open a channel.
04:14He's loose on deck C.
04:15Red alert. Seal off the deck.
04:25Security, converge on door 7.
04:26Red alert.
04:28Fire off the deck.
04:30Fire off the deck.
04:31There he is.
04:37Security to bridge.
04:38It's in the ventilation system.
04:43He's headed for the power.
04:45Grid.
04:48What was that?
04:50I don't think he's on the ship anymore.
04:53Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser.
04:57Oh, yeah. He took the red one.
05:21That's it. We've got it. We've got it.
05:23We've got it.
05:24Look at that!
05:26Operator activated. System charging.
05:29Engage to make strong.
05:31Warning. Guidance is not functional.
05:33Pursuit, Commander. That crazy trog is about to make a jump.
05:36Break formation. Declare that ship.
05:39Navigation clear. Do not engage.
05:51Get me, Galactic Control.
05:55Where is he?
05:57He's still in hyperspace.
05:58Where will he exit?
05:59Calculating now.
06:01Quadrant 17, section 005, area 51.
06:05A planet called E.R.
06:07I want an expert on this planet in here now.
06:12What is that?
06:13Water. Most of the planet is covered in it.
06:15He won't survive in water.
06:16His molecular density is too great.
06:23No.
06:29Of course.
06:31How much time do we have?
06:33We have projected his landing at 3 hours, 42 minutes.
06:37Oh, we have to gas the planet.
06:38Hold it! Hold everything!
06:41Earth is a protected wildlife reserve.
06:44Yeah, we've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population,
06:47which, need I remind you, is an endangered species.
06:50Am I to assume you are the expert?
06:53Oh, I don't know about expert.
06:57Agent Plakley at your service.
06:59Can we not simply destroy the island?
07:01No! Crazy head!
07:03The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid life forms,
07:06have colonies all over that planet.
07:08Are they intelligent?
07:10No, but they're very delicate.
07:12In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet,
07:14they have to begin life all over.
07:17It's fascinating, isn't it?
07:18Well, this I've been able to study.
07:20What if our military forces just landed there?
07:23Well, that'd be a bad idea!
07:24These are extremely simple creatures, miss.
07:27Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic.
07:30A quiet catcher would require an understanding of 626 that we do not possess.
07:35Who, then, Mr. Plakley, would you send for his extraction?
07:40Does he have a brother?
07:43Close grandmother, perhaps?
07:48Friendly cousin?
07:50Maybe with a beard?
08:12He got away?
08:14I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
08:17I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
08:20which is precisely why you must now bring him back what me and to reward you we
08:26are willing to trade your freedom for his capture 626 will not come easily maybe
08:36direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough plasma cannon granted
08:41do we have a bargain dr. Jumbo but it's a delicate planet who's gonna control him
08:48you will very good your highness so tell me my little one-eyed one on what poor pitiful
09:02defenseless planet why are you all wet it's sandwich day every Thursday I take pudge the fish a peanut
09:27butter sandwich pudge is a fish today we're out of peanut butter so I asked my sister what to give
09:34him and she said a tuna sandwich I can't give pudge tuna do you know what tuna is fish it's
09:44fish if I
09:45gave pudge tuna I'd be an abomination I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut
09:51butter because all we have is why is this so important pudge controls the weather you're crazy
10:10girls I'm sorry I won't do it again maybe we should call your sister no I'll be good I want
10:23to dance I
10:24practiced I just want to dance I practiced here she bit me I called your sister she said to wait
10:43for her
10:44here on the porch we'll try again on Sunday
10:55does this look infected to you yeah you better not have rabies if you have rabies the dog catcher
11:05are you gonna play dolls you don't have a doll this is scrum I made her but her head is
11:14too big so I
11:15pretend to bug laid eggs in her ears and she's upset because she only has a few more days to
11:52you better be home
11:58that's where you're going
11:59stupid head
12:12Lilo open the door Lilo we don't have time for this come on Lilo the social
12:25workers gonna be here any minute so finished when I get in there
12:55I'm gonna stop you in the blender push puree then bake you into a pie and feed
12:58it to the social worker and when he says mmm this is great what's your secret I'm
13:02gonna say love and nurturing hi you must be the stupid head oh oh oh you know I'm
13:17really sorry about that and if I'd known who you were of course I never would have
13:22I can pay for that it's a rental are you the guardian in question yes I'm Nani
13:28nice to meet you mr. bubble mr. bubbles that's a straight yes I know are you
13:36going to invite me in Nani I thought we could sit out here and talk I don't
13:42think so
13:43right
13:47this way
13:58uh wait here
14:11so lemonade do you often leave your sister home alone no never
14:18oh well except for just now I had to run to the store to get some you left the
14:27stove on while you were out
14:35hello there you are honey face this is mr. bubbles nice to meet you your knuckles say
14:45Cobra
14:49Cobra bubbles you don't look like a social worker I'm a special classification did you ever kill
14:58anyone we're getting off the subject let's talk about you are you happy I'm
15:09adjusted I for food groups and up both ways before crossing the street and take long naps and get
15:16disciplined disciplined yeah she disciplines me real good sometimes five times a day with bricks bricks
15:25uh-huh in a pillowcase okay that's enough sugar for you why don't you run along you a little cutie
15:32the other social workers just thought she was a scream thirsty let me illuminate to you the precarious
15:41situation in which you have found yourself I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have
15:50indeed gone wrong
16:09my friends need to be punished
16:16call me next time you're left here alone in case you're wondering this did not go well
16:25you have three days to change my mind
16:30I
16:31I
16:32I
16:34I
16:35I
16:38I
16:39I
16:39I
16:39I
16:39I
17:01I
17:03I
17:09I
17:10I
17:16what
17:18I
17:21I
17:32I
17:33I
17:34I
17:34by a rabbit instead at least the rabbit will behave better than you go ahead then you'll
17:39be happy because it will be smarter than me too and quieter you'll like it because it's stinky like
17:46you go to your room i'm already in my room
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