00:02I'll pull my string. The birthday party's today?
00:07Okay, everybody. Coast is clear.
00:18Ages three and up. It's on my box.
00:20Ages three and up.
00:21I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
00:36Hey, Ham, look. I'm Picasso.
00:39I don't get it.
00:40You uncultured swine?
00:42What are you looking at, you hockey puck?
00:49Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
00:51Sir, no, sir.
00:52Okay, thank you. At ease.
00:56Hey, Slinky?
00:58Right here, Woody.
01:00Hey, I'm red this time.
01:01No. Slink.
01:02Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.
01:04Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.
01:06Bad news?
01:10Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.
01:12Got it.
01:13Be happy.
01:15Staff meeting, everybody. Snake, robot, podium duty.
01:23Hey, Etch. Draw.
01:28Got me again. Etch, you've been working on that draw.
01:31Fastest knobs in the West.
01:33I got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on. Let's go.
01:36Now, where is that?
01:38Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
01:43How are you doing, Rex?
01:45Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
01:47I was close to being scared that time.
01:49Oh, I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it.
01:53I think I'm just coming off as annoying.
01:56Ow!
01:57Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
01:59I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
02:01Oh, hey. It was, uh, nothing.
02:03What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
02:09Hell, yeah.
02:11I...
02:11Remember?
02:13I'm just a couple of blocks away.
02:17Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.
02:21Hey, Woody, come on.
02:29Oh, thanks, Mike.
02:31Okay. Oh, whoa. Step back.
02:33Try it out loud.
02:34There you go. Thank you.
02:37Hello? Check. That better?
02:39Great.
02:40Everybody hear me?
02:41Up on the shelf? Can you hear me?
02:42Great.
02:43Okay.
02:44First item today.
02:46Uh, oh, yeah.
02:48Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
02:50Moving buddy?
02:51It can't be serious.
02:52Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
02:55We have to hold hands.
02:56Oh, yeah.
02:57You guys think this is a big joke.
02:59We've only got one week left before the move.
03:02I don't want any toys left behind.
03:04I'm moving buddy.
03:05If you don't have one, get one.
03:07All right.
03:08Next.
03:09Uh, oh, yes.
03:11Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting
03:14was, I think, a big success,
03:16and we want to thank Mr. Spell
03:18for putting that on for us.
03:20Thank you, Mr. Spell.
03:21You're welcome.
03:23Okay.
03:24Uh, oh, yes.
03:24One minor note here.
03:26Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.
03:29Uh, next we have...
03:30What?
03:30What do you mean the party's today?
03:32His birthday's not till next week.
03:34What's going on down there?
03:35Is his mom losing her marbles?
03:37Well, obviously, she wanted to have the party before the move.
03:40I'm not worried.
03:41You shouldn't be worried.
03:42Of course Woody ain't worried.
03:44He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
03:46Hey, hey.
03:47Come on, potato head.
03:48If Woody says it's all right,
03:50then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me.
03:52Woody has never steered us wrong before.
03:54Come on, guys.
03:55Every Christmas and birthday, we go through this.
03:58But when Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one,
04:01I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection.
04:04Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.
04:06This is Andy we're talking about.
04:09It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
04:15What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us.
04:19That's what we're made for, right?
04:21Pardon me.
04:22I hate to break up the staff meeting, but they're here!
04:25Birthday guests at 3 o'clock!
04:27Stay calm, everyone!
04:30Uh, meeting adjourned.
04:33Oh, boy.
04:34Can you take a look at all those presents?
04:36I can't see a thing.
04:41Yes, sir.
04:42We're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
04:45Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
04:47Oh, for crying out loud.
04:48They're all in boxes, you idiot.
04:50They're getting bigger.
04:51Wait.
04:52There's a nice little one over there.
04:59All right, all right.
05:01If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?
05:05Yes, yes.
05:06We promise.
05:07Okay.
05:07Save your batteries.
05:09Very good, Woody.
05:10That's using the old noodle.
05:13Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs.
05:17Code red.
05:17You know what to do.
05:19Yes, sir.
05:21All right, men.
05:22You hurry.
05:23Code red.
05:23Repeat.
05:24We are at code red.
05:25Recon plan, Charlie.
05:26Execute.
05:27Let's move.
05:27Move, move, move, move, move.
05:51Okay, come on, kids.
05:53Everyone in the living room, it's almost time for the presents.
06:20This is how we find out what is in those presents.
06:30Okay, who's hungry?
06:33Here come the chips.
06:34I've got cool ranch and barbecue.
06:37What in the world?
06:38Oh, I thought I told him to pick these up.
06:42Shouldn't they be there by now?
06:44What's taking them so long?
06:45Hey, these guys are professionals.
06:47They're the best.
06:49Come on, they're not lying down on the job.
07:01Oh, go on without me.
07:04Just go.
07:05A good soldier never leaves a man behind.
07:07A good soldier never leaves a man behind.
07:34They're good.
07:35And which present are you going to open first?
07:40There they are.
07:42Come in, Mother Bird.
07:43This is Alpha Bravo.
07:44This is it.
07:45Come in, Mother Bird.
07:45This is it.
07:46Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
07:46All right.
07:47Andy's opening the first present now.
07:50Mrs. Potato Head.
07:51Mrs. Potato Head.
07:52Mrs. Potato Head.
07:53Hey, I can dream, can't I?
07:55The boat's coming off.
07:56He's ripping the wrapping paper.
07:58It's a, it's, it's a, a lunchbox.
08:01We've got a lunchbox here.
08:02A lunchbox?
08:03Lunchbox.
08:04Lunch.
08:05Okay, second present.
08:06It appears to be, okay, it's bed sheets.
08:09Who invited that kid?
08:15Oh, only one left.
08:18Okay, we're on the last present now.
08:20Last present!
08:20It's a big one.
08:22It's a, it's a board game.
08:24Repeat, battleship!
08:28Yeah, all right.
08:29Hey, watch it!
08:30Sorry there, old Spud Head.
08:31Mission accomplished.
08:33Well done, man.
08:33Pack it up.
08:34We're going home.
08:35So did I tell you?
08:36Huh?
08:37Nothing to worry about.
08:38I knew you were right all along, Woody.
08:40Never doubted you for a second.
08:42Wait a minute.
08:43Oh, what do we have here?
08:45Wait!
08:46Turn that thing back on!
08:48Come in, Mother Bird.
08:49Come in, Mother Bird.
08:50Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet.
08:53Andy's opening.
08:53He's really excited about this.
08:55Mom!
08:55It's a huge package.
08:57Oh, get out!
08:58One of the kids is in the way.
08:59I can't see him.
09:02It's, uh...
09:03I can't see him.
09:04I can't see him.
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