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On a supercontinent version of Earth, ravaged by monstrous threats, the Hero Association mobilizes superheroes to defend humanity. Among them stands Saitama, an unaffiliated hero from City Z whose rigorous training regimen granted him invincible strength—capable of ending any battle with a single punch. This absolute power has left him disillusioned, longing for an opponent who can reignite his passion for combat. His solitary existence changes when he encounters Genos, a cybernetic warrior seeking vengeance against the machine that annihilated his hometown. After witnessing Saitama effortlessly defeat the monstrous Mosquito Girl—an adversary who had nearly killed him—Genos becomes his devoted disciple.
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00:00To be continued...
00:17Long have I awaited this moment, human funeral.
00:21With the subterranean and deep sea kings gone,
00:25the Terror Lizard Clan can at last reclaim rulership of the Earth!
00:39Now leading target towards Point Bravo.
00:42Roger.
00:44We are inbound and on schedule.
00:47We'll be on top of Bravo very soon.
00:55...
00:57...
01:06...
01:06...
01:09...
01:27We're past!
01:333, 2, 1, Kisho!
01:35Senjou, Kishou, Shinjou, Saijou!
01:39Not the dead, frustration!
01:41I'll stop!
01:43One part,完了!
01:45Resonation!
01:47I'm a cast!
01:47I'm a cast!
01:48I'm a cast!
01:50Power!
01:52Make your power!
01:54I'll keep you to the end of the day!
01:57Hero!
01:58I'll be proud of you!
02:01I'll be proud of you!
02:03I'll be proud of you!
02:09We'll be proud of you with your opponent.
02:12We kamped you in the end of the day!
02:16We'll be proud of you!
02:17I'll be proud of you!
02:20I'll be proud of you!
02:27Soft gas!
02:32You'll be proud of me!
02:38I WANNA BE A SAKA HERO!
02:48And who are you?
02:51Hello? What is it?
02:54Huh? What do you mean, come back?
02:56You're the one who said some weirdo monster was waking up and flew me out here!
03:00Weirdo?
03:01Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
03:03I was just about to start.
03:04I am the ancient king!
03:07Trouble?
03:08So what? That is not my problem!
03:10Hey, shut your snout! Can't you see I'm talking on the phone here?
03:14I am so tired of this.
03:16I mean, who does he think he is? Annoying.
03:21Are you done?
03:22What's with the chin? Trying to be scary?
03:25Should I be shaking in my boots?
03:27Act brave while you still can, you annoying little runt!
03:31Who are you calling a rat, you toad?
03:41So you aren't helpless. But to destroy me, a giant meteor is about the only thing that's strong enough!
03:49Fine. I'll get one of those then.
03:51Don't make me laugh!
04:04How about another 300 million year nap?
04:18Fist of flowing water, crushing rock!
04:29It goes something like that.
04:32Want to give it a try? You're both strong and look like quick learners. I'll bet you'll get the hang
04:37of it in no time. What do you say?
04:39Is this really the cool thing you said you wanted to show us? A sales pitch for your dojo? Thanks,
04:44but I'll pass. You can do it, Genos.
04:46No, I will pass as well. What I seek to learn is not the art of self-defense, but total
04:51destructive power.
04:52You punks! Mocking our fighting style? I, the top disciple Taranko, challenge you!
04:59I... I give up!
05:02Is he really your best student?
05:05Hmm, afraid so.
05:07But I had heard that your dojo was brimming with skilled fighters.
05:11Hmm, well one of my best disciples went wild. He beat my most skilled students so badly they're all out
05:17of commission. The rest got scared and quit. Understandable, but unfortunate.
05:22Is he really that strong? What's his name?
05:26Garo.
05:30Even though he was my top disciple at the time, I gave him a good beating and expelled him.
05:35You must pack a mean punch, old man.
05:37Hey, watch it! This is the faint hero, Silver Fang! Class S, rank 3!
05:42He toys with opponents flowing like water, then delivers a blow like a raging river smashing a boulder! A master
05:48of martial arts!
05:49You only recently became a hero, right? That would explain your ignorance! You'll regret ever taking Master Bang so lightly!
05:56Enough, Charanko. Do not disgrace us so. Our guest Saitama is many times stronger than I am.
06:02You can't be serious, Master.
06:06Mr. Silver Fang! I was sent by the Association! An emergency summons has been issued to all Class S heroes!
06:13Please come to Association Headquarters now!
06:15Hey, wait! You're out here as well, Mr. Genos? Thank goodness! Perfect timing! Since all Class S heroes have been
06:21summoned, please come too!
06:23Has it reached threat level Dragon?
06:26Here we go. Charanko, look after the dojo.
06:30Be careful, Master!
06:31If all Class S are being summoned, then they may need your assistance as well, Master. Will you come with
06:38us?
06:39I will. Nothing better to do.
06:49Ah, hey there, Silver Fang.
06:51Atomic Samurai. It's been too long.
06:54I figured you'd be here today. And this is the Cyborg Genos and... hold on, I don't recognize you.
07:01This is the Class B hero, Saitama. His great talents will surely place him atop Class S one day, so
07:08we asked him to come.
07:09Oh, hey there, middle-aged hero dude. Nice to meet you. Huh?
07:13No handshake for you. I only acknowledge the strong. But someday, once you've climbed up to Class S, I'll greet
07:20you properly.
07:21Besides, I'm not middle-aged yet. I'm only 37 years old.
07:2637 isn't middle-aged? I had no idea.
07:30Hey! Who brought a Class B nobody along?
07:33Don't you think mingling with the less-thans is beneath us? And even if you were invited, a polite person
07:38would decline.
07:39The nerve! You're probably just here to get close to us Class S heroes. You disgust me. Get lost.
07:47What's with the attitude from... this lost child?
07:51That is Tornado, Class S rank 2.
07:53Hey! Who are you calling a child, Chrono?
07:54She is able to defeat monsters with their psychic powers, using ESP.
07:58Yeah?
07:59It appears everyone has arrived. We should join them.
08:04You jerk! Stop ignoring me!
08:19Maybe this will be my chance to get closer to Genos.
08:23It must be serious. Almost all of Class S is here.
08:28Demon or dragon, whatever. Bring it on!
08:32Saitama? That name rings a bell.
08:38No!
08:39Pretty sure somebody farted.
08:41They're all checking out my guns.
08:43Boom! Hell yeah!
08:51No one looks particularly enthusiastic.
08:54Does that pig ever stop eating?
09:04Rank 1's a no-show again? I was hoping to see him.
09:09I still don't get it. Is Silver Fang gonna take those youngsters on as students?
09:16So, why have we all been gathered here?
09:19Who really cares anyway? I had to drop everything I was doing and was kept waiting for over two hours!
09:28Can I have some tea?
09:34My apologies. I was delayed.
09:36We do not know the whereabouts of Metal Knight or Blast, nor can we reach them at this time.
09:41There's no sense in waiting any longer, so let's begin this emergency meeting.
09:45As for introductions, you can call me Sitch. I represent the association and will be briefing you.
09:50So let's get right down to brass tacks, shall we?
09:53You heroes are here cause you're the best of the best, the top of the class.
09:57And now...
09:59We're asking you to rise to the occasion and save the Earth!
10:02However, I must warn you that even with your Class S skills, there is no guarantee of survival.
10:09Walking away also takes courage.
10:11Anybody choosing to do so now will still retain Class S status.
10:15But those among you who stay and hear me out will not be allowed to walk away from this briefing.
10:20You will be confined here until we are certain the incident is over, in order to avoid a general panic.
10:27All right, then. Are all of you willing to hear this?
10:30Look, buddy. Whatever's going on around here, it better be worth calling all of us.
10:36I skipped out on my little sister's piano recital for this. She'll be crushed.
10:40If it's a total load of crap, then I'm gonna tear this whole building apart.
10:45Hmph. Like you could do that with that skinny stick anyway.
10:47Yeah? How about I bust your head open instead?
10:51If you think you can do it, bring it on, stupid pill bug head!
10:54What'd you say?
10:55Just hurry up and get on with it. Otherwise, Mr. Pompadour over here is going to die.
11:00Hey, Bobby Pin, you siding with the girls? What's your problem?
11:04The great seer known as Madame Shibabawa is dead.
11:08Wait, Madame Shibabawa? Was she murdered?
11:11No. While looking into the future for the next six months, she became agitated and had a bad coughing fit.
11:17She popped a cough drop in her mouth to ease her discomfort, and unfortunately ended up choking on it.
11:22I get it. So we have to figure out some way to prevent disasters without the help of predictions.
11:28That's the reason we were all called to this meeting.
11:31Incorrect. Madame Shibabawa has only been able to predict a handful of disasters over the years.
11:36Excuse me.
11:38Hey, you there.
11:40Oh?
11:40Who is this Shibabawa? A hero?
11:43You haven't heard of her? She's a seer. A great one at that. She correctly predicted earthquakes and monster attacks.
11:51We've gotten through many crises without Madame Shibabawa's predictions.
11:56Still, we provided her with a bodyguard and gave her special treatment for her services.
12:00Indeed. And that's because her few predictions were 100% accurate.
12:05The crux of the problem, though, is this. I hold in my hand her last and perhaps greatest prophecy.
12:11As she took her last breaths, choking on that cough drop, she managed to leave this note.
12:17It is a grave prediction that will absolutely come to pass. Here it is.
12:23Can you read it?
12:25The Earth is in trouble!
12:31Are you kidding? That is so dumb! Can I go now?
12:34I have cram school.
12:36I know you're a prodigy, child Emperor, but if you cannot grasp the catastrophic danger I've presented before you today,
12:41it reveals just how immature you are.
12:44What'd you say?!
12:45Now calm down. Everyone listen up. Madame Shibabawa's predictions are 100% accurate. She's miraculously foretold numerous tragedies and disasters
12:55in the past. While many were saved, a few of them resulted in the loss of countless lives.
13:00But not once in all of her predictions did Madame Shibabawa use a word with the same weight as trouble.
13:06Something more dangerous than a dragon level cataclysm or monster is on its way. Of that we can be sure.
13:11And it will occur sometime in the next six months!
13:19Okay, but does that mean you have no idea when in the next six months?
13:23Yeah, it's kinda hard to plan for that.
13:26Yes, your observations are correct. But I want you all to be ready for a fight in the next six
13:30months. Is that understood?
13:32In the next six months means that it could be tomorrow or even today.
13:37Uh, yes, that's true. Who are you anyway?
13:42It's a good thing I came.
13:46The building is under attack!
13:48Wait, that's impossible! This is the Hero Association Headquarters!
13:52No!
14:00Ha ha ha! That's quite the formidable fortress to be sure!
14:06Time to attack! Hawk, Eagle, Falcon, and Kite!
14:10Yarr!
14:11Wipe out these so-called heroes and the land below will belong to us!
14:16We will dive in head first! Follow me, the Sky King!
14:19Fly!
14:20Father! Above us!
14:24Fly away!
14:27The Sky King killed like some worthless little insect!
14:31Who could ask?
14:35What was that?
14:37Who knows?
14:38It flew, so we killed it.
14:40That is good.
14:41Duty to protect the ship.
15:07Emergency power has now been activated.
15:10What in blazes was that? What in the hell is going on out there?
15:13I don't know, sir! All communications have been cut off! We're in the dark!
15:22Impossible!
15:29Dad!
15:30We're okay now, son. Grab onto me! There you go! That's the way! That's it! Good job!
15:49What is this?
15:53It appears there are survivors. The ship failed to kill them all.
15:58We won't. That is good.
16:04Get away from here! Right now!
16:15You think I don't sense your thirst for blood?
16:18I accompanied Master Atomic here, and was waiting for the Class S meeting to come to an end.
16:23Only to meet thunder and destruction.
16:25Is this your doing B?
16:29D-Destruction levels are at 99.8%?!
16:32City A has been leveled! It was destroyed in an instant!
16:36I thought we'd have more time! How could we have known her prediction would come true so soon?!
16:40Hold on! Why was this building spared then?
16:44Metal Knight was given the assignment to construct this building.
16:47His cutting-edge specs are why it's stronger than the average shelter.
16:50Ah, so that's why there are no windows.
16:52We should go outside and see what's going on for ourselves, just to be sure the prophecy's happening.
16:57Master! Will you...
17:03Master?
17:06That's big! Are they aliens?
17:15blogs...
17:15Answer?!
17:20Agrolypg
17:20that's what blew the city to pieces... I've
17:28had enough! Get lost!
17:36This is one militant creature
17:39All so cautious
17:40Hurry, let us hurry and kill
17:43That is good
17:44Can't even be destroyed
17:52Each of its strikes is lethal
17:54I can't beat this thing
17:56Such a weak and frail species
17:59So easily killed
18:01That is good
18:02It's splitting?
18:04Damn it, what is this?
18:06I will dispose of this one
18:07You handle the others
18:09Very well then
18:10I will go kill those that ran away from us
18:13That is good
18:14I
18:18Master
18:20The iron
18:21You don't look so good
18:22You okay?
18:24Your left arm's kinda
18:25Master
18:25Swords have no effect on this strange creature
18:28Forget about me
18:29Get out of here
18:32Be gone
18:38E.I.
18:39The path of the sword does not end for you yet
18:42Stop bleeding
18:44Yes, Master
18:54Good
18:54Seems a life form on this planet can fight
18:57Excellent
18:58I invite you to try withstanding our invasion
19:02Planet, huh?
19:03So you're from outer space then
19:05And you got friends in that floaty toy ship thing, right?
19:09Yeah
19:10Yeah, that's it
19:11I doubt you have the strength or the power to cause this much destruction to the city by yourself
19:16You can count us in, atomic samurai
19:19You the ugly bastard that smashed this town?
19:21What happens if I say yes?
19:24For all the beautiful men you killed
19:26I claim vengeance
19:31Like he said
19:32Each separate attack must be delivered with intent
19:35To kill
19:36Dark Angel
19:38Flash
19:45Issue an evacuation warning to city A in all neighboring cities right away
19:49Yes, sir
19:50And expand the system M vitals monitor to cover all of city A
19:53We need an accurate count of the survivors we'll need to rescue
19:56What's the threat level?
19:58Dragon, without a doubt
20:01Not quite
20:04This might be God
20:08Four Class S heroes can take care of the enemy on the ground
20:11But the real problem's up there
20:13We can't reach that ship
20:15Any aircraft would be shot down in a matter of seconds
20:19Any ideas?
20:20You're one of the top fighters at Class S, King
20:22So I'd love to hear your take on this
20:24King, Class S rank 7
20:26Said to be the strongest man on earth
20:29And I see that he is well respected by the other heroes
20:34There's nothing I can do here
20:36Huh?
20:37It's too high in the sky
20:39There's no way to attack it
20:42But the mysterious craft is currently stationary
20:44We should use this opportunity to call in Metal Knight
20:48Are you kidding?
20:49How completely pathetic
20:50Aren't you supposed to be the strongest man?
20:52Take it easy, Tornado
20:54If you get this king off, he will kill you
20:56People have been wiped off the planet
20:57And you're just going to give them a free hand?
20:59Unbelievable
21:02Well, forget it
21:03I'll just take care of these creeps myself
21:05Wait
21:05I will go too
21:08I do not know how effective I can be
21:10But I will attack the enemy from the ground
21:14Maybe you didn't hear me
21:15I said forget about it, okay?
21:18Whoa, take it easy there, Genos
21:19I know how you feel
21:21But if you piss her off, she will kill you
21:23Very well
21:24There is no need to team up with others anyway
21:28Master has already successfully boarded the enemy ship
21:31Whether this is the prophecy or not
21:34There is not a single evil that could defeat Master
21:37If such an evil existed
21:39Then I assume the human race would have perished into oblivion long ago
21:48Well done making it this far, intruder
21:50But you have reached the end
21:52For I am Grinibus
21:54And there is no way you can hope to defeat me
21:57My acid breath will melt you into a file of fleshy pulp
22:14Huh, you'd think the boss would have shown his face by now
22:17If he's even alive anymore
22:34KORINA
22:35KORINA
22:36KORINAenteen
22:36av後
22:51sneeze
22:52tenir
22:55君のこと考えてばかり 逢いたい気分 泣きたい気分 ロマンティックな気分 届けて この想い
23:12だって ずっと 知っているの 頑張ってるほど たくさん大好きな人が
23:28強くって 心配 私にだけは 弱さ見せて
23:40星より先に 見つけてあげる 真っ直ぐ 帰ってきてねねぇ
23:52早く 帰ってきてね
24:05see now I have like twenty but I couldn't show them up coques you know they killed me pretty quick
24:10ya ha ha ha ha
24:12next time on one punch mad episode eleven the dominator of the universe
24:16It's your fight now, Lord Boros.
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