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On a supercontinent version of Earth, ravaged by monstrous threats, the Hero Association mobilizes superheroes to defend humanity. Among them stands Saitama, an unaffiliated hero from City Z whose rigorous training regimen granted him invincible strength—capable of ending any battle with a single punch. This absolute power has left him disillusioned, longing for an opponent who can reignite his passion for combat. His solitary existence changes when he encounters Genos, a cybernetic warrior seeking vengeance against the machine that annihilated his hometown. After witnessing Saitama effortlessly defeat the monstrous Mosquito Girl—an adversary who had nearly killed him—Genos becomes his devoted disciple.
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00:13this is bad initiating docking procedures roger
00:43so the course suddenly shifted I see then we'll discuss how best to deal with
00:50this situation should I go right now then understood master for some reason
00:59the hero Association wants me to come in I will be back later okay maybe you're
01:05getting fired
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02:54Ah, you must be Genos.
02:57It's very nice to make your acquaintance.
03:00I'm Bang.
03:02Class S Rank 3, a.k.a. Silver Fang.
03:05He possesses true skill.
03:08The association called me in.
03:11Everyone else is over at headquarters.
03:14This branch office is empty now.
03:17Every Class S hero got the call to come here, but you and I are the only ones who showed
03:21up.
03:22And why is that?
03:24Maybe this branch is too far away, or perhaps they're busy.
03:28Of course, some of the more cold-blooded ones simply don't bother.
03:32Then again, it's hard to blame them.
03:34We're only called when there's an impossible problem to take care of.
03:39And today's dilemma is no exception.
03:41The threat level is Dragon, meaning it's a worst-case scenario.
03:45Thirty-five minutes from now, a huge meteor will strike City-Z.
03:50They're asking if nearby Class S heroes can do anything about it.
03:56Meteor?
03:57Apparently, it suddenly changed paths.
04:00That new trajectory means the end for us.
04:02The impact will wipe out City-Z.
04:06I'm afraid there's nothing we can do this time.
04:09You should think about evacuating with your loved ones, as the others have.
04:13Do the citizens know?
04:15I was told the powers that be would issue evacuation orders thirty minutes before it hits.
04:23Attention!
04:24This is an important announcement from the Hero Association.
04:28People are surely going to panic.
04:31And you old fellow?
04:32Old fellow, is it?
04:33I told you.
04:35Call me Bang.
04:36You are not evacuating?
04:37There's a dojo for martial arts here that's been in my family for generations.
04:41I cannot abandon it.
04:45Fist of flowing water, crushing rock!
04:47Ever heard of it?
04:51Huh.
04:51He left.
04:55Emergency evacuation warning.
04:58The threat level is Dragon.
05:00Evacuate immediately to a safe distance.
05:03T-minus 21 minutes until meteor impact.
05:07City-Z will be completely destroyed.
05:09It's huge.
05:09No way we can escape that thing.
05:12Leave as quickly as possible.
05:16So many people have given up hope of surviving this tragedy.
05:20It is not just City-Z that is in danger.
05:22The neighboring cities will also sustain damage.
05:25It is too late to evacuate.
05:29I did not expect to be testing this prototype so soon.
05:51Let me see if an attack from my incineration cannon at full power will do the trick.
05:56Master Saitama lives here too.
05:58I cannot possibly evacuate without him.
06:05What is that?
06:18you are beaufort correct and you are the new boy genos have you come to stop the meteor yes
06:28class s rank seven uses intense firepower to obliterate opponents along with everything in
06:34their vicinity does he also live in city z or did he rush here putting his life at risk bofoy
06:40i am
06:41in need of your assistance i refuse why is that i only answered the call to field test my new
06:48weapon
06:48the meteor is a perfect target a field test if that meteor hits you will die too fortunately i
06:56won't how so what you are talking to is a remote controlled drone i'm a good distance away terribly
07:03sorry to disappoint you but my life's not at stake here also i'm not bofoy i am metal knight heroes
07:11call each other by their hero names not their real names everyone knows that looks like it's time
07:18sorry to cut off our little chat
07:25all right
07:28launch missiles
07:34metal knight
07:38i cannot fire with his missiles in the way
07:54amazing such destructive power this hero is dangerous i must be careful around him
08:11unfortunate not quite potent enough
08:1533 seconds remain until impact to fire my incineration cannon at full power i need five seconds to charge it
08:23but the target is already dangerously close additionally if i do happen to take it out
08:29what then the meteor may break apart and still cause a disaster
08:33will my weapon be powerful enough to stop it
08:36even metal knight's countless missiles had no effect
08:41first off be calm
08:42i see you've lost composure but your mind at rest you're far too young to be worried about failure
08:50when your back's up against the wall you must take action
08:54overthinking won't change things the best course is to muddle through
08:59muddling through is the best course
09:10he is right
09:12if the outcome will not change either way
09:16then how can i just die
09:18without giving it my all
09:22bang get down
09:25i will no longer think about failure repercussions
09:29i will just pour everything i have
09:31into one shot
09:45damn it it's not working
09:47hold on
09:48i think i see the meteor being pushed back
09:51really
09:51nope it was just my imagination
09:54you fool
09:58so this
09:59this will be my grave
10:12only nine more seconds
10:14leave now bang
10:15or you will die
10:17old man
10:18take care of genos
10:26who are you
10:27who sent you
10:30i'm just a guy who's a hero for the fun of it
10:45master
10:48you're not
10:50gonna fall
10:53on my town
11:07he shattered it
11:09unbelievable
11:11oh no
11:23it is falling
11:25it's not just this building
11:27the destruction from the splintered meteor is spreading throughout the entire city
11:39i guess that takes care of that
11:41i guess that takes care of that
11:58total destruction from the meteor
11:59the city was still relentlessly devastated with the destructive effects of the giant fireball's fragments visible everywhere
12:07look at this if only the hero association had called you to help instead of me master
12:13if you had been assigned to work with metal knight if you had been assigned to work with metal knight
12:16all the damage caused could have easily been minimized
12:19but you said that metal knight guy wasn't interested in helping at all didn't you
12:23so stop worrying about it i think we kept the damage to a minimum since no one died we should
12:29just call it a win
12:30he is right master's punch greatly lessen the meteor's momentum and destructive power
12:35theoretically the shock waves from the meteor would have annihilated everything for miles around
12:41stopping it was nothing short of a miracle
12:43i would not be surprised if people talk about master for years to come
12:47praising him as a man of courage
12:49but master himself has no idea some are even making him out to be the bad guy for causing the
12:56partial destruction of city z
12:57despite saving it as a whole
13:01no i should not mention it to him
13:03by the way do you think what happened moved us up in the ranking
13:07yes in fact it did
13:09i progressed from rank 17 to 16
13:12metal knight moved up from rank 7 to 6
13:16master you shot from class c rank 342
13:19up to rank 5
13:21number 5
13:22from 342 to 5
13:25whoa what the hell that's crazy
13:28well honestly your performance was worthy of class a or even class s
13:32i mean the threat level to this event was dragon
13:36yeah
13:37if there had been no damage i am sure you would be at class s rank 5
13:43smashing the meteor alone would earn a jump from class c to class a
13:48but i think the hero association must have assumed that metal knight and i played a big role in the
13:53tide of events that occurred
13:55by the way they always report threat levels as demon or tiger or whatever
14:00does all that really mean anything
14:03it does
14:04tiger
14:05a crisis threatening massive loss of life
14:07demon
14:08a crisis threatening to halt the functioning of an entire city
14:12or its destruction
14:13dragon
14:14a crisis threatening the destruction of multiple cities
14:17god
14:17a crisis threatening human extinction
14:19wow i had no idea
14:22i believe that heroes normally take these threat levels into consideration when deciding whether or not to respond to a
14:28call
14:29but i guess such things do not matter to you
14:32well of course they don't
14:34if heroes run away who's left to help
14:40um
14:40what are you doing
14:42i must record your words of wisdom
14:46well
14:46anyway
14:47it wasn't much for such a huge jump in rankings
14:50right
14:53i'll be out for a bit
14:56you are going out master
14:57hold on
14:58i will come with you
14:59you stay here
15:00if something heroic happens
15:02you'll get all the credit again
15:11this place is a total wreck
15:16oh
15:16my favorite supermarket got smashed
15:19and the crappy apartment building i got kicked out of is
15:22just fine
15:24damn
15:25hey
15:26huh
15:27you no good cheating bastard
15:30uh
15:31who might you be
15:32you know damn well who i am
15:35tank top tiger
15:36hey brother
15:39it's that guy i told you about
15:41seriously who is this guy
15:44did i hear you call me little bro
15:47brother
15:48the hero
15:49known as tank top black hole
15:51is here
15:52so it's you
15:53the fraud who takes credit for work done by class s heroes to jump the rankings
15:58what the
15:59nobody could move up the ranks to number five so quickly without cheating you cheater
16:03huh
16:05so what do you guys want
16:06what
16:07don't you know
16:09we came here to beat you up so bad you'll never be able to
16:12hang on little bro
16:13that plan's not gonna work
16:15the bastard won't learn from that kind of lesson
16:18let's make him really pay for this
16:20by using the most brutal method there is
16:25was it you
16:27are you the jerk off responsible for destroying this city
16:31i get it
16:34there are tons of people in this city who are totally pissed at him
16:38you're unbelievable
16:39how can you even show your face around here
16:42smart play brother
16:43he's gonna use their anger
16:45do you feel nothing at the sight of this devastation
16:50to completely break his spirit
16:53look at you clothing
16:54thinking you've actually saved these people
16:57why else would you be walking around here so shamelessly
17:01thanks to your screw up
17:03these citizens have nowhere to go
17:05their homes have been destroyed
17:06if you were gonna fail this hard
17:09why'd you even butt in
17:10the other heroes would have done a way better job without your help
17:13and yet you still wanna play hero
17:16even after causing such a disaster
17:17look at this place
17:19all this destruction is your doing you jerk
17:24yeah that's right
17:25you all this is your fault
17:29he took the bait
17:31hey do you hear that
17:33the heart-wrenching cry of someone who lost his home
17:35look at them all
17:37victims of your thoughtless actions
17:39you should be ashamed of yourself
17:41that's right
17:43yeah you tell him
17:44haven't you even thought to take responsibility
17:47yeah
17:47click
17:48you're inhuman
17:49you're no hero
17:51give it up
17:52give it up
17:54give it up
17:55give it up
17:56give it up
18:00give it up
18:01give it up
18:02give it up
18:05Give it up!
18:06Give it up!
18:23We got him! His pride should be shattered to pieces by now!
18:27That's what he gets for cheating, the idiot.
18:42Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up!
18:47So this is mob mentality, huh? I'd sure hate to be on the wrong side of this.
18:51Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up!
18:56Sight man.
18:58Without a shadow of a doubt you saved the city.
19:01Yet look how the city treats you.
19:03The reality can be so ugly.
19:06You're strong. The strongest man I've ever seen.
19:10That's why I refrain from saying anything.
19:12I don't want to influence you.
19:14I'd hate to see you rotting away into oblivion in this industry.
19:19Unfortunately, resigning may be your best option.
19:22Time to finish him up!
19:24Hey! Look you guys! He's getting ready to fight!
19:28Huh? What are you talking about?
19:30No way! Seriously?
19:31You gonna take out your frustration on these people here?
19:34Just like you destroyed their city?
19:36Do you just kill everyone you don't like?
19:38I won't let you do that!
19:40We, the Tanktop brothers, won't stand by while you resort to violence!
19:43If you're the hero you say you are, then fight us both fair and square!
19:48So, they're out to crush a rookie and perform a publicity stunt at the same time, are they?
19:54I'd say they've gotten a little greedy.
19:57No wonder they can't rise above class B.
20:06I, Tanktop Tiger, who fights like a true tiger!
20:09And...
20:10Tanktop Black Hole, who can crush them all with a grip strength of 2800 PSI!
20:15We will punish all who stray from the path of a hero!
20:18Now prepare for pain!
20:21AHHHHHH!
20:23AHHHHHHHHHH!
20:23Huh?
20:26Dammit!
20:27You're dead!
20:30AHHHH..
20:31NO!
20:31AHHHHHHHHH!
20:32I give up! I give up!
20:34You're crushing my hand!
20:35Wait, really?
20:37You're kidding right?
20:38Please let go I give up for real!
20:40I'm sorry!
20:41I'm so sorry for lying about you!
20:44Nope, you weren't lying.
20:47I'M THE ONE WHO SMASHED THAT BIG METEOR!
20:49anyone with a complaint let's hear it speak up because of what you did my
20:57brand new car you shut your damn mouth why would I give a crap about how you're
21:03put out tell it to the meteor not me jackass listen up I don't do this year
21:08old thing for admiration or approval or anything like that I do it because I
21:12want to understand so if you want to blame me go ahead you baldies but you're
21:17the one who's bald what did you say master oh hey genos what's going on
21:24give me just a minute these guys are must go home master
21:34oh you think we should damn it that guy's face is burned into my brain I'll never
21:42be able to forget him master listen I want you to know I have never met anyone
21:49as amazing as you what brought that on creeping me out even if the public does
21:55not appreciate you or what you have done I will still follow you you don't have to
22:02butter me up like that
22:32I will close you and think about your life
22:38I want to see you, I want to see you, I want to see you
22:42I want to see you, I want to see you
22:44I want to see you
22:48Why do you know this想い?
22:52Why do you always know?
22:58どうしているの?頑張ってるほどたくさん大好きな人が強くってシンパイ私にだけは弱さ見せて星より先に見つけてあげる
23:14I'll see you next time.
23:42I hear there's some amazing hero in Class C right now.
23:46Wait, Class C?
23:47The guy who says he smashed the meteor, right?
23:50That's just a rumor.
23:51Going after weak guys and then calling yourself a hero?
23:54Heh, guess it just goes to show you can't really count on any of them.
24:00Hello there.
24:01My name is Bowboy.
24:03You may know me better as the famous hero, Metal Knight.
24:07Next time on One Punch Man, Episode 8, The Deep Sea King.
24:12Oh, the king of the sea, huh?
24:15Pretty cocky.
24:17Wonder what he's like.
24:18Next time on One Punch Man, Episode 8, The Deep Sea King.
24:19You
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