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On a supercontinent version of Earth, ravaged by monstrous threats, the Hero Association mobilizes superheroes to defend humanity. Among them stands Saitama, an unaffiliated hero from City Z whose rigorous training regimen granted him invincible strength—capable of ending any battle with a single punch. This absolute power has left him disillusioned, longing for an opponent who can reignite his passion for combat. His solitary existence changes when he encounters Genos, a cybernetic warrior seeking vengeance against the machine that annihilated his hometown. After witnessing Saitama effortlessly defeat the monstrous Mosquito Girl—an adversary who had nearly killed him—Genos becomes his devoted disciple.
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00:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Humans! If you wish to be spared from annihilation, take heed!
00:07I come bearing a message from the depths!
00:14Ha ha ha ha ha! You will surrender the surface to us! The plan of the sea folk!
00:25Thereafter you shall become our nourishment, bipedal human scum!
00:33What a heck! Are you related to an octopus by any chance?
00:43Look at this, and I heard it was that same guy again.
00:46What was his name?
00:47I forget, but he's super strong.
01:02Class C?
01:05I've never seen him before.
01:08I've gotta keep up.
01:33Aaaaaah! Help! Somebody!
01:36Aaaaaah! Help! Somebody!
01:36Aaaaaah!
01:37We, the clan of the sea folk, now rule the surface, humans!
01:44Aaaaaah! Help! Somebody!
01:47You'll pay for that, human!
01:51Don't worry, the Class A hero Stinger is here!
01:54I'm just 11th and rising in the rankings,
01:56but I'm the first one here to help!
01:58At your service, everyone!
02:00Yes, it's Stinger! We're safe for sure!
02:02Show him who's boss!
02:04Listen up, fish!
02:06Anyone who needs a new blowhole drilled into their torso,
02:09step right on up!
02:19What's in the throats we see?
02:28What's in the throats we see?
02:29Chim King Edward who's just a WoWman,
02:37let the Spoeders!
02:40This is the Wadda!
02:41Momako-chan!
02:43Hi-Kchen Edward!
02:44This is Wadda!
02:45Master Mookie?
02:46I'll find the Wadda!
02:47Let's go to the end of the world.
02:51Hero!
02:52The voice of me and the sound of me,
02:56I don't want to be able to do it.
02:58Hero!
03:00So, I will fight against the evil.
03:06So love!
03:07The enemy of the enemy,
03:10I will not be able to do it.
03:13Hero!
03:15Don't mind if you don't.
03:16Hero!
03:26Hero!
03:27Hero!
03:33I wanna be a second Hero!
03:44Master, it seems you have moved up to rank 2 in class C.
03:48You are close to entering into class B.
03:51Class B, huh?
03:53So that means I won't have any more weekly hero quotas, right?
03:56Correct.
03:58Oh, excuse me.
03:59Hello?
04:00City J, it is a bit far.
04:03Are there no other competent heroes nearby?
04:05That's one busy guy.
04:09Master, the aggressive monster you defeated on your way home the other day
04:12It called itself one of the Seafolk, right?
04:15I don't remember.
04:17Several monsters calling themselves the Clan of the Seafolk have appeared in City J
04:22and are attacking every single site.
04:23There is a class A hero fighting them who is all alone
04:26and on the brink of defeat.
04:28But the media believes he is at his limit.
04:30His extreme fatigue and pain are apparent.
04:33A response from the Hero Association is desperately needed.
04:36Hang on, buddy!
04:37The threat level is Tiger.
04:39All citizens should stay out of the area for their own safety.
04:44I gotta say, you've got spunk, you slimy bastards.
04:48My beloved bamboo shoot here
04:50is stoked to battle enemies with some grit for a change.
04:55But I'm afraid it's time to end this.
04:57Quit your boasting, human.
05:00Your ridiculous fan club ran up long ago.
05:03Your death will be painful.
05:05For the taking of our brothers' lives, you will suffer.
05:09Four fish to go.
05:11It's actually a lot easier.
05:14Without an audience!
05:16Sing, bamboo shoot!
05:22Gigantic drill stinger!
05:24Quadruple thrust!
05:27I did it.
05:29I beat those bastards.
05:31These monsters were probably a god-level threat.
05:34And I defeated them!
05:36All by my...
05:37You know...
05:39When something's so annoying,
05:41watching it dies a pleasure.
05:48How much farther is it to City J?
05:50We're almost there.
05:51But I am not getting any readings.
05:53I will scout ahead.
05:55Once their location is confirmed,
05:56I will let you know.
05:58Oh, hey!
06:02This is an announcement from the Hero Association.
06:05The threat level is Tiger.
06:08Tiger!
06:09All citizens,
06:11please stay clear of the area.
06:14Was the warning issued?
06:16The request just went out, sir.
06:17Good.
06:18But now it's looking like we're gonna need to update the announcement.
06:21Huh?
06:21What do you mean?
06:22Stinger is down, sir.
06:24Ugh.
06:28Moomen Rider here!
06:29I'm heading in now.
06:31Give me the location!
06:32We're sorry.
06:33All lines are busy at this time.
06:35Where are they?
06:35Hey!
06:36Best forget about it!
06:38Class C heroes can't handle this one.
06:41Huh?
06:42It's true.
06:42The word just came down.
06:45Emergency evacuation warning.
06:47The threat level has been raised from Tiger to Demon.
06:51All residents of City J,
06:52please evacuate immediately.
06:55Hey!
06:55I repeat.
06:56All residents of City J,
06:58please evacuate immediately.
07:02Evacuate?
07:03Evacuate?
07:03The fools.
07:05As if I let even one of these apes escape.
07:11I see.
07:12So that's the one that got Stinger.
07:14But he's the last of them.
07:16Should I wait for backup?
07:18If it's one-on-one, maybe I can...
07:29That stings a little.
07:31Why would you do this?
07:33Damn it!
07:34How'd he get behind me?
07:35I was so surprised my voice went crazy.
07:38Plus, my gunpowder-charged lightning kick had zero effect.
07:41I can't win!
07:42And who might you be?
07:44I am...
07:45The hero called Lightning Max.
07:48Fight me!
07:49Fight you?
07:51I'll run for it as soon as...
07:57What the hell happened?
08:00I can't feel my body.
08:09Damn it.
08:11Arrogant guppy.
08:14Lightning flying backwards roundhouse, kid!
08:36I'm the Class S hero.
08:38Puri Puri prisoner.
08:40I escaped prison just to see you.
08:43Well, well.
08:45Imagine that.
08:46A hero serving time in prison.
08:49I took a cue from you and decided to escape as well.
08:53Thanks for that.
08:55Prisoner number 4188.
08:57The name's Sonic, right?
08:59You surprised I know.
09:01I check up on all the boys who catch my eye.
09:04I'm serving a life sentence because I can't seem to control myself.
09:07I see a beautiful man and I take him.
09:10Well, well.
09:11More soldiers have come for me.
09:13Goodness, my fins are quivering.
09:19I feel the strength erupting out of him.
09:23Hang back, Sonic dear.
09:25Class A rank 11, Sweet Stinger.
09:28And Class A rank 20, Lightning Max.
09:31I fancied both of those lovelies.
09:34Then you show up out of nowhere and ruin them!
09:37Now that Genos passed me, I rank lowest in my class.
09:40But I'm still Class S, unlike those two you've defeated.
09:45I'll start things off at half-power to gauge how much you can take!
09:57You made me rip the hamnets sweater my boyfriend made for me!
10:03I will never forgive you, you bastard!
10:09A delectable slap of meat, prime and tasty.
10:13You've whet my appetite!
10:32You've whet my appetite!
10:35Just a little.
10:37I felt that as well.
10:38A little.
10:41Putty-putty prisoner's acting tough, but I can tell that he's hurting.
10:46So this is what a fight between a demon-level monster and a Class S hero looks like?
10:51It's almost comical.
10:53Neither one of them could defeat me.
10:56Dammit.
10:57His punch was stronger than I expected.
10:59Even so, I must not lose to him.
11:02I can't have any more of my boy so savagely destroyed by this monster.
11:07I have no choice.
11:08Gotta go all out.
11:11Ready?
11:13Transform!
11:17Putty-putty prisoner, angel style!
11:22He's naked.
11:24And he's definitely no angel.
11:26Nor is he human.
11:27Nor do I want to watch.
11:29I'm out.
11:30No one's seen my angel style and lived to tell about it, fish man.
11:35All the more reason to leave.
11:37Quite unsightly.
11:39Are those...
11:41Your last words?
11:50Angel rush!
12:01Elevated energy levels nearby.
12:03Found them.
12:07Dammit.
12:08I have no way to reach Master.
12:11It cannot be helped.
12:20Done with your little combo, human.
12:27Felt that too.
12:29Just a little.
12:37The objective of a combination move is to finish your opponent.
12:42Each separate attack must be delivered with intent to kill.
12:46Like this!
12:48Like this!
12:56Isn't this fun?
12:59All right.
13:00Who are you?
13:01I am the Deep Sea King.
13:03As lord of the clan of the Seafolk, I claim this world as mine to rule.
13:08Do you dare defy me as well, human?
13:11You don't honestly think you have the strength to rule the surface all alone, do you?
13:15How pathetic.
13:17Oh?
13:18Then I suppose that I'll have to kill you.
13:20That's my line.
13:22It's a shame, really.
13:23I would have let you live if you'd shown me the respect I'm due.
13:27I'm not a hero, but you will still be eliminated.
13:31Ah.
13:32Gentle rainfall.
13:38Too slow!
13:40Windblade kick!
13:43Pathetic!
13:43I see right through your moves, Deep Sea King!
13:48Are you sure of that?
13:50Once it bites my little moray here, never lets go!
13:55I'll make myself clear.
13:57There's no way in hell I'd ever lose to you!
14:05It's useless.
14:06You may have power.
14:11But you're far too slow.
14:13You're never gonna defeat me.
14:15Thank you, Deep Sea King.
14:17Fighting something with power such as yours just confirms how strong I really am!
14:23My moves are the fastest and the strongest!
14:30Now what?
14:31Losing your mind?
14:36He's faster!
14:40Stronger too!
14:41Where's this boosted power coming from?
14:44Where's this boosted power coming from?
14:46He's huge!
14:47The air up here on the surface shriveled me up a bit.
14:51But this rain's helped me feel like myself again.
14:55Your attacks don't hurt me even a little!
15:17The air up here on the roof of the little
15:25way!
15:26The air up here!
15:27The air up here!
15:27Of all the times to hit a red light.
15:31Aw, man.
15:32Why'd he run off to?
15:35Hold on.
15:36Aren't you Class C, Rank 2?
15:39That's right.
15:40You a hero?
15:41Have you seen Genos?
15:43Genos?
15:44Today is our guest.
15:46We have the top-ranked Class A superhero,
15:49who's also been number one in the popularity rankings for the past 28 weeks.
15:54But the list doesn't stop there.
15:56He's also a successful model, an actor, and a singer.
15:59Let's welcome the handsome Mr. Amai Mask.
16:03Thank you for having me.
16:05Anytime.
16:06First off is this.
16:07We are currently facing a threat level of demon.
16:10How do you assess the situation?
16:12That's a difficult question.
16:14Really? Why is that?
16:16I'm only a hero during those moments when I confront evil.
16:20The rest of my daily life is focused on my career as an artist.
16:24I see.
16:25To be honest, the only reason I'm here today is to promote my new song.
16:29Well then, my apologies.
16:31In that case, let's discuss your song.
16:34No, it's fine.
16:36Let me just say this.
16:38To placate the public's fears and worries,
16:41heroes need to be tough.
16:43They need to have inner strength, self-discipline.
16:46With this, they can defeat evil using speed, a touch of grace, and brilliance.
16:52I find it regrettable that there were heroes who were completely beaten by evil this time around.
16:57So that no hero ever dies in vain.
16:59I hope each will continue to train his hardest, to push themselves to the limit.
17:05My attacks have no effect at all.
17:07Am I lacking in power?
17:09I can't kill him unarmed.
17:11I need to retreat for now and find a weapon.
17:15I caught you, runt.
17:18Crack, crack.
17:20Snap, snap.
17:23You wait there.
17:27The next time we meet, we'll be your demise.
17:32No matter.
17:34The small fry can be let go.
17:41Who might you be?
17:43And what are you doing here?
17:45There were orders to evacuate.
17:47A hero, huh?
17:49If you're after the Deep Sea King, you'd better forget it.
17:52Deep Sea King?
17:53You heroes could all jump him at once and still lose.
17:57You're fine at playing make-believe.
17:59But when you're up against true power, not a single one of you stands a chance.
18:06Who exactly was that pervert?
18:10It is the Seafolk.
18:12I sense numerous life signals nearby.
18:15With so many...
18:17The evacuation shelter!
18:21Daddy, are all those scary monsters still outside?
18:25Now, don't you worry about a thing.
18:27As long as we're in this shelter, we're safe and sound.
18:30Besides, if it comes right down to it, I'm sure all of us together can beat a monster or two.
18:37I sense them.
18:39Yes, so many.
18:41It's coming from...
18:44Over there!
18:52What do we have here?
18:54Greetings and goodbye.
18:59Please, wait!
19:01We surrender, we surrender!
19:03We will happily comply with any demands that you might have.
19:06But do not attack us, I beg you!
19:08Please!
19:09Tch, I'm only a Class C, so I evacuated.
19:12Now I'm trapped.
19:14I'm no hero.
19:15I'm a failure.
19:17Surrender?
19:20I've come to kill you.
19:22Your deaths are inevitable.
19:24And as for my demands...
19:27How about this?
19:28I demand that you scream nicely as I slaughter you!
19:32I can't win.
19:33I know it's not much.
19:35But all I can do is buy time for the Class C heroes to get here.
19:38I mean, look at this monster!
19:40Who am I kidding?
19:43It's pointless.
19:44I can't buy time just by talking to him.
19:48I pissed my pants.
19:50I'm pathetic.
19:53I'll fight with you!
19:54Heroes?
19:55There are others in here too?
19:58I may be the lowest ranking at 38.
20:01But I'm still a Class A hero.
20:03We can do this!
20:05That's right!
20:06I'm a hero too!
20:07All back man is ready!
20:09Heroes?
20:10The heroes are here to save us!
20:11Heroes rock!
20:13Go get them, yeah!
20:14Class A?
20:15Man, I'm glad you're here.
20:17Happy to help.
20:18Take them down!
20:19Two Class C's.
20:20One Class B and one Class A.
20:23We can do it!
20:24We can win!
20:28Are you sure this is the way?
20:30Are you sure this is the way?
20:30Yes.
20:31Since local residents are fleeing from this direction, we'll find monsters further up.
20:36Oh.
20:37Did you just see a butt-naked guy run past us?
20:40What?
20:41Must have evacuated mid-bath.
20:44I'll check it out.
20:45Go on without me.
20:47Right!
20:47Got it!
20:50Moomin Rider here.
20:51Yes, sir.
20:52Correct.
20:52We're on our way there now.
20:54What?
20:55Did you say the shelter?
20:56It was the other way!
21:07All right.
21:08When I give the signal, charge him.
21:14One.
21:16Two.
21:18That's weird.
21:19I know I saw a naked guy.
21:22One.
21:34Now, why so quiet all of a sudden?
21:37You there!
21:38Are you one of the sea folk?
21:44Moomin Rider went in there?
21:46Yes.
21:46I couldn't stop him.
21:48Hello?
21:48Moomin Rider!
21:49What's your location?
21:50This is beyond what you can handle.
21:52The monster even took out a Class S hero.
21:55We need to assemble a subjugation squad and fast!
21:58A Class S hero was defeated?
22:00Who is this?
22:02Where's Moomin Rider?
22:03What's going on?
22:06Stand up!
22:06Paddling mode!
22:08It's the roar of justice!
22:11Wait.
22:12Is this the Hero Association?
22:13Yes.
22:14And who are you?
22:16Put on the owner of that cell phone right now!
22:18This is the Hero Saitama.
22:21Saitama?
22:28What's going on?
22:32It's the Hero Saitama.
22:34It's the Hero Soccer.
22:34It's the Hero Saitama.
22:50No.
22:51No.
23:11Thank you so much for joining us.
24:00Hey, how'd you like my gigantic drill stinger?
24:03By the way, I nailed ten of those sea folk things.
24:06You're in a good mood.
24:07Lightning Max, I won't ask how many sea folk you defeated,
24:10but I'm sure you did totally great.
24:12Next time on One Punch Man, Episode 9, Unyielding Justice.
24:15Don't know who's gonna divvy it out,
24:17but make sure our sacrifices weren't in vain.
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