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On a supercontinent version of Earth, ravaged by monstrous threats, the Hero Association mobilizes superheroes to defend humanity. Among them stands Saitama, an unaffiliated hero from City Z whose rigorous training regimen granted him invincible strength—capable of ending any battle with a single punch. This absolute power has left him disillusioned, longing for an opponent who can reignite his passion for combat. His solitary existence changes when he encounters Genos, a cybernetic warrior seeking vengeance against the machine that annihilated his hometown. After witnessing Saitama effortlessly defeat the monstrous Mosquito Girl—an adversary who had nearly killed him—Genos becomes his devoted disciple.
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00:01Answer me this! Why are we forced to work?
00:04Why must we pay money to eat?
00:06It's insane! Can't we all just share?
00:09Look around. The rich get fat while the poor die.
00:13Where is the freedom in this world? Does it even exist?
00:17We're all just slaves to our work!
00:19And is work fun? No! How could it be?
00:23We do not want to work, period!
00:26That's why I, Hammerhead, will change our society!
00:30I'll make it where only those who want to work will work, while the rest are supported!
00:35We will create a utopian world!
00:37The paradisers led by Hammerhead will realize this!
00:46Boss, nobody's listening.
00:48All these damn idiots?
00:50They're not ready for us anyway!
00:52Let's go!
00:53That guy's an eater's loaded!
00:55We'll wreck his posh penthouse and show everyone that we mean business!
00:59High-rise apartments are symbols of inequality!
01:02Yes, sir!
01:22I'm so hungry!
01:25That's crazy!
01:27Damn it!
01:27And nats��의 mind!
01:29At once, it's débuted!
01:29To- Dragon Earth!
01:29What happens if you wanna kill me?
01:31Okay, everything comes to these choices!
01:32All particular suit is moral in my mind and fendersotting them!
01:33I want to go!
01:35I want to go!
01:36I want to go!
01:38Power!
01:40Get the power!
01:42We'll be right back to the end of the world.
01:45Hero!
01:46I can't say this.
01:49I can't say this.
01:52I can't say this.
01:54I can't fight with the evil.
02:00I can't say this.
02:04I can't say this.
02:06I can't say this.
02:08I can't say this.
02:13I'm the hero.
02:14I just want to give up.
02:15Hero!
02:21When you go!
02:21I want to go!
02:22It's a hero!
02:23I want to go!
02:28I want to go!
02:29To be able!
02:29To be able!
02:30To be able!
02:32I want to be.
02:39What a show-off. This whole building is Zaniru's home.
02:43There's no way in hell he made so much money legally.
02:47It's unforgivable. Bring it down.
02:49Yes, sir.
03:04The target has been destroyed.
03:06Man, these experimental battle suits sure do pack a wallop.
03:10I mean, sure, we had to steal them, but when it's all said and done, it was totally worth the
03:14risk.
03:14Wait, that was the wrong building.
03:18My bad, boss. Actually, his house is a little further up.
03:23Whatever, everyone makes mistakes.
03:25But the important thing is to learn something from them. Am I right?
03:29Right you are, sir.
03:30Then onwards, Zaniru's! Move out!
03:46You're amazing! Thanks a lot, Bicycle Guy!
04:10I will not play rock-paper-scissors with you! You've got a booger on your finger!
04:18What a dream.
04:20The terrorist group responsible for the riots call themselves the Paradisers.
04:24They've destroyed a high-rise building in City F, and the situation seems to be spiraling out of control.
04:30I'm receiving word that we've just learned the identity of their leader.
04:35This is Hammerhead, a B-class criminal who's been involved in several violent incidents in the past.
04:41He's a man of large stature, standing 6 feet 6 inches tall and weighing 462 pounds.
04:46According to one eyewitness report, he fought 20 men in a street brawl and sent each of them to the
04:52hospital.
04:53The Paradisers sent the following message directly to this TV station.
04:57We will continue to riot until food, clothing, and shelter are provided free of charge to those who do not
05:03work.
05:03Sounds pretty boring.
05:08No need for me to get involved.
05:12Reports indicate that they all have shaven heads, making them not only uniform in appearance, but quite intimidating.
05:18It is advised that those who encounter any shaven-headed men on the street should leave the area immediately.
05:25What? No.
05:28Bastards! Those thieves! They stole my look!
05:32I spend all this time trying to be a hero, but if they keep acting like jackasses, I'll be treated
05:36like a villain!
05:39No! They will pay!
05:42Run!
05:44The Paradisers are coming!
05:47Man, they're tough. They're not gonna back down!
05:52It's too dangerous!
05:56Stop right there, you thugs!
06:10The Bicycle is for justice!
06:12Mumen Rider is here!
06:14Mumen Rider has come to save us!
06:16There's nothing to fear with him around!
06:19Hmm. Hero, huh?
06:21What a joke.
06:22Here I come!
06:26Somebody call an ambulance!
06:30Mr. Zuniru, you must flee!
06:33Hmph. What are you kidding? I can't do that. Running away from terrorists would hurt my reputation.
06:38There's no need to leave.
06:42Not while I'm around. You're quite the lucky man having this occur while I'm still under contract.
06:50You're just one bodyguard, you can't-
06:52Whoa, Sonic! That's the spirit? But are you sure you can handle this by yourself? The men coming are-
06:57Of course I can.
07:00Of course I can.
07:00You should be concerned with their lives. So start thinking of a way to dispose of the pile of dead
07:05bodies I'm about to make.
07:08The Paradisers. A bunch of upstarts lucky enough to be equipped with some new type of battle suit.
07:14But, they're led by that B-class criminal Hammerhead. He might have some backbone.
07:26Boss, look! You can see Zuniru's building across the woods. People call it the Golden Turd.
07:35Alright, let's go!
07:45Something's wrong.
07:48I've been waiting for you, Hammerhead.
07:52Zuniru sent me.
07:56Let me start out by saying this. No opponent of mine has ever escaped alive. Not once.
08:03I plan on keeping it that way. When it comes to my job, I'm a perfectionist.
08:09But if you surrender right now, I'll let you live.
08:12So what's it gonna be then?
08:15Heh.
08:19Go!
08:29Go!
08:44What is this?
08:49What's going on? Why is every-
08:56Holy crap!
08:59Gah!
09:00Gah!
09:09What's all this? Trying to intimidate me?
09:13You can't see me, can you?
09:17There you are!
09:22Ah! It's a terrorist!
09:24No I'm not! Chill out!
09:31So he decided to fight instead of run.
09:43Oops!
09:44There goes my bad habit again!
09:46Ha ha ha ha! You're just a little dog bought by Zuniru's money!
09:50You really think someone like me who's fighting for a noble cause can lose to a gun-for-hire dog
09:56like you?!
09:56I see what he's up to. It's just as I thought. He's a complete fool. He could've at least tried
10:03to arrange the rocks in a less obvious way.
10:07Gah! There are plenty more rocks where those came from! And if you don't stop me, they're just gonna keep
10:13on coming!
10:14So let me guess. You think you'll be able to deal with my speed if you know which direction I'm
10:20coming from. How utterly pathetic. But I'll play along.
10:23In fact, I'll take you!
10:27Head on!
10:34He's too fast. I can't see him. But it doesn't matter.
10:38I got this!
10:42Gotcha!
10:45Think about how stupid you were to face off against the likes of me on your way down to hell!
10:50Ah!
10:55It's over.
10:56Yeah. Unfortunately, I couldn't go easy on them.
11:00Yes. Hammerhead's body is over here as well.
11:03I'll head back now.
11:07The corpse is gone?
11:12Phew. That was close. It's a good thing that ninja freak hit me in the head.
11:17Luckily, my skull's always been several times thicker than a normal person's.
11:22Dammit. I don't know who that bastard was, but one day I'm gonna kill-
11:27Great. Now what?
11:34Huh.
11:37Oh. There you are.
11:47Oh. There you are.
11:52As with the mosquito monster, it seems I grossly underestimated my opponent's power once again.
11:58I let my guard down and Kabuto took advantage of that.
12:02If Master Saitama had not been there as well, I am certain that I would have been destroyed.
12:09I see. Well, either way, I'm glad you're all right.
12:12Doctor. He saved me from certain death on two different occasions.
12:17You were the one responsible for restoring my life.
12:20Later, this same life was saved by Master Saitama, who now has saved it again.
12:26Ah. Yes, I think I get the picture, Genos.
12:29You're trying to tell me just how amazing this Saitama fella is. Am I correct?
12:34Yes, sir.
12:35Listen to me, Genos. They're not quite ready just yet, but I'm developing a new set of augmentations.
12:42When I replace your existing parts with them, you may even be able to surpass your friend.
12:48He must possess an enormous amount of strength for you to go on and on about him to such a
12:53degree.
12:56Yes.
12:58So what's your deal? Did you come out here to sign up with the Paradisers?
13:01Not at all. Actually, I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun. For personal reasons, I'm out here to
13:07smash all your heads in.
13:09So, uh, where are your followers?
13:12Then die!
13:21All right, enough. I better get out of here quick.
13:26Ow. I thought I punched him.
13:29Aw, what a letdown. I was pretty excited to see the battle suits I'd been hearing about. But the design's
13:35pretty lame, and all they do is give you superhuman strength.
13:42You have no idea how hard it was to get a hold of these things! How could an insignificant gnat
13:47like you know their true value, huh?!
13:52Today is your lucky day! I've been waiting to test the full power of this suit on someone!
14:05And all these things! How could an actual battle suits I'm out there?
14:09Whoa. When I was just a kid, I used to use that move all the time.
14:17No! Impossible!
14:21Hammerhead, huh? He's a lot like me.
14:25No way! What the hell are you?!
14:37Wait, hold on! I just... I just wanted to get out of working, that's all!
14:45Don't be bad anymore, okay?
14:46What? Wait, you mean you're not gonna kill me?
14:50Get lost.
14:51Right! You got it!
15:00That's that.
15:03Where did Hammerhead wander off to?
15:08There's no one left here but you.
15:18Hmm. He was heading in that direction screaming and yelling. Fuck naked.
15:26What's this thing?
15:34Hey, you got it wrong.
15:37What have I got wrong?
15:39I know how this looks but I'm not one of the Paradisers.
15:42You're a terrible liar.
15:44No, no, no! Don't be stupid! Look at me!
15:47I don't really need to. With that bald head, there's no denying it.
15:52Come on! Really, take a good look at me!
15:55I'm the guy who's out being a hero for fun! I'm not a villain!
15:58Never heard of you.
16:03Oh, I see.
16:04Either way, it doesn't matter to me in the least.
16:08You were able to read my attacks two times in a row. That's the real problem.
16:13Born in a ninja village, I've been honing and perfecting my techniques since my earliest days of childhood.
16:20Yet you saw right through them in an instant. This I cannot permit.
16:27What's he talking about?
16:29My pride won't allow it. I don't care who you are. I can't let you simply walk away.
16:37Oh, come on.
16:39You just want to try out those honed and perfected moves on me.
16:42I can tell by that innocent smile of yours.
16:53What do you think of this speed that breaks the sound barrier?
16:57Of these shockwaves!
16:59Can you even see me?
17:05How can you possibly keep up with me?
17:10Uh...
17:13Can I go home?
17:16Bastard!
17:17Twin Blade Kick!
17:23Checkmate.
17:27Oops.
17:28Sorry.
17:29I, uh... I didn't do that on purpose.
17:31I meant to stop before hitting you, but your momentum carried my fist into your, um...
17:35No!
17:36Ah!
17:43Listen. I've worked every job from assassin to bodyguard. I'm the deadly ninja.
17:48Speed of sound, Sonic!
17:49But for the time being, my work will be on hold. And now that I've found such a formidable opponent,
17:55I'm dedicating myself to training until we settle this!
17:59Let me know your name!
18:01It's Saitama.
18:03Saitama! Next time we meet, it'll be your demise!
18:10Sure.
18:11I, Speed of sound Sonic, the ultimate ninja, will not rest until I have brought you down!
18:16Go train hard!
18:21Speed of sound Sonic? Who is that? What kind of person would possess such a redundant name?
18:27Dunno. He appeared out of nowhere, said we were rivals and then took off.
18:31If he is bothering you, I will get rid of him.
18:34You're not much better, you know.
18:36Actually, why are you here again?
18:37Go home! It's not like we're related!
18:40Master! I must become stronger because-
18:42SHUT UP!
18:45The incidents from today made me aware of a serious problem and I'm reeling from shock.
18:50So I beg you, just go home.
18:52A serious problem?
18:54For somebody as great as you are?
18:56But what could it possibly be?
18:58Please, tell me.
19:07No one knows who I am.
19:11It's been right around three years since I first became a hero.
19:16I've defeated a lot of monsters and evil organizations during that time.
19:20Come to think of it, I've never heard of any other heroes doing as much as me.
19:24Not even close.
19:26Everyone in the world should know my name by now.
19:28I mean, isn't it kinda weird that I don't have any fans or anything?
19:32You know what he said to me today?
19:35Never heard of you.
19:37Never.
19:38On top of that, everyone in town thought I was one of those terrorists.
19:42They forgot how I beat those monsters and all the other stuff I've done for them.
19:47He is right.
19:48I recall seeing the news report earlier today.
19:51There was no mention of Master Saitama or Speed of Sound Sonic.
19:55Instead, the one credited for defeating the Paradisers was a hero called Moomen Rider.
20:00Hold on.
20:02Master!
20:03Are you listed with the Hero Registry?
20:08Take a test at any local branch of the Hero Association.
20:12If you score better than the Cut-Off, you will be registered in the Hero Registry and will be allowed
20:16to officially call yourself a hero.
20:19Once officially recognized, you'll be deemed a pro and will be paid for your work through donations collected by the
20:24association.
20:25All the heroes in the public eye are fully registered, accredited, and professional.
20:30You may be doing plenty of hero work, but if you're only a self-proclaimed hero, you're really just some
20:35weirdo.
20:36Some weirdo spouting nonsense and viewed with great suspicion, it says.
20:42I had no clue.
20:45So, Genos, are you registered?
20:47No. Should I be?
20:50Huh?
20:52Hey, let's sign up!
20:53Go register with me and I'll make you my official disciple!
20:57Sounds like a plan.
21:03Please...
21:04Don't do this!
21:05Forgive me!
21:09Pleading for his life after stealing battle suits from the organization?
21:13He truly understood nothing.
21:15Of course.
21:16We did let the theft take place in order to collect the data from the suits in the field.
21:21And the body?
21:22Leave it.
21:25Thanks for giving me my thick skull, Mommy.
21:28I promise...
21:30I promise I'll get a job.
21:32Our guest this morning is Mr. Majimeda, an expert on the labor issues confronting young people today.
21:37Thanks for being here.
21:38Thank you for having me.
21:40Mr. Majimeda, as we saw with the Paradiser incident recently, there's an increase in young people who lack motivation to
21:46work.
21:46Would you care to comment on this phenomenon?
21:49Honestly, I'm really not that different from them.
21:54Those unemployed guys are a lot like me.
22:04If I'd taken a wrong step, would I have ended up like that too?
23:13心配 私にだけは弱さ見せて 星より先に見つけてあげる もうすぐ帰ってきてね ねえ早く帰ってきてね
23:46コレと んぼあぁ、はじめキャラ ソー、はじめキャラ ソー、はじめキャラ シャラ シャラ クラーターをさせた
24:02How's it hanging? Before I introduce next week's episode, I'd like to take a few moments to do a little
24:07PR for myself.
24:09Oh, I can't do that. Next time on One Punch Man, Episode 5, The Ultimate Master.
24:14Yeah, if I'd had a mentor like him, maybe my life would have been different.
24:17Who knows?
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