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On a supercontinent version of Earth, ravaged by monstrous threats, the Hero Association mobilizes superheroes to defend humanity. Among them stands Saitama, an unaffiliated hero from City Z whose rigorous training regimen granted him invincible strength—capable of ending any battle with a single punch. This absolute power has left him disillusioned, longing for an opponent who can reignite his passion for combat. His solitary existence changes when he encounters Genos, a cybernetic warrior seeking vengeance against the machine that annihilated his hometown. After witnessing Saitama effortlessly defeat the monstrous Mosquito Girl—an adversary who had nearly killed him—Genos becomes his devoted disciple.
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00:21I'll see you next time.
00:52It's closing in!
00:53Damn! So who's available?
00:55We have confirmation that Lightning Max and Smile Man are on their way!
00:59Give me that threat level assessment!
01:07As you can see, explosions are going off behind me!
01:10The wake of destruction left by this monster is at an unprecedented scale!
01:13The Hero Association is analyzing the threat level in order to-
01:21Guess I'll go.
01:41Mommy! Daddy!
01:44Mommy! Daddy!
01:47Mommy!
01:48Mommy!
01:50Mommy!
01:52Mommy!
01:52Mommy!
01:58Mommy!
02:01Mommy!
02:02You're a fast one?
02:03Who are you?
02:07Just a guy who's a hero for fun.
02:11You're kidding.
02:13What kind of half-assed backstory is that?
02:16Mine's far superior.
02:18I was formed from the pollution man wrought upon the Earth.
02:21I am Vaccine Man!
02:22The Earth is a single living organism.
02:26You filthy humans are nothing but a disease causing bacteria eating away at a precious life force.
02:32In order to wipe out humanity and the evil civilization built on her surface,
02:36the Earth and her infinite wisdom has given birth to me!
02:40You say you do this for fun?
02:42For fun?!
02:44For fun?!
02:44How dare you confront Mother Earth's apostle for such a mindless reason?!
02:48Yet what could be expected from a human?!
03:02Not again.
03:03All it took was one punch.
03:05Damn it!
03:35By have you found the battle?
03:40This side is a bucket list.
03:43Why is this enough?
03:47Please understand the battle right?
03:51I'll wait…
03:51This one would say a chance.
03:57Hi diagnosing humanity about healer.
04:04We're gonna know, hey, yeah!
04:05So love!
04:07I'm a enemy of my heart
04:09I'm not a hero's back
04:14If I'm a hero, I'll fight with a hero's back
04:19I'll fight with a hero's back
04:26I'll fight with a hero
04:26A lonely hero
04:32I want to be a Sai-Jashiro!
04:44A monster! Let's go!
04:50What's this? Are you sure you don't want to run away?
05:00Bet you're a new businessman already hating the daily grind.
05:03I ate too much crab and turned into this crab-lante.
05:07You should be crapping in your pants right now.
05:09Why aren't you running?
05:11Got a death wish or something?
05:14Is that it?
05:16Well, not quite.
05:19I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed.
05:22Right now, I'm looking for a job.
05:25I had another interview today and got turned down big time.
05:29I couldn't care less about anything.
05:32And I'm in no mood to turn tail and run.
05:35Just because you're here.
05:41So, what happens now, crab-lante?
05:45Your eyes are cold and lifeless, just the same as mine.
05:49Since we have that in common, I think I'll let you off the hook this time.
05:53Besides, right now, I'm out hunting different prey.
05:58Hmm?
05:59A brat with a big chin.
06:01And when I find him, I'm gonna rip his arms off.
06:04Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah!
06:18What are you looking at?
06:20A big chin brat.
06:22If he's caught, he's dead.
06:24Hey kid, were you messing with a big crab monster?
06:29Uh...
06:30While he was sleeping out in the park, I drew some nipples on his chest.
06:34It's definitely him!
06:36He has no idea what he's done.
06:38What do I do?
06:39I can still help, but...
06:41Huh?
06:43This kid's kinda weird looking.
06:45It's none of my business, really.
06:48I should just walk away.
06:50Heh.
06:51Right.
06:51I mean, who really cares, anyway?
07:01What the hell am I doing?
07:05Listen, kid.
07:06He's after you.
07:08Now get out of here.
07:11Don't worry about me.
07:13Just go.
07:15But...
07:15I can't.
07:16I gotta get my soccer ball.
07:18Are you serious?
07:22Cold eyes.
07:23What's the big idea?
07:25Don't tell me you're gonna protect that stinking big chin brat.
07:28Oh, come on.
07:29You're really gonna kill this kid over some harmless little prank?
07:32Doesn't that seem kinda harsh?
07:35Gah-gah-gah!
07:36Whatever, I've killed people for a lot less.
07:38Whoever makes fun of the way I look pays the price.
07:41No exceptions.
07:44By the way, that little punk threw ridiculous nipples on my manly shell chest!
07:50An impermanent marker!
07:51I've got claws!
07:52I can't even use a towel to wipe it off!
07:55Get in my way!
07:57And I'll make sure that job interview you blew today will be your last!
08:12Man, it just came to me!
08:14You look just like a villain from this kid's cartoon I used to watch!
08:17Ah!
08:25Shhh!
08:26Die!
08:27Ah!
08:28Oh, no!
08:29Ah!
08:32Stop right there.
08:34If I watch you kill a kid right in front of me, I'll have nightmares.
08:40You know what?
08:42When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a hero.
08:45Not some damn businessman.
08:47But a superhero who could send rotten villains like you flying with one punch.
08:52Screw looking for a job.
08:55Bring it on, crab!
08:57Oh, a hero, huh?
08:59Huh?
09:00Ridiculous!
09:01You're pathetic!
09:03You don't stand a chance against me!
09:07Your life ends.
09:09No!
09:43After that day, I trained so hard I went bald.
09:47I became so powerful no one can beat me.
09:51I'm the hero I'd always dreamed of becoming.
09:54So what is this?
09:56What's wrong with me?
09:58Why does my heart feel so lifeless and empty?
10:03482 yen, please.
10:05Sure.
10:07Oh, hang on a sec.
10:15Here, I have the 82 yen.
10:42Yes, this is incredible, little brother.
10:46I never thought it would work so well.
10:51Amazing.
10:52This power is more than I could have ever imagined.
10:56My goal was to become the strongest man in the world.
11:01The strongest man.
11:02That was my dream.
11:08At last, the ultimate steroid, Biceps King, is complete.
11:14Hey, Marugori.
11:15Drink this and you will obtain the power you've been seeking.
11:19What?
11:20You sure about this?
11:22Indeed.
11:23I added strawberry flavoring to make it go down easier.
11:27Okay.
11:35Yes, wonderful.
11:39My brains and your brawn.
11:41By combining the greatest of minds and the strongest of bodies this world has to offer,
11:45the two of us will conquer the earth and rule together as kings.
11:49We're unstoppable.
11:58Incredible.
11:59Good.
12:00Well done.
12:01Thousands have perished.
12:03Now then, only cleanse the next town as well.
12:06This is it.
12:09This is what I was looking for.
12:12To be the strongest man.
12:15This is an emergency evacuation warning.
12:18A giant creature of unknown origin has appeared in City D.
12:22The creature is currently on a direct path towards City D.
12:26All residents, please evacuate immediately.
12:30I repeat.
12:31I repeat.
12:36Yes, run, scatter like rats.
12:39Destroy them all.
12:40The strongest man.
12:42The strongest man.
12:44The strongest man.
12:46So what do you think, dear brother?
12:48Yeah, how's it feel being the strongest?
12:50What?
12:51There's someone on your shoulder!
12:53Put some pants on.
12:56That guy there on your shoulder, kill him!
13:08Brother, no!
13:12How did this happen?
13:14All I wanted was to be the strongest man in the world.
13:18And now that I finally am, I kill my own brother!
13:25I don't know who you are, but this is your fault!
13:29You're gonna pay!
13:40The strongest.
13:42Behold, our brotherly power!
14:00I am the strongest.
14:10But what does that matter?
14:12I feel empty.
14:14You get it, right?
14:26Having overwhelming strength is pretty boring, actually.
14:34Whoops!
14:55There's no sign that the evils of this world are disappearing.
14:59That hasn't changed since before I became a hero.
15:03So, I guess that means I haven't really made any difference.
15:07I'm not necessarily sad about that.
15:11But there has been something bothering me lately.
15:14As the days pass, my emotions grow more distant.
15:19Fear, tension, joy, anger.
15:22I feel none of them anymore.
15:24In exchange for power, maybe I've lost something that's essential for being human.
15:37No sense hiding if you saw me.
15:40I'm super custom Y0649Z Mark II!
15:44I love building custom cars.
15:46Before, I'd have all kinds of emotions whirling inside me when I fought.
15:50Dread, panic, rage.
15:53If you're thinking about getting in my way, I'll put a spin sign on that big headlight of yours!
16:04But now, all I need is one punch to end it.
16:11Eggs over rice sounds good for dinner tonight.
16:18Every day I come home uninjured and wash my gloves.
16:23When I'm out fighting monsters, I never feel as if my heart's really in it anymore.
16:30I mean, I just do the hero thing as a hobby.
16:34But as long as I get a kick out of it, in the end, that's all I really care about.
16:52Ah!
17:01My house!
17:17He's tough.
17:19Just what in the hell are you?
17:21What are we?
17:23That's rude.
17:24We are the true earthlings.
17:26Did you say we?
17:28I believe your kind call us subterraneans.
17:32We suffer from overpopulation.
17:36Therefore, we must claim the world above ground.
17:39We've learned the surface world is overpopulated too.
17:43This is a problem for us.
17:46Which is why we have decided to eradicate all of you.
17:52Since we began our invasion operation, 70% of the surface dwellers have died.
17:58This is a battle for survival.
18:00I hope you can understand that.
18:03However, this is unexpected.
18:06We have encountered no surface dwellers that our punches could not kill.
18:10Oh yeah?
18:11Same here.
18:12It's been too long since I've come across such worthy opponents.
18:16Mole men.
18:19We are earthlings!
18:29What?
18:30But how?
18:32Human bastard!
18:36Die!
18:39Die!
19:30It's over.
19:33What was that surface dweller? He was so strong.
19:37Who, me? I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.
19:43I never lose. And the surface is guarded by me!
19:51Big talk for a race of vermin!
20:08What is this feeling coming over me? This wild throbbing in my heart? This rush? This sensation?
20:27It's been so long. I've forgotten the exhilaration of a real fight!
20:49It's all coming back to me now. This is it!
20:53Well, well. It looks like you've been taking good care of my children, surface dweller.
21:01This is it.
21:03Let's see how you fare against the subterranean team.
21:07This is the feeling I've been looking for!
21:28The surface is ours, humans! You surface dweller must die! I am the subterranean king! Now prepare yourselves for the
21:38-
21:44All right! Now bring it on!
21:50Huh?
22:02I've become too strong.
22:20I've become too strong.
22:33Well, it's everything.
22:35What are you doing?
22:36会いたい気分 泣きたい気分 ログランピックな気分 届けて この想い
22:50Why do you always know? I've been working hard for a lot.
23:04If you want to be strong, I want to be strong.
23:09If you want to be strong, let me transform the place in the next step.
23:20I'll see you later, come back.
23:28Come here, come here
23:30Come here, come here
23:33Come here
23:35Come here
24:00Come here
24:00How'd you like seeing me get ripped apart this week?
24:03Now it's time for me, Cravlante, to tell you about next week
24:07Huh? No visuals?
24:08Well, next week, this guy appears in Z-City, where Saitama lives
24:12What now? Time's up?
24:14Anyway, coming up next is Episode 2, The Lone Cyborg
24:18I hope you all
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