- 19 hours ago
Category
đŸ“º
TVTranscript
00:25Hello?
00:29Hello.
00:33Just tell me what's happened.
00:36And what is it?
00:42I'll be right back.
00:45What's happened?
00:49Susanna.
00:50Susanna?
00:52Princess Susanna.
00:54Is she all right?
00:57She's all right.
01:03She's all right.
01:20Don't kill me.
01:24Please don't kill me.
01:27Read the statement.
01:30Yes.
01:32All right.
01:34On this screen.
01:36That is correct.
01:41I am Susanna.
01:44Duchess Bowman.
01:47Populately known as Princess Susanna.
01:52I am in a place you cannot find, held by one you will not trace.
02:05Prime Minister Michael Callum.
02:09Prime Minister Michael Callum.
02:11My life.
02:15My life.
02:17Depends on you.
02:20If you do not do precisely as instructed, by 4 p.m. this afternoon I will be...
02:33I will be executed.
02:40What are you doing? Keep it going.
02:41Prime Minister.
02:43Prime Minister, at this point I think it's important to say that we are 100% certain that this is
02:49indeed Princess Susanna.
02:51Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight, returning from the wedding of a college friend of hers.
02:57She had insisted on going.
02:59You had security on her?
03:00Er, two PPOs, still unconscious.
03:02Heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound.
03:06No sign of struggle.
03:08What do they want?
03:10Money?
03:13Release a jihadi?
03:15Scrap third world dead.
03:19Save the fucking libraries.
03:20We are convinced both the video and the demand it contains are genuine.
03:25What demand?
03:26What Susanna says next.
03:30It concerns you directly, sir.
03:34Just play it.
03:39There is only one demand.
03:41And it is a simple one.
03:43No.
03:44At 4pm this afternoon, Prime Minister Michael Carrot must appear on live British television, on all networks, terrestrial and satellite.
03:52And...
03:54No.
03:59On all British networks, terrestrial and satellite.
04:03And have far unsimpleted sexual intercourse with a pig.
04:11I don't understand.
04:14The video ends with a series of technical specifications for the broadcast.
04:32Why are you doing this?
04:37This is a joke, right?
04:39Ha ha, Mike, ho ho.
04:41It's real.
04:46She's a pig.
04:48Sex with a pig.
04:52They want me to have sex with a pig.
04:55Live.
04:56On television.
04:58This afternoon.
05:04But what...
05:06Who...
05:06We're checking with our embedded operatives, compiling a list of suspects as we speak.
05:10Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
05:12And there's not long to formulate our response.
05:16Well, I'm not fucking a pig.
05:19Page one, that's not happening.
05:21Of course.
05:30Yes.
05:30Absolutely, sir.
05:33Well, have we established a dialogue with this...
05:35This person?
05:36We can't.
05:36There's no email address.
05:37No code word.
05:39No channel for negotiation.
05:41Okay, so we'll focus on finding Susanna.
05:44We get her back.
05:45And however it's done, I don't care.
05:46We stop this now.
05:47I assure you everyone's working towards this.
05:50Yes.
05:50No, not everyone.
05:51A dedicated core team.
05:52This can't go wide.
05:54And keep it so far from the press, it's on the other side of Jupiter.
05:57This only exists in this room.
06:01It's already outside it.
06:04Well, if there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down.
06:06Bright red D-notice.
06:08Super fucking Godzilla injunction with ten inch white old fangs.
06:12This video came from YouTube.
06:16What?
06:17It was uploaded via an encrypted IP over an hour ago.
06:20Well, get it off there!
06:21We did, after nine minutes.
06:22But that was long enough for it to be downloaded, duplicated and spread.
06:26Spread?
06:28How many people have seen this?
06:30We take down one, six clones immediately pop up elsewhere.
06:33How many people?
06:34Fifty thousand, that's our current estimate.
06:38The newsrooms have got it.
06:40They're running this on air.
06:41No, no. We put a Type 5D notice out immediately.
06:44And they're complying.
06:45For now.
06:47It's trending on Twitter.
06:48Oh, for fucking internet.
06:55So what now? What's the playbook?
06:57This is virgin territory, Prime Minister.
07:00There's no playbook.
07:11The Tate Modern Club.
07:11The Tate Modern Club.
07:12The Tate Modern Club.
07:12The Tate Modern Club.
07:14The Tate Modern Club.
07:20Princess Susanna's been kidnapped.
07:22You're taking the shit out of me.
07:23And there's a YouTube of it.
07:25Welcome to what?
07:28Princess Susanna's been kidnapped.
07:30Sexual intercourse with an on-raise.
07:32No way.
07:33It's a piss-take man, look at him.
07:35I don't understand.
07:37Why is it not on the news?
07:38...Carlton Blum's controversial agitation exhibition at the Tate Modern closes three weeks ahead of schedule amid criticism from...
07:44So how do we even describe it?
07:46An indecent act?
07:47Everyone's seen the video.
07:48They already know the full details.
07:50If we mentioned bestiality pre-water shed, Ofcom would be seriously pissed off.
07:53Fuck Ofcom.
07:54We're still observing the de-notice.
07:56We're honouring the de-notice.
07:57The voluntary de-notice.
07:59It may be a sportsman-like gesture, but we are making it.
08:02A woman's life is at stake here.
08:04We follow procedure.
08:05My timeline consists 100% of viewers asking why we're not covering it.
08:09How do I reply?
08:10You don't.
08:11Yeah, that is totally backwards.
08:12No one else has broken rank.
08:14Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
08:15I hear Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive.
08:18That may be, but...
08:20It's like 9-11's happening and we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.
08:22We're not a chat room.
08:24It's on CNN.
08:26And Fox.
08:27And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
08:30All right!
08:33Oh, God, this planet!
08:37Okay, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
08:39Damon, public reaction.
08:40Mira, the royal angle.
08:41Upcoming marriage, etc.
08:42Simon, set tone with standards and practices.
08:44We need to explain this without viewers sticking up their wheatabigs.
08:47Lorcan, the internet aspect, new paradigm, Twitter, Arab Spring, all that bibble.
08:51Dan, all graphics run past me.
08:53Keep it functional.
08:54No Peppa Pig's.
08:55Malaika, update the Princess O-Bit VT.
08:58The O-Bit VT?
08:59Hm?
08:59First, an awkward phone call.
09:01Least I can do is warn Tom.
09:07We put a D-notice on it.
09:09Don't.
09:10I'm begging you.
09:12Don't run it, Martin.
09:13Look, I'm sorry.
09:14I can't help you.
09:16You know how much help you're getting from here on in?
09:19Multiplying nothing by shit all.
09:20UK and it's dead to us.
09:22Shove it up your arse, you fucking...
09:24Interesting.
09:25A man.
09:26A man?
09:27A man.
09:28Tom.
09:30See you across it.
09:32I'm exploring contingency plans.
09:34I briefed Canet.
09:38Ah, Mr. Canet.
09:39Noel from Blue Eye.
09:42Noel won an Emmy for his effects work on that HBO moon western thing.
09:47See your tranquility.
09:48Yeah, yeah, you won't find better.
09:49Can you map a head-on to a different body alive?
09:51Defends if your camera's moving.
09:52Rule sheet specifies a single handheld camera in a constant roving motion.
09:58Hmm.
09:58Yeah, Gonzo style.
10:00He knows his shit.
10:01That's tough.
10:02Forwishing to be transmitted in four.
10:04What does...
10:05Just focus on the visuals.
10:06Different face mapped onto a live performer.
10:09According to those stipulations.
10:11Fringes of possibility.
10:12Deadline's at four.
10:13We need to know if it's workable by two.
10:19Can't happen.
10:20It has to.
10:22Our embeds have ruled out the major players.
10:24It's not AQ, not IRA.
10:25And this is what's left.
10:26Radicals, hate groups.
10:28People who threaten yourself for the, uh, or the royals.
10:31They're being pulled in even as we speak.
10:33More than a questioning, I hope.
10:35Somebody knows something.
10:41If we all do it more, then there'll be less waste overall lying around whenever the bin men...
10:45Is it still not on the telly?
10:47Nothing.
10:47It must be a hoax.
10:49Or a blackout.
10:50Oh, heads up.
10:52Some major breaking news now here on UKN.
10:55In the last few minutes, it's been confirmed that Susanna, Duchess of Beaumont, has been kidnapped.
11:00A video uploaded anonymously to the internet appears to depict the princess pleading for her life.
11:07The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand of a personal nature involving the Prime Minister.
11:13This is followed by a detailed list of instructions relating to the enactment of this demand.
11:18As police round up potential suspects across the nation, this UKN News Viewer video shows armed officers raiding an address
11:25in Bradford.
11:26A man thought to be connected with a religious pressure group can be seen being dragged to a waiting van.
11:31Details regarding...
11:32If it's a terrorist, they'll take her head off.
11:34For fuck's sake, man.
11:35They'll be asking for a million quid or something.
11:40They want him to do it for a pig.
11:43Telegraph has the whole video and an interactive timeline, tonally stark.
11:47Brief mention of the ransom being a sex act, nothing too gross.
11:51Sun runs with Taken, big grab of Susanna, the demand is meant to be mystically...
11:54Of course I still want that drink.
11:56Oh, then give me something.
11:57Oh, it's not...
11:58That won't be possible.
12:00I'm friendly when I drink.
12:01Very friendly when I'm grateful.
12:04There's no comment at this time.
12:16The Guardian are running a fucking live blog.
12:18And a short think piece on the historical symbolism of the pig.
12:31It's a day like no other.
12:32The kidnap video has now been watched by over 18 million people.
12:35The social networking sites are about with an estimated 10,000 tweets per minute.
12:39So, while we wait for Downing Street to make a formal response, there's no doubt that the nation is voicing
12:43its opinion.
12:44I don't think anyone should concede to any sort of humiliation under that kind of threat.
12:49I couldn't bear to see that and watch that.
12:51I won't personally be tuning in.
12:52I mean, just thinking about it is horrible.
12:54That's disgusting.
12:55It is disgusting.
12:55Think about it.
12:56It's going to be disgusting, but after that one, you're going to be a hero.
12:59People will look at him like he is totally insane and maybe take his position away.
13:03It would be absolutely hilarious to see that on TV.
13:06Nothing too abnormal for prime ministers and MPs.
13:09They're all deviants, sexual deviants, all MPs and prime ministers.
13:15We've been squeezing hard, but still nothing concrete.
13:18It is my house.
13:20You cannot stop.
13:21You are standing in my doorway.
13:22You are touching my door handle.
13:27You never would.
13:32It won't come to that.
13:34And if they don't find her?
13:36MI5 have got a name.
13:37They're surrounding a place now.
13:38Where?
13:39What?
13:40Where's the place?
13:42Truro.
13:42Why are you lying?
13:43What?
13:44You're lying.
13:45Truro.
13:46Jesus.
13:47I don't want you worrying.
13:49You never patronize me.
13:50Don't start now.
13:51Whoever this is, is insane.
13:53And has a princess.
13:54Who'll get through this?
13:55Not just any princess.
13:56The princess.
13:57Princess bloody Facebook bloody eco-conscious national sweetheart.
14:02I won't have to do anything.
14:05Everyone's laughing at us.
14:06You don't know that.
14:07I know people.
14:09We love humiliation.
14:10We can't not laugh.
14:11Nothing is going to happen.
14:12It's already happening in their heads.
14:15In their heads.
14:16That's what you're doing.
14:18What my husband is doing.
14:20Could you just...
14:23Please.
14:26Jane.
14:31I love you.
14:33What?
14:35Alice on the phone, sir.
14:37Get Alex to stall them for a bit.
14:39She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes.
14:42Her?
14:43It's the Queen herself.
14:46Go on.
14:56As the 4pm deadline draws nearer and the world holds its breath, waiting to discover whether
15:01Princess...
15:01Would they use a female pig?
15:03On the list.
15:04List of rules at the end of the video.
15:05Specifies camera angles and things.
15:07Like Dogma 95.
15:08It's not like Dogma 95.
15:10Exactly.
15:10What's Dogma 95?
15:12Cinematic movement.
15:13Lars von Trier.
15:15Oh.
15:15Left the rules for the director.
15:17No background music, only natural light and so on.
15:19For authenticity.
15:21Same as these rules.
15:22So they can't cheat it.
15:24Intercutting other guys' hours, pumping away.
15:25I mean, I can't think of anything remotely like this.
15:29Entirely new form of terrorism.
15:30The point of which...
15:31It's terrorism.
15:32It's not Islamist in nature.
15:33To request a pig is specifically...
15:34That's exactly the point.
15:36To make love to a pig.
15:37Make love?
15:39Steer them away from the grisly details.
15:41We can't discount anything.
15:43Let's not dwell on any of the details.
15:45This is already a huge national talking point.
15:48Isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this is looking for?
15:52How's Her Majesty taking it?
15:54I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back.
15:57That's what she said.
15:58And we are.
15:59It wasn't a collective you.
16:00It was a singular you.
16:01I.e. me.
16:02So we may have something.
16:04Jamie's been tracing the video's origin.
16:06I thought it was untraceable.
16:07Technically, yes.
16:09But, so I thought, to work with what we do know.
16:10And that video?
16:11Okay.
16:11Before YouTube compression, it was 57.3 meg.
16:16Algorithm.
16:16Boring.
16:17Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3.16am.
16:20So I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads of precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes leading
16:26up to 3.16.
16:27And the closest I can get is a postcode.
16:30But it came from somewhere in there.
16:33Looks like a campus.
16:34Yeah.
16:35Closed 2010 and it's been empty since.
16:38Latest eyesight image on this area?
16:403.00am flyover shot from last night.
16:44Looks like it had lights on.
16:47We got him.
16:49We got him.
16:50Alert the local team.
16:51We'll head out now.
16:52Full squad.
16:53I'll man it.
16:54With helmet cam relay.
16:55We can watch the operation.
16:57Press office.
16:58Okay, Tom.
17:21Right.
17:22Confident?
17:23It's a bit of a kick-bollock scramble, but with finesse in it should be okay.
17:25Well, finesse quickly.
17:27I'll perform as on his way.
17:34It's a new one for me, obviously.
17:36Because it's elite.
17:37I wouldn't normally, you know.
17:39You seen any of my films?
17:40No.
17:41Well, I'm pretty tread.
17:42Bish bash bosh.
17:43In and out.
17:44Yeah, well, what do I put on the invoice?
17:46That's what I'm wondering.
17:48There won't be any invoicing.
17:49Oi, oi, rod.
17:50Oi, oi.
17:50Chevrolet.
17:53Need to prep two statements on the rescue operation.
17:56Good outcome, bad outcome.
17:57Rescue operation?
17:59Goon squad's heading for some postcode in Buckinghamshire.
18:01HP 8, 4 TD.
18:03It's a college or something.
18:04Unless you'd be there by now.
18:05This morning, it was the mayor's turn to be taken.
18:11This is all.
18:21A victim of the phone has been sent to me to the surface.
18:24Assembly members wanted to know why the mayor didn't want to leave to investigate.
18:27Yeah.
18:30Agent Callard, this is Mr. Flynn.
18:32A.K.A. Rod Senseless.
18:35Stage mate.
18:38Yeah, well.
18:40You need to get into this.
18:42Is there a dressing room up in use?
18:44No.
18:45Where's my co-star?
18:46It'd be rude not to give her a bit of a kiss before, eh?
18:49Outside.
18:49In the truck.
18:51Well, it's la joie de vivre, isn't it?
18:56You also need to wear this.
18:58On your head.
19:07Board's been prized away.
19:08That's where they got him.
19:09Okay.
19:11Target identified.
19:12Commissioner, thank you.
19:13Sword team red has spotted a possible entry point.
19:15Any orders, boss?
19:16Continue reconnaissance and await instructions before we proceed.
19:19With the 4pm deadline only three hours away, time is running out for the fire.
19:23Prime Minister.
19:23It's gone for a little while.
19:24It's gone for a little while.
19:24It's gone for a little while.
19:25It's gone for a little while.
19:26It's gone for a little while.
19:26It's gone for a little while.
19:26Of course, let's never tell you, gentlemen.
19:29Simon's against the press.
19:30These figures have been nothing scourged.
19:32They're calling you?
19:34Do you think I'd be here if they had?
19:37I've got statements for either outcome.
19:42Listen, coverage is very simple.
19:44I can't think about coverage now.
19:45Of course.
19:52But it's on side.
19:54Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
19:55Every poll indicates a public understanding.
19:58Disgust with the captor.
19:59Outraged at the whole thing, but not at you.
20:05The fact is, if Walker's team fuck up, I'm not saying they will, but if they do, the public
20:09anticipates non-compliance.
20:12There'll be scores from the usuals, but it's not England expects.
20:24If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands.
20:28Bottom line.
20:32With just hours to go before the deadline, time is running out for the security services.
20:37Well, joining us is actress Lydia Balway.
20:39I thought this story was coming from OB-7.
20:41It is, but we trimmed the edit, so it's coming direct.
20:45Where do I know Twinkle Tits from?
20:48Uh, actress, Downton Abbey knows the princess.
20:51This came for you.
20:52Left the reception.
20:53Thanks, Jack.
20:53Courier and dropped it off.
20:5620 seconds on the end.
20:58Thanks.
20:59I'm going to plug this in.
21:04Oh, Jesus.
21:08Jack, call the police.
21:09What, me?
21:09He's taken.
21:11Get someone to shoot that first.
21:12What the fuck is this?
21:15I gave her Ross.
21:16I said no, I'm cheating.
21:27Some more breaking news now, and a severed finger, thought to belong to Princess Susanna,
21:33has been delivered to UKN, along with a video apparently showing the kidnapper removing it
21:39from the princess.
21:41UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard.
21:44Fuck you, Neil.
21:45People are believed to be subjected to...
21:46Oh, God, I can't watch this.
21:48He's got to do what they want.
21:50You fucking ass.
21:51Compled by a memory stick, which contained a statement...
21:53Accusing Downing Street of attempting to break rules laid down in the demands.
21:58Well, this grim development comes just hours before the 4pm deadline al...
22:04Jesus.
22:11Unless I'm mistaken, our mystery man specified no visual trickery in his original demand,
22:16didn't he?
22:17I considered it nec...
22:18You considered it necessary?
22:20To devise...
22:21Fucking hell!
22:22Come on!
22:26Mike!
22:28Mike!
22:29Don't.
22:30It's no...
22:31One word and I swear I will fucking...
22:44What did you do, Alex?
22:47I had a backup plan.
22:49A man prepared to do it, and an FX company that'd paint your head onto his shoulders.
22:54You actually thought that would work?
22:55I believed it was considering.
22:57Then you're a stupid bitch.
22:58With your interests at heart.
23:00Who knew about this?
23:02A select few.
23:03It seems some idiot at the studios recognized our designated performer.
23:08Tweeted a photo, and the online hive mind did the maths.
23:11It's not playing well.
23:14With her.
23:16With her.
23:17With anyone.
23:18A few hours ago, public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow,
23:22with only 28% of the public believing he should fulfill the bizarre and illegal request.
23:27But in the wake of these images, and with the delivery of the princess's severed finger to UKN,
23:32the mood is shifting.
23:34It would be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering.
23:37The appearance of the finger, he's just got to do it.
23:40He has to do it.
23:40What's the alternative?
23:42We can easily get another Prime Minister, but we can't live without a princess.
23:45Of course we should do it.
23:46Well, if he doesn't get it released, you know, he's finished, isn't he?
23:49Online polls suggest that 86% of voters now believe the demands should be met.
23:55Damon Brown, UK.
24:00I'm going to walk his team here from the college.
24:01They need time to establish...
24:02It's almost half two, and I'm not pissing around.
24:04Julian's advising against...
24:05And I'm advising four.
24:06They go in now.
24:08They go in now.
24:25Where's my hobbit, VT?
24:27What would you say if I told you I was standing near the building where Susanna's being held?
24:31I'd say bullshit.
24:33Then you'd be wrong.
24:35Have you got a crew with you?
24:37No, I'm not stupid.
24:39Malaika?
24:41Hello?
24:56Are you getting this?
24:57Yeah, we are.
24:58But stay back.
24:58Don't put yourself in any danger.
24:59I'm going back.
25:06Still getting this?
25:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:07We are.
25:07Just stay safe, Malaika.
25:09Be careful.
25:25If this doesn't work, we need to.
25:29No, no, no.
25:44Don't.
25:46Oh, my, damn!
25:53I'm the poor!
25:53I'm the poor!
25:54I'm the poor!
25:55I'm the poor!
25:56I'm the poor!
25:58I'm the poor!
25:58I'm the poor!
25:58I'm the poor!
25:59I'm the poor!
26:01You're right, I'm the poor!
26:04You're right, I'm the poor!
26:05Fuck!
26:12It's a decoy.
26:13They must have bounced the upload from here with the proxy.
26:15They could be anywhere.
26:16I'm sorry.
26:17Oh, Jesus.
26:19They're looking right at him!
26:20No, they can't see her.
26:20There's a screen here.
26:21Malaika, make sure they can't...
26:22They go!
26:27Run, Malaika, run!
26:29Run, Malaika, run!
26:32Get out of there!
26:34Come on!
26:44Is it him?
26:46Jack!
26:47Jesus!
26:47Where the fuck is Jack?
26:49They're building the boards!
26:50You, ones, ones!
26:51Run, show me all!
26:52Run!
26:52Get out!
26:54Get out!
26:55Let me!
26:57DJ, press out!
26:58You can!
27:00I?
27:00I like her something or other.
27:02She's from UKN.
27:02I'm the palm green.
27:03Yes!
27:05Which goes to your RTS award.
27:08There must be something.
27:09There's nothing there, Mike.
27:10There'll be a clue, some evidence.
27:12We've done all we can.
27:13You sent in a strike team to rescue a mannequin.
27:15I'm sorry, Michael.
27:15Oh, fuck off, Julian.
27:16Michael, it's 20 past three. We're out of time.
27:18We're not out of time.
27:20We're not out of time.
27:37It's not going to happen.
27:38To the public...
27:39Fuck the public!
27:40To the public, this would be one man of, to be blunt, questionable popularity,
27:44putting personal embarrassment over the life of a young girl.
27:46You won't even release her anyway. She's probably already dead.
27:48And if she isn't, he'll kill her and upload the video.
27:52Everyone will see it.
27:53The world will see it.
27:56The mood will border on insurrection, and you will be destroyed, I guarantee you.
28:01Utterly destroyed.
28:05The polling bears that out.
28:06You won't just be a disgraced politician.
28:10You'll be a despised individual.
28:13The public, the palace, and the party insist on compliance.
28:18Fuck the party!
28:19Refuse.
28:20And I've been advised that we cannot guarantee your physical safety.
28:26Or that of your family.
28:39I've made arrangements for the broadcast.
28:45I'm sorry, Michael.
28:46It's out of your hands.
29:09Let's take you live now to the scene in central London.
29:12As we see the Prime Minister's car travelling across London.
29:16He's going to do it.
29:17The world's bloody broken.
29:19And now appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios.
29:23And now appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios.
29:54We've ratified the law.
29:55After midnight, it'll be a criminal offence to store any recording or still images of the event.
30:04They're doing an announcement beforehand to wall people off even watching.
30:08Some sort of sonic tone that causes nausea.
30:12Of course, this comes at a time when public opinion has very much hardened following the delivery of the Princesses'
30:18private finger.
30:18After the 4pm deadline approaches, the whole nation is at a standstill watching this extraordinary situation play out.
30:26And just to remind you, this is now a story of global significance.
30:30Michael Curlow has displayed incredible bravery in what was literally a matter of life or death.
30:36That's how it opens, and then I think we should move on.
30:40Okay.
30:41Yeah.
30:43Everything prepared?
30:44Yes, ma'am.
30:45It's adated.
30:46Injection.
30:47Stay sorry.
30:55It's time to go in now.
31:03An unprecedented nature.
31:05This is an official announcement.
31:07In a few minutes, the Prime Minister will perform an indecent act on your screen.
31:11This is in accordance with the kidnappers' demand, in the hope that it will ensure the safe release of Princess
31:18Susanna.
31:19Recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast will become illegal at midnight.
31:23All viewers are advised to turn off their televisions immediately.
31:27The broadcast will commence after the following tone.
31:29Oh!
31:31Oh!
31:31Oh!
31:32Oh!
31:32Oh!
31:33Oh!
31:33Oh!
31:33Oh!
31:34Oh!
31:34Oh!
31:35Oh!
31:38Oh!
31:47Oh!
31:48Oh!
32:01We're complying with all the stipulated rules, so you'll have to keep going.
32:07You'll have to see it through to the end.
32:13We've placed visual aids in your eyeline, which might help if you get into trouble.
32:22The suggestion we're getting from psychologists is that you should take as long as you need.
32:30To rush might be misinterpreted as eagerness or even enjoyment.
32:48It's just a skeleton crew inside. Close set.
33:40I trust this will bring about.
33:41The safe return of Princess Susanna.
33:53Right there.
34:00I love my wife.
34:05May God forgive me.
34:31Oh, yeah.
34:34Yeah, yeah.
34:36Oh, no, no.
34:49You're sorry.
37:03She's back, ma'am.
37:04We've got her.
37:05Susanna.
37:05They released her?
37:07Stumbling about in the middle of the city.
37:09Sedated.
37:10She can't remember anything, but she's unharmed.
37:12But her finger?
37:13Not hers.
37:14DNA shows it's male.
37:15What?
37:16There is one other thing, ma'am.
37:17There's a CCTV grabber from half three.
37:21It seems he let her go 30 minutes before it happened.
37:26Why?
37:27It's my guess.
37:29He knew everyone would be elsewhere, watching screens.
37:33So it's a statement.
37:35Ma'am?
37:36That's what this is all about.
37:38About making a point.
37:40Should we, uh...
37:41Lose that page of the report?
37:43No one sees it, especially the PM.
37:56Good news, Michael.
37:58You saved her.
38:00Susanna's alive and well.
38:05Lose that page of the report.
38:49On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal,
38:53an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow
38:55put in an assured performance at a public appearance today,
38:58accompanied by his wife, Jane.
38:59Here I go.
39:02Oh!
39:05The other central figure in last year's events
39:07was also before the camera
39:08at last night's Children of Valor Awards.
39:11Princess Susanna made her first public appearance
39:13since announcing her pregnancy.
39:15It was one year ago today
39:17that the former Turner Prize-winning artist, Carlton Bloom,
39:21coerced the Prime Minister
39:22into committing an indecent act
39:24with the audacious kidnap.
39:26As the anniversary arrived,
39:28one art critic has caused controversy
39:30by describing it as the first great artwork
39:32of the 21st century.
39:34But while cultural commentators debate its significance,
39:37there's no denying that with a global audience
39:38of 1.3 billion,
39:40it was an event in which we all participated.
39:42However, the incident failed to destroy a Prime Minister
39:45who currently holds an approval rating
39:47three points higher than this time last year.
39:49Damon Brown, UKN.
39:56Jane.
39:58Jane, please.
40:10I'll see you next time, please.