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Off C.A.M.P.U.S Episode 1
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02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure.
02:50Your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:59Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Definitely dropping.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So.
03:32How'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah.
03:38I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell.
03:43You aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:48No.
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing
03:56today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No.
04:13No.
04:14She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am.
04:18Okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself on him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:21I've said maybe two words to the guy.
04:22And they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Song Jake's at five.
04:27You're on at nine.
04:28Okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Hmm.
04:45Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't
05:20do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarped for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:50Find another tutor dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle aged.
06:00Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the club
06:18Girls and the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21Picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:28Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:31I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
07:05I don't want shit
07:11Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face
07:24It's your scholarship
07:26It's not happening this year
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't, no
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39They can help
07:40No, they're just gonna give me another work-study job
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is
07:46Oh my god
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
07:49Don't stop breathing
07:50You need air
07:51To process
07:51And live
07:53Yeah, I also need money
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations
08:04Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist
08:09And there's no money in classical
08:11Well, jazz, jazz
08:12I could, I could write jazz
08:14Even less money, right?
08:17What, what do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday
08:20After you've had a few days to sit with this
08:21Hey, Hannah
08:24We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I, I could write pop
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist
08:37Moments ago
08:38And
08:38I wrote an outstanding piece
08:41On pop harmonies
08:42In your music theory class freshman year
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding
08:45It's true
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently
08:48About the harmonic vocal identities
08:51And the work of One Direction
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:57Famous last words
08:57Because the competition, it's
08:59It's pretty steep
09:00No, I can do this
09:02I will do this
09:06Okay
09:37Bring some ideas into class
09:37Doors shut this time
09:39Logan
09:41Drains clogged again
09:42No shit
09:43Finish your fucking shower
09:44I'll come fix it
09:46D
09:47Come help with the kegs
09:49Told you
09:50I'll be right down
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it
09:58You sure will
10:00Never mind
10:01Forget I have
10:04Maybe Garrett will help
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm
10:10Guys
10:16Hey, what's up, bro?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett
10:20Hey
10:21Hey
10:23Yo, Garrett
10:24What's up, bro?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening
10:27Stay tomorrow
10:28Hey, man
10:30Ladies
10:30Hey
10:32Garrett
10:32Yeah, man
10:41Smells good, Tucker
10:42Thank you
10:46Dean
10:46Dean
10:47Dude, can't you see
10:49I'm cooking, man?
10:50Same, bro
10:51Just fixed the shower
10:53Again
10:54Give you one guess
10:55Oh, jeez
10:57Well, that could be any
10:58Fuck, dude
10:59It's obviously yours, bud
11:01Don't look at me
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower's next
11:04So what's the next time
11:05A drain gets clogged
11:05In this house
11:06You get to fix it
11:06Yeah, like Dean's
11:07Ever snaked a drain
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these
11:14Dainty fucking sandwiches
11:15You're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party
11:16We need dippables
11:18I'm sorry
11:19Did you just
11:19Yeah, he just said
11:21Dippables
11:22Dippables
11:22Dippables
11:23Okay
11:24Dippables
11:25Dippables
11:25Yeah, okay, okay
11:26Okay, okay
11:27Nothing for you, Logan
11:29If you're gonna make all my food
11:30Dude, you're beautiful, man
11:31You look great
11:33Don't be listening to
11:39There we go
11:43Hey, can you play something
11:44From this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic
11:55Would not have pegged you
11:56For an oldies guy
11:58Kendall?
12:00Grand
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max
12:06Night before game
12:09So strict
12:11Are you also strict
12:12About
12:12Non-alcoholic
12:14Kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:34It's a flame
12:36It's a flame
12:38It's a flame
12:47So for your pop showcase
12:49Tour de force
12:50Are we feeling
12:51Folklore vibes
12:52Or mayhem
12:52I don't know
12:53I feel like I'm
12:54More of a tailor
12:55Than a go-go
12:56You haven't fallen in love
12:57In all times
12:57To be a tailor
12:58Yes, I have
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine
13:04Sadly
13:04You never have crushes
13:06The fact that you are down bad
13:08For Justin Cole
13:09Is totally a sign
13:10That he's special
13:11So be a tailor
13:12And do something about him
13:23Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier
13:27To look at than talk to
13:28Fine
13:29Just because he can play the guitar
13:30And has tiny tattoos
13:32Doesn't make him some
13:33Untouchable rock god
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:42And his accent makes me melt
13:44And it goes terribly
13:46Or he's just not interested
13:47And then I never feel this way
13:49About anyone ever again
13:52Or maybe
13:55Or maybe
13:59I'm not you, Ali
14:00I can't just find a husband
14:03Day one of college
14:03I can't talk to a guy
14:05Like it's no big deal
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham
14:08In the shower
14:09And I fell over a laundry cart
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked
14:18And then I fell
14:19Which is my point
14:20I can't do this
14:22Okay, I have an idea
14:24Literally everyone's going to
14:25Black party tomorrow
14:26Including Justin, probably
14:28When's an easier time
14:29To talk to a guy
14:30Than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties
14:33But you love music
14:35No, I need to work
14:35On my showcase song
14:37That's an excuse
14:38And you know it
14:39No, it's not
14:40I want to present a demo
14:41In my class next week
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter
14:43I think I'm spending the night
14:44At Sean's anyway
14:45You'll have the place to yourself
14:47No, but
14:47No, Hannah
14:48I'm not letting you all feel it this time
14:50If you want to be a tailor
14:51You have to take a risk
14:52I want you like the pills
15:12Behind the counter
15:13I want you so bad
15:15My fingers shook with it
15:16And we could have all of the money
15:18In the world
15:19But all the money in the world
15:20Couldn't buy us this
15:23You're somebody else
15:24If we're in the bed
15:26We don't have to deal with them
15:28The same
15:29I don't have any meaning
15:30I don't have any meaning
15:31I don't have any meaning
15:32The things that we're doing
15:33They don't know what we will
15:35I change my head
15:37I change your clothes
15:38My G-tattoos
15:40If you like them
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:45I promise no one's watching me
15:47I'm not just a body
15:49You're somebody
15:50Would a body
15:51You're somebody to me
15:54You're somebody to me
15:58I'm just a body
16:02Not a body
16:08Somebody
16:08Somebody
16:09Would a body
16:09Want a body
16:10Want a body
16:10Want a body
16:10On me
16:11If I run again, it might take you by surprise
16:15My box of shorts, I swear I could drive
16:18I change my hair, you change your clothes
16:22My cheap tattoos, they feel like home
16:25They don't talk, but I don't care
16:28Saving you or your fingers through my hair
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Let's let them talk about me
16:36Not a body
16:40Not a body
16:42You're somebody to me
17:04I've missed you
17:07I've missed you
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay, because I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game,
18:02how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:13I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is, uh...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:17The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not any day
19:42I want to try and let me suck
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:49You're a bad old man
20:02That was a good one. That was a good one.
20:03No, I take it back!
20:10Move! Move! Move! Come on! Come on!
20:19Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kinda were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39House says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean?
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:01Ernie gets a half hour.
21:02If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Hey, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:29No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50on your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:35Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
22:36Fine.
22:37Fine.
22:40Fine.
23:02Hi, you're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room, I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:21That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, I'll...
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:02If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:30You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:42Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32I did all the time.
25:34I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:41See you there.
25:41Have a good game.
25:44Hi.
25:44Oh, no, you like it.
25:45Thanks.
25:46You can borrow it.
25:50Hello.
25:53Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27It's...
26:27It's...
26:28Dirty dancing?
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously, I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:40Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone?
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:06That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22To take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:32You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:45When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be alright.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Yeah, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39Want to see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No, thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:40We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see anything-
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:57Go!
29:58Go!
29:59Go!
30:00Go!
30:01Go!
30:08Go!
30:09Go!
30:10Go!
30:11Go!
30:12Go!
30:12Go!
30:12Go!
30:14Go!
30:15Go!
30:15Go!
30:16Go!
30:22Go!
30:24Go!
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40I can't fucking see him now.
30:43I can't fucking see him now.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:24This is where I want to go.
31:27Yeah!
31:37It's the Gordon podcast.
31:39Let's win, Graham. Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:51Yeah, fuck you, Spade, Pete.
31:57He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever. Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:26Oh my God.
32:29Oh my God.
32:35Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:42Hey, Garrett!
34:11Hey, Garrett!
34:32Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
35:00Hey, Garrett!
35:05Hey, Garrett!
35:09I entertain by picking brains I sell my soul by dropping claims I throw a lot of Trungs my God,
35:19what's that? Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back! Oh!
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
35:44It's the way I'm a bitch
35:45Here we go, here we go, it's up
36:06Yes, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
36:16Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
36:19I can bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move, the thing that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:34Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:38Ooh, hey, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch, bitch is back
36:53It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:00Cook'em, cook'em
37:04Cook'em, cook'em, cook'em, close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ollie I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give a now, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:50That doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't know what just happened
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:10You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:18I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:47Oh, yes, bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, no
39:05Just stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:13Hey, move your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, girl?
39:27Yeah, we can
39:29Wow, this is
39:42Okay, thank you so much
39:43You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:15All right, boys
40:15Come on
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:18Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out, relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, thank
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me, here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:41Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:43Cheers
41:04Here we go
41:05I don't wanna live about it
41:08Oh, oh, oh, oh
41:12Oh, oh, oh, oh
41:13I don't wanna live about it
41:16Can you salvation?
41:17I love it!
41:19Yeah!
41:22Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:42Hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:01It's just a pull-up.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Who are you?
42:22We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect!
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got it, go.
42:35Yeah.
42:37That's it!
42:51Yeah, one, two, three, cutie!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical.
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Yeah.
43:40Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
43:42You come in here.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01What?
44:03Yeah.
44:04You're a Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially?
44:15Yeah.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't play it.
44:20I don't play it.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:39I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:03She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31I mean, so what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42I ain't still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15Asshole.
47:16I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:39Oh, oh.
47:40Dancing with myself.
47:43Dancing with myself.
47:46Dancing with myself.
47:46When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove.
47:49I ain't dancing with myself.
47:51Oh, oh.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22If we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the ruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:55Why didn't you tell me what you think this song is about?
48:58Like being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player from the puzzle.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world.
49:29And there's every type of girl.
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
49:36I'm dancing with myself.
49:38So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to think.
49:44If I had the chance.
49:46I asked the world to dance.
49:48I am dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57Dancing with myself.
49:57And there's nothing I'm losing.
49:59There's nothing to prove.
50:00I am dancing with myself.
50:03Oh, oh.
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50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself, dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance
50:52If I had to dance, I'd score all the time
51:44I'd score all the time
52:14I'd score all the time
52:44I'd score all the time
53:14I'd score all the time
53:22I'd score all the time
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