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00:02Delaney with the puck. He's trying to fend them off. Delaney shoots. He scores!
00:08Friends have win! Friends have win!
00:14Hannah. Hannah. We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen. The UN has declared an international band emergency, and they say that my dad is the
00:41only man for the job.
00:43An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird. Also, can we head Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What? Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse? Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Oh, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well, because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet?
01:26Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:50Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me. I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The 10-game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:33Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kid's fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter. Nothing's getting past us.
02:43Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys. Let's get it, dude.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:52He also doesn't back down from right anymore.
02:55Sam's got it.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No pressure, man.
03:09Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:20Yeah, you know what? Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry. I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:37Yeah.
03:39Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean. So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo!
04:39Allie, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building. I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
04:47No, but, Bo, I'm sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:50I am emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:59Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Allie. Allie...
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Allie's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Allie Hayes? Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:19Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:31It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:37So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:42What? Bo?
05:44Uh-huh.
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader. There's an etiquette fool.
05:47Mm-hmm.
05:48Sorry about him. I couldn't ask you to do that. It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no. Derail it. Please.
05:53Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
05:59Well...
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and our new setter, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first.
06:15Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit!
06:21Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney.
06:22Seems the new guy is spitting right in with St. A's legendary trash-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa!
06:31How is that not a penalty?
06:33Hawks regain possession.
06:35Graham starts out from behind his own net and...
06:37Oh! Delaney says nope.
06:40He shoots and beats Sims.
06:42Block your side's the goal.
06:45Come on, Graham.
06:45It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:48Haha.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:52Woo!
06:53Hey!
06:53Come on, bro!
06:55Shake it off!
06:56You got this!
06:58Welsie, where are you?
07:16Just right, Hannah.
07:27Just right, Hannah.
08:08There's Delaney again.
08:09Let the action be horrible.
08:11Delaney shoots!
08:18well that wasn't the first period i was looking for graham delaney's shadowing you move the puck
08:23look at birdie and dean you got two periods left your turnovers are killing us don't worry about
08:27us we're good fuck that i'm not good let's just work as a team and try not to do it
08:32all ourselves
08:33no more one-on-one sloppiness i got it okay fine hey cut the attitude graham i mean it
08:44hey delaney's trying to take you out of the game so take the defenders out too as soon as the
08:48puck
08:48comes near you just get rid of who died and made you coach i'm out there too man okay then
08:53worry
08:53about yourself right okay fine i don't know what your problem is but i suggest you do whatever it
09:01takes to work it out fucking quick
09:07so
09:08Oh, my God.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:37Oh, my God.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:08Sorry, sorry.
11:09I couldn't be in my room, so I came and I heard.
11:16Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:21Part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26I'm kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow, you're incredible.
11:33Ah, I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:55That's a sweet compliment.
11:57I'm just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:05It's just, I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:11Come on.
12:11That's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do, letting people in.
12:19Hannah.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:28I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But I'll send you my old one.
12:36It's a Yahoo for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:39Hold up.
12:40Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Hannah, just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here, so talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
12:59I mean, it's...
13:01Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open over and over again.
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you?
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:20I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right.
13:26Allowing people into our truth, that can even be healing.
13:29I don't, I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth, it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No, but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love, what the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:13It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:15Yeah, you're right.
14:17Sorry.
14:17Um, I'm gonna...
14:23Thank you, Daveed.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Um, are you okay?
14:35Or, I don't know, did I do something wrong?
14:38Just, you said you were coming, and you're not here.
14:41And I really wish you were here.
14:46You always help me get out of my head, and I could just really use Coach Welles' pep talk right
14:54now.
14:55So, yeah, just, if you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with his incessant coverage.
15:17Move it!
15:18Fuck you.
15:19Fuck you.
15:20Oh!
15:21You got Logan.
15:22Come on, man.
15:23Get rid of it.
15:23You got Logan.
15:24Move it.
15:24Get that piece.
15:26Can I keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck.
15:28Come on, man.
15:28Ooh, someone pulled Garrett's hair back, because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go.
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself past Graham and breaks up the ice.
15:38Ow!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hops' net.
15:40The Hops are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney and...
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney and a brutal end to the second period for the Hops.
16:02Bertie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Bertie?
16:10Everything's so fucking bright.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:17I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Just keep your feet moving.
16:21Can you rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:31He knew exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:33Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:35Maybe we switch to a 1-2-2 trap to really cut off their outlets and put the pressure?
16:39That won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked before Bertie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, bro.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself, and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
17:00It is that deep.
17:02I'm not going to let us lose this game because Phil Graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Hey, come on, man.
17:10You're going to fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:18You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass,
17:22and you're not the only one who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Look, just give him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
18:00Hey.
18:02Hey.
18:04Need a pep talk?
18:06Shh.
18:07What's going on?
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Where were you?
18:10I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:12No, I know.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13I should have texted.
18:14I was dealing with something that kind of took over for a minute there,
18:18but I'm here now.
18:20You're dealing with what?
18:21Are you okay?
18:22Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:24Just, you know, it didn't matter as much as being here for you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I was worried about you.
18:36I know.
18:37I know.
18:43Okay.
18:44Focus up.
18:45Graham, what's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:52Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control.
18:55But I just got in a stupid fight with Logan.
19:00Because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16This is how we win.
19:17We just, we show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay?
19:20We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else,
19:26we can just start with the small stuff
19:28and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah, of whatever that means for hockey.
19:33I guess the small stuff could be
19:34stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay.
19:37Yeah, I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass out.
19:41Guy's a fucking monster.
19:49Wellesley.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:55I'm...
19:59I'm good.
20:01I promise.
20:05Okay.
20:19Hey, Grandma.
20:26I love you.
20:29I love you, too.
20:30I love you.
20:40I love you.
21:03Graham and Delaney, meet center ice. Ready to start the final period.
21:12What? Nothing to say this time?
21:26Delaney, you suck!
21:28Hey, that hit was bullshit, man. You alright?
21:30Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
21:31I got you.
21:35Hawks in their own zone.
21:37Becker's forecheck recover the puck and get it back to the point.
21:40Clutch deflection by Tucker gets the puck back to Graham.
21:42But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes, spins and drops to Tucker.
21:47Tucker shoots!
21:49Yes!
21:51Yes!
21:55Yes!
21:56Yes!
21:57Yes!
21:58Yes!
21:58Yes!
21:58We're past you!
22:00We're past you!
22:07I like that!
22:09I like that, Tucker!
22:10Okay, Briar, looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking.
22:28And cut.
22:30Wow, okay, holding back tears means such a smart choice.
22:35Beau wasn't kidding. You really are a much better reader than he is. And you have cuter clothes. Thank you
22:41for this, by the way.
22:42God, of course.
22:44God, it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone who's, like, actually doing the thing, you know?
22:50You're auditioning for a TV show on your day off from Broadway. It's so chic.
22:54Oh, I think you'd feel differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls under an old baseball hat with
22:59my falsies barely hanging on.
23:01Come on.
23:02You've got to know how cool that sounds.
23:04Broadway's hard, dude.
23:06It's, like, I know I'm super lucky.
23:10But, oh my god, I'm also so exhausted.
23:14I don't have time for anyone. My dating life isn't shambles.
23:18But that I can relate to.
23:21Ooh.
23:22I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department.
23:25Yeah, it's, like...
23:30Okay.
23:31Can we still be peers in the industry, even if I tell you all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry.
23:40My ex, like, found out I hooked up with someone and just got, like, all scrunch-faced and, like, just
23:47basically accused me of not being able to be alone.
23:50Ugh.
23:50Boys are so silly.
23:52So you fucked a little.
23:54It's not like you're in a new relationship.
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times.
23:59But this isn't about him.
24:01It's about me.
24:02I am capable of being single.
24:03Yeah.
24:04I mean, you're sleeping with other people, too, right?
24:06I am.
24:09Totally.
24:15Except...
24:15Except you're not.
24:17It's okay.
24:18It'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time or had, like, cute, gross nicknames
24:23or something like that.
24:30Oh, no.
24:31You do.
24:31So how long have you been hooking up with new guy?
24:34Like, a month.
24:38Ish.
24:39Bitch, I hate to break it to you.
24:40You're in another relationship.
24:42Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God!
24:44Hey, I can see I've caused some turmoil here.
24:48We need to get off campus.
24:50Somewhere...
24:51With alcohol.
24:58Hey, could I do an old-fashioned?
25:05Nice fake.
25:08Excuse me?
25:09Just saying it's not the worst one I've seen.
25:12Oh, no.
25:13No.
25:13This...
25:13This is real.
25:15Please.
25:16I work at a bar.
25:17I can spot one, like, five booths away.
25:19Hmm.
25:19Maybe you need me glasses, cause...
25:21It's definitely not fake.
25:26Your name is Carter St. James.
25:28The Fifth.
25:30Hmm.
25:31Yeah.
25:33Nobody's named that.
25:34That's a name from Glee.
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky they don't ask too many questions here.
25:39Yeah.
25:39There you go.
25:41I guess I am, too.
25:49What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you.
25:53So?
25:56Look.
25:56You wanna prove you're not in a relationship?
25:59Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new who you'll never see again.
26:03I don't think, uh, hopping to yet another man is the answer.
26:06You're a relationship girly, right?
26:09Best way to get over that is to have no strings attached fun.
26:12But there legit has to be no strings.
26:15And that guy has no fucking strings written all over him.
26:25I don't know.
26:25Having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all?
26:29Like, doesn't that feel a little...
26:31Slutty.
26:33Yeah, that's part of it.
26:34I was gonna say meaningless.
26:36Ally, you're in college.
26:38You have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex.
26:41Don't you wanna know what being single and slutty has to offer you?
26:48Hey, you? With the cheekbones?
26:51Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend wanted to have really hot, meaningless sex with you, but the only caveat was that you couldn't
27:06learn anything about each other and you had to promise not to call her after, would you be cool with
27:12that?
27:12Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
27:15Great. Buy her a drink. This one's mine now.
27:24What do you say?
27:30Coming out of the last time out with two minutes left, it's looking real good for the Hawks.
27:34Graham and Logan have been having a blast out there. We love that for them. And more importantly, we love
27:39it for me.
27:53That's what I'm talking about.
27:54Let's fucking go, baby.
27:55Any final words of wisdom, Cap?
27:56Let's win this fucking thing.
27:57Let's go!
27:59Let's go!
27:59This is it, folks. It's looking like the last face-off of the game.
28:03Hey, man.
28:05Everything they say is true.
28:07Playing against you has been really fun.
28:10Yeah, alright.
28:15Graham, you know what's gonna be even better than me beating you?
28:18What's that?
28:27Beating you in front of that lying slut.
28:56Garrett!
28:58Yeah.
29:00Garrett!
29:01Garrett!
29:02Garrett!
29:03Oh, my God.
29:52What are they going to do?
29:54The NCAA?
29:57Guess we'll find out.
30:01Aren't you going to yell at me or something?
30:03Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
30:09Coach Garrett, you're on the brink of greatness.
30:13But I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons.
30:18And after that hot-headed bullshit...
30:21I'm not sure that you are.
30:26Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my ice.
30:31As of now, you're suspended for four games.
30:34I don't know what I meant.
30:35What?
30:47I don't know.
31:10Garrett.
31:10No, we have an agreement.
31:12I don't win, you don't talk to me.
31:14All right, clearly this is an exception.
31:16No, hang on. Just listen.
31:19I'm proud of you.
31:30What?
31:30That was some tough old-school hockey.
31:35I just got suspended.
31:37Four games.
31:38Yeah, that is not ideal.
31:41But hey, it happens, right?
31:42You get worked up, you lose your cool.
31:44Part of the game.
31:45But shit will rain down, though.
31:47NCAA will be on your ass.
31:49But don't worry.
31:50I'll call the Bruins.
31:51I'll take care of this.
31:53No one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice.
31:59So that's it, huh?
32:03Excuse me?
32:04As long as I have Graham on my back,
32:07I can just beat people up with no consequences for the rest of my life.
32:14Like you.
32:17I don't know what you're talking about.
32:20Yes, you do.
32:25You know, I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham when you landed the best coaches.
32:29When you got on the best teams.
32:31With the best equipment.
32:32With the best bruises.
32:34Right?
32:35Easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport.
32:38I did what I had to.
32:39That's fucking bullshit.
32:41And you know it.
32:42I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough.
32:46For wanting you to have the best.
32:47Oh, fuck you. You don't want the best for me. It was never about me.
32:50Of course it was.
32:51You're about to play for the Bruins.
32:53I made that happen.
32:55You can hate the name on the back of your jersey all you want,
32:59but it doesn't make you better than me.
33:02It just makes you ungrateful.
33:04I will never be like you.
33:10You already are.
33:15Stay the fuck away from me.
33:19Stop calling. Stop coming to my games.
33:22We're fucking done.
33:49What the hell, Garrett?
33:50I really can't do this right now.
33:52Can you please just get in the car?
33:53No! What was that?
33:54Are you serious?
33:56You're mad at me?
34:01You lied to me, Hannah.
34:03I didn't lie to you.
34:04You did. You looked me in the eye and you told me you were okay.
34:06You promised me you were okay.
34:08You just had to make it through one game.
34:10Oh, my God.
34:11One hour. That's it.
34:14I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit.
34:18Do you not trust me or what?
34:19Garrett, you lost your shit on him.
34:21You didn't hear what he said.
34:21I know what he fucking said.
34:27What? Did he call me a whore? A liar? That I wanted it?
34:31Who cares? I heard it every day in high school.
34:34I wasn't just gonna stand there and listen.
34:37I was fucking defending you.
34:39Well, I didn't ask you to do that.
34:41I didn't want you to. I didn't want anyone to.
34:46People in ransom didn't just turn on me, Garrett.
34:49They turned on my family.
34:51My parents lost friends. My dad got fired.
34:54You want to know why I didn't tell you?
34:56It's because every time I tell someone the truth, it fucks everything up.
34:59It ruins people's lives.
35:01And it happened again.
35:03No, my life isn't.
35:04No, tell me you didn't just put your season at risk.
35:07Your future with the Bruins.
35:11How do you think that makes me feel?
35:13You blow this all up for me.
35:14What do you want me to say, Hannon?
35:15Do you want me to apologize?
35:16Say I'm sorry? I'm not.
35:18I could face that asshole a hundred times and one hundred fucking times.
35:21I would beat the shit out of him again.
35:22Yeah, well that scares me, Garrett.
35:26It scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want.
35:31I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me.
35:38I scare you?
35:41What? What? No. What? Of course not.
35:44That's what you said.
35:45Garrett, you're not listening to me.
35:47Fuck.
35:51My dad was right.
35:53You what?
35:55This is who I am, Hanna.
35:59This is just how I'm programmed.
36:01No, you're not. You're not Phil.
36:03I am. I fucking am.
36:06Do you think I like being like this?
36:16You know, maybe not right now, but someday,
36:19you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked at me.
36:26And that would kill me, Hanna.
36:29Garrett.
36:31Garrett!
36:32No. No. I'm not good for you.
36:37You shouldn't be...
36:39This... is over.
36:46This needs to be over.
36:47You don't need to know what's going on.
36:56No, you won't.
37:02You're not.
37:11I'm not even sure.
37:12I'm not really scared of you.
37:16You're not really scared of me,
37:37I don't know.
38:02Just wait, Hannah.
38:41I just want you to write
38:44down what happened in your own words, okay?
39:11I just want you to write down what happened in your own words, okay?
39:43I just want you to write down what happened in your own words.
39:49Mom.
39:53Hannah?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike, my bike is wrong.
40:02Okay, we can fix the bike.
40:08I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10She okay?
40:16Okay, tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:42But Garrett and I broke up because he played St. Ace and he got into a fight and it's all
40:47my fault and now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay, okay.
40:50Breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:12First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be at Briar next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:33Garrett, I ruined your lives and I'm sorry.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:38I'm sorry.
41:40I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50What?
41:51Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So, what is it exactly?
42:10I should've...
42:11You went to a party, sweet pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night, and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could've or should've done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives.
42:37I am fine and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at you, girl.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him.
42:55And we love you.
42:57So, will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:20So, how was your ice?
43:22Oh, uh...
43:23Yeah, it was good.
43:24Right.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:34Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:41Look, the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything.
43:45Right?
43:45Yeah.
43:48It's really not you.
43:49I, you are very charming.
43:52And have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:58Only human.
43:59All right.
44:02It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist.
44:08Um, which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And, and I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:15Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my god.
44:22No.
44:22No.
44:23Can you imagine?
44:24But we are, at the very least, something.
44:28Like, some weird, baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Okay.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:50So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God.
45:02I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun and I can't
45:07be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you.
45:17You're going to kiss me back.
45:18Pull my hair.
45:19Just really sell it.
45:20Mm-hmm.
45:21And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot, meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:35Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:43Bullshit.
45:44Only one way to find out.
46:05You were never mind 않 petite me can.
46:10How come whenever can it be there?
46:14When I stick by myself thinking of you hating?
46:19Why do you never switchin me?
46:23When you were never mind for the talking?
46:28I can't make you love me now.
46:31I can't make you love me now.
46:33Can't make you love me
46:35Go on, can't make you love me
46:37Go the fuck off
46:39Making out with a hot stranger at the bar?
46:42Who is she?
46:43I am she, she is me
46:46I'm actually so proud I could cry
46:48You have to admit
46:49You had fun
47:22So
47:25I'm out four games
47:28Yo, what's going on with you, bro?
47:36Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it
47:42You never do
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know
47:51Maybe
48:05You know, for a second there, I
48:08Thought we were on the same team again
48:20When someone tells me they're from Massachusetts
48:25Now I always ask what it was
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray
48:35That's still propped up on your bar cart
48:40Couldn't make the grand off of the chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite Batman
48:53I'll think of you and say Christian Ben
48:58As long as I live
49:00I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
49:05When you're in your games
49:07The look on your face
49:10When you turn 26
49:12And your dad got too stoned
49:14Yeah, that one's gonna stick
49:17You broke me to pieces
49:19But I root for you
49:21Even though everything went up in flames
49:25I'll never forget how I root for your gazer
49:31Your wall of guitars
49:33All your video games
49:35All your video games
49:39All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases
49:47Now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so fake
49:55I wonder if your tongue is turning over
49:59Anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker
50:06So I turn you down
50:08But I can't turn you up
50:12As long as I live
50:15I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
50:20And your video games
50:22The look on your face
50:25When you turn 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned
50:30Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32You broke me to pieces
50:34But I root for you
50:36Even though everything went up in flames
50:41I'll never forget how I bloom for your gazer
50:46Your wall of guitars
50:48All your video games
50:50All your video games
50:54All your video games
51:23At least I'm shredding water
51:26You're not about to drown
51:28I'm not trying to find you
51:31Baby, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me
51:35Are you even now
51:37Even now, even now, even now
51:41As long as I live
51:43I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
51:48And your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You said the bar
51:58You said the bar
51:59You're gonna stick
52:52Or if you're any other
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