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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Welsie?
00:34Welsie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex party.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me? I was here first.
01:21Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:26Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:31No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:05I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:34I don't.
02:35I don't.
02:35I don't.
02:38I don't.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53I don't know.
02:54This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:03My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:14Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21But you don't wanna move to Vermont?
03:24No.
03:25Okay, so what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:53Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand, and if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:11It's the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:20It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:31Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it, we'll make them text.
04:50No.
04:51No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you?
04:59When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're gonna want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:16Call me.
05:19Call me.
05:20Call me.
05:20Call me.
05:20Call me.
05:32Call me.
05:34Call me.
05:35Call me.
05:35Call me.
05:36Call me.
05:36Call me.
05:37Call me.
05:37Call me.
05:57Uh, what did I say?
06:03Well, hello.
06:05Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet.
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:33I did.
06:35You lied.
06:36About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:44No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean.
07:08And I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:21I got it.
07:30I don't know.
07:37Sorry.
07:42Okay, this is the last time.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:07Baby, I'm free.
08:09You sit back against the wall.
08:11Baby, give it all.
08:12I wanna believe.
08:15Treat me like you need me.
08:16Hold on, see?
08:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:25Put that second in the bathroom.
08:27Hold on, hold on.
08:28Dude, dude, dude.
08:28One second.
08:30Um, sorry, I just needed my...
08:36No, it's fine, man.
08:38Just...
08:38Just go.
08:39Okay, I'll go.
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett,
09:03that this goes well.
09:04That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
09:05Supporting each other.
09:07Helping each other grow as people.
09:10Can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Shit, bus almost here.
09:15Gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine.
09:19I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This has just arrived.
09:48Allie, this is...
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:51Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks
09:57among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating, and now she's in Dea's understudy
10:02in Oleana on Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:06You're allowed to just call her Joanna.
10:07You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry.
10:10I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see Jay Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started.
10:19So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:21Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:24Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:28You guys just met.
10:29Okay, okay, okay.
10:29Second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:31Little Shop.
10:32Oh my god, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:41Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
10:44What is this?
10:44Hell?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:47Hell, stop right there that sells girls lies.
10:50What is this?
10:51You may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
10:53I may be in love, but I'm not stupid.
10:56Lady, I got eyes.
10:58Oh my god.
10:59Oh good.
11:00Sorry, I'm a sick.
11:01Courtney, take your brain.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03Just ignore her.
11:04No, no, no.
11:04Hey, hey, hey.
11:05Don't listen to him, Allie, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:12Dean, you sick?
11:12No, absolutely not.
11:14No, Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:19Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not.
11:34Obviously.
11:35Need a ride back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make me miserable.
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Allie.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiara now.
12:05It's like a whole thing.
12:07She's been in London for like a week.
12:14Al?
12:14Um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:19What's going on?
12:20No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Allie, hey.
12:25I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Shawn.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD,
12:39but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:42Oh, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:46Love you.
12:46Miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:10Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:30Thanks.
13:37Oh, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:50Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:05Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:10Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in it.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:19Usually we have a Bosque out there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:27Okay, let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:34I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:42There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there.
14:45And I talk about the piano, and then they ask if I play, and then I say,
14:50kind of.
14:52Kind of?
14:53Exactly.
14:53Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:57Mad World?
14:58It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being normal.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:20My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24That's sweet.
15:26It's cutthroat.
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a, we have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:35Mm-hmm.
15:36Doesn't it?
15:37Mm-hmm.
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday,
15:40because otherwise I'd be, you know, I'd be laying on a beach.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:44Day drinking with Nick and destroying Summer and beach volleyball.
15:48God.
15:49You lead a tough life dealer in us.
15:50The worst.
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family, though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03I get to be here with you.
16:06Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
16:21Be able to do that.
16:22Yeah.
16:24Yeah.
16:33Yeah.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Yeah.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Yeah.
16:48Yeah.
16:48Yeah.
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:43It's not too late to make love, but I don't want to have to make up.
17:49No, I don't want to have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make love, but I don't want to have to make up.
18:00No, I don't want to have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make love, but I don't want to have to make up.
18:10No, I don't want to have to make up.
18:37Be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt-naked?
18:42Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously.
18:59Hello?
19:00Hey, what are you? Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:06In fucking New York, on Thanksgiving.
19:10Yankee stop! Yankee stop!
19:13Hey, Yankee stop!
19:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
19:15Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:18Uh, so I took my apple in the hat.
19:21Take a look.
19:22Do you never have a shirt on?
19:26Well, don't stick to the bubble.
19:29Happy Thanksgiving!
19:30Happy Thanksgiving!
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:40I didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one-time thing.
19:47I mean, like Hannah's stupid, happy, and Garrett's your friend.
19:49I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:54And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no.
20:00No one's gonna ask that.
20:01They're not gonna ask you that.
20:04And then people are gonna talk, and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh my god, I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun.
20:20We were safe.
20:20We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:24Allie, come on.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I have to go.
20:29Allie.
20:29There you stood behind your glasses.
20:35There you stood.
20:37There you stood.
20:38Regret the past, but.
20:41Regretting all the things that passed, but.
20:44Hey.
20:45How was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:48Okay.
20:49Good.
20:51I didn't, uh, practice this downstairs.
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:58There you stood behind your glasses.
21:03In a hazy, yellow world.
21:07Alone enough for me to ask just.
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart that glow.
21:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:21The glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky.
21:29Until I find I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow haze.
21:41Linkering as you pour.
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:06You hate it.
22:07No, no.
22:08I don't.
22:09At all.
22:10I really like the melody.
22:12I just...
22:13I don't get it.
22:14I mean, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it, but...
22:30I mean, the showcase is in two weeks,
22:32and my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No!
22:44Never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks,
23:03and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:06Ooh, you got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:11Usually I like you when you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay,
23:15cause he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:21Yeah, I do.
23:27My...
23:29I love you, Aussie.
23:37I love you, too.
23:44I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single, and you'd be abandoning me
24:11to go spend the night with Garrett Graham, I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking.
24:21What?
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24You were texting Sean for Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except, if I'm enjoying the space, then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person who hurts someone she supposedly loved
24:51and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick, my dad was there for her.
25:09You know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:11Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23But if Sean's not the great love of your life, that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out.
25:34A fling.
25:35Okay.
25:37Uh, flings have just not been super successful for you, historically speaking.
25:42What are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:44Uh-huh.
25:45I can!
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well maybe that was my mistake.
25:56I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy.
26:02Okay, you know I love you.
26:04And I think you're perfect.
26:05And I will support you no matter what.
26:07But you, Allie Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know.
26:12I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day and meet his mom and watch him run a 5K and
26:22then complain about having to watch him run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:27Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard.
26:30But whether you move on or you get back together with him, bottom line is I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Allie.
26:39Just know that and believe that.
26:41And totally ignore this giant duffel I am packing to abandon you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:05Yeah, maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie?
27:10Saw you guys on 5th line.
27:12Is Jules?
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:15We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow, you really splurged, Chi.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh, then rescinded.
27:24Heh.
27:24So, how was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was, it was fun.
27:34Yeah.
27:36Family.
27:36Sucks.
27:37Um, do you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:53Logan was a little cane.
27:54Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through.
27:59Yeah, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I, I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I, I didn't mean, I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's, really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
28:34Dirty little secret.
28:44Dirty little secret.
28:46Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
28:49Dirty little secret.
28:50Dirty little secret.
28:50Dirty little secret.
28:50Who has to know?
28:52Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:55Who has to know?
28:56Who has to know?
28:59Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:01Who has to know?
29:09Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan,
29:15putting on this killer event.
29:19Look at him.
29:20Doesn't get any better looking than that.
29:22And he's single, ladies.
29:24And we've already raised $2,000 for those little canes,
29:27but we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys.
29:29So get drunk, hit up our silent auction,
29:31and get some cool shit.
29:32Sadly, the photo booth is out of order,
29:34but there's still a lot of fun to be had.
29:37The band is taking requests,
29:38so scan those QR codes and let them know what songs you want to hear.
29:41All right, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun.
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58A very little secret?
30:00That was mine.
30:02Subtle.
30:03Just reminding you, in case you forgot, I can't keep a secret.
30:06I get that you're worried,
30:07but there's no reason we can't just keep doing what we've been doing.
30:09Hooking up all over your campus?
30:10Having fun.
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom in, let's say, five minutes.
30:16You're delusional.
30:17Everyone we know is here, and I'm not that kind of girl.
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these to your boys.
30:32For the record, I am not delusional.
30:36I just know what I want.
30:38Go.
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:46They're going to capitalize on mistakes.
30:47Okay, control is key.
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you.
30:50Not a single one.
30:51No, no, no, no.
30:52Graham, I'm not having this.
30:53Put that thing away.
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow.
30:58We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey.
31:00We go to bars to score, okay?
31:01What the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Tell us.
31:04Thank the Lord.
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please.
31:08Oh, no, no.
31:08Keep talking hockey shit.
31:09That's why I came over here.
31:11Why?
31:12Puck bunnies.
31:13Eleven o'clock.
31:17Hi, Bo.
31:19Nice to meet you.
31:20Nice to meet you.
31:30You need more pigs in a blanket, not kids.
31:33That really doesn't bother you.
31:37I trust Garrett.
31:38And the Puck bunnies are actually kind of cool.
31:42Yeah.
31:43You know what they want.
31:46God, it's so hot when someone knows what they want.
31:48If you really want a fling, I think you should go for it.
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single.
31:54Embrace that.
31:54Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you.
31:57Someone down for anything.
31:59Like the anti-Sean.
32:00Yeah, you make a good point.
32:02Yeah, someone with zero expectations who just want sex.
32:05Just sex.
32:09All right, we've got another request.
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick.
32:35I love a throwback.
32:37Right?
32:37I love a throwback.
32:38You're the only one that's for me tonight.
32:42Just stop and take a second.
32:45I was done before you walked into my life.
32:48Cause you know it's over.
32:51Before it begins.
32:53Keep your drink, just give me the money
32:57It's just you and your hand tonight
33:04Midnight, I'm drunk, I don't give a fuck
33:07Wanna dance by myself, guess you're out of luck
33:10Don't touch, back up, I'm not the one
33:14Alright
33:15I'll get back to work
33:17Listen up, it's just not happening
33:19You can say what you want to your boyfriends
33:23Just let me have my fun tonight
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around, any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:40Well, guess you're stuck with your hand
34:03I don't want any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a ten game streak
34:23So they're close
34:24If we lose, they'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But there's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:33We need people drunk and happy and spending money
34:36Can you help?
34:38Aye, aye, Captain
34:41Thanks
34:42And, uh, thanks for all this
34:48And what are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just wanna take you anywhere because you're alive
34:52And we can go out any day, any night
34:55Baby, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll
34:58take you
34:58This is where at least people will spend the first week
35:00I mean, there's only suffocating, don't we?
35:01Uh, a little bird told me that you pressured me to get off your asses and go sell some raffle
35:06tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:18So is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Yeah, yeah, I heard carbs are good, though
35:38Thank you
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Uh, yeah, no, soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:55Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:06Well, maybe we work on the wording of that
36:08Yeah
36:09Thank you so much
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way undervalued
36:19So if you act fast, you could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23Okay, now, um, I know there are mostly Austin fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:27Yeah
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence that nobody
36:34Ow, New York!
36:35Get out of here!
36:37Hey, Della
36:38We love you, but this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:44I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yes, so don't be cheap
36:55Could you?
36:56It's the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
36:57For all the beautiful
36:58Intelligence
37:01And that's right, Rangers fans
37:02I'm looking at you
37:03Gary
37:04Thank you
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:10Thanks
37:10Hey
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14He just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:17Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19Alright?
37:20You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:22That's not
37:24He's
37:24A self-centered, pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, alright?
37:31It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call him
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do
37:37Is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Cause these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:55Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up
37:57For After Hours
38:02Alright, we're gonna take a break from requests
38:05We're gonna play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was missing your song
38:24Oh, you didn't even know
38:25Shit
38:27Hey, well on the bright side
38:28You're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:36Oh god
38:36Alone enough for me to ask you
38:39Alone enough to feel the hurt
38:43At those weaving through the walls here
38:45Keeping secrets in the night
38:48We are indivisible
38:51Together we're a noble grind
38:54We're down
38:56Oh, the flowers of our eyes reflect the sky
39:02Until I find out
39:06Seeking into your
39:08Yellow, yellow haze
39:12Lingering as it was
39:15Yellow, yellow rain
39:17What was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:21Like me?
39:25Yellow, yellow rain
39:26Into your
39:28Yellow, yellow haze
39:30Yellow, yellow
39:32No, it's catchy
39:33It's catchy
39:35Yellow, yellow
39:38Yellow, yellow
39:44Yellow, yellow
39:44Yellow, yellow
39:52There you are
39:54What'd you think?
39:56What'd it
39:57The song is not ready
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well
40:02It's supposed to grab people
40:04Make them feel things
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense
40:10They're poetic
40:12No, we need to start again
40:14From the beginning
40:16No
40:17What?
40:18Hannah, stop fucking with my head
40:21I made something I'm proud of
40:23I performed it
40:24I put my heart on the line
40:25You go on and on about how you don't feel it
40:28How you don't connect
40:28How the song doesn't sound like you
40:32Of course it doesn't
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this
40:37Because you refuse to put yourself in this
40:37You want to feel something
40:39Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics
40:48I'm done
40:49I'm done
41:14Congratulations
41:15To all of our lucky winners tonight
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted
41:20But
41:22Not all of us
41:28So if there's any last minute requests
41:30Changes of heart
41:32Remember that the photo booth is out of order
41:46Okay, yeah
41:47Goodnight
41:48Goodnight
41:53He's been weird tonight, right?
41:56So weird
42:13Change your mind
42:14No
42:16Maybe
42:17Just every time we do this
42:19I feel so
42:19Amazing
42:21Bad
42:21I feel bad
42:23Guilty
42:23Wait, are you Kathleen?
42:25No
42:25I'm just a girl
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels
42:29Before I can figure out what I'm feeling
42:30And I can't even do that right now
42:32Because this fucking break up
42:33Is totally messing with my head
42:36I don't even know what to think
42:37Then don't
42:38Don't think
42:40Tell me what you want
42:43Ally Cat
42:46Tell me what you want
42:49And this is not a relationship, okay?
42:52No strings
42:52No feelings
42:53Just sex
42:54Just fucking kiss me
43:06Meet at night in an hour
43:07Meet at night in an hour
43:09Meet at night in an hour
43:34Yeah, not really
43:36Justin and I broke up
43:37Justin and I broke up
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy
43:41I have two weeks to write another song
43:44There's plenty of time
43:47You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:50We'll be fine
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad
43:53Could have been an opening to tell him
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving?
44:00About Thanksgiving?
44:00What you told me?
44:02Phil's a dick
44:04Logan knows that
44:05Everybody does
44:07That's all they have to know
44:08Ew, what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win, he nods
44:13And when I lose, he says nothing
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore
44:17I think you should tell someone
44:20Jensen, Logan
44:22They care about you
44:23I don't need them to know
44:26I mean, that's why I have you
44:29I trust you
44:36You wanna go home?
44:37I wish
44:38Told Della I'd oversee cleanup
44:39And I really should get started on the song
44:43Okay, you go
44:44I'll stay at my place tonight
44:45You sure?
44:47Yeah
44:47You get some sleep
44:48For the game tomorrow
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me
44:59They're trying to win
45:01Which you will
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says
45:06I heart diagram
45:06Might be kinda hard to spot you
45:08There are a lot of those signs
45:11I hate you
45:11I love you too
45:15See you tomorrow
45:16Yeah
45:17Alright
45:22I'm like
45:23I'm just gonna...
45:30See you tomorrow
45:32bj t
45:38I'm a guy
45:40I'm gonna call this
45:41Outlet
45:41I'm not missing
45:42So for a 30 days
45:43Guys
45:43They ask people
45:43will sunglasses
45:43You're liking me
45:49You have toningen
45:52The ass
45:52That's so much
45:52I never know
46:07Fuck me.
46:38Hannah, I got a bar of clothes.
46:41Sorry, I'm going.
46:54Me and the boys, and I wouldn't tell you I'd love you.
46:58Okay.
47:02Free song.
47:08Oh, shit.
47:09What?
47:11Okay, wait, you gotta go.
47:12Like, right now.
47:12Hannah's coming home.
47:13I don't...
47:14Okay, it doesn't matter.
47:14You can't be here.
47:15Okay.
47:16Hustle!
47:18Hustle!
47:19You look so good.
47:19Oh, shut up.
47:25Oh, okay.
47:26Bye.
47:33Oh, shit.
47:44You forgot your check.
47:49Wow.
47:52Sean, I...
47:53We just broke up, Al.
47:56I wasn't.
47:56Yeah, you were.
48:01You really can't be alone, can you?
48:03No, Sean.
48:04It wasn't like that, I swear.
48:07Oh, come on.
48:07Sean.
48:11All right, night, guys.
48:12Good luck tomorrow.
48:13Thanks.
48:14Yeah, if you're on the ice with Delaney, you just gotta do what Jesus says.
48:16He can't hold up against all the pressure.
48:18Who?
48:19St. A's News Center, Aaron Delaney.
48:21Dude's a beast.
48:22I'm just...
48:24I'll be right back.
48:54I know I'm dying to feel
48:57Touching a grave that isn't real
49:02Touching a ghost that I can't see
49:07But the ghost is me
49:12I'll take him to a piece of cake
49:17I can't tell from away
49:21There is a ghost that stares at
49:26The ghost is me
49:30The ghost is me
49:37Go through the floor, walk through walls
49:51Looking at pictures in the hall
49:55Stare at the mirror so I can see
50:00But the ghost is me
50:05Show me the love that we stick fast
50:10A little girl that died my pain
50:14But I burned it inside the grave
50:19The ghost is me
50:23The ghost is me
50:28The ghost is me
50:32The ghost is me
50:35The ghost is me
50:43The ghost is me
50:48The ghost is me
50:58The ghost is me
50:59The ghost is me
51:00The ghost is me
51:10The ghost is me
51:14The ghost is me
51:15The ghost is me
51:16The ghost is me
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51:18The ghost is me
51:18The ghost is me
51:19The ghost is me
51:22The ghost is me
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