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00:00A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:037 a.m. Tuesday?
00:04Practice.
00:047 a.m. Wednesday.
00:05So practice.
00:06See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:08You're busy. I'm busy.
00:09It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:11The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:13Passing this class is mine.
00:16Give me your phone.
00:17What?
00:19Just...
00:20All right, thanks.
00:24All right, 9 p.m. to the night.
00:26After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:28Is that a class or a haiku?
00:30It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:33Oh.
00:34That's cool.
00:35All right, phone?
00:36Hold on.
00:40Nice.
00:42Okay, now you have my number.
00:44I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:46Oh, and actually...
00:50Whoa, easy!
00:52Wellsy, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:54It's Hannah.
00:55I like Wellsy.
00:56We're going to have to take that again.
00:58No, we don't.
00:59You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:00Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:02If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:04I just met you.
01:06So what are we going to do?
01:07Hold hands?
01:09I mean...
01:10I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:12Well, why not?
01:13Because we have to make him jealous.
01:15Like, no guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:18Well, agree to disagree.
01:19You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:21Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:24Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:26Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:27Oh, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:30How have you never...
01:31It's the Briar gossip account.
01:34Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:37Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:39I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:40Trust me.
01:41If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:43Ew.
01:44My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:47If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:50And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:51No, okay, I get it.
01:52But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:54Put them in on it.
01:55They don't do fake gossip.
01:57For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:02That's the first period strategy.
02:04One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:06because you look so fine that I really want to make you...
02:08Make you possession of the pocket and establish a ring.
02:11Throw your opponent off his gang.
02:12Get the crowd out of your city.
02:13Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:15It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:16Who's the tutor here?
02:17Okay, whatever.
02:19Is there a phase two?
02:19Offensive zone pressure.
02:22Find an opportunity to scratch the crease and look for rebounds.
02:24Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:27We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:31in front of Justin, and especially in front of Jules,
02:34whenever we can.
02:35And phase three?
02:36We break up, you cry.
02:38You just want me to cry over you?
02:40Yeah, oh yeah.
02:40Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:44I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:46And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:50You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?
02:53Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:54Well, that part I like.
02:55Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:04So, time to be starting.
03:08I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:10Come on, you guys.
03:31hi i'm anna right there it's tudor yeah sorry it took me so long i don't know where you guys
03:39dude i told you to pause it there's no pause in it huh bullshit you get gassed after like a
03:46minute
03:46yes they pause this all the time i'm the one out there to be fair you just stay in one
03:50spot
03:51gotta work on your transitions bro honestly i'm doing better without yourself
03:55fuck you i'm carrying your arms hey i'm jules hello chuck or sibling
04:07who are you what's your deal careful don't tell jules anything you want the whole school knowing
04:12i only report the facts
04:18wilsey hey
04:21we can study in my room
04:25i don't hear it's fine
04:28no no it's better up there no worries
04:45oh please don't fight yourself it's for jules benefit not yours
04:51dean dude i told you to shut your fucking door man we have company
04:55sorry about him
04:56this is me
05:15okay uh for your oral presentation you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers
05:21and how they relate to modern society
05:26what was that
05:28no nothing just a snap from a puck bunny
05:32that's not what you actually call women
05:33they call themselves that
05:35wait are people gonna think i'm a puck bunny
05:38no one is going to think you're a puck bunny
05:41okay let's just start with nietzsche
05:47um no actually i don't need your notes
05:51nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual god is dead or whatever
05:55kant on the other hand was trying to define what morality was itself
05:59what the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with
06:05okay fears
06:06i know that already why do you need my help
06:08well i mean memorizing is easy right
06:10what i don't understand
06:11is how they can be saying different things
06:15and both still be right
06:16it's not about being right
06:19oh my god
06:23okay
06:26this is garrett's tutor
06:29please leave him alone he'll fuck you later
06:33damn now i have to fuck her later
06:35oh only if you believe in obligations
06:41you want my head where
06:43just in between my uh
06:46wait is that even your head
06:47it doesn't matter i'm not doing august 19th
06:51okay uh
06:54oh don't we eat this kind of hot
06:56you can do a backbend
06:58no you're doing backbends
07:02i don't know about this
07:04okay
07:05um
07:06yeah i'll just find a better one
07:08no i i mean
07:09any of this
07:11calendar the sex positions
07:15do you not like what we've been doing
07:17no i just
07:19like thought it might be fun to try something different
07:22you know i just
07:23after two years i don't miss getting boring
07:28our sex is boring
07:29no
07:30no i didn't
07:31we're just a little
07:33predictable
07:33that's all
07:34i mean like we do the same things
07:36and we see the same people
07:37and we break up
07:39and get back together
07:40like and
07:41just try to shake us out of our routine here
07:44i like our routine
07:46okay not
07:47a break apart
07:48but the rest of it is
07:50we see the same people
07:51because we're in college
07:52we eat at the same places
07:53because we're in college
07:55life's not gonna be like this forever
07:56yeah so let's go out
07:58and hook up on the dance floor
08:00and make out in the back of an uber
08:01we're not those people
08:02well we could be
08:05right
08:09don't you want more
08:17okay let me see how exciting it again
08:22no
08:22that was fine
08:25the usual stuff's fine
08:30i can put a pillow under your butt
08:31you said that felt good last time right
08:35yeah
08:36yeah let's just do that
08:57okay
08:58what did we love about hannah's piece
09:03come on
09:04it's hannah's first time going for the pop showcase
09:06how do we help make it stronger
09:07we're classical comp majors
09:09we don't do pop
09:10i commend your intellectual flexibility
09:13truly
09:15anyone
09:17it's a nice melody
09:18there we go
09:19thank you
09:20aren't there supposed to be lyrics
09:21i haven't finished it yet
09:22hannah
09:23just uh
09:24try to listen
09:29okay
09:30i think what we are looking for here
09:32is constructive
09:33criticism
09:34honestly
09:35sounds a lot like hannah's film score work
09:38background music for someone else's story
09:40like you're afraid to really get under the surface
09:42of what this song wants to be about
09:47just like hannah
09:50i am sure it went better than you think it did
09:53no it really didn't
09:56cutting it close
09:57mr graham
09:58sorry
09:58had to stop and grab coffee from my girl
10:07what was in this
10:08i think you meant to say
10:09thanks baby
10:10baby
10:11so
10:12for those of you who were remotely paying attention
10:14drink the damn coffee
10:15i'm lactose intolerant
10:17just pretend
10:19well pretend i'm not lactose intolerant
10:23i'm not lactose intolerant
10:23oh man i'm
10:25i'm not
10:25we're talking to you like that
10:26we're discussing
10:26how it can be used to disrupt the very
10:30is he looking
10:32i can't tell
10:35nope
10:36now
10:37technology
10:38always
10:40what about that
10:42but
10:43what is the morality
10:44no
10:45technology
10:46designed solely to divert well
10:48okay well i can't take notes like this
10:50nobody said you had to
10:52push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were important
11:07and that's a great example of an unwanted disruption
11:16he's looking now
11:22don't miss
11:23i ain't gonna miss
11:24don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss
11:28fuck you
11:31come on
11:31she wasn't that bad
11:33it was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly
11:45hear me hear me
11:46we have a proclamation standby for the proclamation
11:49the annual maxwell de la renta's birthday festivities will take place this year
11:54at the maxwell summer home in cape cod
11:57woohoo
11:57thank you
11:58as it is our 22nd year gracing the earth
12:02the theme shall be two first
12:04so please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo
12:07after us of course
12:08party bus depart shortly after the team bus
12:11which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning
12:13so be there
12:15or
12:16be there there is no other option
12:18drum roll please
12:19yes
12:32that is all
12:33that is all
12:33thank you
12:36that was a lot
12:37that's dean and beau for you
12:39they did the same kind of thing
12:40never here
12:44wait
12:46justin is in beau's frat
12:54i got it
12:56gonna need more words
12:57i'll give you two
13:00hard launch
13:08i would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged planet and i'm obsessed with it
13:12and you
13:14none of the hockey people know
13:15hockey people
13:16jules can't know
13:17this has to seem real
13:23well you've convinced half the theater department
13:27we could be beetlejuice
13:28what
13:29no you need to show up as someone hot
13:30how dare you
13:32winona ryder is beautiful
13:33yeah but she's not hot
13:35don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee
13:37you mean fuck me boots
13:38we wear those when we don't feel like shaving
13:41well i'm just saying
13:42you've got it so flaunt it
13:45okay don't talk about my it
13:47not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze
13:49if the women i'm with do
13:51okay enough
13:51listen hockey man
13:53let's just get one thing straight
13:54my best friend is right about literally everything
13:56always now until the end of time
13:58thank you
13:58but in this case
13:59you do gotta whip them thighs out
14:01jules
14:02hurry
14:02but if you want to get justin's attention
14:04we have to be boy hot
14:05not girl hot
14:06wait
14:06we
14:07oh yeah
14:08sean and i are coming
14:09i just decided
14:10a wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk
14:14you're already in the funk again
14:15you just got back together
14:16even soulmates have ruts
14:18or a series of ruts
14:21okay it will be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway
14:24so
14:24yeah no you're coming to the game
14:27that wasn't part of the deal
14:28if you're into me you're into hockey
14:30just got a point
14:31and besides you'll need to spend the night anyway right
14:33for fake sex reasons
14:35yeah fake sex
14:36so much fake sex
14:38i want to be having fake sex
14:39you're having real sex
14:41whatever
14:42my point is fake is fun
14:43um
14:44okay what's my deadline for this costume
14:46uh puck buddy bus leaves at 4pm saturday
14:48you said i'm not a puck buddy
14:50you're not
14:51doesn't mean you can't act like one
14:58come on
14:59we dominated the pros before last year
15:01and the year before that
15:02and the year before that
15:03all the cocky sounds of bitches out there
15:05think they can beat us
15:06i'd like to see you give a hundred and cent percent
15:08brackets at a hundred and cent
15:10read each other's minds
15:11what are you doing tonight
15:12you want to give a hundred percent
15:14and
15:15well um
15:16yeah
15:18i'm sorry
15:18could you repeat the question
15:19how do you plan to adjust to the challenge
15:21of being briars and captain
15:22i don't think there's a need to change or anything
15:25my teammates expect the best out of me
15:27and uh that's not a problem
15:28so i expect the best of myself
15:30do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions
15:34yeah i'm pretty particular
15:35you know i need my locker
15:51hey
15:51hey
15:51hey
15:51hey
16:04can i help you
16:07uh no i'm here for garrett
16:10oh i don't usually let girlfriend's watch
16:12uh definitely not a good friend
16:14um
16:15i'm his philosophy tutor
16:18then you can stay
16:19okay
16:22you're not going easy on him are you
16:24no sir
16:24good
16:25do your best
16:26we need a moment
16:28i'm sorry
16:30can't you just speak to his professor
16:32or dean
16:33or whatever
16:34if it's so important that he play
16:36i mean
16:37he didn't want me to
16:38what why
16:42do you know who his dad is
16:44a snoggy player
16:46one of the best defensemen in NHL history
16:50garrett's last name carries weight
16:52he knows the spotlights on him
16:54so he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place
17:05hey
17:06thought we had a session
17:07weight room
17:12better hurry
17:13garrett's tutor
17:14all right
17:19yeah
17:23i must have been
17:24i can't explain
17:34you know i don't appreciate being made away for 45 minutes
17:37sorry
17:38sitting down for that one must be so draining
17:41i will reschedule
17:42okay wait
17:42hold on hold on
17:44i can multitask
17:46just be uh
17:47blocking out while studying lock
17:49really
17:50you can
17:51we've got a lot to cover
17:52and i've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once
17:57well then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys
17:59wasn't it
18:02that was a joke
18:05jesus
18:06yeah i forgot to convince anyone that we're hooking up
18:08you can't
18:09freak out when i tease you
18:11we need to practice
18:13practice what teasing
18:15we fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products
18:18forget your own milk
18:19this is serious
18:20you blush
18:22whenever i come near you
18:23get over yourself
18:25i don't blush
18:25oh yeah
18:44see
18:46nothing
18:48not bad
18:50but what about
18:51let me guess
18:53yes you're very sure of yourself
18:55oh right
18:56your turn
18:58no kissing
19:05what's wrong gram
19:06yeah you said we needed practice
19:23don't
19:24blush
19:45so this is terry
19:48what
19:49no
19:51i
19:51yes
19:56he was just trying to prove a point
19:58it kind of feels like i just did
20:03and now it's my turn
20:10i'm gonna kiss you
20:13okay
20:15okay
20:21okay
20:22okay
20:22okay
20:24are we blushing now
20:40it's here folks
20:41our first away game
20:43the brighter hawks have dominated the chatham flovers in the past
20:47but since it's due to the rest of the past
20:49we all know this night is already on the after party
20:52am i right
20:54but we've got a good calendar tonight
20:56so
20:56our most faithful buddies in attendance
20:58as always
21:09first game
21:09first game
21:12i know we can seem like a lot but we don't fight
21:15i swear
21:17please
21:22stick play jewels
21:23i mean their play-by-play is a lifesaver my first time
21:26thanks
21:33this is a tough game for the clovers folks
21:36hey
21:37lay out
21:38lay out
21:38get this fucking day
21:41come on
21:41hey
21:42hey
21:43hey
21:43hey
21:43hey
21:45you know
21:45the fire has control of the park
21:47move it
21:47move it
21:47there you go
21:48moving back to grab
21:48move it
21:49move it
21:49move it
21:50move it
21:50bring it back to
21:50is your passion back
21:52warm by chlamydia during the welcome wake
21:54come on guys
21:55we're someone else on the train
21:56and somebody's there
21:57come on
21:58come over
22:01nine
22:02damn
22:02so close
22:04time to get to pop this fuck out of town
22:06get up
22:07grand
22:07right there with the interception
22:09come on
22:09go
22:11grand
22:14take the load
22:15in
22:17yes
22:19oh
22:20oh
22:20he popped
22:22absolutely
22:22i don't know what shot of corvers
22:27oh
22:27oh
22:27oh
22:28oh
22:28he's good
22:30yeah
22:31frogman
22:32now he's good
22:33now he's good
22:38oh
22:39oh
22:39oh
22:40oh
22:41oh
22:41oh
22:41oh
22:41oh
22:41oh
22:43oh
22:43oh
22:43oh
22:43oh
22:43oh
22:44oh
22:45oh
22:50oh
22:59oh
23:00oh
23:00oh
23:01oh
23:01oh
23:01oh
23:02oh
23:03oh
23:04oh
23:05oh
23:06oh
23:07oh
23:08oh
23:09oh
23:09oh
23:09Oh, fucking dude.
23:12Hey, hey.
23:13Tramory.
23:14Seriously.
23:15Waste not, lest he be wasted.
23:17Come on.
23:18Tramory.
23:20Tramory.
23:21Tramory.
23:23Tramory.
23:24Tramory.
23:25Tramory.
23:27Tramory.
23:28Tramory.
23:28Tramory.
23:32Tramory.
23:35Come on.
23:36This havoc.
23:38Come out below, baby.
23:39Oh, boy.
23:41Oh, boy.
23:41Come on.
23:44Come on.
23:44Come on.
23:46Come on.
23:48Come on.
23:49I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:53In love with you.
23:56Yes, ma'am.
23:58I can't do it.
24:00I can't do it.
24:02I can't do it.
24:04Well, I heard you made a face so bad.
24:07I can't do it.
24:08I can't do it.
24:10What?
24:11Holy shit.
24:12Hey.
24:13You totally nailed boy, huh?
24:15Good.
24:16Because I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:18Any sign of Justin?
24:20No, not yet.
24:22But he'll be here.
24:22I think Tyler Tate's birthday is very seriously.
24:25Okay.
24:26Okay.
24:27Thanks, man.
24:28No, thanks.
24:29I don't drink at parties.
24:31Oh, yeah?
24:31No worries.
24:32I'm not a big drinker either.
24:33One-armed practice, nine-served after a game.
24:35No exceptions.
24:36Seems pretty strict.
24:37Do you think I was born with these eggs?
24:41So what's next?
24:42It's your favorite, actually.
24:44Are you ready for this?
24:52Hockey shots.
24:55Hockey shots.
24:56Oh, shit.
24:57I get it now.
24:59You're not a fan.
25:01Sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but it's all cute, but we need you.
25:04Let's go.
25:05Starting my tradition, what do we want?
25:06Bad luck if we don't.
25:07Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chatham's ass.
25:10That's right.
25:11Let's go.
25:11All right, go on.
25:12Come on.
25:13Come on.
25:13Sorry.
25:15Sorry.
25:16It's okay.
25:18I'm coming.
25:23Oh, man.
25:25Oh, man.
25:28Oh, man.
25:30Oh, man.
25:32Oh, man.
25:36Oh, man.
25:39Oh, man.
26:03Not a vampire.
26:06What?
26:07Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:10but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:13And you're Peter Pan-chan?
26:15Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:18There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:21Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:24Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:26Even when it is themed.
26:27So, Garrett's tutor.
26:30What's really going on?
26:33Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:38Someone already blocked me in.
26:40God, it looks so fun.
26:42It's your addition and your AI could be cocky.
26:48Hey, babe, where's your dunking cup?
26:50I'm still left in the car.
26:52Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
26:54You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
26:57So, Ben Affleck.
26:59Babe, get the cup.
27:00So he can be in the sun.
27:02Do we have to?
27:03Yes!
27:03I mean, what, a house like this?
27:05A floor like that?
27:06A dress like mine?
27:09Come on.
27:10Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:17You know, it started with tutoring, but I mean, if you looked at him, I mean, he's John's best friend,
27:23so not really.
27:24John?
27:25My brother.
27:26John Logan.
27:28I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks flew as they do when people, um...
27:38Sorry, what don't you get?
27:40Any of it, really?
27:41Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:44Oh my god, no.
27:46You're just...
27:46You're not what I would have expected for Garrett.
27:54So you guys, like, dating, dating?
27:57Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:01And she's cool with that.
28:02Yeah, man.
28:03I guess so.
28:06It's just that last week, you didn't even know what to eat.
28:09Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:11Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:15Jesus.
28:16Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:18It's for him.
28:20She doesn't drink.
28:21She said not at parties.
28:23Hmm.
28:30Here, uh...
28:31Here, try this.
28:35Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:39Thanks.
28:42Hope you're the hero.
28:47I can say this because Garrett's...
28:48Basically my brother.
28:50But he can be kind of a dick.
28:51Yes.
28:52You know that, right?
28:54Yeah, but he's also funny.
28:57Really hardworking.
28:58God and I just...
28:59What he wants to be.
29:01Hey, uh...
29:02Sorry that took so long to find any mixtures, but...
29:05I thought...
29:06Maybe...
29:07I don't know.
29:08You know, in case you change your mind.
29:09No pressure, though.
29:12Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:26Okay.
29:26Okay.
29:27Okay.
29:27That was totally cute.
29:30My single ass needs another drink.
29:33Bye, Jules.
29:36Yeah.
29:37What the hell?
29:39I like that.
29:41I like that.
29:52I like that.
29:55Yeah.
29:57Yeah.
29:59Yeah.
30:00Yeah.
30:00I can't see you straight from here last time
30:11I could be a type of this on my knees
30:15No, I can't see you straight from here last time
30:19Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:28Who is that?
30:33I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:36That's really helpful
30:37Yeah
30:38I got an idea
30:45Oh my God! Wait, this is me!
30:48No!
30:49No!
30:53He says you're struggling with your sister
30:54You still change the song, Dick
30:59This is my party
31:01It's a good one
31:04If you go hurt, you gotta get on the floor
31:08If you're a party treat, then step on the floor
31:12If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:15Break the sweat on the floor
31:17Yeah, we work on the floor
31:20Don't stop, you can move and put your drinks up
31:23Your body, you can drop it on the floor
31:26Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:30You know we're running tonight on the floor
31:34I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel nothing to a freezer
31:37Straight to a little long, and you're too afraid to
31:41Do it?
31:54Just like that
31:55I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel-
32:00I feel, I feel-
32:06What are you doing?
32:09I feel, I feel, I feel-
32:14Should we dance or what?
32:27Oh, my God.
32:29Just this year.
32:30Yeah, be cool.
32:31You're with me.
32:33Sure.
32:34Hey, it's just another guy.
32:36Right?
32:42Is he looking?
32:49Yeah.
33:00Come on.
33:02Come on.
33:11Okay.
33:15Where are we going?
33:16He needs to see if he's...
33:17And he has.
33:18You got him interested.
33:19Now we gotta go.
33:22Nobody's talking to someone.
33:27Hey.
33:28Watch the player from the pub.
33:30We'll see.
33:30What the hell does that mean?
33:32It means trusting me.
33:35Okay.
33:37Okay.
33:47This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
34:01Now, you can wash.
34:07Okay.
34:29Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:36You're not letting me take the bed?
34:40Nope.
34:42Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:44Apology accepted.
34:45No, I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:49Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:52You can't just decide.
34:54It's funny.
34:54Seems like I just did.
34:55Oh, my God.
34:56You're so stubborn.
34:59You know the bed is big enough for two?
35:03Absolutely not.
35:04Get your loss.
35:09Oh, you're pizza shit.
35:11Am I?
35:14Yeah, I guess I had this.
35:17No, okay.
35:18You're right.
35:18You should take the bed.
35:23Wait, no.
35:24No?
35:25No.
35:25You're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:28Get back on the bed.
35:29I'm taking the floor.
35:30I don't need your pity.
35:31That's all you ever see in the morning.
35:32You just collapsed on two seconds ago.
35:34Take it.
35:34I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:37So am I.
35:51What?
35:53What?
35:55You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:17Impressive.
36:18Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:21Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:25Nah, I get used to it.
36:27Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:29How old were you?
36:31When I started playing.
36:33Yeah.
36:34I don't know.
36:35As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:38That's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:42Skating was the fun part.
36:47Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
36:56Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
37:02Missing birthday parties.
37:05Just my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:08And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:17Why do you still do it?
37:23I guess...
37:28I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:32Spent my whole life training for a dream and I'm so close to it.
37:35If I stopped, I...
37:39I don't know.
37:41It makes sense.
37:43Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:48Yeah, right.
37:50Fuck that.
37:53Yeah.
37:55Yeah, fuck that.
38:01You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:05And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:08Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker?
38:18Oh my god.
38:19Turn that off.
38:20That's so embarrassing.
38:47Did you write this?
38:49It's incredible.
38:51In high school.
39:02They're really good.
39:03Two hearts beating as one
39:07Ran right into the sun
39:11Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:18Back to page.
39:25I gotta tell you something.
39:29The other night at the Eastwood game
39:30I was...
39:32I was...
39:34Struggling.
39:35Struggling.
39:37And then...
39:39I heard someone singing.
39:42Elton John.
39:44I followed your voice through the tunnels.
39:51I saw you in the green room.
39:56saying it out loud.
39:58I realized that sounds creepy, but...
40:02You were so...
40:04You were so...
40:05You were so...
40:05Like, genuine, you know?
40:09Free.
40:15You centered me.
40:23Jules posted us.
40:26Wait, what did they say?
40:28Wait, what did they say?
40:29Actually, hang on.
40:30Let me see.
40:37We did it.
40:39Yeah, we did it.
40:42Wait, I have just a thing.
40:43Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's box?
40:45Yeah, of course.
40:45I'm a man of taste, Welsie.
40:47Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's for shit?
40:50Who's Billy Porter?
40:53I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that.
40:55Come up here.
41:03Will you show me something of yours?
41:06Like a classical piece?
41:08Yeah, like the one on your Instagram.
41:10Um, no.
41:12I don't write like that anymore.
41:15That's crazy.
41:17Why not?
41:21It's like scary.
41:24Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
41:28But I am working on something at the moment for the Mob Showcase.
41:32But it's not there yet.
41:35Lyrics are hard for me.
41:37That'll get there.
41:39It has to.
41:40I need to win.
41:42You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:44I do.
41:44When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
41:48Which is what will happen if I don't get a scholarship.
41:51Yeah, I'm the only way to get a scholarship.
41:53This to win.
42:05Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:07Like, can you collaborate?
42:08Yeah, sure.
42:09So is it still mine?
42:29I mean, there's your answer.
42:32It's just him.
42:34I mean, just asking for help.
42:35Pretentious douches love that shit.
42:38He is not a pretentious douche.
42:42Okay, here.
42:43Whatever he's at.
42:50Wait, have you heard of the beaches?
42:58Their Coachella set will change your life.
43:01Bye.
43:02My God.
43:04My son.
43:14My son.
43:15My son.
43:15I mean, T.
43:15All he's at.
43:26I mean, his son.
43:29It's too.
43:29I mean.
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