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00:00Music
00:24Can't find anything
00:28You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on
00:30Well, it was there last night
00:31Look, it's just the stuff I've thrown out for the jumble
00:34Well, you could at least wait until I've finished packing
00:35You've got some of my best gear here
00:37Look, Den, I hope you're going to clear this lot up when you're finished
00:39It's taken me ages to sort it out
00:41Well, most of this is mine anyway
00:42You could at least ask me first
00:44But you won't throw anything away
00:45Half of it don't fit you
00:47What about this suit?
00:48It's a nice suit, this is
00:49And Stitt's cost me a fortune
00:51Den, you haven't wore this since England won the cup
00:54I was going to give it to the kids last year for the guy
00:56Oh, that's typical you, that is
00:57There's a lot of wear left in that suit
00:59Look, I just don't want to see you look in a woolly in flared trousers
01:02They went out with the ark
01:03I'm not really flared
01:05Well, not much
01:06Look, it's going in the jumble
01:08It's bad enough being married to a Burke without you advertising it
01:10Okay, if that's what you want, you can have it
01:12Have the whole lot
01:13Send it all down the jumble as far as I can
01:15What are you talking about?
01:15Yeah, you're right
01:16I don't want to show you up in Spain or over here
01:18Oh, well, I'm glad you've seen since
01:19Yeah, because it means I'm going to need some new clothes to take away
01:22Yeah, you've got enough clothes upstairs to sink a battleship
01:24I haven't got a tropical suit and I need one over there because it's hot
01:27Plus, I need some shirts
01:28Here, if we're discussing clothes, there's a few things I could be doing with
01:31Or go down the jumble, you might find yourself something down there
01:41All right, Tone, who's your mate?
01:43I call him Clarence
01:44Oh, nice, taking him for a walk, are you?
01:46They need a lot of exercise
01:49Hey, Tone, what kind of great arse in this, mate?
01:52How did you and him meet?
01:54House Clarence
01:55Four nice doors I had my eye on
01:57But Clarence, he was part of the job lot
02:00Oh, well, I'd like you both to be very happy together
02:02I'm afraid not
02:03This is our last goodbye
02:05We'd kiss you in the arse, didn't we?
02:08He's going down to the jumble sale
02:09Still, someone might be mad enough to buy him off me
02:11See you
02:12Bye
02:13See you, Tone
02:15Here, he's got some up
02:17I don't know
02:17Might be just a sort of thing your mum would like
02:19They're falling and have to put up with that fig
02:21Steering it across the breakfast table
02:23Yeah
02:23Well, at least it won't rub it on as much as mum, will it?
02:27She talks a lot of sense sometimes, you know, Pete
02:31Eh?
02:33I've been thinking
02:34And she was right about wanting
02:36We ought to go easy on her in for a while
02:41Yeah
02:42Look, I'm not supposed to do both
02:43Mark's meant to help out as well
02:44Blimey, it's only once in the blue moon we get you helping
02:47Can't you cut the moaning?
02:48I didn't even want to wash anyway
02:49You haven't even got any rubber gloves
02:51You know, it's terrible for your reins
02:52Who do you think you are, Bo Derek?
02:54No one's going to look at your hands
02:55Oh, just get on with it and shut up, will you?
02:57There's only a few more bits
02:59Where is he, anyway?
03:00Out
03:01What do you mean, out?
03:03Just out, that's all
03:04You mean he actually got out of bed before dinner time?
03:07No, Michelle, we mean he was never in his bed
03:10He stayed out all night again
03:12I'll skin him alive when he does make an appearance
03:14Why aren't you working?
03:16Oh, I swapped shifts with Doc
03:17Oh, you're everyone's mug, you are
03:19Two weeks in South Bend, she comes back messing you about
03:22You ought to put the foot down
03:24It's just cos she wanted to go to the jumble sale, I don't mind
03:27Oh, she's got more sense than you then
03:29You could pick up some good bargains, I'm going
03:32It's all right, Kath's looking out some baby stuff for me
03:35I don't want Kathy and Pete mentioned in this house
03:38Thank you very much, the way they talk to me
03:40Here we go
03:41I thought I was entitled to be upset
03:44Of course you are, Mum
03:45Well, I don't get any backing from you, do I?
03:48What?
03:48Some people would have asked their own mother to look out for baby clothes
03:52But you'd rather go to a stranger
03:53Come on, Kathy, it's not a stranger
03:55Well, I told you, the subject's closed
03:59And in your condition you ought to be getting more than five hours sleep a night
04:02I'm sorry, Mum, did we wake you?
04:04Anyway, what were you doing not going to bed till 3am?
04:09We was waiting up for Mark
04:11I hope you clipped his ear
04:143am?
04:15When you were his age, you and Pete were home by 8 o'clock or you got a good hiding
04:20Yeah, well, he didn't come home
04:22I blame him
04:24Here, listen, if you're off to the jamble today, I might as well get on with our packing
04:27What do you want me to put in for you?
04:29Nothing
04:30There's no trouble, honest
04:31I mean, you know, it's safe a lot of time
04:33I don't want anything packed because I'm not going
04:36Don't talk so daft, it's all been fixed
04:39Well, then you can up and fix it
04:41Phone up the hotel and cancel the booking
04:44I've made up my mind
04:46I don't want to go on holiday anymore
04:48Got that?
04:49You doing anything today?
04:51Yeah
04:51Nothing special
04:52Good
04:53Why?
04:55I'm going down to St. Mary's Church all day, a jumble sale
04:57Are you coming?
04:58I don't know
05:00They have loads of good stuff down there, baby clothes and that
05:03Yeah, but it doesn't mean to say I can get them
05:05I've been to these jumble sales full of these old days
05:08Look as though they're going to peg out in a minute
05:09Soon as they see something they fancy, you get flattened in the rush
05:13They've got grandchildren too, it's like a pensioners mafia
05:16Yeah
05:16If you see anything you want, I guarantee you'll get it
05:19How do you like that?
05:20No, you're talking to the king of the jumblies here, you know
05:22Oh yeah?
05:23Yeah, I always do a couple of hours down there, see?
05:25I'm on bric-a-brac today
05:27Because it could be time the business they're helping out
05:29So that means you get in for nothing
05:30Big deal
05:32There's only 10p in it
05:34Ah, but yeah, you get to see all the clobber before the rush, that's the secret
05:37Anything you see you fancy, you just stick it away under a box or something, out of sight
05:41At the end of the day you've got a black bag full for 20p
05:44Does it work?
05:45Every time
05:46Well, it doesn't seem quite right though really, well it's meant to be for charity
05:50What do you mean, the real villains had their pickings last night?
05:53What?
05:54Why they're setting up the stalls, all the best stuff goes before it even sees the light of day
05:57The vicar and his old lady are the worst of the lot, why should we feel guilty?
06:01Yeah, well I suppose if we help out we are entitled to something
06:04Of course we are, perks of the job, innit?
06:06You coming?
06:08Well what about Annie?
06:09Well bring her along
06:11It's always loads of kids down there, all the old ladies will be cooing over here
06:15You'll probably get your black bag full for nothing, you on?
06:19Hello Tony, how did Clarence get on down to our job?
06:22Terrific, he made friends with a modern dog
06:24They were chatting away 19 to a dozen when I left
06:30What's the damage you altogether?
06:31A little bit strong on the old boot this week's home
06:34I think you might need a second mortgage for my son
06:37That's one, two, three
06:38That's two, six deal, I'll give her my point
06:41I'll manage
06:42I thought I'd make myself a big fruit salad
06:45I'm fed up eating junk food
06:47Still I've got no choice until I get my cooker in
06:51What about kiwis rootin' great jerry?
06:53Eh?
06:54It's a bit more lime in the fruit salad, you can do it on one ring
06:57You've got a mastership in the making there Pete
07:00You think if that were these with you Pete, I've got to have arms lot of chimpanzees
07:03Yeah all right, boy, look out the stove
07:05Yeah all right, boy
07:07There you go
07:08There our time, that's 10, 20, 30, 40, all right?
07:11Thank you
07:13All right Dan
07:14See ya
07:14See ya mate
07:16There you go sir
07:20Here, look who's here
07:22Oh, Darlowich
07:22Here mum
07:26Do you think we should go after?
07:27No
07:29We could always talk her round
07:31Oh yeah?
07:32We've only got a few hours to do it here
07:33Well, perhaps Mark can have a chat with her
07:36I think you'd be the last one she'd listen to
07:39Arthur?
07:40You don't think he's in any sort of trouble or anything, do ya?
07:43Well Mark, nah, leave it out
07:45Look, he's left school, he's a free agent for the first time in his life
07:49He's out somewhere with his mates, larkin' about, having a laugh
07:54Do you know any of his mates?
07:59No
08:01Neither do I
08:03You know, if the cash keeps coming in at this rate, we could start thinking about getting a new motor
08:07Oh no you don't, I've got plans for that money
08:10Oh, the car's my living though Sue
08:12It's gotta be reliable or I'm in trouble
08:14It's got it's MOT coming up Sue
08:16So if we traded it in, we'd miss that and a load of hassle
08:18Listen, there's nothing that much wrong with the car
08:21I mean, a new cooker in this place makes much more sense
08:24We could do a full menu then
08:26People don't expect to cook me when a calf, they just want a quick snack
08:30We'd do a bomb on meat and free veg
08:32You reckon?
08:34It's worth a try
08:35Ok then, you win
08:37Can I order one then?
08:38Hang on a minute, we'll see how much cash comes in, right?
08:46Hello, how's Kev?
08:49Who is this please?
08:52Hello?
08:56Wrong number
08:58Some woman
09:00She just laughed and then hung up
09:04Do you know, that's about the 15th time this week
09:07They were just trying to do the best for you, Lou
09:10You know that and I know that
09:11No, I don't
09:13They're sending you on holiday
09:14Not casting you adrift in the Atlantic
09:17Well, the result's the same, innit?
09:19Getting me out of the way
09:20Here, do you know what that calfie called me?
09:23A big spider
09:24Me
09:25No, you never called anybody any names, of course
09:27She don't want me in her flat anymore
09:29My own son lives there
09:31My grandson, too
09:33Well, I'm talking to be upset about that now, I know
09:35You know she didn't mean it, Lou
09:37Do I?
09:38Look, anyway
09:39To err is human
09:40To forgive divine
09:42Yeah?
09:44Well, I never fancied myself with that, you know
09:46See, I couldn't find one to fit
09:48So you've made up your mind you're not going?
09:50I never said that
09:51Well, you've done nothing but complain about it for the last 20 minutes
09:54Well, do them good to stew for a bit longer
09:57They'd make me suffer now it's their turn
09:59Look, if you are going, Lou
10:01There seems no point in keeping them in the dark about it
10:04It just causes bad feeling, that's all
10:06Well, you don't understand about families
10:09You've got to make a stand
10:12Well, when they begin to see the light, I'll give in gracefully
10:17In the meantime, I'm quite enjoying myself
10:21Yeah
10:22Well, you're lucky to find us in on a Saturday
10:24Well, Ian told me you'd be here
10:26So what's it all about then?
10:28Not too sure yet
10:29We were hoping you might be able to fill us in a bit
10:31After all, you've usually got your ear to the ground, peeps
10:33That's why people keep treading on my face
10:37Heard anything about council plans for the square?
10:40Well, the odd whisper
10:41You know what it's like working on a stall
10:42People just don't buy food and veg
10:44They stay in there and tell their life story
10:45Then you piece things together
10:47I can imagine
10:49Well, the way I see it, the old town all want to put the bulldozers in
10:51And stick up a big glass monstrosity instead
10:54Except they'll run out of money
10:55And we'll have wall-to-wall corrugated iron for years
10:58Well, I don't want to put a dampener on it
10:59But there's nothing the likes of us can do
11:01I mean, it's all decided way above our heads
11:03So, we've got to organise, write letters, get a few meetings going
11:07No, just pop down the town
11:09Don't give the old planning officer kick up the orchestras
11:11Oh, with a subtle approach, eh?
11:13I think we'd better leave the letter writing to you
11:15All right
11:15We could be pretty good at making nuisance of ourselves though
11:18Especially our cat
11:19When you get some beer and herb on it
11:20Good
11:21I was hoping you'd want to help
11:22I mean, I know you don't live in the square, but you work there
11:25You're part of the place, you know
11:27I told you, don't worry about it
11:28It's all taken care of
11:29Nobody's even going to see them till this all over
11:32Oh, and don't buy none of them cakes either
11:34There's always loads left at the end
11:35You get them for next to nothing
11:36Do whatever you say
11:38You're the expert
11:40Hey, I hated that fat woman
11:41She kept giving me an annie really funny looks
11:43Yeah, stuck-up cow
11:45I could tell you a few stories about her
11:47Well, I'm not on one
11:48Goodbye, love
11:50Franka?
11:51Hi, Kate
11:52All right, two cents, please
11:53Oh, two donuts, Carson
11:56Nice to see some of our customers actually buying something
11:58I was beginning to think this place was turning into a social club
12:01Know what I mean?
12:03Three quarters of an hour over one cup of tea
12:05Oh, come on, Sue
12:06You were young yourself once
12:07There's no one much to go these days anyway
12:09Now to fall down the bus shelter
12:10I never used to hang around a bus shelter actually
12:13At least it'll stop you thinking Mary's chasing after me
12:18Have I said it was Mary who was doing the chasing?
12:21I was glad Deb's came over
12:23Give your dad something else to think about
12:25Has he still got any hump about what Grant said?
12:27Yeah
12:31It's not easy for him you know Ian
12:33He's just as much there Dad as he is yours
12:37I wish you'd see more of him really
12:40I suppose it's my fault you don't
12:42He seems to think it's disloyal to me
12:44Oh, but they're not kids anymore Mum
12:46Well that don't mean you stop caring
12:52I'm sorry we've been a bit well funny with you lately
12:55Oh, it's okay
12:56No, it's not okay, we was wrong
12:59You're old enough to sort out your own life now
13:02Your granny was right on that score
13:05Mind you I could throttle her over this holiday business
13:09I was chatting to Michelle
13:11Grant's just winding everyone up
13:12She's gonna wait till the last minute
13:13Turn around and tell her she's going after all
13:15See if you can find your brother for us
13:18Why should I?
13:19Because he's your brother
13:20Because he hasn't been home for two nights
13:22And because I'm getting worried
13:23You know some of his mates don't you?
13:25Well not if I can help it
13:27Alright, I'll go around bopping back his house
13:28They'll know where he is
13:29Tell her, love
13:30Oh, what you wanna know the good news?
13:33Granny's having a song
13:36A wicked old car
13:38Come on let's go and face her with you
13:40No, no, no Arthur leave it
13:41She's been leading us and we'll lead her on
13:43Besides, I'm supposed to be working, aren't I?
13:45Oh yeah
13:47Honestly, I don't mind changing shifts
13:49But that dot's taking liberties
13:51She hasn't even started these service washes
13:54Come on girl, I'll give you a hand
13:55Oh right, yeah, it's the mamma
13:56Thought I'd mention it
13:58But that woman still sat in the caf
14:00Oh yeah, who's that?
14:01Cafe?
14:02Yeah, there's no point in you relying on her to get your baby things
14:06If you're not there when the door's open
14:07You don't stand a chance
14:08Well you'll just have to look for me then, won't you?
14:12Changed your tune, haven't you?
14:14I would be ever so grateful
14:15Yeah
14:16You coming down, Arthur?
14:17I'm helping Pauline
14:18Oh, I see
14:20I have to go down and get all the family shopping
14:23And then bring it back all meself at my age
14:26I'll be along later
14:28Look, Michelle's doing your packing for you
14:30She's stayed in special
14:32Oh, you can tell her, she needn't bother, I'm not going
14:37You've got a couple of service loads for you, Pauline
14:39Oh, you won't have it back before Monday
14:42Well, what shift do you want next week?
14:44Early, I can't collect them
14:45Neither can I
14:46It's all right, I'll get them done now
14:48You go on with the canvassing, okay?
14:49Oh, right
14:50Let's have some change, please, Pauline
14:51Right
14:52What's all this canvassing? You standing for Parliament?
14:55This Save the Square campaign?
14:57I've just been talking to Saeed and Neymar, they're dead cute
14:59Yeah, he wants to stick up a poster by the checkout, organise a petition
15:02Oh, what about running the laundry, get lots of people in here
15:05Do you think Dan would like to have meetings in the club?
15:07He should want to help, he's lived here all his life
15:09You seem pretty keen and you haven't been round here all that long
15:12Well, if you don't stick up with the place where you live, you can't expect anyone else to, can you?
15:16Yeah, but you get these people coming onto the square, they can't wait to rip the guts out of the
15:20houses
15:20You know, pulling down walls and putting up extensions
15:23Next thing you know, it's all open plan and strip pine
15:26Then they turn around and look down on the likes of us
15:29You've been taking a lot of trouble with that conversion, I think you might like it
15:33Well, I'm sure it's very nice if you've got the money, but not all of us have
15:38Well, there's room for all sorts on the square
15:40The main thing is, we're united against the enemy, the council
15:45Here, look who's just walked in the other bar with Sherpa Ian in tow
15:48Oh, that does it, I'm going to have to go and tell her
15:50No, leave it to me, Kath
15:52What? Don't you understand?
15:55She'd love another bust-up
15:56That's why we're getting all this wind-up about the holiday
15:59I'm not going, I'm not going
16:01And she's got every intentions of going
16:03Someone ought to tell her to bleak and grow up
16:06There's more than one way of skinning her rabbit
16:16Scotch, Angie, please
16:17I reckon I deserve one
16:19Oh, you had a bad day as well?
16:21My ex-wife decided she needed some shouting practice
16:24Oh dear, well, perhaps you're still sore at losing you
16:28She's got a funny way of showing it then
16:31Well, if I was in her shoes, I wouldn't let you slip through my fingers
16:37Well, maybe if you were in her shoes, the question wouldn't have come up
16:42Cheers
16:44I'm sorry, Tilly, watch your stall, give us a shout line
16:47Fair enough, that lot looks like it weighs a tonne
16:50Don't you carry all that upstairs, Mum?
16:52Well, I thought it was supposed to help me
16:54But Paulie needed him in the laundry
16:56And I knew he wouldn't mind, he's a good boy
16:58Yep
16:59Here, do you remember how you and Dad used to raid the jumbles, eh?
17:03Always good bargain-hunters, eh?
17:05Well, I always hated anything going to waste, that's all
17:08You know, you've got the looks of your granddad, Ian
17:11Round the eyes
17:12I always said that
17:14A spinach
17:17You know, Kath
17:17We had some good holidays in the old days
17:20Family holidays in Clacton
17:21Mum, Dad
17:24And that's why I've come round to your way of thinking about the holiday, Mum
17:27You're right
17:28It's better to stick with the old days
17:29The old memories
17:31And start afresh, eh?
17:33Oh
17:35I am very fond of Clacton
17:38Of course you are
17:39But you don't want to go back there
17:40We understand that, don't we, Kath?
17:42Oh, you're absolutely right, Mum
17:45I'm sorry I got ratting with you the other night
17:47You're entitled to your own opinions at your age
17:49Oh, well, I...
17:50I may have said one or two things I shouldn't have
17:53At all
17:54All forgotten, eh?
17:56Just like the holiday
17:57No more's going to be said, eh?
18:00Well...
18:01I don't know, I mean, er...
18:05After everyone's taken so much trouble
18:08Yeah
18:09I mean...
18:09Perhaps I ought to go, you know
18:13Er...
18:13Just as a gesture, you know
18:15Oh, no, Mum
18:16They've probably cancelled it now, anyway
18:21Who's that, love?
18:22What's me?
18:23I ain't seen him
18:23No-one has
18:24He just doesn't think, does he?
18:26The worry he corpses
18:27Don't worry, Mum, he'll turn up
18:29Yeah, it's like a bad penny
18:31He's probably up the West End somewhere
18:32I'll give him West End
18:42You can have that one for free, Arthur
18:43All five yards of it
18:45Cheers
18:45Listen, I don't want no chance of her missing that train
18:48All right, all right
18:49I'll help you to get the cases in the back
18:50Bye-bye, Michelle
18:51Have a good stuff
18:52Bye, Mum
18:53I'm expecting you to bring me back a stick of rock, remember?
18:56And a kiss me quick hat
18:58Where is she?
18:59Oh, she'll be coming down
19:00At her own time
19:01You might as well get in the car, Mum
19:02Here, Liverpool Street Station
19:05Yeah, I know
19:07Come on, Mum
19:09I wish everyone had stopped trying to rush me
19:12It's like you can't wait to get rid of me
19:16Don't be silly
19:17Here, I'm going in the front
19:19What do you think we'll do to yourself?
19:20Sorry, I'll be too
19:22I'll be too
19:23Bye, Gary
19:23All right?
19:24Yep
19:24Enjoy yourself, darling
19:26There you are
19:27Mind your hands
19:28Here you go
19:30I'm going to enjoy myself
19:32I'm only doing this to please you lot
19:34I hope you appreciate it
19:36Of course we do
19:36Send us a postcard
19:37I'm going under protest
19:39Under protest
19:40The weather's going to be terrible
19:42The bloke on the radio said rain
19:45No, no, no
19:46It'll get better tomorrow
19:47He never said that
19:52And you can thank Mark for coming to say goodbye to his gran
19:56See you in a fortnight, you know
19:58Ta-ra
19:59Bye
19:59Ta-ra, have a nice time
20:01Ta-ra
20:02Yeah
20:02Bye
20:03Bye
20:04The early boss was years back
20:07I don't want to be bitter about it when I'm 50
20:09That all goes
20:10Do you know sometimes you can't even remember why you got so rolled up about
20:14Yeah, but you're still bugged about your kids now
20:18You hang on to that boy of yours don't
20:20You let him slip now
20:21You don't make up for it later
20:22She's gone
20:23They're on the way to Paul Street right now
20:26Yeah
20:26This calls for a drink
20:27Three pints of your best maestro and it won't be yourself
20:30Cheers, Pete
20:31Oh, do you know the old bag was packed all along
20:34She never had any intention of staying
20:35No, as long as there isn't a rail strike, we're okay
20:38Well, it's good to see you look as a cheerful laugh
20:40As soon as things haven't gone so well for you lately
20:41How do you mean?
20:42Well, chops and all that
20:43Well, as it happens, I might give you something else to celebrate
20:46Oh, yeah?
20:47Yeah, you know I'm off to Spain for a week
20:48Yeah?
20:48I thought you might like to fill in here for me
20:51Oh, that'd be terrific, Dan
20:53That's very good of your ta
20:54Well, think nothing of it, mate
20:56That's what a mate's for
20:56They all beat each other out
20:57Plus he's been desperate all week to find somebody
20:59And you're his last choice
21:01Yeah, well, I've never worked in a pub before
21:03I mean, I don't know the prices and all that
21:04That's all right, Angie's here
21:06Caff, Lofty, I'll put you right
21:08Oh, yeah, but what about his clothes?
21:11Well, if he's gonna work behind the bar
21:13He's got to look smart
21:14I mean, he can't be there in these old things
21:15As he slops around and owe me
21:17Nobody's gonna worry about that, sis
21:19Well, I will
21:20You know what people are like round dear
21:22For making snidey remarks
21:24And I'm not having my Arthur treated like a Sally Army case
21:27Well, it's a shame about that
21:29Because I've just put a nice suit in the old jumble
21:31What, the old theme up suit?
21:34There's nothing wrong with that suit
21:36That style's coming back and there's a lot of wear in it
21:38And as it happens, Pauline's a dab hand with a needle and Fred
21:40She'll make it look just right for Arthur
21:42That's all very well, Dennis
21:43But I'm not having my Arthur in your car stops
21:46Don't you worry, we'll find you something nice
21:49What do you reckon?
21:51Well, it'll be all right with a couple of woolies under it
21:53Yeah, it is a bit roomy, isn't it?
21:54Still, there's plenty of wear in it
21:55Maybe I'll get effort to put a tuck in it here and there
21:58Well, I could do it
22:00Well, thanks to you, I got all this luck
22:02Save my bum
22:05Um, if he's any good to you
22:07It's your lucky day, isn't it?
22:08Yeah, well, what is it?
22:10Sprouts
22:10Well, how he likes his frozen
22:12But his brother always gives me loads
22:13And to be honest, I'm sick to death of cooking them
22:15Well, I reckon you ought to be eating those fresh vegetables
22:19With the baby and all that
22:20Yeah, thanks
22:21Why don't you make yourself comfortable?
22:23Oh, cheers
22:25You did all right at the jumble, didn't you?
22:27Yeah, have a cake
22:29Thanks
22:29Help yourself
22:31Yeah, Mary, why don't you read Annie one of these stories?
22:34I keep telling you, she's too young
22:37Besides, she's asleep
22:38Don't matter, you should read them anyway
22:40It's like this thing with learning languages
22:42It goes into the subconscious
22:44Yeah?
22:45Yeah, there was a thing about it in the paper
22:47Yeah, well, I ought to have glasses
22:48Gives me a date reading
22:50Besides, you're so keen
22:51Why don't you read to her?
22:53Yeah, go on, Loft
22:54Go on
22:55Yeah, all right
23:01Right then, Annie
23:03If we're lying comfortably
23:05Then we'll begin
23:08What are you laughing at?
23:10Nothing
23:12You make a lovely dad one day
23:15Once upon a time
23:16There was a mummy squirrel
23:18And a daddy squirrel
23:20And four little squirrels
23:24And the little squirrels' names
23:26And the little squirrels' names
23:26Was Amanda
23:28Jemima
23:30Susannah
23:32And Lofty
23:35It's the way he tells them
23:37If I leave school, she won't have such a tight hold on me
23:40Well, you know what mum's like
23:42Well, it would only be for a few months out of your life
23:45And you'd still be able to muck in with me
23:47And we could do all the things that we talked about
23:50What do you mean?
23:52I think she's right
23:54You ought to go back next to her
23:56Sorted it all out between you then?
23:58Look, I don't want to row with you about it, Kelvin
24:01You're important to me
24:03That is why I want to see you do the right thing
24:05Oh, don't give me all that emotional blackmail bit
24:07I'll get enough of that from mum
24:10I mean, I have got a mind of my own, you know, Dad
24:12I can think things through
24:13I don't have to do everything you and mum tell me to
24:15Okay, fair enough
24:19You've always said you wanted to be like me, right?
24:22Okay
24:24I may have done a few stupid things
24:26But I got my qualifications first
24:31If you won't take advice from me as your dad
24:33Take it as a mate, eh?
24:35This conversation's a waste of time
24:37I've already made my mind up
24:39You're stubborn
24:40Yeah, and I know where I get it from as well
24:46Maybe
24:51I've decided to go back to school anyway
24:55What?
24:55Yeah, I'll tell mum tonight
24:57Well, when did you change your mind?
24:59A few days ago
25:01You might have said something
25:04Well, it's not easy to admit you've been a bit of a wally, is it?
25:07Besides
25:08I didn't want you and mum to think you'd persuaded me
25:11I thought it through by myself
25:13And it made sense, Cecil
25:15You...
25:16You...
25:23You can't move upstairs for your stuff, you know
25:26Well, I've been packing, haven't I?
25:27Well, you're packing for a week, aren't you? Not a month
25:29Well, perhaps I want to keep my best stuff where I can see it
25:31Just in case you decide to send it to the next jumble sale
25:35Perhaps there's somebody over there you'd like to impress, eh?
25:37Fair enough of a record, eh?
25:39Alright, let's try the one about this puppy and your pride and joy
25:43It's all taken care of
25:44Oh, really?
25:45We've got Arthur, who don't know the difference between a perna on an elephant's backside
25:49And we've got Lofty, who's not exactly loyal to the place seen as you've just sacked him
25:53And had to crawl on your hands and knees to get him back again
25:55Well, you and Katha keep things ticking over
25:58Oh, well, that would be a comfort to you, wouldn't it?
26:01The dynamic duo will save the day
26:04Don't you ever feel like you're taking me for granted, Den?
26:07I'm supposed to be your wife, you know
26:10Thanks very much for looking after the place while I'm away, Ange
26:13Sorry if I didn't say anything about it before
26:16Don't mention it
26:16Of course, a lot of people would think you should be taking me with you
26:19Look, we've been over that already, that comes later
26:21Yeah, like the Bentley
26:22No, not like...
26:23Don't get out your pram, Dennis
26:26Well, get off my bank
26:27Look, I'm sorry if you think I'm having a go at you
26:30It's just that I'd like to think while you're lying under that hot Mediterranean
26:33Sunshine
26:33You'd spare a thought from me here
26:35Because I'll be thinking of you, you know
26:38You lame, deceitful, adulterous tow-rag, you
26:41Have you finished?
26:42No, I haven't
26:44I don't believe a word you've told me, Den
26:47And I'm never going to trust you again
26:48Well, that makes two of us, and I've got more reason
26:50Oh, yeah?
26:51Yeah
26:52Because anything that comes in this bar with trousers on
26:54You can't keep your hands off
26:56Well, a girl's got to look after herself, hasn't she, Den?
26:58Especially when she's left on her own so much
27:01My tongue
27:02But don't you worry
27:04Tony will keep his eye on me while you're away
27:07Enjoying yourself
27:08While you be, Tom
27:14Any luck? Find anything?
27:17Well, his other jeans are gone
27:20Some of his t-shirts
27:24Have you seen his sports bag anywhere?
27:26Don't upset yourself, girl
27:29And there's another thing
27:30I had 40 fags in my dressing table
27:32Oh, come on
27:32Well, just in case of an emergency, that's all, you know
27:36Well, anyway, they've gone
27:39Are you sure?
27:40Of course I'm sure
27:43Well, what's that?
27:48Club money
27:49Well, so what? I'm not due to pay it till tomorrow
27:53It's gone
27:57Arthur
27:59You've done a bank
28:03Mark's run away from us
28:07Love
28:08I die
28:11Beth
28:34We've listened to some stars