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00:23Ah! Andy!
00:26Quick! Behind the cooker!
00:31It's a little spider.
00:32This one's furry with whiskers ears and a pink tail.
00:35Okay, lead Jenny to me. Out you come.
00:37Ah! That's no good! It's behind the bin now.
00:39Look, Debs, you go into the lounge and I'll get rid of it.
00:42I'm not setting foot on that flop.
00:44It's only a mouse, love, not a diamond-baked rattlesnake.
00:47Well, I prefer the snake any day. We shouldn't have mice in our home.
00:51We can sort that out later, but first, come here.
00:53No. I'm going to carry you, Debs. Now, don't be silly.
00:58I'm just going to shut the door.
01:01What about the mouse?
01:03I'll feed him some cheese and find him a nice warm box to sleep in.
01:07I wonder if anyone else in the square has having similar problems.
01:10I bet Mary is. No, her problem's damp, not the mice.
01:13I don't like the sound of that. Not with that little one.
01:16Maybe I should go and see her.
01:17No, what about the mouse?
01:18Jenny's not going anywhere.
01:20Then I'm getting out of here and going to work.
01:26Um, if you do see Mary later on, apologize for me, will you?
01:30I probably came over as a bit patronising.
01:33I didn't mean to.
01:37PHONE RINGS
01:40Yeah. Yeah, all right, OK.
01:43Yes, leave it to me.
01:47Yes, I will.
01:49I said, leave it to me.
01:54Caught with your trousers down?
01:56Eh?
01:57That's what my William used to say.
01:59Never get caught with your trousers down.
02:01Yeah, quite all right. Quite agree, Edward.
02:02Of course, wouldn't do for us girls.
02:05Too true.
02:06Don't suppose Angie would be too pleased?
02:08What are you rabbiting on about?
02:10Well, the phone call.
02:11What do you mean?
02:12Well, I mean, waking her up, she's acting a lying, isn't she?
02:15Actually, she's upstairs doing the books,
02:17keeping us up to date and the text man happy.
02:19Oh.
02:20Worth her weight, that girl.
02:21Yeah, she'd be lost without her.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Don't know what I'd do.
02:27Do you ever take her out?
02:29Slap up me old flowers and all that?
02:32It all boils down to a matter of time.
02:35Plus, finding someone to fill in for us.
02:37Yes, pity.
02:39She deserves a break now and then.
02:42Mark William gave it to me.
02:45You know what you are, Ethel?
02:47What?
02:48You're a marvel.
02:50I am?
02:50Of course you are.
02:52What a brilliant suggestion.
02:54It's a long time since I took my missus out for a slap up nosh.
02:57You know, dancing, candles, music, the business.
02:59Oh, don't forget the flowers.
03:01I'm going to do better than that.
03:03I'm going to buy that microwave she was planning for.
03:05You know, so she can knock out a few tasty snacks in the lunchtime.
03:08Oh, it sounds very nice.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Here.
03:12Did I tell you that Mars features very heavily in your horoscope today?
03:19No.
03:20I don't believe you did.
03:21Well, here.
03:22I'll give you a reading when I'm done here, if you like.
03:25Yeah, well, we'll see how we go, eh?
03:27I'll go.
03:27No, no, no, no.
03:28You carry on here.
03:29I'll get it.
03:30It might be posty with a pass.
03:42Oh, no, no, no, no.
03:47Oh, no.
03:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:01I've got to get back then. Left a boy on the stall.
04:03He's probably not going to give out half the price to his mates.
04:05Be all right, mate. Probably in later for half, eh?
04:06I will do. See you later, F. Bye.
04:10Bar from three, Mum. I'm busy.
04:12I can see you are. I have an activity.
04:15What's up with you?
04:15You want me all of this stuff, innit, for Clampton?
04:18You've got a whole week yet.
04:19I don't like to be on it. It's always something to do.
04:22I don't know what to say about the devil and eyed lands.
04:26It's not a rude question. What are you planning to do with acting?
04:28It's like me, Mum. It's seen better days.
04:31I've been putting it off for weeks,
04:33but today I'm going to buy a brand new one.
04:34My teeth are in for a treat.
04:36Oh, don't chuck it. I can use it for me brass.
04:39So, Miss Sleeping Beauty decided to stir herself, did she?
04:43Sleeping? Are you joking?
04:46That curtain isn't exactly soundproof, you know.
04:49I'll go.
04:53She's right. What about?
04:54Kid her age.
04:56Sleeping in the same bedroom as her parents.
04:58We're just a curtain between.
04:59It's not natural.
05:01Perhaps you'd prefer it if we petitioned off your room.
05:03Is that meant to be funny?
05:05Watch it, son.
05:06You want a glass?
05:07I can see I'm going to get under your feet today, Mum,
05:09so I'll make myself scarce.
05:10And no, it wasn't meant to be funny.
05:14That's it. I'll bring this lot over for you.
05:16Oh, tell him, Tar, love. Do you want a cup of tea?
05:18No.
05:18Michelle, make yourself useful.
05:19No, no thanks, Greg.
05:20I've got to be getting back.
05:21He's got you working, has he?
05:23Yeah, what's up?
05:27Yeah, what's up?
05:27The end of that slap-up tea you promised us the other night.
05:30I was looking forward to it.
05:31Yeah, well, I changed me mind.
05:32Well, Paulie did her best, but it worked the same.
05:36I've got to get back, man, all right?
05:39Ian, you know where I am if you want me.
05:44Well, you're right.
05:45Yeah, Tash.
05:45Hello.
05:49Something's up.
05:51You'll get to the bottom of it.
05:53Why don't you leave well alone, Graeme?
05:54Unless you're a little admin and all.
05:56How can you eat that muck this time of the morning?
05:59It's my breakfast.
06:00Hello.
06:00I believe you're my railway station here this morning.
06:03The door's open.
06:04I hope it's all right.
06:04Of course it's all right.
06:06What are we going to do today?
06:07I don't know.
06:08Actually, I want to go up the market and get some new gear for me on a day.
06:11Here, just you make sure it's up to here and down to there.
06:13Not parading along the pier where you've done up like a tart.
06:16You're saving up for your holidays.
06:17All right.
06:18You charged me, didn't you?
06:19All right.
06:20I gave you a nickel, right?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Six apples at 11 per each.
06:2666 cents.
06:2634 chance.
06:28All right.
06:29What'd you give me?
06:31How much?
06:3324.
06:34How much did you give me?
06:3524.
06:37Oh, stroller.
06:39What have you got, Rogs, in your way?
06:40Not to wait, Pete.
06:41No problem.
06:44Yeah.
06:45No sweat.
06:48So, what are you doing with your holiday from Coldick?
06:50Keeping well away from Kelvin.
06:52His loss.
06:53I'm glad we're still mates.
06:55Oh, boys, our age is too immature to come between friends.
06:57I suppose someone like Lofty's more your cup of tea, eh?
06:59Oh, you're joking.
07:02Say no to Annie, though.
07:03Oh.
07:06Do you have to go down market this afternoon?
07:08Yeah, all right, then.
07:09I want to get a new album.
07:10I thought you were skimmed.
07:11I've been shoving the pennies away for ages.
07:13Old age pensioner, Reginald Cox, has been arrested in Kent.
07:16Cotton, 33, who describes himself as a handyman,
07:20was prevented from boarding a Channel Hovercraft at Dover by police
07:24after a tip-off from port officials.
07:26The threatened water worker strike has been called off.
07:29Hear that, Al?
07:30They got him.
07:31I know.
07:32Did you read the article?
07:33No.
07:36I'm surprised, in a way.
07:38I'm not.
07:38His crime was serious enough if they can prove it.
07:40I don't mean that.
07:41I had my money on a horse of a totally different colour.
07:44Who?
07:44Mark Fowler.
07:45Shh, sisters over there.
07:47More tea, girls?
07:48No, thanks.
07:49Did you read that?
07:50A miserable bitch.
07:51Who do you think she is?
07:52Fancy saying that after having to court the bloke responsible, eh?
07:55I'll tell you something, but she's going to regret that remark.
07:57What do you mean?
07:58I'll think of something.
08:13You shouldn't do all this high-shelf packing when I'm about there, you know.
08:16Since when have you offered to help?
08:18I'm offering now.
08:20Check the images.
08:22About last night.
08:23What about it?
08:25Our talk.
08:26What about our talk?
08:27Don't tell me you've forgotten already.
08:30You weren't that drunk.
08:32Drunk?
08:32Me?
08:33I only had half a glass of wine, which I hated.
08:37I think you're the drinker of the family.
08:39I hadn't realised how selfish I was being.
08:44We should talk more often.
08:45Clare's the hair.
08:48As long as it's not just talk.
08:50I promised you, didn't I?
08:52I'll put my weight in future.
08:53You watch.
08:54Hmm?
08:55Joint decisions.
08:57What's the matter with you?
08:58You're not with it these days, are you?
09:00You beam down them out of space when the mood suits you.
09:04I wasn't thinking that's all.
09:05I don't call that very smart, son.
09:07And concentration, that's your trouble.
09:10If you've spent less time thinking about cooking...
09:12I'll put another record on Dad, please.
09:15Your turn in, son, think of a bit of a disappointment for me and your mother.
09:18We thought she was a lot brighter than that, son.
09:20Oh, look, it was only ten stupid P.
09:22It doesn't matter if it was one stupid P, does it?
09:26It's not the point, is it?
09:28You're moping around like you're fit for nothing.
09:31But you can't sort yourself out now, son.
09:33What are you going to do when you get older, eh?
09:35When you leave school?
09:36Answer me that.
09:38Me and your mother have got plans for you, son.
09:41And they don't include you being a layup there.
09:44Right?
09:45Yes, sir.
09:47Normally I wouldn't be telling you all this, Doctor,
09:49but I feel it's my professional duty.
09:51Well, whatever the reason, I'm glad you are telling me, Andy.
09:53Sit down, will you?
09:55I know I'm not qualified to make a diagnosis,
09:58but I have a strong suspicion Mary's baby's suffering from acute bronchitis.
10:02Go on.
10:03It's clearly not Mary's fault,
10:04but she's breastfeeding the baby without her balanced food intake herself.
10:08I mean, not to mention her polling living conditions.
10:10Well, I know it's not the Dorchester,
10:12but it was just about habitable last time I was there,
10:14and I've heard nothing from the health visitor.
10:16Well, it's rapidly deteriorated.
10:18I mean, I was there this morning.
10:19It's nothing short of disgusting.
10:20A single parent with such responsibility
10:22should never be housed the way she is.
10:24Oh.
10:25Well, why hasn't she come to me?
10:26She said she would.
10:27Well, that's just it.
10:29She's very young and pretty naive, in my opinion.
10:32She needs someone like you, Doctor,
10:34to tell her what's wrong and what to do about it.
10:36Yeah.
10:37All right, Andy.
10:38Thanks for your interest.
10:40I'll look in on Mary and see what I can do.
10:42Take a few.
10:42No extra charge.
10:44Right.
10:45Tell me, Maureen,
10:46Pauline,
10:47I think for the first time,
10:49our marriage really does have a future.
10:52Really?
10:52Saeed and I had a long chat last night,
10:54right into the early hours.
10:56You know, we really understood each other.
10:58He's promised to try and make things work,
11:00and I've agreed to do the same.
11:02Oh, that's good.
11:03You sure he's not just giving you the old flannel,
11:05you know, just to get his wicked way?
11:07Sorry, love, I shouldn't have said that.
11:10Don't apologise.
11:11I just don't know what you mean.
11:12Well, you know, wicked way, you know.
11:41Oh, you mean sex?
11:45You're using, right?
11:46Because Bangladesh is a long way from here.
11:48Oh, by the way,
11:50I've got a confession to make.
11:51Yeah?
11:52The wine.
11:53I didn't really like it.
12:01He's not himself.
12:02He woke up this morning in a right old state.
12:05Moody, office food.
12:06I kept well out of his way, you know,
12:08when he did the boxing.
12:09And he comes upstairs,
12:11smiles, compliments,
12:12all the old charm.
12:13Sounds a bit fishy.
12:14Yeah, Beansgate would be an understatement.
12:17Well, perhaps he really has turned over in all your life.
12:19Oh, you'll have to give him the benefit of the day, Ange.
12:22Kath, you're talking about Den.
12:24I've been married to him long enough.
12:26Maybe too long.
12:28But I tell you,
12:29I smell a rat.
12:30And if I find out
12:31what he's up to's been,
12:33Kathie,
12:34you'd better steer well clear of this bar.
12:36Because I'm going to declare it a danger zone.
12:41Hey, I'm off.
12:42Thanks for the job, mate.
12:44Be lucky, son.
12:45Yeah, and be careful.
12:47Hey, Kath.
12:48I'm off.
12:49Oh, don't worry.
12:49I've that effect on all men.
12:52What a drink, love.
12:52No, Tar.
12:53I've just come to get some money off you.
12:54I thought I'd get a few bits and bobs at the market
12:56for popping in on your mum.
12:58Seen Ian?
12:59Yeah.
13:00You sure he's all right on his own?
13:01Well, I was in two mines
13:02after his short-chained alley this morning.
13:05Might have been a really tough decision for you.
13:06Have to forego a pint or not.
13:08Say something, oh, this is starting.
13:09I'll have the other half.
13:10It's your round.
13:12Me and my big mouth.
13:13Sure you won't have one, Kath?
13:14Thanks, Al.
13:16I'm not happy, Pete.
13:18What?
13:18Ian?
13:20He's getting to be a real pain.
13:21He's moody, he won't talk.
13:23He's got his head in the clans.
13:24He's out of the back of my head.
13:25Oh, he's just getting on my nerves.
13:27It won't be for long.
13:29Because me and him are going to have a talk.
13:30Oh, don't go making it worse now.
13:33It couldn't get worse, could it?
13:36Hello, Mary.
13:37I was just passing by
13:38and I thought I'd pop in
13:39and see how you and Annie are getting on.
13:41Oh, we're both fine.
13:42Well, may I come in?
13:44Yeah, please do.
13:46A cup of tea?
13:48Oh, that would be nice, yes.
13:50You'll make yourself at home.
13:51Right.
13:53Hello, Annie.
13:55I haven't got any tea and coffee at present.
13:57Well, I haven't been able to do me weekly shock
13:59because she wasn't too good this morning.
14:00Oh, I thought you said she was fine.
14:02What's the problem?
14:03Oh, nothing serious.
14:05Just wind and teeth in, I think.
14:07Well, since I'm here,
14:07do you mind if I take a look at her?
14:09Yeah, okay.
14:13She's fine, really.
14:14Yeah, well, we'll see.
14:35Are you still breastfeeding?
14:36Yeah.
14:37Really?
14:37That's three months now.
14:38Yeah, well, I'm gonna go on for at least a year.
14:41What about food supplements?
14:42Have you planned a balanced diet for the baby?
14:45Listen, Mary, there's nothing you get too worried about,
14:48but I must tell you that Annie is undernourished.
14:50That's not true.
14:52I breastfeed irregular.
14:53She's never hungry and she rarely cries,
14:55so I don't see how you can say that.
14:56No, she's not getting the vitamins you need.
14:58That's not because you're doing anything wrong,
15:00but because you're not well yourself.
15:02There's nothing wrong with me!
15:03Mary, will you please listen to me for just one moment?
15:06You mentioned just now breastfeeding for at least 12 months.
15:09Well, that's a fine idea, and I'd respect it in any mother.
15:11But if you're not producing the high-quality milk that Annie needs,
15:15then she's going to suffer.
15:16Don't you see that?
15:17And you say she doesn't cry.
15:18Well, perhaps that's just because she hasn't the energy
15:20to expel hell from her tiny lungs.
15:23Just sit down a moment.
15:24I want to listen to your back.
15:29Undo your zip, mate.
15:32I'll go.
15:33All right.
15:34All right.
15:39Breathe in.
15:42Yeah.
15:43Head out.
15:45Good.
15:46And again.
15:47In.
15:48Head out.
15:51Yeah.
15:52Just as I thought.
15:53You have been a bit chesty lately, haven't you?
15:56A bit.
15:56Well, you're both suffering from bronchitis,
15:58and it's not your fault.
15:59I'd be the same if I had damp patches all over my walls.
16:03You're not going to take her away from me, are you?
16:05Oh, no one's talking about taking Annie away.
16:07Just giving some treatment and better conditions for you to live.
16:11You shouldn't be living here, Mary.
16:13Now, I'm going to get onto the social services.
16:15You deserve better than this.
16:18You won't take her away from me, though, will you?
16:20Yeah.
16:21She's all I've got.
16:24We're not having a go at you.
16:26That's what it sounds like.
16:27We're doing it for you.
16:29You've got to be smarter than any other bloke on the street these days,
16:32if you want to get on.
16:33I hope your dad's mates are on the door because they're too lazy.
16:37Me and your dad have done pretty good in,
16:39and we just want you to do a bit better.
16:40What's wrong with that?
16:41You deserve it.
16:44Lost your voice, have you?
16:47Take no notice what your dad says about the cooking.
16:48If you want to do it, do it.
16:50But not half-hearted.
16:52All right.
16:58You look how I feel.
17:00Oh, I'm OK.
17:02That's right.
17:02I'll keep telling everyone.
17:04Amazing, isn't it?
17:05Your parents can make you feel really over the moon one minute.
17:08You're cheesed off for the next.
17:09Oh, you too.
17:11Mine are really getting me down.
17:13Oh, look.
17:13But isn't Cassanova Kelvin?
17:15Diddy Murphy or Walford?
17:16Oh, don't rub it in, Sharon.
17:18You might embarrass the boy.
17:20Yeah, what do you talk to anyhow?
17:21I'll just cool it, will ya?
17:22Yeah, look, give us a break with you girls.
17:24But no one's talking to you, Ian.
17:26Come on, mate.
17:26Let's go inside.
17:27Oh, yeah.
17:28Getting into boys now, are we?
17:30Can't handle us girls, eh?
17:32Ah, good afternoon.
17:34This is Dr. Legg speaking.
17:37Yes, I'd like to make a report concerning unacceptable living conditions for one of my patients.
17:42They're Miss Mary Smith.
17:43Would you like her address?
17:45Well, I see.
17:47Well, who should I speak to?
17:52Yeah, I see.
18:01Oh, don't mind me.
18:02Make yourself at home.
18:04Only don't put your feet on the furniture.
18:07So how long is this little lot going to take you home early?
18:09I just wanted to show something cool to me.
18:11I don't know.
18:11The way I feel, a week could be seven days too long.
18:14Then why can't you just sort of get on with it?
18:16No, you're joking, ain't you?
18:17He's got to earn a living too, you know.
18:18Oh, I suppose he has, yeah.
18:21Yeah, what do you reckon on Nick Cotton?
18:23Oh, it had to happen.
18:23He could never have got away with that.
18:25Oh, I wonder how Mark feels.
18:27He's probably wetting his nickers right now.
18:29Yeah, but Mark wasn't into drugs and that, was he?
18:31Oh, no, no, no.
18:32Aspirin's more his limit, mate.
18:33He might have made out he was Jack and a lad, but he never had the bottle for it.
18:38So what's eating you, then?
18:39Well, you know.
18:40You know, the problem with the parents.
18:43Yeah.
18:44I know I caused a lot of it myself in it, but it's really getting up my nose.
18:48Do you know, I even told him I'm not going back to school next to him.
18:51Well, straight up?
18:52Well, I don't know, because I don't mind school, really, but it's the only thing I could say at the
18:55time.
18:56Are you going back on it?
18:57You can't, not now.
18:58You reckon?
18:59Be a prat.
19:00They'd never take you seriously again.
19:02Well, what do you think I should do, then?
19:03Leave.
19:03Stick to your guns.
19:04Go on, give them hell.
19:07Angie, love.
19:08Mm-hmm.
19:08I've been thinking.
19:09Any more glasses outside?
19:10No, you've got them all round here.
19:11I was wondering.
19:12Yeah, what were you wondering?
19:14Well, it's been a long time since we've been out for dinner.
19:16No, it's not.
19:17We had one last month.
19:18No, you can't count that.
19:19That was with Clive and Bill from the ship.
19:21No, I mean just the two of us.
19:23Well, let's see.
19:25Two, three, four, five, six, plus two.
19:31I make it six years, three months ago we had our last meal together.
19:34Well, there you are, then.
19:35And where was that?
19:36At the Royalty.
19:37Meal we won for best pub of the month.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Oh, I'll get it.
19:41No, you won't.
19:42I'm nearer.
19:45Thank you, darling.
19:47Queen Vic?
19:49Hello?
19:52Hello?
19:56Don't speak to me, then.
19:57Must be a wrong number.
19:58Yeah, we're getting quite a few wrong numbers recently, aren't we?
20:00Well, it's probably just someone messing around.
20:02Hmm.
20:03Well, if I ever find there's someone messing around, they will pay.
20:06With blood.
20:08I meant, you know.
20:12Meant what?
20:13School.
20:14What about it?
20:15I'm not going back.
20:19What is this?
20:21Are you mad or something?
20:22The law's on my side.
20:24You can't force me.
20:25What does your mother say about this?
20:27Not a lot.
20:28You mean you haven't told her?
20:30Listen, Candy.
20:32I know you want to come here and live with me.
20:34And as soon as it is fit for human habitation, you can.
20:37But if you're pulling this stunt to try and force my hand...
20:40I'm not!
20:42Okay.
20:43You can come and work with me for a few days and we'll talk some more.
20:46I don't want to make any difference, Dad.
20:47I'm definitely not going back.
20:47Calvin, just listen to it.
20:48It's no good.
20:49Look, wait a minute.
20:50Look, just forget it, because there's no way it'll ever change my mind.
20:52Calvin!
20:53Oh, hello.
20:55My name is Dr. Legg.
20:56Yes, I was told by Mr. Digby that you'd be able to help me.
21:00Yeah, it concerns the abysmal living conditions of one of my patients.
21:04Well, no, but he said that you were the one who could deal with it.
21:10But, look, can you transfer me?
21:13I see.
21:14All right.
21:20Thank you, Dan.
21:2134 pills.
21:23What's that, then?
21:25Parcel.
21:25I can see that.
21:26I mean, what's in it?
21:27Well, open it.
21:28It's for you.
21:29Me?
21:30Well, go on.
21:31Ooh.
21:32What brought this on, then?
21:33Oh, that's a strange question.
21:35Oh, Dan!
21:37Don't you like it?
21:38You've been wanting one long enough.
21:39Well, aren't you going to say thank you, Dan?
21:43Thank you, Dan.
21:45Why the change of mind?
21:47Well, I thought as this villa business had to be sorted out within seven days,
21:50I'd get other things sorted out at the same time.
21:52Hold on, hold on.
21:53You're losing me.
21:54What a villa.
21:55The holiday, remember?
21:57The golden sand and surf.
21:59Knocking back the tequilas under the hot Spanish sunshine.
22:02Yeah, yeah, lovely, lovely.
22:03Why do you have to sort it out in seven days?
22:05Because the agent's put the screws on.
22:07It's make your mind up time in seven days or lose out.
22:10And no way am I going to do that.
22:11Chance of a lifetime.
22:12Oh, well, we'll have to go and view it, then, eh?
22:16Well, we both can't go.
22:18So I thought I'd whip over there, check out the SP and grab hold of one.
22:21You know, all being well.
22:22What, me look after the pub?
22:24Someone's got to, my love.
22:26When do you have to tell them by?
22:28Well, I'm afraid I've taken the liberty of making the arrangements already.
22:31Well, I had to.
22:32Otherwise, some other punter would have grabbed hold of the chance.
22:34And this is a sweetener, then?
22:36What?
22:36This!
22:37As if I would.
22:38As if you would.
22:39A good plastic dinner invitation, of course.
22:41Well, you have a nasty mind, you have.
22:43Yeah, and I wonder where I get it from.
22:46Where are you flying from?
22:48Stanston.
22:49Why?
22:51Well, I'd have to see you off, won't I?
22:52Eh?
22:53Well, you'd like me to, wouldn't you?
22:55I'm a big boy now.
22:57Yeah, well, that's as may be.
22:59But when you get on that plane, I shall be there to wave you bye-bye.
23:02I'm your wife, after all.
23:05Bring that light from the cellar, will you not?
23:08Yes, yes, that's right.
23:10Now, may I ask to whom I'm speaking?
23:13I see, yes.
23:14Well, I'm getting just a little frustrated here.
23:16You're the third person I've been put on to.
23:18Yes, yes, I've been to the house myself, and it's absolutely disgraceful.
23:22Not only is there a health risk to Mary Smith herself, but also, and more important, to a three-month
23:27-old baby, not properly immunized yet, and thoroughly undernourished.
23:31Yes, I know I'm the doctor, but that is not the pointed issue.
23:33The issue is the accommodation, and in my opinion, it should be pulled down.
23:36It's not fit to house mice.
23:41Would you mind saying that again?
23:46Who else knows about this?
23:49I see.
23:54I hope your dad's not making you work too hard.
23:57No, Gretel, I enjoy it in the store.
23:58Nice to change.
23:59Can I get you a cuppa?
24:01No, thanks.
24:01Something to eat?
24:02No, I'm not hungry.
24:03You're all right, son.
24:05It's not like my ear.
24:06Here.
24:06What's that?
24:07Now, don't keep it bottled up.
24:10Oh, you're grand.
24:12It's nothing, really.
24:15I just feel a bit low at the moment, that's all.
24:17Oh, there's got to be a reason.
24:20Is it school?
24:22No, not exactly.
24:23Oh, someone giving you a bad time?
24:26Another boy?
24:27A teacher?
24:29No, I'm just a bit mixed up, that's all.
24:31Well, I'll unmix you, then.
24:34You know, I'll just get a bit fed up at home, that's all.
24:39Mum wanted me to do one thing, Dad another.
24:42They want me to pull me finger out of school, find a career to be proud of.
24:45Oh, what's wrong with that?
24:48Well, is it me they want to be proud of?
24:49Well, their son, they can show off their friends.
24:51What do you want?
24:52Them to get off me backs, for starters.
24:54Then?
24:56Well, I'm really keen on cooking, right?
24:58So I've heard.
24:59Quite the Mr. Beaton.
25:01Yeah, no, no.
25:02Don't.
25:03Don't stop, son.
25:04Go on.
25:06They're always on at me.
25:07I can never seem to do anything right.
25:08I try my hardest to please them, but I never seem satisfied.
25:11Oh, no, don't stop now, son.
25:14Only today.
25:15Yeah, well, go on.
25:17I've been so mixed up.
25:18Well, I've been overcharged on by 10p.
25:21Well, mistakes happen.
25:22Yeah, but Dad really laid into me.
25:25He said it was fit for nothing.
25:27Disappointment away from my husband.
25:28Oh, Brian.
25:29Now, come on now.
25:31Now, now, now.
25:32That's right.
25:33You let it out.
25:36Your gran's right behind you all the way.
25:41Now, listen, Ian.
25:44I won't be the first person to tell you this,
25:46but, you know, as you get older, time flies by.
25:53Now, before you know where you are,
25:56you'll have children and grandchildren of your own.
26:01You'll look back to the problems you're now facing
26:03and wish your future problems were simple.
26:07We all have worries.
26:09Mine used to be me age.
26:11I'm 21 and a bit, I used to say,
26:14but it's the bit that's getting me down.
26:20I remember you when you was knee-high to a door's house.
26:26Stop picking your nose, your mum would say.
26:30One day, you're coming from the garden, you said.
26:33Mum, I've been good today.
26:35I picked me nose, but I put it all back.
26:44Ian, you're probably the most precious thing
26:47your mum and dad will ever have.
26:50Not to mention how precious you are to me.
26:57Now...
27:01You listen to me.
27:04I want you to ignore all the dinks and comments
27:08from your mum and dad.
27:10They don't know what they're saying
27:11and they don't know what it's doing to you.
27:13Oh, but what happens the next time?
27:15Next time?
27:16Oh, there won't be a next time,
27:17not when I'll finish with them.
27:20You wait till I sort your dad out.
27:23You'll wish I'd never had him.
27:53You'll wish I'd never had him.
28:23You'll wish I'd never had him.
28:53You'll wish I'd never had him.
28:54You'll wish I'd never had him.
28:58You'll wish I'd never had him.