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00:00I'm Howie, and this is Bobby.
00:02And this is Bobby's World, my favorite show.
00:06Well, welcome, everyone. I hope you enjoy today's show.
00:08Oh, they will. This is the best show. I never miss it.
00:13You can't. You're in it.
00:14I know. But you know what I love best about this show?
00:18No, what's that?
00:19Me!
00:21Roll it.
00:22Roll it.
00:31Roll it.
01:00Roll it.
01:07Isn't it amazing, class, how easy it is to use simple, everyday items such as glue and macaroni to make
01:14these beautiful Father's Day cards?
01:15Yeah, it is amazing.
01:21Now, I think we should spend a few minutes talking about our dads and the things they like to do
01:27for fun.
01:28Okay, who wants to go first?
01:30Me! Me! Me!
01:33I'm ready, class.
01:34Jackie?
01:35My father enjoys flying his own plane.
01:38Flying his own plane.
01:40Wow.
01:56All right, and who wants to be next?
01:58Me!
01:59Me!
02:00Me!
02:03Me!
02:03Me!
02:04Uh, Rodney?
02:05My dad likes to spend his weekends being a volunteer fireman.
02:09Wow!
02:18Bobby?
02:19What?
02:20Tell us about your father.
02:21Well, uh, um, sometimes he makes armpit noises that sound exactly like happy birthday.
02:30I don't know.
02:31You push me out here, baby.
02:32You push me out here!
02:57Pretty much all he has all the stuff he needs.
03:03Okay, okay, everybody hop to.
03:06It's Father's Day, and I want your father to have a doozy of a good time, don't you know?
03:11Howard, breakfast!
03:13And it's going to be a breakfast to remember, too.
03:16Poached liver and eggs with fresh baked fiber bars and homemade barley butter.
03:23Um, this!
03:24Bobby, what is it?
03:26Looks like an exploded pizza.
03:30Well, looky here at this snow.
03:33It's a...
03:34Yeah, isn't that nice there, then?
03:37It's a picture of Dad.
03:39Right-o.
03:40And a beautiful one, too.
03:43Mom's great.
03:44Well, there's nothing better than the smell of poached liver in the morning, don't you know?
03:48It's just the best, is all.
03:50And that's exactly what my Howard deserves for Cayman Italy's sake.
03:54The best!
03:59Now, don't forget, I want you kids to come to the mall with me this afternoon-ski, so we can
04:05pick out a real, special Father's Day present for that father of yours.
04:10What are we going to get him?
04:11I know where we can get him? I know! I know!
04:14And all they pass to the monkey cages at the zoo!
04:18Bobby, that is, like, so totally daft.
04:21Okay.
04:22Now, how about a limited edition Captain Squash laser-powered lunchbox?
04:26That's an even stupider idea than the monkey cages.
04:31Come on, Webley. We're going somewhere where the people are nicer.
04:37Man, were those lame suggestions that we've had for Dad's present, or what?
04:42Oh, look who's talking there now.
04:44I haven't heard you come up with an idea for the perfect gift, Einstein.
04:50The perfect gift for Dad.
04:52Hey, you know what Dad would really like for Father's Day?
04:56Some fishing stuff.
04:58You know how crazy he is about fishing?
05:00Ah, taking fishing.
05:03That's the perfect present.
05:09Happy Fires Day, Dad.
05:11Thanks, Bobby.
05:12I'm having a great time, and this fishing trip is the perfect present.
05:16I knew it would be.
05:19Ah!
05:25We're going to need a bigger boat!
05:26Don't worry, Dad. This is my fantasy.
05:29I can fix it.
05:37Howard, hunt! Get a move on!
05:41Breakfast is ready, don't you know?
05:44Be right down, Martha!
05:47Yelling? That's something Dad really likes.
05:51What you are hearing, ladies and gentlemen,
05:53is the sound of every father in the world
05:55yelling his favorite overused parental threat at the top of his lungs.
05:59We've heard everything from
06:00Where did your mother and I go wrong?
06:04Someday you'll thank me for this.
06:06And now, shouting out that old chestnut
06:08is the winner of this year's Father's Day
06:11International Yelling Contest,
06:13Howard Generic.
06:15Don't make me have to come in there!
06:17That's Generic!
06:19Congratulations, Mr. Generic.
06:20What a perfect way to celebrate Father's Day.
06:23Right?
06:24Let's get a grab.
06:26Totally turn that TV off
06:28and get in here for breakfast right now, Bobby.
06:30It's that special day, Wembley,
06:32and I still don't know where his present should be.
06:35Oh, poached liver!
06:36Huh?
06:37Look, hey, you really don't have to do
06:41anything else for me for Father's Day, Martha.
06:45I'm serious, really.
06:47Oh, don't be silly there now, Howard.
06:50The kids and I are gonna purchase you
06:52a real whizz-bing of a present
06:54at the mall this afternoon.
06:56Honestly, all I want is a quiet day.
07:00I just want to kick back, put my feet up,
07:02and watch the big game.
07:03That's it!
07:04I know exactly what to give Dad for Father's Day.
07:08This is so exciting, Wembley.
07:11It's Dad's special day,
07:12and I'm gonna give him exactly what he wants.
07:19Bobby!
07:20Han!
07:20Are you sure you don't want to come with us
07:23to shop for your dad's double-dip doozy
07:26of a Father's Day present?
07:27No, thanks, Mom!
07:29I'll just stay here and keep Dad company!
07:32Boy, Wembley, this is gonna be great!
07:43Oh, that's a busted axle.
07:45Hey, Bubble!
07:46Hi, Uncle Ted.
07:47See you inside.
07:48It's Dad's special day.
07:50We're gonna give him his present.
07:54So I'm giving you
07:55exactly what you said you wanted, Dad,
07:58the whole day off
07:59with nothing to do.
08:01Gee, thanks, Sport.
08:03That sounds great.
08:04It's gonna be great
08:05because I'm gonna take care of you
08:07and you sit back and relax.
08:09All you have to do
08:10is enjoy the peace and quiet.
08:15Hey!
08:15Hey!
08:16Oh, that's a pain, huh?
08:19Here, here.
08:20Let me give you a hand, Howard.
08:24Oops!
08:26Sorry.
08:27My TV's on the fridge,
08:28so I came over to watch the big game.
08:30Brought a few snacks.
08:31Uh, probably got you with the herring dip
08:33and a couple of cans of peanut butter
08:34corn dogs there.
08:36Sorry.
08:36It's okay, Ted.
08:37I'm...
08:38I'm fine.
08:39These aren't snacks, Uncle Ted.
08:41They're just empty cans.
08:42Aw, that's a goof.
08:44I must have grabbed the wrong bags.
08:47These are the empty socks-in-the-can
08:48cans that I've been meaning
08:49to take to the recycling center.
08:51No, no, don't worry about it, Ted.
08:52I'm sure Martha has
08:53plenty of snacks in the kitchen.
08:55Let me just let Roger out and I'll...
08:57No, Dad.
08:57You go sit down.
08:58I'll get the snacks and let Roger out
09:00because this is your special day.
09:38Uh-oh, no dip.
09:40A dip is one of Dad's favorite things.
09:43Wait a minute.
09:44I've seen one make dip lots of times.
09:46I'm in its ingredients.
09:51I can make my own dip.
10:00Chef Wolfgang Bobby,
10:06the most famous chef
10:08in the whole wide world.
10:09How did you get your start?
10:11Well, eventually started with snacks
10:14for my papa
10:15on his special day.
10:20Huzzah!
10:28Oh, maybe I should remind Bobby
10:31to make sure that the back gate is closed
10:33so Roger doesn't get
10:34into Mr. Smiddle's yard again.
10:35Relax, Howard.
10:37I told him a million times.
10:38How could he forget?
10:39Ah!
10:40Dad!
10:41Roger's in Mr. Smiddle's yard
10:42chasing Mr. Smiddle's cat.
10:44Mr. Smiddle says,
10:45come quick and bring a ladder
10:46on the name of your attorney.
10:51Whoa!
10:51The big game just started
10:53and it looks like it's gonna be
10:54the most exciting one in history.
11:13Eric, get your dad blaster dog
11:16out of my yard or I'll shoo.
11:17And this time I mean it.
11:19Don't worry.
11:20Don't worry.
11:20I'll have him out of here
11:21in a flash, Mr. Smiddle.
11:31Roger!
11:32Stop!
11:33Stop!
11:33No!
11:34Hey!
11:35Boy!
11:44Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest dad on earth.
12:24Oh, my God.
12:40Roger! Stop! Hey, boy! Boy, no!
12:52Here, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty.
13:14Here.
13:15Ow! Ow! Ow!
13:17Here.
13:20Poor cat, you got that spittle all over it. You been shaking it, your heart beating. I ain't gonna drop
13:25the lawsuit, you can bet that.
13:26Hmph. How many times have I told you to make sure the gate is closed before you left, Roger?
13:34Power can come quick! Hurry up! Things are going nuts in the big game!
13:44I don't know, Uncle Ted.
13:47Yeah, whoops!
13:55Bobby!
13:58Uh-oh. Am I in trouble?
14:06Uh-oh. Am I in trouble?
14:10Bobby!
14:11Howard! What happened?
14:13Dad, are you okay?
14:14Oh!
14:15Oh, that's a sprain.
14:24Well, what's the word, Doc?
14:26It's just a slight sprain. Mr. Generic is fine.
14:28That's Generic.
14:30All he needs is a little rest.
14:31Don't you worry.
14:33Oh, take good care of him.
14:34Cause he's my dad, and it's his special day.
14:37What a lovely little boy.
14:39Oh, I'm the boy's uncle.
14:43Loveliness runs in the family.
14:44Allow me to introduce myself, Ted Knudsenberg and Sven.
14:48Oh, that's a rip.
14:51Oh!
14:56In all my years of covering the big game,
14:58I have never seen anything this incredible, ladies and gentlemen.
15:02We'll be right back after these messages.
15:04Okay, Dad.
15:05Soon as I finish making a tip, I'll bring you a snack, and then...
15:08That's okay. That's okay, Bobby.
15:10All I want to do now is just sit here and watch the big game.
15:15What's left of it?
15:16Tell you what, Bobo, why don't you go upstairs and take a bath,
15:20and as soon as I finish putting a seam back in my pants here,
15:23I'll take over for you in the kitchen.
15:44Okay, I found my ducky, my fishy, my Captain Squash super-powered submarine.
15:50Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!
15:53Dive! Dive-deed!
15:56Enemy rock the starboard bow.
16:08The enemy is at our sights.
16:12Fire tickler torpedo.
16:22Octavate Kittler!
16:41OK, we're back, sports fans!
16:43For what will be remembered as the greatest big game of them all!
16:47I'm finally gonna get to see it!
16:57What?
17:00Bobby!
17:02What's going on? Bobby!
17:06Bobby!
17:10That's a short.
17:11Ow!
17:14Uh-oh.
17:17Don't worry, Dad.
17:18Even though it's almost night, it's still your special day,
17:22and I'm still taking care of you.
17:24OK.
17:31Oh, there's that stupid cat, you know? You know, Ted, I...
17:35Hey, I love animals, but that thing drives me right up a wall.
17:40Drives that up a wall?
17:45Help!
17:47Help!
17:49No, no!
17:50He's gonna do it again!
17:57Somebody stop him!
17:59Please.
18:01Oh!
18:01Mmm!
18:03Mmm!
18:21You've driven my dad up the wall for the last time, pal.
18:24What do you have to say about that?
18:27Hey, who wants snacks?
18:30You know, right before the power went out,
18:32I just finished making a big batch of chili cheese anchovies.
18:35What say there, Howard?
18:37In the mood for some suds and snacks?
18:39Don't forget that.
18:40You can have anything you want,
18:43because it's your special day.
18:46Thanks, Bobby.
18:47But the only thing I really want to do right now
18:50is see whatever I can of the big game.
18:55Don't worry, Dad.
18:56The big game's coming.
18:58Hmm.
18:59I just gotta find the right channel.
19:01Yes!
19:02Did you see that, ladies and gentlemen?
19:04What a finish!
19:05We'll be talking about this one for years to come!
19:08Bobby, move!
19:09I can't see the screen!
19:11Come on, Roger.
19:12Dad wants to watch the game.
19:13Oh, my!
19:14What a game that was!
19:15I'll tell you,
19:16this will be talked about for years to come,
19:19ladies and gentlemen.
19:20So until next year,
19:21this is Stevie Spilmeyer for Spectacular Sports.
19:23So long!
19:27Uh...
19:28Yoo-hoo!
19:29Where's that big, burly, handsome husband of mine?
19:33Oh, for...
19:34Well, what in the Sam Hills of splints and traction happened here, Howard?
19:39Uh, well, uh, I see Martha.
19:41Bobby was just trying to give Howard the day off and, uh, well...
19:45This is your fault, dweeb?
19:47Bobby!
19:48I could totally ruin Father's Day.
19:50Why don't you?
19:56It was a dumb idea to give Dad a special day as a present.
20:01You should have gone to a mall with everybody else, probably.
20:05The only good kind of present is the kind you buy at the store.
20:09Hey, hey, hey, hey.
20:10That's...
20:10That's not true.
20:11I liked your present, Bobby.
20:12Just as...
20:13Just as much as the one from the mall.
20:15You did?
20:15Yeah.
20:16Because it came from your heart.
20:21See, what makes a present good doesn't have anything to do with how much money you spend on it, Bobby.
20:25It's the thought that counts.
20:27Remember that.
20:29If it's the thought that counts, then for my birthday,
20:32I think I'm gonna ask Dad to count on giving me exactly what I want.
20:36A new Captain Squash laser-powered lunchbox!
20:44Well, everyone, that's our show, Bobby.
20:46Yes, Howie?
20:48Why...
20:48Why are you wearing that hat?
20:50It's the end of the show, isn't it?
20:52Yes, but why are you wearing that hat?
20:55Isn't it time for goodbyes?
20:57Yes, but why are you wearing that hat?
21:00Because I bought this hat for $3.52.
21:04I think that's a good buy.
21:07Bye.
21:19Bye.
21:19Bye.
21:20Bye.
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