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00:01Hi, welcome to Bobby's World. I'm Howie.
00:03Is this gonna be a great show or what?
00:05How would you know?
00:06You haven't seen it yet.
00:07Unless it's a rerun, then you have seen it.
00:09Then you do know it was a great show, right?
00:11Because today's the day that Bobby gets to take Roger to the veterinarian.
00:14Right, Bobby?
00:16Right!
00:18Roger!
00:18Come here, boy!
00:23Good thing Roger doesn't know what we're talking about.
00:25Because if he did, he'd be out of here like a bat out of...
00:27like a steeple, a bat out of a steeple.
00:30Because that's where bats hide.
00:31Because Roger hates going to the animal hospital so much
00:33that he'll run and hide even just seeing his leash.
00:36He'll just take off and you can't show him his leash.
00:40You mean this?
00:45Oops.
00:47Gadzooks! I'd better change it to a cartoon!
00:50Don't try this at home. I'm a professional.
00:59Martha, Kelly, Derek, you better get down here quick.
01:02Roger's run away.
01:03Bobby showed him the leash and he disappeared.
01:06I made Roger disappear?
01:08With this?
01:09The There are walls away.
01:13The park.
01:19He soiled thewięth.
01:21The WAT?
01:34The discovery?
01:36The dude and the rat?
02:22Tonight on Mysterious Disappearances, the strange case of the leash that makes dogs disappear.
02:29Good evening, I'm Robert Stalk, and I'm talking to Bobby Generic.
02:33Generic?
02:34Yes, a young man who claims he can make dogs disappear with a leash.
02:38That's right, Mr. Stalk.
02:40I showed him his leash, and he disappeared like a bat out of me.
02:43A steeple, I believe you were going to say.
02:46Now, tell me in your own words what exactly happened.
02:49Well, my dad told me not to show Roger the leash.
02:52I held up the leash like this, because we're taking Roger to the bat.
02:56The bat!
02:57Yikes!
03:02I did it again.
03:04This leash is dangerous.
03:07Every time I hold it up, something disappears.
03:14Oh, no.
03:16This is the worst day of my life.
03:19This leash is making things disappear.
03:22There's only one thing to do at a time like this.
03:24Panic!
03:25Help!
03:26Help!
03:27Help!
03:28Help!
03:29Help!
03:30Help!
03:31Help!
03:32Help!
03:32We'll be right back with more of Mysterious Disappearances after this word.
03:36Somebody help me!
03:37Help me!
03:37Help me!
03:38Help me!
03:38Help!
03:39What's the matter?
03:40With the fuzz?
03:42Roger's gone.
03:43I made him disappear.
03:44Quick!
03:44Quick!
03:45We've got to help!
03:45We've got to get help!
03:47I better call 911 or...
03:49911 or...
03:50Hey!
03:51Don't be a dork, you dork.
03:54You don't call 911 because you made your stupid dog run away, you stupid.
03:59Then I'll call a fire engine.
04:00That's for kept stuck in a tree bee!
04:03Let's go!
04:07Gonna like you two.
04:08Bobby, I cannot believe that you were dumb enough to show Welter his leash.
04:12It was an accident.
04:14Hey!
04:17It was an accident.
04:18Like, uh, like that.
04:20Okay, that's it!
04:22It's Bobby's fault!
04:23Kelly did it!
04:24Oh, now, kids, kids, here.
04:25Stop bickering.
04:26What's done is done.
04:28Now, look here.
04:29We're all gonna have to pitch in to find Roger.
04:32Dads love this pitching in thing.
04:34It means they get to make lists and organize stuff.
04:36One step ahead of you, dear.
04:38I made a list of Roger's favorite places.
04:41I'm randomly assigning each of you a list of places to start looking.
04:44Now, honey, can we just start looking?
04:45Well, okay.
04:46Luckily, moms are better at finding stuff.
04:49Whoa.
04:49Well, you want me to look for Roger in the basement?
04:52Okay, fine.
04:53But I'll have to change out of my good clothes.
04:55Those are good clothes?
04:57Well, I'm not helping him.
04:59Now, Roger's the family dog, Derek.
05:01We're all gonna look, don't you know?
05:03Bobby lost my baseball glove and he never found it.
05:07Oh, now, Derek.
05:09Okay, but this is the last time.
05:11It's moments like these that really bring a family together.
05:16Roger!
05:17Roger!
05:18Roger!
05:20Roger!
05:22Roger!
05:23Roger!
05:25Roger!
05:26Where are you?
05:27Roger!
05:28Are you in Kelly's room?
05:30I guess not.
05:32Roger!
05:35Roger!
05:37Roger!
05:38No sign of Roger!
05:39Roger!
05:39But I did find your baseball glove.
05:46I'll get it!
05:49Maybe it's Roger.
05:51Haha!
05:52Time for noogies!
05:55No noogies?
05:56Wow!
05:57Something must be wrong, Bobby.
05:59We can't find Roger.
06:01I made him disappear.
06:03With this.
06:05Whoops!
06:05Don't look, Uncle Ted. You might disappear.
06:08I might disappear, huh?
06:10I'd like to use that on my waistline.
06:12Now, Bobby, I'm sure Roger's around here someplace.
06:15He's probably hiding right under your nose.
06:19Hiding under my nose?
06:27Well, come on. Let's start looking.
06:30Okay.
06:31Hey, I sure appreciate this, Ted.
06:33I gotta get off to work now.
06:34Hey, what's an Uncle for?
06:36I love these kids.
06:39Uncle Ted?
06:40Yes?
06:41Do dogs think?
06:43Think? Well, I think so.
06:44I mean, well, sure they do.
06:46Okay. Then the flying Roger,
06:48we should think like Roger, right?
06:51Ow. Right.
06:53Oh, yeah. Hi, Helen. Howdy-do.
06:55I was hoping that maybe you saw Roger in your yard?
06:59Uh-huh.
07:00Oh, just a second now. I think I hear him barking.
07:08No, I'm wrong, Helen.
07:09It was just Bobby and his uncle acting like a pack of dogs.
07:13What in the Sam Hill?
07:20Aw.
07:23Hey, Bobby, wanna chase a truck? Come on.
07:26Uncle Ted, what if we never find Roger?
07:33Roger!
07:34Here, boy!
07:34Roger, come here, boy.
07:35Roger!
07:36Yeah, yeah, Roger.
07:37Roger!
07:38Come here, Roger. Where are ya?
07:40Roger!
07:42Roger!
07:44Bobby, I think we're gonna have to do some old-fashioned detective work.
07:49Detective work?
07:50Yeah, you know, go house to house and ask neighbors if they've seen Roger.
07:54You mean, go up to mean old Mr. Henry's house?
07:59Sure, Bobby. We're detectives, aren't we?
08:01Do you think Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were afraid to knock on a door?
08:06Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson? Like on TV?
08:09Yeah, you know, the famous detective and his assistant.
08:13Yeah.
08:23Here we are, governor.
08:24And may I say, it's a pleasure to hear such a distinguished detective as Sherlock Holmes generic...
08:30Generic.
08:31Right.
08:32And Dr. Uncle Ted Watson riding me cab.
08:35Ha!
08:48What, have you found something, Holmes?
09:05Uh-oh.
09:06It's worse than I thought, Uncle Dr. Watson.
09:08You don't mean...
09:11Yes, we've come to the lair of my arch-enemy,
09:15mean old Professor Moriarity.
09:20Come, Uncle Dr. Watson.
09:22The chase is on.
09:39Listen, behind this door, barking.
09:42It's Roger!
09:47I say.
09:49Let me rephrase that.
09:51It's not Roger.
09:53Shall we run?
10:04Yai-o! Wonky fires!
10:06That's a tear.
10:14Roger!
10:15Roger!
10:15Oh, Roger, where are you?
10:17Where are you, Roger?
10:20Roger?
10:21Roger!
10:22Roger!
10:24I'm exhausted.
10:26I looked for Roger at Andrew's house,
10:28and Tiffany's house,
10:29and George's house.
10:32Give me a break.
10:34What?
10:34You weren't looking for Roger.
10:36You were hanging out with your dweeb friends.
10:38Oh, right, right.
10:39Like, you had a better idea.
10:40Hey, I searched the whole entire park.
10:43Please, the park?
10:45You were playing baseball.
10:47Come on, you guys.
10:49I think there's gotta be some place we haven't looked yet.
10:52Bobby's right.
10:52Let's all put our heads together and think of the one place we haven't looked.
10:59The dog catcher!
11:01The dog catcher!
11:01Not the dog catcher!
11:04Roger!
11:05Roger!
11:08Is this here your dog?
11:09Yeah.
11:10Yeah, he is.
11:11What'd you do?
11:12Show him his leash?
11:14I thought so.
11:17Bobby!
11:19Oh, wonderful.
11:20You found Roger.
11:21Now, hurry and get him into the car,
11:22because we gotta get to the vet, don't you know?
11:30Oh, now, my goodness.
11:31Look you over here, then, would you?
11:32It shows all the different kinds of dogs there are in the world, don't you know?
11:36Now, let's just see if you can find Roger here on the chart, then.
11:43Oh, hunting dogs.
11:45Is Roger a hunting dog?
12:04Uh, hello, my name is Roger Genoic.
12:08Genoic, huh?
12:09I'm hunting Webwees.
12:15Uh, what's up, dork?
12:18I'm hunting Webwees.
12:20Have you seen one?
12:21Do they look like this?
12:24Exactly.
12:25No, I haven't seen any of them.
12:32That was...
12:33Hey, wait a minute.
12:34That was a Webwee.
12:35Come back here, you waspy wackoon.
12:48Go to the hunt.
12:51I'll turn this in on.
12:53I'm not going to run any of them.
12:54I'll fight them.
12:59Pick up or switch it up.
13:02I'll burn a little bit in there.
13:03Bum, justủ.
13:05I'm getting a little ass when you're down.
13:05I was talking about him.
13:05Hey, look a little ass.
13:07You're going to see him for a long ass.
13:08I'm going to go.
13:08Cool, let's go, let's go.
13:10Look how much.
13:11You're going to go.
13:13Ah, let's give me a little ass.
13:31Oh, my aching head. I need a really good doctor.
13:39Excuse me. Time for the vet to see Roger now.
13:42Oh, Bobby, now let the girl take Roger.
13:45Right?
13:47Can I come with them?
13:48Uh-uh. Sorry, Bobby.
13:50You mean Roger's gonna go in there alone?
13:55But why do we have plenty of hours?
13:56Uh-huh, Bobby, Are you gonna go in there?
14:06Never mind how you can do it.
14:08He speaks and her attention handbrake.
14:09What's the new stuff?
14:11Oh, he's going to be happy with pizza.
14:18He's a loader!
14:22Roger's been gone for a long time.
14:24You said he'd only be gone for a minute.
14:41Mommy, how long is a minute?
14:43Well, a minute is, um, 60 seconds.
14:46Oh. Well, how long is a second?
14:49Uh, I'll give it a rest, Bobby. Roger will be just fine.
14:55What if Roger needs us?
14:57Oh, Bobby, I'm sure Roger will be happy to know you're so concerned.
15:02You know, maybe when you grow up, you'll be a veterinarian.
15:05Here, here's a magazine about animals.
15:07Me? A veterinarian?
15:10Oh, you're so cute. It's a veterinarian.
15:13A doctor who takes care of animals. A vet.
15:15Me? A vet?
15:28Just a minute.
15:31It's Dr. Bobby.
15:33Let me see this camel.
15:35There are a thousand tails in Dr. Bobby's animal hospital.
15:38Animal.
15:39Animal hospital. Here are a couple of them.
15:43What's wrong, Mr. Humpy?
15:45Oh, poo. It's my back, Doc. I think I broke it.
15:51Aha! Here's the problem.
15:55Straw. The straw that broke the camel's back.
16:03Oh, that's better. Amazing.
16:06Oh, boy. Thanks for bothering with me, Dr. Bobby. Thank you.
16:11How can I repay you? Can I give you a lift somewhere or something?
16:15No, that's okay. It's all in a day's work at Dr. Bobby's Aminal Hospital.
16:23Oh, hi, Doc.
16:25Hi, Tom.
16:28Hmm. You're healing up pretty fast.
16:31Next time you jump off a fence, be careful where you land.
16:35You've only got six lives left.
16:38Does it hurt when I do this?
16:40Yes!
16:42Then I won't do it anymore.
16:44Dr. Bobby! Dr. Bobby!
16:46Yes?
16:47Come quick. It's an emergency.
16:49Animal doctor's work is never done.
16:54Now, breathe deeply.
16:57Oh, can you help me, Doc? I got a big show tonight.
17:01Hmm. Your trunk is definitely stuffed up with peanuts.
17:06Peanuts?
17:13Yeah!
17:16Peanuts the clown!
17:18Oh, gee. Thanks, Batman. I feel a lot better.
17:23These are just a few of the tales that wag in Dr. Bobby's Aminal Hospital.
17:27Bobby!
17:28Ma'am, I'm not finished yet, okay?
17:30Tune in next time when we hear Nurse Felicia say...
17:32Bobby! Bobby!
17:35Okay, Bobby. I have to call home and tell him we'll be late.
17:38I want you to wait right here, okay?
17:40Okay. I'll wait.
17:42But she didn't say how long.
17:53Roger?
17:55Roger?
18:02Sorry. I'm looking for my dog, Roger.
18:08Is Roger moving?
18:13Sorry.
18:29Bobby!
18:30Bobby!
18:31Did you say Bobby?
18:33Bobby!
18:34Wow!
18:34Wow!
18:36Bobby?
18:37Bobby?
18:38Bobby, I thought I told you to wait in your chair.
18:41I was looking for Roger.
18:43Well, you've got this place in an uproar, don't you know?
18:46Roger!
18:50I'm Bobby. Roger's my dog.
18:52Oh, cry my nitly. I hope we're not being a big bother.
18:56Oh, no. In fact, I wish more people took the time and effort to bring their pets in for a
19:00checkup.
19:00Is he okay?
19:02Well, Roger's fine, Bobby. He just needs his shots. Do you want to help me?
19:06Sure. I run Dr. Bobby's Aminal Hospital.
19:10Alright, you get his attention. I don't want him to see the needle.
19:14Oh, okay.
19:15Hey, Roger, look at me!
19:35There. All done.
19:36I don't know what you did, Bobby, but I gave Roger his shot and he didn't notice a thing.
19:41Oh, my Bobby's got a very good imagination.
19:50Yes siree, Bobbo. I bet you've had quite a day, huh?
19:53I bet you feel better just knowing Roger's healthy.
19:56Sure do.
19:58Hey, you know, just like Roger, I gotta go to the doctor tomorrow and have my annual checkup.
20:02Because I haven't had my annual checked in years.
20:05You want me to go with you? You might need a shot.
20:08No. I don't think so, Bobby.
20:11Okay. The leash you won't need.
20:12No!
20:13No! Not the leash!
20:17Roger!
20:19Howie's gone!
20:21Wow.
20:22If Howie's gone, that means Dad's gone.
20:24And if Dad's gone, that means maybe he'll get to stay up late.
20:29Will Bobby get to stay up late or will he?
20:32Bobby, go to bed!
20:34Oh, sorry, Bobby. Maybe next time.
20:37So tune in next time because we're gonna do something really weird.
20:41Well, not really weird. I'm just gonna wear my underpants inside out.
20:52Watch out, world! I'm finished cleaning out the garage and I'm ready to get out on the golf course and
20:56break a hundred.
20:58Kelly, Derek, if you want to ride to the mall, you better get a mo-
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