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00:03Oh, hi. How are ya?
00:06I'm Howie. Welcome to Bobby's World.
00:08You know, it's always fun to work in the kitchen.
00:10I love working in the kitchen because things happen every good night.
00:14Like, just a second ago, the garbage disposal just broke, just like that.
00:18Well, that's broken, too.
00:20Well, I'm gonna need some help.
00:21Hey, any volunteers?
00:23I'll help you, Dad.
00:25Thanks, Bobby.
00:25You're gonna get a chance to work right alongside me.
00:28Lucky you. Hey, there's only one problem.
00:31I gotta change it to a cartoon.
00:34Hold this for me, will ya?
00:36Sure, Dad.
00:38This is gonna be great.
00:40I'm helping Dad fix the proposal.
01:09See you next time, Bobby.
01:10Hey, you're gonna leave.
01:13Hey, you're gonna leave.
01:13You're gonna leave.
01:15Hey, you're gonna leave.
01:16Hey, we know that you're trying to be fun.
01:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:23Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:23Hey, hey, hey.
01:59Okay.
02:06Hi, Mom.
02:07I'm helping Dad fix the garbage disposal.
02:11Oh!
02:14Oh, crimenitly.
02:16Don't tell me the garbage disposal is broken again.
02:20Honey, the garbage disposal is broken again.
02:23Dad, she said don't tell her that.
02:26Oh, no, and with the ladies coming from the PTA over now.
02:29Oh, I'm calling the plumber.
02:32Mom's like calling the plumber.
02:34Oh, honey, you don't have to call the plumber.
02:36I can fix anything.
02:37Oh, honey, Howard, you know, when it comes to fixing things,
02:40you know, you're all thumbs.
02:41No, I'm not.
02:50Oh, don't worry, dear.
02:52We'll have it fixed this afternoon.
02:53And save a bundle in the process.
02:58Dad, are we going to the bank to save a bundle?
03:02Well, not exactly, Bobby.
03:05To do a job right, you need the right tools.
03:07And tools cost money.
03:09And, uh...
03:10Well, I'll explain it to you later.
03:14Howdy, partner.
03:15Welcome to Old West Days.
03:17Celebrating the 100th anniversary of our bank.
03:21100 years of services and courtesy.
03:24Bobby!
03:26Come on over here.
03:29Now, hang on to the rope, Bobby.
03:46Larry.
03:47Hurry up, dad.
03:48I don't find this humorous.
03:56Keep going, dad.
03:58I'll stop them.
04:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:37Gotcha, Bob!
04:38Uh-oh!
04:40Yeah!
04:43Don't look down, Dad.
04:58Don't worry, Dad. Follow me.
05:03Safe now.
05:05I think.
05:07Yeah! Let's quit that!
05:11Just hang on!
05:14Bobby! Don't let go!
05:17Okay.
05:19Daddy!
05:21My daddy's gone!
05:26Well, your dad's over on the phones, Padner.
05:29Guess you were too busy hanging on the ropes.
05:32Who are you calling?
05:34Well, a friend of mine, Bobby. He can fix anything.
05:37Okay. What about me?
05:41Hi. Are you the sheriff?
05:43No, little cowpoke. I'm the bank guard. My name's Lloyd.
05:48It's my job to make sure nobody in the bank gets robbed.
05:51Gets robbed?
05:56What's your name?
05:58Sally Sue!
06:02Oh, it's Rob now!
06:09What's your name?
06:12Pete!
06:12Pete! But I'm changing it to Rob!
06:14Smart boy!
06:16What's your name, little buckaroo?
06:18I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
06:22Hey.
06:23How'd he know we were the strangers gang?
06:30Is there a hole in my kerchief?
06:32Uh, no, no, no.
06:34But there is a stain.
06:36Shut up!
06:38What are you doing in here, anyway?
06:40I'm helping my dad.
06:42You're helping your dad?
06:44Wow!
06:45Hey, fellas, he's helping his dad!
06:48Hey, pretty good!
06:49Oh, yeah.
06:51Great!
06:52Bobby!
06:54Come on, Bobby.
06:55Oh, hi, Lloyd.
06:56Uh, that's Rob.
06:58Oh, sorry, Rob.
07:03Look, Bobby, there's a bit of a problem.
07:05My friend, he's out of town,
07:07so we're gonna have to fix this garbage disposal
07:10all by ourselves.
07:11All by ourselves?
07:13Yeah.
07:23All by ourselves.
07:27All by ourselves.
07:29All by ourselves.
07:30All by ourselves.
07:31This place is great.
07:32It's got everything.
07:33It's the Disneyland of hardware stores.
07:37Disneyland?
07:37Oh, yeah.
07:38What kind of crap?
07:42But I am on the chair behind me.
07:50Oh, that's not what's happening.
07:56It's so cute.
08:00There's a prism here in the meantime.
08:09Bobby, over here.
08:18This guy will save me.
08:20Yes, folks.
08:21Follow my easy videos and you can fix anything in your house.
08:27And Handy Dan's video library will save you hundreds, even thousands of dollars.
08:37Hallelujah.
08:40Just follow my simple method and you'll learn to tighten doors, loosen drawers, lay carpeting,
08:47strip wallpaper, grout, tacky tile, and spruce up your spa.
08:52My dad soundproofed our ceiling.
08:54Oh, yeah. My dad put in an automatic garage door opener.
09:01My dad can fix anything.
09:05Wow.
09:07Sometimes you gotta stick up for your dad.
09:10Mr. Dan.
09:12That's handy to you, son.
09:14Can you tell my dad how to fix the garbage disposal?
09:17Hey, kid, I get $20 an hour to read this script. Now shuffle off before I lose my audience.
09:22Okay. Who'll step up and purchase the 12-volume set of tapes?
09:28Mom, can I please have some new spikies?
09:31Oh, now, Kelly here.
09:33Mom, please.
09:38Oh, honestly, Howard, all these tools? And what are those there now, for Pete's sakes?
09:45Oh, do-it-yourself, videotapes.
09:47Sure. Sure. I can't buy spikies, but Dad can get in by all those videotapes.
09:52Oh, now, you what?
09:52Oh, Kelly, these tapes can be used for a lot more than just fixing disposals.
10:05Oh, well, fixing the table, for example?
10:08Like, nobody understands.
10:13Oh, well, for crying in the mud, you can't even see the darn TV from here.
10:20Well, I'm one step ahead of you, dear. Got my helper right on it. Bring that VCR right on in
10:26here.
10:27But, Dad...
10:27Bobby, I'll take it right now.
10:30But, Dad...
10:46Oh, Howard, oh, please, don't tell me you broke the TV.
10:50I hope he doesn't tell her this time.
10:58Okay, Bobby, now we can fix that shelf.
11:06And that TV.
11:11Okay, everything's hooked up, so, Bobby, press the play button.
11:15It's right next to the eject button.
11:30All right, the first thing to check on your garbage disposal...
11:37...is the reset button.
11:41What'd he say?
11:42I said, let's begin.
11:45Twist the mounting plate to the right.
11:47The right, not the left.
11:49And carefully remove the four mounting screws.
11:56But don't let them drop down into the dispose-all.
12:00You'll be in big trouble.
12:03Uh-oh.
12:04Uh-oh.
12:06Remember, keep everything neat so you can find it later.
12:22Now it's time to tighten the pipe adaptor.
12:37So, Captain Squash, I've captured you at last.
12:41First, I'm going to twist you.
12:44Twist?
12:45Okay.
12:47Very clever.
12:49But you can struggle with all your might.
12:51Turn.
12:52With all my might?
12:54But I will still break you.
13:00Oh, Bobby!
13:06Never fear!
13:09It's Uncle Ted.
13:11Oh, time for noogies.
13:13Come here.
13:14Hi, Uncle Ted.
13:15Oh, oh!
13:17Hey, you didn't have to make lunch.
13:20I brought macho tacos.
13:23Great!
13:23I thought I smelled tacos.
13:25Oh, for Pete's sakes there now, Ted.
13:27Did you have to bring those messy tacos, huh?
13:33Derek, didn't I tell you to put that garbage in the trash compactor?
13:37Oh, Mom.
13:38Oh, come on.
13:39It's okay.
13:40Bobby and I will help.
13:50Now, stand clear.
13:51Come on.
13:51We don't want anybody to fall in.
13:53Okay.
13:54Are you ready?
13:59Watch it, Bobby.
14:00The machine's giving us all noogies.
14:02Ah!
14:16This way!
14:18Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:25Ah!
14:32No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no.
14:44Oh, wow.
14:46Honey, I drunk the kids.
14:52Howard, why didn't you just let me call the plumber, huh?
14:55The PTA ladies will be here in a jiffy.
14:57Oh, Martha, we're here.
14:59Oh, no, I better get out there before they set eyes on you
15:02or this gee-willickers mess here.
15:05Ted, you want to have a look-see here?
15:06Yeah, move over.
15:07Oh, give me your weight.
15:12Bobby, you want to find us a wrench?
15:14Quick!
15:20Oh, and look here now, here's my Bobby.
15:24Oh, he's so cute.
15:29Bobby!
15:31Bobby!
15:34Where is that kid?
15:36I'll see.
15:37Oh, low bridge.
15:46He's getting so big.
15:49Compared to Kelly, he's tiny.
15:53Well, he's got his father's eyes.
15:56Oh, but he's got Ted's ears.
15:58Oh, and Martha's cheeks.
16:01And Derek's teeth.
16:04Oh, Bobby!
16:06Hey, Bobby, didn't you hear Dad calling you?
16:08Calling me?
16:09I didn't know who I was for a minute.
16:16Oh, oh, now I'm starting to get upset here.
16:21I'm helping my dad.
16:23Hmm, and what's your dad doing?
16:25He's not calling the plumber.
16:30Hey, Ted, look at this scar.
16:31Weed whacker, my backyard, summer of, uh, 1987.
16:36Oh, yeah?
16:36Well, get a load of this.
16:38Hot water heater, winter, 1982.
16:41Huh.
16:42Hacksaw, my dad's workbench, 1961.
16:45Oh, look at this.
16:47Well, oh, now that's a stain.
16:48Oh, I'd just curl up and die if the ladies saw this mess.
16:52Right this way, ladies.
16:54Here's where my dad's fixing the garbage disposal.
16:58Oh.
16:58Oh.
16:59And there's where we made a mess.
17:02Ah.
17:04There's where the water ran.
17:06Oh.
17:06Oh, no.
17:09Bobby, why did you bring them in here?
17:12I'm helping dad.
17:13Uh, oh, hello, ladies.
17:15Uh, care for some macho tacos?
17:17Oh, no.
17:18Tell me this isn't happening.
17:20Oh, Martha, stop fretting.
17:22This is nothing.
17:22Oh, you should have seen what my hair he did to the shower.
17:25And all he had to do was call a plumber.
17:26Well, call a plumber.
17:27There's not a husband in the world who doesn't think he can save some money by fixing it himself.
17:31Oh, you're right.
17:33Ow!
17:36Aw, dad.
17:38I can kiss it and make it all better.
17:40Aw.
17:41You gotta admit they're cute.
17:44Oh, yeah.
17:44What would I do without them?
18:03Howard.
18:04I'm, I'm almost finished, honey.
18:06Oh, come to bed, Howard.
18:07You can fix it tomorrow.
18:08It's not as easy as you think, you know.
18:11You can't just press a button and it's fixed.
18:15Father?
18:16Yeah, yeah, I know.
18:18It's okay.
18:22Oh, ow!
18:24Bonky beaners!
18:25Ow!
18:26Sorry, Ted.
18:27Hey, stuff happens.
18:28Hey, it's working.
18:30I know.
18:31I can't believe it.
18:32You're a genius, dear.
18:34I know.
18:36Hey, I don't mind giving him credit.
18:39After all, I'm helping my dad.
18:43So, you little melon head, what'd you learn?
18:45Well, uh, I learned that to get along with dad, you gotta push the right buttons.
18:52Ha!
18:53Ha!
18:54Ha!
18:55Anyways, we have a special surprise.
18:57I'm now gonna tell you how you can become a multi-millionaire.
19:00Wanna help me on this one, Bobby?
19:04Ha!
19:08Ha!
19:09Ha!
19:11Ha!
19:12Ha!
19:13Ha!
19:14Ha!
19:15Ha!
19:15Ha!
19:16Ha!
19:16Ha!
19:16Ha!
19:16And that's the only way you're gonna win the lottery, so bye from Bobby's world!
19:24Uh, uh, Bobby, I think we have a little extra time here.
19:28Ha!
19:29We do?
19:30Yeah, uh, uh, is there, uh, maybe you have something you'd like to, uh, share with the viewers?
19:35Ha!
19:37Well, I'd like to thank my wonderful cast.
19:40My brother, Derek!
19:43Derek.
19:46My sister, Kelly!
19:53My mommy, mom!
19:54Oh, he's the cutest.
19:56My uncle, Ted!
19:58Hey, it's muggle time!
20:06And the person responsible for bringing over the ladies of the PTA, my Aunt Mimi!
20:12He, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:19And with that, Howie Mandel!
20:30And you, the greatest cartoon audience in the world.
20:41We'll see you later.
20:45Bobby's World is animated by live cartoonists.
20:55Bobby, it's the babysitter!
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