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00:00Hi everybody, I'm Howie. Welcome to Bobby's World and...
00:08You know what that means.
00:09Right, it's my birthday.
00:11And maybe I'll make myself a surprise party, so don't tell me.
00:14Birthday cake. I love birthday cake. I'd love to taste it.
00:17But you know why I can't?
00:18No, you don't.
00:19Because it's cartoon cake and I'm a real person
00:22and real people can't taste cartoon cakes unless they're cartoons.
00:24So I'm gonna go change into a cartoon now.
00:35more Couldn't eat out kinds of it.
00:59Actually, there's the hip book on the 13rd channel in you.
02:00Get to the mall with them.
02:01We're gonna buy you a birthday present.
02:03We're gonna get you a brand new...
02:07What?
02:07A brand new what?
02:09Uh oh, I forgot.
02:10I'm not supposed to tell.
02:12Gotta go, Dad.
02:13See ya.
02:13No, Bobby, wait.
02:15I want to know what my present's gonna be.
02:17I'm not supposed to tell you, cuz if you know you're getting a weed whacker, it'll spoil
02:22Surprise!
02:24Oops.
02:26Now what am I gonna do?
02:35Wow! A whole day in the mall without Mom and Dad!
02:38This is gonna be fun!
02:45Oh, yeah, yeah. Spending the whole day with my runt brother.
02:49That could be more fun.
02:51I do not believe this. Do you know who that is?
02:54Who?
02:55Two of the coolest girls in my class.
02:58They look more like the mutants from the planet Dork.
03:01Get lost. Don't you even look like you are with me?
03:10But, but, are we gonna buy Dad's weed whacker?
03:13I'll take care of it.
03:16I've got, like, what, um, I've got three dollars, and, um, here's my forty-seven cents.
03:21Forty-seven cents?
03:23Don't look at me! Dad's the one who wouldn't give me a bigger allowance.
03:26Well, Piggy, I guess this is it.
03:31It's time for you to go to that big piggy bank in the sky.
03:37Bye, Piggy!
03:44Bye, Bobby!
03:47Remember, a penny saved is a penny saved!
03:54I love that one!
03:56And never forget, when it rains, it rains pennies from heaven!
04:06That's it?
04:08That is all you've saved?
04:11Yeah, I'm only a little boy.
04:14We are short, like, thirty-seven dollars and eighty-nine cents.
04:17You know, this is why kids should have credit cards.
04:21Like, how are we supposed to get Dad as weed whacker?
04:24Not my problem.
04:26Dad, where do you think you are going?
04:28The video arcade!
04:29The video arcade? You're holding out on us!
04:34Kelly, you're, like, totally going to freak.
04:36Just look who is coming!
04:39Who?
04:40Farmer?
04:43It's George!
04:49Wouldn't you just, like, totally die to go out with him?
04:51Or just, like, marry him?
04:53He is such a babe.
04:57Hey, you guys!
04:59Want to meet my sister?
05:01Hey, guys!
05:02Feature the little mall rat!
05:03He wants us to meet his sister!
05:05Yeah?
05:05What's wrong with your Arbuckle sister, kid?
05:07She's some kind of dog or something?
05:10A dog?
05:11Our next contestants, Mr. and Mrs. Generic and their dog, Kelly.
05:16That's Generic.
05:18Kelly?
05:19Sit!
05:21You want me to sit?
05:22Get me a chair.
05:23Okay, Kelly.
05:24Come on.
05:25Beg!
05:26Me?
05:27Beg?
05:28Get serious.
05:29Oh, no, honey.
05:30Let me get in here.
05:31Come on, now.
05:31Let me talk to her.
05:32Now, roll over and play dead, you big furry girl.
05:35Oh, it's so nice for a mommy now.
05:38Like, I just had my hair done, you know, and you want me to roll around in the dirt?
05:41Sure.
05:41I'll get right on that.
05:43So, kid, what's a score?
05:47Is your sister a Bow Wow or what?
05:50No.
05:52More like a scaredy cat.
05:54That's her over there.
05:56The one with the weird hair?
05:58No, the one with the big pimple.
06:00The big pimple?
06:02Thank you anyway, kid.
06:05You looking for somebody to meet your sister?
06:07Yeah.
06:08The one over there.
06:10With the big pimple.
06:12Wow, she sounds great.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Only one pimple.
06:21Bobby!
06:22Wait till I get my hands on you!
06:32Whoa, whoa!
06:34This is Mission Control.
06:35Come in, Avenger One.
06:37Do you need backup?
06:38Repeating.
06:39Do you need backup?
06:42This is Avenger One.
06:44Ah, there's only a couple of million of them.
06:46Nothing I can't handle myself.
06:54Blazer, don't go!
07:01You single-handedly saved the Earth from total annihilation.
07:08Thank you, Commander Generic.
07:09Is there anything I can do to repay you?
07:12You want to meet my sister?
07:16Sorry, young man.
07:17I'm already married.
07:21There you are.
07:23Don't move.
07:23Okay.
07:27Okay.
07:28I told you not to move!
07:30Okay.
07:31Okay, Bobby!
07:32Wait at the bottom!
07:34Okay!
07:34Okay!
07:35You are so totally clueless!
07:37You are such a...
07:40It's George!
07:41It's for real.
07:42We gotta get out of here.
07:47Oh, look, if he sees me, oh, I swear, um, I just don't want to be invisible.
07:49Oh, like, I will die of embarrassment, Bobby.
07:51Bobby, is he, like, gone yet?
07:52Bobby?
07:55Bobby?
07:58Bobby!
08:01My fault?
08:02What do you mean?
08:03Well, like, if he'd been watching Bobby, like, he was supposed to be,
08:05he, like, wouldn't be laughed, okay?
08:07While I was trying to keep an eye on him, you were totally zoned on Commander Carrot.
08:12It wasn't Commander Carrot, it was Captain Squash!
08:15Like, duh, epic difference.
08:21So, George, how come you have a ponytail and an earring?
08:25Do you wanna be a girl?
08:36What's so funny?
08:37I don't get it.
08:38Well, that's like you don't get anything.
08:40What's a crazy question?
08:42It doesn't make any sense.
08:45Get lost!
08:48Look, just chill out, Sid.
08:50I write the kiss totally, you know, like, mellow.
08:54And he fully makes me laugh, you know?
08:57And, you know, he, like, knows how to pick up chicks.
08:59Hi!
09:01I can't believe in this car!
09:02I'm so, so cute!
09:04I'm so, so cute!
09:06Look!
09:07What a cool little dude!
09:09Wow!
09:10I came in here a little, brother.
09:13Now, I'm a cool dude!
09:17Are most great or what?
09:35George?!
09:39Can we?
09:42Derek?!
09:44Where are you? Oh, no! Oh, no! What if I never find them?
10:02Oh, boys. I came in here, it was many years ago.
10:07And I was looking for a present for...
10:10Uh, hi, excuse me, Mr. Policeman.
10:14I am not a policeman. I am a mall guard.
10:17Mall guard Beaker, my partner, Snurd, Deputy Mall Guard.
10:21Hi, what's your name?
10:23Bobby.
10:24Bobby, we have determined you to be a lost merchant.
10:33Section F-13, the Mall Guard Manual, and I quote.
10:36A mall guard must aid and assist all lost persons in becoming bounded.
10:42But I'm not lost anymore. See? I'm here.
10:46Look, Sunny, you want us to help you or not?
10:52You can help me find my brother and sister.
10:56Bingo, Ralphie. They're lost.
10:58Well, not exactly, but...
11:00Sorry, kid. No can do.
11:02Right here, and I quote.
11:03Must assist lost persons.
11:05The manual doesn't say word one about helping the un-lost.
11:08You're up the mall without a paddle.
11:10But, Ralphie, what about the Mall Guard Oath?
11:14From first light to darkest midnight, Monday through Saturday,
11:1810 to 6 on Sundays, it is my duty to meet the needs of all shoppers.
11:23Regardless of race, religion, or the color of their credit cards.
11:26All shoppers, Ralphie. The lost and the un-lost alike.
11:31Don't worry, Bobby. We'll find that brother and sister of yours.
11:34Cause we're...
11:35Mall Guards!
11:51Hey, what's the matter?
11:54I'm lost!
11:59Relax. Everything's gonna be fine.
12:02I was lost a couple of minutes ago myself.
12:04Well, looking back on it, it really wasn't that bad.
12:09Sheila!
12:12How many times do I have to tell you?
12:15Do not talk to strangers.
12:18Stranger?
12:19I'm not a stranger.
12:21I know who I am. I'm Bobby.
12:30Help! Help!
12:32Someone, please, rescue me!
12:36Fear not, princess.
12:39I shall save you.
12:40Be well?
12:42I know.
13:00Maybe I'll never go back.
13:01I'll never go back down.
13:03I can see you.
13:03No!
13:04I'll never go back.
13:05I'll never go back down, or do not go back down, please.
13:07The moon will keep on the floor of the room, too, and you for sure.
13:08I'll never go back down.
13:09I'll never go back.
13:10I'll never go back down my window.
13:38I'm sorry.
13:54I would like to thank you, Brave Knight, but basically, you are a stranger to me.
14:00I am not a stranger.
14:02I am some...
14:04Bobby!
14:05Son!
14:06I'm not going to make bound.
14:08I'm rather than his sister.
14:11I'm her brother, and I'm his sister.
14:14But they're not my brother and sister.
14:17Sorry, my mistake.
14:18My fault.
14:19You know, it kind of makes you wonder what kind of person is attracted to the job of a mall
14:24guard.
14:25Guess I'll have to find Kelly and Derek myself.
14:32Where would they be?
14:35Stapler or...
14:36Nope.
14:37Credit there.
14:38Tent-tent-tent-tent-tent's definitely not that.
14:44Hey!
14:45Bobby!
14:46Son!
14:46We did it this time!
14:48Here's brother Jerome and sister Mary de Sales.
14:52Nope.
14:52Wrong brother and sister.
14:54My fault again.
14:55Sorry brother and sister.
14:56Sorry.
14:57Attention! For a mere $25, you can have your coat of arms
15:02hand-painted on genuine wood-look plastic.
15:07And what's your name, little fellow?
15:09Bobby Jennerick.
15:13Why, that's one of the oldest family names in existence.
15:17Thor and Rocky, the cave-dwelling Jennericks.
15:21Jennerick.
15:23Julius and Augusta, the gen-menericks of Rome.
15:27Jennerick.
15:29Sven and Inga, the viking-gen-men-en-ring-micks.
15:33Jen-per-fick.
15:36Dusty and Bubbles, the cowboy-gen-em-ring-mick-y-p-y-o-k-y-y.
15:42Jennerick.
15:43And Coaches and Fanny, the Indian-gen-rem-rick-rick-rick-rick-rick-rick-rick-rick-rick-rick.
15:50Jennerick, okay?
15:53It's really neat, but I've got to find Kelly and Derek.
15:56We've got to get a Weed Whacker.
15:58What an honor it was to meet you.
16:01Weed Whacker?
16:02Let me look that up.
16:04And now I need a volunteer from the audience to help me select the grand prize winner.
16:10I'll do it.
16:10I want to help.
16:12Right there.
16:14The little fellow in the back.
16:15Yes, you.
16:16Come on up.
16:20Hey.
16:21I mean, come on.
16:22It's like, you know, clap for the, like, little dude.
16:31And the grand prize winner is number 39.
16:44Wait a minute, young man.
16:45For helping with the drawing, you win your choice of either a Captain Squash video game or a brand spanking
16:53new Weed Whacker.
16:54A Weed Whacker?
16:57You're going to get Dad that for his birthday.
17:00Take the video game.
17:02You deserve it.
17:03Forget your dad.
17:04He's an old guy.
17:05His life's over.
17:07Bad.
17:08Don't listen to him, Bobby.
17:10Do the right thing.
17:11Choose the Weed Whacker.
17:12Bobby, think about yourself and what you want.
17:15Take the video game.
17:17Don't listen to him.
17:18He's a lying low life.
17:19Hey, buddy, it beats me a talking zucchini.
17:23The Video Game, the Weedwhacker!
17:25The Video Game, the Weedwhacker!
17:27The Video Game, the Weedwhacker!
17:32The Weedwhacker!
17:36Atta boy, Bobby!
17:40Bobby!
17:43Bobby, you little dork! Where are you?
17:48Come on! Where are you?
17:52Oh! Like, this is really far!
17:56Bobby, this is so lame!
17:58You, like, disappear and you, like, totally freak me out
18:00just so you can sneak off and yuck it up with your dopey little friends!
18:03Hey, it's like, you know, lay off. It's just like take a chill pill.
18:07And, um, can you just, like, watch who you're calling, like, Dopey?
18:12Oh, no! George!
18:14And, like, every other cool guy in school...
18:24Oh!
18:25Oh!
18:25Well, now, what in that hair case?
18:27Oh, for Pete's sakes! Now, what's going on out there?
18:32I do not believe this happened to me!
18:34My life is, like, totally over!
18:37Thanks for the ride, George!
18:40Later, wild guy!
18:42Kelly thinks you're a real baby and wants to go to a dance with you.
18:45What do you think?
18:46Look, um, I don't know.
18:48Well, I guess, you know, it's like I'll have to see how she cleans up first.
18:54She cleans up pretty good!
18:56Except for that one pebble!
19:02Attention, mall shutters. The mall will close in five minutes. So get out.
19:11Bobby!
19:15Bobby! Where are you?
19:19Did he say, Bobby?
19:21Gotcha!
19:22Hey, Bobby, look at this! We did it! We found...
19:25Yeah, he's right here!
19:26Come on, mister! Let's see some ID!
19:28Right here!
19:30Happy birthday, dad!
19:32Here's your present!
19:35Oh, now, look, honey, for crying in them. Isn't that a beaut there?
19:39It's a weed whacker, don't you know?
19:41Wow, kids! How did you kids afford this?
19:45This is a really expensive present, you know.
19:48Tell me about it. Like, it only cost me my entire session life.
19:55Did you have a good birthday, dad?
19:58Terrific.
19:59Thanks for the weed whacker, Bobby.
20:01It wasn't just for me, dad.
20:03It was from all of us. It was from Kelly and Derek, too.
20:09Bobby?
20:11Quite a kid.
20:13So...
20:13You really like it?
20:15Like it?
20:17I love it.
20:18First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna be out there whacking Bobby.
20:21Those weeds aren't gonna know what hit him.
20:24How about you? You having a good time at the mall?
20:27It was great!
20:28Know what I found out?
20:30At the mall, getting a present for somebody else can even be more fun than getting one for yourself.
20:37Night, dad!
20:38Happy birthday!
20:40Is that kid great or what?
20:42Hey, and I'm not just saying that because we're on the same show.
20:45No, I mean it. He's great, right?
20:47Right!
20:52Okay, Bobby. We're ready to start here.
20:55Bring the tools.
20:56Okay.
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