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00:01Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
00:03I'm Howie. Welcome to Bobby's World.
00:05And, uh, we've got quite a show lined up for you today.
00:09Yes-siree.
00:10Everybody here ready? You at home, you watching?
00:13Okay.
00:15Let the show begin!
00:38Hey, Bobby, what are you afraid of? It's just me.
00:42Reading my lips. I'm just getting ready to do spring cleaning.
00:46There's an alien in the garage!
00:50Roger, no!
00:51It might not be it. Aliens are really good at disguising their voices.
00:55Okay, okay, okay, okay. Don't panic off that.
00:57Okay, everything's under control. Just stay calm.
01:00Okay, the only way to calm down a cartoon kid is with a cartoon dad.
01:04And, uh, I'm gonna... I'll change it. Just stay calm.
01:07I'll stay... I'll change into one. I'll...
01:15Bobby! It's okay! It's me! It's Dad!
01:18I'm not an alien! I'm a...
01:24Ah!
01:27It's not aliens! It's monsters!
01:33It's Monty! What are monsters and aliens doing up now?
01:36I know!
01:37Uh-uh!
01:40Uh-uh!
02:50Watch out, world!
02:52I'm finished cleaning out the garage and I'm ready to get out on the golf course and break a hundred.
02:56Kelly, Derek, if you want to ride to the mall, you better get a move on!
03:01Yeah! New high tops, the power of totally awesome socks and really cool shirts.
03:06Wow, I'm going to be shopping like for hours. I can't wait.
03:11Where are you going, Derek?
03:12To see Attack of the Killers line things at the Cineplex.
03:15Can I go?
03:16Sure.
03:17Yay!
03:18But not with me.
03:20That was really nice of him to let me go.
03:23Hey, I better go tell Mom that Derek said it was okay for me to go to the movies by
03:26myself.
03:28Now, just hold on a sec. Not so fast there.
03:32Well, now, goodness gracious, where in the world does everybody think they're going?
03:36You know, we have spring cleaning to do.
03:40We do?
03:41How did the spring get dirty?
03:43Uh, Martha, I already took care of the garage.
03:47Can't we leave the house till later?
03:49Yeah, like what's the rush?
03:51It's practically still winter.
03:53Oh, but kids, you know, spring's right around the corner.
03:56And gee golly, this family's going to be ready for it.
04:01It is?
04:04We're going to scrub this house from top to bottom.
04:08And we're going to make it sing, don't you know?
04:12A singing house?
04:14A singing house?
04:45Now, Bobby, stop that swinging.
04:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time to play later, after we finish cleaning the house.
04:54Now, Kelly, you wash the windows.
04:59Great. Like, there goes my manicure.
05:02And Howard, you clean out the attic.
05:05And Derek, you'll do the laundry.
05:08I always have to do the laundry.
05:10Make Bobby do it.
05:11You'd like to do the laundry, wouldn't you?
05:16I guess so.
05:18Oh, no, you don't there.
05:20I need Bobby.
05:21He's going to be my special spring cleaning helper.
05:25That sounds nice, Mom.
05:26But I still think seeing a pack of the killer slime things alone would be better.
05:31There you go now, Bobby.
05:33This will make you feel all ready to help me with spring cleaning now, won't it?
05:37Yep.
05:42Well, you know, like Grandma always used to say, if you want a generic man to do a job right,
05:48you've got to give him the right tools.
05:50Mom called me a man.
05:53Oh, I love spring cleaning.
05:55It's a great time to get rid of all your old junk, don't you know?
06:07Would a big lump of scuzz be junk?
06:10Oh, scuzz?
06:11Oh, sure, I should say so.
06:16Mom's like throwing their old junk away.
06:18That way they have more room for their new junk.
06:26I can't believe it.
06:28One of them is gone.
06:30I know moms cry about weird stuff, but I never saw one cry about a lump of scuzz before.
06:37My family heirlooms.
06:39The fuzzy bedroom slippers that have been inherited by generic brides for generations.
06:46Your father gave them to me on our wedding day.
06:52Oops.
06:55Don't worry, Mom.
06:56I know where to find your ratty fuzz.
07:12Uh-oh.
07:13The lump of scuzz is gone.
07:22It's not under the bed.
07:28Or the dresser.
07:31Or the chair.
07:33Where did it go?
07:38Is there anything down here that looks like a lump of scuzz?
07:42Everything down here looks like a lump of scuzz.
07:45Beat it, dork.
07:46I don't have time to play peek-a-boo now.
07:48I have scuzz to find.
07:50If I ever get to be a big brother, I'm going to be nicer to me.
07:54Well, most of the time.
07:58Dad, have you seen him again?
08:00What a beauty.
08:01Now this is a radio.
08:03Now it is.
08:04What was it before?
08:06I was the last kid on the block to get a stereo.
08:09Ooh.
08:10I used to listen to this old thing for hours.
08:12All that great rock and roll on AM and FM.
08:15AM and FM?
08:17Lots of times I'd spend all day just listening to the Beatles.
08:20That's when they were big.
08:21Forget big.
08:22They were huge.
08:23The Beatles were huge?
08:26The Beatles were huge?
08:33Ah!
08:34Oh, no!
08:35Giant, huge Beatles!
08:37Help!
08:38I need somebody!
08:39Not just anybody!
08:42Don't worry, Bobby.
08:43He won't hurt you.
08:44He loves you.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Captain Squash!
08:50How did you get here?
08:52I came in through the bathroom window.
08:54Sorry to be late.
08:55I was busy saving Eleanor Rigby.
08:58Boy, am I glad to see you, Captain Squash.
09:01It's been a hard day's night.
09:04Grandpa Generic used to spend a lot of time listening to this old radio, too.
09:08He was crazy about all those old-time detective shows.
09:12Detectives?
09:16That was me, Bobby Generic, Private Eye.
09:25I was a tough guy in a tough business.
09:28I had to be tough.
09:32Look where I landed for a secretary.
09:36There's somebody here to see you.
09:46Okay, so spill it, sister.
09:48What do they want?
09:49Like, I don't know.
09:50Like, I forgot to ask, okay?
09:53Hey!
09:55Well, like, excuse me for living.
09:58Oh, my fuzzy slipper's gone!
10:01Oh, please, Mr. Generic.
10:03Generic, Mom.
10:04Right, Generic.
10:06Do you think you can find it for me?
10:08Lady, I can find ice cubes in the Sahara.
10:13I'm Bobby Generic, the grittiest gum shoe there ever was.
10:17Oh, boy.
10:19Those old-time private eyes were really something.
10:21They put clues together like the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle.
10:25I thought you were supposed to put them in the closet.
10:28Clues, Bobby, not clothes.
10:36This looks like a clue.
10:38Oh, there you are.
10:39Now, I've been looking all over for you, Bobby.
10:40We've got all kinds of things to clean, don't you know?
10:43Now, you go ahead and dust while I vacuum the rug.
10:49Oh, gee golly.
10:51We sure have it easier than they did in the old days, you know?
10:54Why, in Great-Grandma Generic's days,
10:56she had to feed her rugs.
10:58What?
11:04On your marks, get set, and...
11:07Go!
11:08Oh, boy!
11:10Oh, boy!
11:12Oh, boy!
11:15Oh, boy!
11:17Oh, boy!
11:18Oh, boy!
11:20What in-tarnation was that?
11:22The rat race?
11:24Bobby?
11:25Bobby?
11:25Bobby?
11:26Now be a good boy and dust the table over by the love seats for me.
11:30The love seats?
11:32Oh, well, I dust the table myself,
11:35but I'm just too upset right now.
11:38All I can think about is that I've lost one of my fuzzy slippers.
11:43Oh, don't cry, Mommy.
11:46I can find it for you. I know I can.
11:48I hope I can.
11:50Hey, honey, look what I found in the attic, huh?
11:55Oh, well, for crying in the mud, don't you look handsome.
11:58Oh, your old dad really well-dom in this outfit.
12:03I was Smee the pirate in the Hoover High production of Peter Pan.
12:07Hardy-har-har.
12:09Pirates?
12:26Oh, no, no! Not my pride and joy! Not the generic fuzzy slippers!
12:33Oh!
12:36Oh, yi-ay! Oh!
12:40Hey!
12:41Hardy-har-har-har-har-har!
12:44Help!
12:46Help!
12:48Never fear!
12:53Bobby, the good pirate is here!
12:57Oh, thank goodness!
13:12Wait here while I retrain the fuzzy slipper, men!
13:16Let's go!
13:20I got you now!
13:22Arr!
13:41And over the generic fuzzy slipper!
13:44That's generic.
13:45I know.
13:47Or meet thy doom, brilliant.
13:49I really can't see what you're after here.
13:56Oh, now, Bobby, for goodness sakes, be careful.
14:00Cry my niddly, honey.
14:02You're gonna break all of Mommy's Elvis salt and pepper sets.
14:06I just don't think I could stand losing another one of my most precious possessions.
14:10I've gotta get Mom's slipper back.
14:14Oh, Derek, I need you to help me.
14:16I lost Mommy's fuzzy slipper and I gotta find it. Please, Derek?
14:19You need my help, huh?
14:21Okay, you got it.
14:22Whee!
14:23I'd better get over to the cineplex.
14:25Mom's slipper is probably over there now.
14:27It is?
14:28Sure.
14:29Mom's had the windows open all day.
14:31A gust of wind probably blew her slipper through one of them
14:33and right into the cineplex.
14:35He must think I'm really stupid.
14:37Mom's slipper couldn't blow out the window into the cineplex.
14:40The cineplex doesn't have windows!
14:49Oh, I forgot.
14:50I should put soap in, too.
14:57Mom always says I need a lot of soap when I take a bath.
15:00I need a glass and a glass.
15:02It's two!
15:10I better start looking for Mom's slipper again!
15:18Mommy!
15:23Mommy!
15:25Help!
15:27Help!
15:31Help!
15:39Help!
15:40Help!
15:40Help!
15:40Oh, holy Toledo!
15:42What happened in here?
15:44Honey, I...
15:45In fact, I'm washing me in some soap, and then I got sick, and then...
15:49And then I threw up, and then...
15:50Oh, honey.
15:52Now, there, there you go.
15:54Now, Bobby, just don't cry here.
15:55Everything's gonna be just fine.
15:57You'll see.
15:58Now, just be a good boy and take those boxes down to the basement for me,
16:03while I clean up a little here.
16:07The basement?
16:20Oh, that's okay, Web-Webbly.
16:22Don't be scared.
16:45Mom's boxes are gonna get all wet!
16:52Ah!
16:53Hot water!
16:55Thin shrinking hot water!
16:57It began as so many other catastrophes have begun, as a common household accident.
17:03And what started as a leak in a hot water heater ended in disaster.
17:12Help!
17:13Help!
17:14I'm shrinking!
17:25All I could think about was finding a way to survive this nightmare.
17:45I could feel the cold fingers of death on the back of my neck.
17:49My heart was pounding like a jackhammer.
17:52My brain felt like it was on fire.
17:55I knew this was it.
17:56Only one of us was going to walk away alive.
18:03All of a sudden, it didn't look like it was gonna be me.
18:34Good work, Web-Webbly.
18:36Oh, honey, you were so brave bringing these boxes down here for me, don't you know?
18:42You know, I know how scared you are of the basement.
18:45Oh, it wasn't so bad.
18:52Look, Web-Webbly!
18:54More clothes!
19:06Roger!
19:15Roger!
19:16Wait!
19:17Come back!
19:23Look!
19:33Whoa!
19:35Whose idea was it to get that dog?
19:37Sorry, Dad.
19:44Roger!
19:45You were gonna bury Mom's pride and joy?
19:53Bobby!
19:54I can't believe this!
19:56You found my fuzzy slipper!
19:58Oh, Bobby, you're my little hero, don't you know?
20:03Isn't it neat how great Mom's can make you feel?
20:10I love to sweep.
20:12I love to sweep.
20:14Because it makes me feel great.
20:20Oh, Bobby.
20:21Did you finish helping Mom with spring cleaning?
20:23Yup.
20:24She said I was the best special helper she ever had.
20:28Did you mind not getting to go to the movies by yourself?
20:30Well, sorta.
20:32But I still got to see a lot of exciting stuff.
20:36Floods and giant beetles and pirates.
20:39It was fun!
20:40See?
20:41With the right attitude, anything could be fun.
20:43Chores, spring cleaning, getting car sick.
20:46Getting car sick.
20:48Ooh!
20:49Late.
20:51Well, we better get going.
20:52See you later.
21:04Eww!
21:05Gross!
21:05Eww!
21:05Eww!
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