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00:00Howdy, everyone. I'm Howie, and this is Bobby, and welcome to Bobby's World.
00:06I have a feeling you're going to love today's show.
00:10How can you feel that?
00:12Well, it's a good show, so I have a feeling.
00:17How do you know that feeling is that you're going to like the show and not just something you ate
00:21bothering your tummy?
00:23Let's just say I know, Bobby.
00:25Boy, Howie, you really are amazing being able to feel things without your hands.
00:33I have a feeling we should just start the show.
01:18Mom, Mom, Mom.
01:20There. Now. That should keep you two out of my hair.
01:24Mom, Mom, Mom.
01:26Not now, honey. It's important the house be clean with the whole family coming over, don't you know?
01:36Mom, Mom, Mom.
01:44Mom, Mommy, Mom.
01:46What is it, Bobby?
01:48There's nothing to do.
01:50Oh, light bulb. You've got something to do now.
01:54Look after the twins for me while I finish fixing up the house.
02:00Yeah, you'll have fun.
02:02Yeah, you'll have fun. You'll get to spend some quality time with your brothers.
02:04I don't want to spend time with them. I don't like them.
02:10Well, hon, that's because you haven't spent much time with them.
02:14But, Mom.
02:14Mom, this will be your chance to get to know each other.
02:19Once you get to know somebody, it's a whole lot easier to like them, don't you know?
02:23I know I'm not going to like you, no matter what Mom says.
02:28I heard that, Bobby. You keep the twins quiet there now.
02:33You're going to be in trouble if I hear any more commotion from down there, Mr. Manzy.
02:39Hey!
02:41Shh, shh. Don't cry. Don't cry.
02:44If you're scared because you don't think I can take care of you,
02:47let me tell you a little story about me and Spotsibility.
02:57It was his time, and I had to take care of Harry the Hamster.
03:02Look, here's a picture of us.
03:08Look, Leonard. Is that nice Bobby generic?
03:12That's generic.
03:14I'll come in, Bobby. Come in.
03:18What can I get you, dear? Cookies?
03:21Candies? Kibble?
03:22No, thank you, Mrs. Harry's mother.
03:25Uh, you, you, you haven't seen Harry by any chance, have you?
03:31Because I, uh, I think he might be lost.
03:35Lost? He was supposed to be with you.
03:39Oh!
03:40Oh!
03:41Oh!
03:43Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:47Oh!
03:47Oh!
03:47Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:53Our son is lost, and we blame you!
03:57You!
03:58You!
03:59You!
04:00After that, I never lost another hamster.
04:04So do you feel better now about me being able to take care of you?
04:09Bobby!
04:10What's going on down there?
04:12Nothing!
04:14Shh!
04:15Shh!
04:16Shh!
04:16Shh!
04:16Talk about something else.
04:17How about cartoons?
04:21Good.
04:22Good!
04:23You like cartoons.
04:26Guess we do have something in common.
04:29Ah!
04:30I think!
04:30I'll try you a cartoon!
04:36Ah!
04:40Ah!
04:41Ah!
04:42Ah!
04:42Ah!
04:43Ah!
04:49Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:56Ah!
04:57Ah!
05:00Ah!
05:01Ah!
05:03Ah!
05:06Ah!
05:08Ah!
05:09Ah!
05:10Ah!
05:10Ah!
05:10Ah!
05:11Ah!
05:11Ah!
05:12Ah!
05:12Ah!
05:18Oh, my God.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:16That's not the end, folks.
06:21Those are great cartoons, weren't they?
06:24Hey, I think we're getting along pretty well.
06:29Bobby?
06:30Jake, shh!
06:32You're going to get me in trouble.
06:34This is pretty corny.
06:36Sometimes a kid's got to do what a kid's got to do.
06:39Jake, there's no reason for you to be unhappy.
06:44Don't you know that you're special?
06:51I am me.
06:53You are you.
06:54I must be special because you can be me too.
06:59Oh, that's the beauty of all of us.
07:02There's only one Bobby.
07:04And only one Gus.
07:05He's Gus.
07:06And they're not like anyone of us.
07:08If Lou was me and I was Lou, we'd still be sharing our different homes of you.
07:16Oh, that's the beauty of all of us.
07:20There's nobody else quite like you.
07:24I got my face and I got these looks.
07:28Hey, wait a minute.
07:30Aren't those my books?
07:31Anyway, where am I?
07:32Oh, let me see.
07:33Oh, I remember.
07:34I am me.
07:37Me is him.
07:39We are us.
07:41Everybody's different and different is a plus.
07:45That's the beauty of all of us.
07:48There's nobody else quite like.
07:52Let me hear it one more time.
07:54You are you.
07:57Da, da, da, da.
07:59We are us.
08:01Da, da, da, da.
08:04Everybody's different and different is a plus.
08:09Oh, we don't forget that it's always true.
08:12There's nobody else.
08:14There's nobody else.
08:15Not anyone else.
08:17Not anyone else.
08:18There's nobody else.
08:19Like, like you.
08:24Nobody else is.
08:26Like you.
08:29See, Jake?
08:30There's nobody just like you.
08:33Except maybe him.
08:37If you guys get me in trouble with mom,
08:40I'm going to be mad.
08:42And, Peyton, you will like me when I'm mad.
09:09I see if the redstone work with my brothers.
09:12We do have a lot in common.
09:14Mommy, for court's sake, give the twins a snack.
09:18Your applesauce is on the end table.
09:25Boy, you guys are just like me.
09:29It reminds me of the time Uncle Ted tried to give me medicine.
09:33I want a real story.
09:36Like a, like a fairy tale.
09:38Oh, let's see.
09:39A fairy tale, huh?
09:40Um, uh, all right.
09:42Uh, let's see.
09:42Uh, okay.
09:44Once upon a time, a really long time ago,
09:47there was a little boy named Jack Beanstalker.
09:51Wait a minute.
09:52Couldn't Jack be me?
09:53Uh, yeah.
09:54Why not?
09:55Sure.
09:55Bobby Beanstalker.
09:56Anyway, Bobby Beanstalker lived alone with his mother, Grundoon.
10:01This is your favorite.
10:02This is the twig soup.
10:05Wait.
10:06Couldn't Grundoon be mom?
10:08Sure.
10:08Sure.
10:09No problem.
10:10Very good.
10:11You see?
10:16Your favorite.
10:17Here now then yet.
10:18Twig soup, don't you know?
10:22Thanks.
10:23It looks delicious.
10:24Oh, for corn's sake, Bobby Beanstalker,
10:27if we go on like this, we'll gee golly starve.
10:30Now, when you finish supper,
10:32I want you to take Roger Cow to market,
10:35sell him for as much as you can,
10:37and make sure you bring back enough food to last the winter.
10:42Mmm.
10:44So, Bobby Beanstalker traded his cow for a handful of beans,
10:47and his mother got really angry and threw the beans out the window.
10:50Then she took Bobby Beanstalker to a therapist,
10:52and they lived happily ever after at the end.
10:54Okay, bottoms up, Bobbo.
10:57What about the part where Bobby Beanstalker gets lost in the woods
11:01on the way to the market?
11:09So, you're all excited, though.
11:11How about science fiction, maybe?
11:17These are the voyages of the Starship Movie Prize.
11:25Captain Bobby, like, someone is giving me a lot of static.
11:29Put it on the viewscreen.
11:32I am Sap, leader of the static Klingons.
11:36We are beaming aboard, Captain Bobby.
11:39You are our prisoner.
11:40This game is impossible.
11:42We have you in our tractor beam.
11:44He's right, Captain.
11:46We are being held in a tractor beam.
11:49On screen.
11:56I am Sap.
11:58Will you get off me, I forgot the Sapener.
12:03You will tell me what you're doing in this sector?
12:07That's for me to find out, you to know.
12:09You will answer my question.
12:14You will answer my question.
12:18I did it.
12:20Mom, I did it.
12:22They're asleep.
12:22I did it.
12:24I did it.
12:25Uh-oh.
12:27I'm in trouble.
12:32Shh.
12:33What do you want?
12:34A toy?
12:35Walking?
12:35Should I stand on my head?
12:37Oh, oh.
12:37That's OK, hon.
12:39It's time for their ba-ba's is all.
12:41Hold these a sec.
12:54You are my best little helper, is all.
12:57Moms are great.
13:00Especially our mom.
13:02Let me tell you about her.
13:05Because moms are tough.
13:06We give our whole heart and self to raising our kids with love,
13:10no matter what.
13:11And there's a lot of no matter what's.
13:14Like getting up in the middle of the night when your dog tired
13:18and your kid's throwing up because he ain't a whole lot of junk
13:21you told him not to eat in the first place.
13:24Or when you're cleaning up some goo that moments ago was your best tuna casserole.
13:30Just remember, good moms never fade away.
13:34They just work their fingers to the bone.
13:38Do you want to hear more about the family?
13:43That's pretty neat, too.
13:45He took me to work with him once.
13:47See?
13:48Now, Bobby, you just sit here quietly.
13:50Here are some pens and paper.
13:52And you can draw a nice picture, OK?
13:54And I'll be back real soon.
13:56Sure, Dad.
13:56Don't worry about me.
13:58I'm your spitting image.
14:02Crayons!
14:05Fish don't sting!
14:07Cha-cha-cha!
14:09Underwater fish don't sting!
14:11Do-do-do!
14:12Underwater fish don't sting!
14:14Cha-cha-cha!
14:16Underwater...
14:17Ah!
14:17I'm alive!
14:20Buttons!
14:21Yes, hello, is anybody there?
14:24Hello?
14:25Yes, hello!
14:26Security!
14:27Hello?
14:27Hello there!
14:28Is there anybody there?
14:29Yes, hello!
14:30I can't hear you!
14:32Ah, fish don't sting!
14:36Underwater fish don't sting!
14:38Cha-cha-cha!
14:40Yes!
14:43Boy, did I get in trouble.
14:46Hey, if you're ever in trouble and I'm not here to help you, Captain Squash is OK for a pretend
14:51guy.
14:51But you know who's really tough?
14:54Aunt Ruth.
14:59Aunt Ruth is trying to get your purse!
15:02Well, trying isn't getting, is it?
15:05Ah!
15:06Ah!
15:07Ah!
15:10Yes!
15:12That's my Aunt Ruth!
15:14You're free!
15:15That's my Aunt Ruth!
15:18Here's a picture of her when she was a wrestler.
15:21Yuck!
15:22Ah!
15:23Ah!
15:25Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:29Yep, Aunt Ruth's really tough.
15:31But for fun, there's nobody like Uncle Ted.
15:34You're gonna really like him when you get older.
15:37Mmm!
15:38Mmm!
15:39Mmm!
15:40Mmm!
15:41Mmm!
15:44Mmm!
15:48He'll do anything!
15:50He'll even dress up like a woman!
15:52I'll get it!
15:54Hey, hey, hey!
15:55Time for noogie, uh, noogies!
15:58Our Uncle Ted can make bubbles without putting his head in the water.
16:03Oh!
16:04Uncle Ted!
16:06How come you can make bubbles without, without putting your face in the water?
16:11Tell you what, Bubble, let's just keep that our little secret, okay?
16:16Hey!
16:17Spending time with you guys is starting to be fun!
16:22Let me see, what else can I, can I tell you about?
16:25Well, here's something.
16:26Yeah!
16:26If you ever get locked out, it's important to have a plan.
16:31When you come home and you're all alone, and there's no one to take care of you,
16:37If you've already knocked and the door is locked, then here's what you should do.
16:44Ooh!
16:46We gotta have a plan!
16:48Think of a place where you can go!
16:50It's good to have a plan!
16:52Maybe your neighbor that you know!
16:53You really need a plan!
16:55But if you can't get there on foot!
16:57It's best to have a plan!
16:59You better just stay put!
17:01If you're prepared!
17:02Know your phone number and address!
17:04You won't be scared!
17:06Cause if you find yourself in a mess!
17:08You'll be glad!
17:10You can bet!
17:11You'll never forget!
17:15Take it from me!
17:16Think of a place where you can go!
17:19It's good to have a plan!
17:21Maybe your neighbor that you know!
17:23You really need a plan!
17:24But if you can't get there on foot!
17:26It's best to have a plan!
17:28You better just stay put!
17:29If you're prepared!
17:31Know your phone number and address!
17:33You won't be scared!
17:35Cause if you find yourself in a mess!
17:37You'll be glad!
17:38Yes siree!
17:40Take it from me!
17:42Take me home!
17:43Take me home!
17:44Take me home!
17:44Yeah!
17:44You'll be glad!
17:46You won!
17:48I won!
17:53Okay!
17:54Now that you know about having a plan...
17:57Um...
17:57Oh!
17:58Okay!
17:58Okay!
17:59Okay!
17:59Okay!
17:59Okay!
18:00I'm gonna teach you how to play...
18:02America's number one most favorite game...
18:05Hide and seek!
18:07It starts when you say...
18:08You're it!
18:11The Fugitive!
18:23I gotta get away!
18:25The Fugitive!
18:27Dr. Bobby Kenda...
18:29Is forced to live life...
18:31A hunted man!
18:33Okay, I want a hard target search of every old place, nice place and hiding place in the area.
18:38Bobby, the fugitive.
18:40Left right, left right, left right, left right, left right, left right.
18:43Ready or not, here I come.
19:08I'm innocent.
19:10I don't care.
19:15Come back Bobby, you're it.
19:20Of course you're going to have to wait until you can walk to play hide and seek.
19:24You also have to be able to talk to say you're it.
19:27Hmm, but we can have an adventure together.
19:32Follow me.
20:02Almost there.
20:09Hey guys, Jake, Alex, and me.
20:14I love you guys.
20:15Okay hon, I'm here to take the G Gally twins off your hands there now.
20:20Mom, you had to.
20:23We're having fun.
20:25We like each other and we really get along and we like the same stuff.
20:31Told you so, don't you know.
20:33Don't you hate it when parents say told you so?
20:37And they're right.
20:42It was fun to remember all that stuff.
20:45I like remembering stuff.
20:47Because remembering stuff makes you feel like you're doing it again.
20:51Bobby, I...
20:52And when I remember, it feels like I'm in another place.
20:57Well, please, Bobby, I...
20:57I remember one time when...
21:00Bobby!
21:00What?
21:01The show's over.
21:03I forgot.
21:04I should have remembered.
21:15What?
21:16I forgot.
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