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00:02You know what, I'm gonna be on, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know why I'm doing this?
00:06Because, uh, Bobby's not here yet.
00:09Yes, I am. Would it bother you if I make a rhyme?
00:13Uh, not right now. We have to start the show.
00:16Please, just a little before we go?
00:19No, really, Bobby, I don't want to run late.
00:22Why? Do you have an important date?
00:24No, please, Bobby, don't act like a silly kid.
00:27It's too late, Holly. I already did.
00:30Start the show.
00:31Look at my toe.
01:23Dad, do you want to...
01:24Not now, Squirt.
01:25Dad, do we have any string?
01:29Holly, I was wondering if you want...
01:31Sorry, Bobby, I don't have the time.
01:33Mom, this is like a totally big deal. Where are the extra down pillows?
01:39Dad?
01:39Bobby, have you seen the ball of string?
01:41No.
01:42Dad, come in.
01:42Derek, I don't know why you waited until the last minute to do your science experiment.
01:47Han, have you seen the ball of string?
01:49I've got the pillows, Kel.
01:51Mom?
01:52Howard, did you try the kitchen drawer? I used it to tie the turkey's legs together, don't you know?
02:02I'll get it.
02:03I'll get it.
02:06Hi!
02:08Like, totally happy birthday, Amber.
02:12Am I invisible?
02:14Neen-er, neen-er, neen-er.
02:17What is your damage, Bobby?
02:20Guess not.
02:21Come on, party HQ is up in my room.
02:23Kelly, can I...
02:24And no boys.
02:26Under 16.
02:27Allowed.
02:29Wish I was having a sleepover.
02:33I'll get it!
02:34Think again, dweebster.
02:37Oh, great, you brought the lawn clippings.
02:39Come on, let's get thrashing.
02:41Out of the way, Squirt.
02:44You can always tell when brothers and sisters are going to do fun stuff, because they don't want you hanging
02:50around with them.
02:51What's the matter, Bobby?
02:52You look like an overcooked turnip, is all.
02:56Kelly and Derek won't let me play with them.
02:59Nobody will do anything with me.
03:01Well, honey, sometimes your big brother and sister want to do things with their friends, you know?
03:08I know what you could do for fun, sweetie.
03:11Why don't you just sit down with a book?
03:15No, no, I'd rather play with my toys.
03:22Sometimes I think grown-ups forget what fun is.
03:29Toys, toys, they're never around when you need one.
03:32No, not that one.
03:34Not a handle.
03:36No, not that one.
03:39Ta-da!
03:41Captain Squash!
03:43My bestest friend.
03:44He never lets me down when there's nothing to do.
03:48Look out, Captain Squash!
03:50Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:57Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:04Oh!
04:05Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:08Oh!
04:08If you need the instruction book, it can't be fixed.
04:12I fixed it!
04:14I can see...
04:15The eye!
04:18Yikes!
04:19Let go of my telescope.
04:20Bobby finally got it working.
04:22Yeah.
04:23You...
04:24You better let go of Hubble's telescope, or...
04:28Or...
04:31Or...
04:32Or...
04:33Or...
04:36Uh...
04:37Oh, Captain Squash!
04:38Help!
04:39Captain Squash!
04:40Space monsters!
04:41Fools!
04:46Take that, you one-eyed space alien!
04:49All right, now, there!
04:50See how you like this?
04:51Ah, a knuckle sandwich!
04:53Oh, Wade, this is no fun.
04:56What's the challenge?
04:57We've done this already.
04:59I'm bored.
05:02Now, Stinky O'Brien down the street's got a great fantasy going.
05:06See ya!
05:10Hey, wait for me!
05:16Who needs Captain Squash anyway, Roger?
05:19Hmm, now what am I supposed to do?
05:24I'm not sitting down with a book,
05:27when I can play Mighty Bobby Babe.
05:33It's the bottom of the night,
05:34bases are loading Bobby's tee, he was losing by three runs.
05:37Needed, he needs to spank that pill out of the park for a grand slam home run.
05:41Come on, get a hit!
05:43Hit a home run!
05:45Come on, hit a grand slam home run!
05:48Here comes the three and two pitch!
05:51That's a strike!
05:53Oh, sorry, I mean...
05:54Strike three, you're out!
05:56What?
05:57Hey, Bobo, whenever you play Mighty Bobby Babe,
06:01you always hit a home run to win the game.
06:04Well, it's really boring, so the game's over.
06:10None of my ventures is any fun, Webley.
06:14Wait!
06:15That's it!
06:16Webley!
06:17The best friend any kid can have on an adventure!
06:22We're trapped!
06:24There's no escape, we're doomed!
06:26No one can save us!
06:29Except maybe a bad guy turned good guy.
06:33You're not just a mere assistant?
06:36My disguise.
06:39Here, grab a leg.
06:41There's plenty for all.
06:42Wow!
06:42Thanks, Bobby.
06:44You're a saint.
06:45I know.
06:46Bobby, you're a saint.
06:48I will pull you out of the pit of doom in a flash.
06:52Tuck!
06:53Tuck!
06:57Uh, hello?
06:59We are not moving!
07:01Tuck!
07:02What's wrong, Webley?
07:05Oh, no, Webley.
07:07You're bored, too!
07:09Oh!
07:10Ow!
07:11Gross!
07:16Hey, Roger.
07:17Come on.
07:18Let's solve crimes and go on adventures.
07:26You, too, Roger?
07:29I'm not having any fun.
07:31But Kelly and Derek are having fun.
07:34They want me to play with them because I'm little.
07:36I'm tired of being a little kid.
07:39I want to be with the big kids.
07:45Oof-da!
07:47Did you ever notice that moms are always around when you don't need them?
07:51Well, what's the gee golly rush, Secretariat?
07:54Can't wait to have fun by yourself or what?
07:57You have to have other people around to have fun.
08:00And the older the other people, the more fun.
08:03Uh-uh-uh.
08:04Reign it in there, Trigger.
08:06Just cool your jets.
08:08You'd be bored hanging around with those older kids.
08:11Why don't you sit down with a book and-
08:13No!
08:17I'm going to play with the big kids if it's the last thing I do.
08:22I'm going to play with the big kids!
08:24I'm going to play with the big kids!
08:28Five, six, seven...
08:31Wow!
08:32Sounds like Derek's having a lot of fun.
08:34I wonder what he's doing.
08:37It's times like these when a kid could use x-ray vision!
08:48Five, four, three, two...
09:08It's alive!
09:10It's alive!
09:14It's alive!
09:15I'm going in before I miss all the fun!
09:19Ah!
09:20Doesn't matter what the sign says.
09:22I can't read.
09:25Hey, Derek!
09:2825...
09:3126...
09:39Oh, sorry.
09:41Hey!
09:41You're wrecking our science project!
09:43We're counting cricket chirps!
09:45It's nothing you need to know!
09:47It's nothing anybody needs to know.
09:50Mom!
09:50Bobby's bugging us!
09:54That's where the action is!
09:57Kelly's room!
10:08Boy!
10:09That sounds like...
10:10It sounds like...
10:11They're on a roller coaster!
10:19Nah...
10:19Can't be.
10:21Maybe.
10:37That does it.
10:51I just got a play, too!
10:56You!
11:01Must be one of Derek's.
11:03Okay, you can go back to the fun stuff you were doing.
11:06Okay, okay, so like I was saying...
11:07So now that you're sweet 16, Tiff, are your parents gonna let you get that tattoo?
11:11Tell me to go there!
11:13Go there!
11:13Yeah!
11:13That's what you were doing?
11:15Yuck!
11:24Bobby!
11:27Boy, the big kids aren't any fun.
11:37What can I do?
11:39What's fun?
11:48There's no one to play with.
11:52Played with every one of my toys.
12:04I sit on my bed.
12:06He sits on his bed.
12:08Alone in my room.
12:10Alone in his room.
12:11There's nothing to do.
12:13I've nothing to do.
12:15So I sing you this tune.
12:16I sing in this tune.
12:18I got the nothing, no nothing, not nothing to do blue.
12:23Nothing, no nothing, not nothing to do.
12:27Blue!
12:27I made up adventures.
12:31Played with all of my toys.
12:34I was with my sister and her friends.
12:38That's no fun, neither Derek and the boys.
12:41I got the nothing, no nothing, not nothing to do blue.
12:46Nothing, no nothing, not nothing to do blue.
12:52I want to do something.
12:54Nothing, no nothing, not nothing to do blue.
12:59I can't think of anything.
13:02I feel like a knife without a sword.
13:05He's got the nothing, no nothing, not nothing to do blue.
13:14I can do what I want.
13:16He does what he wants.
13:17Cause in this room I'm king.
13:19Only things is okay.
13:21But there's nothing to do.
13:22No nothing to do.
13:24That's why I sit here and sing.
13:26Just sit here and sing.
13:27I got the nothing, no nothing, not nothing to do blue.
13:32Nothing, no nothing, not nothing to do blue.
13:38You have to do blue.
13:40No nothing, no nothing.
13:47I am lying.
13:57I will kill you.
14:01But you have a thought for yourself.
14:01No nothing, don't you.
14:05Ah! Mom!
14:14Mom!
14:16Yes, dear?
14:19What is it?
14:21What's that?
14:23It's your favorite book.
14:25The Uncle with the Carbuncle.
14:27Right, by Dr. Bruce.
14:29You two galley read his rhymes along with me so many times.
14:34I bet you can look at the pictures and read along all by yourself.
14:39Oh, no.
14:40I never thought I would come to this, Roger.
14:44I'm old enough to read a book.
14:46By myself.
14:48Alone!
14:52Come on, Bobby. Give it a try.
14:54Captain Squash, you're back.
14:57Of course I am.
14:58There's nothing like a good book to take you on a great adventure.
15:03Okay, I'll give it a try.
15:05Roger, Webley, Captain Squash, are you ready to hear a story?
15:10The Uncle with the Carbuncle.
15:13On a colorful world, far, far away, lived a little boy.
15:18No one would play with him, not even a toy.
15:22He wanted to play with his sister, but she told him to stay away.
15:26He wanted to play with his brother, but he just said,
15:29Go play with another.
15:33The little boy was bored.
15:35He had nothing to do.
15:37Suddenly there was a knock.
15:39So, to the door, he flew.
15:41I'm your uncle with the Carbuncle.
15:43What's the matter with you?
15:45No one will play with me.
15:47I have nothing to do.
15:48I can help you with that.
15:50I've got a plan.
15:51If you feed me some blue eggs, blue eggs with Stan.
15:55Stan who? asked the boy.
15:58You sound like an owl.
15:59Captain Stan's here to help you.
16:01No need to scowl.
16:03Where do you get blue eggs? he asked with a grin.
16:06That's easy to answer.
16:08From a blue chicken.
16:09Which reminds me of a riddle.
16:11As I pose on one leg.
16:13Which came first?
16:15The blue chicken or the blue egg?
16:25You said you were hungry.
16:27I fulfilled your demand.
16:29Here's your blue eggs.
16:31Blue eggs with Stan.
16:35Ah, that was good.
16:37Now what shall we do?
16:38I have an idea.
16:40Let's take a nap.
16:41Bobby sprang from his seat.
16:43His face still blue.
16:44You promised to help me.
16:45I still have nothing to do.
16:47Oh, that's an oops.
16:48The uncle with the Carbuncle said.
16:50Just say the magic words.
16:52That pop into your head.
16:53Magic words?
16:54He blurted out loud.
16:56And the words came out.
16:57And formed a large cloud.
16:59Not the words I had in mind.
17:02There were others I was hoping you knew.
17:04But it's close enough for magic.
17:05So here's something to do.
17:09It's close enough for magic.
17:12It's close enough for magic.
17:13It's close enough for magic.
17:16Hello there.
17:17I am Meeker.
17:18And this is my friend Snurdy.
17:20People think that we are brothers.
17:22Which is really quite absurd.
17:24He is the comic genius.
17:26The one with all the brains.
17:28Moi?
17:29Oh no.
17:29I'm Billy Crystal.
17:31To your Robin Williams.
17:32Then Snurdy turned to Meeker.
17:34Did you notice the lad's face is blue?
17:37That's easy to explain, said the boy.
17:39I've got nothing to do.
17:41They shouted and danced.
17:43We're next to the flu.
17:45Nothing to do is our favorite thing to do.
17:48I've got just the ticket with this remote control.
17:52For changing channels?
17:53No.
17:54That is far too droll.
17:56It is a revolt control, if you will pardon the pun.
18:00For changing what's bad to good.
18:02What is boring to fun.
18:04Now take those dirty dishes.
18:06He said with a wink.
18:07And he zapped those dirty dishes.
18:09The ones in the sink.
18:11And what looked like work became our creation.
18:14If dishes got so clean, you could see your reflection.
18:17See what we mean?
18:19Then here is some more.
18:20The wall's not a wall.
18:22That wall's now a fool.
18:25When it comes to fun, and I do not jest, there's none better than you.
18:30No, no, no.
18:31You are the best.
18:32You see, little boy, this enchanted remote casts magical charms, not ordinary spells.
18:38It brings things to life, and makes funny smells.
18:43The boy giggled and laughed, then grabbed the uncle's hat.
18:48It is a funny smell.
18:49And here's more fun like that.
18:52They played games of skill and games of fun.
18:56They played games like tag, but he had to run.
19:00You're not it.
19:02Something's not right.
19:03The last word doesn't rhyme.
19:05You said right is wrong.
19:06Tag, I'm it.
19:09Okay.
19:09But just this time...
19:11You're it.
19:12Gotcha.
19:13Pick the can.
19:14By now you have gathered.
19:16What's down is up.
19:17Well, then I don't have to warn you.
19:19Don't pour water into that cup.
19:21You've got a big problem when a no means a yes.
19:24How to stop Meeker and Slurd?
19:26Hey, your room's a mess.
19:29Huh?
19:30Your stuff.
19:31It's all over the place.
19:34Sounds like you were having a great time, too.
19:36With all the laughing and giggling.
19:38Can we hang with you?
19:40Yeah.
19:41Can we, like, play?
19:42Play?
19:43I'm reading.
19:44Okay, okay, everybody.
19:46Go back to your rooms.
19:48There's nothing more to see here.
19:50What in the blazes of Sam Houston is going on in here for the cry-eye?
19:55You were right.
19:56I was a schnook.
19:58I should have listened when you said go read a book.
20:01Oh, that's a good rhyme, Bobby, little mansy.
20:05But it's time to turn out the nightlight and go to sleep.
20:08Did you like the book?
20:10Aw, it was okay.
20:11It's really hard for kids to admit to parents that they were right.
20:15Good night, sweetie.
20:16Good night, Mom.
20:18Mom, books are really good for using your imagination.
20:22Aw, you got that right, honey.
20:24Now go to sleep.
20:28Where was I?
20:29Oh, yes.
20:30In a topsy-turvy world.
20:33Where what's bad is good, and what's boring is fun.
20:37A world of opposites that's in your imagination.
20:43That's the end of the show.
20:45So why don't we sing the goodbye song?
20:47I don't know the goodbye song.
20:49I'll show you.
20:50You sing the first part.
20:51Goodbye, goodbye.
20:54Goodbye.
20:56Goodbye.
20:58Goodbye.
20:59Goodbye.
21:00Who wrote this song?
21:01Me.
21:02Do you like it?
21:03No.
21:03Okay, then.
21:04It wasn't me.
21:05Goodbye.
21:07Goodbye.
21:07Bye.
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