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00:01Hello, everybody. Welcome to Bobby's World. I'm Howie, and today's show is going to be more fun than flossing. That's
00:05right, because today's show is in 3D. Except that, um, okay, the guys at the TV station forgot to send
00:12you glasses. So what you're going to have to do is you're going to have to get up every so
00:15often, whenever you want, and run toward the TV like that, so it'll seem like we're coming toward you.
00:21But it's going to be a lot of fun, like building a fort. Building a fort is fun because, well,
00:26it's good because it causes peace throughout the world, and it's fun because, well, you tell Bobby, because I'm just
00:33going to go change into a cartoon.
00:35Okay, Dad. I like forts because you can be in a secret place where nothing can find you.
01:11I like forts, but you can be in a secret place where nothing can find you.
01:21I like forts, but you can be in a secret place where nothing can find you.
01:50I like forts, but you can be in a secret place where nothing can find you.
01:50I like forts, but you can be in a secret place where nothing can find you.
02:01I like forts, but you can be in a secret place where nothing can find you.
02:04Meow?
02:08Froggy and vigil.
02:09Web standing foot.
02:11Jewysium.
02:12Hoggy and員.
02:14Hoggy and Servant in front.
02:15Duck and cover!
02:16Oh, duck and cover!
02:19Hey, it's me, ha!
02:20It's Uncle Ted!
02:22Uncle Ted!
02:23Ha, good move, Bobby!
02:26You passed the earthquake test.
02:28You didn't panic, and you headed for the doorway.
02:30Good boy!
02:31I did?
02:32Sure looked like I panicked to me.
02:35Huh?
02:37I absolutely love your fort.
02:39But, uh, next time, you know, I'd nail the blankets to the furniture.
02:43Ted?
02:45Well, you know, so they won't fall down.
02:47Ted, now don't put those gee-golly ideas into his head.
02:52Huh?
03:06Oh, sis, I was just kidding.
03:09Bobby knows that, don't you?
03:11Oh, Ted.
03:14Hey, uh, help me out here, Bobby.
03:16Uh, um, Mom, Uncle Ted was just kidding.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Uh, yes, sis, uh, you see, I, I, I, I was just, uh...
03:26Uh-oh.
03:27When Uncle Ted can't think of anything to say, I get noogies!
03:31Whoa, time for noogies!
03:35Told ya.
03:37Oh, I can't, but honestly, you two get...
03:41Hey, your fort reminds me of when I used to go camping.
03:46Hey, you wanna go camping with me?
03:48Sure, great idea!
03:51Yay, I can get more blankets and put my fort back together!
03:55No, not in the living room!
03:58Let's do it like real men, isolated from civilization!
04:08Here we are, away from the comforts of home, confronting nature mano a mano.
04:13You're not a man until you go one-on-one with the wilderness, boy!
04:17Where are we going, Uncle Ted?
04:19The North Pole?
04:21No, better than that!
04:24We're camping in the backyard!
04:28Yeah!
04:29Didn't you forget something, dork?
04:31You're gonna be outside.
04:34So?
04:35All night!
04:38So?
04:40In the dark.
04:42So?
04:44And you're afraid of the dark, remember?
04:50Come on, Bobby!
04:51Let's go shopping!
04:54Uncle Ted has great timing.
05:00Wow!
05:01Great store, Uncle Ted!
05:06Okay, fan out!
05:08Buy stuff that looks fun!
05:17Well, you got your tent, sleeping bags, camouflage gear, survival kit, anything else?
05:26Oh boy, socks in a can!
05:28Man, I've been looking all over for these!
05:30You know, they make great wedding gifts.
05:33Hey, Uncle Ted!
05:34Can I get one of these?
05:44Sure, bring two!
05:46Well, I'll play with you!
05:51How many weeks are you going out for?
05:53One whole night!
05:55In my backyard!
05:57Backyard, huh?
06:02Then you'll need one of these!
06:05A Super Terminator 9,000!
06:09Bug Zapper!
06:11You know?
06:14Well, take it!
06:16Right, Uncle Ted?
06:17Sure!
06:19Go ahead, I borrowed your dad's charge card!
06:21I'd say you're prepared for just about anything!
06:26Especially if you're scared of the dark!
06:37Ready for my first cap out?
06:40Just stick to the trail, Bobby, and you'll be all right.
06:49You're not a man until you go one-on-one with the wilderness.
07:02Yeah! Who needs civilization?
07:12Well, here we are, Bobby. Just you and me. Take a deep breath, huh?
07:17We're camping out.
07:20I don't think you should plug that in.
07:23Oh, nonsense, Bobby. Here's to roughing it.
07:27Uh-oh. Uncle Ted, it's pretty dark.
07:33Oh, that's okay, Bobby. Your old Uncle Ted's got the situation well in hand.
07:40Now we're living like the pioneers did when they drove covered wagons across this great country of ours.
07:47Pie? And eaters? Drove wagon trains?
08:00Those ears must have really big Q-tips.
08:12Pizza's ready.
08:14This is neat.
08:17You know, it makes me think that Uncle Ted would be a great dad.
08:20Yeah. Uncle Ted!
08:32Uncle Ted!
08:34Uncle Ted! I'm home!
08:40Hey, Bobby! How was school today?
08:43You don't make me go to school, remember?
08:46That's right! And I don't make you clean up your room, either!
08:49I must be training.
08:51Here, Bobby! It's your turn!
09:04Ha-ha, Bobby! Perfect game!
09:07I love bowling on TV! Makes me hungry for pizza!
09:16Pizza!
09:17Mmm! Pizza!
09:27I'm done! The cheese is so thickly, I can't cut it!
09:33Leave it to me, Bobby!
09:34No! No! No!
09:37Not bad!
09:49Look! Limp Booger Cheese!
10:01Pizza! Comic books! No brother or sister to bug me!
10:06No mom to make me go to bed!
10:09Is Cap'n great or what?
10:12Why was I so worried about sleeping outside in the dark?
10:17What's that?
10:25Hey, it's me! Uncle Dad!
10:30I knew that!
10:34Can somebody tell me why it's fun for big people to scare little kids?
10:47Gee, Uncle Ted, look at all the stars up in the sky!
10:50They kind of look like the sprinkles on a big donut!
10:58I've been hit! I've been hit! I'm going down!
11:04Uncle Ted, you're not paying attention!
11:06I'm talking about the stars! Aren't they amazing?
11:10Nah! But if you really want to talk about them, well, there's the Milky Way. And over there, that's the
11:18Big Dipper. See it? Right next to that croup that looks like a horse going into an apartment building. That
11:25one.
11:25All I see is a great big hot dog! On a giant bun!
11:31You're right! Let's eat!
11:33We could roast some marshmallows!
11:36Yeah! Now where did I put those things?
11:39I see them, Uncle Ted, but... but...
11:43What? What?
11:45Oh, boy! These will roast up real good!
11:48Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
11:51Yeah, Bobby, the pioneers sat on their marshmallows, too.
11:56Hey, Bobby, did I ever tell you the story about the green fog?
12:02The green fog?
12:05No.
12:06Well, Bobby, a long, long time ago, way before there were real estate salesmen to sell houses around here, this
12:14whole area was inhabited by strange monsters.
12:19It was?
12:20What?
12:21Oh, yeah. They'd roam by night looking for parking.
12:25And ever since then, people say, that late at night, whenever the green fog comes rolling in, you can see
12:33the huge blood-sucking monster and the swamp creature holding hands and skipping through the night.
12:41Bobby? Bobby?
12:44Wow!
12:45Uncle Ted, are you afraid of the dark like me?
12:48Oh, Bobby, being afraid of the dark is really only the fear of the unknown.
12:55What's the unknown?
12:56Uh, your Aunt Ruth's age.
12:58Just kidding, Bobby.
13:00Come on, don't be afraid of the dark. It's just daytime with the lights out.
13:04Well, and I shouldn't be afraid of a burning tent, right?
13:08Huh?
13:10Holy smokers!
13:11Well, call 911. I'll get the garden hose.
13:20Uncle Ted, you can't put on a fire with a snake.
13:25Shakers!
13:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
13:34oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
13:34oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
13:34oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
13:34oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
13:37oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
13:51All we need are some sheets to cover those holes.
13:54And some blankets to sleep on.
13:57That's the spirit.
13:59I'll straighten up out here.
14:01Now, Bobby, you go to the house and get the sheets and blankets.
14:03You mean...
14:04Me?
14:07Go all the way to the house in the dark.
14:14Mouse, you watch for Uncle Ted's green fog.
14:23What's that?
14:29Oh, no! A swamp creature!
14:34A creepy thing!
14:37A blood-sucking monster!
14:40I'm surrounded!
14:46Get him, Roger!
14:51Did the blood-sucking thing eat you?
14:57Hey! Wait a minute! That's not a blood-sucking thing!
15:00It's just Dad's brand-new shirt!
15:02And that's not a swamp creature!
15:05It's an umbrella!
15:06And that's not a creepy thing!
15:09Yes, it is!
15:13Just kidding!
15:16You know, Roger, there's really nothing to be afraid of out here in the dark.
15:21It's just my backyard.
15:25And for you, Straw Man, for being fire-retardant,
15:29I give you the housekeeper's seal of approval.
15:39And to you, Tin Man, for conscientiously recycling,
15:44I give you this bicycle made from your ex-wife.
15:48It's a girl's bike.
15:51Don't sit on my head!
15:54And, Bobby, for overcoming your fear of the dark in your own backyard,
15:59I hereby give you and Uncle Ted these sheets and blankets!
16:05Thanks! What about my dog?
16:10I'm a wizard, not Santa Claus.
16:13Well, so much for happy endings.
16:17Whoa! Great!
16:19Blankets and sheets!
16:20Hey, what took you so long?
16:21Run into any blood-sucking things in the dark?
16:25No!
16:26There's no monsters, Uncle Ted.
16:28Things just look different in the dark.
16:32Good night, Uncle Ted.
16:34I love you.
16:51Oh, gosh darn things.
16:57Good morning, Uncle Ted Fish.
17:00Good morning, Bobby Fish.
17:02It sure is me camping under water, huh?
17:05I don't know.
17:06I don't think this aquatic living is all it's cracked up to be.
17:09I mean, what's so great about it?
17:11I'd like to hear one good reason.
17:13Uh-oh, I shouldn't have said that.
17:31Oh, come on.
17:39Not even ten-year-old gym socks?
17:41No.
17:42Even garbage trucks or broccoli?
17:44Not even there.
17:46So down here, mommies can't have fish.
17:48Cause they just can't smell stinky oil and piss.
17:52But up above, I don't care if you're friend or foe.
17:55A day in the sun and you got me-o.
17:59Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
18:02Fish don't stink.
18:03Way down under the fish don't stink.
18:07Bobby, you smell something?
18:08I'm down here.
18:09Maybe it's just me.
18:10You mean nothing smells, shark, squid, a nice smelly-
18:13No, hold up, hold up, hold up.
18:15Bobby, get pissed.
18:15Now, Roger's breath is a terrible odor.
18:19Oh, yeah.
18:19Especially now that he's getting older.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:22But underwater, he can come right up to your face.
18:25Go ahead.
18:25I'm telling you, that's the beauty of this place.
18:28It don't stink.
18:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:31Fish don't stink.
18:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:35Sorry I didn't sing Suna.
18:36Oh, that's okay, because you're singing out of tuna.
18:39Ha-ha.
18:40You get it?
18:40You don't get the whole tuna thing, do you?
18:46Thank you, boys.
18:47They're wonderful, wonderful.
18:57What if we ate garlic on our ears and didn't change our underwear?
19:00What if we didn't brush our teeth and wash our hair and take a bath for a year?
19:05Yeah, that'll probably stink.
19:07But that's the only thing because...
19:09Fish don't stink.
19:11Underwater, the fish don't stink.
19:13Oh, sing it, Filet-A-Soul, brother.
19:15Fish don't stink.
19:17Underwater, the fish don't stink.
19:20Come on, Bobby, sing with us.
19:21Okay.
19:22Fish don't stink.
19:24Underwater, the fish don't stink.
19:27Ha-ha.
19:28Take your time!
19:43Hockey Shockers, look out!
19:44The Pioneers never had automatic sprinklers.
19:47Whoa!
19:50Sorry I forgot to tell you about the automatic sprinklers, Ted.
19:53Hey, no problem.
19:55Stuff happens.
19:56No problem, Uncle Ted.
19:58Hey, I know where we can camp out.
20:05Hey, I thought I'd come out and join you.
20:07I didn't think you wanted to camp out with us.
20:10Sure, here.
20:11You can use my sleeping bag.
20:14It's an old one.
20:15Really?
20:17Gee, thanks.
20:18When older brothers want to share, it means they're missing out on the fun.
20:24Well, I figured, like, you could use some tunes, you know?
20:28Hey, speaking of tunes, take a listen to this.
20:33Uncle Ted, it still works.
20:37Someone's camping, my lord, in the yard.
20:42Someone's camping, my lord, in the yard.
20:46Someone's camping, my lord, in the yard.
20:51Oh, my lord, in the yard.
20:55If it wasn't for me, this family wouldn't have any fun at all.
20:59There'll be marshmallows, my lord, in the yard.
21:04There'll be marshmallows, my lord, in the yard.
21:08But there'll be s'mores.
21:09There'll be marshmallows, my lord.
21:13Yo, Bobby, you having a good time camping?
21:15It was lots of fun.
21:17I learned how to sit on marshmallows and swim in a tent.
21:23Wow!
21:23Sounds like Bobby had a great time.
21:25Hope you had a great time.
21:26Oh, maybe you did that 3D thing.
21:28Did you do that?
21:28Well, you ran toward a TV.
21:30Even if you didn't, it was great.
21:31It was a lot of silly things today, huh?
21:33Uncle Ted sitting on marshmallows.
21:34That could only happen on TV.
21:35You gotta be a goofball.
21:36Well, until next time, bye from Bobby's world.
21:39He's sitting in my room.
21:40You gotta be a good boy, huh?
21:41Oh, shit.
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