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02:49Thank you. Good luck in there, guys. I'm sure you'll do great.
02:52We will do great because there are only three applicants.
02:55Well, I hope to see you both at training camp on Monday.
02:58You will because there are only three applicants.
03:04I'll cross my fingers for you.
03:05I'll cross my fingers for you. Well, there's no need. I'll have them crossed.
03:07Well, I wish you wouldn't.
03:11Welcome to training camp. Today marks the start of the hardest two weeks of your life.
03:17Two weeks?
03:18What's the matter with that? Is it too short?
03:19Yeah. In most countries, to become a spy, it would take years.
03:22I don't know what to tell you.
03:25Well, it's fine. Continue.
03:27Okay. So, first, I would like each of you to step forward, say your name, say where you're
03:33from, and then something interesting. Let's start with you.
03:38My name's Michael Anderson. I'm from Christchurch, and, oh, something interesting about me is that
03:43my father is Todd Anderson.
03:45You're Ando's son?
03:46Correct.
03:46Wow, that's awesome.
03:48Yeah.
03:48I mean, he's one of the best spies we've ever had here.
03:51Yeah, he's a legend, right?
03:51You know what? It is an honour to meet you. Thanks.
03:53I always enjoy telling people that I'm his son.
03:56So, next, um, the woman.
04:00My name is Sue Nightingale. I'm from Wellington, and I speak four languages.
04:05Which four?
04:05French, Spanish, Japanese, and English.
04:09French.
04:10Bonjour. Je m'appelle Michael.
04:12Je sais, idiot. Tu viens de dire sa prendre un entendre.
04:16Very cool. Very cool.
04:18Very cool. Well done.
04:20Okay. And you.
04:24My name is Michael Rivera. I'm from Nelson, and...
04:35Uh, something interesting.
04:41Uh, anything?
04:44What is your favourite movie?
04:45I can't think of a movie.
04:47Uh, do you have any pets?
04:49I don't know.
04:50How could you not know that?
04:51Do you like sports?
04:53I'm not sure.
04:54What?
04:54Anything.
04:55I can speak four languages.
04:57It's my one.
04:58You just stole her one.
04:59My dad is Todd Anderson.
05:01No, he's my dad, you piece of shit. Stop stealing our ones.
05:04I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on.
05:05Okay. Well, it seems like you are having some kind of mental...
05:09Problem.
05:10I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to steal your ones. I just... I couldn't think of anything interesting.
05:15Well, that is kind of interesting.
05:17It's not really.
05:18But, um, we should begin.
05:20Let's get spying.
05:24Too late, too late to tell me I've been away with me.
05:32Too far, too far away from me.
05:36Ooh, I'm sure I can do what I can Do with love when we try
05:46Hand with me, too
05:49What's chasing you
05:52Ooh, ooh, ooh
05:54What's chasing you
05:56Ooh, ooh, ooh
06:01Dear Diary
06:03I'm one week into my training
06:05to become a professional spy my fitness is now at an all-time high and i'm very much enjoying my
06:12time here i'm making friends and memories that will last shut the hell up sorry i thought you
06:21were asleep i was you woke me up with your loud talking i was just writing my diary i know
06:25what
06:26you were writing because you were saying it out loud as you were writing it just write it down
06:29you don't need to also say it out loud sorry it's just my diary he knows it's your diary michael
06:36you said dear diary the diary is not the problem it's the fact that you're saying it out loud as
06:41you write it i'm sorry guys i didn't mean to upset you i just i just love my diary
06:47that's okay i'm just glad to hear that you're enjoying yourself because i try to make the
06:52training as fun as possible oh it's been so fun it has been really fun danian it's been fun i
06:58admit
06:58it's been really fun but right now it's three a.m and i want to go to sleep jeez psych
07:03it out
07:04i'm sleeping in the common room oh fun i'll come oh fuck firstly thanks to danian for running a
07:11bloody great course thank you danian thank you michael sue michael good news you all passed
07:19congrats but not all of you can graduate top of the class this year's recipient for the todd
07:25anderson top of the class meatpack is michael yes anderson shit my man
07:37where are you going michael sit back down please
07:53oh close sorry that's okay
08:07unlucky he's ready to see you if you want to get on through one sec okay
08:19ah damn it
08:31hello hello isabel i was wondering do you have any plans this evening no i don't think
08:38so well i was wondering if you would like to go see a movie with me tonight oh that sounds
08:47really fun but i have a boyfriend and he might really good huh really really good what do you
08:55mean he sounds amazing i'm jealous not of him of you he really sounds like boyfriend material
09:02listen i already bought the tickets i want you to take this boyfriend that i've been hearing so much
09:08about and show him a good time i already saw the movie last night i was checking to see if
09:13it's good
09:13trust me it is you'll love it from your pal michael i gotta go to a meeting now
09:23take a look at this
09:27what am i looking at this is a photograph of norman white okay so either the flash on the camera
09:33is way
09:33too bright or this photo is way overexposed turn it over okay i see what you're saying he's the third
09:40richest man in new zealand born in australia moved here as a teenager now he owns an agricultural
09:45supplies empire the man on his right is dennis green i don't know who that is he's the head of
09:50the ais ah okay do you know what that stands for yeah what does it stand for huh what does
09:55it stand
09:56for ais amazing it's the australian intelligence service okay in what world michael does a stand
10:07for amazing sorry i was confused well i was confused when two days ago i received the next photo
10:13so this photo is backwards so i'll just turn it over yes that's dennis green arriving at the
10:20queenstown airport three days ago take a look at the next photo it's white again just joking it's
10:26just back just turn it over that is a house owned by norman white just out of queenstown we believe
10:33dennis green may be staying at the house well what's the head of the amazing australian intelligence
10:37service doing in queenstown amazing is not part of it but that is exactly what we want you to find
10:43out our south island officer will meet you at the hotel you leave in two hours dress worn
11:08mr somerset welcome mr somerset i trust you had an easy journey sorry wrong guy
11:27no i'm pretty sure you're the man i was sent here to meet my name is michael reviera that's not
11:33what
11:33you said michael that's your alias did you have a look at the dossier big time yeah that was a
11:42great
11:43read remind me of your name again i'm misty atwood i'm the agency's south island division anytime you're
11:49on the south island and you need anything i'm your girl my name is michael reviera but you can call
11:55me
11:56just by my first name michael yeah no one really calls me michael reviera in conversation it's it's
12:02faster to just go michael actually while we're here let's go with simon somerset if that's okay
12:09okay that's what your reservation is under got it do you want to say it a few times just really
12:15get
12:15it in your bones no trust me i'm good with names okay well i'll leave you to it then let
12:21me know if
12:21you need anything thank you it was lovely meeting you you too bye see ya
12:39welcome to grand remarkable's hotel sir are you checking in yes please great name
12:47your name sir my name yes i'm not sure not sure no i i said i'm not sean as in
12:56my name is not sean
12:58okay uh well we don't have any reservations under sean good very good maybe could you say some of the
13:06names that do have reservations sure jill sharp david henaday simon somerset that's it simon somerset
13:15okay great and did simon book the room for you no i'm simon somerset you are simon somerset
13:24my name is simon somerset great welcome to the hotel mr somerset you will be staying in room 402
13:36simon somerset thanks you
13:41inspect the bed
13:44check for any bed bugs by which i mean insects and not
13:52microphones i love coming to queenstown for business trip my job importing cars my name is simon somerset
14:08uh
14:09uh
14:14uh
14:16uh
14:16uh
14:38this is Michael hi is mr. Somerset there this is him you just said this is Michael I think
14:46you'll find I said this is my call as in this is my room this is my life this is
14:52my call I'm Simon
14:54Somerset okay a bit of a weird question but did you shoot a gun in your room very interesting
15:00question and to that question I will say I don't think I don't think I did is that everything
15:09no I have a message from your friend in room 208 they'd like to meet you at the bar at
15:13eight o'clock
15:13I'll be there actually one more thing uh could you send someone on my room it's not up to Simon
15:18Somerset standard it looks like maybe a bird got in okay maybe the bird shot a gun
15:40Mr. Somerset Sue I think you're confused I'm Mary Smith that's right and I'm Simon Somerset I know
15:52I said mr. Somerset I'm sorry I'm having a shocker okay here's a plan tomorrow at 0500 hours what is
16:00that normal time 5 a.m. can we just use normal time sure Misty will pick us up at 5
16:06a.m. I just really
16:07struggle with 24-hour time that's fine totally fine as I was saying the three of us will be picked
16:13up at
16:135 a.m. so early yeah it is yeah wait did you say three of us mm-hmm yes who's
16:20the third me numb nuts
16:24don't call me that why not you are one you both please shut up okay the plan is all three
16:31of us
16:31will be picked up at 0500 hours we don't know what that means 5 a.m. will be picked up
16:36at 5 a.m. say
16:38that then what huh continue we'll drive 45 minutes into the mountains we'll park up at a viewpoint and
16:50from there the two of you will take off on your skis it'll take you 20 minutes to reach the
16:57valley
16:57where the houses Anderson you'll set up camp somewhere with a good view of the house and then
17:07Michael you're on your own enter the house and find anything you can we need to find out what the
17:14Australians are doing in New Zealand yeah I'm fine sure no I'm all good I think he fell over okay
17:41I
17:42think are you okay mate I'm all good just get these back on and I'll be I'll be off okay
17:48I'm good
17:49back to it then I'm fine is he hurt I I I don't really want to ask
18:08hey numb nuts there's a guard on you in like five seconds who are you talking to this way you
18:18head
18:19against the wall can you guys please shut up Anderson can you see any open windows there's
18:31actually a door open on the balcony Michael can you climb up to the balcony I can try there's a
18:38ladder
18:48I'm in what do you see I think I'm in a bedroom yeah then yeah I'm pretty sure you're in
18:56a bedroom
18:56shut up I'm gonna look out okay Anderson don't shut up Anderson Michael tell him you don't want him to
19:13shut up do you want him to shut up you need a lookout this is so dangerous sorry that's okay
19:29right now the target is the foreign minister of India Swarun Danaraj foreign minister of India
19:37he's arriving in Christchurch tomorrow for the world unity games we send him one of our best men
19:44Magnus Magnus Michael how you getting on really good luckily this keyhole is massive honestly I have
19:52never seen a keyhole this big hold it right there tell me you've ever seen a keyhole that big put
20:00your
20:00hands up okay but you've got to admit that is an abnormally large keyhole have you seen the key I
20:06would love to see the key shut up there is a guard and he is pointing a gun at me
20:12who are you talking to
20:13I have a radio earpiece in see
20:19ow you okay yeah I just I think he threw his earpiece at someone Anderson can you see anything
20:27Anderson Anderson you better frickin not still be shutting up I will kill you okay okay
20:37no I can't see him Michael
20:43Michael no sign of him Michael come in
20:50I can see him
20:53well what's happening he's running out of the house but he's being chased
21:00he's now whacking a guy with his ski poles
21:07he's back on the move but he's got company
21:11what do you mean there's a guard in pursuit
21:18the guard is armed
21:32freeze turn around
21:41who are you
21:44Me?
21:45Yeah.
21:47My name is...
21:49Are you trying to think up a fake name?
21:51No.
21:52Well, it seems like you are.
21:54Well, I'm not.
21:55Okay?
21:56My name...
21:59is...
22:00Simon.
22:03Is that her name?
22:04Oh, uh...
22:09Somerset.
22:10Simon Somerset.
22:28Oh, wow.
22:30Holy smokes.
22:31You're bleeding.
22:35Are you okay?
22:39Oh.
22:59Is Michael okay?
23:01He's fainted, and he's rolling down the hill.
23:04He fell over.
23:05He's still falling.
23:08It's kind of crazy.
23:11The momentum.
23:17Is he...
23:18Has he stopped?
23:20He's actually still falling.
23:23Okay.
23:25Uh...
23:26Is...
23:27Is it like a bad fall, or...?
23:29It's almost turned into a sliding situation.
23:33More of a slide.
23:35Um...
23:38Yes.
23:40Mr.
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