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Cast: Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Margaret Dumont, Eve Arden, Nat Pendleton, Kenny Baker, Florence Rice
Director: Edward Buzzell
Synopsis: A young man turns his back on the fortune he inherited from his aunt to join the circus where his girlfriend works. When the owner steals the money, the young man turns to the Marx Brothers.
Director: Edward Buzzell
Synopsis: A young man turns his back on the fortune he inherited from his aunt to join the circus where his girlfriend works. When the owner steals the money, the young man turns to the Marx Brothers.
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00:00:03The End
00:02:34Point, killer.
00:04:17And now the mighty Goliath will catch three 100-pound balls shot from cannon.
00:05:02That's it.
00:05:06Mr. Carter. Where's Mr. Carter?
00:05:08Mr. Carter. Hello, Joe. What's new?
00:05:10Don't tell me now. I got to know time. I got to find a Mr. Carter.
00:05:13Hello, Nick. How's the wife? Tell me later. I'm in a hurry. I got to find a Mr. Carter.
00:05:16Hello, Sam. And that's all.
00:05:20You see, Jeff, I'm in kind of a jam.
00:05:23Hey, Mr. Carter.
00:05:23Just a minute, Tony. Something's come up.
00:05:26I've got to have the 10,000 I loaned you.
00:05:28But it isn't due until Saturday night.
00:05:30That's right, Jeff.
00:05:31But unless you have it for me, I'm afraid I'll have to take the circus over to raise the money.
00:05:35I'm in an awful spot.
00:05:36Well, that won't be necessary, John. I'll have your money for you tonight.
00:05:39You'll what?
00:05:40Hey, Mr. Carter.
00:05:41Shut up. I'm talking. Did you say tonight?
00:05:44Yes. With today's receipts, I'll have enough to pay you off.
00:05:46I'll give you your money on the circus train tonight.
00:05:51That's fine.
00:05:52Now, if you please, Mr. Carter.
00:05:54What is it?
00:05:55Can I have a month off next August?
00:05:56What for?
00:05:57Well, you see, I just got a word from my lawyer. He got me a divorce.
00:06:00And one month every year, I went to the custody of my wife's parents.
00:06:04Take it up with Mr. Wilson.
00:06:10What's the matter, boss? That Carter, he making trouble for you?
00:06:12Well, he's doing the best he can.
00:06:14But don't you worry about it, Tony.
00:06:16You know what I say.
00:06:17Whenever you've got a business trouble, the best thing to do is to get a lawyer.
00:06:20Then you've got more trouble, but at least you have a lawyer.
00:06:22Thanks, Tony.
00:06:23You can count on me, boss.
00:06:25I ain't got nothing, but you can always have half.
00:06:29Oh, Jeff.
00:06:31He's in plenty trouble.
00:06:36Trouble.
00:06:37Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble.
00:06:39Trouble.
00:06:43This will bring him pretty quick.
00:06:45This a straight wire?
00:06:46Yeah, I think I bent it a little.
00:06:56Let's see now.
00:06:57Hey, what's the idea of reading on my telegram?
00:06:59Well, I've got to count the words, don't I?
00:07:02All right.
00:07:04Ten words, 55 cents.
00:07:0555 cents.
00:07:06Hey, you got something a little cheaper?
00:07:08Well, we've got regular form telegrams for congratulations.
00:07:10That's 25 cents.
00:07:12Well, that's a fine.
00:07:12Then send them congratulations.
00:07:13He's just got a big case.
00:07:14Sorry, congratulatory messages apply only to special occasions.
00:07:18Huh?
00:07:19For example, suppose somebody gets married.
00:07:21That's a quarter.
00:07:23It ain't worth it.
00:07:24No, I mean, suppose your sister had a baby.
00:07:27You'd send her a telegram.
00:07:28What for?
00:07:29She'd know it.
00:07:31Come on, now please have taken my telegram.
00:07:32Here's the two bits.
00:07:33Come on.
00:07:58That's right, Antonio.
00:07:59Don't let anybody on except the truth.
00:08:01I've got a lot of money on the train tonight, so we've got to be careful.
00:08:03I watch it like a hawk, boss.
00:08:05Remember, nobody gets on the train unless he's got a badge.
00:08:07You bet that nobody gets onto the train unless they got a badge.
00:08:10Hey, Miss Julie, she's in there.
00:08:13Tony, you're a very valuable man.
00:08:21Hello, Julie.
00:08:22Coffee and donuts, a la carte.
00:08:24Jeff, I'm terribly sorry to read that you read about it.
00:08:26What kind of donuts do you want?
00:08:27The best.
00:08:28Well, you seem pretty chipper for a boy that's just kissed a fortune goodbye.
00:08:33Julie, it's been a tough struggle, but the circus is finally showing a profit.
00:08:36And tonight I'm paying Carter the money I owe you.
00:08:38Jeff, why, that's wonderful.
00:08:40Now the show will be all yours again, free and clear.
00:08:43You turned me down before because you said I had enough obligations without a wife.
00:08:46Now the only thing standing in the way of our getting married is you.
00:08:49I don't know why I let you keep on stalling me.
00:08:51It must be crazy.
00:08:52I ought to see a doctor.
00:08:53Hey, give me a doctor.
00:08:55What's the matter?
00:08:55You ain't tasted it yet.
00:09:00Jeff Wilson, any young man as stubborn as you are should be taught a lesson.
00:09:03And I guess it's up to me to do the teaching.
00:09:07When are we getting married?
00:09:09When?
00:09:10Was I hearing things, Julie?
00:09:11Did you really mean what you said?
00:09:13Every word of it, darling.
00:09:14Oh, we'll be married tonight.
00:09:15Oh, no, we can't tonight.
00:09:16There isn't time.
00:09:17Well, we'll be married tomorrow.
00:09:19Do you hear, Julie?
00:09:20Tomorrow.
00:09:20Tomorrow.
00:09:23Two blind loves, two blind loves, do we know what we're doing?
00:09:33Two blind loves, don't know what month it is or the time of day, don't know if we're
00:09:43in Brooklyn or in Mandalay, I only know the sun started to shine the day that I looked into
00:09:55your eyes and you looked into mine.
00:10:00Two blind loves, babes in the wood, we've got it all so bad, but isn't it good?
00:10:34Two blind loves, two blind loves, do we know what we're doing?
00:10:41Two blind loves, do we know what we're doing?
00:10:44Two blind loves, don't know from appetite, don't know fish from steak, don't know if it's
00:10:55a donut or a wedding cake.
00:10:58I only know the sun started to shine the day that I looked into your eyes and you looked
00:11:09into mine.
00:11:12Two blind loves, babes in the wood, we've got it all so bad, but isn't it good?
00:11:27Two blind loves, babes in the wood, we're on a bumpy road, it's true, but heaven is in view.
00:11:38Two blind loves, babes in the wood, we're on a bumpy road, it's true, but heaven is in view.
00:11:55I got a badge.
00:11:56Oh, sure, Jeff.
00:11:57Okay.
00:12:01Hey mister, 1875.
00:12:041875, that's what I thought.
00:12:06The 1940 models run much smoother.
00:12:09I know you'll think I'm on a scavenger hunt, but I'm looking for Antonio Ferrelli.
00:12:13Mr. Loophole, I'm sure glad to see you.
00:12:15Well, Tony, you old war horn.
00:12:18I haven't seen you since I stopped taking Scotts Emulsion.
00:12:21You know, I was afraid you wasn't going to get here in time.
00:12:24There, you see, another minute and you missed the train.
00:12:26But now that you're here, everything's going to be all right.
00:12:29Hey, this is a big case.
00:12:30You're going to make lots of money.
00:12:32This is your lucky day, boss.
00:12:34I'll say it is.
00:12:34I don't know what the trouble is, but I'll straighten it out in no time.
00:12:37Well, see you inside.
00:12:40Would you mind holding that train still while I try to mount it?
00:12:42I'm sorry, boss, nobody gets on the train unless they got a badge.
00:12:46Badge?
00:12:46The badge, yeah.
00:12:47Oh, badge.
00:12:48Oh, you mean my Lone Ranger badge.
00:12:50Sorry, they took it back, I stopped eating the cereal.
00:12:57Now let me see your badge.
00:12:58Well, I, I just haven't.
00:12:59You no got on the badge.
00:13:01Quiet, the engineer may be eavesdropping.
00:13:04Well, the circus is certainly lucky to have you for a watchdog.
00:13:07You old badger, you.
00:13:08Hey, where you going?
00:13:11I'm going to the laundry and get ironed out.
00:13:13I'm rough dry now.
00:13:15Hey, hey, come here.
00:13:17I got an idea.
00:13:18You know my boss, Jeff Wilson?
00:13:20He owns the circus.
00:13:21He might give you a badge.
00:13:22Say, that's fast thinking.
00:13:23I'll see Mr. Wilson, he'll give me a badge and I'll get on the train.
00:13:26Fine.
00:13:26Now, where is Mr. Wilson?
00:13:27He's on the train.
00:13:29On the train?
00:13:30You know, it was awfully nice of you floating this case my way.
00:13:33Ha, it's a nothing.
00:13:34You know, if you hadn't sent for me, I'd probably be home now in a nice warm bedroom, in a
00:13:38comfortable bed with a hot toddy.
00:13:41Huh?
00:13:41That's a drink.
00:13:42That's a too bad.
00:13:43You know, if it was up to me, I'd let you on the train like that.
00:13:46Oh.
00:13:46Yeah, but it's not up to me.
00:13:48No, but it's up to my ankles.
00:13:50Hey, tadpole, you better get out of the water.
00:13:52You're going to get wet.
00:13:53Oh, nonsense.
00:13:54If I was any drier, I'd drown.
00:13:56You better get out of the darkness, my friend.
00:13:58Friend?
00:13:59Sure you, my friend.
00:14:00My very best friend.
00:14:02First friend.
00:14:15Hey, tadpole, where's your badge?
00:14:18OK.
00:14:20Hey, Celia?
00:14:21Where's your badge?
00:14:25OK.
00:14:31I know, what do you think? Even the sealers got a badge.
00:14:34And just to think, because orders is orders, I can't let them, my best friend, on the train.
00:14:39All right, I take a chance. I don't care if I lose my job.
00:14:43I'm gonna give you a badge. I'm gonna give you my badge.
00:14:47But I promise, you no tell, you swear.
00:14:50They'll never get anything out of me unless they use a pump.
00:14:53Last chance. All aboard.
00:14:55Aren't you gonna wait for Noah?
00:14:57Right this way.
00:14:58Just a minute, brother. Have you got a badge?
00:15:01Of course, naturally. Don't you know no one gets on the train unless he has a badge?
00:15:05Hey, what are you, a wise guy? That's the last year's badge. Get away.
00:15:25Fire is requested for the benefit of those who haven't retired.
00:15:57No one gets on the train.
00:17:48Excuse me a minute, will you, Julie?
00:17:49I've got some business to tend to.
00:17:51I'll be back in a minute.
00:17:55You thought you had him up against a wall, didn't you?
00:17:57If he pays you off tonight, you're through.
00:18:00Yeah?
00:18:00Well, he hasn't paid me off yet.
00:18:03Professor.
00:18:04Professor.
00:18:05Yes, sir.
00:18:06Let's go.
00:18:25Hey, this Leupold, he's a smart lawyer.
00:18:28Maybe he figured a way out how to fire the strong man.
00:18:31Then you'll be the stronger man.
00:18:37That's a fine.
00:18:39That's a fine appointment.
00:18:40Hey, lawyer, you dressed yet?
00:18:42Well, after a fashion.
00:18:43And a pretty old fashion.
00:18:44And I wish I had an old fashion.
00:18:46Hey, told you I'd get you some nice clothes, huh?
00:18:48It takes a magician to get into this coat.
00:18:50Yeah, that's who I took it from, a magician.
00:18:52Well, let's not split hairs.
00:18:53I'm sick of the whole thing, and I'm going home.
00:18:55Hey, this is a big case.
00:18:56This is a big circus.
00:18:58You're going to get a big fee.
00:18:59Fee?
00:19:00Sure.
00:19:00Tony, you're not only thoroughly detestable, but you're cute.
00:19:03Then are we friends again?
00:19:04Well, after an old fashion.
00:19:06I'd like you should meet the boss.
00:19:07Well, well, Mr. Wilson, mighty glad to make your acquaintance.
00:19:10Always wanted to meet you, sir.
00:19:12Think you're the greatest circus honus as P.T. Barnum.
00:19:15Isn't it a P.T. we never met before?
00:19:17Hello, Paul.
00:19:18Answer not the boss.
00:19:19He isn't?
00:19:20No.
00:19:21Well, he should be.
00:19:22He's the executive type.
00:19:24I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head, and not in mine.
00:19:27Well, where is the boss?
00:19:29Hey, Parchi, what do you do?
00:19:30Hey, what are you doing there?
00:19:31Say, either my coat is inhabited or I'm inhibited.
00:19:35There he goes.
00:19:36Don't worry, he'll come back.
00:19:37He's a homing pigeon.
00:19:38Fine, I'll keep a light burning in my pocket.
00:19:40But where's the boss?
00:19:41Come on, and we'll find him.
00:19:47Folks!
00:19:47I want you to meet my pal.
00:19:49My best friend.
00:19:50What's your name again?
00:19:52Loophol.
00:19:53Glad to know you.
00:19:54It's your pleasure.
00:19:55Ah, this meeting brings back memories.
00:19:57Childhood days, lemonade, romance.
00:19:58My life was wrapped around the circus.
00:20:01Her name was Lydia.
00:20:03I met her at the World's Fair in 1900, marked down from 1940.
00:20:06Ah, Lydia.
00:20:07She was the most glorious creature under the sun.
00:20:20Oh, Lydia.
00:20:30Oh, Lydia.
00:20:31Oh, Lydia.
00:20:31Say, have you met Lydia?
00:20:33Lydia, the tattooed lady.
00:20:36She has eyes that folks adore so, and a torso, even more so.
00:20:42Lydia, oh, Lydia.
00:20:43That encyclopedia.
00:20:45Oh, Lydia, the queen of tattoo.
00:20:47On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.
00:20:51Beside it, the wreck of the Hesperus, too.
00:20:54And proudly above waves, the red, white, and blue.
00:20:57You can learn a lot from Lydia.
00:21:00La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
00:21:05la.
00:21:06When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world.
00:21:09If you step up and tell her where.
00:21:12For a dime, you can see, Kankakee or Paris or Washington Crossy the Delaware.
00:21:18La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
00:21:23Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
00:21:27Oh, Lydia, the tattooed lady
00:21:30When our muscles start relaxin'
00:21:33Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
00:21:36Lydia, oh, Lydia, that encyclopedia
00:21:39Oh, Lydia, the queen of them all
00:21:41For to bit she will do a mazooka in jazz
00:21:45With a view of Niagara that nobody has
00:21:48And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz
00:21:51You can learn a lot from Lydia
00:21:53La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
00:22:00Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso
00:22:02Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
00:22:05Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
00:22:09Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on
00:22:17Here is Drogo Whalen unveiling the Trilon, Over on the west coast we have Treasure Island
00:22:24Here is Nudjinski doing the robot, is her social security number
00:22:36Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia, that encyclopedia
00:22:40Oh, Lydia, the champ of the moon
00:22:42She once swept an admiral clear off his feet
00:22:46The ship's on her hips made his heart skip a beat
00:22:49And now the old boy's in command of the fleet
00:22:52For he went and married Lydia
00:22:54I said, Lydia
00:22:56He said, Lydia
00:22:58I said, Lydia
00:22:59We said, Lydia
00:23:14You make a pretty good banker, Gibraltar
00:23:49Jeff's in the next car with the gorilla
00:23:51They should be very happy together
00:23:53Hey, Jeff, are you here?
00:23:55Hey, boss, what's the matter?
00:23:56What happened here?
00:23:57Here, he's playing up here
00:23:58Take the other side, I'll take this side
00:24:00Come on, I'll let him
00:24:01Put him down here in the trunk, eh?
00:24:03That's it
00:24:04Hey, somebody hit him
00:24:05I'm all right
00:24:07Who's this?
00:24:08I got an alibi
00:24:09I wasn't here
00:24:10It's a lucky thing you were hit tonight
00:24:11He's a lawyer
00:24:12Feeling better, Mr. Wilson?
00:24:14It's gone
00:24:14What?
00:24:15It's been stolen, my $10,000
00:24:17$10,000?
00:24:18That man's hurt bad
00:24:19Stand back and get mad
00:24:21You lose the $10,000?
00:24:22He didn't lose it, it was stolen
00:24:24I gotta get that money back, and quick
00:24:25Hey, never mind the $10,000
00:24:27You go to bed
00:24:28He's right for once
00:24:29Come on, let me help you, huh?
00:24:30Here, come on
00:24:31I'll take you through in, huh?
00:24:33Oh, hey, Jeff
00:24:34We stand here
00:24:35We find the money
00:24:36Hey, Punchy
00:24:37We gotta find the Jeff's money
00:24:39Look, we do like the detectives
00:24:41We re-destruct the crime
00:24:42All right
00:24:43Now pay attention
00:24:45I'm a Jeff
00:24:46You're the crook
00:24:47Oh, it's just acting
00:24:48You know what I mean, acting?
00:24:52Hey, what do you call it?
00:24:53What do you call it?
00:24:54Hey, Punchy, look out!
00:24:55Punchy, that's an old act
00:24:58You crazy
00:25:00We act out of the case
00:25:01Like they do in the police station
00:25:03Now, you've been in the police station
00:25:06Wondered
00:25:0750 cents the reward for jaywalking
00:25:0950 cents
00:25:10You see, crime doesn't pay
00:25:12All right, now look, Punchy
00:25:13I come in
00:25:15You follow me
00:25:16I don't know you're there
00:25:19Now, I take out of my money
00:25:21I count it
00:25:22What happens?
00:25:24Punchy, that's a matter for you
00:25:25All right, then we change it
00:25:27This time, you're Jeff
00:25:29I'm with the crook
00:25:30That's all right
00:25:32This is the time I'm the crook
00:25:34Punchy
00:25:35I'd better break this case
00:25:36Before you break my head
00:25:37All right, I'll solve this case for myself
00:25:39Now, you stand there
00:25:40You watch me
00:25:42I'm a Jeff
00:25:43I take out of my money
00:25:44I count it
00:25:46Now, what happened?
00:25:48Oh!
00:25:50Now, you've got nothing to worry about, Mr. Wilson
00:25:53With the thief on the train
00:25:54And the legal eagle on the case
00:25:55The money is practically in your pocket
00:25:58Just, uh, keep an eye on your pocket
00:26:03Oh, oh, oh, no, you don't
00:26:05Oh, but I've got to
00:26:06Oh, no, there's no use talking, Jeff
00:26:07Money or no money
00:26:09You're not going to get up
00:26:10But you don't understand
00:26:11If that thief gets away with that $10,000
00:26:13I lose everything
00:26:14Sorry, but there's nothing you can do about it now
00:26:16You've got to get some sleep
00:26:17And in the morning, you'll feel a lot better
00:26:19Yes, and a lot poorer
00:26:21Does it matter?
00:26:23Did you get anything?
00:26:24Yes, a bump on the head
00:26:26How can you tell?
00:26:27Hey, you know what I think?
00:26:29The guy who hit Jeff on the head and knocked him out
00:26:30Didn't like him
00:26:31Don't let's jump at concussions
00:26:33Does anybody around here look suspicious aside from you?
00:26:36Mr. Carter, the manager
00:26:37He's a bit of making trouble
00:26:39Carter, eh?
00:26:39Yeah, but he no steal of the money
00:26:41He's too smart for that
00:26:42You know who I think is steal of the money?
00:26:44His friend, Goliath
00:26:45He's a dumb
00:26:46Well, the legal eagle is on his track
00:26:48And if he's guilty, he'll have to prove it
00:26:49At what?
00:26:56Hey, you said you was on Goliath's track
00:26:59Well, this is a detour
00:27:00I'll grill her until she's well done
00:27:02She must know something
00:27:02Even if it isn't about the case
00:27:06She's innocent
00:27:07Now then, where's Goliath?
00:27:09In the next car
00:27:09Where is it?
00:27:12Here it is
00:27:13But I think I ought to tell you
00:27:14You'll tell me nothing
00:27:14It's my job to get the facts
00:27:16This fellow will face
00:27:17The shrewd, relentless grilling
00:27:18Of the juggernaut of justice
00:27:20The chasen over the courthouse
00:27:21The black stone of the barroom
00:27:23Now watch the eagle swoop down
00:27:26Who is there?
00:27:27You'll find out, my fine-feathered felon
00:27:29Oh, do it
00:27:31Goliath?
00:27:31I'll get to the bottom of this
00:27:33Thrill?
00:27:34Wrong room
00:27:34I'm Goliath
00:27:36Who are you?
00:27:36Me?
00:27:37Oh, just a little nobody who wears glasses
00:27:39I can hardly see a lick
00:27:40Who is this guy?
00:27:42That's a Mr. Leupold
00:27:42He's a lawyer
00:27:43A lawyer?
00:27:44Isn't that silly?
00:27:45I've been disbarred for years
00:27:46I can show you my cancelled diploma
00:27:49Smart car, hmm?
00:27:51How would you like I should break you in two?
00:27:54Could I file separate income taxes?
00:27:57Just what do you want?
00:27:58Well, frankly, Mr. Goliath
00:28:00When I see a wrong done
00:28:01I can't rest until it's righted
00:28:02That's all
00:28:02And so, well
00:28:04I brought Tony here to
00:28:05To apologize, that's what
00:28:07Tony?
00:28:07I want you to tell this
00:28:09This lovable chap
00:28:10That you're sorry
00:28:10All right, Mr. Goliath
00:28:12I'm sorry you knocked out
00:28:13Jeff Wilson
00:28:14And stole his money
00:28:28This coat is haunted
00:28:30Maybe I'm Captain Flagg
00:28:36He's as innocent as a newborn babe
00:28:37And much bigger
00:28:38Well, that's sentence
00:28:39Now we've got to look for a new suspect
00:28:41Yes, and a new lawyer
00:28:42Hey, you're not going to quit
00:28:43As of now
00:28:44Yeah, but this guy, Goliath
00:28:46Don't be afraid of him
00:28:47He's a muscle bound
00:28:47Yes, and I'm homeward bound
00:28:49How are we going to get it back
00:28:50Jeff's $10,000?
00:28:51It's very easy
00:28:52Offer reward of $15,000
00:28:53Easy, easy
00:28:54Sure
00:29:06Did I frighten you, Mr. Leopold?
00:29:08No, nothing ever frightens me
00:29:13I used to take rumble lessons by mail
00:29:15Every time I hear the whistle
00:29:16I think it's the postman
00:29:17With another lesson
00:29:18Jeff has finally fallen asleep
00:29:19So I came looking for you
00:29:21Has anything developed?
00:29:22No, everything's under control
00:29:23Except my pulse
00:29:24Well, you'll never know
00:29:25How grateful Jeff is
00:29:25For what you're doing
00:29:26Oh, there's nothing at all
00:29:28You know
00:29:29If you can straighten this out
00:29:30It'll mean a great deal to
00:29:31Well, to both of us
00:29:33Both of you?
00:29:35Oh, I get it
00:29:36You and Jeff
00:29:37Jeff and you
00:29:39Ah, young love
00:29:40A maiden distress
00:29:41Fear not, my lady
00:29:42A loophole never desights
00:29:44A sinking ship
00:29:45Even if it's a train
00:29:46Thank you
00:29:47I'll have this case
00:29:48Straightened out before sunrise
00:29:49Before the rooster crows
00:29:50Before this flower fades
00:29:52Here, my lady
00:29:56If we only had the clue
00:29:58I don't need a lawyer
00:29:59All we need is a clue
00:30:02What's the matter?
00:30:03Now I know smoke of this brain
00:30:04I gotta find the clue
00:30:06What are you doing?
00:30:09I know
00:30:10You smoke of the cigar
00:30:11You knock yourself out
00:30:12But that's no good
00:30:13I gotta find the clue
00:30:14Where I find the clue
00:30:16Huh?
00:30:21Gibraltar?
00:30:22Hey, you crazy
00:30:23Gibraltar no smoke of cigars
00:30:25I gotta find the clue
00:30:26Now where I put
00:30:30There's a head
00:30:30I'd like to have
00:30:31Over my fireplace
00:30:34I got it
00:30:35A fractured skull
00:30:36I trust
00:30:37No, a clue
00:30:38A clue?
00:30:40Yeah
00:30:40Once he find the cigar
00:30:41Right where Jeff was knocked out
00:30:42Great
00:30:43Now then
00:30:43Who on this train
00:30:44Smokes cigars?
00:30:46Or heavy underwear?
00:30:47I know
00:30:48Astronoman, a Goliath
00:30:49Oh, nonsense
00:30:50It wouldn't be him
00:30:51His public wouldn't like it
00:30:52Well, we gotta think
00:30:53Of somebody else
00:30:54Wait, I got him this time
00:30:56The midget
00:30:56A midget?
00:30:57Yeah
00:30:57A small midget?
00:30:58A smaller midget
00:31:01That's our man
00:31:02Are you sure?
00:31:03Can you prove
00:31:04That he's the one
00:31:05That smoking the cigar?
00:31:06We'll compare smells
00:31:07And if they're alike
00:31:07This is the rope
00:31:08That'll hang him
00:31:09Adieu
00:31:12Adieu
00:31:13Now, why don't you
00:31:14You stay outside
00:31:14Let RuPaul do the talking
00:31:16And you keep quiet
00:31:16See that you remember that
00:31:18Shh
00:31:19Now, all we got for a clue
00:31:20Is the cigar bud
00:31:21So I'll trap him
00:31:22Into offering us
00:31:23One of his cigars
00:31:23Now, if his cigar matches
00:31:25This one
00:31:25He's unquestionably guilty
00:31:26That's right
00:31:27Now, we mustn't let
00:31:28Arm over after
00:31:28All right, that won't say anything
00:31:29I know that
00:31:30But don't talk either
00:31:31Shut up
00:31:32Shut up
00:31:37What do you want?
00:31:38Oh, sure
00:31:39We come in if you insist
00:31:41Is this a friend of yours?
00:31:42I should say not
00:31:42He's a lawyer
00:31:44Oh, yeah?
00:31:45Yeah, what?
00:31:46Why?
00:31:47Do you want to make
00:31:47Anything out of it?
00:31:48Try to bully me
00:31:49I'll lick you
00:31:49The best day you ever had
00:31:50What brings you here?
00:31:52Oh, nothing important
00:31:52We just want to trap you
00:31:54Into a confession
00:31:56Confession?
00:31:57I swear, Geinstein
00:31:58That's what I call
00:31:58Using strategy
00:31:59I know my stuff, eh?
00:32:01It's kind of late
00:32:02To be visiting, isn't it?
00:32:03Well, we just happened
00:32:04To be passing your house
00:32:05And we saw a firefly
00:32:06Burning in your window
00:32:08Did you lose this?
00:32:11Why, no
00:32:11I didn't lose it
00:32:12Where'd you find it?
00:32:13Never mind that
00:32:14Are these your teeth prints?
00:32:16No
00:32:16Well, Tony
00:32:17I guess we're licked
00:32:18I guess so, boss
00:32:19The man is undoubtedly innocent
00:32:21Well, no hard feelings
00:32:23Oh, none at all
00:32:23Let's shake on it
00:32:26By the way, eh
00:32:27I'm all out of smokes
00:32:29Do you happen to have
00:32:29A spare cigar on you?
00:32:31Here
00:32:32I got one
00:32:34I got one for you, too
00:32:35And for myself
00:32:37Thanks, sir
00:32:37Let me get your light
00:32:41Why don't you trade your head
00:32:42On a bowling ball
00:32:43Don't you realize
00:32:43That I'm trying to get
00:32:44Incriminating evidence
00:32:45Now, let's smoke these up
00:32:46Quickly
00:32:46And then I'll ask him
00:32:47For one of his cigars
00:32:48Go on, boys
00:32:54No, thanks
00:32:55Bad luck
00:32:55Three on a midget
00:32:57Ah, that's a superstish
00:32:59Is anybody gonna match?
00:33:07I asked for a match
00:33:07Not a forest fire
00:33:08Hey, what's going on here, anyway?
00:33:14Oh, by the way
00:33:15Do you happen to have
00:33:16A spare cigar on you?
00:33:17Hey
00:33:17I think I got one
00:33:19Yeah
00:33:20You're a big help, you are
00:33:23I'll clean up this cage
00:33:24If you'll keep quiet
00:33:27Last time I saw that match
00:33:28There was apples growing on them
00:33:30Oh, you got the apples, too, eh?
00:33:34Hey
00:33:35You know hitting Jeff on the head
00:33:36And stealing his money
00:33:37That ain't playing ball
00:33:39I'll bet your father
00:33:40Spent the first year of your life
00:33:41Throwing rocks at the stork
00:33:42Yeah
00:33:42I know how to get rid of you
00:33:43Smoke one of your own cigars
00:33:45Hey, I don't think I got anymore
00:33:47Good, what a break
00:33:48Now I'll make him confess
00:33:52Oh, by the way
00:33:54Do you happen to have
00:33:55A spare cigar on you?
00:33:56Hey, wait a minute
00:33:57I find one
00:34:00It's the last one I got
00:34:01But you can hack
00:34:02Oh, I couldn't think of it
00:34:03I couldn't think of taking
00:34:04Your last cigar
00:34:05Oh, go ahead
00:34:06It's all right
00:34:07Well, I've carried money at torch
00:34:09But never on such a large scale
00:34:12Do you realize
00:34:13If Jeff had been hit a little harder
00:34:14The charge would have been murder
00:34:15Pronounce murder
00:34:19Yes, a murder
00:34:21How would you like to go to Sing Sing
00:34:22And get her the high chair?
00:34:24You better not lay a hand on me
00:34:25You ain't the law
00:34:26You're right
00:34:26We haven't got anything on you
00:34:28Okay, anyone can make a mistake
00:34:30No hard feelings
00:34:31No, no, not at all
00:34:32Let's shake on it
00:34:33Oh, let's smoke on it, eh?
00:34:37Oh, heck
00:34:38I seem to be all out of cigars
00:34:41You don't happen to have
00:34:43A spare cheroot on you, do you?
00:34:44Hey, I find one more
00:34:46Are you lucky
00:34:47I thought this cigar was in my other suit
00:34:50I wish you were in your other suit
00:34:51And your other suit was being pressed
00:34:52No, mangled
00:34:54Just to remember
00:34:55This isn't my other suit
00:34:57Hey, you know these cigars are important
00:34:59They're hard to get
00:35:00I haven't had any trouble getting them
00:35:02Not with that plantation under your vest
00:35:05Hey, boss
00:35:06You're not getting any evidence
00:35:07No, but I'm getting tobacco heart
00:35:09You better tell the truth
00:35:10Half the truth
00:35:11And nothing but the truth
00:35:14Achoo!
00:35:17I told you to eat cornflakes for breakfast
00:35:19Not the goldenrod
00:35:20Yeah, yeah
00:35:21Who are you guys trying to wreck my house?
00:35:23Wait till the finance company sees this furniture
00:35:25Are you gonna get her?
00:35:26You fellas got no right
00:35:27Come here raising such a rumbus
00:35:29I don't wear no rumbus
00:35:31I'm gonna sue you
00:35:32Say, we need a good lawyer
00:35:33I'm your man
00:35:34Chief of loophole
00:35:36Hold it, hold it
00:35:44Oh, it's all right
00:35:45Achoo!
00:35:47I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:35:49I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:35:53I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:35:58I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:01I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:03I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:06I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:07I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:08I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:08I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:09I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:09I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:10I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:10I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:13I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:16I stand in the rain and he's sneezing
00:36:38They can't be mine
00:36:40No, that's definite, they're not mine
00:36:42Go away
00:36:43What? Go out from under your life?
00:36:44Get away
00:36:46Playing piggyback at my age
00:36:48You're the prettiest millstone I ever had around my neck
00:36:50You fool
00:36:51We'll be very happy together
00:36:53If my back holds out
00:36:54Put me down
00:36:55Hey, Mr. Loophole, have you met Peelous Pauline?
00:36:57No, why, how do you do?
00:36:59Put me down, you fool
00:37:00Well, reluctantly
00:37:02All right, let her go
00:37:03Careful, man, you're talking of the woman I love
00:37:05Yeah, well, Carter loves her too
00:37:06She's his girl
00:37:07Hey, I just thought of something
00:37:09Maybe Carter knows something about the stolen money
00:37:11And if Pauline's his girl, maybe she knows her something too
00:37:14Well, if she doesn't, it'll be fun teaching her
00:37:18Legal Eagle
00:37:24Here it is, babe
00:37:26The whole ten grand
00:37:29Why don't you quit that while I'm talking to you?
00:37:32I gotta break in these new shoes
00:37:33I nearly fell today
00:37:35Well, break them in some other time
00:37:37Hey, I'll take care of this money
00:37:39I think that lawyer suspects me
00:37:40And I don't want to have it on me
00:37:44Pauline
00:37:46There he is
00:37:47I bet he's up to something
00:37:49Go on, get out of here
00:37:50I'll handle him
00:37:51Well, be careful
00:37:52And find out if he knows anything
00:37:54It's me
00:37:54Or it's I
00:37:55Well, at any rate, it's one of us
00:37:57Come in
00:37:58Pauline
00:37:59Are you home?
00:38:01What do you want?
00:38:03If this is a spirit reading, I'd like something good in the 4th at Belmont
00:38:06Hello, brown eyes
00:38:07Hello, brown
00:38:08Oh, say
00:38:10You're up early today, aren't you, huh?
00:38:13You're like a beautiful chandelier
00:38:15I'd like to be around when you get lit up
00:38:17What brings you here?
00:38:18Oh, lots of reasons
00:38:2010,000 reasons
00:38:22What are you doing?
00:38:23Oh, don't mind me
00:38:24I'm just a talent scout for Alcatraz
00:38:32Let me phrase it more delicately
00:38:34Where were you when Jeff got popped on the conch and clipped for his role, babe?
00:38:38Why, Mr. Loophole, surely you don't think that I had it
00:38:40He can, no
00:38:42Anyone who looks at you can see that you're not, uh, hiding anything
00:38:47You're a lawyer, aren't you?
00:38:48Uh-huh
00:38:49Say, tell me you're a great lawyer
00:38:51Who does? Not my clients
00:38:52Certainly not the ones that were hung last week
00:38:57Have you solved your case?
00:38:59What case?
00:39:00Why, whatever case you're working on
00:39:01Oh, let's not sit here and talk about a little me
00:39:04Let's talk about a little you
00:39:05Have you deposited $10,000 in the bank lately?
00:39:08Why, whatever made you say that?
00:39:09Well, you know what the friends say, uh,
00:39:11Cherchez la femme
00:39:12Find the footprints
00:39:17Peanut brittle?
00:39:18No, thanks
00:39:18Well, there's no point in my staying here
00:39:21Oh, don't go, please
00:39:23Perhaps you'll think I'm forward
00:39:25But last night when I first saw you
00:39:28And slammed the door in my face
00:39:29I realized that you're the man I've been dreaming of
00:39:32What do you eat before you go to bed?
00:39:34I've waited so long to find someone like you
00:39:36Oh, someone like me
00:39:38I'm not good enough for you, eh?
00:39:39Oh, don't say that
00:39:40I'm not good enough
00:39:41Well, you ought to know
00:39:42But I really have to go
00:39:44Oh, don't go
00:39:45No, I
00:39:45Oh, no, please
00:39:46I can't stay right
00:39:47Oh, no, stay
00:39:47No, I'd love to stay
00:39:49Oh, yes, please, really
00:39:50Your father wasn't by any chance an octopus, was he?
00:39:53Oh, no
00:39:53No, I really have to go
00:39:55Oh, don't go, please
00:39:56I'll be right back
00:40:01I'm back
00:40:07So sorry you have to go
00:40:09The thing I like about you is that money doesn't go to your head
00:40:11I hope you solve the case you're working on
00:40:14Well, it's out of my hands
00:40:15This has been a private investigation
00:40:16But right now I could use the long arm of the law
00:40:19Law?
00:40:21Oh, but you don't have to go right now, do you?
00:40:24Well, there's nothing to keep me here that I can see
00:40:26From this angle
00:40:26But we, why, we hardly know each other
00:40:29I can be very entertaining if I want to be
00:40:34There must be some way of getting that money
00:40:36Without getting in trouble with the Hayes office
00:40:38Will you, uh, walk in your hands?
00:40:41Silly boy, of course not
00:40:42All right, forget about it
00:40:43Will you, uh, will you walk in the ceiling?
00:40:46And when I'm on the ceiling, you'll run out and call
00:40:49You'll run away
00:40:50Oh, that's the father's thought from my mind
00:40:51So, so help me, the law of gravity
00:40:53All right, I'll walk on the ceiling
00:40:55If you will, too
00:40:56Oh, no, no, no thanks
00:40:57I'll, uh, I'll sit this one out
00:41:00I'm just an old groundhog
00:41:02I shouldn't even be out until February
00:41:03But it's so easy
00:41:06The bottom of the shoe creates a suction
00:41:07That holds you up on the ceiling
00:41:09No, no, I'd rather not
00:41:10I have an agreement with the houseflies
00:41:12The flies don't practice law
00:41:14And I don't walk on the ceiling
00:41:16Oh, you'll love it
00:41:20Come on, chief
00:41:21Are you sure we're not being too hasty?
00:41:23After all, I am just a boy
00:41:24You're, you're a trooper
00:41:26An aerial star
00:41:27Yes
00:41:27Well, you could be, too
00:41:29You're tall, you're strong
00:41:31You're a nearsighter
00:41:33Hurry, Cheever
00:41:34You're not fooling now
00:41:36You will walk on the ceiling
00:41:38With you, only with you
00:41:40Don't look now
00:41:41No peeky-weeky
00:41:45I'll bet you're laughing at me inside
00:41:50And to think I might have roamed the whole world over
00:41:52And never found you
00:41:55Ready, darling?
00:41:56I know I'm gonna hate myself for this in the morning
00:41:59Why, you look like a million
00:42:01I'll settle for ten thousand
00:42:03Uh, suppose you go first
00:42:05Why?
00:42:06Well, in case you fall
00:42:07I'll be here to pick it up
00:42:09Oh, no, let's go up together
00:42:11Well, if that's your best offer
00:42:13But I'm not making a nickel on it
00:42:14Once you do this, you'll never forget it
00:42:16You know, the last time I stood on the ceiling
00:42:18Was at a lodge meeting
00:42:19The chairman had the floor
00:42:21How am I doing here?
00:42:23Careful, Cheever, careful
00:42:25Well
00:42:29You don't want to reach over and hold this thing in
00:42:35Come on, now
00:42:36Lift your body
00:42:37And clamp your foot on the ceiling
00:42:48Put them into mine
00:42:48Into you, Mrs. Murphy
00:42:51Help, help
00:42:52There, I knew you'd like it
00:42:55Say, I like this
00:42:56I never thought we'd be hanging around together
00:43:01I can't tell you how much I appreciate this shake
00:43:05I see
00:43:12Oh, Pauline
00:43:13Let's never lose this thrilling moment
00:43:15Think of it
00:43:16You and I
00:43:16Heels over head in love
00:43:18Do you rumba?
00:43:19No
00:43:19Oh, come on
00:43:20Let's dance
00:43:21Aha
00:43:22Pennies from heaven
00:43:24Hey, Pauline
00:43:25Help me down
00:43:26Pauline
00:43:27Let me have that wallet
00:43:28Pauline
00:43:29I'm stuck up
00:43:29Pauline
00:43:30Let me have me down
00:43:31Pauline
00:43:32How do I get that out of here?
00:43:33Pauline
00:43:33Quick, quick
00:43:34Help, help, Pauline
00:43:36Help
00:43:36Get me down, Pauline
00:43:38Pauline
00:43:38Oh, Pauline
00:43:40Help me down
00:43:41Get me off the ceiling
00:43:43Help, help, help
00:43:44I'm stuck up
00:43:48Julie
00:43:48Come in
00:43:52Hi there, Mr. Wilson
00:43:53Telegram for you
00:43:54Oh, thanks
00:43:56Excuse me
00:44:03There's nothing important
00:44:04Julie
00:44:06Why don't you take that job
00:44:08Job?
00:44:09What job?
00:44:10With the miracle shows
00:44:11I, uh, heard they made you an offer
00:44:13There
00:44:14I'm tearing that down
00:44:16Maybe you better take it
00:44:17It looks as if the Wilson Wonder Circus
00:44:19Is gonna have to do without Wilson
00:44:21I, uh, I might not be the best boss in the world
00:44:23But I don't think you like working for Carter
00:44:26I don't intend to work for Carter
00:44:28I'm leaving when you leave
00:44:30But where will you go to?
00:44:32Where you go?
00:44:34Don't you want me to, Jack?
00:44:36Oh, sure, I
00:44:38Well, look, Julie
00:44:40Uh, this isn't easy for me
00:44:44But, well
00:44:46I've made plenty of mistakes
00:44:48I guess
00:44:49But I don't want to make another
00:44:51You once said that, uh, we belong to different worlds
00:44:53Well, you're right
00:44:55You're a success
00:44:56When I leave here, I
00:44:58I won't even have a job
00:44:59Oh, things won't work out for you
00:45:02I know they will
00:45:03Well, until they do
00:45:04Until I can pay the bills
00:45:05I'm not gonna drag you to any preacher
00:45:08Well, you're pretty heavy
00:45:10But suppose I drag you
00:45:14Well, Jack?
00:45:14Look, I don't think I'd enjoy life as Mr. Julie Randall
00:45:18You better wire miracle shows
00:45:20You're gonna take that job
00:45:23Well, I guess Emily Post was right
00:45:28A girl should never propose to a man
00:45:33You're some lawyer
00:45:34You come here to help with Jeff and the Julie
00:45:36You know what happened, eh?
00:45:37What happened?
00:45:38How come you know as well as I do?
00:45:40And you know better
00:45:41We've got to think
00:45:42Oh, we tried that
00:45:43Well, let's review the case
00:45:44One Jeff Wilson owes $10,000
00:45:47Or let's put it another way
00:45:49$10,000 is owed by one Jeff Wilson
00:45:51It's a clear case of Jeff Wilson owing $10,000
00:45:54Yeah, which he ain't got
00:45:55Brilliant deduction
00:46:05If only that Mrs. Dukesberry would help him out
00:46:07Mrs. Dukesberry
00:46:08Yeah, she's Jeff's aunt
00:46:09The rich Mrs. Dukesberry?
00:46:11Page one of the social register?
00:46:12The Newport branch of the United States Mint?
00:46:15That money is Jeff's aunt?
00:46:16Uh-huh
00:46:16I usually say aunt, but I'm showing off on account of the monkeys
00:46:19Yeah, but she wouldn't lend Jeff the money
00:46:21Hey, wait, I got an idea
00:46:23You go to Newport and ask Mr. Dukesberry for the money
00:46:26Oh, fine
00:46:26I mean, if Mr. Dukesberry's alive, you could ask him
00:46:29But he's dead
00:46:29He's dead, eh?
00:46:30Then why don't you ask him?
00:46:33Mrs. Dukesberry, America's wealthy as widow
00:46:36And yours truly, who could certainly use the money for Jeff
00:46:39Don't tell this to Jeff, but his troubles are over
00:46:42Goodbye, Mr. Chips
00:46:46Ah, let him go
00:46:47We'll solve it this case of myself
00:46:49Punchy, I'm going to my tent where I can think
00:46:51You come over later and wake me up
00:46:59Ah
00:47:01Ah
00:47:03Ah
00:47:08Ah
00:47:10Ah
00:47:11Ah
00:47:11Ah
00:47:12Ah
00:47:15Ah
00:47:27La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la...
00:47:41Well, shut my mouth and freeze my face.
00:47:44That man don't belong to no human race.
00:47:47Got a hookahooka-pookas and a fiddle-dee-dee.
00:47:49That can charm a lion or a chimpanzee.
00:47:58Well, put in my nymph and send me quick.
00:48:00That man got a voodoo in that stick.
00:48:03When he food-a-racky-sacky's, he can hypnotize an elf.
00:48:05That man must be sweet and gall he is there.
00:48:21Zoom, zoom, go the cymbals, and boom, boom, go the drums.
00:48:25There's dancing feet all over the street when that man comes.
00:48:29They get from the alley, they rally round swing alley.
00:48:33He waves that Toscaninian hand.
00:48:37Zoom, zoom, go the cymbals, and soon swing galley sways.
00:48:40The basses dunk the thousands of trumpets sound in their range.
00:48:44Mr. Swing galley, tell me, is he man or maestro?
00:48:48Zoom, zoom, go the cymbals, and soon swing galley sways.
00:48:53When he gives a dumpy, they swing us off the low.
00:49:04Play something for me.
00:49:06Play it loud and call it.
00:49:24Oh, glory hallelujah, rhythm races through ya.
00:49:31When he rolls his evil eye, he can boogie-booyah.
00:49:35Boogie-boo, boogie-boo, boogie-boogie-boo.
00:49:37Boogie-boo, boogie-boo, boogie-boo.
00:49:40Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie
00:49:45Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie
00:49:45Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie
00:49:45Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie
00:49:45Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie
00:50:00Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie Bo
00:50:19Look me in the eye.
00:50:21Concentrate.
00:50:24Yeehaw!
00:50:25Wait again.
00:50:27Make it rise up to the skies and let the prize of moon.
00:50:32Make it a blue moon.
00:50:39Make it a bloom
00:51:15Make it a bloom
00:52:04Make it a bloom
00:52:19Make it a bloom
00:52:39Make it a bloom
00:53:08Make it a bloom
00:53:20Make it a bloom
00:53:49Oh yes
00:53:49Just as the invitation read
00:53:51I'm bringing Jardinet and his famous symphony orchestra all the way from Paris just to play for us
00:53:56And I've invited only the 400 of Newport
00:53:59No outsiders
00:54:08Here, what is this?
00:54:10It's English Tweed, where's like I am?
00:54:12Now then, where's old lady Dukesbury's room?
00:54:14I beg your pardon?
00:54:15Mrs. Dukesbury can not be disturbed by anyone
00:54:17Fine, I don't want to be disturbed either
00:54:18You can't go up there, who are you?
00:54:20Who am I?
00:54:21Mr. Dukesbury
00:54:22Mr. Dukesbury, but I understood Mr. Dukesbury had passed away
00:54:25Oh, just a typographical error, passed out
00:54:27What a brawl that was
00:54:28Well, here I am, after the brawl is over
00:54:30Well, I'll inform Mrs. Dukesbury that you're here
00:54:32Never mind, I'll tell her myself, what's her room number?
00:54:35Never mind, I'll find it
00:54:36I've been in bigger hotels than this
00:54:37And with better-looking cliques
00:54:40Oh, hello
00:54:41Mrs. Dukesbury, yoo-hoo
00:54:43What in the world?
00:54:46Well, what is the meaning of this?
00:54:48Keep your sheet out, I'm looking for old lady Dukesbury
00:54:50I am Mrs. Dukesbury
00:54:52Snookums!
00:54:53Oh, precious
00:54:54I don't know you
00:54:55You mean you've forgotten?
00:54:58Well, I
00:54:58I know, you have forgotten
00:54:59Those June nights in the Riviera
00:55:01Where we sat beneath the shimmering skies
00:55:03Moonlight bathing in the Mediterranean
00:55:05We were young, gay, reckless
00:55:06The night I drank champagne from your slipper
00:55:09Two quarts
00:55:10It would have held more
00:55:11But you were wearing inner soles
00:55:12Oh, hell to God
00:55:13My name is Susanna
00:55:15Let's not quibble
00:55:16It's enough that you've killed something fine and beautiful
00:55:19Oh, Susanna
00:55:20Oh, Susanna
00:55:22Oh, won't you fly with me
00:55:23For I need ten thousand dollars
00:55:25Cause the sheriff's after me
00:55:26Get out of this room
00:55:28Or I'll scream for the servants
00:55:29Let the Simons know
00:55:30Let the whole world know
00:55:31About us
00:55:33You must leave my room
00:55:35We must have regard for certain conventions
00:55:37One guy isn't enough
00:55:38She's got to have a convention
00:55:39Oh, Susanna
00:55:40Susanna
00:55:41At last, we're alone
00:55:43Couldn't the two of us be
00:55:44Oh, how shall I say it
00:55:45A man and a woman
00:55:47There, I said it
00:55:50Oh, Susanna
00:55:51If you only knew how much I need you
00:55:53Not because you have millions
00:55:54I don't need millions
00:55:55I'll tell you how much I need
00:55:57Have you got a pencil?
00:55:58I left my typewriter in my other pants
00:55:59Shh, shh
00:56:00That's Whitcomb
00:56:01What'll I do?
00:56:02I'll cool him off
00:56:03No, no, you mustn't
00:56:04Oh, this is so embarrassing
00:56:06Oh, dear
00:56:10Well, succotash
00:56:10What's eating you?
00:56:11I beg your pardon, sir
00:56:12But Monsieur LaFontaine
00:56:14Of the Concert Bureau
00:56:15Has phoned to say
00:56:16That all arrangements are complete
00:56:17The maestro will be here on time
00:56:19That's fine
00:56:19Here's a dime
00:56:20Get yourself a clean shirt
00:56:22He's going to get himself a clean shirt
00:56:24This is a not, Raymond
00:56:25I'll say it is
00:56:26That Whitcomb is a fine butler
00:56:27I phoned you five hours ago
00:56:28And he gives you the message now
00:56:29Why, you're not Monsieur LaFontaine
00:56:31What do you mean
00:56:32I'm not Monsieur LaFontaine?
00:56:33Do I go around saying
00:56:34You're not Monsieur LaFontaine?
00:56:35Oh, it must be wonderful
00:56:38To be associated with
00:56:39Such a great artist as Jardinet
00:56:40Oh, it is a pushover
00:56:42Did you say Jardinet?
00:56:43Why, of course
00:56:44Now be sure
00:56:45When the Normandy docks tomorrow in New York
00:56:47The Jardinet and this entire orchestra
00:56:48Come directly here
00:56:49This bedroom will be awfully crowded
00:56:51Say, Susie
00:56:53Hiring a world-famous guy like
00:56:54What's-his-name
00:56:55That'll run into money
00:56:56I realize that
00:56:57I didn't expect him to play
00:56:59At my party for nothing
00:56:59You'll get your check tomorrow night
00:57:01As we agreed
00:57:01Tell me, Mrs. Dukesberry
00:57:03Suppose through some strange
00:57:04Quaker fate
00:57:05That Jardinet couldn't get here
00:57:07Would you be interested
00:57:08In any other form of entertainment?
00:57:09Say, some novel surprises
00:57:11Wrapped in sawdust?
00:57:12Why, it's unthinkable
00:57:14Jardinet must get here
00:57:16After all, $7,500 for one night's entertainment
00:57:18Is a lot of money
00:57:20$7,500 is a pretty penny
00:57:23But my client needs $10,000
00:57:25For reasons that should be pretty obvious by now
00:57:28Susanna
00:57:28I hate to bring up money matters in a bedroom
00:57:32But...
00:57:33But what?
00:57:34Well, just write me out a check for $10,000
00:57:36And everybody will be happy
00:57:37Including the gorilla
00:57:38And I do mean you
00:57:40But we agreed on $7,500
00:57:43Oh, but you do not know about the rate of exchange
00:57:45You see, in La Belle, France
00:57:47$7,500 is over 150,000 francs
00:57:51While in this country
00:57:52$7,500 is, well, $7,500
00:57:57That is fluctuation
00:58:00Very well
00:58:01Anything to make the party a success
00:58:02Ah, this will be the most successful surprise party you have ever given
00:58:06But it's not a surprise party
00:58:08What'll you bet?
00:58:20Well, by this time tomorrow
00:58:22You'll be in Chicago
00:58:24Then what?
00:58:26It's really a swell break for you, Julie
00:58:28The Miracle Shows have a fine outfit
00:58:31Yep
00:58:32Well, they're gonna be crazy about you
00:58:33Yep
00:58:36What are you gonna do, Jeff?
00:58:38Oh, I'll have plenty to do
00:58:41Six days a week, I'll think about you
00:58:42And on Sunday, I'll look for a job
00:58:45Fine chance you'll have of finding a job on Sunday
00:58:48That's just the point
00:58:49No job on Sunday, so I'll have six more days to think about you
00:58:53When Sunday comes around, no job
00:58:55I'll have six more days
00:59:06Do we know what we're doing
00:59:10Two blind loves
00:59:12Don't know what month it is
00:59:16Or the time of day
00:59:19Don't know if we're in Brooklyn
00:59:22Or in Mandalay
00:59:24I only know the sun started to shine
00:59:32The day that I looked into your eyes
00:59:36And you looked into mine
00:59:39Two blind loves
00:59:43Babes in the wood
00:59:46We've got it all so bad
00:59:50But isn't it good
00:59:52We're on a bumpy road
00:59:55It's true
00:59:56But heaven is in view
00:59:59For two blind loves
01:00:25Hey, Punchy
01:00:27Are you sleeping?
01:00:29With all of this trouble
01:00:30Who the Jeff are going to lose at the circus tomorrow night?
01:00:33How can you fall asleep?
01:00:39Oh, you're kind of sheep, huh?
01:00:42How many sheep do you have to count before you fall asleep?
01:00:46A one?
01:00:48You're an insomaniac
01:00:50You know, Punchy, we look every place for the money
01:00:52But there's one place we don't look
01:00:54That's a Goliath's room, yeah
01:00:56Hey, wait
01:00:58You're on the way too, I like the lawyer
01:01:00You're a coward
01:01:02No, no, no, no, no, no
01:01:03You're not a regular coward
01:01:06You're a brave coward
01:01:08Hey, Punchy, Punchy
01:01:10Tell me, how does Goliath sleep?
01:01:12Oh, with his eyes closed
01:01:14That's a noose
01:01:16What I mean is, does he sleep good?
01:01:22Oh, like a top, eh?
01:01:24I get so wise
01:01:25That's fine
01:01:26Now look
01:01:26We got a work to do
01:01:27Get in your clothes
01:01:28So come on
01:01:31Now this is Goliath's room
01:01:33Keep it quiet
01:01:34Shh
01:01:45Hey, he's a sleeper like a baby
01:01:53Goodbye, baby
01:01:54Beyond the treetop
01:01:56When the wind blows
01:01:58The Kralisheed rock
01:02:00Rock
01:02:00Goodbye, baby
01:02:02Beyond the treetop
01:02:04Now we gotta look for the money
01:02:06I think it's better we work in the dark
01:02:12We gotta work fast
01:02:13I look over there
01:02:15You look over there
01:02:16If anything happens
01:02:17We meet right here
01:02:20That's a fine
01:02:25Rock
01:02:26Goodbye, baby
01:02:28Beyond the treetop
01:02:30When the wind blows
01:02:33Quick, hide
01:02:34있나 na na na na na na na na na na na na
01:02:51Getcha
01:02:53games
01:02:54To
01:02:54I
01:03:00Could
01:03:02Of
01:03:02As
01:03:04Time
01:03:04Time
01:03:04Time
01:03:22We've got to find the money in a hurry.
01:03:23Maybe sleeping on it.
01:03:29If the bow breaks, the babies should fall.
01:03:33We collect insurance, money and all.
01:03:37Rock, rock, rock, rock.
01:03:48All right, all right, all right.
01:03:49I look in the pillow. You look under the blanket. Go on.
01:04:24You don't find it? It's not in here either.
01:04:46Hey, Santa Claus, it looks like a white Christmas.
01:04:59If he wakes up, I pity us. Here, hold that. Hold it. I got an idea.
01:05:05This will make Goliath sleep.
01:05:24Archie, what do you do? What do you do? Wake up, wake up.
01:05:28Rock-a-bye, baby. Wake up, punchy. Rock-a-bye, baby. Under the treetop.
01:05:33Rock-a-bye. Rock-a-bye, baby. Rock-a-bye, baby. Rock-a-bye, baby.
01:05:38Punchy, wake up. Punchy, punchy. Wake up. Punchy, wake up.
01:05:42Rock-a-bye, baby. Under the treetop.
01:05:45When the wind blows, the cradle she rocks. Rock-a-bye, baby. Cradle.
01:05:52You see? I sing a lullaby until you wake up. That's fine.
01:05:56Hey, maybe the money's in the mattress.
01:05:59Rock-a-bye, baby. Under the treetop.
01:06:02The windows, the cradle she rocks.
01:06:05And the brakes, the cradle she curls.
01:06:08Come, come, baby. Cradle, let go.
01:06:11Hey, baby. Hey, punchy, what do you do there?
01:06:14Rock-a-bye, baby. Punchy, get out.
01:06:16Rock-a-bye, baby. Punchy. Hey, punchy.
01:06:27Look, look.
01:06:29Look, look.
01:06:31Lock-a-bye, baby.
01:06:38I don't know.
01:07:04Porter!
01:07:06Help! Help!
01:07:09Porter!
01:07:09Hey, Punchy! Punchy! Come on!
01:07:12Punchy! Punchy! Punchy!
01:07:14Let's get out of here! Come on, Punchy!
01:07:16Hey, Punchy! Punchy!
01:07:19Hey, so long.
01:07:27Is there a Jeff Wilson on the train?
01:07:30Why, I'm Jeff Wilson. Why?
01:07:31Yeah, well, long distance been trying to get you all along the line.
01:07:35Long distance? Yeah.
01:07:41You can use this telephone, young man.
01:07:44Ask for the Newport operator.
01:07:45Newport?
01:07:48Hello, Jeffrey.
01:07:50This is the Legal Eagle.
01:07:52I'm calling from Dukesbury Manor.
01:07:55Never mind what I'm doing here.
01:07:56I've got a great scheme.
01:07:58Now, listen.
01:08:00No.
01:08:02How much?
01:08:0310,000.
01:08:04She thinks she's getting Jardiné in his orchestra.
01:08:06But I have a sneaking suspicion Jardiné is not going to show up.
01:08:10Oh, if we can only get away with it.
01:08:12Certainly.
01:08:12You play the circus right on your aunt's front lawn.
01:08:15Be very quiet while you're setting the tents up.
01:08:17And keep the elephants out of the flower bed.
01:08:19Okay.
01:08:20You take care of that inn and I'll have the circus air by tomorrow night if it's the last thing
01:08:23I do.
01:08:25Oh, boy.
01:08:27Operator.
01:08:29Operator.
01:08:30Get me a steamship Normandy.
01:08:32Where is it?
01:08:33It's in the water.
01:08:35Why, I can't believe it.
01:08:37But I tell you the man's name is not Jardiné.
01:08:40His real name is D.T.'s O'Connor.
01:08:42Oh, there must be some mistake.
01:08:44Are you sure?
01:08:46I'm positive.
01:08:46It's the biggest dope ring in years and Jardiné is the head dope.
01:08:49I'll keep him in the brig until I can dig up some more dope.
01:08:51This is Operator 77B signing off.
01:08:54That is all.
01:09:11Oh, it's all as those three top buttons.
01:09:14Don't worry, I'll make it.
01:09:15I used to be a riveter on the Golden Gate Bridge.
01:09:18There you are.
01:09:21Now then, tell me, how do you like the bandstand?
01:09:25I had it built especially for Jardiné.
01:09:28Do you think he'll like it?
01:09:29If he ever sees it.
01:09:31Yes, Whitcomb?
01:09:33Pardon me, madam.
01:09:34But here are the seating arrangements for your final approval.
01:09:37Oh, no, Whitcomb.
01:09:39Judge Chanock will sit on my left hand.
01:09:41And you will sit on my right hand.
01:09:44How will you eat? Through a tube?
01:09:47376, 377, 378, 379, 38.
01:09:50381, 382, 383, 384, 385, 386, 387, 388, 389, 390.
01:09:5991, 92, 93, 94, 85, 96, 97, 398, 399, 400.
01:10:06They all showed up. Looks like no second helpings.
01:10:12Ladies and gentlemen, in behalf of our gracious, charming and lovely hostess, I say to you, good evening, friends.
01:10:20And now, let's lap up the vittles.
01:10:24Hold yourself.
01:10:28Tony, find Mr Lupo. Tell him we'll be ready in five minutes.
01:10:31Sure, Jeff. Five minutes. Five minutes.
01:10:32Monsieur LeFontaine?
01:10:33What is it, my little smorgasbord?
01:10:35It's five minutes of ten, and they're not here yet.
01:10:37Well, it takes time. You know how elephants are.
01:10:40Elephants?
01:10:40Who said anything about elephants?
01:10:42Give me that.
01:10:43You've had quite enough of this.
01:10:45Quite enough.
01:10:46Elephants at your age.
01:10:50And since Mrs Dukesbury and her checkbook are entirely responsible for this magnificent shinding,
01:10:55I suggest we give the kid a great big hand.
01:11:03I'm sure Marie Antoinette would like to say a few boring words.
01:11:10Can I quote you on that?
01:11:13Relax. The entertainment is practically ready.
01:11:15Now, go on. Get in there and fight.
01:11:21Oh, dear.
01:11:23You should cut out starches.
01:11:27Please hurry.
01:11:34Say, have you got a slow leak?
01:11:36Now, if no one cares for more coffee, we'll all be going.
01:11:41I'll have another cup of coffee.
01:11:45Don't leave me, Susanna. Can't you see that I love you?
01:11:47There, you dragged it out of me.
01:11:49I love you.
01:11:50All of you.
01:11:51I love you feverishly.
01:11:53Have you got a thermometer on you?
01:11:58Not here, monsieur. Not here.
01:12:00Oh, I can't help it. It's just the animal in me.
01:12:09You got it?
01:12:10No, I don't care what you do as long as the show don't go on.
01:12:13Now, get going. Come on.
01:12:19So Carter has friends. You better beat it.
01:12:22Says you.
01:12:23No.
01:12:36Thanks, Punchy. Just in time.
01:12:38Hey! Stop that! Stop!
01:12:40Help! Help! Police! Punchy!
01:12:42Hey! Stop that! Stop that!
01:12:44Help! Police! Punchy! Help! Help! Punchy!
01:12:48Help! Help! Punchy! Get! Get out of me! Punchy!
01:12:52Get him, Punchy! Attaboy!
01:13:00Hey! I bet Carter's behind this. Let's find him.
01:13:03Go on.
01:13:04Go on.
01:13:27So, it's you.
01:13:31I fix you.
01:13:39Haven't you had enough coffee? My guests are waiting.
01:13:42Yes, I think I've had enough.
01:13:46Very well then. We'll all be going.
01:13:49I think I'll have another cup of coffee. It's awfully good, isn't it?
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:54Now, don't worry. The entertainment is right on tap.
01:13:57Are you sure? Where is Jardinet?
01:14:00Oh, I knew there was something I wanted to tell you. He isn't coming.
01:14:03What?
01:14:05I am Jardinet.
01:14:08Jardinet! Oh!
01:14:14I crossed the ocean. I am called a dope ring. I race on a train. When I get here, what
01:14:21do I find? Animals. Animals! Animals? Animals? Mrs. Dukesbury's friends are my friends. I'll take care of him.
01:14:29Mrs. Dukesbury's friends, please be careful. Animals! Please!
01:14:32This is the most incredible thing that has ever happened.
01:14:35You're all upset. Why don't you go back to Paris and lie down?
01:14:38Jardinet's symphony never has been so humiliated. I have a notion not to play.
01:14:43That's an excellent notion. Come on, I'll put you on the bus.
01:14:47But I have given my word. I will play. Yes, I will play.
01:14:50Of course you'll play, but you'll play on the bandstand down on the water.
01:14:53On the water? But my audience.
01:14:55Don't worry. You start playing, they'll come down in spite of it.
01:14:59Mrs. Dukesbury's idea.
01:15:01Crazy Americans!
01:15:02We're ready, boss.
01:15:03Fine. Take this bearded symphony down to the bandstand and see that he gets a good send-off.
01:15:07Okay, boss.
01:15:12Now, I know you'll all be thrilled.
01:15:15Jardinet's opening number will be Beethoven's somber and spiritual first movement of his second concerto.
01:15:21Album three, opus four...
01:15:24And number five in the hit parade.
01:15:26Oh! Oops!
01:15:35Open it!
01:15:44It's me, she's home. I just shouldn't be excited.
01:15:47Hurry, hurry, hurry, folks.
01:15:49Let's get the best seat.
01:15:50Hurry, hurry. Hurry, hurry, folks. Hurry, hurry.
01:15:52Be that man eating elephant.
01:15:55Hurry, hurry, see the planet that shoots a human being.
01:16:03Now?
01:16:04Now!
01:16:05Let's go.
01:16:06Let's go.
01:16:10Let's go.
01:16:11Let's go.
01:16:12Let's go.
01:16:13Let's go.
01:16:14Let's go.
01:16:20Let's go.
01:16:32Let's go.
01:16:33You monster.
01:16:35You're responsible for this disgrace.
01:16:37That's gratitude for you. Most men get their sweethearts one ring for an engagement, I got you three rings.
01:16:41A circus? I hear laughing stuff. I see it all now.
01:16:46My nephew did this to humiliate me.
01:16:49You mean he did you a favor? I was afraid Jardine wouldn't get here, so I wired Jeff to come
01:16:52and help us out.
01:16:53And, uh, he's doing rather well, don't you think?
01:16:56Step up and take a bow, don't be modest, don't be shy.
01:17:03Show that thoroughbred look in your eye. Step up with grace and pride.
01:17:12Take that oom-pa, oom-pa, oom-pa-pa in your stride.
01:17:19My heart began to beat in rhyme. Oom-pa-pa-poop in three-quarter time.
01:17:26You charmed me like that little eye.
01:17:30When you walked by, you took my heart, and now here's to love.
01:17:46Take a bow, take a bow.
01:17:56Thank you, Missy.
01:18:00If you like that dinner you gave them, they'll eat this up, sort us and all.
01:18:03But how about Chardonnay?
01:18:05Probably on his way back to Paris.
01:18:19Thank you, Missy, Missy, Missy, Missy, Missy.
01:18:36Missy, Missy.
01:18:41Missy, Missy, Missy.
01:18:50Well, I guess you're licked.
01:18:52Yeah, I don't pay off until this show is over.
01:18:55And this show ain't over yet.
01:18:58And, uh, now, kiddies, if you'll all pull up your chairs,
01:19:01Susie would like to mumble a little double talk and Esperanto.
01:19:04Here you are, sugar.
01:19:06My little girlfriend.
01:19:08I'm thrilled to love you.
01:19:09He might kill someone.
01:19:11That's his business.
01:19:12I'm stopping the show.
01:19:13I don't want no part of this.
01:19:16Oh!
01:19:25Oh!
01:19:26Get me out of this, Missy!
01:19:27Get me out of this, Missy!
01:19:29Oh!
01:19:30Oh!
01:19:31Oh!
01:19:31Oh!
01:19:33Oh!
01:19:35Oh!
01:19:36Keep calm, folks.
01:19:37It's all part of the show.
01:19:38Get me out of this cannon!
01:19:40Get me out of this cannon!
01:19:42Please, get me out of this cannon!
01:19:53You're welcome!
01:19:54Oh!
01:19:57Oh!
01:19:58Beachy!
01:19:59choice!
01:20:01You're welcome!
01:20:02Oh!
01:20:03Hey!
01:20:04Oh!
01:20:05Oh!
01:20:22We're offering a fine other prize, folks, for anyone who can sing our name.
01:20:28Let's bring your partner.
01:20:33Help! Help! He's got me! He's got me!
01:20:37I hope he's got two pair of pants with that suit.
01:20:42Let me out there, you fool! Let me out!
01:20:49Somebody do something! Somebody do something!
01:20:53There they go, the great race, folks.
01:20:56They go into the backstretch. Jabroner's leading, but Carter and Punchy are hanging on.
01:20:59Will Jabroner make it?
01:21:01Now they're coming into the homestretch. Jabroner's still leading.
01:21:03Carter's second by a trapeze. Punchy's third by a heel.
01:21:05Help me out of this cannon! Help me out of this cannon!
01:21:08Don't worry, Mrs. Gooseberry. I'll save you.
01:21:11It looks like a dry finish. And there goes Seabiscuit.
01:21:15Yee-haw!
01:21:16Oh, come on, come on! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come
01:21:18on, come on, come on!
01:21:19I'm sorry, Mrs. Gooseberry. I didn't know it was loaded.
01:21:22Woo! Woo!
01:21:27Here I come, Mrs. Gooseberry. I'll save you again.
01:21:32Bring your lady.
01:21:34Get ready now, Mrs. Gooseberry. When I grab your ankles, you may go.
01:21:38Get loose, get loose, I say. Get loose, get loose, get loose, do you hear me?
01:21:42Bring in the cage. Help me with the net. Come on.
01:21:50Oh, Mrs. Gooseberry. Is there an insurance agent in the house?
01:21:54No! No! That's what he said to me!
01:22:06Help! Help!
01:22:09Help!
01:22:09All Tarzans! All Tarzans!
01:22:14Jump! It's all right. Come on, jump!
01:22:18Oh, dear, Mr. Beckel-Roll!
01:22:20Oh, dear!
01:22:22Here I go!
01:22:25Well, here it goes!
01:22:28Call them all! Get them away!
01:22:31Ah!
01:22:33Oh!
01:22:36Look, the money!
01:22:39Is it all there?
01:22:40Is it all there?
01:22:45Is it all there?
01:22:46Is it all there?
01:22:46Is it all there?
01:22:47Is it all there?
01:22:48Is it all there?
01:22:48Is it all there?
01:22:50Is it all there?
01:22:50Is it all there?
01:22:52Is it all there?
01:22:53Is it all there?
01:22:53Is it all there?
01:22:54Is it all there?
01:22:55Is it all there?
01:22:56Is it all there?
01:22:58Is it all there?
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